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00:00Slaps.
00:01What's that?
00:02When something's really good.
00:04I quite like that.
00:05That slaps.
00:06Whoa! That slaps, man.
00:08God, that girl's Peng.
00:09Peng's gone.
00:10What?
00:11It's Leng.
00:12If you're fit now, it's like, Alan, you're Leng.
00:15You're Leng.
00:16Am I ever going to find love on this island?
00:18I just don't think there's any gays.
00:20Maybe underground gays.
00:22Well, dead.
00:27Right, I'll get a shovel. Let's go on a dink.
00:29I want a dink.
00:36In the beautiful island of Corfu, Amanda and I are spending the summer renovating a family holiday home.
00:45We've completed nearly all of the rooms, and now we're taking on a space each.
00:51I'm doing up the bathroom.
00:55And I'm tackling the old landing.
00:59I was thinking, you know, to dip into the Greek culture, the cradle of learning.
01:06And I was thinking of having a reading room, a bit of a day bed.
01:09Oh.
01:10Yes.
01:11Yeah, and I just think books, and then maybe one of those busts of, like, a Greek god.
01:15You know, Hercules or something.
01:18What about Hercules lifting up the bunk bed?
01:20No.
01:21Can you imagine how amazing that would be to come in and then Hercules is like that?
01:26I want it to be full of books.
01:28I want a day bed.
01:30I want a ladder like you get in posh libraries.
01:33And I want it to be, like, full of philosophy and, you know, mythology and stuff like that.
01:38Real Greek centre of learning.
01:40And what are we going to do about this bathroom?
01:42Well, this is where I feel like we can go really Greek.
01:47Yeah.
01:48And I was thinking of a round bath, but I wondered about sort of mosaic tiling along the halfway so it looks very Greek.
01:58Yeah.
01:59Um, a chandelier.
02:02I mean, doesn't it just look a bit ostentatious?
02:05Amanda always has these grand plans and they get bigger and bigger and more fabulous.
02:12The potential for that to look awful is really high.
02:18Before we can start the interiors, we've got to knock down the internal wall.
02:22God.
02:23Dividing the spaces so a new solid one can be built.
02:26But Amanda's more concerned about fitting in her circular bath.
02:30Is this, um, is this floor coming up?
02:33We have to.
02:34Yes, good.
02:35I might need it to because I'm having a round bath.
02:38So we need to, to, yeah.
02:40So we need a strong floor.
02:41Because it's heavy, it's going to be heavy.
02:42Yes, it's going to be heavy.
02:43Why can't, why just have a normal bath?
02:45I want something different.
02:46Round is stupid.
02:47Bathrooms are my specialty.
02:49Round?
02:50It's quite plain.
02:51Where have you found that picture?
02:53Where is it?
02:54On my, it's on my mood board.
02:55Well, it's just the photo.
02:56It's AI.
03:01Look, Alan, please tell me, can you?
03:03I'm with Stamatic, this is AI.
03:05AI.
03:06That is not AI.
03:08I think the, the unicorn in the bath is a bit of a giveaway.
03:10Can't wait to see it.
03:11It will happen.
03:12It's yours.
03:13I have a vivid imagination and I, I have quite outlandish ideas, but I can see it all.
03:31It's going to work and it has to work.
03:33I'm just going to say this, I think there's more chance of a bus turning up at this bus stop than you get in around Blue Bath in Corfu.
03:42HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
03:45There, I've said it!
03:55In order to make my reading room a centre of learning, I've got to get to grips with Greek mythology.
04:01So I'm whisking Amanda away to Corfu's Achillian Palace for a research trip.
04:10God, it's stunning.
04:12Isn't it? Just look.
04:14Greek mythology has been around for over 3,000 years.
04:18These stories were an essential part of the ancient Greeks' religion
04:21and are still reflected in the culture today.
04:24Now we need to learn a bit of...
04:26Let's feed our brains.
04:27...something, don't we?
04:29Inspired by the Greek gods,
04:31the palace was originally built in 1890 by Empress Sisi of Austria.
04:37How are you? Hello. I'm Alan.
04:39I'm Amanda. My name is Napsika.
04:41Napsika. So shall we?
04:43Yes, yeah.
04:50Wow, look at these statues. Isn't it impressive?
04:53Yeah.
04:55Sisi tragically lost her son and built the palace of her dreams,
04:58as her refuge as well as a tribute to Greek mythology.
05:02Okay, so as we go to the famous statue of Achilles...
05:06It's very homoerotic.
05:09It's a lovely bottom.
05:10It's too perfect.
05:12Okay, so you know the story about how he became immortal?
05:15Did his mother hold him by the ankle and dip him into sticks?
05:19Is it the river?
05:20The river, yes.
05:21Yes, and because she was holding Achilles' heel, the whole body became immortal, except of the heel.
05:26That is why that was his weak point.
05:28And when Paris, the kidnapper of Helen knew about the secret, the weak point of Achilles,
05:33so he aimed at his heel, and with a poison's arrow, he killed him.
05:37So you know who this lady is?
05:44Is it Venus?
05:45Yes.
05:45Yes, it's Venus.
05:46She looks like Venus, but she's very famous.
05:49Frini was her name.
05:50Frini is such a pretty name.
05:52Yay.
05:52Frini, she was an escort.
05:56Ooh.
05:56No way.
05:57The escorts, they were known as eteres in ancient Greek.
06:01They were well-educated.
06:03They had the ability to talk about politics, philosophy, economy, arts, so they accompanied
06:09the very famous and politicians.
06:12Okay, men.
06:13Mm-hmm.
06:14Frini, she was so beautiful and so clever.
06:17She charged huge amounts to men that she didn't like.
06:20Good girl.
06:20Or she would go for free with men that she liked.
06:23That is fair.
06:24Why do you think they made up these stories?
06:28It's much more interesting, if you think about it, to add some spiciness in your life.
06:32Yes.
06:32You know, all these stories.
06:33And in the past, people didn't travel at all.
06:35No, no, no.
06:36So they stayed forever in one place.
06:38Yeah.
06:38So they needed some, like, imagination and, you know, people that they shared stories.
06:43Yeah, they need to be entertained.
06:44Yeah.
06:44That's true.
06:47I loved every second of that.
06:48I just want all those stories to go into my head so I can remember them, so I can tell my kids.
06:53Listen, just go into my reading room.
06:55All the information's going to be there.
06:57I'm going to have little nods to this place in there.
06:59There's going to be a statue, a bus, there's going to be books about me.
07:02Is there going to be a statue?
07:03I might stick one of these in me bum bag and walk out.
07:07Oh, look at this.
07:08The ancient Greeks believed that they had to pray to the gods for help and protection,
07:13because if the gods were unhappy with someone, then they would punish them.
07:17The ancient city was built between the two high hills and was known as Corifo,
07:23and later became Porfu, which means the city of the hills.
07:26Ah, interesting.
07:28Let's hope the gods are smiling down on some of your design choices.
07:34Who's the god of bathrooms?
07:37Domestos.
07:41Oh, has that got a toilet?
07:43Oh!
07:44That's good.
07:44That's so good.
07:45Well, Domestos has worked her magic, as despite the doubters, Stamatis has come up trumps.
07:53He's got one of his best builders, Adonis, to make my AI circular bath a reality.
08:03And today, it's arriving on site.
08:08This is a work of art.
08:10You've made a dream come true for this woman, because everybody said,
08:15It's AI.
08:16Did I say that?
08:17It's not real.
08:18It's not real.
08:19This is real.
08:22Adonis has lived up to his name.
08:24Okay, so...
08:25We just have to...
08:26Can we pass through the door?
08:27...wheel this into there.
08:30That's it.
08:31You make that look easy.
08:33Yeah.
08:34I mean, look at this.
08:36Is it going to overtake the entire bathroom now?
08:38Now I'm going to see how big this is.
08:41Very big.
08:42Oh, yes.
08:43Look at this.
08:44Oh, my God.
08:44I'm going to get in the bath with a massive glass of wine.
08:49And look at next door's bougainvillea.
08:52And they can see you as well.
08:53Hello!
08:55Give the people what they want.
08:56Yeah.
09:00Luckily, my second showstopper for the bathroom has arrived today, too.
09:04I have got one piece of my chandelier.
09:10Now we need to make everything match with that thing, eh?
09:13Everything that sort of blue.
09:15Like, climb in.
09:16How big is that thing?
09:1755 centimetres.
09:19I need it to be so that you don't bash your head on it,
09:22but it needs to be quite low.
09:25Yeah, like that.
09:26Maybe a bit higher from the window.
09:27Yes.
09:28Yeah.
09:29Okay.
09:31Interesting.
09:31Interesting.
09:34Whilst Amanda lives in a world of artificial intelligence,
09:43I'm embracing tradition.
09:45I've come to Corfu town to hunt out some authentic Greek crafts
09:49to display in my reading room.
09:51There's everything in here.
09:52There's pots, there's handbags.
09:54And I've heard local artist Olga is the woman in the know.
09:59This is speaking my language.
10:01I've got a reading room, doing up a reading room.
10:05I just want objet d'art.
10:07I want interesting things, curiosities to put on the shelves
10:10that people will go, oh, I love that.
10:12Well, then here is your place.
10:14Yes.
10:15We have beautiful jewellery and pottery that I personally enjoy.
10:18That's my best thing in the whole world.
10:21This is perfect.
10:22This is perfect.
10:22Corfu actually has a very long tradition for pottery.
10:26Wow.
10:27So here we have all Corfu's tradition in one art object.
10:33So it's ceramic.
10:35Oh, I love it.
10:36It's the jewellery because Corfu has a great tradition in jewellery making.
10:40Hello, look at this.
10:40It's the traditional costume and the Easter costume.
10:44As part of an ancient Greek tradition,
10:47at Easter these large clay pots called batides
10:49are filled with water, decorated with ribbons
10:53and thrown from balconies.
10:55So would you like to try and draw something like that with me?
10:57Okay, I'd love to.
10:58I would love it.
10:59It'd be an honour.
10:59Olga, it would be an honour.
11:01Let's give it a try.
11:02Okay.
11:03Olga's great.
11:04I love her energy.
11:05I love her spirit.
11:07She's everything I want sort of the reading room to be.
11:09I want it to be fun, knowledgeable.
11:12Ooh.
11:13Just create a spark in you, you know?
11:15Inspire you.
11:17And then just go...
11:19Yes.
11:21Yes!
11:22Very good.
11:23Great.
11:24When I don't do the noise, it's rubbish, is it?
11:26No.
11:27Just try it.
11:28Put a...
11:29Put a...
11:30Back at the build, my tiles have arrived,
11:32which I'm hoping match my electric blue chandelier.
11:36There's a lot of purple in there.
11:40I don't think this is the right colour.
11:44I don't like it.
11:45Mm-mm.
11:45Nobody wants, like, an iridescent, pearly, purplish bathroom.
11:52Mm.
11:55It's a disaster, darling.
11:58It's so shiny and nasty.
12:00It's like a mermaid's tail.
12:01Here, do you know any gays?
12:13Listen.
12:14I do.
12:15Can I be honest with you?
12:16I do.
12:16I'm single and I'm trying to find love in Corfu.
12:22Well, I have someone who's great at giving massages.
12:26Are you interesting?
12:27We can set up a blind date.
12:29This has gone from nought to 60 in five seconds.
12:32One minute you were thinking,
12:33you're thinking I'm going on a date with a masseuse.
12:35How long are you staying here for?
12:37If it's for love, I'm that desperate,
12:38I'll change my visa.
12:39Listen, for my first attempt, that's OK.
12:46Oh, not to be fair,
12:49art is never perfect.
12:50Yeah.
12:51I'm going to go.
12:52You get on the phone and keep me posted, please.
12:55We'll be in touch.
12:56Yes, I'm...
12:56OK.
12:57Please get in touch, yes.
12:58Bye-bye, Alan.
12:59Bye-bye.
13:00Bye.
13:01I popped in for a pot and I come out with a Greek lover.
13:05Boom.
13:06Wonderful.
13:09With my bathroom ambitions in the balance,
13:12Alan is taking me for a soak in the sea.
13:15Right, Alan, don't come near me two minutes
13:18because I'm going to hang in.
13:20That's disgusting.
13:25Oh!
13:28Oh, my God.
13:30Have you finished your week?
13:31I've finished your week.
13:31At least it's warm in that bunch of bed.
13:34Everyone looks good in this kind of light, don't they?
13:36Yeah.
13:38Yeah.
13:39What are you saying?
13:41You've got a crushed ear
13:42and a thin top lip
13:44and stained-up glasses.
13:47I can't understand.
13:48You don't even look like you.
13:50I don't look like me.
13:51He doesn't look like you.
13:52It's a new day.
14:10I'm going to hone my woodworking skills
14:12as I create my bespoke bookshelves.
14:14This room is going to be like walking into Stephen Fry's brain.
14:21Culture.
14:22Poetry.
14:23Thinking.
14:24No telly.
14:25Books.
14:26Philosophy.
14:27You know, like, when you go to the British Museum
14:29or V&A or something like that, you know?
14:32You go in there, you go...
14:34Your sort of, like, mouth falls open
14:35because you see all these amazing books
14:38and object art
14:39and antiques and artefacts
14:41and you feel like,
14:42wow, my brain is getting nourished here.
14:44That's what I want.
14:45So...
14:46To bring my vision to life,
14:47first we need to work out the dimensions.
14:50Do you know what?
14:50Because that's high up,
14:51that can be the adult section.
14:53Erotica.
14:54Top shelf.
14:55Top shelf.
14:56And cut MDF boards to size.
14:59We're also making an outer frame
15:01to screw the boards into place.
15:11Hold.
15:12Hold it.
15:12I'm holding it.
15:14Hold.
15:15I'm holding it.
15:20Let it go.
15:21Beautiful.
15:32Happy?
15:32Is that looking all right so far?
15:34I'm loving it.
15:35It's great.
15:40Whilst Alan's keen to display his Greek objet d'art,
15:43I'm on the hunt in Corfu town
15:45for some authentic Greek items of my own.
15:49The Greeks have used sea sponges
15:51for personal hygiene for centuries,
15:53so I've come to the Land of Corfu shop
15:56that specializes in sustainably sourced ones
15:58for my family bathroom.
16:00Oh, my God.
16:01Oh, that's a bit scary.
16:06Excuse me?
16:07Hi, hello.
16:08Hello, hello.
16:10This is an amazing shop.
16:12Thank you very much.
16:13I have no idea
16:14so many massive sponges existed.
16:17We collect from very deep depths,
16:19about 80 metres.
16:22Wow.
16:23This needs some very, very good divers.
16:27So experts.
16:28Yes.
16:28What an amazing job.
16:30What do you do?
16:31I dive for sponges.
16:32So tell me,
16:35what's the most expensive sponge in this shop?
16:39The most expensive shop is like that.
16:42It's 400 euro
16:44because this size is very difficult to grow.
16:48Do people actually buy them
16:49and then, like, use them?
16:51No.
16:51This one is for collectors.
16:53Yeah.
16:54It's something very, very special and elegant.
16:57Alan may have his reading room,
16:59but my secret weapon is a sponge.
17:03That looks like a lovely cauliflower.
17:05Sponsy Adriaticca
17:07and Capadico from East Mediterranean.
17:10Perfect.
17:11It might be nice if I can find some coral,
17:14maybe a couple of shells.
17:16I think we'll get these.
17:18This is amazing.
17:18It's an amazing colour.
17:20Yeah.
17:20Perfect.
17:22My bathroom's going to look epic.
17:28I've been using my time on the island
17:31to dip my toe back into the dating world.
17:34I've not had much luck so far,
17:36but tonight my friend Olga
17:37has organised a blind date
17:39with her friend Andrew.
17:40Give me, give me, give me
17:42All that after midnight
17:44The masseuse.
17:46My dating history on Corfu
17:49has been a little bit mixed.
17:51The first date was a bit of a disaster.
17:54Amanda's put me on the app
17:55and no one's really bitten.
17:58So I'm here to try again.
17:59Are you Andrew?
18:03Hello.
18:04Hello, Alan.
18:04I'm Alan.
18:05How are you?
18:06Mwah.
18:07Nice to see you.
18:09Do you like a tin tonic?
18:10Yes, please.
18:11Make it a double the day I've had.
18:13You're having gin as well?
18:15Yep.
18:15Yeah, double gin, yeah, yeah, lovely.
18:18Yeah, what's that?
18:19Tequila's there.
18:20Oh, you like shots?
18:22That's dangerous.
18:23Very.
18:24Because to me, when I have tequila,
18:25my clothes come off.
18:27Really?
18:27Just so you know, yeah.
18:28Let's do it.
18:29Let's bring tequila.
18:30Stop it!
18:31You're out.
18:33Come on, you don't even know my name
18:35and you're getting fruity already.
18:36You've just got to put yourself out there,
18:38haven't you?
18:38You know what I mean?
18:39If you want to catch a fish,
18:40you've got to get your rod out.
18:42Whilst Alan is wooing his potential new man,
18:45I'm battling with my 300-piece
18:48electric blue chandelier.
18:50I've been two hours
18:51putting this blinking thing together.
18:54I have no idea, really, what the pattern is
18:57because someone threw the box away
18:59and I can't find a picture of it.
19:02Oh!
19:03Buzz off!
19:09Yes.
19:10I actually think Alan is going to make his words.
19:14He's going to think it's nice.
19:19Look at that.
19:20Yeah, you're very good.
19:21That's good, isn't it?
19:25That's good.
19:31Yes, good.
19:32Good job we're not playing strip pool,
19:34isn't it?
19:35You'd be naked.
19:35It's always a bit eggy
19:42when you're dating.
19:44I'm just going to see how it goes,
19:45but I just think time is of the essence.
19:50I'm approaching 50.
19:51I've been a bit miserable,
19:53but now I love Greece
19:55and I want to find love, you know?
19:58So what do you look for in someone
20:00when you go dating?
20:02Being happy.
20:04Oh, you go for happy people.
20:05Happy people.
20:07I go for men who are really good at pool.
20:10I like it.
20:15It's been lovely having a nice date with you.
20:19Me too.
20:21Let's do another date.
20:24Let's have a dinner.
20:25Let's have a dinner.
20:27Promise?
20:29Promise.
20:30Oh, you're so lovely.
20:32Now, please, I'm going to go.
20:33Oh, you're so lovely.
20:37Mwah.
20:45It's a busy morning at the build
20:47as we try and get both of our rooms finished.
20:50Adonis has come through again
20:54with an ingenious alternative to my tile dilemma,
20:58a waterproof, coloured plaster finish.
21:02Fabulous.
21:02OK.
21:03So this is the undercoat.
21:05This is the undercoat.
21:05Yeah, this is not 100% what...
21:07Because it's not the colour, but it's the primer.
21:09Correct.
21:10The base coat.
21:12Let's go in.
21:14OK.
21:14OK.
21:15Adonis, he's the king of bathrooms,
21:18the king of hot tubs.
21:19He's just the king of...
21:21hot.
21:24Stamatis has been giving all of his attention
21:26to the blue bath,
21:28but I've got an even bigger challenge for him
21:30in my family reading room,
21:32fitting the floating bed.
21:34Throw there.
21:36It's crucial for our design,
21:38as it's not only a space to read...
21:40OK.
21:40..but it's an overspill bed for large families.
21:43Let's go, Dimitri.
21:45We're all right, right?
21:47It's quite high up.
21:49There's a ladder that swings about,
21:51so the potential for it to go wrong is quite high.
21:56It's got a curve in the middle.
21:58Yeah, because it's heavy and it's long,
22:00so we need to do something to support.
22:02So you need to think now an idea
22:04of what we're going to put in the middle.
22:05I don't think Stamatis takes my design ideas
22:08as seriously as he does Amanda's.
22:10Like, he made her bath work.
22:12The point of a floating bed is
22:15it has to look like it's floating.
22:18That's not floating if it's got a massive stick
22:20keeping it up.
22:21It's meant to be magic.
22:22People are meant to go,
22:23how's that bed staying up there?
22:26It's got a giant pole keeping it up.
22:28Where's the surprise?
22:29I mean, look how big it is.
22:31Oh, God.
22:31Nearly three metres.
22:33That's a big bed.
22:34OK.
22:35I'm just wondering whether the bed
22:38shouldn't be floating.
22:39Maybe I should just stick a futon in there
22:41and be done with it.
22:42You hold it like that
22:46and press, you see?
22:48So you push it in?
22:49Yeah.
22:53As Alan's struggling,
22:55I'm thriving.
22:57For us to have found
22:59this extraordinary solution
23:00that I didn't even know existed,
23:02like blue cement,
23:04I'm, like, glad that we had the problem
23:06because we found a way around it
23:07and it's better than the original idea.
23:09That's amazing.
23:11Oh!
23:14Hello, Mr. Clark!
23:15Hello!
23:19What do you think of me big blue bath?
23:21Oh, yeah, it's...
23:24Hey!
23:24Blue!
23:25It's blue!
23:26It's blue!
23:27This is the undercoat,
23:29so it's going as blue as my chandelier.
23:33Adonis, what do you think?
23:34Is this good or is she crazy?
23:36No, no, no.
23:37You think it's going to look good?
23:38Yeah, it's going to look very good.
23:40OK.
23:40Adonis.
23:41All right, all right.
23:48After a full-on day of DIY,
23:50Stamatis and his wife Olympia
23:51have invited Alan and my girls
23:53to the Vaccarola Festival
23:55in celebration of St Spiridon.
23:58It's bigger than I thought
23:59it was going to be, Alan.
24:00It's like the old Corfu's come out,
24:02isn't it?
24:03In 1716,
24:05the Ottomans tried to invade Corfu,
24:07but their attack failed.
24:09It's believed that St Spiridon
24:10worsened the weather,
24:12stopping the battle.
24:13Stamatis.
24:14Yeah.
24:14Oh!
24:15Hey!
24:16This is amazing.
24:20Yeah, yeah.
24:21How many celebrations a year
24:22are there to do with Greek gods?
24:24Every second day,
24:25they're doing something.
24:26In the summer,
24:27in the summer,
24:27in the summer.
24:27Really?
24:28Yeah, yeah.
24:28Are the fireworks quite loud
24:30because I've got a nervous disposition?
24:32It's just a light
24:33and a little bit...
24:34Boom, boom, boom.
24:35No, no, no, no, no.
24:35I mean,
24:37when you have bonfire night at home,
24:39there's like a barrier
24:40and you have a couple of people
24:41in high-vis jackets.
24:43The man's over there
24:44just standing next to a box of fireworks
24:46having a fag.
24:47I just don't...
24:48I don't know.
24:49I can't really relax.
24:52OK, should we do a toast to...
24:54How do you call this tradition?
24:56Vaccarola.
24:57Vaccarola.
24:58Vaccarola.
24:59Vaccarola, vaccarola.
25:00Vaccarola.
25:02Every year on August 11th,
25:04St Spiridon is honoured
25:05with a mock recreation of the battle
25:07and fireworks galore.
25:30At the house,
25:31we're on the home stretch
25:32to finish the rooms.
25:34Adonis has been colour-matching
25:37my bath to the chandelier
25:39so I can finally hang it in place.
25:42Ready?
25:43Yeah.
25:45Yay!
25:48And style the space.
25:51And with my bed finally floating,
25:54I'm bringing my wall of shelves to life.
25:56Oh.
25:57His willy's fallen off.
26:06His willy's fallen off.
26:06So,
26:16you've got to admit,
26:18it turned out better than you expected.
26:20It really, really did.
26:24And I'm going to just say,
26:26with this renovation,
26:27I think I'm falling in love
26:30with the colour blue ball.
26:31Oh, thank you, Anna.
26:33You look...
26:35That, to me,
26:37does look a little bit...
26:38...cheat.
26:40It wasn't expensive.
26:42It wasn't cheap.
26:43But this was AI.
26:46Now it's AH.
26:47I see what you did there.
26:53Yeah, hats off to you
26:55because it's brilliant.
26:57Come and have a look
26:58at my intellectual space.
27:10It is amazing,
27:11I have to say.
27:12Yeah.
27:13You've come in from the beach,
27:15it's not tea time yet,
27:17you're not getting ready.
27:18I'm going to climb
27:18all the way up there
27:19with me book.
27:20And if I nod off,
27:21I nod off, who cares?
27:23You've done an incredible job.
27:24Yeah.
27:25And it's allowed us
27:25to have another guest.
27:26Yeah.
27:27And if you wanted to,
27:28you could have a little
27:29put you up there
27:29and have more people.
27:31Yeah.
27:32So what do you think
27:33of me unit?
27:34I love...
27:34I mean, I love a unit
27:36and I love how you've styled
27:37all the books
27:38colour-coordinated.
27:39There's Aphrodite.
27:41Aphrodite for me.
27:42Yeah, and there's
27:42Apollon for me.
27:44Apollon?
27:45Apollon is the Greek way
27:47of saying Apollo.
27:48Oh.
27:49But sadly,
27:51the willy's fallen off.
27:52Did you really lose
27:53his willy?
27:54Yeah, the willy snapped off.
27:55Oh my God.
27:56Poor man.
27:57I know, I know.
27:58But he's still smiling.
28:00Right.
28:01Next time...
28:02We hit the dance floor.
28:05That is a calorie burner,
28:07that is.
28:07And I finally have some luck.
28:09Amanda put me on
28:10Lonely Hearts app.
28:12You know me now,
28:13here, where you need the app?
28:16As we take on...
28:17That's good.
28:18...our final space.
28:19I'm proud of you.
28:20I'm proud of you too.
28:21Yabba!
28:22Let's go!
28:24Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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