Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 12
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00:00You dick!
00:01Hey!
00:02Mwah!
00:03You frightened!
00:04Well aye!
00:05You've got to celebrate, haven't you?
00:07Huh?
00:08Fifty years!
00:09I was going to say you've covered the bloody dog!
00:15Her flabbers have been gassed.
00:19You want some of this?
00:21Oh, that is!
00:22Look out!
00:23Oh, no!
00:24See?
00:25Oh, now there's a controversial statement.
00:27The gravy.
00:28Oh!
00:30Yeah!
00:31Do you like this music?
00:32No, not particularly.
00:33So suck on that!
00:35Oh, wow!
00:36He's been a bad boy!
00:38Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:40Not a chance, do you?
00:41Oh!
00:42Yes, look at that!
00:43He's had an absolute feast!
00:45Whoa!
00:47For a banana!
00:49This is insane!
00:51Well, thank God that's over, I've got a headache run.
00:53It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
00:56That's very modern, isn't it?
00:59Now, if you know, I saw that coming.
01:00No!
01:01In the week Scotland made it through to the World Cup Finals for the first time since 1998,
01:07we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:11It was Bush Tucker business as usual on ITB.
01:14Oh!
01:15Oh!
01:16Oh!
01:17Oh!
01:18Oh!
01:19Oh!
01:20Oh!
01:21Martin Kemp's kids are in the flipping travelling round the world.
01:25Yeah, not bad, eh?
01:26Eh?
01:27Shirley's having a lovely time on her own, isn't she?
01:29Oh, gosh.
01:30To be Shirley.
01:31Lovely.
01:32Well?
01:33The countryside cape has continued on Emmerdale.
01:40It is always quite interesting living in the country.
01:43I don't know if you saw the lady in the van earlier that had a cage with birds inside.
01:48Yes, I pointed her out to you.
01:49I think they were budgery gars.
01:51Aren't they just called budgies?
01:52No, they're called budgery gars.
01:54In what world?
01:55That's the long name for them.
01:56That's the real name.
01:57Budgie's just a shorter version.
01:59No one's called them a budgery gars since 1962.
02:02That's when I was born.
02:03I know.
02:05And Sarah Snoop was looking stressed on Sky Atlantic.
02:09I don't know where my son is.
02:15You like the word fault.
02:16I like the word fault.
02:17Don't you, babe?
02:18Because that would immediately, if there's any blame to be apportioned, you'd be straight
02:22onto that, wouldn't you?
02:23Yes.
02:24Because you like to blame, apportion blame within this family.
02:28Mm.
02:31Remember when I said I wanted to have a tattoo on my forehead?
02:34Saying, yes, I'm sorry.
02:35Yes, it's my fault.
02:36Ha, ha, ha.
02:45Stop laughing at me.
02:52Will you stop it?
02:53I can't help it.
02:54I'm sorry.
02:55Best friends Jenny and Lee.
02:57Oh, God.
02:58My ribs hurt.
02:59My ribs hurt.
03:00Well, stop taking the piss out of me, then.
03:03I can't stop.
03:06Oh, I'm worn out.
03:07I'm worn out.
03:08I'm worn out.
03:09Oh, God.
03:10Oh.
03:11Oh.
03:12Oh.
03:13Oh.
03:14Oh, thanks.
03:15Oh, God, Lee.
03:16I can't say it out anything anymore.
03:17Shut up.
03:18Hit me.
03:19On Sunday night, the jungle drums sounded once again for the return of this on ITV.
03:29I'm meandering.
03:30You're a what?
03:31I'm meandering.
03:32Oh.
03:33I'm meandering.
03:34I'm a celeb has been on for so long now.
03:35Yeah, I think it's 25 years.
03:36Like nine eighths of your life.
03:37Nine eighths?
03:38Oh, no, that's wrong, isn't it?
03:39It'd be like eight ninths or something like that.
03:40That doesn't sound right either.
03:41It probably doesn't, but it's a lot.
03:42It's a lot.
03:43It's a lot.
03:44It's a lot.
03:45I'm meandering.
03:46I'm a celeb has been on for so long now.
03:48Yeah, I think it's 25 years.
03:49Like nine eighths of your life.
03:50Nine eighths?
03:51Oh, no, that's wrong, isn't it?
03:52It'd be like eight ninths or something like that.
03:53That doesn't sound right either.
03:54It probably doesn't, but it's a lot.
03:55It's a lot.
03:56The time for talking is over.
03:57It's back.
03:58Back on the bridge, Julia, yeah.
03:59It can only be the return of I'm a Celebrity.
04:01Oh, here you go.
04:02Are you ready?
04:03They're going to say it.
04:04C'MAR
04:25We like Jack, Mary.
04:26Do you remember there's a series called The Osbournes?
04:29Yes, funnily enough it's on at the moment in the television.
04:33If you switch it on, the Osborns just come on on repeat.
04:39I've just put my hand down the side of your sofa
04:41and grabbed something mysterious.
04:44What is it?
04:47What is it?
04:48Some off a bush took a frigging trial.
04:50In the episode, we saw our favourite Geordie duo rock up.
04:56Heyo!
04:57Nice, and the Defender as well.
04:59Ant and Dec!
05:00All Ant and Dec will have packed for I'm a Celeb is bowling shirts and jackets.
05:05And it wasn't long before things kicked off.
05:08Rangers?
05:11Oh, this is spooky.
05:13I tell you what, they're straight out of traps, aren't they?
05:16Bring it all in.
05:17So each of you has a box.
05:19Inside the box is a getaway car key fob and green ants.
05:23Green ants?
05:24Who's are going to bite the shit out of you?
05:27Ugh!
05:28All you have to do is put your hand in the box, release the nuts, retrieve the key fob.
05:33See, now I think I could do this now I've had a tattoo.
05:36That's a piece of piss.
05:37That's not what it is. You what?
05:39But it's not a piece of piss.
05:40That's so easy.
05:42However...
05:43What?
05:44...you'll also have your head inside a box.
05:46Oh, no!
05:47Not my face, not the face.
05:52Gee, it's terrified.
05:53What did they expect? It's not straight they come dancing, is it?
05:56No.
05:57It's not just going to be your head in that box.
05:59There could be other things in there too.
06:01Right!
06:02I'm in the legs!
06:03Oh, of course there is.
06:05Because why would I have my head in an empty box?
06:07That's pretty easy, isn't it?
06:09Oh!
06:10Oh, my God.
06:15Please tell us what it is first.
06:18Please tell us what it is first.
06:19Angry Ginge isn't angry, he's panicked.
06:21He's anxious, Ginge.
06:23Oh!
06:25Oh!
06:26No!
06:27I couldn't do it, I couldn't do it, I couldn't do it.
06:29No, no, no, no, I'd die.
06:31Oh!
06:32Three, two, one, go!
06:37There we go.
06:38Great.
06:39Anti-clockwise!
06:40Anti-clockwise!
06:41One down for Jack already.
06:42That nose, Jack's got the tekkers.
06:44Jack's got it on there.
06:45Yeah, excellent finger work, Jack Osborne.
06:48Oh, I heard a wingnut drop.
06:49Which wing has it got?
06:51Oh, no, righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.
06:53People used to call me wingnut,
06:55because of my fucking ears,
06:56and I didn't know for years.
06:58Why didn't they call me wingnut and it's like that?
07:00Because I look like a wingnut.
07:01Yeah.
07:04What's happening here?
07:05The one with the lids again.
07:06What?
07:07What are they doing?
07:08Oh, God.
07:09Oh!
07:10Oh, the yellow one.
07:11I don't know why.
07:12That would finish me off.
07:13Oh, more snakes!
07:14Oh, cut more snakes!
07:15Oh, my God, cut my head!
07:18Another big python in each of your boxes.
07:21Oh, no, it would be funny.
07:22If I had my hair in one of them boxes,
07:23they wouldn't be able to celibise it.
07:25Padre all the hair would be blue.
07:26Oh, he's done it.
07:28Ginger's done it, Mary.
07:31Angry ginger's good with his fingers, isn't he?
07:33Snakes on the bloody first one.
07:35Are you awake?
07:36Ruby wax died.
07:37She's not.
07:38I cannot get one of these off.
07:41Ruby's flat knees!
07:43Ruby can't even see!
07:46Is she dawning?
07:47Is Ruby still awake?
07:48Is she all right, though?
07:49Is she all right, though?
07:50Seriously?
07:51Look at the glasses.
07:52I'm not saying that.
07:53Yeah.
07:54Oh, you know what, Ruby?
07:55Just have a nappy in there, love.
07:56Ruby's like...
07:57Give her a duvet.
07:58Some Horlicks.
07:59What was that thing that you get
08:01where you fall asleep?
08:02Necrophil...
08:03No.
08:05It's not necrophil...
08:07Ne...
08:08Ne...
08:09Ne...
08:10Ne...
08:11Necrophilia.
08:12Necrophilia.
08:13In Suri...
08:18I like this top on you, by the way.
08:20Beautiful.
08:21You do?
08:22Yeah.
08:23I think I look sophisticated.
08:24Sarah, her husband, Andre, and their daughter, Shay.
08:28It's very nice, though.
08:29It suits you.
08:30The colour looks nice on you, you know, coming into winter.
08:33Dad, I'm not babysitting.
08:35Why?
08:36The only reason you're doing that is because you want something
08:38and it's probably to babysit.
08:39Trying to sweet you up, innit?
08:41Oh!
08:42That didn't work, did it?
08:44No.
08:45This week, high drama continued in the Dales on ITV.
08:49It's riddled with Emmerdale casting lead city centre.
08:52Running wick.
08:53Running wick.
08:54Do we have to watch Emmerdale?
08:55Yeah, we do.
08:56Really?
08:57Yeah, it's real intensely, I'm telling you now.
08:59What, Emmerdale?
09:00Yeah.
09:05This love triangle has got me absolutely great.
09:11How are you feeling?
09:14Not great.
09:15Dressing gown, someone's stayed the night.
09:17Dirty bugger.
09:20Still worrying about Kev.
09:22Yeah.
09:23So, Robert and Aaron are back together.
09:24Right, okay.
09:25Robert's dumped Kev.
09:26Robert got married to Kev in prison.
09:28Yeah.
09:29But he thinks he's dying.
09:30Kevin's told him he's only got so much time left.
09:33Oh!
09:34But he hadn't.
09:35I mean, once he gets used to the idea that you two aren't together any more, he'll move
09:39on.
09:40He has to.
09:41Yeah, I'll leave that one.
09:42Will he move on though?
09:43Yeah, he will.
09:44Always a nasty piece of work.
09:45Is he?
09:46You wouldn't want to cross him.
09:47Oh, Kev might want to hang around and see if he can get Robert back.
09:50You reckon he thinks of his persistent?
09:52Maybe.
09:56Do you think he's alright?
09:57I'm going to go with no on that one.
10:01Kev looks stressed.
10:02Yeah.
10:04Morning.
10:05That's Dr Liam, so he knows the truth about Kev's medical condition.
10:10How are things?
10:11Very bad.
10:15Robert ended it yesterday.
10:16Oh, God.
10:18Is he just feeling sorry for himself?
10:19Yeah.
10:20You're not dying.
10:21He's dying of a broken heart.
10:22Oh, please.
10:24I need to get him back.
10:27I can't die alone.
10:29Oh, for heaven's sakes.
10:31That's a little bit dramatic.
10:33He's being beyond mopey here, is Kev.
10:35Yeah, yeah.
10:36But he's not dying, so why do you keep saying I don't want to die alone?
10:39Yeah, but...
10:42You're not actually dying.
10:44No, I've just said that, Liam.
10:47I wonder if I could invent a medical condition to get Nat to pop the question.
10:51I need a ring, aren't you?
10:52Yeah.
10:54Do you remember?
10:55Mm-hmm.
10:56Oh, yeah.
10:57Oh, yeah.
10:58Oh, yeah.
10:59Oh, yeah.
11:00Do you know what?
11:01Bloody hell.
11:02Forgot about that.
11:03Believing his own lies.
11:04You all right, lads?
11:05No, Matty!
11:06Did you want a drink?
11:07The next day, there was a big turnout as a karaoke-themed housewarming in the village.
11:12I want it!
11:13I want it!
11:14I want it!
11:15I want it!
11:16Oh, look who's in!
11:19Did you see that mob?
11:20It's like, I'm here!
11:21Yeah, baby!
11:22Now it's going to pop off!
11:23Here we go!
11:24Come on!
11:25The rooms went quiet, is the mood hoover.
11:28It is rubbish if you're at a party and your ex turns up, isn't it?
11:32But let's face it, not surprising in a small village that they would all be there.
11:38I love an awkward little situation like this.
11:41Yeah.
11:42Oh.
11:43Oh, look.
11:44What's that?
11:45Oh, look.
11:46What's that?
11:47Oh, God.
11:48What's he doing?
11:49If you're not the one, then why does my soul feel glad?
11:54What the fuck are you wrong?
11:56Oh, shit.
11:57If you're not the one, then why does my hand fit yours?
12:03Oh, wow.
12:05He's singing, Kev.
12:06Kev.
12:07Daniel Beringfield.
12:08This is Auntie Jane and Uncle Kevin's song that they put on when they get pissed and
12:12cry, too.
12:13Yeah.
12:14If you are not mine, then why does your heart return?
12:19My call.
12:21Oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:23No wonder he's packed him in.
12:24If there were any chance of Rob and Kev getting back together, Kev's just absolutely
12:29fucked it now.
12:30Well, I hope you are the one that I share my life with.
12:37Oh, God.
12:38This is so awkward for everyone in the world right now.
12:41Oh, I can't bear it.
12:43Come on, Jake.
12:45If I'm not made for you, then why does my heart tell me that I am?
12:53Oh.
12:54Why is no one grabbing him and going?
12:56What they should do is turn the mains off, Natty, the mains switch.
13:00Pretend there's been a power cut.
13:02Yeah.
13:03Things are happening everywhere.
13:04Please just tell me about Rob, but this doesn't make any sense.
13:09Oh.
13:10Well, that went well, didn't it?
13:12Yeah.
13:13That went like a lead balloon, Nat.
13:16Yeah.
13:17Unbelievable.
13:18That was really awful television, wasn't it?
13:20I don't think we're going to see anything as emotionally draining as that this year,
13:25Jane.
13:26That was special, wasn't it?
13:28It breaks your heart.
13:31In Blackpool.
13:40I've got the glass over it.
13:42Oh, God.
13:43Right, I've got an envelope.
13:45It's a big bugger, this, Soph.
13:47It's actually got fangs.
13:49Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
13:51Right, you lift the glass, I'll get the envelope underneath it.
13:54I think he...
13:55Whoa!
13:56Fuck me!
13:57Will you shut up?
13:58Right.
13:59Slightly lift the glass.
14:02Slightly.
14:03Go on.
14:04Slide her under.
14:05Gently does it.
14:06Gently does it.
14:07Right, you'll have to lift it more.
14:08Go on.
14:09We'll slide it under, then.
14:10I'm trying.
14:11Go on.
14:12Watch its legs.
14:14Watch its legs.
14:15Oh!
14:16Stop it!
14:17On Saturday night, punters were pointing out pictures for prizes on BBC One.
14:24This programme doesn't slam, Soph, it slaps.
14:26Yeah.
14:27As the young'uns say nowadays.
14:29Right in the face.
14:30Wicked.
14:31Hello and welcome to a brand new series of Picture Slam.
14:40Woo!
14:41Every quiz show has to have a nice cheesy entrance, isn't it?
14:45Oh, yeah.
14:46We love a cheesy entrance.
14:47So it's literally like catchphrase, just say what you see.
14:50Yeah.
14:51Yeah.
14:52Simple.
14:53Like...
14:54Green tracksuit.
14:57Grandma's curtains.
14:58You're an idiot.
15:00Let's have a look at tonight's categories.
15:03Oh, let's do it.
15:05Theatre.
15:06Woodworking.
15:07Holes.
15:08Holes.
15:10What kind of pictures are we going to see for that one?
15:13Molly, you're left with the category no one else wanted.
15:16Holes.
15:17Holes!
15:18I won't be good at this.
15:19Arseholes.
15:20Plug holes.
15:21Man holes.
15:22No.
15:23Let's have a look at your picture board.
15:27Right.
15:28God, how do you even connect holes or anything?
15:30Who is this character?
15:31Who the bloody hell's that?
15:33Garth Hawks.
15:35Macavity.
15:36Correct.
15:37Who?
15:38Macavity.
15:39Phil Macavity.
15:40Phil Macavity.
15:41Phil Macavity.
15:43Oh, Macavity from Cats, the musical.
15:45What coat is this?
15:46Oh, trench.
15:48Trench.
15:49Bloody hell.
15:50Now me fashion me.
15:51Trench coat.
15:52Trench.
15:53A trench.
15:54I've dug a few trenches.
15:55We have trench boxes.
15:56Shut up!
15:57A trench coat.
15:58Correct.
15:59We're talking about holes, not coats.
16:00Trench is a hole in the floor.
16:02Correct.
16:03What film is this?
16:04I've got it.
16:05I've got it.
16:06Is it Black Beauty?
16:07No, it's not Black Beauty.
16:08That's not a hole, is it?
16:09No, Black.
16:10Black hole.
16:11Black Beauty.
16:12Could be.
16:13Sleepy Hollow.
16:14Sleepy Hollow.
16:15Correct.
16:16Oh, that's clever.
16:17I was going to say Only Fools and Horses.
16:19What TV series is this?
16:21Oh, Another Foot in the Grave.
16:24Grave being the hole.
16:25Kingdom Appearances.
16:26Bodger Badger.
16:27One Foot in the Grave.
16:29Number one, please.
16:31Number one.
16:32What brand is this?
16:33Well Woman.
16:34Well Guard.
16:35Well Woman.
16:36Well Woman.
16:37Black Duggar Well.
16:38Okay.
16:39Rapid.
16:40That's clever, Mary.
16:41Would you have got that?
16:42Well Woman.
16:43Oh, that's disgusting.
16:44Why?
16:45Holes.
16:46It's in the category holes.
16:48Well Woman?
16:49Well, it's to do with bottoms.
16:51Women's front bottoms.
16:52Is it?
16:53Yes.
16:54How do you know it?
16:55Well, because Well Woman clinics are to do with coils and stuff like that.
16:59I didn't know that.
17:00Yeah.
17:03In the Cotswolds.
17:04Look what I've found.
17:05Darling, you were so rude when my mother said we had to take one of those for Perkins.
17:10Andrew and his husband Alfie.
17:12I mean, it does look like it's from the 1920s, but as we haven't got any firewood, I think
17:17that this is just going to be needed in here because it's freezing, darling.
17:20Sweetheart, the heating's on full.
17:21I know, but it's so cold.
17:23It's so cold.
17:24I need this.
17:25So you laughed about it from Mum having it for Perkins and giving it for Perkins to
17:29stay warm, but for you, it's totally fine.
17:32It's so cold.
17:33I'm going to take a picture and send it to my mother.
17:35I'm sure she'll be chaffed.
17:36It's getting some use.
17:37I am.
17:38I'm taking a picture of it and I'm sending it to my mother.
17:40It's the first thing that I'm doing.
17:41Look, you do actually like the heater.
17:44This week, the world's most menacing children's games were back on Netflix.
17:49Steve, Squid Game's on.
17:51Have you had your blood pressure tablets today?
17:53Oh, yeah.
17:54You've had them?
17:55Well, when I watch this, I take two.
17:57What would you spend the money on if you won 4.56 million?
18:00A decent haircut?
18:02Coming from you, boy.
18:03I'm growing this out.
18:05There's a very little bit of shit to be cosy.
18:06LAUGHTER
18:07Right, go on.
18:09Pow!
18:10Oh, my God!
18:11That was really good!
18:12Oh, this looks sick!
18:14Oh, my God!
18:15Oh, my God!
18:16Oh, my God!
18:17Oh, my God.
18:18Oh, my God!
18:19Oh, my God!
18:20Oh, my God!
18:22Oh!
18:23Oh, my God.
18:25Oh, my God.
18:27Dwindling numbers now, I've noticed.
18:29Looks like there's slides.
18:31Slides and ladders.
18:33Oh, slides and ladders.
18:35Welcome to your fifth game.
18:37I'm getting anxious already, are you?
18:39No. Teams of two will take turns
18:41as they attempt to make it to the final square
18:43and pass the game.
18:45Right, that sounds all right, doesn't it?
18:47Quite easy, that. Slides take you down the board.
18:51Oh. Oh, that's so fun.
18:53Oh.
18:55Result in your elimination.
18:57Oh, that is brutal.
18:59I'd be trying to stop myself in the middle of this line.
19:01Climbing back up.
19:03Yeah.
19:05Come on, boy.
19:07Don't be doing that. They've been practising that, haven't they?
19:09As the game got going,
19:11it wasn't long until the yellow team
19:13landed on a twist card.
19:15Oh.
19:17There we go.
19:19So what have they got to do?
19:21Send a team to the next unused slide.
19:23Oh, wow.
19:25Oh, shit.
19:27They must take a slide each.
19:29Oh.
19:30No, so one of them gets eliminated.
19:31Already?
19:32Oh, no, they haven't even started.
19:34This is where you want to be adding, isn't it?
19:36Yeah.
19:37Oh, yeah, I'm not even in it, yeah.
19:39And we're going with the red team.
19:41Oh, my God.
19:42One of the red teams going home.
19:44He was so confident they're not going to pick them.
19:46See, this is why you can't even trust your own people.
19:48I just want to take right, if you don't care.
19:50Yeah, take right.
19:51I was going to take left anyway.
19:52All right.
19:53Are they going to have to just guess which slide is which now?
19:55Yeah, I think so.
19:56Oh, wow.
19:57I'd go right.
19:58I'd go left because I'm left-handed.
20:00Yeah.
20:01Sorry, guys.
20:02I'm sorry.
20:03Don't say sorry, ladies.
20:04It's not like there's a crocodile at the bottom.
20:06There might be.
20:07All right, Steven.
20:08Oh, here we go.
20:10Which one?
20:11Whee!
20:12Oh!
20:13Where did he fall?
20:14And he was never seen again.
20:28Oh!
20:29Are they all disappointed?
20:30They all went, oh.
20:31I once friction burned my elbows carrying two kids down one of them tunnel slides.
20:40Oh, gosh.
20:41After a few more rolls of the dice, the remaining red player, Steven, found himself on a twist
20:48card.
20:49Send a team to any ladder or any unused slide.
20:53Oh!
20:54Oh!
20:55Bye-bye!
20:56Payback is coming quick.
20:57That's them two.
20:58He's going to send them two, isn't it?
20:59He's going to send the two girls to an unused slide.
21:00Any team?
21:01He's going to pick us, bro.
21:02Yeah, he's going to pick you.
21:03Look, look, he's rubbing his hands.
21:04Payback time!
21:05I'm going to take yellow down to 22.
21:06One of them's gone.
21:07Good.
21:08They are giving him daggers.
21:09But they knew that was coming, didn't they?
21:10Yeah.
21:11Totally.
21:12Yeah.
21:13That's fair enough.
21:14They took your teammate out.
21:15Yeah.
21:16That's a good choice.
21:17I love how they're going.
21:18Yeah, yeah.
21:19Pick yellow.
21:20Yeah.
21:21Pick yellow.
21:22Yeah.
21:23Yeah.
21:24Yeah.
21:25Yeah.
21:26Yeah.
21:27Yeah.
21:28Yeah.
21:29Yeah.
21:30Yeah.
21:31Yeah.
21:32Yeah.
21:33Yeah.
21:34Yeah.
21:35Yeah.
21:36Yeah.
21:37Yeah.
21:38Get the yellows out.
21:39Well, yeah.
21:40You can watch your own back.
21:41Okay.
21:42Yeah.
21:43That's very justified.
21:44Justified.
21:45I hope one of them disappears.
21:47Oh, he's so nasty.
21:50This is where you could have made a good deed and help somebody in the end, but you decided
21:53to be petty.
21:54Yeah, you could have.
21:55No, it's not love.
21:56He's getting rid of you.
21:57At least the boys took it better.
21:59She is very salty about it.
22:02You started this.
22:03We didn't start it.
22:04This is a game.
22:05Okay, you picked me.
22:06I picked you.
22:07It's a great deal.
22:08It's fine.
22:09I'm hearing too much of this and not enough sliding.
22:10Yeah.
22:11Oh, my God.
22:12Oh, is she coming back?
22:13Is she coming back?
22:14I've never seen someone come down a slide with so much anxiety in my life.
22:20No.
22:21Where's she gonna land?
22:22Oh.
22:23What do you reckon?
22:24Oh, the cat look.
22:25No.
22:26No.
22:27No.
22:28No.
22:29No.
22:30No.
22:31No.
22:32No.
22:33No.
22:34No.
22:35No!
22:36No!
22:37No!
22:38Oh, no!
22:39Ah, for a night.
22:40And apparently, in real life, there's spikes at the bottom.
22:43Is there?
22:44Yeah.
22:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:46It's quite cruel.
22:47She didn't come back.
22:50Stephen is so far, I'm telling you.
22:53She didn't come back.
22:54There's too many Americans on that.
22:56Where have all the sensible people gone?
22:58Oh.
22:59You know what?
23:00That says it.
23:01The world.
23:02Yeah.
23:03When it comes down to it, all the sensible people will be gone and there'll be all the
23:06Americans left.
23:07All there.
23:08Yeah.
23:09Being silly.
23:10Yeah.
23:11Yeah.
23:18In Leeds.
23:19Guess what?
23:20What?
23:21I've been for my Bowie doing this morning.
23:23And I haven't told Mum or Nat that that's what I were doing.
23:27Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
23:29And I said, Mum, I've got an appointment for a facial at 10.30.
23:34Can you look after Ezra?
23:35Well, I am going to go swimming.
23:37You're going to have to cancel your facial.
23:39And I says, I can't cancel it.
23:41I've already paid for it.
23:42Lie.
23:43Lie number one.
23:44No.
23:45Lie number two.
23:46Lie number one is the fact that it's a facial.
23:48Lie number two is the fact you've already paid for it.
23:50I'm ringing Mum now.
23:51I'm glatting.
23:52I'm telling her.
23:53But I just know.
23:54I'm going to tell her.
23:55Because I know.
23:56She would not have babysat Ezra if it was for you to go get Botox.
24:01She wouldn't have done.
24:03On Thursday night, famous faces were running around with backpacks again on BBC One.
24:08I remember that.
24:09I think you and we were together once.
24:11And you stopped someone to ask for directions when you were driving.
24:14And they gave you all these directions.
24:16And then you said to me, right, did you get that?
24:18I said no.
24:19I thought you were listening.
24:20Why do we not have that competitive streak?
24:25Why are we not arsed about winning stuff?
24:28Because you've always been shit at everything, so.
24:31And you're a lazy bitch.
24:33Marking the halfway point for the race, Valley de Angeles, Honduras.
24:40Isn't Honduras insanely dangerous?
24:43Insanely dangerous I wouldn't be going.
24:45Absolutely not.
24:46A lot of prawns in the supermarkets from Honduras.
24:49Mollie and Tyler are planning to cross into Honduras at the El Amatillo border via the transport hub of San Miguel.
24:57OK, that looks like a trek though.
24:59San Miguel? Mam likes San Miguel.
25:02Oh, she does.
25:03San Miguelito.
25:05Is that the same? San Miguelito?
25:08It's so close today.
25:11Do we know for definite that San Miguelito is San Miguel?
25:16I don't.
25:18Oh, well then. Brilliant.
25:20I would have thought it's the same place.
25:22It's something you want to double check though, isn't it?
25:24This company?
25:25Is this San Miguel?
25:27This bus, San Miguel?
25:28The trick is check once you're on the bus.
25:31Yeah. Halfway there.
25:32What the?
25:33Oh, another bus.
25:35It's not going.
25:37Oh no, another bus. We're on the wrong bloody bus.
25:40That's called moving quick. We're on the wrong bus.
25:43Bosses are just a nightmare abroad though.
25:45Yeah.
25:46Spot lock. I know.
25:47You get on and trust some man to get you to where you need to be.
25:49Yeah.
25:50Yeah.
25:51Come on to the board office.
25:53Oh, this is the San Miguel bus. That's alright then.
25:56Oh, well that was fairly easy.
25:58Yeah.
25:59Yeah.
26:00Crisis averted.
26:01We could do this, first place.
26:04What?
26:05Oh, you're Dylan and Jackie?
26:07Overconfident if you ask me.
26:08Yeah.
26:09He's just enjoying his holidays.
26:11Why's he stopped?
26:12What's up now?
26:13One dollar.
26:14One dollar.
26:15Oh my God, no.
26:16What?
26:17It's Dylan and Jackie.
26:18They're going to get on the same bus.
26:19Oh no!
26:20What are you doing here?
26:21Oh my God.
26:22We're all on the same bus again.
26:23Looks like they're going on a fucking outing together.
26:24A court strip.
26:25The Valley of Angels.
26:26Here we go.
26:27Valley de Angelas.
26:28So this is it.
26:29This is where they have to get to, isn't it?
26:30So now they've got to get running because everybody's there at the same time.
26:33Out on foot.
26:34Follow the road.
26:35Take the first right.
26:36Pass the billers, Lena.
26:37Continue into the town and locate the bandstand in the main square.
26:40This is now all about who can follow instructions.
26:42There's the bandstand there.
26:43Yeah.
26:44Go, go, go.
26:45Bandstand.
26:46Your checkpoint hotel.
26:47La Casona.
26:48La Casona.
26:49It's 200 meters south.
26:50Come on!
26:51They want to find the hotel now.
26:52Hotel La Casona.
26:53Si?
26:54Ah, gracias.
26:55Vamos!
26:56I think it's anyone's race now.
26:57It is so close.
26:58It's so close.
26:59It's so close.
27:00On foot.
27:01On foot.
27:02Follow the road.
27:03Take the first right.
27:04Take the first right.
27:05Pass the billers, Lena.
27:06Continue into the town and locate the bandstand in the main square.
27:08This is now all about who can follow instructions.
27:10There's the bandstand there.
27:11Yeah.
27:12Go, go, go.
27:13Bandstand!
27:14Your checkpoint hotel.
27:15La Casona.
27:16It's so close.
27:17It's so close.
27:18Tight.
27:19Yes!
27:20Let's go!
27:21Let's go!
27:22Let's go!
27:23Molly's off!
27:24Hola.
27:25Hotel La Casona.
27:26Si?
27:27Hello.
27:28I see.
27:29Yes, Dylan and Jackie.
27:30Come on!
27:31Oh, gracias, gracias.
27:32Oh, there you go!
27:33That's not the right place, is it?
27:35This is a restaurant.
27:36I thought it was a hotel they were looking for.
27:38Is this Hotel La Casona?
27:39No.
27:40No?
27:41Oh.
27:42No.
27:43No?
27:44They wanted to sign them for an evening meal, them two.
27:47Oh, Jesus.
27:48Gracias.
27:49Oh!
27:50Oh!
27:51They're going opposite directions, though.
27:54Oh, my God.
27:55They're all going opposite directions.
27:56There's chaos.
27:57Yes.
27:58We've made it.
27:59Are they there?
28:01Are they there?
28:02Is this the right hotel?
28:03Come on, please.
28:04Ha-ha.
28:05Yeah, it is.
28:06Oh, we're here.
28:07Hi!
28:08Are they fast?
28:09Are they fast?
28:10Are they fast?
28:11Let's go.
28:12Congratulations.
28:13You have successfully reached your third checkpoint.
28:16Please sign in, I believe.
28:18I love you.
28:19I love you, too.
28:20Okay.
28:21Oh.
28:22Turn the page, then.
28:23Give it a go.
28:24Oh!
28:25Oh!
28:26They're first!
28:27Yes!
28:28Well done.
28:29I've got no idea how they've got there first.
28:33No, I don't.
28:34I'm pleased for Molly and Tyler, because they were lovely.
28:37It slightly irritates me that they're full of energy after racing around and make it look effortless.
28:44They get to my nerves, isn't it?
28:46These young people.
28:47They're young.
28:48Fit.
28:49Fit.
28:50In love.
28:51Good-looking.
28:52Oh, my God.
28:53Don't be a grumpy old man.
28:54No, I'm very happy for them.
29:00I actually need some advice.
29:01About what?
29:02Because I don't know how to, like, tell someone bad news.
29:05Like, especially when it comes to people's hygiene, because that's been bothering me lately.
29:11Maybe drop hints here and there.
29:13Like, what would you say?
29:14Like, just be like, oh, yeah, I do this, you know, like, um...
29:17This is my shower routine.
29:18This is my routine.
29:19Like, I follow up with mouthwash every time I brush my teeth.
29:22So, let's pretend, yeah, that I'm that friend that you need to have this conversation with them.
29:26Oh, God, that would kill me!
29:28OK, let's go.
29:29So, I'm in your face going,
29:30Yes!
29:33Wait, so I'm like, yes, I have to...
29:36Why are you breathing?
29:37This week, a brand new mystery thriller was keeping us all guessing on Sky Atlantic.
29:44Do you know what?
29:45I need to be thrilled.
29:46Yeah.
29:47Do you know what I mean?
29:48Yeah.
29:49I need a good thrilling.
29:50Oh, come on, let's watch it.
29:51I hope it's good.
29:52I hope it ain't one of them back-to-front ones where they keep going backwards.
29:59I say that a lot when I'm with you.
30:00Everyone says that.
30:01Everyone does.
30:02All we know in this show is a child goes missing.
30:05I love that.
30:06Oh, no, not the idea of a child going missing.
30:09Just the drama of it.
30:10Just the drama.
30:13Hi, I'm Marissa.
30:14I'm here to pick up my son, Milo.
30:16Oh, look, there she is, Mary, from Succession.
30:19Hmm.
30:20Sarah Snook.
30:21I think you've got the wrong house.
30:23There's no Milo here.
30:24What?
30:25You've got the wrong house, love.
30:26Kid's not here.
30:27The address is 1800 Crescent Hollow Road.
30:30If I'm not home from work when you get there, my nanny will be there with the boys.
30:33Uh-oh.
30:34Who sent you the text?
30:36Uh, a mom from the school.
30:38Jenny.
30:39Oh, dear.
30:40She didn't take Milo to the house.
30:43Jenny's taken him from school.
30:45To where?
30:46Where?
30:47Should you give her a call?
30:48Yeah.
30:49Yeah?
30:50Get Jenny on the phone.
30:52Where's Milo?
30:53Do we not trust this woman in the house?
30:55Or is it Marissa's made a mistake?
31:00Shit!
31:01Oh, my God.
31:02It's not working.
31:05I'd be in panic mode.
31:07I'd start screaming.
31:08Come on in.
31:09We'll figure it out together.
31:13Well, she's nice.
31:14I'll do the same, mate.
31:15This is too juicy not to get involved.
31:17The address is 1800 Crescent Hollow Road.
31:19If I'm not home from work when you get there, my nanny will be there with the boys, Jenny.
31:23I know she keeps saying it.
31:24She keeps going off the address, doesn't she?
31:25Yeah.
31:26And you are at the right address, but there's no Milo.
31:28There's no child.
31:29But you know this, Jenny.
31:30Yeah.
31:31Yeah, we met at the school social.
31:32She was great.
31:33She...
31:34Autocorrect.
31:35That's why the address is wrong.
31:38Yeah.
31:39Yeah.
31:40She's kidding herself.
31:41Of course it is.
31:42It's either autocorrect or fat fingers.
31:44It's one of the tips.
31:45He sent it lunch.
31:46He sent me messages, love you, miss you, and really meant to say, fuck off, Tom.
31:49Here, let me try it.
31:51We have a nanny as well, and she might have another...
31:53Got a nanny.
31:54Let's call a nanny.
31:55Must be nice.
31:56Is there any chance your nanny could have picked up your son?
31:59No, she's away for a few days, so it's...
32:01So her nanny's away as well.
32:03Who's picked up Milo?
32:05She's not answering.
32:06The nanny's not answering.
32:08The summit dodgy going on here.
32:10Hello?
32:11Hello, Jenny.
32:12You don't know me, but I'm here with your friend, Marissa.
32:15Hi, this is Jenny.
32:16Yeah.
32:17Is everything all right?
32:18Oh.
32:19Is that Jenny?
32:20Yeah.
32:21Right, so she's got Jenny's number, who she thought Milo was with.
32:25Well, Marissa thought her son was at your house today, but there seems to be some kind of confusion on that.
32:30Oh, no, I'm working tonight.
32:31Jacob's at Sarah Larson's for a play date.
32:33So Milo isn't with you?
32:35No, he isn't.
32:36Who the fuck's been texting her, then?
32:39What the hell's going on and where's Milo?
32:41Okay, so...
32:42No, you sent me a message.
32:43Hi, Marissa.
32:44No, I'm so sorry, but I didn't...
32:46It's on my phone.
32:47I'm not crazy.
32:48It's on my phone.
32:49It's on my phone.
32:50I've got it here.
32:51Yeah, because she got a text message sent off her.
32:53So who sent the message?
32:57Who picked up my son from school?
32:59Oh, we don't know.
33:00Do you?
33:01No.
33:02No.
33:03Someone's orchestrated a fake text to say he's going to be on a play date.
33:06Yeah.
33:07And now has picked up Milo.
33:10For who?
33:12Oh, this is the...
33:13If you can't have a play here, please take a copy and hand it round.
33:17There we go.
33:19Two months earlier.
33:21Oh, okay.
33:22Oh, here's Jenny.
33:23Oh, two months earlier.
33:24Two months earlier.
33:25Oh, it's one of them.
33:26Oh, God.
33:28Oh, you're right.
33:30Oh!
33:31Who is this woman?
33:32There's the babysitter.
33:33Who's this woman?
33:34Which one is yours?
33:35Milo.
33:36Irvine.
33:37Oh, he's a sweet one.
33:40He is.
33:41He's perfect.
33:44Oh.
33:45Looks like the nanny's had him away.
33:48Perfect?
33:49I don't know any nanny that sort of is like that, really.
33:55Oh, a bit of a creepy, creepy lingering look as well.
33:59Yeah, creepy lingering look, definitely.
34:01Nanny's at the top of my list now.
34:03Do you have him?
34:07Where is he?
34:08Where is he?
34:09Tell us where he is.
34:10What?
34:11We've got Anna.
34:12Oh, it's a nanny.
34:13I don't have Milo.
34:14I'm not working this week.
34:15He's not in here.
34:16He's not in here.
34:17I'm not working this week.
34:18What?
34:19I told you I don't have Milo.
34:20I left my phone.
34:21I was coming to get it.
34:22We leave tomorrow morning instead.
34:23Anna hasn't got Milo.
34:24Oh, and she left her phone.
34:25That's where she went answering the phone.
34:27What happened to Milo?
34:28We don't know.
34:29Mr. and Mrs. Derby.
34:30Oh, police now.
34:31Detective Alcaraz has spoken with Milo's teacher.
34:34He says Milo was picked up by a woman named Carrie Finch.
34:36Carrie Finch?
34:37Who the hell's Carrie Finch?
34:39Carrie Finch!
34:40Who is Carrie Finch?
34:41That's what we'd like to know.
34:43I'm Carrie, by the way.
34:46Oh!
34:47There is Carrie Finch.
34:49Anna.
34:50Nice to meet you.
34:51Nice to meet you.
34:52So who do you work for?
34:54Jenny Kaminsky.
34:55Jenny!
34:56Ah!
34:57So that's how she's been able to pretend to be Jenny.
35:01So she's Jenny's nanny.
35:03The plot thickens.
35:04Miss Garcia, you're Milo's nanny, right?
35:05Yes.
35:06Have you ever spoken with Carrie Finch?
35:07Yes.
35:08Don't lie.
35:09Um, no.
35:10Why is she lying?
35:11Why are you lying, though?
35:12I've seen her, but we've never talked before.
35:14Why is she protecting Carrie?
35:15What if the nannies are in there together?
35:17Oh.
35:18There's something going on there.
35:19Hey.
35:20Okay.
35:21Hold Peter.
35:22Hold him.
35:23Why don't you just check the number?
35:24You just check it, okay?
35:25Oh!
35:26Oh!
35:27Oh!
35:28Oh!
35:29Oh!
35:30Oh!
35:31Oh!
35:32Oh!
35:33Oh!
35:34Oh!
35:35Oh!
35:36Oh!
35:37Oh!
35:38Oh!
35:39Oh!
35:40Oh!
35:41Oh!
35:42Oh!
35:43Oh!
35:44Oh!
35:45Oh!
35:46Oh, he's blaming the wife now.
35:49Hmm.
35:50Hang on.
35:51What's the title again?
35:52Just don't go there.
35:58Listen, listen.
35:59I'm...
36:00What an arsehole thing to do.
36:02Yeah.
36:03I bet he hasn't got any numbers of any of the people.
36:05He hasn't even got a bloody clue.
36:07I don't even knew he was on a play date.
36:09Exactly.
36:10Right, that's it.
36:11Ezra's not getting looked after by anyone else apart from me from now on.
36:14Isn't he going to Primrose Valley this weekend with man?
36:17After this weekend.
36:19In Blackpool.
36:20After you got engaged the other day, Jimmy was going, I'm married.
36:21Pete and his little sister Sophie.
36:22Anyway, we got talking about, you know, how, like, me and Paige are married and, you know,
36:38Auntie Soap and Uncle Ben are engaged.
36:40And Jimmy said that he's married.
36:42To who?
36:43Colin.
36:44Aww.
36:45And I said to him, well, you could have picked a bit better.
36:47He's a bit of a dog.
36:49Went straight over his head.
36:51This week, the fancy world of IN dining was on the menu on Apple TV.
36:56See, this is all about gaining a Michelin star and I'm a bit done with Michelin stars.
37:02Oh, have you?
37:03Yeah, I think I am done with them.
37:04Are you Michelin star mixed out?
37:06I am.
37:07Yeah.
37:08I want, I want a proper meal on a plate.
37:11What would you rather?
37:12Michelin star or Toby Carberry?
37:15Toby.
37:16God.
37:17How could you take you to a Michelin star restaurant swigging like that?
37:28I've actually dined at one and five star rated food hygiene places.
37:34Well, that is the northern Michelin star instead.
37:37That is the northern Michelin star.
37:38On the southeast coast of Ireland, Chef Tony Parkin won't settle for anything less than two.
37:44Oh, so he's already got one.
37:47It's more difficult to keep the Michelin star than actually gain one.
37:51Because they're always looking to knock you off.
37:54Yeah, Pedder's star.
37:55Yeah.
37:56Most of the team, like 22-year-old Sean, have barely worked in a professional kitchen.
38:00Oh, God.
38:01Oh, it's a young buck.
38:02Everyone's got to start somewhere.
38:03Yep, that's true.
38:04And chefing is a fucking hard industry, so let's give them their credit.
38:07It is a really good opportunity.
38:09Do you know what I mean?
38:10It's like going to train with Man City.
38:13You know what I mean?
38:14There's no doubt that trying to win two stars with rookie chefs is a tall order.
38:19As long as they show up on time and they're not slackers a bag of knackers.
38:22Ringing in sick.
38:23Exactly.
38:24Do you think you could take the pressure of the kitchen?
38:26I, as a pot wash, yes.
38:28Yeah.
38:29Not anything to do with the cooking.
38:30I could operate the dishwasher.
38:32No, you can't.
38:33Could you? I'm not sure you could.
38:34I don't think you could.
38:35For tonight's service, Dylan and Sean have a vital job of plating Tony's twist on haddock chowder.
38:40It's all in the presentation.
38:42You eat with your eyes.
38:43It's like a clutch of a car, yeah?
38:45It's like a little biting point and you want to hit that point every time.
38:49Even handing someone who's never worked in the kitchen before a cream gun.
38:52It takes long to master that.
38:54I swear.
38:55It takes long.
38:56Perfect time if it's not.
38:57And that's the difference.
38:58Yeah.
38:5922 of them tonight.
39:00Make sure they're perfect, yeah?
39:01Just say, yes, chef.
39:02Now he said that to that young lad.
39:04He'll be like that with it and it'll be going all off it because he's nervous.
39:11Is that downed?
39:12Is that downed?
39:13Oh, fucking hell.
39:14That's not even.
39:15No, no, no.
39:16Not sure that's going to go down well.
39:18So that's going up the top there.
39:19That one's not even covered.
39:20That's not covered.
39:21That's not covered.
39:22That's not covered.
39:23That's not covered.
39:24That's got shit around the sides.
39:25Yes, chef.
39:26Right.
39:27Right.
39:28So do it all again then.
39:29I'd start crying.
39:30I'd be like, why are you being so mean to me?
39:31Please stop.
39:32And if someone's food tastes salty, you know why.
39:34My tears.
39:35I guarantee after he's just told Sean that, it'll have gone in here, straight out of there.
39:44It's absolute garbage.
39:45Absolute fucking garbage.
39:46Oh, Tony's getting a bit stressed.
39:48I mean, surely to God you've got to give him a bit of leeway.
39:51Just get everything out there.
39:52Bring it over.
39:53I'll do it myself.
39:54Oh.
39:55Someone's tired.
39:56That's going to knock those young people's confidence big time.
40:00Well, it's a pressurised environment.
40:02These are hearties oysters.
40:04These are 14 years old.
40:06So what we're going to do with this is just carve into three.
40:08These oysters are almost as old as these guys are.
40:11That's sad.
40:12The poor oysters have lived all that time without being caught.
40:15And now these greedy millionaires are going to eat them.
40:18These have all got to be equal.
40:20Yeah?
40:21So it's pretty simple.
40:22It's hard to cut things in equal slices.
40:24How does his knife do that?
40:26Because he's got good knives that don't cut from Argos.
40:32Oh, shit.
40:33I'm scared for Sean.
40:34Oh, please get this right.
40:36Sean, wake up.
40:37You've got fucking dick loads of watermelon on the second one in.
40:40Dick loads?
40:41What's a dick load?
40:42I don't know.
40:43I've got a new phrase.
40:44I'm going to have dick loads of baked beans on toast later.
40:47You need to hurry up.
40:50I said, just stick me on the pot wash.
40:52I'm sick of this.
40:53Can I not do, like, concierge or something Tony instead?
40:57Wait, did you do it again?
40:59Honestly, Sean, we're doing the fucking head in.
41:01Oh, God, you're doing Sean's fucking head in and all.
41:05No, I wouldn't have that.
41:07Well, the best thing to do is...
41:09I see, shove your oysters up your ass.
41:11Actually a fucking waste of time.
41:13You, go away.
41:14Gamma Sight.
41:15Oh, my God.
41:16Oh, my days.
41:17Oh, my gosh.
41:18Poor Sean.
41:19To be fair, when I go in the kitchen sometimes,
41:21when you're doing tea and they open up a cupboard,
41:23you go,
41:24What the fuck are you doing in here now?
41:25Can I see him doing tea?
41:26Fuck off!
41:27Okay.
41:28Okay.
41:29In Kent.
41:33Jake, are you wearing skinny jeans?
41:35Can you come here?
41:36Sally and her sons Jake and Harry.
41:39You are slaying!
41:43Yeah?
41:44I am.
41:45No.
41:48No, I...
41:49It was intentional.
41:50It's a strong look.
41:52They're not that skinny.
41:54Slim fits the word.
41:58On Tuesday night, they were sorting out more dodgy dogs down under on Channel 5.
42:03Do you know what?
42:04Me and Paige actually say about Colin, that he's the best company that we could have.
42:08I know you two sit and cry about when he's dying.
42:10Oh, don't.
42:11Because they'll actually make me well up now thinking about it.
42:14Because, you know...
42:15Ugh.
42:16Yeah, but he is...
42:17You do just think, like, they don't live forever, do they?
42:20You are a fucking loser.
42:21No, he's...
42:22I am welling up now because he is class.
42:25Like, he's got...
42:26Yeah.
42:27He's a good lad.
42:28Mm.
42:29Aw.
42:30He's one of my kids.
42:31He's my first born, like...
42:32Aw.
42:34Look at those doggies!
42:35You know what?
42:36I think we've got to get a dog again.
42:37No.
42:38No.
42:39No.
42:40No, no, no, no.
42:41We don't need to go to Australia to see dogs behaving badly.
42:43We'll just come round here.
42:44Go round your house, more like.
42:46These two are angels.
42:48Golden Retriever Goldie is the heart of this household.
42:53Oh, I love Golden Retrievers.
42:55I was named after a Golden Retriever.
42:58Who the fuck had a Golden Retriever called Abbey?
43:01Asked my mum, I don't know, but I was called after a Golden Retriever.
43:05Pin wrap.
43:06One more time.
43:07And the apple of owner Will's eye.
43:09Well, she looks very well behaved.
43:11She's a beaut, she, isn't she?
43:12That looks a very cute little dog.
43:14Yeah, you wait.
43:15You wait, Jane.
43:16And Goldie just adores Will.
43:19Aww.
43:21What?
43:24Why are they playing that music?
43:27A lot.
43:32Oh, no!
43:33That's the issue.
43:34Oh, no.
43:35But why is he putting on with her?
43:37He's just reading a book as if nothing's happening.
43:39Well, you couldn't really concentrate on the Da Vinci code, would you?
43:43Is that what he's reading, is it?
43:45I don't know.
43:46I'm just using it as an example.
43:47She doesn't do it to my mum or dad.
43:50No one.
43:51Only him.
43:52Well, yeah, because he's fucking letting about looks of it.
43:54Well, that's it.
43:57I'm just my left leg.
43:58Never my right leg.
43:59What is it about that leg?
44:01Well, you put your left leg in, your right leg out.
44:04It's like he's leaving his leg out there to tempt her.
44:06It's so embarrassing.
44:08We can't have people at the house.
44:10Well, if he's been neutered, then it's okay.
44:12It's not okay.
44:13There's nothing okay about that, Rosalba.
44:15Do you know what I like to look at this, like, glass half full?
44:18You know, she's not bitten anybody.
44:20What are you, get off?
44:22What are you, get off?
44:23That was Milo.
44:24Bruv, if that was Milo, I'd be like, fuck off, bruv.
44:28Like, even if I'm getting changed or if I'm in the bath,
44:31I, like, hide my boobs from Leo.
44:35Here's our Graham.
44:37He'll sort this out.
44:38Let's get the top bollocks in.
44:40Right, Graham.
44:41Right, Graham, can you stop this dog from shagging my leg?
44:43She normally humps me when I lie down, and especially my left leg.
44:46Your left leg?
44:47Yes, my left leg.
44:48Never your right leg?
44:49Never my right leg.
44:50Funny, huh?
44:51Have you thought about cutting your leg off, sir?
44:53I think you've been a bit too nice.
44:55Too nice, yeah.
44:58Graham's already decided who's the culprit.
45:00Yeah, I think he has.
45:01To make it crystal clear enough is enough...
45:04Oh, there we go.
45:05...every time Goldie tries it on, she'll be told.
45:08It doesn't take a genius to know that, I'm sorry.
45:11I was going to say, I don't think Graham needs to even be here.
45:13Enough. Enough.
45:15But will it be enough?
45:17Can you be more assertive with your voice, please, Will?
45:20Put some bass in your voice, son.
45:22Enough.
45:23He's being quite soft enough.
45:25If anything, he's almost flirty.
45:27Yeah.
45:28Stop it, you.
45:29Enough.
45:30If you say enough, it needs to be a little bit more forceful.
45:33Enough!
45:34Stop shagging your leg!
45:35He's not got to be aggressive, but he has got to be firm.
45:37OK.
45:38Like I am with you.
45:39Oh, yeah.
45:40You need to get a less attractive dog to hump him.
45:43Yeah.
45:44Yeah.
45:45That's it, you're right.
45:46Yeah, yeah.
45:47A bulldog.
45:48Yeah.
45:49If you had a French bulldog humping him, he'd be like, get off.
45:53Are we all, did we all disagree that Goldie's an attractive dog then?
45:56Yeah.
45:57Yeah.
45:58Very quickly as well.
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