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My Crush Thinks I'm A Boy Full EP
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00:00:00I've always tried to blend in at Queensville Academy.
00:00:08Stay invisible.
00:00:11But...
00:00:12Oh, Ari!
00:00:23You're twinkling like a dollar store ornament!
00:00:27I think she's gonna cry.
00:00:29Good! Glitter sticks better to tears.
00:00:32Have a pathetic summer, loser.
00:00:37I don't belong here.
00:00:39The only thing that keeps me going is fencing.
00:00:47My pride and joy.
00:00:53En garde? Prêt? Olé!
00:00:57Palt! Point!
00:00:59Great effort, Ari.
00:01:00Do you think community colleges even have fencing teams?
00:01:08I don't know. They're poor.
00:01:10I wouldn't be able to afford a fancy school anyway.
00:01:13I have to save every penny for my mom's cancer treatment.
00:01:16We'll find a way.
00:01:24Stanford's offering a full scholarship and a hundred grand.
00:01:27This is a chance to save my mom, but only if you make the boys team and win nationals.
00:01:31All I need is a fake name.
00:01:33Fake transcript.
00:01:34And to convince everyone I'm a boy.
00:01:36And to convince everyone I'm a boy.
00:01:40All right, Ari.
00:01:41Time to man up.
00:01:43Literally.
00:01:50Hey, I'm Ari.
00:01:51Hey, I'm Ari.
00:01:52I'm Ari.
00:01:53I'm Ari.
00:01:54What?
00:01:58Come on, guys.
00:01:59Hurry up.
00:01:59Let's go.
00:01:59Let's go.
00:02:01First day pretending to be a boy.
00:02:03Please, God.
00:02:04Let this work.
00:02:11You look like you don't belong here.
00:02:14Everyone line up on the strip.
00:02:20Watch it, new kid.
00:02:21wait is that julian blake
00:02:26my biggest crush
00:02:30is that julian blake
00:02:34hi
00:02:47hi
00:02:51oh i am so sick
00:03:02see you later
00:03:08star girl
00:03:11but he never did
00:03:12until now
00:03:13please don't let him recognize me
00:03:16line up now
00:03:27and you are the new twink boy
00:03:38ari
00:03:41us arius chairman
00:03:45sir ari-ass
00:03:46coach what's a shrimp like that doing at king's field
00:03:50i can't believe he's this cocky
00:03:52guess we'll find out
00:03:53everyone partner up
00:03:54arius
00:03:55you're with julian
00:03:57got it
00:03:59sir
00:04:00sure you're not here for the mascot tryouts
00:04:04guess we can use a new gopher
00:04:05uh yeah i'm sure
00:04:07i don't care how tiny you are i'm not going easy on you
00:04:10on guard
00:04:14print
00:04:15alay
00:04:16point arius
00:04:22you're fast shrimp
00:04:23alay
00:04:24point julian
00:04:27not fast enough
00:04:28so cocky
00:04:29alay
00:04:30dude the fuck are you doing get off of me
00:04:48i slipped
00:04:52uh no the floor
00:04:54just watch your feet shrimp
00:04:55not bad arius
00:04:57just remember to keep your balance
00:04:58thanks
00:04:59wait
00:05:01was that too girly
00:05:02i mean
00:05:03thank you
00:05:04room assignments are posted
00:05:06practice starts at 6 a.m. sharp
00:05:08don't be late
00:05:09oh no
00:05:10i'm blushing
00:05:11i'm doing this for you mom
00:05:21hey roomie
00:05:22julian
00:05:33oh my god
00:05:36told you to watch it new kid
00:05:38i'm rooming with my biggest crush
00:05:41dude for real
00:05:51you gotta forget about that chick who ghosted you she's not worth it
00:05:54dude shut up dude
00:05:56but i don't even know her name
00:05:57yeah i can't stop thinking about her now shut up
00:06:00wait is he talking about me
00:06:02dude can't believe you're rooming with the string bean
00:06:09looks like he's in a korean boy band
00:06:10oh what you hiding in there
00:06:12give it back
00:06:14oh
00:06:14arius is a mama's boy
00:06:16is this your sister arius hook me up bro
00:06:19yeah you sure you want kids with pipsqueak genetics
00:06:21you don't mind i'm pretty tired so i'm gonna head to bed early
00:06:26yeah boys we gotta make sure our star athlete gets a beauty sleep
00:06:32don't joke tomorrow
00:06:34r.e.s
00:06:36for someone so mean his body sure is nice
00:06:49what are you looking at shrimp
00:06:54shit he caught me checking him out
00:06:57nothing
00:06:59nothing bro just your six pack
00:07:11huh
00:07:12yeah do me a favor don't look at me at all
00:07:15it's fucking weird
00:07:16hey julie you hanging out with us tonight
00:07:19nicholas has a case of beers in his room
00:07:21let's go dude
00:07:23dude why the hell is coach bringing on some kid who needs a booster seat on the team
00:07:28i thought pretending to be a boy was hard enough
00:07:30now i have to be roommates with my crush
00:07:46i need a cold shower
00:07:49hopefully i'm the only one hitting the boys bathroom in the middle of the night
00:07:55this is just me using the water pressure garbage in here
00:08:04no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:08:34Did you sleep like five minutes ago?
00:08:36Insomnia. I didn't even notice you were gone.
00:08:42I came here to cool off, not meltdown.
00:08:46Shit, yo, can I borrow your shampoo?
00:08:50Do you have some or not?
00:08:52Um, yeah, just one second.
00:08:54I think my grandma uses the shampoo.
00:09:04Oh, God. Lavender vanilla? Stupid.
00:09:07Yeah, uh, I must have packed my sister's pipe of steak.
00:09:12Arias! Wait till it's late enough so you can cry in the shower?
00:09:16How are you two doing here?
00:09:17Oh, I already saw Arias ducking into the bathroom.
00:09:20I thought we'd find out if the new kid's got a sword with a butter knife.
00:09:23Maybe I'll just skip showering for the rest of the year.
00:09:29Don't!
00:09:39Am I tripping or is there a girl in the boys' bathroom?
00:09:42Nope, we must be high or something.
00:09:44Dude, have you even gone through puberty yet?
00:09:46Your body's smoother than a Ken doll.
00:09:48I shave, okay? Aerodynamics makes me quicker on the fencing strip.
00:09:52Uh, bro's rocking a toddler-sized lightsaber under there.
00:09:54Can't even reach the urinal.
00:09:57Raising a boy who cries in the shower?
00:09:59Your mom must be proud, huh?
00:10:02Alright, boys, that's enough hazing for one night.
00:10:04Give the kid a break, right?
00:10:06Oh!
00:10:07Watch yourself, Arias.
00:10:08You might be his type.
00:10:09Shut the fuck up, dude.
00:10:11Alright, alright.
00:10:12Uh, next time, just lock the door.
00:10:21Alright, thanks.
00:10:22Thanks, bro!
00:10:23If he looks at me like that again, I'm done for.
00:10:30Talk to insurance again.
00:10:35Still no luck.
00:10:36Thinking of selling the car, you should cover at least part of the surgery deposit.
00:10:40She's already sacrificed everything for me.
00:10:43Now it's my turn to save her for once.
00:10:45Stand up.
00:10:51Stand up.
00:10:53Stand up.
00:10:54Stand up.
00:10:55Now!
00:11:00Arias, don't tell me you came unprepared on your first official day.
00:11:03Where's your glove?
00:11:04Sir, I...
00:11:05Answer me, where's your glove?
00:11:06It was in my bag last night, but I think that maybe someone left me.
00:11:10Be professional, Arias.
00:11:12Keep your eyes on your stuff.
00:11:14Of course Mason stole my glove.
00:11:16Really?
00:11:17The shower wasn't enough?
00:11:18Look, I can't deal with any excuses on this team.
00:11:20Run laps.
00:11:21Now!
00:11:25Hey!
00:11:26Enough fooling around.
00:11:27On the strip.
00:11:28It's time for practice.
00:11:31Attention!
00:11:32Line up, boys.
00:11:33I want you boys to remember that only top two fencers can qualify for a shot at the Stanford Full Ride and the $100,000 prize.
00:11:48Right now Julian is ranked number one. Mason you're number two.
00:11:51Let's go!
00:11:52And Arias is number three.
00:11:54Aww.
00:11:55Just stuck in bronze metal land.
00:11:57Hey, you should be proud.
00:11:58Third place is great.
00:11:59For someone with T-Rex arms.
00:12:01I'm gonna wipe that smug smile off his face.
00:12:08Coach.
00:12:10I want to Vince Julian.
00:12:15I want to Vince Julian.
00:12:17Fine.
00:12:18You're up.
00:12:19Yes, sir.
00:12:20Dirt.
00:12:21Oh, yay.
00:12:23I mean, uh, sick or whatever.
00:12:30En garde.
00:12:32Print.
00:12:33Ale.
00:12:35Point.
00:12:36Julian.
00:12:40Ale.
00:12:42Point.
00:12:43Julian again.
00:12:47You good?
00:12:50Match.
00:12:51Coach.
00:12:52This isn't my glove.
00:12:53I don't care.
00:12:54Good fencers don't make excuses for their equipment.
00:12:55National tryouts is in one week.
00:12:56Right now you are number three.
00:12:57That's not good enough to make it.
00:12:58But I will be.
00:12:59I can beat Mason and Julian.
00:13:00I can win.
00:13:01All right.
00:13:02All right.
00:13:03All right.
00:13:04All right.
00:13:05All right.
00:13:06All right.
00:13:07All right.
00:13:08All right.
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00:13:14All right.
00:13:15All right.
00:13:16All right.
00:13:18All right.
00:13:19All right.
00:13:21What the fuck are you doing here bro?
00:13:26What the fuck are you doing here bro?
00:13:28Practicing to beat you.
00:13:30Shit man.
00:13:31You're intense.
00:13:35Hey, um,
00:13:36I know is Mason took your glove.
00:13:37I don't know why he's so petty.
00:13:40Got it back for you.
00:13:41Yeah.
00:13:42Don't lose it again.
00:13:45Thanks.
00:13:46You didn't have to.
00:13:47All right.
00:13:48Stop acting like a girl
00:13:52Besides I'd rather beat you fair and square
00:14:00Did you grow up around here no you yeah, I did but I swear to god. I've seen you somewhere before it's crazy
00:14:11I swear to god. I've seen you somewhere before it's crazy
00:14:18Fencing you're supposed to
00:14:24Does he recognize me from the night we hooked up last year did you compete at regionals?
00:14:29No, or I'm not around here anyways where?
00:14:35What do I say New York?
00:14:40It's just I met someone at region fast like you you mean a lot of people at those turn
00:14:48Yeah
00:14:54This person looked just like you
00:14:58Like same facial structure similar build honestly the only thing is um that person was a girl
00:15:09That person was a girl
00:15:11Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha wrong person bro definitely not a girl
00:15:24A hundred percent a dude
00:15:26All right are yes
00:15:32All right are yes
00:15:36Catch you later now
00:15:41Maybe I should have just told him no I'm here for my mom nothing is more important than winning that money
00:15:47What are you doing up so early figured I'd get a head start
00:16:05Okay breathe it's just walking toward you totally normal
00:16:11Oh god is he about to make a move?
00:16:17Julian what are you doing dude?
00:16:21You're standing in front of my deodorant
00:16:23You're standing in front of my deodorant
00:16:25You're standing in front of my deodorant
00:16:27Right yeah no problem
00:16:29Yeah no problem
00:16:37See you at practice arias
00:16:48Ah you think a couple extra hours is gonna make you anything but a happy meal toy?
00:16:53Hey I'm talking to you shrimp
00:16:55I'm talking to you shrimp
00:16:57What's that?
00:17:15What the fuck bro? You're defending the shrimp?
00:17:17Yeah toothpick here thinks he can practice without the rest of us
00:17:19I'm gonna teach him a lesson
00:17:21I don't like disturbances when I work out
00:17:31Okay
00:17:35Thanks again
00:17:37Don't worry about him
00:17:39He's obviously intimidated
00:17:41By me?
00:17:43Yeah you're a threat to him
00:17:45Huh
00:17:46You're a threat?
00:17:47Well I guess I am
00:17:49Don't tell yourself short shrimp
00:17:51You've got skills
00:17:52Hey uh
00:17:53There's a party tonight
00:17:54Everyone on the team is going
00:17:55You should come
00:17:56Oh yeah?
00:17:57Sounds cool
00:17:58Cool
00:17:59I'll send you the details
00:18:00And um
00:18:01It's a pool party
00:18:02Bring trunks
00:18:05Did you just say pool party?
00:18:09A pool party?
00:18:11As arias
00:18:12This is a terrible idea
00:18:14On the other hand
00:18:15Julian will be there too
00:18:16Julian will be there too
00:18:17F
00:18:40Oh jesus sorry, sorry!
00:18:41I didn't see anything
00:18:42You saw everything!
00:18:44No, I didn't. I mean, maybe. I don't know.
00:18:47Dude, have you ever heard a knocking?
00:18:50I'm sorry, man. I thought you were at the library.
00:18:57So...
00:18:59So...
00:19:01What happened to that girl that was in here?
00:19:03Oh, she was embarrassed.
00:19:06Took a walk of shame out the window.
00:19:09She jumped out the window?
00:19:10Yeah, dude. Real gymnast type beat.
00:19:12She was going to Cirque du Soleil on my shit.
00:19:14Shit, a gymnast? Goddamn, dude.
00:19:16We gotta put a sock on that doorknob or something.
00:19:18Yeah, dude. Totally. No arguments here.
00:19:20Yeah.
00:19:21How was she?
00:19:23Uh...
00:19:25Soft?
00:19:26She was soft?
00:19:27I mean...
00:19:28Beautiful.
00:19:29Like, emotionally beautiful.
00:19:31Shit, I already used to write poetry now.
00:19:33No. I mean, she was smoking hot.
00:19:36Like, boobies and breasts, titties.
00:19:39You name it. She got it, brother.
00:19:40Well, damn.
00:19:41We had a...
00:19:44Fuck.
00:19:45Yeah.
00:19:46Didn't realize you pulled like that.
00:19:47Wait, bring it in.
00:19:49You're twinkling like a dollar store ornament.
00:19:51What are you staring at, Herb?
00:19:52Aria's?
00:19:53Your turn.
00:19:54What are you doing?
00:19:55Come on!
00:19:56He's probably still a birdjack.
00:19:57Aww.
00:19:58Oh.
00:19:59Wait, bring it in!
00:20:09You're twinkling like a dollar store ornament!
00:20:12What are you staring at, Herb?
00:20:14Argus, your turn!
00:20:19He's probably still a virgin.
00:20:21Piss her!
00:20:29Come on, rules are rules.
00:20:31Let's get this over with, Tiny Tim.
00:20:33What's the matter, Arias? Afraid of a little lip action?
00:20:36Maybe you'd rather kiss Julian.
00:20:39Julian?
00:20:40It's nothing like that.
00:20:42It better not be.
00:20:43He's mine.
00:20:44Even if he's a little confused about it right now.
00:20:47I'll just take the dinner.
00:20:49Urgent!
00:20:51Fine.
00:20:54I dare you.
00:20:55Take off your shirt and jump in.
00:20:59Take it off!
00:21:00Take it off!
00:21:01Take it off!
00:21:02Take it off!
00:21:03Take it off!
00:21:04Take it off!
00:21:07Take it off!
00:21:08Take it off!
00:21:09Take it off!
00:21:10Take it off!
00:21:11Take it off!
00:21:12What?
00:21:13You're wearing a bikini under there?
00:21:15Oh!
00:21:16Oh!
00:21:17Oh!
00:21:18Oh!
00:21:19Oh!
00:21:20Oh!
00:21:21Oh!
00:21:22Oh!
00:21:23Oh!
00:21:24Oh!
00:21:25Oh!
00:21:26Oh!
00:21:27Oh!
00:21:28Oh!
00:21:29Oh!
00:21:30Oh!
00:21:31Oh!
00:21:32Oh!
00:21:33Oh!
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00:21:35Oh!
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00:21:41Oh!
00:21:42Oh!
00:21:43Oh!
00:21:44Oh!
00:21:45Yo, is you dead?
00:21:53Dude, come on, buddy, stay with me.
00:21:56Come on.
00:21:59Come on.
00:22:03He's never looked at me like that.
00:22:09Did you just kiss me?
00:22:13Did you just kiss me?
00:22:15You were breathing, bro.
00:22:16You could have just called 911.
00:22:17Oh, yeah, I wouldn't have gotten to save your sorry ass.
00:22:19Someone get these guys a room.
00:22:21Okay, Prince Charming, when do I get my mouth-to-mouth?
00:22:24What's wrong?
00:22:25Little make-out sash got you all hot and bothered?
00:22:30This guy, am I right?
00:22:31You're an asshole, bro.
00:22:34What did I do?
00:22:35Okay, seriously?
00:22:37What is with him and the new kid?
00:22:38You can't let Mason get to you.
00:22:45He's been under crazy pressure since he was three years old.
00:22:48His dad's an Olympian, his brother's at Harvard.
00:22:50He's just not meant for third place.
00:22:52Even if that's all he's ever going to be.
00:22:54Still, that's no excuse to treat someone like shit.
00:22:56Why didn't you just take your shirt off?
00:23:00Because I skipped bicep day for three years straight.
00:23:09You're a weird dude, Arias.
00:23:10You train before sunrise, shower in the middle of the night.
00:23:13You flinch whenever anyone touches you.
00:23:16It's almost like you're hiding something.
00:23:19Are you?
00:23:19He can't find out that was me.
00:23:37I have to think of something.
00:23:38Quick.
00:23:39I'm hiding the fact that your hair looks terrible wet.
00:23:43You know, one of these days, you're going to tell me what's really going on.
00:23:52I...
00:23:53Weirdest dude I've ever met.
00:23:59Deposit due.
00:24:01$20,000.
00:24:02Immediate payment required to continue treatment.
00:24:07Everything okay?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10It's nothing.
00:24:11Family stuff.
00:24:13Hey, don't touch that.
00:24:22Why not?
00:24:23Shit, he's going to find out who I am.
00:24:26Hey, don't touch that.
00:24:27Why not?
00:24:28Shit, he's going to find out who I am.
00:24:31It's private.
00:24:32Shit, Arias, you and your girl don't know about phones?
00:24:34He thinks I'm carrying around a naked Polaroid of someone?
00:24:37No, it's nothing like that.
00:24:38Who is this?
00:24:44It's my sister.
00:24:46Dude.
00:24:48I know her.
00:24:49We met at a tournament last year.
00:24:53I took her to a party.
00:24:54I thought we had a connection, but I never saw her again.
00:24:57Yo.
00:24:58Could you give me her number?
00:25:00Really, Julian?
00:25:01You're going to ask for my fake sister's number before you ask for mine?
00:25:04Yeah.
00:25:05310-5555-604.
00:25:07310-5555-604?
00:25:09You know your sister's number by heart?
00:25:12Yeah.
00:25:13She's my emergency contact.
00:25:15Alright.
00:25:16Texting her now.
00:25:20Please tell me he didn't just hear that.
00:25:28Must have been my email.
00:25:35Dude, she's already texting me back.
00:25:37This is crazy.
00:25:39She remembers me.
00:25:45This is officially the dumbest thing I've ever done.
00:26:02Dude, your sister's super cool.
00:26:05And funny.
00:26:07Yeah.
00:26:08What else?
00:26:09Smoking hot.
00:26:11Really?
00:26:13I mean, dude.
00:26:15Seriously.
00:26:16That's my sister you're talking about.
00:26:17My bad.
00:26:23You think she'd go out with me?
00:26:25Oh my gosh.
00:26:26Did I just score a date with Julian Blake?
00:26:29Totally.
00:26:29Totally.
00:26:29You know, I want to make sure.
00:26:38You're cool with me dating your sister, right?
00:26:39Yes.
00:26:40I mean, yeah.
00:26:43Yeah, it's cool, bro.
00:26:44Hide for you, man.
00:26:46Don't get her pregnant.
00:26:47You're a weird dude, Arius.
00:26:55See ya.
00:26:56This is insane.
00:27:12Probably the most insane thing I've ever done.
00:27:14Should I really go on a date with Julian?
00:27:21Hell yes!
00:27:22Take a look and you're scared.
00:27:24On, on, on, on, on, on, on.
00:27:29Take her to the foreign cause, I make rich look rich.
00:27:32Save your breath, baby.
00:27:33I'm not going home with y'all.
00:27:34With y'all.
00:27:35With y'all.
00:27:35Yeah.
00:27:37With y'all.
00:27:41With y'all.
00:27:43With y'all.
00:27:43With y'all.
00:27:45With y'all.
00:27:46With y'all.
00:27:47wow you look now you look so do you hi julian hi
00:28:17whoa he knows he knows he knows what what's wrong nothing you just you smell like really familiar
00:28:33oh yeah it's just you smell like exactly like your brother
00:28:41well uh maybe it's the same deodorant we buy in bulk from costco i can't beat that deal
00:28:55you and r.a is close i guess he's pretty cool we use the same spotify premium sibling stuff
00:29:08i mean it's uncanny it's like it's the way you stand it's the shape of your face
00:29:13he's my big brother
00:29:14great he thinks i smell like my fake twin brother he's already connecting the dots
00:29:23come on i want to show you something
00:29:25you're telling me arius was afraid of the dark till he was 12 years old
00:29:35he would ask me to check for monsters under his bed every night
00:29:39same cue to face down half the fencing team without flinching
00:29:43it's like i'm getting all the behind the scenes secrets
00:29:47what about you you have any secrets you have any secrets
00:29:58i i'm pretty boring actually i don't think that's true
00:30:04our texts you're funny you're smart you're sharp you don't take any of my shit it's refreshing
00:30:11that night in my dorm i thought we really had a connection
00:30:21i was a little disappointed when you just left
00:30:25i thought so too
00:30:28then why not
00:30:29i freaked out
00:30:35i always end up here when i'm overwhelmed
00:30:42my mom used to take me here
00:30:44clear my head after a match
00:30:46you know especially after a loss
00:30:48do you come here a lot
00:30:52you know
00:30:55it's my first time back
00:30:58since she died
00:30:59i'm so sorry i didn't mean to
00:31:06ari it's okay
00:31:07it's been a long time
00:31:08i should be thinking about how risky this is
00:31:13but all i can think about is how warm he feels
00:31:16oh my here we go
00:31:31feels like we're on a roll
00:31:33it's the summer of love in the city
00:31:37we're chasing something great
00:31:39why don't we celebrate
00:31:41it's the time of my life
00:31:44when you're with me
00:31:45i like these nights with you
00:31:49it's feeling like the start of something new
00:31:53i don't want the night to end
00:31:59neither do i
00:32:11i've seen that birthmark before
00:32:17on your brother
00:32:19wow
00:32:40your place
00:32:42i've spent weeks in this room pretending to be someone i'm not
00:33:02now i'm here as me
00:33:03and somehow it's even weirder
00:33:05hi
00:33:07let me know if i cross the line
00:33:08that's fencing
00:33:10you're supposed to
00:33:11you can spend the night if you want
00:33:17your brother was super cool to give us this room
00:33:19i should probably get back
00:33:22okay
00:33:23i'll drive you home
00:33:24my place is kind of far away though
00:33:28um how about you
00:33:31drop me off at the train
00:33:33what
00:33:35oh
00:33:35i'm not taking you to a train station at night
00:33:38are you crazy
00:33:39julian
00:33:41now is like the worst time to be chivalrous
00:33:44maybe you can just drop me off at queensfield
00:33:46oh
00:33:47adorable queensfield for this hour
00:33:50yeah sure that's not far at all
00:33:52i had a really nice time tonight
00:34:07i'd love to see you again
00:34:09i'd like that too
00:34:11oh my god
00:34:18who is that slut getting out of julian's car
00:34:23that loser
00:34:29ari sherwood
00:34:30i'm gonna kill her
00:34:33she'll soon learn that no one touches julian
00:34:38he's mine
00:34:39didn't you guys break up like months ago
00:34:42we were on a break
00:34:45hi
00:34:50just here to drop something off for julian
00:34:52i caught you ari sherwood
00:35:02what is blair doing here
00:35:04this can't be happening
00:35:04i caught you ari sherwood
00:35:08what is blair doing here
00:35:09this can't be happening
00:35:10what the hell are you doing ari
00:35:12what are you staring at curb
00:35:16oh my gosh
00:35:18you are actually trying to pass yourself off as a boy
00:35:20so you can go here
00:35:20this is not what it looks like
00:35:22relax
00:35:23i'm not gonna tell julian
00:35:25yet
00:35:27whatever she's planning
00:35:28it can't be good
00:35:29oh my gosh
00:35:33you're so funny
00:35:34where
00:35:35what the hell are you doing here
00:35:37oh my gosh
00:35:40oh my gosh you're so funny
00:35:42blair
00:35:43what the hell are you doing here
00:35:44arius
00:35:45hey
00:35:46yes arius
00:35:48i was just chatting with arius
00:35:50he's so funny
00:35:51oh
00:35:52okay
00:35:54i'm gonna go back in our room now
00:35:57can i sleep over julian
00:35:58you better say no julian
00:36:00blair we broke up two months ago i moved on
00:36:02moved on
00:36:03moved on
00:36:04to who pookie
00:36:06it doesn't matter
00:36:07just not you
00:36:08and don't call me that
00:36:09i hated it when we were together
00:36:10i know it's you
00:36:13i saw you get out of his car
00:36:15but
00:36:16i'm not gonna tell julian about your little ruse
00:36:19why
00:36:20if he finds out
00:36:21he may feel sorry for you
00:36:23he might even
00:36:24like you more
00:36:27and i'm not letting that happen
00:36:34you're gonna stay away from him
00:36:37you're gonna stay away from him
00:36:39no flirting
00:36:40no coffee dates
00:36:41no texting
00:36:42i don't even want you sending him a tiktok
00:36:44because if i find ari anywhere near him
00:36:48every single person in the school will know exactly who you are
00:36:52and you'll lose everything
00:36:55hmm
00:36:56i heard your mom is sick
00:36:59right
00:37:01we have done all the tests and the results have come back that we are dealing with cancer
00:37:07well
00:37:08i'd hate for you to lose your only chance at the scholarship and the prize money
00:37:13do we have an understanding
00:37:16arius
00:37:17do we
00:37:22yes
00:37:24good
00:37:26toodles
00:37:27toodles
00:37:41julian
00:37:42what's with the wonder in us
00:37:43sorry coach
00:37:44sorry coach
00:37:49i'm just gonna get some water
00:37:54yo
00:37:55have you heard from your sister
00:37:58yo
00:37:59have you heard from your sister
00:38:01no way
00:38:03i just thought things were going well between us
00:38:07guess i was wrong
00:38:14i really wish i didn't have to do this
00:38:19but my mom's treatment is more important than a boy
00:38:35come on
00:38:37blair i'm not in the mood
00:38:38you look like you could use a distraction
00:38:40we're taking a walk
00:38:41i don't know
00:38:42are you gonna make me drag you the whole way
00:38:46fresh air could help you get out of this um
00:38:48funk
00:38:53fresh air could help you get out of this um funk
00:38:58hold on
00:38:59you've got that dry lip thing
00:39:00blair i'm good
00:39:01shhh
00:39:02i like taking care of you
00:39:11oh my gosh arius
00:39:12i didn't realize you were standing right there
00:39:15don't his lips look so much better
00:39:18softer
00:39:19kissable even
00:39:21i guess i was wrong about julian blake
00:39:23all of the rumors are true
00:39:25he really is a blair
00:39:26all right arius
00:39:34you're up against julian next
00:39:37if i can't have him
00:39:39i guess i'll just have to beat him
00:39:43if i can't have him
00:39:45i guess i'll just have to beat him
00:39:49alay
00:39:50you're coming at me like it's national
00:39:57arius
00:39:58i love the fire
00:39:59keep that up
00:40:00that's what i want to see
00:40:09point
00:40:10julian
00:40:11what's going on d
00:40:12you trying to kill me or something
00:40:13don't tell me you're afraid of a little competition
00:40:15ha
00:40:16afraid? please
00:40:17i just didn't realize we were playing for blood
00:40:20arius
00:40:30point
00:40:31julian
00:40:39are you okay?
00:40:46i'm fine
00:40:50what are you sneaking off to shrimp?
00:40:55not now mason
00:40:56oh you think you're hot shit now?
00:40:58i was top two before you arrived
00:41:00let's see how well you do without your blade, huh?
00:41:08put the stick down
00:41:09back off!
00:41:10mason
00:41:12oh
00:41:14chill julian what the fuck bro
00:41:15it's enough dude lay off him
00:41:17what is he?
00:41:19your boyfriend now?
00:41:21you're gonna braid each other's hair next?
00:41:25you do?
00:41:26deserve each other
00:41:28you do?
00:41:30you do?
00:41:31deserve each other
00:41:35you think i wanted you to swoop in and save me?
00:41:40no i think you have a death wish picking fights with dudes twice your size
00:41:44they started it
00:41:45they started it
00:41:46i don't need you protecting me
00:41:47i can take care of myself
00:41:48arius if this is about our scrimmage
00:41:51i am trying my best
00:41:52okay?
00:41:53i train
00:41:54i don't sleep
00:41:55i do everything right
00:41:56and yet you still kicked my ass out there
00:41:58i sure wouldn't
00:42:01everyone loses
00:42:03even me
00:42:04yeah well when you lose
00:42:06you're still you
00:42:08when i lose
00:42:10i feel like everything i've been fighting for doesn't matter
00:42:15you got more heart
00:42:17than anyone on this team
00:42:20but you fence angry
00:42:23you don't have to fight the world every time you pick up a sword
00:42:26what am i doing here julian?
00:42:33you're proving that you belong
00:42:37what you do
00:42:39even if you don't believe it
00:42:53whatever dude
00:42:54whatever dude
00:42:56arius if this is about your sister
00:42:58i try bro
00:43:00i took her on an amazing date
00:43:02and she told me she never wanted to see me again
00:43:04shit if she texted me right now
00:43:06i'd go out with her again
00:43:08even if it meant missing practice to do it
00:43:11i don't know
00:43:13i just want to see her again
00:43:16julian blake
00:43:17i would do almost anything to tell you the truth right now
00:43:20but i can't
00:43:22is my nose bleeding?
00:43:26i think my nose is bleeding so i'm going to go in the bathroom and check
00:43:36just go and tell them how you really feel ari
00:43:38if he likes you he'll understand
00:43:44you could ask him to the formal dance tonight
00:43:50go up here
00:43:51dude
00:43:55surprise!
00:43:57blair? what are you doing here?
00:43:58what are you doing here?
00:44:00you're going to the formal right?
00:44:02because if you weren't
00:44:03you're going now
00:44:04blair i...
00:44:05save it
00:44:06i picked it myself
00:44:08for a man who needs to dress like one
00:44:10you really shouldn't have
00:44:11of course i did
00:44:12who else would save you from wearing another tragic flannel
00:44:15alright we're going as friends
00:44:17that's it just so we're clear
00:44:19julian there's something
00:44:21ayas!
00:44:22hey!
00:44:23julian just asked me to go to the formal with him
00:44:24well not exactly
00:44:25are you going?
00:44:27i... uh...
00:44:29well if i'm going he's coming with me
00:44:31he's my wingman
00:44:33adorable!
00:44:35a chaperone date
00:44:36he couldn't wait to move on could he?
00:44:46right back to blair
00:44:48hey julian
00:44:50come on
00:44:51let's dance
00:44:52where?
00:44:53don't make me ask twice
00:45:01you're kind of cute
00:45:02wanna dance?
00:45:03uh... i'm going to dance
00:45:06that wasn't a question
00:45:14miss mia?
00:45:18miss mia?
00:45:20julian you're so handsome
00:45:23really blair
00:45:24you had to rub it in my face
00:45:26blair what is this?
00:45:27just remembering what it feels like to be close to you
00:45:29blair how many times do i have to tell you there's nothing between us
00:45:32what the hell are you talking about julian?
00:45:34we belong together
00:45:36my heart belongs to someone else
00:45:41ari
00:45:42wait... really?
00:45:44that dollar men you reject?
00:45:47what could you possibly see in her?
00:45:48i've never met anyone like her
00:45:51i don't even know her that well
00:45:53but i know there's something between us
00:45:55and i'd be an idiot not to try and get her back
00:45:58julian
00:45:59you're making it really hard to hate you right now
00:46:02i guess i know where i stand
00:46:04i guess i do too
00:46:12i can't let julian walk away thinking it's over
00:46:15not tonight
00:46:16wait for me julian
00:46:17wait for me julian
00:46:18wait for me julian
00:46:35great i blew it
00:46:36i blew it
00:46:43ari?
00:46:45what are you doing here?
00:46:47i... um... was picking up arius
00:46:50yeah i did seem pretty miserable out there
00:46:53hey i'm sorry i've been ghosting you the past couple of days
00:46:56i can't... i can't explain it right now but
00:47:00soon julian i promise
00:47:02we can really be together
00:47:04why not now?
00:47:07because
00:47:09i can wait
00:47:10i can wait
00:47:12i can wait
00:47:14i can wait
00:47:16nicky... was it?
00:47:18lisa
00:47:19right
00:47:20your new teammate arius
00:47:22he's not what you think
00:47:23arius? what about him?
00:47:25he's... equal
00:47:27and she's taking julian from me
00:47:29i want her out of the fencing competition
00:47:30she's a girl?
00:47:32you're kidding
00:47:34so wait
00:47:35all this time
00:47:37i've been losing to a girl?
00:47:39this isn't about your brother
00:47:41you're kidding
00:47:43all this time
00:47:45i've been losing to a girl?
00:47:47this isn't about your brother
00:47:49what do you think?
00:47:51i'm sorry
00:47:53i'm sorry
00:47:54losing to a girl?
00:47:55this isn't about your pride man
00:47:57mason
00:47:59we get her kicked off with a team
00:48:01she's disqualified from tryouts
00:48:04you get your ranking back
00:48:06and julian's little distraction problem
00:48:09goes away
00:48:11how do we do it?
00:48:13leave that
00:48:15to me
00:48:19this is hers
00:48:20whatever
00:48:31got it
00:48:34so now
00:48:35we go to the dean?
00:48:37we're not just going to the dean
00:48:39first
00:48:40we need to make it official
00:48:41formal complaint
00:48:43signatures
00:48:44the whole ordeal
00:48:46then
00:48:47we expel her
00:48:48you mean like
00:48:49a show
00:48:51a takedown
00:48:53tomorrow
00:48:548am
00:48:55don't be late
00:48:56i can do that
00:48:57good boy
00:48:58it's a good
00:49:01the
00:49:05the
00:49:07the
00:49:09the
00:49:11other
00:49:13never
00:49:15just like the
00:49:17oh
00:49:19it's
00:49:21nice
00:49:22Oh, fuck.
00:49:42Hey, boys.
00:49:46Blair, please do not interrupt my practice.
00:49:49Whatever you got going on with Julian, keep it off the strip.
00:49:52Oh, I'm not here for Julian.
00:49:55What is she doing?
00:49:57I thought we had a deal.
00:49:59Hey, Arius.
00:50:03No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:13Or should I say, Ari?
00:50:16She's been lying to all of you.
00:50:18She's not even the guy.
00:50:20Her name is Ari Sherwood from Queensfield.
00:50:23You can't bridge the entire team.
00:50:25You like a bitch.
00:50:26From bro to hoe in three seconds flat.
00:50:29Arius Sherwood, this is a very serious breach of school policy.
00:50:38Misrepresentation of identity.
00:50:40Falsified enrollment documents.
00:50:42Section 3A, subsection 7.
00:50:45Ring any bells?
00:50:45You might want to brush up on the Kingsfield Student Athlete Compliance Handbook sometime.
00:50:53Rules exist for a reason.
00:50:55Once we start bending them, we might as well not have them at all.
00:50:59You are not a boy, correct?
00:51:01Does that look like a boy to you?
00:51:04He's got titties, Dean Brown.
00:51:05Effective immediately, you are placed on at-home suspension, pending review by the disciplinary board.
00:51:17What's going on?
00:51:18Talk to me.
00:51:20I'm not who I said I was.
00:51:21I'm sorry.
00:51:21All right.
00:51:31Show's over.
00:51:32Get the showers.
00:51:33Dean Brown, what's going to happen to Ari?
00:51:44Tell me, please.
00:51:45Mr. Blake, this is an internal matter.
00:51:49I can't discuss active disciplinary cases.
00:51:52She's my teammate.
00:51:55A formal complaint was filed against Arias.
00:51:59A formal complaint?
00:52:00Huh?
00:52:00Filed by who?
00:52:02Blair Ryland of Queensfield Academy.
00:52:06One of your teammates co-signed.
00:52:08Afraid I can't do anything about it.
00:52:10So you just what, suspended her?
00:52:12Procedurally, yes.
00:52:14Pending review by the board.
00:52:15Trust me, I don't enjoy this sort of thing.
00:52:17Actually, I do enjoy it.
00:52:22Rules are my love language.
00:52:34I don't know what to do, Mom.
00:52:38If we don't get you that money, how else will we pay?
00:52:42Ari.
00:52:43Whatever happens, it's going to be okay.
00:52:48No, it's not going to be okay, Mom.
00:52:51We need to get you that treatment.
00:52:55You need to focus on yourself.
00:52:58I'll be okay.
00:52:59No.
00:53:05Look at me.
00:53:13That I'm proud of you.
00:53:18No matter what happens.
00:53:25Ms. Sherwood, you have a visitor.
00:53:31Julian?
00:53:35Julian?
00:53:39How did you find me?
00:53:40I remember what you said about your mom.
00:53:42This was the first hospital I called.
00:53:44My mom was here, too.
00:53:47I didn't know Ari had a boyfriend.
00:53:52And a very handsome one, too.
00:53:55He's not my boyfriend.
00:53:57It's a pleasure to meet you, Ms. Sherwood.
00:54:01Aren't you mad?
00:54:04About me lying?
00:54:06About everything?
00:54:07Ms. Sherwood, would you mind excusing us for a minute?
00:54:13Of course.
00:54:14I didn't know what to think at first.
00:54:31But, after the initial shock wore off, and after the secondary shock wore off,
00:54:41it dawned on me.
00:54:42I would do anything to save her.
00:54:43I would do anything to save her.
00:54:59So, no, I'm not mad about the light.
00:55:01Because we can still save yours.
00:55:12I love you, Julian.
00:55:15Did I just say that out loud?
00:55:19Sorry, what?
00:55:21Nothing.
00:55:21We're going to have to make some changes.
00:55:28Coach.
00:55:29I'll call you back.
00:55:31What is it, Julian?
00:55:33You have to let Ari back on the team.
00:55:37It's not up to me, son.
00:55:40She's the best fencer we have.
00:55:43I know.
00:55:43We can't just ignore this.
00:55:50Ari Sherwood competing under false pretenses.
00:55:52This is grounds for expulsion.
00:55:56Coach.
00:55:57Julian.
00:55:58This is a closed meeting.
00:56:00And you need to reopen it.
00:56:01Because you're talking about one of my fencers.
00:56:08Julian.
00:56:09Go ahead.
00:56:11With all due respect.
00:56:13The blade doesn't care who's wielding it.
00:56:16If Ari can fence with the boys and win,
00:56:19she needs to be on that strip.
00:56:21We'll take that into consideration.
00:56:22Furthermore,
00:56:24there's nothing in the student-athlete compliance handbook
00:56:27that says that Ari needs to be a male to compete.
00:56:32You actually read the handbook?
00:56:35Cover to cover.
00:56:36Sir.
00:56:37Well,
00:56:38technically,
00:56:40that's true.
00:56:42But I just...
00:56:43But,
00:56:43nothing.
00:56:46You better win, son.
00:56:48I want a new trophy for the cupboard.
00:56:51We will.
00:56:53And thank you,
00:56:54sir.
00:56:56I can't believe someone actually read the handbook.
00:57:00Back to the gym, Blake.
00:57:01We got nationals tomorrow.
00:57:06Nationals tomorrow.
00:57:07Bus leaves at 8 a.m.
00:57:09You're clear to come.
00:57:10You're clear to come.
00:57:22No hiding anymore.
00:57:23No hiding anymore.
00:57:23Just ignore them.
00:57:38You're here because you're in it.
00:57:40Big Brown.
00:57:41I've never seen you at a match before.
00:57:54Wow.
00:57:54When we're not on campus,
00:57:55you can call me a gym.
00:57:58School spirit, Coach.
00:57:59I guess we're all bending the rules today, aren't we?
00:58:04And representing Kingsfield is Julian Lake and Ari Sherwood!
00:58:11What's a girl doing here?
00:58:13Yeah, I thought it was boys only.
00:58:16Kingsfield's gonna be easy to take down this year.
00:58:19This year's champion will receive $100,000 and have full scholarships from Stanford University!
00:58:30I'm going to win!
00:58:43En garde!
00:58:45Great!
00:58:46Allez!
00:58:55Point!
00:58:56Blade!
00:59:10En garde!
00:59:11Great!
00:59:13Allez!
00:59:15Point!
00:59:16Sherwood!
00:59:17Kingsfield!
00:59:18First place!
00:59:19Sherwood Blake!
00:59:20Tied!
00:59:21I guess it's just us now.
00:59:22Don't get too comfortable, Julian.
00:59:23I plan on taking the championship.
00:59:28Good.
00:59:29That means I'll actually have to try.
00:59:33I appreciate everything you've done for me.
00:59:34I appreciate everything you've done for me.
00:59:39After tomorrow.
00:59:40After tomorrow.
00:59:42Yeah.
00:59:43After tomorrow.
00:59:44After tomorrow.
00:59:46Yeah.
00:59:47After tomorrow.
00:59:48It's gonna be hard sleeping next to you tonight though.
00:59:49Better stay in your own bed.
00:59:50I'm gonna be hard sleeping next to you tonight though.
00:59:51Better stay in your own bed.
00:59:52Don't sabotage me like this, Sherwood.
00:59:53Don't sabotage me like this, Sherwood.
00:59:54How could I possibly resist thee, Julian Blake?
00:59:55How could I possibly resist thee, Julian Blake?
00:59:56I can't get too much more than I can.
00:59:57I can't get too much more than I can, but I can't do anything.
00:59:58I can't get too much more than I can.
00:59:59I can't do anything.
01:00:00I can't do anything you've done for me.
01:00:03After tomorrow.
01:00:10Yeah, after tomorrow.
01:00:13It's gonna be hard sleeping next to you tonight though.
01:00:16Better stay in your own bed.
01:00:17Don't sabotage me like this, Sherwood.
01:00:20How could I possibly resist thee, Julian Blake?
01:00:24Good luck tomorrow.
01:00:29You too, Julian.
01:00:52Why does it have to be so hot?
01:00:54What?
01:00:58Never seen your roommate naked?
01:01:01Uh-huh.
01:01:03All right.
01:01:07I have never been more proud of someone.
01:01:21Tomorrow.
01:01:22Tomorrow.
01:01:25Ladies and gentlemen, for the national championship, representing Kingsfield Academy, Ari Sherwood and Julian Blake.
01:01:39In the 103-year history of this tournament, a girl has never competed in the boys' championship, let alone stood one victory away from winning it all.
01:01:56Bring it on, Shrimp.
01:01:59Don't let me beat you.
01:02:00I've been waiting for this moment to kick your ass.
01:02:02The championship will be decided in three bouts.
01:02:18The first to score two points wins the title.
01:02:22En garde.
01:02:23Protect.
01:02:23Tennis.
01:02:24Talies.
01:02:29First bout, Sherwood.
01:02:31First bout, Sherwood.
01:02:45Come on.
01:02:45En garde.
01:02:46Wait.
01:02:46Alright, Alec!
01:02:56Second bout, please!
01:03:02Damn, he's passed!
01:03:06Our final bout to decide the championship,
01:03:10$100,000 and the full scholarship to Stanford University!
01:03:16On guard,
01:03:18Pret,
01:03:19Alec!
01:03:46It's a tie!
01:03:48In 103 years of this tournament, we have never seen anything like this.
01:03:52But a tie is a tie!
01:03:54Which means...
01:03:55Our co-champions,
01:03:57Sherwood,
01:03:58and Julian Blake!
01:03:59This is why we don't have girls in this tournament, gentlemen.
01:04:01Will you please shut up?
01:04:03Out with tradition, fellas!
01:04:05Sherwood,
01:04:06Sherwood,
01:04:07White!
01:04:08Sherwood,
01:04:09White!
01:04:10Sherwood,
01:04:11White!
01:04:12Sherwood,
01:04:13Sherwood,
01:04:14White!
01:04:15Sherwood,
01:04:16Sherez,
01:04:17White!
01:04:18So,
01:04:19what happens now?
01:04:20It's a tradition, fellas.
01:04:22Sherwood fight! Sherwood fight!
01:04:24Sherwood fight!
01:04:26Sherwood fight!
01:04:28Sherwood fight!
01:04:30So, what happens now?
01:04:32So, what happens now?
01:04:36In the case of
01:04:38co-champions, the prizes
01:04:40are shared, which means
01:04:42Ari, Sherwood, and
01:04:44Julian Blake will receive
01:04:46full scholarships to Stanford University.
01:04:48And they will split the
01:04:50$100,000 prize.
01:04:52What? No!
01:04:54No!
01:04:56This is bullshit!
01:04:58That's supposed to be me, Julian!
01:05:04Stanford. Me.
01:05:06Not split.
01:05:08What do you mean?
01:05:10Every cent of that money is going
01:05:12to your mother's tree. Julian, you can.
01:05:14I can. And I will.
01:05:18I always thought being invisible
01:05:20would keep me safe.
01:05:22But if you step out,
01:05:24be yourself,
01:05:26and do what you love,
01:05:28you might just get what you want.
01:05:30You might just get what you want.
01:05:34So, I'll see you at Stanford then?
01:05:36Guess so.
01:05:38I love you.
01:05:40I love you,
01:05:43Ari Sherwood.
01:05:44I love you,
01:05:46ieri Sherwood.
01:05:48I love you, Julian Blake.
01:05:50Not that you.
01:05:52I love you, Ari Sherwood.
01:06:01I love you, Julian Blake.
01:06:10You know, we don't have to be out of the dorms till tomorrow.
01:06:15Hmm.
01:06:16Hmm.
01:06:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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