Koffee with Karan - Season 4 Episode 20- Best of Koffee With Karan Season 4
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00:00Good evening, my first guest tonight is, well actually the entire film fraternity, or rather
00:14all the guests who came on my show this season. So welcome to the best of Coffee with Karan season
00:19four. So when you use the word debut, one would normally expect all the new kids on the block.
00:25Well, we had those, but more importantly, what we had this season was a lot of debut superstars
00:29who had resisted my charm for a bit, but just couldn't resist me any longer. Coffee virgins
00:34should we call them then.
00:59Welcome to Coffee with Karan.
01:04Thank you, Karan. Thank you.
01:06It's taken me many years to get you on this couch. Why have you resisted coming?
01:10Yeah, Karan, because the kind of questions that you ask, they get too personal and I feel shy
01:18and I'm very uncomfortable with, you know.
01:20What are you scared that I'd ask you?
01:23Marriage and girlfriend and, you know, breakups and...
01:26But marriage, of course, I was told that that angers you a lot when you're asked about marriage.
01:30It doesn't anger me at all. It just...
01:32It annoys you.
01:32It just irritates me. Some idiots keep on asking me, but why are you not getting married?
01:39It happens already. When the time comes to get married, I'll get married.
01:41Okay, the first thing that I would like to ask you is what I asked Salman when he came on.
01:45I said, why has it taken me so long to get you on this couch?
01:48Actually, when you started your show, I didn't know you very well.
01:51Right.
01:52And whatever little I knew of you, I didn't like.
01:54Okay.
01:55I'm being very honest.
01:56Yeah, yeah, please.
01:57So, I was very uncomfortable.
01:58Sorry, I was going to laugh.
01:59I'm going to first ask you what I first asked Aamir and Salman, who hadn't been on the show,
02:04that why has it taken me so long to get you on this couch?
02:07Whenever any of your shows come, something or the other keeps on coming.
02:11On the newspaper, somebody's hitting the headline.
02:15He said this about it, he said that about it.
02:18Why get into it?
02:19It's so much of hassle.
02:20Then keep on calling them up.
02:22No, I didn't mean that.
02:23You try and understand.
02:25I didn't want to say that.
02:26He said that.
02:28But what do you need to say?
02:29God, you're making me sound terrible.
02:31It is terrible.
02:32It is terrible.
02:33It's terrible.
02:34I'm telling you, Karan, I'm coming on your show and telling you,
02:36it is very bad to do that.
02:37To get into controversies, talk about someone.
02:40Why?
02:40But why?
02:41I just want to ask you now.
02:43I want to ask you, why you want to do that?
02:45I believe nobody in the industry has a sense of humor.
02:48I can take a joke on myself.
02:49So I feel that it's how you say it.
02:50You believe that nobody has a sense of humor?
02:52I don't believe it.
02:53So why have it?
02:53No, no, because I'm trying to change that in my own small way.
02:57This is how you're going to change it?
02:58No, you're firing me like Arnab does on that Times news channel at 9 o'clock now.
03:03Is it?
03:04Yeah.
03:04Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages,
03:08I mean, I can't beat that.
03:22So please welcome Arjun Kapoor.
03:25Yeah.
03:28Oh my god.
03:29It's a panther walk.
03:33Welcome.
03:35I'm not much of a kisser.
03:38You're not much of a kisser.
03:38You're a panther.
03:40Sushil, how are you?
03:41Don't make that expression.
03:42Don't think I didn't see that.
03:43You didn't see my expression?
03:44Too sharp for you.
03:44I gave a cursory glance, not an expression.
03:47Okay.
03:48What are you doing?
03:49I just feel like your girlfriend walked in.
03:51You got that excited.
03:52Yeah, but you see my body language.
03:53What are you doing especially?
03:54Is that the position?
03:55But you see my body language in the relationship.
03:57He's the love of my life.
03:58Sushil, calm down.
03:58Look at this Sushil boy.
04:00Baba, you just said you're Sushil.
04:01Can you sit down?
04:02Okay, I have a technical problem.
04:06Baba, you're looking so good.
04:07Baba, you're looking so good.
04:08Baba, this floral shirt.
04:10Baba, this polka dot pan.
04:12Baba, you've gone really retro on it.
04:14These pecs of yours are just ripping your shirt.
04:17Anyway.
04:18Alright, so welcome to Coffee with Karan.
04:20What does it feel like?
04:22Comfortable.
04:23I'm scared.
04:24Yeah, I'm kind of scared.
04:25I'm scared.
04:25We both are scared.
04:27Why are you scared?
04:28Karan, because you're a ruthless host.
04:31I'm a ruthless host.
04:32Yeah, I'm scared of these questions.
04:34I'm scared of you.
04:34The rapid fire.
04:35I told you this.
04:36I told you.
04:37So, you all will answer properly today, right?
04:39Because do you remember the first interview all three of you gave and I called up and screamed at each one of you individually.
04:44Because you all were eating into each other's line.
04:46I thought it was the best interview ever.
04:48I think we've not learned.
04:49This is exactly what happened.
04:51Because we were talking at the same time and somebody here thought that we had nailed it.
04:55And we went, Alia, you don't know what we've done.
04:57Alia, it's amazing and everything.
04:58And cut to Karan.
04:59He's screaming at us.
05:01But we won't do that today.
05:03Anurag.
05:03Yes.
05:04Your debut on Coffee with Karan.
05:06Yes.
05:06Why you thought it was a mutual society first say that?
05:09See, the moment I came down, the first thing you said is come.
05:11Okay, that's not my possibly you said.
05:16That's the second time I actually said it also when I came down.
05:18Yeah, come.
05:19Yeah.
05:20But now, what do I say, you know?
05:21It's been a while.
05:22I'm a recycled virgin.
05:24I'm a 41-year-old recycled virgin.
05:26Anyway.
05:27Lots of virginity on this show.
05:28Lots of virginity talk on this show.
05:30So, you didn't like the show.
05:32You clearly didn't like me.
05:33We fought on record.
05:34You were one of the two people I've ever had a fight with.
05:36I've hated, I hated, that was the time I hated everyone.
05:39I hated everyone actually.
05:41I thought at least that hate was targeted and I felt special.
05:44I was part of a community of people.
05:45Oh, you guys were like, oh, I remember now.
05:47Wow, I'm in like really esteemed company.
05:49I just realized.
05:50Yeah.
05:51The coffee couch always seems to have a strange effect on our guests.
05:55And this I have noticed over all the seasons.
05:57But this season, the effect was so pronounced that I was forced to give our couch a name.
06:02And that was called the couch of denial.
06:05Hmm.
06:05Do you think it was the effect of the Liometer not being there this season?
06:08I wish I had it actually.
06:09So, what is currently happening in Ranbir's life, Bebo?
06:20I, how would I answer this question?
06:22I don't know.
06:23No, because you have the information.
06:24So, and he can't broadcast anything about himself.
06:26So, what is currently happening in Ranbir's life?
06:27So, what do you think?
06:28Well, I think he's in love.
06:29And I hope he's in love because I, I mean, I love being in love.
06:32It's amazing.
06:33It's, it's a beautiful feeling.
06:34So, who's in love with?
06:35Who's the woman in his life?
06:36I mean, I don't know what the status is, but I, I mean, yeah.
06:41Well, I don't know.
06:41We were all at dinner yesterday, guys.
06:43Somebody say something.
06:44Who was at dinner?
06:46I'm being like, just say it.
06:47But why am I being grilled?
06:49So, you're saying that he's dating Katrina Kaif?
06:52Well, I think so, yes.
06:54All right.
06:54And why don't you, why do you, why do you not come out and talk about it?
06:56You know, I actually came very well prepared with an answer for this question because I knew that you would ask me this.
07:02That's the first question you asked me the last time I was here.
07:04Were you dating Katrina then?
07:05But here is my answer.
07:07I, Ranbir, would not use the platform of Coffee with Karan to speak about my personal life because that leads to a lot of unnecessary conjectures, which is your word, and speculations.
07:20Having said that, yeah, I think after a long time in my life, I feel really centered.
07:26I feel a bit settled.
07:27I feel a bit happy, professional and, professional life and personal life.
07:33And that is as much as I can tell.
07:35And I think the next time I'll speak about a relationship is when I'm engaged to marry somebody.
07:39So, we clap.
07:43Reva's culture, I think.
07:44Fantastic.
07:45Reva's culture.
07:45What is this, yeah?
07:46But now you're fine because you're dating Uday Chopra.
07:49I am.
07:50Aren't you?
07:51I like the way you just put things in.
07:52You know, I have decided that I will not say anything when it comes to my personal life because apparently I've been dating everyone.
08:01Right.
08:01So, my life has been so amazing and I want to keep it amazing.
08:05So, I'm not going to say anything.
08:06I'm going to let people speculate.
08:07I'm going to open up the paper and see that I'm living with two people at once and my mom came down.
08:11I love it.
08:11Okay, wait, wait.
08:12I was living with two people at once and my mom came down to visit.
08:15It was official.
08:16First of all, I'm thinking, when did my mom come down because she didn't come to see me?
08:21Yeah.
08:21Secondly, why am I living with two guys and paying rent?
08:24I mean, I could be saving a lot of money.
08:26What the hell is going on here?
08:27Deepika is your girlfriend, right?
08:28No.
08:29What?
08:30What?
08:31What?
08:31As in?
08:33Just like that.
08:34No.
08:36Why does nobody admit to their relationships?
08:39How passe is that?
08:40What relationship, Karan?
08:42I've got a very good and healthy relationship with Deepika Padukone.
08:46Meaning?
08:47Means like we're friends.
08:49Oh, you're our friends.
08:51We're good friends.
08:51You're just giving me the most overused line that actors and actresses from the 60s have been giving to media members.
08:59I'm not a media member.
08:59Ever since I've walked down those stairs, I've gone retro.
09:02Say true or false, just true or false, I'm not dating any of my co-stars.
09:05True.
09:06You're not dating any of your co-stars?
09:07True.
09:08Liar.
09:09True.
09:09Liar.
09:10True.
09:10Liar.
09:12No, no, no, no, no.
09:13Where's the lie?
09:13I want to kill you.
09:15So you're not in love with Aditya Roy Kapoor?
09:16I think you should ask him that.
09:18So you're not in love with Aditya Roy Kapoor?
09:20I'm very much in love with Aditya Roy Kapoor.
09:21He's very much in love with himself.
09:25So what's the status like now, Anushka?
09:27Are you single, ready to mingle or you just focused on...
09:29I'm always single on the show and everywhere else.
09:31No Virat Kohli on the block?
09:33No Virat Kohli.
09:33No?
09:34No.
09:34So I have to say even if it's not true, it's a really good looking couple.
09:37Okay.
09:38Your gran will be really happy.
09:42The country will be happy.
09:43He's such a loved cricketer.
09:44You're such a loved actress.
09:45He's such a great liais.
09:46What are you trying to do?
09:47Is it match fixing?
09:48I'm...
09:49Match fixing?
09:53Yeah, actually that's quite interesting.
09:55A great...
09:56Actually a great twist on that terminology.
09:58Yes.
09:59I'm match fixing between you and Virat Kohli.
10:00We'll see Karan, we'll see.
10:01Of course you've had boyfriend.
10:03You're behaving like a vestal virgin.
10:04Yes, I've had.
10:05No.
10:06Who has been?
10:06Let's tell us.
10:07I've had relationships but...
10:10They have obviously not worked out because I'm single now.
10:14Liar.
10:15Hey?
10:17They have not worked out as I'm single now.
10:18Are they who you told me?
10:21What a liar.
10:22She wants me to give this gossip out to the world.
10:25That I've just given her.
10:26It's true that gossip that I gave you.
10:28Not about me.
10:29Oh, what you all were talking about?
10:30Shaya and Sanakshi in the break.
10:32What?
10:32Who?
10:33That's what I picked up.
10:34No, we were talking about their show.
10:36But she was talking about herself.
10:37Which is airing today.
10:38Alright, okay.
10:40You can't say things to me on this show and then not have me repeat it.
10:43We are talking private show now.
10:45But on the record, I've heard they're not dating by the way.
10:48So I'm just correcting.
10:49That's what I said.
10:51Yeah, even I said the same thing.
10:54She told me that this is happening.
10:56I didn't know this.
10:57How do you know?
11:00Take a break.
11:01Why should I take a break?
11:02Please cut and take a break, please.
11:04On Coffee with Karan, we like our coffee to be sizzling and headline-grabbing.
11:08And thankfully, our guests never disappoint us.
11:11Here's a look at some of the more headline-grabbing and talked-about moments of the show.
11:21I think like she said, you know, I think it's a perception that actors can't get along.
11:26Really?
11:26Who else have you got along with?
11:28Karan, you know me better than that.
11:30No, I know.
11:31But I'm asking, who else have you been friendly with?
11:33That's your answer.
11:33I've been friendly with Anushka.
11:35I've been friendly with Katrina.
11:37You're friendly with Anushka.
11:37Sorry, I nearly choked on that.
11:40Sorry, you're friendly with who?
11:41Okay, in my head, I am.
11:43I don't know.
11:44But I think all these emotions are only in your head.
11:46You think you're friendly with Anushka.
11:46Unless I'm living in this bubble.
11:48I think you are.
11:49If you think you're Anushka Sharma's friend, you're definitely living in a bubble.
11:52Pop.
11:56I actually don't like skinny women.
12:01You write them voluptuous.
12:02Yeah, I think women are much hotter when they are naturally voluptuous.
12:08Some of it could taste.
12:11Please share your plan.
12:11That's what we want to know.
12:13Well, at your wedding, I'm going to do a solo dance.
12:16Paka.
12:17Paka.
12:17And Chikmi Chamele.
12:19Sheila Ki Jawani.
12:20And.
12:22Halkat Jawani.
12:23No, not only.
12:25Super hit songs of Katrina Kaer.
12:26So, let's talk about if.
12:29If.
12:29We're talking if.
12:30If and when.
12:31My outfit is ready, I'm just telling you that.
12:33Super.
12:35Technically, I have never broken up with anybody.
12:37Because I've never had a girlfriend.
12:39On record.
12:41Yeah, I've never said that I've got a girlfriend.
12:43You've not said it, but of course you've had those girlfriends.
12:45No, I've never had a girlfriend my entire life.
12:47You've stayed with some of them.
12:48I'm going to save myself for the one I get married to, Karan.
12:52You want to save yourself?
12:53Are you saying you're a virgin?
12:55Yes.
12:56You're a virgin.
12:59I mean, I've had friends.
13:01But.
13:02Without benefits.
13:04No benefits at all.
13:05No?
13:06I will get married and then.
13:10Then not be a virgin.
13:12But do you want to get married?
13:16More importantly.
13:19There was a time that I really wanted to get married.
13:21But only once it came too close, right?
13:23Not after that.
13:24No, like, Sangeeta's cards now were printed, yeah?
13:28Yeah, that I know.
13:29Yeah.
13:30And then it didn't happen.
13:32Why did she catch you?
13:34What?
13:34Did she catch you?
13:36Catch me where?
13:37Obviously somewhere.
13:39No, no, no, no, no, no.
13:42Yeah, kind of.
13:44See?
13:45That's what I thought.
13:47But does that happen often to you?
13:48Do you get caught often?
13:49I get caught.
13:49I'm stupid.
13:50What?
13:51What are you talking about?
13:51Well, Salman's a virgin and I'm a recycled virgin.
13:55Do you know what that means?
13:56Go figure it out in this short break.
13:58You're watching Best of Coffee with Karan and we'll be right back.
14:01I'm back.
14:05Telling you stories.
14:07You're back too.
14:08I'm back.
14:09I hope you enjoyed the opening title sequence.
14:11I literally went down on my knees for it.
14:13You know this show can sometimes be very educational.
14:16Now, when I invite my guests, very often I think that I know everything about them.
14:19But I have to say, this season I learned a lot of new things.
14:23Here are a few fun behind-the-scenes stories straight from the source's mouth.
14:26Have a look.
14:33We were talking about coffee because it's Coffee with Karan.
14:35And I believe that way back in Indiana, you served coffee across the counter at Starbucks.
14:40Yeah.
14:40Can you describe how you were propositioned by American girls in the typical accent?
14:44Because I used to work it also.
14:45I used to work this.
14:46I used to try and make work fun.
14:47Oh, you're a player.
14:49What a player.
14:50What a player.
14:50What a player.
14:52I used to work it.
14:53I used to keep my hair that long.
14:54Yeah.
14:54And I used to be all tanned and all, which is, I looked distinctive.
15:00Yes.
15:00There used to be all these really hot Jewish girls who used to take a coffee to class every morning.
15:05And they used to say, oh my God, the guy behind the counter, he's so exotic looking.
15:08He's like such a dreamboat.
15:10He's like so dreamy.
15:12And yeah, I used to totally work it from across the counter.
15:16I used to purposely put on the Indian accent because I used to find that very appealing.
15:20So what did you say?
15:20Oh my God, do you go to like school on a camo?
15:23I'll be like, no baby, I take the magic carpet.
15:26This was your Indian accent?
15:29No, I used to talk like Appu from The Simpsons.
15:33Which was?
15:34Would you like some extra cream with that?
15:37Oh my God, he's so exotic.
15:40I feel so exotic.
15:42Baba, you're so talented.
15:44You're a talent.
15:45You're a volcano.
15:45You're a volcano.
15:46I think we were really close when we were young.
15:50I have two vivid memories of Kareena as a child.
15:54I remember we used to go every Sunday to our grandmother's house in Chimbur.
15:59Dadi's house.
16:00And the first visual I remember, there was a small nala behind our house.
16:04And during the monsoons, there were these little crabs that used to come.
16:07And me and my sister and Kareena and Lola, we used to love playing with those crabs.
16:11Crabs?
16:12Crabs, small crabs.
16:13So the first time Bebo saw the nala, she thought it was a swimming pool and she dived in it.
16:17Oh God.
16:18That was my first visual.
16:19And the second thing I remember and it really, and it disturbs me deeply is that Ridima and Kareena used to play house-house.
16:27And I used to be the husband and I used to keep alternating between Ridima's husband and her husband.
16:31That is very incestuous.
16:32Oh God, that is incestuous.
16:33Because I was the younger one.
16:35I'm glad I don't remember this.
16:36I was around four years old and she and Ridima were six years old.
16:39But I clearly remember that and it still disturbs me.
16:42That's deeply disturbing.
16:43That is.
16:43My mom would have an issue because of the school pants.
16:47Because of how tight they used to get on the...
16:50So, she would always tell me, what is this?
16:53Who have you got this from?
16:54And my own mother would make fun of me, just imagine.
16:56You should be proud now.
16:57Yeah, I should see.
16:58Are you on the pole?
16:59I'm okay with it.
17:00I don't really think about it much that I've got her.
17:02I know it's...
17:03It's good.
17:03He doesn't know.
17:05I mean, it's fine.
17:07It's there.
17:08So how much work does go?
17:09No work, actually.
17:10It's just natural.
17:11You're just naturally endowed.
17:12It's natural.
17:13I swear.
17:14I think it's just...
17:14Why are we doing this?
17:16I don't know.
17:16That's how I get sucked into these conversations.
17:19Sonam, who I love and adore.
17:21And you worked with in Bhag Milka.
17:22And you told me the most hysterical things sometimes about how traumatizing it was for you.
17:27Post the release of the film.
17:28When you were marketing it.
17:30Because she's like this fashionista.
17:32And you're completely...
17:33Yeah, we look like we're promoting two different movies.
17:36So when I went with her promoting, one day we went.
17:39And we were going to the House of Lords.
17:42Yeah.
17:43And so everyone was like, you have to dress up.
17:45You can't not dress up and go there.
17:46So we wore a suit and everything.
17:48And we reached there.
17:51And the first thing I get out of the car and we're about to go in.
17:53And she looks at me and she goes, why haven't you ironed your tie?
17:56Oh my God!
17:57And from that moment on, I was only...
18:00And she was like, it's not straight.
18:01So everything that was going on, they're like, this is sir, so and so.
18:05I'm like, hello.
18:07I was only checking my tie.
18:09And then she would look at me and go like...
18:11Yeah, she just completely freaked me out.
18:13Imagine someone came to you or you and said, hi, we really like the way you look and your
18:18personality fits our character.
18:20Come to China and learn Chinese for two months and then be our main lead.
18:24Can you learn Chinese in two months?
18:26No.
18:26For me, it was like, buta, buta, buta, buta, the whole entire time.
18:29I didn't know what the hell I was saying.
18:30I was like, buta, buta, buta, buta, oh, I'm going to cry.
18:33Oh, buta, buta, buta, buta, happy, oh, yeah.
18:36You know?
18:37So I feel bad for one beer.
18:39And you sang songs?
18:40I don't know what I was doing.
18:42I was dancing.
18:43I was like, I was crying.
18:46I was dying.
18:46I speak Hindi and I think it's a real, it's a real talent to do that.
18:50Really.
18:50Give me a dialogue in Hindi that you said that you can say, even if it sounds mad.
18:54I don't know.
18:54I will say, I love you.
18:56That's all I can say.
18:57That's all you can say.
18:58I can say more, but I get really nervous.
19:00Now my armpits are sweating.
19:01Thanks.
19:02Okay.
19:03We talk about actors.
19:04It's always hysterical like you were, because we have Kareena in common.
19:07How Kareena told her like, I want to do a film just me.
19:10But she said, but this is a family film.
19:12You can't be a family.
19:14You can't be the whole family.
19:16You told her that, didn't you?
19:17Yeah, of course.
19:18She wanted to just do a film with just, Zoya, she loves Zoya.
19:21So she said that, and they have this, Zoya and Kareena have the most outstanding dynamic
19:26in a room.
19:27Like she has, please tell her the first time you had this argument with her.
19:31Because Rohit is working with her at Shah Rukh's house.
19:34It was hysterical.
19:35She's very funny.
19:36She was like, we were talking about movies and all.
19:38And she was like, do you like Dilwale?
19:40I said, yeah.
19:41No, but did you see Dilwale and want to run behind a train?
19:44So I said, no.
19:45So she's like, but didn't you want to just run behind a train and get on it?
19:49I was like, not really.
19:50So she's like, but isn't it your favorite love story in the world?
19:53I said, no.
19:54I like it a lot.
19:56I really like the movie and all that.
19:57But it's not my favorite.
19:58Like Casablanca is my favorite love story ever.
20:01And she was like, you'll never make a movie.
20:04And I was like, really?
20:05And she's like, yeah, if you don't think Dilwale is the best movie ever made,
20:07you won't be a filmmaker.
20:08I said, you're wrong again.
20:10Was this before we met or after?
20:11It was way before.
20:12Otherwise, you would have gone away by saying actually.
20:16So then we started arguing and it was really funny because Shah Rukh was in the middle saying,
20:19calm down, calm down.
20:20It's okay.
20:21She loves Dilwale.
20:23You like Dilwale.
20:25Calm down, calm down.
20:26But it was very fun.
20:27But I get off with her.
20:28But that's Kareena Kapoor for all of us.
20:30She's fun though.
20:31Do you know, Hema ji once told me that, like, which is a great comparison.
20:36She used to reach the set in the 70s and say, what is it?
20:38Who's the film?
20:39Who's the hero?
20:40What is it?
20:40Happy, sad, song.
20:42And this would tell her it was either happy, sad.
20:46You sound like our director Prabhu Deva.
20:48Yeah.
20:49What did it?
20:49Okay, calm.
20:50Happy, sad, stop, cut, do.
20:52Left, right, go.
20:54Left, right, go?
20:55Yeah.
20:55Happy, sad, action, song.
20:58Do.
20:59Do.
21:00Yeah.
21:00Do means what?
21:01Do.
21:01Do means do.
21:03Do.
21:04Do means just go out there and do whatever you like.
21:06Yeah.
21:07C step, now do.
21:09That's it.
21:10Behind the scenes you just experienced.
21:12But beneath the sheets.
21:13Well, this season, we did seem to go there a lot.
21:16No, it wasn't actually by design.
21:17But maybe it was the subtle influences of our tagline.
21:20Steaming coffee should we call it.
21:21I'm sure both of you have sinned, but nobody's thinking anything.
21:30Nobody's asking the right questions.
21:31I'm asking, have you all ever had lesbian encounters?
21:34Huh?
21:35I'm just thinking.
21:36I should get down to something drastic.
21:37That's not a sin.
21:38No, it's not a sin.
21:39Of course it's not.
21:39Then?
21:39But it's okay.
21:40Why are you rubbing your knee?
21:47No, I'm not rubbing my knee.
21:49I'm not saying it.
21:51It's not wrong.
21:52How would you react if a male costa hit on you?
21:54Tell him how I react when you hit on me.
21:57He takes his pants off.
21:58We have lots of books at home.
22:03And he likes to arrange the books according to the height.
22:08I like to arrange them according to thickness.
22:12So.
22:14Why don't you try alphabetically?
22:15It might be the simplest.
22:17So, you know.
22:17But then we found a midway.
22:20So, he likes them tall.
22:21You like them thick.
22:22The books.
22:22So, how do you all find a mid-balance between the two?
22:29No.
22:30I compromise.
22:32I didn't.
22:35I didn't.
22:37Right.
22:37We found a midway.
22:39My side of the books are arranged.
22:40But no reason we were talking about books.
22:42Yeah, of course.
22:42He's become a V2.
22:45I'm not a dog.
22:47I'm just like.
22:48I just realized why he was blushing.
22:51I ask all the girls.
22:52Is it true that the men take longer?
22:54Fun not intended.
22:55Sorry.
22:56It's better that way, no?
22:57Don't you think?
23:00The other way round is not very nice.
23:01You know, I try so hard.
23:05For this show.
23:06Not to go down a sexual way.
23:08But it goes down there.
23:10You're succeeding beautifully with it.
23:11So, the most rocking of our rocking rapid fire round.
23:14Coming up right after this short break.
23:15Trust me.
23:16You don't want to miss this one.
23:22Welcome back.
23:23You're watching the best of Coffee with Karan season 4.
23:26You know, it never ceases to amaze me how this rapid fire round, which we very innocently
23:31introduced in season 1, has become such a monster.
23:34Truly a monster.
23:35Not only has it been replicated in innumerable places over this decade, but it's also gone
23:40from being the rapid fire round to the dreaded rapid fire round.
23:44Here's a look at some of the most rapid and full of fire answers and some interesting
23:48revelations from this season.
23:50Ready!
23:51You are dying to win this hamper.
23:52I just want to tell you.
23:53I am winning this hamper.
23:54Whoever wins, I am getting the hamper.
23:55Contrary to what you think, you have never won this in your entire coffee career.
23:58I have won it.
23:59You have forgotten.
24:00Abhishek, are you ready?
24:01Brace yourself.
24:02Brace yourself.
24:04You're a veteran at this, man.
24:06I mean, if we give some controversial answers, we'll get a hamper.
24:10Say true or false, just true or false, Ranveer Singh is a better actor than Ranveer Kapoor.
24:25See, I know.
24:27You know who's a better actor.
24:27Yeah.
24:28Means right now I'm feeling one thing.
24:32But I don't necessarily want to say it.
24:34React in one word to the following.
24:36Badminton.
24:37Sainal Nehwal Prakash Padukone.
24:40Ibiza.
24:41Ibiza, I think the profits from Ibiza tourism should be shared a bit with me.
24:48An overrated film according to you.
24:50Barfi.
24:51An overrated director according to you.
24:54Sanjay Leela Bansali.
24:57One person who should never think of dating Alia.
25:00No one should think of dating Alia.
25:01I want to keep her locked under.
25:04Father of the bride's cloak.
25:06Who in Bollywood would win the following awards?
25:08Biggest gossip monger.
25:09Ayaan Mukherjee.
25:11Ayaan Mukherjee.
25:12I would also give it to him.
25:13To him.
25:13Followed by Ranveer Kapoor.
25:15In fact, the scandalous thing that you asked me.
25:18I think I would find out that Ranveer Kapoor is that source in every article that's ever come out.
25:22Who's the first person who comes to your mind when I say the following?
25:25Mama's boy.
25:26Ranveer.
25:27Gossip queen.
25:28Ranveer.
25:28If you woke up as the following people, what is the first thing you would do?
25:34Ranveer Kapoor.
25:36As Ranveer Kapoor or with Ranveer Kapoor?
25:41As Ranveer Kapoor, I'm not sure what I'd do.
25:43I'd do another great film.
25:44Please see Prisky.
25:46Prisky husband.
25:47Who has not?
25:48You still like Ranveer Kapoor now?
25:49Ranveer, let's see what I'd do.
25:52Kill, Marry, Hookup.
25:54One for each.
25:55Priyanka, Nargis, Anushka.
25:57Kill, Priyanka.
26:00Marry, Anushka.
26:01And hook up with Nargis.
26:03Who would you cast as the lead actor in the following films based only on the title?
26:06Friends with benefits.
26:08Deepika and Ranveer.
26:10Kill, Marry, Hookup.
26:11One for each.
26:11Anushka, Alia, Deepika.
26:13I'm killing Deepika because she took him away from me.
26:17Mama.
26:19Sold.
26:19Sold for two rupees.
26:21Okay, choices very quickly.
26:23Sex or food?
26:24Oh, I've eaten enough for 27 years.
26:27If you could steal one thing from the following people, not necessarily materialistic,
26:31what would you steal?
26:32Abhishek Bachchan.
26:33His wife.
26:34Okay, Saif Ali Khan.
26:36His wife.
26:37Shahrukh Khan.
26:38His wife?
26:39His house.
26:40Not his wife, thank God.
26:41No, it's all right.
26:42His house.
26:42I'll leave him alone.
26:44All right.
26:45If you were to enter the following people's bedrooms, what would you find?
26:49Saif Ali Khan.
26:50I hope Kareena Kapoor.
26:52Malika Sharawat.
26:54An idiot's handbook to succeed in Hollywood.
26:58Okay.
27:00That's vicious.
27:01Name an actor or actress that comes to your mind when I say the following.
27:06Macho.
27:07Salman.
27:08Plastic.
27:09Aishwarya.
27:09If you wrote a matrimonial ad for yourself, what would it say?
27:12We'll be willing to marry anybody who is not looking for a fair, light-eyed virgin.
27:19If you wake up one day and find Sunny Leon in your bed, what would you do?
27:25Um, have breakfast.
27:27Sunny side up.
27:30Right.
27:30Eggs.
27:32Sunny side up?
27:34Is, I'm just seeing a visual of this happen.
27:37Have you ever, yes or no, hooked up in a public place?
27:40Yes.
27:41Hit on a co-actor?
27:43Yes.
27:44Drunk dialed in X?
27:45Yes.
27:46Showed up drunk on set?
27:47That's all I've been doing so far.
27:50If you woke up as the following people, what would you do?
27:53If you woke up as Salman Khan?
27:54I would lose my virginity.
27:59If the following people were brands, what would their tagline be if they were a brand?
28:04Sonam Kapoor.
28:05Now with unlimited talk time.
28:08One thing men should know about women but don't?
28:11That women like it, need it and want it as much as they do.
28:20Lovely.
28:22Fantastic.
28:22All right.
28:23Hot or not?
28:24Just one of the two.
28:24Shait Kapoor.
28:26Hot.
28:27Akshay Kumar.
28:27Hot.
28:28Imesh Rishamya.
28:29Very hot.
28:31Fire laughing.
28:32You were laughing.
28:33He's my neighbor.
28:35He's very cool.
28:35Ranveer Singh.
28:36Hot.
28:37Shirish Gundar.
28:38Hottest.
28:40Shiny Ahuja.
28:43No comments now.
28:46This much even I can't lie.
28:47And at gunpoint if you were forced to have a gay encounter with somebody, who would you pick?
28:56At gunpoint I would have the gay encounter with anyone here.
28:59I don't know.
29:00I'll be more comfortable with my sister-in-law so I'll say Katrina Kaif.
29:05But Deepika, where do you think we're going after this?
29:07I had a man crush on Hrithik Roshan after Doom too.
29:11I'll get shot.
29:14You die.
29:15I'll die.
29:15Kangana Ranat.
29:16Kangana?
29:17Yeah.
29:17She's quite a hottie.
29:18Ranpa and Sunny Leone.
29:20Karan.
29:21You ask this question for what reason?
29:25There's a gun.
29:27Now this rapid fire sometimes has a nasty habit of backfiring.
29:31Making poor innocent me the target.
29:39This is now Karanjo's rapid fire round.
29:43Oh God, I'm stressed.
29:45I'm very hyper.
29:47Who would you rather have as your enemy?
29:50Right.
29:51Me,
29:53SRK and the entire Chopra family.
29:55Remember how hard I kick.
29:58How can anyone choose an enemy?
30:00I don't know.
30:00You can choose a friend.
30:01This is your rapid fire.
30:02Come on.
30:03Now you will understand what we go through.
30:05Now you will understand.
30:07And these questions are heavy.
30:09Yeah, okay.
30:09And I've written all day.
30:12Now you are going to go through it.
30:15Oh God.
30:15You can say easily,
30:16I'll give you more.
30:18Give it.
30:19Who would I have as?
30:20Give it.
30:20Come on, baby.
30:20Think about it.
30:21Think about it.
30:21Light one.
30:22Light one.
30:22Light one.
30:22Light one.
30:22Light one.
30:23Light one.
30:23Light one.
30:23Think about it.
30:24At gunpoint, if you were forced to have a gay encounter, who would you wanted to be it with?
30:28But just to make you feel good, you, Karan.
30:37Okay.
30:38But I'm the guy.
30:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:41Get it.
30:41Biggest gossip manga, who would you think would stand the following Hollywood remakes?
30:5340-year-old virgin.
30:57He's sitting in front of me.
30:58Now that you've taken up acting, baby.
31:01I love the way you think I'm a 40-year-old virgin, Julie.
31:04No, I'm 23-year-old.
31:06No.
31:06You mean you're certainly not a virgin?
31:10I'm not offended by my age.
31:12I'm offended you think I'm a virgin.
31:14Okay, okay.
31:15Okay.
31:15A person from the film industry you'd like to go on a romantic date with?
31:19You.
31:20What rubbish?
31:21Shut up.
31:21I've been booing you for years.
31:22You dumped me for Ekta Kapoor.
31:24Then.
31:27Okay.
31:28All right.
31:29And the strangest rumor you've heard about yourself?
31:32That I had to do all kinds of strange things in order to get my first job with you.
31:42Okay, he wins it.
31:43And it's not enough that my guests have questions for me.
31:45We also have an Idea subscriber who has a question for me.
31:49Hi, Karin.
31:49Who do you think among the young generation of actors has the best on-screen chemistry?
31:54Is it Ranbir Katrina or Ranbir Deepika?
31:56Well, I have the good fortune of producing a film called Yeh Jawani Hai Diwani,
31:59which went on to be a monster box office success.
32:02That starred Ranbir and Deepika.
32:04So, I'm going to go very, very company and say Ranbir and Deepika is definitely the best pair.
32:09So, what exactly is in this most coveted coffee hamper?
32:13If you want to know, you will not touch that remote.
32:16See you on the other side of this short break.
32:19Welcome back and we're watching the best of Coffee with Karan season 4.
32:26I need to let you know on a secret.
32:29You know the coffee quiz wasn't planned as a regular feature on the show.
32:32It actually happened by accident.
32:34The very first episode we shot for this season was the Ranbir Kareena episode.
32:38And I just thought I would have some fun with them by asking them some trivia on the Kapoor clan.
32:42But that worked so well and had so much energy that we just had to make it a regular feature.
32:47And I must say, I really enjoyed this segment the most on the show this season.
32:51It's a prize.
32:55You have to complete the...
32:57She has reached my mouth with this remote control.
33:00I won't start your film.
33:01Too slow.
33:03Cheera.
33:03Brown is a cheera.
33:04Karan is a cheera.
33:06This is very stressful.
33:08Stop looking at him.
33:09I'll slap you right now.
33:10I got it first.
33:11Karan, you're not seeing my hand now.
33:13I won't start your film for a year now.
33:16I think I'm going to get a heart attack.
33:17Oh God.
33:18And those are the questions.
33:19Are you lost?
33:20I lost.
33:20I won.
33:23I want you to take this also home since you're so greedy.
33:28Don't bother coming to shooting on Monday.
33:29Yes, you drove out my dates.
33:31I'm not coming on coffee with Karan ever again.
33:33I won this round.
33:33That's all.
33:39Sing a song by the following music directors.
33:42Okay.
33:43Are you looking at me dumb or are you looking at me hating?
33:47This is that look.
33:49When an actor hits on you.
33:50This is when an actor hits on you.
33:54In Dilwale Dulhanya, we'll get to you.
33:55No, cheer.
33:56Where does Raj first meet Simran's fiancé?
34:02At a conference.
34:04Oh, sorry.
34:04At a conference.
34:05In the house.
34:06Wrong.
34:07It's in the jungle.
34:08No, they were at the conference when they make a phone call to Anjali.
34:10That is in Kuch Kuch Hota Hai.
34:12Alright.
34:13Alright.
34:13Alright.
34:13Alright.
34:22Do it so confidently.
34:24In the conference?
34:25I said in Dilwale where was the conference?
34:27What is the name of the dog in Hamapkeh Korn?
34:36Sweetie.
34:39Are you kidding?
34:41No, it's not right.
34:43Tommy?
34:45I don't know. I'm not even...
34:46Now you say Moti.
34:47Yeah, but it must be like that only.
34:50Pinky.
34:52No, give her the...
34:54Give it to her. If I knew this...
34:55Lovely!
34:57Moti.
34:58No.
34:59Pretty.
35:00I know the dog's name is Tuffin Mahuna.
35:01No.
35:02Who is Tuffin Mahuna?
35:05Tuffin.
35:06You win it.
35:08Give it to me, give it to me.
35:09I have to get Amber.
35:11Who said an eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind?
35:15Robert De Niro.
35:16What?
35:17I don't know what is this. I don't remember this.
35:19I'm shocked.
35:20What do you mean?
35:21Mahatma Gandhi said it.
35:22Mahatma Gandhi said it.
35:23Mahatma Gandhi.
35:24We went into Bollywood and Bollywood films.
35:26You went into Bollywood.
35:27You made Mahatma versus Gandhi.
35:28You should remember that.
35:29No, no, I was going to say Mahatma Gandhi was not in the film.
35:32But how can you say Robert if you had said this?
35:36Okay, who am I? Is it not me?
35:38Okay.
35:39You're a person.
35:40No, not me.
35:41You're a human.
35:42You're a director.
35:43No, no.
35:44I'm giving you the hint.
35:45Johar.
35:46Celebrity.
35:47No.
35:48Sexy.
35:49I have to yet give you the clue.
35:50I just said who am I like this person.
35:51Who is he?
35:52Karin.
35:53Johar.
35:54You are you.
35:55No.
35:56I am me.
35:57You.
35:58Who?
35:59I have to yet give you the clue.
36:01Oh.
36:02Oh.
36:03He's like who am I?
36:04He is not you.
36:05That's for sure.
36:06No.
36:07Okay, go.
36:08Okay, I'm ready.
36:09Okay, he's having a Punta moment again.
36:11A Punta.
36:12Punta moment.
36:13Okay.
36:14Ten eight.
36:15Who am I?
36:16I'm sorry.
36:19I'm sorry.
36:20I can't.
36:21Oh, shh.
36:22Okay.
36:23Okay.
36:24I was born in 1949.
36:26You were?
36:27In New Jersey.
36:28No.
36:29You were that old.
36:31You look really good for your age.
36:34What?
36:35What's the secret?
36:36No.
36:37I'm not a woman myself.
36:38I'm reading about this person.
36:41Which of these is not a film starring Govinda?
36:44Yeah.
36:45Hero No. 1.
36:46Kohli No. 1.
36:47BV No. 1.
36:48BV No. 1.
36:49BV No. 1.
36:50BV No. 1.
36:51BV No. 1.
36:52BV No. 1.
36:53First it's Kohli not Kohli.
36:54He's not Kohli Bada.
36:55Kohli Bada.
36:56You didn't still buzz for that.
36:57Kohli Bada.
36:58Kohli Bada.
36:59Okay.
37:00Seven All.
37:01Seven All.
37:02What are they saying?
37:13Who directed Piasa?
37:14Gurudat.
37:15I didn't hear the buzzer.
37:16I didn't hear the buzzer.
37:17I did.
37:18I pressed it 10 times Karan.
37:19I pressed the buzzer.
37:20It didn't start.
37:21It didn't start.
37:22I said it for.
37:23Next question.
37:24I pressed it like this at you.
37:25I didn't hear the buzzer.
37:26But it didn't go off.
37:27Even now going off.
37:28It's not going off Karan.
37:29My buzzer.
37:30I didn't hear the excuses.
37:31Baby it's still not working.
37:32I don't care.
37:33Next question.
37:34Karan that's not fair.
37:35Next question.
37:36Okay.
37:37But make it work.
37:38Next time also I lose.
37:39You're not pressing it properly.
37:40Baby it's not.
37:41You guys are sick ya.
37:42You guys have tweaked this ya.
37:44There's no battery in there.
37:45Angel.
37:46Sick personality you are my love.
37:48This was not my question.
37:49That was my idea.
37:50Who is the president of India?
37:52Manmohan Singh.
37:53President!
37:54Ranam Mukherjee.
37:55Ranam Mukherjee.
37:56Ranam Mukherjee.
37:57Ranam Mukherjee.
37:58Sorry sorry sorry.
37:59Prithviraj Chauhan.
38:00Sorry sorry.
38:01He's the chief minister.
38:02Sorry sorry sorry.
38:03I'm doing this thing.
38:04Ranam Mukherjee.
38:05I know the president.
38:07Sorry sorry.
38:08I got confused.
38:10They both start from P.
38:11Who is the chief minister of Maharashtra?
38:13Ashok Chavan.
38:14His name is not Ashok Chavan.
38:16He's Prithira Chavan.
38:17And you just have an Aaliyah moment.
38:19I'm so glad.
38:20That's my next promo.
38:24One Kapoor directed the Zeenath Aman starrer Manoranjan.
38:26Name the film.
38:27Name the person.
38:29Yeah.
38:30One minute, one minute, one minute.
38:31I know.
38:33Manoranjan.
38:34Time up, time up.
38:35Time up.
38:36Time up.
38:37Shami Kapoor.
38:41You're buzzed.
38:42I'm trying to cheat.
38:43I'm looking at people to tell me.
38:44Okay.
38:45Now.
38:46It's 5-7.
38:47And this question because it requires you to do something.
38:49Can get you three points.
38:51Three points.
38:52Okay.
38:53Both of you have to connect to your respective mothers.
38:55Let's see how fast that happens.
38:56One minute, one minute, one minute.
38:57And then I will tell you what question to ask.
38:59What? Okay.
39:00First connect.
39:01Let's see how fast you all are.
39:02She has my song, I'm sorry.
39:03Hello.
39:04Ma, hi.
39:05Did you get through?
39:06Ma, mom.
39:07Just one second.
39:08What?
39:09What is?
39:10Bavita, Aunty, Neetu Ji's debut film.
39:11What is your debut film, mom?
39:12Say fast.
39:13Say fast, ma.
39:14Rikshawala.
39:15Your first movie.
39:1710 lakh, 10 lakh, 10 lakh.
39:18He said it first.
39:19What?
39:20Rikshawala.
39:2110 lakh, 10 lakh.
39:22He said it first.
39:23What?
39:24Rikshawala.
39:2510 lakh, 10 lakh.
39:26He said it first.
39:2710 lakh, 10 lakh.
39:28Okay, okay. Done.
39:29Raaz and 10 lakh.
39:30Okay, bye.
39:31Sorry, you lost.
39:32He said it first.
39:33Two debut films.
39:34Okay, okay.
39:35I'm calling you back.
39:36Okay, okay.
39:37Raaz and 10 lakh.
39:38But he said Rikshawala already.
39:40Why?
39:41She was answering.
39:42I'm not coming on Coffee with Karan ever again.
39:44I've won this round.
39:45That's all.
39:46No, but you have not.
39:47What do you mean?
39:48She said 10 lakh.
39:49I said 10 lakh.
39:50But he said Rikshawala before you.
39:53No, this is really wrong.
39:54I'm not talking to Ranveer.
39:55I have won this round.
39:56Before I say goodbye, I just want to thank all the viewers of Coffee with Karan
40:00for making it the highest rated English language show in the country
40:03and possibly the most watched Indian show on the internet.
40:06Without you, needless to say, this show wouldn't be possible.
40:09I truly had a great time this season and I hope you did too.
40:12We'll be back soon with season 5.
40:14Till then, good night.
40:22Technically, I've never broken up with anybody because I've never had a girlfriend.
40:27You've stayed with some of them.
40:28I'm going to save myself for the one I get married to, Karan.
40:31You want to save yourself?
40:32I'm sorry.
40:33Are you saying you're a virgin?
40:34Yes.
40:35I'm sorry for the one I get married to.
40:36I'm sorry.
40:37I'm sorry.
40:38I'm sorry.
40:40I'm sorry.
40:41But I won't even know.
40:42Okay.
40:43I'll take it later.
40:44I do.
40:45Thank you for the way.
40:46You'll be waiting for me.
40:47Please, thank you for the next day.
40:48I'm sorry.
40:49You're my.
40:50I go.
40:51You're my.
40:52You're my.
40:54I'm sorry.
40:55I'm sorry.
40:56I'm sorry.
40:57But I'll go.
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