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00:00Daniel, I got a season fan.
00:30That's our holiday money, all these pricks round here, noses in the air looking down
00:40at us. Fucking jealous now, innit? Do you want to hold it? Don't want to get your prints
00:49on that. I'll make you an accessory. Don't say those things to him. About fucking time.
00:55So, how do I look? What is she, son? She's a tart, Dad. That's right. She's a tart.
01:12Is me coming? No, leave the way. Do a bit of work.
01:22What about this? No. You would say no. No, no, no, no. Let me tell you. Is this nice?
01:44That's it. This is it. No, no, no. This is music. This is my song. Can we have sung in a bit?
01:56Which I'm certain. It's not a Frank one. It's a cover. And travel each and every highway.
02:12Still good, though. Hey, you listening, boy.
02:15Much more than this. I did it my way. Regrets. I've had a few. But then again, too few to mention.
02:34Too few to mention. I did what I had to do. And saw it through. Without exemption. I planned each chartered course. Each careful step. Along the byway.
03:02I did it. And more. Much more than this. I did it my way. Yes, there were times. I'm sure you knew. When I bit off. More than I could chew.
03:26And threw it all. When there was doubt. I ate it up. And spit it out. I faced it all. And I stood tall. And did it mine.
03:49I am forever.
03:51I am forever.
03:55Five nights?
04:08Yeah.
04:09Oh, lovely.
04:09I've got a lovely one for you.
04:10Oh, perfect.
04:13You know, it's got to see you.
04:15Number three.
04:16So that third floor.
04:18That was from seven o'clock.
04:19Yeah, mate.
04:26Mate.
04:27Do one of us, will you?
04:29One of your Polaroids.
04:31Do one of us, eh?
04:33Just one is all.
04:43Nice one.
04:49Come on.
04:59Wow.
05:02Just popping out.
05:03You're coming back, though, right?
05:04Yeah, of course I am.
05:05Because we're dinner at eight.
05:05I said I'm coming back, didn't I?
05:14A doll.
05:19What's the price, miss?
05:30I'm coming back.
05:51Bye.
05:51Bye.
05:52Bye.
05:56Bye.
05:58Bye.
05:59Come on, let's fucking eat.
06:14Daniel, what is she?
06:20She's a tart, Dad.
06:22Yeah, she's a fucking tart.
06:29Look at this place, what a fucking shithole.
06:34Look at this place, what a fucking shitole.
06:46Look at this place, what a fucking shithole.
06:50Look at this place, what a fucking shithole.
06:59No, it's nice.
07:00Nice, is it? That's what you think.
07:03Look, Daniel, Tart's got an opinion.
07:06Can you talk, little Tart?
07:07Don't start, okay?
07:08I'm not starting, I'm just having a laugh.
07:12A laugh is all.
07:14Come on, just having a laugh is all, a little bit of a laugh.
07:20I want a nice evening out.
07:21This is a nice evening out, we're having a nice evening.
07:23This will be nice.
07:25Don't you think this is nice?
07:35I'm shot in better places than this.
07:50Tony, what about you?
07:55How's life as a single woman about time?
07:58Stop!
07:59You seem really well, Mum.
08:01Yeah, yeah, I am well.
08:06Do you miss him?
08:07Yeah, of course I do.
08:09Look, I was with Martin for a lot longer than I was with your dad.
08:12I mean, he was a boring old bastard, but he was kind.
08:20It's cancer, Danny.
08:22Sometimes I think you grieve before they die.
08:26Well, I love the way that you came out of it.
08:30Really?
08:31Yeah.
08:32It's your life.
08:33You get to live it for you, for once.
08:35Yeah.
08:36Well, in that case, I'm going to get wankered.
08:38Oh, you know that your Uncle Frank is out?
08:43Yeah, yeah.
08:44I think Lee's going to pop round to see him tomorrow, so...
08:47Well, you could join.
08:48Yeah, I don't know, Ron.
08:49Look, you know how down he gets.
08:51He needs family around him.
08:53Look, Frank's great.
08:54I will go.
08:55It's just...
08:57I don't know, him and Lee together.
09:00Two ex-cons.
09:01It's going to get a bit male and manly.
09:04Danny, Frank loves you.
09:05I know, I know.
09:06He's my only brother.
09:07I will.
09:07I'll go.
09:08I'll go and see him, I promise, next week.
09:10Oh, excuse me.
09:11Sorry, could I have a glass of white, please?
09:13Thanks.
09:17Can I ask you something?
09:19Yeah.
09:22How come he stays with Dad for so long?
09:28Why are you asking that?
09:29I just...
09:30I don't know, I don't know.
09:33It's just...
09:34You could have...
09:35You could have left him sooner.
09:37Why didn't you?
09:38Look, when I met him, I was well-turned-out, good-looking, funny, smart.
09:52I was a catch.
09:55But by the time I went, looks was all I had, knowing the right shade of lippy to put on.
10:01How can a person like that leave?
10:07No, but you did.
10:09Yeah.
10:10Yeah, I did.
10:11So, so why not sooner?
10:14You know?
10:16Yeah, change of subject, eh, Danny?
10:17Okay, no, I just keep thinking about it, because I just...
10:20What if things might have been better?
10:22Danny?
10:23No, wait, I don't mean...
10:24Yeah, no.
10:24I just, I mean for you, I don't just mean...
10:26Danny, please.
10:30Sorry, I don't...
10:31I...
10:46Talking to Lee.
10:47I was there at the weekend, took some pics of Dean, didn't she?
10:51Yeah, of course I do.
10:53You've got really grown.
10:54Look.
10:55Oh, my God, he is really grown, isn't he?
10:58Yeah.
10:59What has she got in her teeth?
11:00Oh, my God.
11:13Oh.
11:14Oh, that's just, that's just to check the, um...
11:17Uh, the...
11:19Let's...
11:21Should I get you that glass of wine?
11:24Excuse me.
11:25Oh, my God, Jesus.
11:37Oh, my God.
11:38Oh, my God.
11:40Oh, my God.
11:42Oh, my God, Jesus.
11:55Oh, my God.
11:55Oh, you fucking pray.
11:58Oh, my God.
12:11Oh, my God.
12:24What's in your locker, Dan?
12:27Oh, my God. Going fucking nuts.
12:31You're still up tonight?
12:33Yes. Yes. Yeah, I really am. Totally.
12:36But don't be late, OK?
12:38No, I won't be late.
12:39Max is doing his jambalaya. It has to be exactly right,
12:42and he will not serve it until everyone's there.
12:44I won't be late.
12:45Don't worry.
12:51OK. Stupid question.
12:54I don't have anything in here, do I?
12:55Like what?
12:58Half a kilo of heroin.
13:01Let's put the fucking door down.
13:03Yeah.
13:07Plato tells the story of a man called Gyges,
13:10who finds a ring of invisibility.
13:15Once Gyges puts the ring on,
13:17he can do anything he likes.
13:19Kill, steal,
13:21do anything at all without anyone finding him.
13:24And where does big men find this ring?
13:27Plato's question is,
13:30is there any reason for Gyges to be good?
13:37Females.
13:39Females?
13:41Just females? Nothing else?
13:43Well, I'm assuming this Gyges hasn't been saved by the light of the Lord Jesus Christ.
13:47So, yeah, just females.
13:48You know what?
13:49Yeah, I'll go with that.
13:51When I was begging,
13:52if I see, like, three lads on the night out, yeah,
13:54I know I'm getting nothing.
13:56But if I see a man with a girl,
13:58and they got, like, shopping bags, yeah, like, honeymoon vibes,
14:01I go straight up to him,
14:02ask him for money,
14:03nine out of ten times he gives it, yeah?
14:05Like, I give him the chance to look kind,
14:08and like he's got cash.
14:10Like, I provide a service.
14:12Serious, Dan.
14:13Like, without me, he spends a night on Pornhub.
14:18Okay, so, Gyges should only be good if women can see it.
14:22Dan, look around us, bro.
14:24We've got female teachers, officers, nurses.
14:28Well, you take them all away,
14:29you think men are going to be, what, better?
14:31Just nonsense.
14:32Nods?
14:33Is that a confession?
14:41Did you want to say something, Wallace?
14:46Women are the salvation of men.
14:47Yeah, that's what we're saying, Wallace.
14:49But you've got to earn it.
14:50You've got to be decent first.
14:52Not just when they're looking.
14:55So, some philosophers say that, um,
14:59masculinity is an identity achieved through dominance.
15:03In order for me to be a man,
15:05someone else has to lose.
15:07And more often than not,
15:08that someone is a woman or child.
15:10Look, Dan,
15:12there are good men,
15:13and there's bad men.
15:15Yeah?
15:16Well, the writer bell hooks.
15:18She argues that the idea of the good man is sexist.
15:22She says we should want to be a good person, not a good man.
15:26In here, I don't think about being a good person.
15:30But I do feel bad about not being a good man.
15:35When I'm on the phone to my ex and I hear my little girl crying,
15:40because, you know, some teacher don't like her.
15:46I can't do nothing.
15:47I can't sort it.
15:50I feel like shit.
15:52Yeah, I don't like the whole dominance thing.
15:56It's belittling, if you don't mind me saying them.
16:01Being a man,
16:03it's way more than dominance.
16:06A lot more.
16:07Oh shit, it's me.
16:08Please.
16:10I'm gonna cut your dick off, you little bastard.
16:12As for the cowardly, the faithful, the detestable,
16:15the...
16:16You are sexually immoral and liars.
16:17There is the portion that burns with fire.
16:20Fire and gas with fire and sofa.
16:23This is the second day of all in the regulations of anybody.
16:28Leave me a fucks.
16:34What's wrong, dude?
16:36Not right.
16:37You weren't in class?
16:39No.
16:40They wouldn't let us off the landing.
16:42I'd love to say it was an incident,
16:43but like it's not someone just squashed a cockroach
16:46without the correct paperwork.
16:48This place is a shite shambles, Dan.
16:52Well, I've brought you some reading.
16:54I know you're like a headshot.
16:55I do, I do.
16:58It's a dialogue between Slavoj Žižek and Will Self.
17:02Ah, Žižek.
17:04The Billy Conley of philosophy.
17:06It's like if performance art fucked verbosity.
17:10Thanks for that, Dan.
17:11That's all right.
17:12I'll, um, I'll see you next class.
17:14Right.
17:15Oh, by the way, I could do something to you in return.
17:20In return? What do you mean?
17:22Well, your dad did time, right?
17:24What makes you say that?
17:28Well, a place like this word gets around.
17:32It doesn't matter how, but what matters is,
17:35I know a guy who was inside with him.
17:39He was your dad's pad mate.
17:42Right, that's what he said, isn't it?
17:43He said he was my dad's pad mate.
17:45Aye, for eight months.
17:48Now that's a hell of a long time in a place like this.
17:52And what's more is,
17:54that man's in here.
17:58You know, I can put you in touch.
17:59You could, um, have a chat with him.
18:03Would you like that?
18:08I'll think about what you said.
18:10Right.
18:11Yep.
18:15I'll see you next time.
18:16Bye.
18:17Bye.
18:45All right, Lee.
18:47Hey, um, yeah, listen, you're going to Uncle Frank's today, right?
18:51I thought I might, um, you know, tag along.
18:56Yeah.
18:58When are you going?
19:02Yeah.
19:04Yeah, sure.
19:05Yeah, I've, um, yeah, I've got something I could do first.
19:15Let's go.
19:16Bye.
19:17Bye.
19:18Bye.
19:21Bye.
19:25Bye, bye.
19:30Bye, bye.
19:32Bye.
19:33It was though, Dan, they made you fucking march.
20:03What, like a soldier?
20:04Like a fucking tin soldier. They wanted to march you down to get your fucking chow.
20:10This is years ago, Dan. I'm a kid, so I'm not having this. I'll give it the Travolta roll.
20:16I'm all like, oh, wow.
20:19There's your own Saturday Night Fever.
20:24This big screw takes one look, bang, punches me right in the guts for that.
20:29There, I go down like a sack of spucks, pipped up all over his shoes.
20:34I bet that was shiny and all.
20:36By the next day, I'll do it all again. I'll give it the roll, bang, punched in the guts on the floor.
20:42Next day, roll, bang, floor. Ten days straight, I swear to God.
20:47So, they change tag. I go down, they gave me my dinner. The old plate is covered in salt.
20:54Oh, no, that's wrong, that is.
20:56Yeah, you had to scrape it off even to eat, eh? But I still give it the roll, right?
21:02And every day, they give me my plate of food, white, with salt. Ten days of that, they chuck me in seg.
21:09Oh, no, that is bad, Dan. Seg, that's awful. I mean, I've never done seg, but they bury you down there, mate.
21:15You sleep on a concrete ledge, Dan. Each day, the screws will wake me up, take me outside, give me a shovel,
21:22and make me dig a hole eight foot deep. And at the end of the day, I'd have to fill it back in.
21:28God, you must have been exhausted.
21:29Dan, every day, when they open that door, I'd spring to my feet, big smile, and go,
21:34You got my shovel? I love digging.
21:38I loved it. I loved it, I did.
21:42Right, but you hated it, really?
21:44I loved it, I pretended I loved it.
21:47So, you didn't love it?
21:50No, Dan, you loved it, you pretended.
21:53I used to pretend I loved it, so, you know, I loved it.
21:59What about on your own, when you put your head on the pillow?
22:02I've been digging fucking holes all day. I slept like the log.
22:06What you've got to remember about prison is, it fucking loves to grip you in place.
22:14Now, if you don't want that, you've got to push back.
22:20So, one day, they send me back to my cell.
22:24No one says a word.
22:25I'm thinking, oh, aye.
22:27What now?
22:28They call feeding time.
22:30I'll roll on down, just like always.
22:34All eyes on me.
22:36Give me my food.
22:38Clean.
22:39Not a grain of salt on it.
22:42Under respect, Frank.
22:44They've given up on me.
22:46So, I took that plate, look up at the screw, who's with me, and I say,
22:51Where's my fucking salt?
22:54Oh.
22:54Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
22:58I'm jealous.
23:10No.
23:11No, I have something.
23:12No, get off.
23:13Come on there.
23:14Get off, please.
23:16Get off, please.
23:17Is it a puff?
23:20He's a good lad, Lee. He's done really well. He's looking a bit tired though, ain't he?
23:33Yeah, I noticed that. You digging holes again, Frank?
23:37Making a pond for Mum. Loads of wildlife in a pond. Toads, ducks, dragonflies could even get newts.
23:47I don't want fucking newts.
23:51Thanks, man.
23:53I love wildlife. When we was little, we used to bunk the train to Sandwich in Kent, sit on the shore, watch the sun go down.
24:02I've not been back since I was a boy.
24:05Well, we could go if you like, Frank. Get you some air.
24:07Well, great, but... What about tomorrow?
24:09Got to wait for a clear day, though. You want a clear day.
24:12It's going to be really clear tomorrow.
24:14Well, yeah. We'll... Yeah, we'll... We'll do that, yeah? But we'll wait for a clear day.
24:24Yeah.
24:33Um... Frank, do you know where Dad is?
24:38Why are you asking that?
24:42I just... I just... I just want to know where he is.
24:46You're not going to get in touch with him, are you?
24:48No, no, no, no, no. No. Just want to know.
24:53There's lots of reasons why people do crime. With me. It's cause I was good at it. With Lee, it's cause he had to. He had no choice.
25:08Well, your dad, it was cause he liked to subjugate people. He loved to grind people down. He enjoyed it. He was a fucking weasel.
25:23You shouldn't need reminding of that.
25:29Sausage fight.
25:31Thought you had a kiss to start. Oh, this remains.
25:35Where's that prick with our drinks?
25:38We can see they're busy.
25:40Uh, so sorry guys. It's been a problem in the kitchen. It's all gone a bit... crazy.
25:50Where's my drink?
25:51Um, they're just on drinks now, but I thought if I get your food order in, it should be no delay.
25:55Ah, that is very considerate.
25:57Off the kids' menu, we'll have the sausage bites to start, and then the pasta, but with no cheese.
26:02Of course.
26:03And for me as a starter, could I get...
26:06Actually, is the baked brie good?
26:07Honestly, it's the best thing on the menu.
26:10Not just saying that.
26:12Alright, well, normally yes, but it is really good.
26:16Well, how could I resist that?
26:18Yeah, how could you resist that?
26:22Great, and for you, sir?
26:25Calamari.
26:27Calamari.
26:29Fantastic.
26:31And now for the mains. I've actually got a special tonight. It's a grilled monkfish.
26:34It comes with a baked potato salad and a pesto sauce.
26:37Ooh, that does sound lovely. You know, I think I'll take that.
26:40What?
26:42I thought you were having cod.
26:44Yeah, I was, but...
26:45Well, don't let him up, Sally. Have your fucking cod.
26:47I want steak. Cremated.
26:51And if I see one drop of blood, I want you to be the fucking cow bleeding.
26:59Do you move as fast as you smile?
27:01Er, sorry, I...
27:02Don't start. He's just doing his job.
27:03What are you sorry for?
27:04Er, nothing. I'm not, I just...
27:06So you're not sorry? Not sorry at all, then?
27:08Should I just get the drinks?
27:09Well, I'm not gonna go up there and get my fucking self, am I?
27:20Fucking fairy wanker.
27:39Mum.
27:50Where's Dad?
27:51He's having a drink.
27:52What?
27:53By himself.
27:54Come back to your tea, Danny.
28:00I wish Liam's here.
28:02What you want, is it?
28:27What you fucking want, is it?
28:30What you want?
28:32Is that what you fucking want?
28:33What do you want?
28:34What do you want?
28:35What do you want?
28:37Wear it.
28:38Yeah.
28:39Calm down.
28:40Is that what you want, is it?
28:41Calm down.
28:42Is that what you fucking want, is it?
28:43Stop.
28:44Is that what you want?
28:45Stop.
28:46There you go.
28:47And that's what you want, is it?
28:48Get off me.
28:49Is that what you fucking want, is it?
28:50Wait.
28:51Let's go.
28:52Now calm down.
28:53Stop.
28:54No.
28:55No.
28:56No.
28:57No.
28:58That what you want, is it?
28:59That what you fucking want, is it?
29:00That what you fucking want, is it?
29:01Is that what you want? Is that what you want, is it?
29:19Honestly, I just cannot find anything wrong with it.
29:21I just keep thinking that I can smell gas.
29:25Well, can you smell it now?
29:27Yeah. Yeah, I think I can.
29:31No, you can't.
29:33Because I've had the gas lines off for 90 minutes and the window's open for 70.
29:37So if there's any gas in this room, it is defying the basic laws of atmospheric circulation.
29:42OK, so why can I smell it?
29:44Well, that is between you and a caring and qualified psychotherapist.
29:51Look, it's a mechanical process.
29:54Gas flow is initiated by physically turning the knob.
29:58It's fine.
29:59But if you want to get a second opinion, you're more than welcome.
30:02Is that a thing in gas engineering?
30:05No.
30:07It's all right, yeah.
30:08I should just relax.
30:10Yeah. Yeah, I'll give that a try.
30:12You want me to check it again, don't you?
30:21Yeah, is that totally insane?
30:24Well, it is going to be exactly the same result.
30:28And I will have to charge you for another hour.
30:31And you did say you had somewhere to be and that you were already late.
30:33Yeah, yeah.
30:34Yeah.
30:35No, OK.
30:36Sorry, yeah.
30:37Check it again.
30:38Please.
30:48Hey, Jamie.
30:49Hey.
30:50Yeah, I'm sorry.
30:51I'm on a bus.
30:52I'm sorry.
30:53I'm on a bus, but there was this fight on the bus.
30:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:00These two guys.
31:02I'm on another one right now.
31:04So I'm going to be there in...
31:09Well, listeners, I mean, as soon as I can.
31:11We're going to be there in five minutes.
31:21Oh, my God.
31:24Oh, my God.
31:26Oh, my God.
31:27Oh, my God.
31:29Hello, my God.
31:30I know you.
31:32Hey, look.
31:35Oh, my God.
31:36Oh, my God.
31:37Oh, my God.
31:38Hey, Max, I'm so sorry.
31:56There was, um, there was a fight on the bus, and then there was roadworks, and it...
32:01I'm going to go and try and rescue the jambalaya, which was ready one hour and 25 minutes ago.
32:08But he is driving me nuts.
32:19So, this guy is a prisoner?
32:20What's his name, Helen?
32:21Demir. Do you know him?
32:22I don't think so.
32:24Well, I've been doing these lessons, parenting through play.
32:27So, I bring in a bunch of toys for the men, and I teach them how to play with their own children.
32:33Oh, my God, that is amazing.
32:35Because a lot of them don't know how.
32:37They're often inside when their kids are born, and their own families...
32:40It's not exactly like they come from homes where Dad engages fully.
32:44I could not do it. Working in a prison? I just could not do it.
32:49But this one guy drives me nuts.
32:52Demir? Is he a lifer?
32:54Yeah, that's right. Do you know him?
32:55Yeah, I think so. I think I quite like him.
32:57You work in a prison as well?
32:59Yeah, I thought you taught philosophy.
33:00Yeah, I do. Um, in prison. To prisoners.
33:05Wow! Fucking wow!
33:08That's just blown my mind.
33:11That was incredible!
33:12But anyway, this guy Demir, he insists on calling me Miss, despite me specifically telling him,
33:18call me Helen.
33:18No, that is annoying.
33:20And he's always finding me a chair.
33:22He will stop everything, and it's all like, let's find Miss the best chair.
33:27Yeah, what an R.
33:28No!
33:29Dan, it's belittling.
33:33Yeah.
33:33No, no, I get that. That is kind of sexist, actually.
33:36And if anyone says anything, he's straight in with, have some respect. How would you feel
33:40if she was your sister? Like, I need him to save me?
33:44Well, I think it's the other way around. I think that you're saving him. He has to protect
33:50you from the other men to prove that he's not like them. They're the men that have to dominate
33:54other people, not him. Yeah, but what he's doing is the opposite. And that kind of male
34:01protection is proprietary, right? I mean, he's actually reinforcing dominant behaviour.
34:07Write that down for me, Paul. I'll pass that on to Demir before his next anal cavity search.
34:13Max, this is gorgeous.
34:15Yeah, normally it is.
34:17Dan, can I ask you a question?
34:19I think so.
34:20It's a bit personal. You said your father is a prisoner.
34:27Was. Yeah. Like I said, I don't know where he is now.
34:33So, do you think you're trying to sort of save these men you teach? Do you mind me asking this?
34:39No. Why would I be trying to save them?
34:41Well, you happen to just find yourself working in the place that stole your father from you.
34:46No, my father wasn't stolen. I mean, he stole, but he wasn't stolen.
34:52Yeah, yeah.
34:53No, seriously, though. I mean, otherwise, why are you working in a prison?
34:58Why is Jamie in a prison? Why is Helen in a prison?
35:02Why, you know, well, come on.
35:07Come on, what? What do you mean, come on?
35:09Well, it's just different, isn't it?
35:10Is it?
35:11Well, you know it is.
35:15What? This has never occurred to you before. Why, ever?
35:19I don't know. Maybe I'm just fucking dumb, Paul.
35:23And Dan doesn't drink, by the way.
35:25To reiterate, this is Dan so far.
35:27I mean, I don't think Paul was trying to make you...
35:29What's your parents, dear Paul?
35:31Oh, they're both GPs.
35:34You said you were a doctor, didn't you?
35:36Okay, I can see where this is...
35:37And yet you don't feel the need to pathologise that kind of inheritance.
35:40Oh, I wasn't pathologise.
35:41Oh, no, no, that's right.
35:42Of course, nice middle-class bourgeois white-bred nepo baby pass-downs are perfectly acceptable.
35:47All right, Dan, come on.
35:48No, I'm not trying to save anyone.
35:52The time to save them's long gone.
35:53We all missed the boat on that one.
35:55We were too busy recreationally pontificating over Chateau Neuf-de-Pape
35:58and shoving culturally appropriated rice stodge down our throats.
36:01Now, I don't...
36:02I'm really sorry.
36:02I don't save, I don't rehabilitate.
36:05I mean, I don't even educate, really.
36:06I mean, actually, the most that I do is a two-hour holiday in the head.
36:12A brief respite from a life of concrete, steeped in spice.
36:18A life that can best be characterised by the act of trying not to make eye contact
36:21with another man while he shits in front of you.
36:25That's me, Paul.
36:26So feel free to psychoanalyse that.
36:32Fuckin' hell.
36:58Sorry, I was just, um...
37:01Yeah?
37:02What were you just then?
37:08What the frickin' fuck?
37:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
37:13White bread nepo baby pass-downs.
37:16Yeah, it was too much, wasn't it?
37:18No, no.
37:18The whole thing was too much.
37:20Everything that came out of your mouth was way too much.
37:22I mean, I don't know you, but I hope this is a nervous breakdown,
37:27because if this is what you're normally like...
37:29Is it OK in there?
37:35No.
37:36No, it is not.
37:37The atmosphere is most definitely ruined.
37:40Paul's a dick, though, right?
37:41No, I mean, he was just drunk.
37:44And Max is lovely, but he's never going to forgive you for that shitty jump-a-liar.
37:47I mean, you were an hour and a half late.
37:51What were you doing?
37:58I was checking my stove.
38:01Excuse me?
38:03My cooker.
38:05Takes me an hour to leave the house these days,
38:06because I keep thinking it's on.
38:08That's what I was doing just now.
38:10Checking photos of it.
38:12Photos?
38:13Of your cooker?
38:15Yeah, do you want to see?
38:15I've got thousands.
38:18But they don't work anymore.
38:20I just keep thinking that that flame's going to come on anyway.
38:23Fucking debilitating.
38:25Oh, and I've started seeing my dad.
38:27Or, like, thinking that I'm seeing him.
38:29And Paul's right.
38:31Me doing this job may very well be about a man
38:33that I never want to see again and fucking hate it anyway, so...
38:37Actually, yeah, this could be a breakdown.
38:40Yeah.
38:40Yeah.
38:45Why don't you use a video camera?
38:50Instead of photo, set up a nanny cam in front of the cooker.
38:54Download the app on your phone.
38:55You can watch it in mealtime.
38:57That way you'll know your house isn't burning down.
39:02I mean, that's what I'd do if I was fucking nuts.
39:04Well, why are we going home?
39:21We've only got here yesterday.
39:22The policy man's gone.
39:24Your dad had to pay a fine for making that jewellery.
39:25It wasn't jewellery.
39:27It was display models.
39:28It was all fakes.
39:28You see, that's why you need to keep out of trouble.
39:30It was just plastic.
39:32That's why they couldn't put me away.
39:33Yeah, you didn't know that at the time, though, did you?
39:35You ruin everything you touch.
40:03Why have you parked so far?
40:22Shh.
40:23Don't want people to see.
40:25Get your fucking head down, you.
40:26Don't touch that light.
40:45I don't want them knowing our business.
40:46You're staying at Gary's?
41:10I'm doing a bit of work.
41:11Oh, great.
41:12Don't you ever know?
41:13Mum, I'm hungry.
41:14What, are we supposed to stay in the dark for a week?
41:16I'm not having them out there knowing our business.
41:19I won't have them looking down on us.
41:20Of course you look down on us.
41:21I mean, I look down on us.
41:22Look at the state of us.
41:23Mum, I'm really hungry.
41:25Not now, Danny.
41:25But I'm starving.
41:26I'm not eating since lunch.
41:27I'll get you something soon.
41:28When?
41:28I'm hungry.
41:29Look, you can go to the shops at night.
41:31I'll be back in a couple of days.
41:32I said that.
41:33But I'm not having these fucking arseholes sneering at me.
41:36Is that understood?
41:37It's all about you, isn't it?
41:38It's all about you.
41:38I said I'm hungry, you talk.
41:41What did you just say?
41:48Come here, you.
41:49Now.
41:59Close on.
42:04What did you just say?
42:08If you ever talk to her like that again, I will fucking kill your boy.
42:23Do you understand that?
42:24I will end your life.
42:35Do you believe that?
42:40I will fucking kill you.
42:42Malcolm X was a man of transformations.
42:57At 21, he went to prison for robbery.
43:00Inside, he educated himself.
43:02And when he came out, he became ardently political.
43:04Yeah, yeah.
43:05I watched a film about him.
43:06Denzel played him, innit?
43:07I read his whole book, bruv.
43:09He became a criminal to get away from poverty.
43:11All right, then?
43:12Mm-hmm.
43:13But he's a complicated figure.
43:15So while in later life, he acknowledged the role that women played in the struggle.
43:19In his early speeches, X talks about how men are strong and women are weak.
43:23He tells men to dominate their women.
43:25Yeah, but he grew up with no dad.
43:27Why does that make a difference?
43:29Loads of men in here only have mums.
43:31Yet they end up misogynistic.
43:33Blame the one that's still there.
43:34A rapist moves on to their landing.
43:37They all join the queue to fuck that guy up.
43:40A female guard passes.
43:41See all them same man standing around like...
43:44Hands on their balls down.
43:46Every time.
43:47Hands down the front.
43:48Touching balls.
43:49Female.
43:49Right there.
43:50So a father's a good influence?
43:52No.
43:53That's make it worse.
43:55One time, my dad slapped me up here.
43:58And then this adverter childlike comes on.
44:00I'm crying.
44:01I'm snotty.
44:02I'm like, I'm going to call that number.
44:03And he's like, go ahead.
44:06Yeah.
44:07I'll slap you up before they come round.
44:09I'll slap you up whilst they are here.
44:12And I'll slap you up after they come.
44:16My old man used to call them adverts tooth decay.
44:19He says, easy way to lose your fucking teeth.
44:25My dad broke my arm once.
44:29It was like a compound spiral fracture of the radius.
44:33Plus a dislocated shoulder.
44:35And I had to pretend I caught it in the rubbish.
44:44And he comes to hospital the next day with a bag of crisps.
44:47And he says, I've done it because I love you.
44:54Not so pleased on that prick, Dad.
45:03What flavor crisp?
45:08Oh, my God.
45:11What's that?
45:12Oh, don't touch it.
45:14Oh, don't touch it.
45:18No.
45:18No.
45:19No.
45:21Incredible.
45:23They're meaties.
45:24You don't have to like that?
45:26Waiting for Jesus.
45:27What are you eating for?
45:29Jesus, fuck all about you.
45:31I don't want to get my hands off.
45:33Greg, did I borrow you?
45:37I'm sorry, Greg. I, um...
45:39I couldn't make out the words.
45:50Yeah, me, Nemo.
45:54My handwriting's fucking awful.
45:56I can't really do anything, alright?
45:58Well, could you do it on a computer, maybe? In the library?
46:01I only get two hours a week in the library,
46:03unless you're stripped every time there's a lockdown.
46:07I'm sorry, Greg. I can't read it.
46:14But listen, sometimes they let you have a laptop, if there's a reason.
46:17You want me to talk to the Governor? Maybe ask for you?
46:21What for?
46:23Well, so that you can do your memoir.
46:27Hey, but why are you doing that?
46:30Just to help.
46:37I want to get it down. The memo.
46:40Well, it's still in there, you know?
46:42Yeah. I get it.
46:45I'll speak to the Governor. See what happens.
46:47Oh! It was inappropriate of you to bring it, my father.
47:01Here.
47:03Was it?
47:05Yeah. It was.
47:07It could be seen as an attempt to manipulate a member of staff and things like that get punished.
47:10Alright? I could get you put on basic for what you said.
47:12Is that a threat, Daniel?
47:13No, it's a statement.
47:14Ooh!
47:15Well, colour me shit in my fucking pants.
47:16I know you should not tell him to go fuck myself, though.
47:17You know what your problem is?
47:18Hmm?
47:19You're not one thing or the other.
47:20No.
47:21You're not us.
47:22You're not us.
47:23You're not them.
47:24You're not us.
47:25You're not them.
47:26You definitely know your father is.
47:27What you are in here?
47:28But if you are in here, you will be able to put on basic for what you said.
47:30Is that a threat, Daniel?
47:31No, it's a statement.
47:32Ooh!
47:33Well, colour me shit in my fucking pants.
47:36I know you should not tell him to go fuck myself, though.
47:39You know your problem is.
47:42Hmm?
47:44You're not one thing or the other.
47:47No.
47:48You're not us.
47:49You're not them.
47:51You definitely know your father is.
47:52you definitely know your father's son that's for sure and I'd wedger you know
47:56your mum's either. Stuck right in the fucking middle. That's your son. Can't piss.
48:09Can't get off the pot. It's a messy place to be. Well you never think about it you
48:19know what I am. And by the way you can take this shite by yourself and Zizek together I'm a red-blooded heterosexual but that's way too much cunt for anyone.
48:49Oh. Do you remember what dad's favourite song was. My way. Wow. Do you remember that. No. Guessed it. You guessed his favourite song.
49:06Oh was it. Yeah. Yeah. It was obvious. Wankers Charter. I did it my way. Yeah of course you fucking did. That's your problem pal.
49:14You alright Lee? Yeah. Fine. Just tired. And his sleep thing's a killer. I haven't been to a meeting for a while sir.
49:29Well you've not been to a meeting. Oh no Dan it's fine. Jesus Lee that's. Dan. I'm alright. I'll get to one tomorrow.
49:36It's just. I've just whacked it all.
49:43Why do you think mum didn't. Didn't. Didn't leave him. Sooner.
49:50It's just that when I asked her the other day it looked like she was going to cry.
49:53Well don't fucking ask her then. What the fuck are you asking her for?
49:56Well I think it's a reasonable question. Oh reasonable. Yeah. Oh right now she's got to walk around with a head full of that prick all day.
50:01Yeah reasonable. What is going on with you at the moment? Why are you asking about him?
50:08Alright. This um. This prisoner told me about a pal of his who was dad's pad mate.
50:14And he asked if I wanted him to make an introduction.
50:17Are you joking? No I told him no Lee. What are you doing Dan?
50:20He told him to go fuck himself actually. What are you doing? He's after something.
50:23I know. Like he's trying to drag you in. He's going to ask for a phone, drugs.
50:27No no I know Lee. No Lee. I know. I told him that. I said no. I shut it down.
50:31Oh did you? Because you're talking about it now. So you think you shut it down but he's got inside your head because it's how it works in there.
50:36Lee. Lee. I can handle it. Christ. I know that I'm your younger brother right but you treat me like I'm a child sometimes.
50:44Like I've not been through anything. Oh right yeah. What have you been through?
50:50Okay I'm a part of this family. Okay. That's not what I said. I didn't mean that.
50:54It didn't have to. It fucking drips off you all of you. I'm not some fucking wine swilling academic okay. I've lived things. They're in me.
51:03What about mum? What about mum? Digging all this stuff up. What about me? What about my son?
51:07What? That's nothing to do with it. It's not just your life that you're bringing him back into is it?
51:11I'm not fucking bringing him back from anywhere. Christ.
51:13You shouldn't be in that place. It's dangerous Dan. Lee I can handle it. You shouldn't be in that.
51:18Lee I can handle it. Do not talk to me about that man again.
51:23I do not want to hear it. Not where my son is.
51:32You getting up a fucking job Dan?
51:34Don't tell him we came home early. All right Danny? You want me to lie? I don't want your brother upset. He's got enough on his plate.
51:46Is Lee coming home with us? Your brother she's doing a bit of work Danny.
51:51I don't want him to leave. Or is Lee coming home with us?
52:05Is Lee coming home with us?
52:10Your brother, she's doing a bit of work, Danny.
52:35So, is it a good holiday?
52:40It's nice.
52:42That's it? Just nice?
52:45You don't want to hear about that.
52:46Yeah, I do. Of course I want to hear about it.
52:49Look at what I got to stare at.
52:51It was fine, Lee. It was fine.
52:54Fine? What aren't you saying?
52:57Nothing. It was good. We had a great time.
52:59Everything was lovely, wasn't it, Danny?
53:00I don't want to hear about it, Danny.
53:04Danny, tell your brother the holiday was good.
53:11Mum said you were working.
53:13Yeah, that's right.
53:15Dan, I've just been doing a bit of work.
53:18Well, this is a prison.
53:21Why didn't you tell me?
53:27Look.
53:27All this, this ain't for you.
53:31You're different, Dan.
53:33What does that mean?
53:35Why am I different?
53:36No, that's a good thing.
53:38How's that good?
53:42Dan.
53:44You're different.
53:45You're different.
53:57You're different.
53:58You're different.
53:58You're different.
53:59You're different.
53:59You're different.
54:00You're different.
54:00You're different.
54:00You're different.
54:01You're different.
54:01You're different.
54:02You're different.
54:02You're different.
54:03You're different.
54:03You're different.
54:03You're different.
54:04You're different.
54:04You're different.
54:05You're different.
54:06You're different.
54:06You're different.
54:07You're different.
54:08You're different.
54:09You're different.
54:10You're different.
54:11You're different.
54:12You're different.
54:13You're different.
54:14You're different.
54:15You're different.
54:16You're different.
54:17You're different.
54:18You're different.
54:19You're different.
54:20You're different.
54:21You're different.
54:22You're different.
54:23You're different.
54:27I don't know.
54:57I don't know.
55:27I don't know.
55:57I don't know.
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