Mrs. Browns Boys - Season 5 Episode 00- Stormin' Mammy
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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Mrs. Brown's Boys!
00:15She's Mrs. Brown. That's Mrs. Brown. Oh, Mrs. Brown.
00:23Electric candles. Under the sink. Blankets.
00:31Oh, that's a tough one. I'm going to go with on the beds. Final answer.
00:36We should run a bath. We don't want to run out of water if the power goes.
00:40Jackie, we're preparing for a storm, not Armageddon's.
00:43Storm of the century, Mammy. What part of this are you not grasping?
00:48Batteries for the torches? Oh, in the cupboard.
00:55Jackie, if those batteries run low, can we use this?
01:00Mammy! Mammy!
01:05Give it to me. Oh, you want that all right.
01:09I will check for extra blankets.
01:14That's what you say you're going to do.
01:17Well, welcome to the madness.
01:22The weather here has been terrible, and there's worse to come.
01:27There's a big storm on the way.
01:30But the real disaster is not the storm, it's this, my kettle.
01:34It's knackered.
01:36I don't know what it is about this house, but every time the weather changes,
01:39this house goes to shite.
01:41Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Mrs. Brown's...
01:44See what I mean?
01:46Hello, Mammy. Hello, Mark, love.
01:50Everything okay?
01:51Eh, well, apart from Hurricane Catty.
01:53Is she running around?
01:55Oh, like a greyhound with an onion up his arse.
01:58She's just nervous, ma. You know, the surgery.
02:01Yeah.
02:02Let's see if I can calm her down.
02:03All right, love.
02:04Thanks, love.
02:05It's nothing serious.
02:07It's just a thing on her vocal cords.
02:09She won't even be kept in.
02:11It's Captain Boards, eh?
02:20Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
02:26We'll be landing in Dublin in about ten minutes.
02:31The weather is pretty cold.
02:33So if you do take it out, wrap it up.
02:35That's very good, eh?
02:36What's that?
02:37Oh, that's Busters.
02:38I'm Philomena Flyme.
02:39Why couldn't you be the arrow, sis?
02:40With my legs.
02:41Get real, Buster.
02:42Fair enough.
02:43What's all this, sir?
02:44What's the guy doing?
02:45Oh, that's Buster's.
02:46I'm Philomena Flyme.
02:48Oh, that's Buster's.
02:49I'm Philomena Flyme.
02:50Oh, that's Buster's.
02:51I'm Philomena Flyme.
02:52Oh, that's Buster's.
02:54I'm Philomena Flyme.
02:55Oh!
02:58Why couldn't you be the arrow, sis?
03:08I'm Philomena Flyme.
03:10What's all this about dammit we landed a juicy contract to promote air fungus his 10th anniversary
03:15Oh, very nice. Yeah, but now they cancel it because of the storm. Oh, that's sad
03:22So what was your pitch?
03:23Hardly matters now ma does it? We're out of work. It matters to me son. Fine
03:29Look up there. Is it a board? Is it Superman? No, it's a plane. Oh
03:36I see what you did there
03:38It's very good very good
03:41We're the friendliest airline in the sky chicken or be chicken or be
03:48We have exits front back over the wings chicken or be
03:53So if you want to get there safe and sound fly air fungus, we've only rarely missed a runway
04:02Chicken or beef I have the chicken
04:08Oh
04:10Very good dammit very good. Oh, thank god. It's cancelled because that was shite
04:18Which what are you doing here just dropped in to see if Cathy needs a lift to the hospital. Oh, Mark beat you to it already
04:24All right there mate. Hey America
04:28Well hello there young lady
04:35Chicken or beef
04:37Oh, it's you buster
04:39Shut up Mark. You knew it was me
04:41Yeah, just because somebody puts on woman's clothes doesn't make them a woman. All right
04:45Hey, that's it
04:51Pickle
04:55Right, Mark. Let's go
04:57Look I'd barely be able to talk for a week after this so I'll say happy birthday to you now buster
05:02Oh, it's your birthday
05:04Not till Wednesday, but thanks cat
05:08Good luck, love
05:20I'll have the beef please
05:24Chicken
05:26Or I'll be
05:36Sure, yes, Brenda. I thought lovely young lady over there what she's three
05:41I
05:45Found it. I don't actually think she's a lady
05:47All the better
05:53Damien over here
05:55Here buster granddad thinks you're a woman. He wants to know what you're drinking
06:07No, thank you share
06:11It's a free drink
06:15Sharon
06:20So have you decided what you're getting buster yet for his birthday?
06:23I already got it
06:24Did you? What?
06:25He always said he'd love to do a parachute jump
06:27So I booked it
06:28Fantastic
06:29For when?
06:30His birthday
06:31Wednesday?
06:32Yeah
06:33That's when the storm is due in
06:36Maria, it cost me 500 euro
06:38I don't care if a tornado hits
06:42He's jumping out of plane
06:44Anyway, it's always windy up there
06:52Excuse me
06:54Can you help me? I'm lost
06:56You're lost
06:57I'm supposed to be in Canada
07:05Are you okay sister?
07:06Lord be with you
07:07And also with you
07:08Are you lost?
07:09Yes
07:10Come on
07:11Let's get you out of here
07:12Was your reds a romantic Agnes?
07:14Romantic?
07:15The last time we made love
07:16It was an hour and a half
07:17He woke me up twice
07:18I asked him once, why do you never buy me flowers?
07:20He said I didn't even fucking know you sold flowers
07:22He said I didn't even fucking know you sold flowers
07:30And what about your husband Bertie?
07:31Which one?
07:32I've had three
07:33Any one of them.
07:34Hard to say
07:35It's hard to be sexy for them coming home when you've had seven babies
07:39You've said it Bertie
07:40Yeah
07:41Burtie
07:42He just said to me
07:43I'm sorry
07:44One of the girls
07:46One of the girls
07:47And you had seven babies
07:48You're mad
07:49You said it already.
07:51Roger said to me one night, why don't we change position?
07:54Kinky.
07:56I said, okay, well, you stand by the ironing board and I lie on the couch watching telly.
08:05Oh, men. Can't live with them.
08:11That's it.
08:19Oh, Mrs. Brown, it's really blowing out there.
08:26I can hear it.
08:28Want a cup of tea, Maria?
08:29No.
08:30I'm actually on my way down to Foley's to help Sharon set up for the quiz night.
08:33You're not going out on that.
08:35I'll be fine, Mrs. Brown.
08:39The weather warning said the worst is not going to hit till midnight tomorrow.
08:42No, no, I'm talking about your clothes. You look like you're booking homeless.
08:45I just popped in to see her. Cathy is.
08:49Oh, Dr. Flynn is up there with her now.
08:51She's grand.
08:52Bit sore, but grand.
08:54Hello, Maria.
08:56How is she?
08:57Still a bit sore, to be expected.
09:00But I've given her something to help her sleep.
09:03Dr. Flynn, who's paying you?
09:06You are, Mrs. Brown.
09:07That's right, yeah.
09:08So I get to ask the questions.
09:10Indeed.
09:11So how is she?
09:15She's still a bit sore, to be expected.
09:17Oh.
09:18She's still a bit sore, to be expected.
09:21And?
09:22And I've given her something to help her sleep.
09:24And he's given her something to help her sleep.
09:28Dismissed.
09:31Right.
09:32I'm off then.
09:33Oh.
09:34And Cathy should only speak when necessary.
09:36Oh, I've been saying that for all her life.
09:39Oh, Doctor.
09:42Em, could you drop me off at Foley's, please?
09:44Certainly.
09:45I'll see you, Mrs. Brown.
09:46I'll see you, love.
09:47Hello, boys.
09:52There you are.
09:53Cup of tea?
09:54I love you, mammy.
09:55I'm gaspin'.
09:56Yeah, well, we can't have one.
09:57We cattle smashed.
09:58What do you bother offering, then?
09:59Force of habit.
10:00I just want to drop up and say hi to cattle.
10:01I love you.
10:02I love you.
10:03I love you.
10:04I love you.
10:05I love you.
10:06I love you.
10:07I love you.
10:08I love you.
10:09I love you.
10:10I love you, Mumy.
10:11I love you, Mumy.
10:12I love you.
10:13I love you, Mumy.
10:14I love you, Mumy.
10:15I just want to drop up and say hi to Kathy so Buster you're looking forward to
10:20your parachute jump
10:28come in father Damien man he's in the kitchen
10:35just tell him that you don't want to do it he says I have to do it or he's gonna
10:39throw me out the plane himself well hello father Damien Trevor's not here
10:45he's downtown he's trying to get some of the homeless into the shelters out of
10:48the storm I know and I want to go help him this is sister Mary hello sister
10:53Lord be with you could you look after her while I go help Trevor of course we have
11:01a good old chat that's the thing mrs. Brown she doesn't say a lot what do you
11:05mean Lord be with you that's it that's all she says hello again sister Lord be with
11:14you and also with you lovely it is until you've heard it a thousand times that's
11:21all she says oh dear I know I don't know who she is where she comes from what she's
11:25doing here and she says nothing my kind of woman
11:31shut up buster
11:33you leave it to me father I get her talking I was going to be a nun you know
11:42now that's a lie for sure no it's not may the Lord strike me down
11:49god that was close father father Damien where are you father Damien I'm here
12:02father get in here till we start out what we're doing with sister Mary
12:11oh quick when he's been struck by lightning
12:23Lord be with you
12:37we she got struck by lightning Lord be with you
12:58and also with you
13:00what what
13:02it's a nun
13:06Buster she can't talk she's not death Lord be with you and also with you
13:12Dr. Flynn's close by how close backstage
13:17that'll be him now I'll get it oh she's coming round she's coming round well done Winnie Winnie Winnie
13:26Winnie Winnie
13:29now she's gone again
13:35maybe she needs mouth to mouth I'll do it no
13:40it's okay I'm here Lord be with you and also with you father get rid of her will you before we go insane
13:48come on sister Mary let's go find out where you come from Lord be with you yeah yeah whatever
13:54what's up with you
13:56Buster we better go too you've your pre-jump class to do come on
13:59damn I do I have to
14:01of course
14:03happy birthday to you
14:07happy birthday to you
14:09stupid
14:11has anyone tried grounding her
14:14no doctor sorry Winnie you're grounded
14:22not like that stand back
14:24Winnie you're grounded go to your room
14:28oh
14:30good job doctor
14:32well ten years of medical school didn't go to waste
14:35I thought it was just five years
14:37for most people yeah
14:39Winnie can you hear me
14:42the dogs in the street can feckin hear ya
14:45why do I smell burning
14:48because you're on fire Winnie
14:50oh god
14:51how's your vision mrs. McGoogan
14:53calm down Dr. Flynn
14:55the electrical current traveled over the surface of my body and not through my vital organs
15:02she's in shock
15:03exactly
15:04on the contrary doctor my rubber soles acted as insulators dispersing the charge harmlessly into the ground
15:12did she say booking insulators
15:14she said she said to the ground when you let off
15:16oh just nod yes or shake no
15:18she said mommy
15:21she said mommy
15:22I know a booking header
15:24anyway
15:25any chance of a cup and now the panic is over
15:27priorities boardy
15:28we have a chargrilled Winnie there
15:30and anyway me kettle is knackered
15:32oh boil the water on the cook correctness
15:35it's a good idea
15:37I never thought of that
15:39mrs. Brown
15:40I think mrs. McGoogan has become more intelligent
15:44well
15:45just less stupid
15:46you were lucky Winnie
15:54you were
15:56sure did you see the damage the lightning did to the chip shop
16:00fresh cotton bat the burgers all over the place
16:03and only half of them are edible
16:05oh
16:06did you know that the cod they use is frozen
16:10so it can't be called fresh when it's been frozen
16:14I say they'll take that up at the next EU conference
16:20it's like listening to the news headlines
16:25it's not the same is it without me kettle
16:29Father Damien says he's tracked down where the nun came from
16:33oh yes that's right
16:35oh yes that's right
16:36yeah they're picking her up tonight
16:37Hilary Nicholson is not going to the quiz night tonight
16:40well you know why that is
16:41the entry fee
16:43the entry fee
16:44as tight as a duck's arse that one
16:49well interesting fact sickness
16:51ducks don't have watertight backsides
16:53really
16:56I see better now knowing that
16:59you learn something new everyday
17:01what are you talking about
17:03oh
17:04duck's arse does leak
17:05who knew
17:07okay
17:09wait a minute
17:11you're talking
17:12yep
17:13still a bit sore
17:14but
17:15I was enjoying the peace and quiet
17:17I heard that
17:19Oi
17:21I'll change the plug and the power cable
17:23should be as good as now
17:25oh well done son
17:33nope no light
17:34I'll get you a new one
17:35I don't want the new one man
17:37it's not the same
17:38you have two choices ma
17:39a new kettle
17:41or a flaming kettle
17:42take a pick
17:43he could try replacing the element
17:50Mark
17:51try replacing the element
17:53I never thought of that
17:54great idea man
17:55no problem
17:57then again
17:58that could cost just as much as a new one
18:00what to do
18:02replace it
18:04replace the element
18:05final answer
18:14thank you all for coming early
18:16that's what my girlfriend says
18:20what girlfriend?
18:23Pam
18:24you have some children
18:26yeah
18:27yeah I know
18:28what's that?
18:29Winnie got every question
18:31right?
18:32ask Sharon for a calculator
18:33and the winners are
18:36the reluctant virgins
18:38yay!
18:42congratulations mammy
18:43thanks Sharon love
18:44Winnie you answered every single question
18:46every single question
18:47I know
18:48even the geography one
18:49well Agnes
18:50everyone knows
18:51that the capital of Mongolia
18:53is Ulan-Bartar
18:56no Winnie
18:57everyone doesn't know that
18:59and before the lightning strike
19:01you didn't even know what the capital of Ireland was
19:03Winnie
19:04we are now your managers
19:05of what?
19:06she's a genius ma
19:07she has to be handled carefully
19:08a genius?
19:09who wants to get rich?
19:10I can't speak for Winnie but I'd settle for moderately comfortable
19:11watch this
19:12Winnie what's the square root of 289?
19:14it's 17
19:15buster calculator
19:16Mammy if you would be so kind
19:17what does that say?
19:18boobies
19:19gets me every time
19:21ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
19:2217 is correct ma
19:48ma we need to put a plan in place TV quiz shows exactly haha the chase pointless eggheads the
19:56one percent millionaire looks like you're going to be busy yeah boobies yes Sharon and I are
20:11terrified about this hurricane any chance we could come over to yours just to wait it out
20:16yeah of course oh that could be fun all of us in the one place before the hurricane what do you mean
20:22they don't think me and answer are going to sit on our own in our own place here fine well it turns
20:31out sister Mary's not a sister at all what no she's a resident at st. Martin's care home she
20:37just woke up one morning put on the nuns habit and walked out you shouldn't get into the habit
20:46the nuns are coming to collector tonight well if they're coming to collector tonight don't let
20:51them drive back until that hurricane is gone good idea Damien memory said the nuns can say it hers
20:57tonight I never said that you kind of did Agnes
21:04suffering Jesus it's wild out there fun though isn't it Matt and us all cozy in here no I'm living on me
21:21fucking nerves me too Agnes well we'll be all right Bordy won't we we'll be all right yeah
21:26he's just Bordy frightened the shyness out of me there's another three down I don't need a
21:36running commentary granddad fell on a car nice one too I may as well be talking to the bucking wall
21:42did you fix me cattle I put a new element in a man took me ages didn't exactly fit but I got it in
21:49the boys are out for the count up there are they warm enough yeah thanks this is lovely all of us
21:58under one roof yeah well provided the roof doesn't come in on us Maria do me a favor will you keep an
22:04eye on Bordy she's very nervous Winnie's wisdom sounds good doesn't it I like it first we have to
22:21build up the brand one-on-one consoles word of mouth it's called developing your customer things
22:25I know that I'm really intelligent now you know but once we get some press coverage you're gonna
22:33be huge I'm talking newspaper articles television interviews but the big money maker yeah television
22:40quiz shows Enzo you know Dermot and Buster are already managing Winnie they're completely wrong for
22:48her Cathy and you would know this hell I'll have you know Cathy that in school my teachers called me
22:54exceptional are you sure they didn't say special Dermot and Buster English Dermot took Buster down to
23:02the airport for his parachute jump in this weather I know I bet Dermot got a half price because of the
23:08storm well how are the sandwiches coming good what do you think enough there right well that'll do Enzo
23:20and Bordy now make some for the rest of us boy sisters here Einstein put the kettle on or is that too
23:32menial a job for the genius shut up you I'm listening son Dermot will probably charge a 20% but I'm looking
23:42out a very fair 15 15 15
23:50Winnie are you okay I'm fine Agnes so it's just a shock oh and you know what they say it's only a shock if a
24:01kangaroo does it no Winnie nobody says that Winnie yeah what's the capital of Mongolia oh I don't know Agnes it's a Texas
24:15what's the square root of 400 numbers don't have roots they're not weeds oh
24:22oh oh I know Winnie sit down there make yourself comfortable
24:29Winnie is back
24:33what the fuck
24:37I go in to check on sandwiches and come out to the cast and it's down the music
24:43lord be with you oh so do you remember you said they could stay here till the storm passes I said stay
24:52here but I didn't mean here here
24:54heavens to Murgatroyd he's supposed to hear it was with you
25:00I was waiting for him at the landing spot but he got blown off course
25:05are you surprised it's blowing a gale out there I followed him in my car I lost him over the village
25:12when he's not here I'll tell you if he drops in I'll call you
25:16I'm okay
25:29happy birthday to you
25:39happy birthday to you
25:43happy birthday dear boss
25:47happy birthday to you
25:52happy birthday to you
26:02well what a week that's been
26:04when he's back that's the good news and she's just herself if it is good news
26:10oh and once the storm passed the sisters went back to Galway with Mary you should
26:17have seen them going it was like five little penguins in the car
26:23oh cat these voices back unfortunately
26:26you know
26:28that storm reminded me of the covid times
26:31you know when we all came together
26:34yeah well
26:36it'd be nice you know if we could all just come together
26:39without a storm or a feckin pandemic
26:42just because we wanted to
26:44mm-hmm yeah
26:46you know my mother used to say
26:48nae laen tin tae unless nae tin tae on fein
26:54and I would look at her lovingly and I'd say
26:57Mammy
26:59I think it's time to go back to the fucking home
27:02goodnight
27:04pop to the men shed to find brendan carroll and an unlikely bunch of friends over a strong
27:22cuppa new comedy shedites is next on bbc one
27:29she's mrs brown
27:32that's mrs brown
27:34goodnight
27:36oh mrs brown
27:40goodnight
27:42goodnight buster
27:43goodnight night mrs brown
27:45hello
27:55hello
27:58hehehehehehe
28:00hehehehe
28:03haha
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