The Great - Season 2 Episode 01- Heads It's Me
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00:00I've never done a coup before.
00:01It's a dangerous game.
00:02I am as good as dead here, so I have nothing to lose.
00:06Order!
00:07Help me with the coup.
00:09Say that word.
00:10You and I will plan for my reign.
00:12We have to go forward. We need men who will fight.
00:14Would you care for my crew?
00:16I've lost my fingers.
00:17I'll just pop it in your mouth.
00:20Your bride is unhappy.
00:22You must clear the clouds.
00:24We should find you a lover.
00:27It's marvellous.
00:30Well, she is just a woman.
00:32Weak of mind and firm of breast.
00:34I don't want to kill you.
00:36You're not a bad person.
00:37I could kill you.
00:38You are a bad person.
00:40Someone's tried to poison him.
00:41You poisoned him.
00:43What happens to us when he's dead?
00:46You'll never stay.
00:47The family must protect itself.
00:49You know what I want for my birthday?
00:50Russia.
00:51It will be hard, but we will prevail.
00:55I told Peter it was you.
00:57He loves you, and you have his baby.
00:59You told him that I'm pregnant.
01:00You think a child will stop me?
01:02Your child, a son, the preservation of your line.
01:06I can change the world.
01:08I know you can.
01:09We can win this.
01:10Neo will be dead.
01:11I await your signal.
01:13What have you done with him?
01:15Me.
01:16Let him go.
01:17You do not love him.
01:18You love me.
01:19You're a bad man.
01:20She is a firecracker.
01:21I have never loved her more.
01:23I am terrifying.
01:26Nothing.
01:50Maybe Leo is...
01:53Soldiers all say he is not.
01:56Tell him to stop searching.
02:02He's dead.
02:03Of course he's fucking dead.
02:06So you have him trapped?
02:18Yes.
02:19Finally, breakthrough.
02:20Them and his forces have retreated to the east wing.
02:23I didn't think it would take this long.
02:25Four months, Velomintov, in much depth.
02:28I'm somewhere between bored and enraged.
02:30Battle has its own rhythm.
02:32You must play it as it lays, not how you wish it.
02:35I wish it to be the final stanza.
02:37Do you understand?
02:38Well, not to apportion blame, but if we're cutting the cake,
02:40your desire to be the one that kills him has skewed a few plans.
02:44Then I will let that go, and you will get this done.
02:51Come here.
02:55What are you doing?
03:00Playing?
03:01This is a human being.
03:04Uh, was.
03:06Grigory Vasilev, in fact.
03:09He had a life as precious as yours.
03:12As all Russians.
03:14Do not demean our nation and yourselves by losing sight of the preciousness of life.
03:19Yours and his.
03:21Ask yourself, what can I make of my life?
03:24What intrinsic good can I do that elevates my humanity?
03:30I don't know what a lot of that means.
03:32Dumbly little shits is what it means.
03:34Fuck off you go.
03:36Can we have our head back?
03:37No.
03:37You can't have the head back.
03:40Bitch.
03:43Empress bitch.
03:47You have a way with kids.
03:50Let's hope so.
03:51We have them trapped on the third floor.
04:07Why are we not attacking?
04:08I'm developing a plan.
04:09Again.
04:10Why do we not just launch an assault?
04:12I'm trying to avoid unnecessary bloodshed.
04:15But are you also trying to avoid necessary bloodshed?
04:17Since I'm the only person here with 40 years military experience,
04:20I expect that's a distinction only I can make.
04:23If you just stabbed him, when-
04:25You really want to go down the path to the past, Dolo.
04:27It is both unconstructive and very annoying.
04:30We are one step closer to victory.
04:31Feel free to congratulate me.
04:33You need to concentrate on the next step.
04:35I will not launch a pointless assault.
04:37They're trapped, but they're also heavily fortified on both flanks.
04:40The central path is a death trap.
04:42You can't get in.
04:43In layman's terms.
04:44Lay woman's.
04:45Indeed.
04:46But yes, he is trapped.
04:48He must be worried.
04:51Must know ultimately.
04:53I've got him.
05:05Emperor.
05:07Emperor.
05:08Emperor.
05:09If I could just talk about a plan for the next few days.
05:12Of course you may, Svenska.
05:13As long as you don't expect me to listen.
05:15Sir.
05:16Grigor.
05:17Listen to Svenska and nod occasionally as if you give a fuck on my behalf.
05:20It's just our new situation needs to be assessed and-
05:23Just enjoy the party, Svenska.
05:27You've become quite the warrior.
05:28It is dull and makes me want to punch you when I see you about to speak.
05:31It's just that-
05:32He warned you.
05:34Just tell me.
05:35Svenska has a point.
05:37She has us trapped.
05:39I think we're in trouble.
05:40Okay, dear.
05:41I mean, we have her.
05:44Huzzah.
05:45Of course we do.
05:46Huzzah.
05:47Yes, of course we do.
05:48Huzzah.
05:49But-
05:50She has done well, though.
05:51Extraordinary.
05:52I've never loved her more.
05:53I can actually tell when a move is hers and not that balloon-shaped, traitorous fuck
05:57Velomentov.
05:58Her moves have wit and elegance.
06:00He is like a blind, syphilitic wild boar with a map and gun dangling off his ball bag.
06:05And my concern is losing.
06:09Gregor, Arkady, check him for balls.
06:13Don't fucking touch me.
06:14Oh, fancy.
06:19Bravo.
06:20Jean-Pierre?
06:21Uh, oui.
06:22The mousse.
06:23Thyme.
06:24Brandy.
06:25Juniper.
06:26And?
06:27Fennelseed.
06:28That's it.
06:29Our next move.
06:30We are trapped.
06:31We are not trapped.
06:32We can go out here and go through the basement.
06:39Assemble in the forest and retake from up here and below.
06:43But tomorrow.
06:44After the party.
06:45I am sure he has men stacked in the forest.
06:47Well, let's find out.
06:49Lookalikes.
06:50Where are you?
06:51Oh.
06:52Fuck me.
06:53Lookalikes?
06:54You're not nearly good looking enough.
06:56Maybe you.
06:57Okay.
06:58You.
06:59Go.
07:00Forrest, you make it to the edge.
07:01Turn and wave this.
07:03Oh.
07:04Svenska.
07:05Relax, will you?
07:06Madam Svenska.
07:07Fuck Svenska, will you?
07:09Relax him.
07:10I actually can't get it up at the moment.
07:12The worry.
07:13Why worry?
07:14It's war.
07:15You're a soldier.
07:16You should be loving this.
07:17He worries about losing.
07:18He should not.
07:19For as we all know, the emperor will prevail.
07:22Well, I will fuck you in his stead.
07:24For all my subjects must be happy and filled with joy and optimism.
07:26And if they were not, I will fill them personally.
07:29Huzzah.
07:30No.
07:31No.
07:32I can try again.
07:33I feel strong.
07:34You have filled me with lead, emperor.
07:38She will not beat me because, well, I'm me.
07:43I was born to be emperor, chosen by God.
07:45And is God ever wrong?
07:46Archie.
07:48Is God ever wrong?
07:49Never, emperor.
07:50He is the sun blinding us with truth.
07:55Don't know what that means, but seems to agree with me.
07:57Well, can we hand out some medals?
07:59Lift morale.
08:00Indeed.
08:01Fun.
08:11You don't look like you're having fun.
08:14Hmm.
08:15Verspicacious, as always.
08:17I'm in the wrong place.
08:19I admit, doesn't look good.
08:23A ruble for your thoughts.
08:25Nothing.
08:26Not could I get close enough to cut his throat and end this.
08:30Wow.
08:31You couldn't.
08:32His guards are on the watch.
08:33Look.
08:34Just sit tight.
08:35Stick with me.
08:36Patience.
08:37Not my strong point.
08:38God will blow the right wind soon.
08:41What's the right wind?
08:43Only God knows that.
08:45We wait on his perfect whim.
08:48Have an oyster.
08:50Your serene face is really fucking annoying.
08:53Really?
08:54I always imagined it charismatic and charming.
08:57I find it ridiculous and absurd and fucking idiotic.
09:00And I'm sorry I ever listened to a word out of your fucking mouth.
09:04You hear me a ruble.
09:06And for services unparalleled to our great emperor, me, Chef Jean-Pierre.
09:16He arrived in the middle of a battle and turned out a six-course degustation that left me speechless,
09:21legless and having wet dreams of pheasants stuffed with plums for four days.
09:25Ah!
09:26Dr. Vinadel.
09:27Emperor.
09:28How is she?
09:29Her blood is red.
09:30Her bile is yellow.
09:31Her shit was not to my liking last time I saw her, but her urine was straw-looking and fruity to the taste.
09:38So, on balance, you know, she's fine.
09:40Indeed.
09:41And give her my best.
09:42I miss Paul.
09:43May I continue sewing on this man?
09:46Look.
09:47It's an actual physical pain.
09:49Lookalikes out.
09:50Huh?
09:51Huh?
09:52Huh.
09:53Huh.
10:03Okay.
10:05Guess they're in the forest.
10:06Shit.
10:23No, hold up, get ready for it.
10:27We can't get in.
10:28No.
10:32Then we get them to come out.
10:35You.
10:37Molotov man.
10:38Give me your bottle.
10:43Vard could catch his flame.
10:46No, yeah, yeah, no, you need to...
10:48People instinctively run from fire, so we burn them out.
10:53And if we burn down the palace in the process...
10:55We'll build a new one, Orlo.
10:57New palace, new Russia.
10:59All right.
11:01We go in an hour.
11:03You go. Be safe.
11:04Okay.
11:06Do you still need to kill him yourself?
11:08No. Let's just win.
11:12Veldomintov.
11:13Have they found...
11:15No.
11:18We've searched the forest many times.
11:19Do you think he could be alive?
11:23It's been a while.
11:24Yeah, our body...
11:26We'd be in a...
11:28We're looking.
11:29Don't you dare.
11:48You don't get that.
11:49Merit.
11:57Silvana.
12:00Tea.
12:06What a day.
12:10What one?
12:13We can just talk.
12:14But...
12:18You don't.
12:21I...
12:21It's okay.
12:23I'm just used to...
12:25Mariel.
12:26Yes.
12:28I'm sorry I'm not her.
12:31You may go.
12:32I'm sorry I'm not her.
12:32You may go.
12:44Dr. Vinadel.
13:04I feel fine, Vinadel.
13:06Must we?
13:06I apologise in advance.
13:08Please understand I was under duress.
13:10What?
13:10God.
13:13You look great.
13:16Don't call for soldiers or I'll blow Vinadel's head across the room.
13:18I agree with the Emperor.
13:19Please don't call out.
13:21Might get a drink, actually.
13:23What are you doing here?
13:24You look amazing.
13:25Look how big you are.
13:27How's Paul?
13:29Hi, Paul.
13:30Daddy's here.
13:31Daddy's here.
13:40I just wish he'd go kill her.
13:46She has his baby.
13:48Anyone can have a fucking baby.
13:50I've got six.
13:51He loves her.
13:52Which is really not helping.
13:53This is it.
14:14Follow me, men.
14:14Don't do it.
14:19Jesus Christ.
14:22We have to go get him.
14:30Just quickly, Grigor.
14:31George.
14:32Just joking.
14:32They're prepared to die for him, right?
14:34We've never really had that chat.
14:35We're not fucking dying.
14:36Come on.
14:36The thing is, I never really thought about him losing.
14:38Because he just doesn't.
14:39She's winning, Grigor.
14:42Well, if he loses, we're fucked.
14:44Exactly.
14:44We could run right now.
14:46Get out of here and go to the country house.
14:48You hate the country house.
14:49You would say it's too small.
14:50It's roomier than a coffin.
14:52I guess she'd come for us wherever we are.
14:54She might not.
14:54She's quite nice.
14:56I would if I was her.
14:57And if we run and then he wins?
15:00That would be bad.
15:00I don't know that I could live without him anyway.
15:03I can't imagine just the two of us.
15:05Cheering to here.
15:07Let's go get him.
15:10So, how have you been?
15:11How have I been?
15:12Yes.
15:13At war with you, that's how I've been.
15:15Hasn't it been great?
15:16I've loved it.
15:18You need to give in.
15:19We need to stop this bloodshed.
15:21See, that's the difference between us.
15:22I don't mind the bloodshed.
15:23I mean, you honestly can't think you can run Russia without bloodshed.
15:26I can.
15:28I will.
15:29You're so sweet sometimes, I could just kiss you on the nose.
15:34Ah!
15:35Oh, sorry.
15:36Did that hurt?
15:37Yes.
15:38Let's face it, your heart wasn't in it anyway.
15:40We don't want to kill each other.
15:41Fervently disagree.
15:43You need to stop, or...
15:45You'll lose.
15:46That's not a great argument, to be honest.
15:48No.
15:49Or...
15:49I will have to get serious and start trying, and then you or Paul will get hurt.
15:54I'm winning.
15:55I love that you think that.
15:56I knew you would.
15:57That's why I thought I should come down and tell you, I think we've had enough fun.
16:02This isn't fun.
16:04People are dying.
16:05Russia is paralyzed.
16:06Then stop, and that will stop.
16:08So many great reasons for you to give up.
16:10For instance, we can fuck.
16:12Not a strong argument.
16:14I bet you've missed my tongue.
16:15I did dream about cutting it out, so perhaps...
16:18I just don't want an accident.
16:20Some loyalist in the hallway grabs you, smacks your delightfully shaped skull against a wall
16:24until it shatters and caves in, killing you and Paul.
16:28Can you imagine how upset I'd be?
16:30I'd fuck your dead body for days.
16:32I want you to know that.
16:33Jesus.
16:34Exactly.
16:35My love is strong.
16:37We should stop for Paul's sake.
16:39You're right.
16:41So you give up.
16:42Let me kill you, and I'll tell Paul what a marvelous person you were.
16:46I've missed your pity self.
16:47Oh.
16:48Did Paul just kick you?
16:51Yes.
16:52He knows I'm here.
16:56Paul?
16:58I miss you too.
17:03Are you crying?
17:04No.
17:05Yes.
17:06Shit.
17:08Shit.
17:09Shit.
17:11Look.
17:11I made this for him.
17:17Cute.
17:18Thanks.
17:20Men!
17:20Don't be stubborn.
17:31I mean, I love it, but it's fucking wearing at times.
17:33Like right now.
17:35Cherries.
17:37How are you getting cherries?
17:39We're not getting cherries in the East Wing.
17:41People like me better.
17:43I'm fun.
17:43You're not, so I doubt that's true.
17:45You've convinced a few people things can be better, which they can't, so you have lied
17:49to them.
17:49And if you won, things would go badly once they realized the lie.
17:54Oh, shit.
17:57Did you launch an attack?
18:00Yes.
18:01And I'm not there.
18:02It's bad timing for you.
18:03Good timing for me.
18:05It's like there's something in my head where I always know what to do, even though I never
18:08really think about it.
18:09I guess that's why God chose me.
18:11You're going to die, Peter.
18:13You can save hundreds of lives by just accepting that.
18:17Do it for Russia.
18:19I'm not sure appealing to my selfless side has a lot of traction.
18:22I think it does.
18:24I really believe that.
18:26I know your heart.
18:27You are ever an optimist.
18:28Another thing I love about you.
18:33We have a problem.
18:34Oh, you do.
18:35Do tell.
18:36Empress, you look big.
18:38Thanks.
18:39You need to come.
18:41Let me just say goodbye.
18:46My patience is wearing thin.
18:50Love you.
18:51Bye, Paul.
18:51I have the worst headache.
18:58Silent weapons.
19:00That's what we need to invent.
19:01What would be the fun of that?
19:02Look alike.
19:17Such a shit job.
19:19They don't even go pay much.
19:21I need to sit down for a minute.
19:23I'll keep searching.
19:24What will we find Archie?
19:25Shoot him in both legs and get me.
19:27Make sure there's a hammer and some small knives, honey, and I'll finish it.
19:30Jesus, it's a war, Waller.
19:33Why are you taking it personally?
19:45Run back, Joe.
19:46Your time is up.
19:47Give up.
19:50I just need to kill you first.
19:51You should be with us.
19:53I want to be the boss.
19:54I'll kill you and cross the floor and get hired.
19:57Fight for her.
19:58The first to kill you.
19:59Shit.
20:12Your time really is up.
20:14Well, don't worry.
20:15I'll blow your fucking heart out and it won't hurt anymore.
20:17Don't call me, Fatso.
20:36No sign of Peter.
20:37No sign of Peter.
20:37It's a disaster up there.
20:57An understatement.
20:58Where's Fensker?
20:59I don't know.
20:59We need to get out of here.
21:00It does seem felicitous.
21:02No, no, no.
21:03I don't run.
21:04Peter the Great's son does not run from his own fucking palace.
21:07If she can't find you, she can't kill you.
21:09If she can't kill you, she can't win.
21:11Right.
21:12She can't be head of Russia while I'm alive.
21:14So I'm not running.
21:15I'm winning.
21:16Exactly.
21:18I have a carriage and horses waiting.
21:19Well, let's go.
21:20I don't know where, but I shall have another great idea and we will prevail.
21:43What do you mean, nowhere?
21:45They searched the palace.
21:46He's gone.
21:47Carriages and horses were seen leaving.
21:49Probably there.
21:50What, did anyone follow?
21:51He knows the palace better than anyone.
21:52He found a gap in our perimeter.
21:54Why do we think he went?
21:55There are six royal estates.
21:57We suspect one of those.
21:58Can't I just say he's dead and crown myself?
22:01No.
22:01He is out in the regions, able to go to regional courts and gather support.
22:04That is what he'll be on his way to do.
22:08No, look alike.
22:11Falevipugachev.
22:11Recently resigned, so no need to shoot me as I live.
22:15Empress.
22:15All the best of luck.
22:16He's a fucking madman, that one.
22:19You're very beautiful, by the way.
22:31I'm pretty sure I gave orders to have you shot if you approached my quarters.
22:34You underestimate how well-liked I am.
22:37Is it going to take an apology or something?
22:41There is no apology big enough for betraying me.
22:44I'm sorry that you've interpreted me saving your life as a betrayal.
22:48It is a punitive, narrow view of things and does not speak well of your character.
22:53He?
22:53You betrayed me.
22:55Saved.
22:55Betrayed?
22:56Are you alive?
22:58Clearly.
22:59Then I rest my case.
23:03It has taken me four months instead of days.
23:06Well, you couldn't kill him.
23:08That is what derailed us.
23:09Not to cast blame.
23:11I didn't kill him, which is different from couldn't.
23:14You do know how to make tea.
23:22Look at you.
23:25That thing.
23:27I call it the baby.
23:29Is it strange?
23:31Very.
23:32So tell me.
23:33It is real, but also not real.
23:38And I piss myself a lot and like to eat dirt.
23:44I think if God really loved women, we'd lay eggs.
23:50Missed you.
23:52More tea?
23:54Look me in the eye a moment.
23:55What do you see?
24:05You know what I see?
24:08It is what you see in mine.
24:13More tea.
24:23Fuck me.
24:24These blueberries are good.
24:26Like a bluebird coming in your mouth.
24:28Give me some more, Grigor.
24:29That's it.
24:31What do you mean, that's it?
24:32We just grabbed clothes and bags of stuff.
24:34I didn't really think about food.
24:37Which was an oversight.
24:38I think I see that now.
24:39You mean you really didn't think about me?
24:41Your emperor and best friend?
24:43We were all running for our lives.
24:45Fuck.
24:46Tell me you at least brought Jean-Pierre.
24:49We'll pick things up in the villages.
24:52We can...
24:52We can what?
24:53Pick up a salmon on crout with a saffron aioli in the next village.
24:57We'll work something out.
24:59This is very disappointing.
25:01I'm sorry.
25:02I don't strategize well when I'm hungry.
25:04The empire may now be at risk.
25:09Wouldn't have eaten them so fast, would I?
25:11I've watched you.
25:17You began to more and more resemble a ripe apple.
25:20I was about to bite your cheek out.
25:23You have missed much.
25:26It was torment being away.
25:27But I became ill and I could not travel.
25:30Peter's gone.
25:31I heard that.
25:34You shall prevail.
25:35I know it.
25:37Let me see him.
25:41Oh.
25:43So beautiful.
25:45Oh, I remember when I was...
25:47Sorry.
25:49No, no.
25:50Don't be sorry.
25:51I loved every minute of it.
25:58I brought you a frog.
26:00To eat?
26:01The average woman has three to seven miscarriages.
26:05Must keep this carriage on the road.
26:07Lay back.
26:07The village duelers use them.
26:12And the rate of miscarriage is markedly lower in the villagers than the court.
26:19Dr. Bernadette.
26:20Empress, I...
26:22Oh.
26:24You're doing the frog.
26:25Yes, I'm doing the frog.
26:27It is discredited hocus-pocus.
26:30Instead, I will insert this sage bundle into the royal cunt.
26:34And that will do what the frog purports to.
26:36That is not going inside me.
26:37Oh, gosh, I'm glad I'm here.
26:39Get away from her.
26:41Ah, breakfast.
26:43Some raw sliced turbot.
26:45And some farmhouse cheeses slathered on bread.
26:48With a shot of vodka every morning.
26:50It is too rich for the baby's blood.
26:52He will be born with a stutter.
26:54Seems better than the seven bowls of chicken broth you make me eat each day, Vinadel.
26:58I will take care of you now.
27:00I must listen for a heartbeat.
27:01If there was not a heartbeat, the frog would hop off.
27:04Oh, dear God.
27:05You may go, Vinadel.
27:16Do you know where Peter might go?
27:19Did you check the cupboards?
27:21The cupboards?
27:21After seeing his mother, he would often disappear for days and would generally be found in a cupboard.
27:26With a ham and a teddy.
27:28I guess we could check.
27:29And, Leo?
27:35I, um...
27:36You have steel in your heart.
27:41My broken heart.
27:43You will realise you haven't even known, love, until this baby comes out.
27:48Men forever after will be merely useful trinkets.
27:51Russia and a child to love will fill your heart, overflowing.
27:55Leave the frog on for 20 minutes.
27:59Strange place to hide.
28:23He's gone.
28:25They have no reason to search his room for him.
28:28They'll kill you if they find you.
28:30Orlo has blood in his nostrils.
28:32In the moment, some decisions seem so right, and yet they come back to haunt you.
28:37Thanks.
28:39Do you know where he is?
28:40I do not.
28:41Are you lying to me?
28:43I've never, and will never.
28:44The same cannot be said for you, to me, how different things could have been if you told me of her plan.
28:52You really want to have that conversation now?
28:54No.
28:56I just need to hide.
28:58How is she?
28:59We have forgiven each other.
29:01I think the weight of our yearning for each other slightly outweighs the grudge we carry.
29:05That's good.
29:06The wind blows her way.
29:07Well played.
29:09It is not a play.
29:12Save me if you can.
29:13You know I will.
29:20Where will you go?
29:22The forest.
29:24To commune with God.
29:27Tell him he needs to get his act together.
29:29Blow that cunt Peter into his grave.
30:03Fucker!
30:23Oh, Jean-Pierre!
30:25Fucker!
30:33Wake Venementov!
30:52How do these people live?
30:54I had no idea how they suffered.
30:56When this is over, we need to give them better bread recipes.
31:03Ha!
31:11Aha!
31:12Food at last!
31:14Food at last!
31:15Jean-Pierre!
31:16Jean-Pierre!
31:17You better have some snails in garlic butter in ten fucking minutes!
31:25Shit, that's not good.
31:27I said don't go back for food!
31:29Don't be a blamer, George, or I will never fuck you with my tongue
31:31so that you literally melt in my mouth again.
31:33Jesus Christ!
31:34Sorry, Gregor.
31:35I'm saying blame is not an attractive characteristic.
31:38Neither is dead.
31:44Go get him!
31:45Shit!
31:46Cossacks!
31:50Come on!
31:52Don't shoot her!
31:53Just everyone else!
31:56Russia!
32:01I'll get more boats brought from nearby villages.
32:02Won't the same just happen again?
32:03Indeed.
32:04He's got Cossacks, those fuckers don't stop.
32:05We'll go from a different spot.
32:06Good night.
32:07Catherine, it's freezing.
32:08I had them put up a tent for you.
32:09We need to kill him today.
32:10We shall.
32:11She's not killing him.
32:12She promised me.
32:13And it would be a terrible idea anyway.
32:14Politically, it would delegitimize her in the eyes of many regents.
32:16I'll get more boats brought from nearby villages.
32:17I'll get more boats brought from nearby villages.
32:18Won't the same just happen again?
32:19Indeed.
32:20He's got Cossacks, those fuckers don't stop.
32:21We'll go from a different spot.
32:22Good night.
32:23Catherine, it's freezing.
32:24I had them put up a tent for you.
32:25We need to kill him today.
32:26We shall.
32:27She's not killing him.
32:28She promised me.
32:29And it would be a terrible idea anyway.
32:30Politically, it would delegitimize her in the eyes of many regents.
32:33They regard him as chosen by God and her as a grabby little German chosen by mail order.
32:50He needs him to abdicate.
32:52That's not the plan.
32:55Catherine.
32:57I need to rest.
33:15Last one, a moment.
33:17Oh, good God, is that dirt?
33:19Indeed. Cravings.
33:21Don't get pregnant, Orlo. It's like a coup on your body.
33:25Speaking of which, we need to kill this cunt.
33:27I noticed some reservations with Elizabeth.
33:29We need to kill him, Archie Grigor, and Georgina.
33:32A veritable killing spree.
33:34What happened to my incremental progress, small steps, rational, tiny dreams, bureaucrat?
33:40You know you have to.
33:42And you should want to. He fucking killed Leah.
33:45No. I did that.
33:47Okay, okay, let's not get distracted by that.
33:50Your original idea was catch him, make him abdicate, kill him later.
33:54Because then, I still had a fear.
33:57In my cowardly heart.
33:59Now my heart is fucking hard as a rock.
34:00And that's how it must be if we are to win and if we are to change this country.
34:05I disagree.
34:06There is the poetry of what we want.
34:07And there is the blood and grind of how we get it.
34:10I have your opinion in counsel, I thank you.
34:13But I have dirt to eat and my own counsel to take.
34:18Head, not heart, Catherine.
34:20Reason, not rage, Orlo.
34:22There's a worm in that clump.
34:38You should be sleeping.
34:39I can't.
34:40Did you like her?
34:44I adored her.
34:46But the way she was cruel to him broke something in him.
34:50A child should float in a bubble of love so that nothing could touch them.
34:55At least while they're young.
34:57Is that what you did with Igor?
34:58Oh, I did.
35:02I at least know I did that.
35:05How did he die?
35:06Drowned in the lake.
35:07I'm sorry.
35:09I remember at his funeral, she walked past me and she said,
35:13It's the first time I've envied you.
35:16Jesus.
35:16I may have to kill him.
35:26Know that.
35:31I want him to live.
35:34Because I love him.
35:37And if you can not take a life and still get what you want, then why take the life?
35:43Many men are dumb enough to do that.
35:45But it's why they're endlessly creating their own destruction.
35:49Like little pandas trapped in a barrel.
35:51And they all have knives.
35:53And they cut each other up.
35:55Rather than using the knives to cut open the barrel and run free.
36:00It's a complicated set of metaphors.
36:02Is it?
36:04Which part?
36:04If I let him live, it is a danger to me.
36:08Is it not?
36:08You can control him.
36:11I'm not sure.
36:13My dear.
36:14You have taken his country in barely a year.
36:18And he still loves you.
36:23Indeed.
36:23Fuck!
36:38We need a plan.
36:39We need a decent meal.
36:41I can't think like this.
36:42We could take a boat and try to get to the other bank at night.
36:44They'll gun us down.
36:45She won't kill me.
36:46If we make it to the other bank, we're away.
36:49It's too dangerous.
36:50Maybe.
36:50Let's find out.
36:52Hmm.
37:00Fuck!
37:02Are you fucking kidding?
37:09That could have been me!
37:12Fuck.
37:13Lookalike.
37:15You all right?
37:20Yes.
37:20Can't sleep either.
37:42Can't believe she would have killed me.
37:44I mean, she loves me secretly.
37:46Possibly even secretly from herself.
37:48I'm so fucking hungry.
37:52Right.
37:54Find us something you could eat.
37:56Oh, sorry.
38:03Yes.
38:03Yes.
38:04I don't know.
38:05No, no, no.
38:06See you next year.
38:07Bye.
38:07Bye.
38:07Bye.
38:07Bye.
38:16Bye.
38:17Bye.
38:17Bye.
38:18Bye.
38:20Bye.
38:23Bye.
38:23Bye.
38:24Bye.
38:25Bye.
38:25Bye.
38:25Bye.
38:26Bye.
38:26Bye.
38:26Morale is still high.
38:43So it seems.
38:44I taught him well.
38:50Jean-Pierre.
38:53Yes, Empress.
38:56What the fuck is that?
39:15Oh, smell that.
39:17Delicious.
39:18Merci.
39:20I thought he would love apples and marjoram and cognac.
39:24Indeed he would, Jean-Pierre.
39:26Yeah.
39:30That smells amazing.
39:33Is that apples and cognac?
39:36With marjoram.
39:37The Cossacks caught a rat for us.
39:39Are you fucking kidding?
39:40A rat.
39:42Brilliant.
39:43I bet it's marvelous.
39:46I love rats more than pigs!
39:47Slow roast or fill it and flash fry.
39:59I'm going to throw up.
40:00Oh, come on.
40:01I'll make a little weed salsa verde.
40:03There's lots of rats.
40:04This will keep us going till the next part of the plan arrives in my head.
40:09Let's flash fry.
40:10I tell you, Grigor, it's moments like this that make a man.
40:19What do I put in these weeds?
40:20Berries.
40:21Some rum, if we've got it.
40:22Small thing.
40:28I said you wouldn't fuck George.
40:31I thought I said twice a year.
40:33Last night.
40:33You what?
40:34We had a gentleman's agreement.
40:36I will fuck who I want, when I want.
40:40Know that.
40:40Both of you.
40:41We shall respect your wishes, Grigor.
40:44Jesus.
40:45Okay.
40:46I think that's ready.
40:48Mmm.
40:49The smell is...
40:51strong, but strong is good.
40:59Mmm.
41:03Mmm.
41:06Mmm.
41:12Mmm.
41:17Oh.
41:21Oh.
41:25Fuck!
41:29Fuck!
41:29Fuck!
41:31Oh.
41:33Oh.
41:35Oh.
41:35Oh.
41:35Oh.
41:36fuck it i'm not starving to death not doing it get the boat they might shoot you as you cross
41:49i know that gregor that's why i'm not going george's i am
42:06it won the orals 10 million rubles or safe passage to norway in 50 million rubles ideally the orals for
42:13us but better than that strike the deal then we shoot him in the head once he's over here
42:25he will abdicate but he wants one thing yes 20 minutes a day with paul and you
42:31that's it he has some details he wants to cut up with you but that's it it's a trap
42:39i will see him he is safe tell him to come
42:53you bring me that food no well come on you won i can eat not until we have a deal
43:11i can go back and think of ways to win there's black pig ham dusted with fennel pollen on rye
43:16with pickled beets fuck me okay let's do a deal the deal is you live in the urals in a house under
43:24house arrest gregor and georgina may go with you the urals that is a terrible idea i understand you
43:30don't like it for you you want me in a region alone i'll charm and buy off the guards in no time
43:36gather the region's loyalists and relaunch against you i probably shouldn't have told you that but i
43:41care for you and that's my burden my love for you hangs heavy right you sure you want to run russia
43:48you're a little slow on the strategy front and yet you are abdicating to a i always forget the a
43:55okay my idea i live in the palace as i have done party hunt you run russia while i'm doing this by day
44:03and at night we have much fiery sex and when paul is born he takes russia we then have more fiery sex
44:09until one day our hearts give out as we pleasure each other senseless against a tree in the forest
44:14you know i actually had a dream where that happened i had a dream where i dropped you down a well
44:18that i thought was full of boiling water but turned out to be full of angry starving bears
44:23i like mine better and i'm not having sex with you seems rude and also short-sighted i look at you
44:28and go dry like sand fuck me you are uh the more you toy with me the harder my cock gets
44:38there are softer oak trees i could just kill you if i wanted you won't have to if you don't let me
44:43see paul i'll do it myself just 20 minutes a day please i just want to be with you and paul
44:50that's what you want yeah
44:54palace house arrest agreed breakfast with paul agreed sex not agreed tongue trick not agreed you'll regret that
45:04i get jean pierre my chef fine and hunting i'm not giving you a gun have me under arm sight at
45:11any time and they may blow my head off at their whim no so we'll leave that one to be negotiated know
45:17this your guards will have orders to kill you at their whim they'll let you alive boil your organs
45:23and force feed you them unseasoned if you step out of line once once not twice once
45:30unseasoned barbaric good for you shows promise maybe you can do this all right
45:38we have a deal orlo wait i'm still emperor just yeah i'll do this orlo lobcock treacherous
45:48fuckhead you have a document for me to sign i do we'll bring it here
45:52fuck me you may need better advisors
46:02last chance we get in the carriage forget the coup all the way home just sign it
46:15where's that ham
46:15darling i came as soon as i heard and begged for your life i'm sorry aunt i know you're devastated
46:24you're alive that's all i need not me quiggle taste this ham
46:34i guess that's it he signed his own name right
46:39yes
46:39it's mine
46:52gather everyone around men morning oh one thing i have leo's head
47:01what and some guards gave it to me way back when i had it mummified not sure whether you want it or
47:06forgot him by now probably you have his head not with me obviously um no we do
47:14what with us it was in one of the bags we grabbed when we left okay great get it huh
47:22it's a strange feeling it being over isn't it it's so normal to be standing together as one
47:28you don't you don't you don't you don't you don't you don't you don't really have got it great
47:33here we are
47:36okay see you at home love you
47:42that fucking ass
47:44empress catherine the great
47:56you're all right
48:08you're right
48:20why are you what happy we lost did we well you did abdicate so you could say lost for sure
48:31i'm happy because i have a man a brilliant one give me some of that marvelous hand
48:38and i'm happy because i'm happy because i have a man a brilliant one give me some of that
49:08don't you know you're queer
49:11gleaming wrapped in golden leaf
49:17don't you know me
49:23rank
49:26ragged
49:28skin
49:29skin
49:30so
49:32it's
49:34case
49:35case
49:36in the barracks
49:41foreign us to break and harness into the fall
49:50marrienne
49:53no family is safe
49:57we're not sashay
49:59we're not shell
50:00woo
50:02woo
50:04whoo
50:05hey
50:08hey
50:10whoo
50:12hey hey
50:14I bless our new leader.
50:44Catherine the Great.
50:47I gave her Russia.
50:49Her power is an illusion that I will shatter when the time is right.
50:52We will coup her.
50:52We were all happy once.
50:53We can be again.
50:54Arcadia and I have been strategizing.
50:57Rabbit.
50:58Can you actually focus on the unseating her plan?
51:02This is a dynasty.
51:04If she loves you, you will make more babies and protect the family line.
51:08You must make her love you.
51:10Should we have sex?
51:11I'd rather choke to death on this tiny chicken.
51:14Your mother is on her way here.
51:16Mother?
51:17Her son?
51:18Your daughter is the best thing to happen to Russia.
51:20Well, that makes us enemies.
51:22Because Russia is the worst thing to happen to her.
51:25Did you actually just bring the thoughts?
51:27I did.
51:27You didn't want to discuss it first?
51:30It was clear what to do, so I did it.
51:32The nobles will tear you to shreds.
51:35Gentlemen, get used to the future because it's coming.
51:39Lying German bitch.
51:41Oh.
51:42Oh, God, why are they throwing shields?
51:44They hate you and I took their guns.
51:47You will fall to your knees broken by your failure to change Russia.
51:50I will lift you from the ground and we will rip it each other's clothes like time itself
51:54is about to end and we cannot get to each other before it does.
51:58The joy of being a woman is knowing we can outplay a man.
52:05No one does anything till I make a move.
52:09It's dangerous.
52:09I was born to do dangerous things.
52:12Why is everybody crying?
52:13Everyone fucking dies now.
52:15Welcome to Russia.
52:18It's never dull here.
52:19Huzzah.
52:21Huzzah!
52:22Huzzah!
52:23How did you do it?
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