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00:01Well, I mean, do you go out? Is there a canteen or...?
00:06Well, is there a Pret nearby?
00:09Not even a Pret.
00:16No, no, no, Jamie.
00:18No, I'm not nervous, I just...
00:21I don't know, it's a new job.
00:24Well, I mean, you're used to that place.
00:26For me, it's... well, it's not new exactly, but it's, um...
00:31Well, it's newish.
00:33I'm totally fine, yeah, yeah.
00:37Oh, there is one other thing I wanted to ask.
00:41Should I take any precautions or...?
00:45Well, I don't know, I mean, it's a prison, so...
00:49I suppose I'm just asking, how safe is it?
00:56Yeah, I'll take these.
01:08Okay.
01:10Do you want to wear them out?
01:12I can bin these if you want.
01:13No, no, I'm, um, going on a date later tonight, so...
01:17Right.
01:18In these.
01:19Yeah.
01:20No, I'm, I'm bin those.
01:24Is it the same girl that I met?
01:25Yeah.
01:26Yeah, Jess.
01:28She's nice.
01:29Wow.
01:30Emotional.
01:31I mean, I'm tearing up.
01:32What is it, two months ago?
01:33It's long term for you, innit?
01:34Oh, God, look at him.
01:35He's doing his shit.
01:36Oh, God, I love that expression.
01:37Look at it, like a concentration.
01:38How'd you get that one, Lou?
01:39Oh, yeah.
01:40That's...
01:41I swear the knife came from the front.
01:42It's not too much.
01:43That's a big one.
01:44It's not too much.
01:46It's a big one.
01:47Well, it's not too much.
01:48It's not too much.
01:49It's just too much.
01:50It's just too much.
01:51It's too much.
01:52It's all too much.
01:53Oh, God, look at him.
01:54He's doing his shit.
01:55Oh, God, I love that expression.
01:56Look at it, like a concentration.
01:58How'd you get that one, Lou?
02:06Oh, yeah.
02:08That's where the knife came out.
02:10Oh, bloody hell.
02:12It was a father and a son who owed him money.
02:14I remember waking up in this empty industrial kitchen.
02:17I saw him and then I heard the sound of the knife sharpening.
02:20Oh, my God.
02:21Fuck.
02:22Daddy says, right, where do you want to get stabbed?
02:24I'm like, well, no fucking where.
02:25And then he swings the knife like that and he says,
02:27I said, where do you want to get fucking stabbed?
02:29I said, well, my leg.
02:31What?
02:32You said the leg, then he just fucking...
02:34Yeah, he shoved it right up to the handle.
02:36No, it weren't too bad at first.
02:37I looked down and I thought, well, it felt like getting punched.
02:39But then the son, he runs over and he kicks it.
02:41Oh, my God.
02:42I like screamed my guts out.
02:45They start panicking, they're shatting,
02:46they're going to cut my throat if I don't stop.
02:48I can't.
02:49I physically cannot stop screaming, right?
02:51And my face is saying, yeah, I know, I'm sorry, it's mad,
02:54but my mouth is like...
02:57Then what happened?
02:58Then they dump me on some estate.
03:01I pass out and I wake up, crawl and pass out, wake up, crawl
03:05and then one time I wake up and I'm in hospital.
03:09Don't know how you're still here.
03:10Oh, he's the reason I'm still here, little man.
03:16Do you want to look at his poo?
03:17Absolutely.
03:18Do you want to look at me?
03:21Three, yeah.
03:23Yeah.
03:26Does it scare you, being a dad?
03:28I'm three years clean, Dan.
03:30No, no, I don't mean that.
03:31I mean, you know, our upbringing.
03:36Now, the way I see it, every generation gets its chance to change.
03:40You know, me and you, we're ours.
03:42Hmm.
03:46Can I ask you something?
03:47Mm-hmm.
03:48Why'd you get a fucking job in prison?
03:50Oh, it's just a job.
03:52Was it good to me?
03:53No.
03:55Dad?
03:56Dad, no!
03:57Fuck no!
03:58No!
04:00God, no.
04:01Not seen for 25 years if it was another 25.
04:04That'd still be too soon.
04:05And why?
04:14Well, I don't know.
04:20Do you think I'd be a good dad?
04:21You?
04:22Yeah, you'd be a great dad.
04:23Why?
04:25Just wondering.
04:26That is not a good idea.
04:46No, if I could just widen the toe cap.
04:51See, there's like a steel bit here.
04:53I'm just going to try and widen.
05:01Dan, Dan, that is going to go horribly wrong.
05:04Oh, fuck.
05:07Oh, I think I'd bend the cap.
05:08Fuck.
05:10Feels like there's a blade in there.
05:12Oh.
05:13Okay, this would really reflect very well on you right now if you resisted the temptation to say...
05:17I told you so.
05:19Yeah.
05:20Hmm.
05:20Hello.
05:25Stop.
05:25What?
05:26That.
05:26I need to finish this.
05:27Yeah, but if you give me sex, then the prisoners might respect me.
05:31Oh, I think your, um, lady toe cap boots will achieve that, don't you?
05:34Yeah.
05:41Are you going to go into the office today?
05:43Uh, yeah.
05:44Yeah, I am in the morning.
05:45Um, and then I'm...
05:47I'm going to the IVF clinic.
05:50Oh, right.
05:52Okay.
05:55Dan, I did tell you.
05:57No, I know you did.
05:58Like on our first date, it was quite up front.
06:01Yeah, you were.
06:01No, I know you were.
06:02You were, I just thought.
06:03So, who's the dad?
06:09Donor, not dad.
06:11Never met him.
06:13He's, um, he's mid-twenties.
06:16Got dark hair.
06:17Athletic, apparently.
06:18Oh, an athlete.
06:20Oh, nice.
06:21Are you jealous?
06:22Of a man I've literally never met.
06:23Yeah, still, I feel like if I ever met him, I'd have to beat the living shit out of him.
06:28Hey.
06:36So, what about, like, me?
06:40As the donor?
06:42Jesus Christ.
06:43I could be a dad.
06:43No, it's something that I've thought about a lot.
06:46We've known each other for eight, four years.
06:47Well, I've thought about it lots ever since you first mentioned it.
06:50I feel like maybe now.
06:52Maybe now.
06:53Well, I don't know.
06:54Some woman you've slept with six times is trying to have a baby.
06:57You've decided she's the one.
06:58No, not the one.
07:00Oh, not the one.
07:01Just a one.
07:02A one with a reproductive system.
07:04Is this because your brother's had a baby?
07:06No, I just, can't we just take some time to think about it?
07:10No.
07:10No, the embryo is at blastocyst.
07:14It's ready to go in today.
07:15What time's your appointment?
07:17It's at 3.15.
07:18Okay.
07:19Call in sick.
07:20Stay here.
07:21Think about it.
07:22And if we both think it's worth a go, then we can go to the appointment together.
07:24It's not a fucking game.
07:25No, I'm not.
07:26No.
07:26Okay, Jess, honestly, ever since you first told me about it, I haven't been able to think
07:30about anything else.
07:31And I have wanted to mention it.
07:32I just didn't know how.
07:35I didn't know that it was coming up this quick.
07:39I just know that you're going to make an amazing mum.
07:43So maybe we could do it together.
07:45Try it together.
07:48And if we don't work out, you can just sue me for child support.
07:50Well, see, I don't need to sue you for child support, do I?
07:53That's Jan's joking.
07:54Because I mean, literally five times, you'll stay there.
07:55Yeah, okay.
07:56Yeah.
07:58Can I get a little break at lunch today at 12?
08:02No.
08:03Call you then?
08:07You'll call me?
08:08Mm-hmm.
08:09Yep.
08:10Midday.
08:11I'll call.
08:11I'll call you.
08:41I'll call.
08:48There you go, I think it's clear.
08:55Okay, go ahead.
08:58Okay, go ahead.
09:01We'll be about half hour from here.
09:04Give someone back to that.
09:06Alright, thank you.
09:09Oh, it's okay.
09:11It's right here.
09:13Um...
09:41Sorry, I have to take quite an important call today at 12.
09:47Well, you're down to finish at 1.45.
09:50Right, I can't do my phone in.
09:52What, in there?
09:54In that prison?
09:56Can I come back here?
09:58I'd have to sign you out and back in again.
10:00Look, ask your duty officer during your break.
10:02Maybe they can arrange an escort back.
10:04It is quite an important...
10:06Ask your duty officer, okay?
10:09I did leave my phone in the locker, didn't I?
10:24I don't know.
10:25Did you leave your phone in your locker?
10:28Yeah.
10:29Yeah.
10:30Yeah.
10:31Yeah.
10:32Good.
10:33I did.
10:34You don't want to mess around with that.
10:35Phone passed here is automatic prosecution.
10:36Automatic.
10:37Yeah.
10:38No, I did, I did, I put it in.
10:42I put it in.
10:43I put it in.
10:44I've got a check.
10:45I put it in at the door...
10:46I put it in my pocket.
10:47I put it in a hole.
10:48I put it in a hole.
10:49I put it in my pocket.
10:50I put it in my pocket.
10:51I opened it up.
10:52I put it in my pocket.
10:53Yes, that was...
10:54I put it in my pocket.
10:55I went back.
10:56I got all...
10:57I would rather have to send it.
10:58My face.
10:59I moved back.
11:00At the door...
11:01I clipped back.
11:02It was...
11:03That was...
11:04I'm acting.
11:05I didn't see.
11:06I didn't see it.
11:08It's not that.
11:08It was...
11:09I didn't see...
11:11I took it.
12:44They won't get you, boy.
12:47These are fucking men!
12:49Dan?
12:50Hey.
12:51You coming in or what?
12:52Yeah.
12:53Hey.
12:56You coming in or what?
12:57Yeah.
13:04Are you okay?
13:06Yeah, yeah, just in your shoes.
13:08Oh, you poor love.
13:10Oh, fuck off, Jamie, it hurts.
13:14So, first day.
13:16Yeah.
13:17It's gonna be fine.
13:19I think I'm really gonna respond to you.
13:20Now, I don't know how many there'll be.
13:22It could be four.
13:22It could be 14.
13:24Depends what's happening on the landings.
13:25But I looked over your lesson plan,
13:27and I think it's really good.
13:28Cool.
13:29I took the liberty of drugging some visual aids
13:30up here for two years.
13:35No.
13:35No, I want to change it, Jamie.
13:38Make it easier.
13:40These men, I want them to get me.
13:52I want them to change it.
13:57I want them to try to choose.
13:57Oh
14:09Psychology um no philosophy
14:16Maybe you can introduce yourselves as you enter. Hey, I'm Malka. No already came in boss
14:22I got come back in again. What are we doing?
14:24I'm introducing ourselves as we end up
14:30Hey, we're going to go out and come back in again, but sorry. No, that's not what I ever once they're in please keep them in the place
14:38pleasure to make your acquaintance
14:40junior
14:41I'm a entrepreneur here
14:45No more circus tricks
14:50Um
14:54No
14:58So do we just start or
15:10Okay, I um would like to begin with the problem that's
15:14been around for a very long time
15:18What makes you you
15:22Is the you from 10 years ago the same you that sits in this room now
15:26No, because he ate in fucking prison
15:29Traditionally, there are two schools of thought on this. There's the cartesians
15:34um
15:36Cartesian just me actually but
15:40Don't worry about what cartesian means it just means
15:47Of the philosopher descartes um
15:50René descartes 1596
15:53It's soul um
15:55The the first answer to what makes you you is your soul, but that is not a it's not it's not a very satisfactory
16:04Answer
16:04Um, what is a song?
16:07Do we even really have a soul I do
16:11And so the other answer i've got a soul is is matter
16:15How else would I have a relationship with our lord and savior jesus christ
16:18But body is your material and that is called materialism
16:26But bodies change you know your cells replace entirely every eight years and so materialism is no good either right
16:33But then um lock comes along and john john lock john lock and his key insight was memory
16:41Your memory connects
16:43No, no, no, no, no, no
16:46That's not right. Excuse me. That is not what lock said
16:51John lock was talking about consciousness no fucking memory
16:54Which is a total load of bollocks if you ask me
16:57So say 10 years ago. I stabbed someone right
17:01And i've got a shitty brief and i got a 14 stretch well according to lock
17:05The only reason this current me is in prison is because of some ephemeral thing called consciousness which may or may not exist
17:12Well, how's that any different from the cartesians you can't
17:15Fuck you lock
17:17I'll take materialism all day
17:20Hmm materialism is real
17:22Materialism earns me my sentence
17:26That's if i stabbed someone 10 years ago
17:28Which i did
17:32I'd like us to use this as a talking stick um a talking stick is
17:36You know what a fucking talking stick is
17:38See i think we should be looking at rousseau right
17:42Rousseau tears lock and you are sold with stuff have you read the social contract that first line man is born free yet everywhere
17:50He's in chains now that's a fucking subject none of this fucking locian self wank over
17:56Who am i bollocks i mean grow the fuck up man
17:59Okay
18:00Oh
18:02Oh here we go
18:06Do you want to talk about freedom
18:07All right
18:11Ah
18:13The odyssey
18:14Now there's that story boys
18:17So
18:18Odysseus has to cross the strait of messina
18:23But on the rocks live the sirens terrifying half bird creatures who sing a song so beautiful
18:31That any man who hears it becomes instantly drunk with love and swims to them
18:37Where the sirens feast on his flesh the sirens are crack
18:42They either live on rocks
18:45To cross odysseus orders his men to put wax in their ears and he gets them to tie him to the mast so that he can say when it's safe
18:52They set sail
18:54Odysseus
18:55Here's the song
18:57And it reaches into his heart
19:00He begs to be untied
19:03But the crew carry on
19:05All except one man who sees
19:07the longing
19:10in Odysseus
19:11and aches to know what it feels like
19:16The man takes his wax out jumps overboard and is devoured alive
19:19So there's the men with wax in areas
19:24there's Odysseus
19:26and there's the man who jumped
19:30Who is the most free?
19:39The men with wax in areas
19:43Why?
19:43Because they just got on with it
19:48It's like us, right?
19:51I've got freedoms that people on the out haven't
19:54Do you have to pay bills?
19:55Do you have to go shopping?
19:57Do you need to have to find a dentist?
19:59I'm totally free of choice
20:01But doesn't your lack of choice mean that you're not free?
20:05Two weeks ago there was a lockdown
20:0723 hours a day bang up
20:08One hour sosh
20:10Know what I did with my hour?
20:11Stayed in me pad
20:13Sat in me bunk
20:14In red
20:15Jesus
20:15Because I could
20:16That's depressing man
20:18I'm not like you
20:18who's always clowning around
20:20I focus
20:21You focus on what?
20:22The jizz crust clinging to your wool?
20:27I focus on my daughter
20:30I focus on being a dad
20:37Every day I write her a letter
20:38One letter
20:39One letter
20:39Every single day
20:41I want her to know that she's got a dad that loves her
20:44Yeah, that's nice Wallace
20:45But
20:47You've got to engage man
20:49Freedom isn't hiding
20:50Okay, so
20:52Junior, right?
20:54Who do you think is the most free?
20:55Well, Odysseus
20:57He's a king
20:59You know, people have no choice but to do what he says
21:02Yeah, them man with the wax in their ears
21:04They're just foot soldiers
21:06Hit me
21:06You have to rise and excel
21:08I agree with that
21:10Life's about being something
21:11I'm not waiting
21:12You're not even a dad
21:13You don't know what life's about
21:14Yet
21:16I'm not a dad
21:17Yet
21:1821 weeks can
21:21My son
21:25I do know what life's about
21:27Junior borrowed me some of his business books
21:29Fucking amazing
21:31I'm going to provide for my boy
21:33Free your mind
21:34Free your circumstance
21:36Then
21:37Free the cash
21:38Malik though
21:39That fetus is on the outside
21:40Then you're in here
21:41For now
21:42My brief says I've got a very good chance of
21:44Overturning sentencing
21:46I'll tell you all right now
21:47I'll be holding my boy as he takes his first breath
21:50And right there and then
21:51I'm going to write him a cheque for 10 million pounds
21:54To be cashed on his 10th birthday
21:56You haven't got a cheque book
21:57A
22:00Fucking postal order then
22:01Yeah
22:01One could look at it from a neuroscientific perspective
22:05You know
22:06Quantum mechanics
22:07Zach who do you think is most free?
22:09Hey
22:09Hey
22:09Hold on
22:10I've got the talking fucking bag
22:12Sorry
22:13Zach
22:14Easy
22:14Just a man what jumped
22:16Yeah but he was under a spell Zach
22:18Yeah which he chose to give in to
22:20See all the rest of people got wax in their ears
22:22Or they're tied to their sticks
22:23Yeah you think that's freedom
22:24That the jumper takes one look at the beautiful bird women
22:28And he says fuck the consequence
22:30I want that
22:31So in that moment
22:32He is free
22:33It's no wonder you're in a cell
22:35You're in a fucking cell as well
22:37Wallace you ain't better than me
22:38He can't eat the cell as addiction is
22:40What is this?
22:41What is this?
22:41Neh?
22:42The crack?
22:42Or women?
22:44It's cracks of women
22:45And crack
22:47I'm doing a five-year remote learning course on environmental construction
22:55Environmental
22:56Construction
22:57Me little girl
22:59She did a paper for exams all about how to build in sustainable ways
23:04I got the paper up on me wall
23:07Proper little environmentalist she is
23:10When I get out I'm gonna help her
23:13You wouldn't believe the things you can do with straw these days
23:17And you
23:19You chat about loving rock
23:21About loving pussy
23:23That's now compared to the love that a dar has for his daughter
23:28Yeah man we all got fucking daughters
23:30Fatherhood
23:32That's real freedom
23:34But it's no fucking joke
23:42Can you go into Tesco's and get a meal deal?
23:45Well you don't exactly need bitcoin to spend three pound me
23:48How do you know you've really got it then?
23:51How do you know you've got the money in your account right now?
23:53It's all digital
23:54Yeah but how do you do it with bitcoin then?
23:56It's not worth bitcoin
23:57Well how long is this break gonna last?
23:59You've got a fake Ethereum
24:00You've got a fake Ethereum
24:01You need multiple accounts
24:03No disc dust can get you each Rolex in the next six months guaranteed
24:07Where's your Rolex then?
24:08Just waiting for me on the other side of Endeavour
24:10Christ
24:11I think I just threw up my mouth
24:13I'm gonna have to sit tight there's been an incident
24:15Well uh sorry what kind of incident?
24:17So maybe it got served his divorce papers so he's jumped on the net
24:20We've got to wait for the tornado team
24:22Okay but I I have to make a phone call
24:25Oh wow well why didn't you say
24:30An idiot on the net shuts us down
24:32Look I'm sorry it's it's really it's really important
24:39Right here
24:39So what's it for?
24:50Philosophy
24:51Oh um well philosophy is ancient Greek
24:55No but what can you do with it?
24:56What job do you have?
24:58Well this one
25:06So who do you think is most free in the siren story?
25:10None of them
25:11That's why it's called freedom
25:13Only an idiot would believe in freedom
25:15Well
25:21Are you coming?
25:22Yes
25:22Thank you
25:22Are you
25:24Oh
25:24Oh
25:28I'm free
25:34Hey you can fuck off
25:36You can't do my business
25:37Get me wife on the phone
25:45Make this quick yeah
25:47Make this quick yeah
25:48The tornado team gets antsy
25:49You won't be able to get back in
26:15What are you doing?
26:45Sorry the um the the switch was on
26:48They just called through um
26:49They're closing the landing
26:51You have to get back in there now
27:04Hi it's Jess leave a message
27:07Hey Jess it's me it's Dan um
27:10Look I'm sorry that I didn't get to call earlier there was um there was someone on the net
27:15Um look I've uh I've got to go back in now but um
27:20Don't don't do it
27:22The implantation
27:24Please call them up and cancel it and do it with me instead
27:27Okay I'll meet you there at 3 15 and I'll do tests
27:31And we can start the process together
27:35Okay I know this sounds mad
27:37But I don't know I mean this I'm serious about it
27:42So I'm serious about it
27:44Okay
27:52Come on come on come on come on come on what are you doing
28:06I'm sorry I had to do this thing
28:16Yeah
28:26I need to go for you
28:41Yes Dad
28:42Oh you came back
28:44Round two, here we go.
29:08Zeus wanted to punish Epimetheus for giving fire to humans.
29:12So, he gave a beautiful box to his wife Pandora.
29:17She opened it and seven evils flew out.
29:22Hatred, shame, greed, boredom, laziness, delusion and pain.
29:31But then a voice inside called out.
29:35Pandora opened it once again.
29:38And hope flew out.
29:48If you could put one evil back in the box, what would it be?
29:53Hope. Now fuck the evils, put hope back in the box.
29:57Here, put it in right now.
30:01You aren't married?
30:06Just called my brief.
30:08I lost my right to appeal.
30:10What? How?
30:12They didn't submit the paperwork on time.
30:15But the date it had to be in by was 8-5-25, 8th of May.
30:20But here, what, her new assistant's American?
30:23These pricks read dates backwards or something.
30:25What's 8-5-25 in American, that?
30:2810th of August.
30:29Too late. The appeal's dead.
30:31What? That's just it?
30:33It's gone, done.
30:35That's not fair.
30:37Yeah, we are the draw.
30:39Stand, that shit is standard.
30:40I had like 12 minutes with my brief before we go in, yeah?
30:43He says my name wrong three times.
30:45Maybe we're at the wrong courtroom.
30:46I feel like I just wanna fucking kill someone, you know?
30:50I just wanna beat someone's fucking fucking face in.
30:59Last year, I had a parole year in.
31:02And I'd done everything right.
31:05I was on every programme, kept my enhance, the whole stretch.
31:09Model con, I was.
31:11It took six minutes.
31:17So I went on hunger strike.
31:19My hope was dead.
31:21See?
31:23Then, after a couple of days,
31:25two kids on my landing.
31:27They noticed I hadn't eaten.
31:29They brought a plate to my door.
31:33And I started hoping again.
31:35There's too many decent people around to not hope.
31:40You're still gonna be a dad, okay?
31:43I can't take that from you.
31:44You're still gonna be a dad?
31:45Did you fucking take it from me?
31:47I, I, I, I...
31:48Sanitised.
31:50You've sanitised it.
31:51It reeks of Dettotan and you know it.
31:52That is not the Myth of Pandora.
31:53I'm not sure this is our time.
31:54The earliest most accepted version of the Myth of Pandora is found in Hesseoid, who tells us it's Prometheus who steals fire.
31:57Not Epimetheus.
31:58Look, I really...
31:59And it's not what Pandora releases that's a punishment. It's Pandora herself. Pandora is the first woman fashioned of clay by the gods.
32:10Clear is actually a very sustainable build material.
32:11What the fuck has that got to do with anything?
32:12What Dan so assiduously omits is that Pandora is made of the selfsame clay that the jar is made of.
32:13What jar?
32:14The jar with the spirits in.
32:15You said they were in a box.
32:16Were they fucking a box?
32:17Well look, the box is a mistranslation, but people commonly refer to it as...
32:19What's if it's a jar?
32:20Just say, just say it's a jar.
32:21The vessel doesn't matter, Junior.
32:22material. What the fuck has that got to do with anything? What Dan so assiduously omits is that
32:27Pandora is made of the self-same clay that the jar is made of. What jar? The jar with the spirits in.
32:32You said they were in a box. Were they fucking a box? Well, no, box is a mistranslation, but people
32:37commonly refer to it as... As if it's a jar. Just say it's a jar. The vessel doesn't matter, Junior.
32:43It's what's inside the camera. Only the vessel does matter, though, doesn't it, Dan? Because a jar
32:47is made of clay and a box is not. Very low on carbon emissions as well.
32:52Clear. Chances conquered. It ain't that kind of clay, Wallace. Dan is deliberately choosing to sell us
32:58the false version. False. Wait, right. Why am I doing that, Keith? Because of what the myth is really
33:03saying. The jar and Pandora are one and the same. Ergo, it says, woman is the cause of all man's
33:10illness. Okay, you think I'm scared to debate women with you? I think you've been inoculated by the
33:14moors of the current political climb, and all due respect, I think you're a coward. You don't know
33:20anything about me. Your fucking hair tells me all I need to know about you, Bill.
33:23Okay. All right. So you think that women are responsible for the ills of society?
33:28Well, take a look at these boys here. Hmm? Do you think any of them's inside because they
33:33went on some level trying to impress a girl? That cunt there wants to kill. Did you not get the
33:40memo, Daniel? We're all toxic. We're a gender in retreat, and we in here, the most menish
33:47of men, we're the sharp end. Our relevance evaporating whilst we shank each other in the
33:52showers. And you want to come here and start talking about spirits and ghosties? I mean,
33:56you're wanking while Rome burns, man. You're fucking killing us.
33:59What, me personally, or...? Well, I don't blame women. They're taking what's theirs.
34:03It's the likes of you. With your oat milks and your moisturised elbows, waxing your arseholes,
34:15keeping your balls all nice and shiny. You deny your masculinity. You're terrified of
34:21it. Tell me, Dan, do you cover your eyes when you take a piss?
34:24Look, okay. All right. Look, Keith, have I said something to upset you?
34:28You are rippling with shame, man. Appalled by the undeniable hardwired instinct deep within
34:34your soul that just wants you to roll around in a big pile of fucking titties. Now we are
34:38talking. Okay, you want to talk about women? Okay. In ancient Greece, women couldn't vote,
34:43they couldn't own land, they couldn't inherit, they could legally be murdered for infidelity,
34:46and then that society has the gall to create a myth blaming them for all the world's ills,
34:50and that society is where ours comes from. So, yeah, Keith, I'm doing that. I'm all for it.
34:54Oh, lovely, Daniel. What a wonderful human being you are. I mean, give the man a
34:58pickle. Turns out he's an expert on Greek society, yet he can't remember that a box
35:02is a fucking jar. You wanted a debate about women? No, no, no, no. You did. You're the
35:08one who brought in Pandora. You brought in the sirens. What are you trying to force on
35:12us here? The future has a vaginal tint. We should all go and fucking kill ourselves,
35:17is that it? Because that's all I hear these days. Don't be you. Don't be you. Don't be
35:24you. Just don't be you. Well, what the fuck should I be? Huh? Women have got us on the
35:37ropes, and good luck to them. They deserve it. But you see, when I get a battering, I'll
35:42punch back. Excellent installation properties as well, Clay. Excellent, of course.
35:46It's it about your fucking daughter, Wallace. Aye, it is. He's talking shit about women.
35:51What the fuck do you think my little girl's going to grow into? Grow into? She's already
35:56a grown-ass woman. That's what she already is. She's already a grown-ass woman. We all
36:00know that. Little girl. She hasn't been a little girl in years. We've all seen the essay
36:05Up on Your Wall, yeah? It's been up there for donkeys. A tatty fucking thing it is, yeah?
36:10You write every day, big man, yeah? He's writing to his little girl. Okay.
36:13You write it, she don't read it. Not once has she sent you anything back. What is she
36:19like, 25 now, 28? She wrote that for her fucking GCSEs, Wallace. She's forgot about
36:24that crap now. Just like she forgot about you, rotten ear. Dead to her.
36:36What? Don't you fuck, you're dead. Ah!
36:39Ah! Fuckin' hell, man. Fuckin' hell, man. Fuckin' hell!
36:42Ah! Ah! Ooh!
36:44Your boot's leaking, boy. Ooh!
36:46Is that blood? Is that blood? Is that blood? It's your blood, Daniel.
36:52He ripped off a toenail. Be serious.
36:56Yeah. I can see the bone. Ooh, you're gonna need stitches. Oh my god. Hm?
37:06Okay, look, I, um, I need to be somewhere. A&E's where you need to go.
37:13All right, the circus is over. Come on, rest of you. Back to yourselves.
37:18Well, I have to say I really enjoyed that. Same time next week.
37:23Box is another word for fanny. Pandora's fanny.
37:29Nobody mentioned it, but that could play into the whole female thing.
37:33Come on, rest of you.
37:35What's the right answer?
37:37Which one of the spirits go back in the box?
37:40Come on.
37:41There isn't a right answer.
37:43Then what's the point in asking a fucking question?
38:01I do, I do really need to be somewhere.
38:04You need stitches. I'm checking you out. They're taking me to A&E.
38:07Can you just patch it up? No, I cannot just patch it up.
38:11All right, hang on a minute. I'll wait. Just, just, just hold on.
38:15I, um...
38:17Okay. I, I need to be at an IVF clinic.
38:22It's to donate semen, I think.
38:26You think?
38:27Yeah.
38:28It's, it, it's complicated. I need, I need to make a phone call and then...
38:34I, I don't know, I'll fucking know, I don't know.
38:38I'll tell you what.
38:40I'll take you to your phone, you make the call.
38:43Mm-hmm.
38:44If you need to be at the clinic, I'll take you there.
38:46Once you've run it out, then I'll take you to A&E.
38:49Then a psychiatrist.
38:51Then a fucking life coach or something, I don't know.
38:54You're on your spot.
39:01I'm going to drop you in your pocket later.
39:17Get ready.
39:22Dad, Daddy, Dad!
39:52Ah, it's you.
40:00Dan? Jess. Hey.
40:03Look, I'm really sorry that we didn't get to speak.
40:07It's, um...
40:09It's been a bit mad, to be honest. It's OK.
40:12No, honestly, Jess, I'm...
40:15I'm really sorry. It's OK, really?
40:17No, it's not. That's not what I'm apologising for.
40:22I, um...
40:28I don't think that can be a doubt.
40:31Sorry. I'm not ready.
40:33You're not ready?
40:35Yeah. Um...
40:41Jess?
40:43But you left the message.
40:46You said to cancel the implantation.
40:49You know, they don't just put it back in the freezer, right?
40:52You know, cancelling is destroying.
40:55Yeah. Look, um...
40:58Jess, I'm so sorry. I really haven't meant to mess you around here.
41:01Like...
41:02I just think... I think that, um...
41:05I think that maybe you're right.
41:06Maybe, you know, maybe it's got something to do with my brother
41:08or something like that, you know?
41:10Um...
41:11Yeah.
41:17Jess, I'm so sorry.
41:20Fucking...
41:21Sorry.
41:26I had the implantation.
41:28I called and said if I was in by 10, I could have the slot.
41:33It was all done and dusted by 10.20.
41:44So it's in there now?
41:46The athletes?
41:47It's not his, Dan. It's mine.
41:57Can I just ask?
41:59Why didn't you want me?
42:02It's not that I don't want you.
42:04It's that I don't need you.
42:17I don't need you.
42:34You're coming?
42:39Hey.
42:40You bleed in my fucking car and I'm cutting open the other foot.
42:42You hear me?
42:47I don't need you.
42:56Thanks for being with me here today.
42:58I really...
42:59I really appreciate you doing this.
43:00It's all right.
43:02I mean, I couldn't let you come here alone.
43:04Well, that's very...
43:05That's very kind.
43:06No, no.
43:07I mean, I couldn't let you come here alone.
43:08I'm not allowed to.
43:11You bled in the prison.
43:12I was the officer on scene.
43:13It's my name on the accident report.
43:17Sorry you're not going to be a dad.
43:30Yeah.
43:31Probably for the best.
43:33My dad was a nightmare.
43:34Probably shouldn't pass that on.
43:36Nightmare how?
43:38A lot of time in prison for one.
43:39Really?
43:40Mm.
43:42So how come you're like...
43:44This...
43:47A fucking philosopher, Dan?
43:51Well...
43:53My mum left him when I was nine.
43:56She remarried.
43:58And...
44:02I got away from him.
44:03You know, I got out.
44:05Ended up doing this.
44:11You were totally shit today.
44:13You got the men all riled up.
44:14Didn't have any control that I could see.
44:16And then you bled on the floor.
44:18I mean, you actually bled on the floor.
44:25But they liked what you did.
44:27They liked the lesson.
44:29They can't say that they did, but...
44:32They did.
44:35You don't need these, okay?
44:36Next time just wear trainers.
44:45Do you still see your dad now?
44:46No.
44:50No.
44:52No, don't see him anymore.
45:16Tum...
45:20Make your child.
45:23You're this.
45:26You're Po shark.
45:28You're gonna go a little bit slow over your head.
45:30You wouldn't kill me.
45:32If you just get past hours International Institutes of Docker,
45:35come over, then I have permanently.
45:37No, I didn't have to do that.
45:39Thank you, hoffenheim.
45:41You can't see me.
45:42You can tap me.
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