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Full Episode Of Chrismas With A Country Bad Boy
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00:00:00So I'm playing the space show for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:09Alright, it's about that time.
00:00:11So are you kissing anybody at night?
00:00:13Uh, uh, yeah, him.
00:00:22Hi!
00:00:23Just hang on.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:01:00Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:01:30Six, five, five, four, three, two, one!
00:01:36Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:01:40I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:45I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:48Happy New Year.
00:01:55Sam, it's me.
00:01:56Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:59I don't care how.
00:02:00Just do it.
00:02:01I will find you.
00:02:02Maximus.
00:02:03Maximus.
00:02:04Maximus.
00:02:06Maximus.
00:08:02If you want me to be a husband and this figure to your family plan, I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:08:08It'll make it more believable.
00:08:13Fine. Yeah, fine. Okay.
00:08:15Let's go.
00:09:15We should probably kiss.
00:10:45Here, this is...
00:11:15Hi, guys.
00:11:45What?
00:11:47What?
00:11:48What?
00:11:48Do you do that often?
00:11:49As often as I can?
00:11:52We should go.
00:11:57We're going to...
00:11:58We're going to...
00:12:02We're going to...
00:12:03We're going to...
00:12:32And we're going to...
00:12:33And we're going to...
00:12:39We're going to...
00:12:40We're going to...
00:12:41We're going to...
00:12:42We're going to...
00:12:48We're going to...
00:12:49We're going to...
00:12:50Do you do what we're going to do...
00:12:51We're going to...
00:12:53Sort of.
00:12:54Not that I'm judging, I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat most of us alive.
00:13:01Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:13:04I think that's respectable.
00:13:06Can we pick another company?
00:13:08No. Harrison Group is perfect.
00:13:11You'll find it impressive. My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:13:14So, perfect.
00:13:15Oh, and, uh, are there something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:24Don't worry. Okay, I clean up nicely. I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:30Too much.
00:13:45So, Sam, it's time to check out the new H.D. cell.
00:13:55Put on your covered in water, you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:14:01It's my daughter's.
00:14:02It's my daughter's.
00:14:04Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:07Hey, there they are!
00:14:27Oh, my God.
00:14:29Aren't you, Nathan?
00:14:30Oh, I missed you.
00:14:32Oh, where is this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:36He's coming.
00:14:37Please don't tell me Max has failed.
00:14:42So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:45When's he arriving?
00:14:47Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to tell people talking.
00:14:52Poor thing.
00:14:53Not surprising.
00:14:54I mean, she's 30.
00:14:56Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:59Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:15:03This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:15:09Auntie Pamela, Daddy, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:15:14We're only worried about you.
00:15:16All these years without a husband.
00:15:19Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:21You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:24And look what happened.
00:15:25She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:29I'm not alone.
00:15:31Mm-hmm.
00:15:31And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:37He's a manager.
00:15:39Manager?
00:15:40Of what?
00:15:42Trash.
00:15:43Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:48You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:51Actually, he's right here.
00:15:57Oh, wow.
00:15:58He's really good looking.
00:16:03Oh, must be AI.
00:16:05Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:16:09Hey, that's enough.
00:16:10She's our daughter, and your niece shows some respect.
00:16:14Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:16:21Well, guess what?
00:16:23William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:26It's 500 grand a year.
00:16:29That's half a million.
00:16:31Half a million.
00:16:33Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:36And speak of the devil.
00:16:39There you are.
00:16:55Oh, look at you now, living the dream.
00:17:00Oh, Jess, thank you, Eva.
00:17:02Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:17:08So, Marion, huh?
00:17:10Is it serious?
00:17:13That's what marriage is.
00:17:14It's pretty serious.
00:17:16Wow.
00:17:17You must have rushed to time to night, huh?
00:17:20Makes sense, though.
00:17:21You not being a hot-dum thing anymore.
00:17:24Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:26Yeah, a bullet dog, really.
00:17:30Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:33That's right.
00:17:35Just bought this brand-new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:39What a love, a man in red.
00:17:41Sexy.
00:17:42A Santa Claus.
00:17:44Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:46Don't touch me.
00:17:47Oh, so entitled.
00:17:50William's a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:53And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:58I mean, look at that car.
00:18:01Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:18:04Think of the life I can give you in Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:18:07Get you nobody's husband and marry me instead.
00:18:12I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on birth.
00:18:15My mom would never marry.
00:18:22She already had love, and he's going to kick to your foot.
00:18:29Is that so?
00:18:30Well, then, where is he?
00:18:33Because they don't see him.
00:18:34Does anyone see him?
00:18:38No.
00:18:39Just like I thought.
00:18:41Family lies just like mommy.
00:18:43That puts you on the Nihilus.
00:18:47And let me show you that was not in children.
00:18:52Hey, mommy.
00:18:54Hey, are you okay?
00:18:55See that?
00:18:57Oh, my God.
00:18:58Let me take her into your past, okay?
00:19:00Come on.
00:19:01Let's go.
00:19:03What does the matter with you?
00:19:06How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:19:10Let me go.
00:19:11Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:19:16Let me go.
00:19:31Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:36Now, it's the king.
00:19:41Oh, you see.
00:19:45Where's Piper?
00:19:47William Hitter.
00:19:49Long down, I'll take her inside.
00:19:51Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:54Well, well, well.
00:19:55It isn't a waste manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:59That's right.
00:19:59Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:20:03Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:20:07It's an honor to meet you.
00:20:09I'm Max.
00:20:10Eva told us all about you.
00:20:12From New York.
00:20:13Polite.
00:20:13Handsome.
00:20:14Just like she said.
00:20:17Wow.
00:20:18He was an AI.
00:20:20See?
00:20:20He's real.
00:20:22He's more of a man here than what he would ever dream be.
00:20:25You son of a bitch.
00:20:26You just rolled my suit.
00:20:28And what do I get to drive that...
00:20:29That pristine automobile?
00:20:32That car?
00:20:34Oh, my God.
00:20:35That's worth more than a house.
00:20:38That car?
00:20:39Someone with the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:43Wait.
00:20:45Are you?
00:20:50Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:53And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:55I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:57You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:21:00You stole it.
00:21:01That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:21:03Jesus.
00:21:04How did you get away with it?
00:21:06That's what I want to know.
00:21:08Enough.
00:21:09Please.
00:21:11I'm just my daughter.
00:21:13She would never marry a girl.
00:21:17Max.
00:21:17Be honest with me.
00:21:19Where did that car come from?
00:21:21I'm just a one-flight.
00:21:23I'll be more than you leave in your rig at three light times.
00:21:27So, you need a breath in a minute.
00:21:32All right, listen, I'm calling the cops.
00:21:34Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:39Are you feeling nervous to me, Bob?
00:21:42Oh, well.
00:21:43Too late.
00:21:44Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:59It's my car.
00:22:00It's not stolen.
00:22:01Yeah?
00:22:02If it's yours, then prove it.
00:22:05Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:22:08Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:22:09Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:22:12But then you have to get lost.
00:22:14And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:22:16Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:22:19Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:22:21Loser.
00:22:22Say one more word, and I'll give them a real reason to take me in.
00:22:25Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:22:30He's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:34Here.
00:22:35Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:45Mr. Harrison?
00:22:47Mr. Harrison?
00:22:53Mr. Harrison?
00:22:54Just play along.
00:22:57Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:59Now get the fuck out of here.
00:23:01Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:23:03Yes, sir.
00:23:04I'm so sorry, sir.
00:23:06Hey, please.
00:23:07Please, sir.
00:23:08Oh, please.
00:23:19Oh, that William.
00:23:22What a jerk, huh?
00:23:23You fooled me.
00:23:24What can I say?
00:23:26Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:23:30Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:23:32Oh, come on.
00:23:32You know, we were just looking out for you.
00:23:35Waste for jealous, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:38You know, my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:40Soon.
00:23:40Do you think that you could help him get us open the door?
00:23:44A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mail room, would open doors.
00:23:49Yes, we are family, aren't we?
00:23:51And we take care of each other.
00:23:55If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else's.
00:23:59Abigail, come on.
00:24:00Talk to her for us.
00:24:03Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:24:06Yeah.
00:24:06I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:24:09My daughter is just far too busy for your best life for my new son-in-law.
00:24:15Come on, guys.
00:24:16Let's go in.
00:24:17Welcome to the family.
00:24:21Welcome to the family.
00:24:27This is your fault, Pam.
00:24:29You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:24:33My fault.
00:24:33You are the one who is pushing her onto that worm, will you?
00:24:38Hold!
00:24:47Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:49And how do you know the seat of the Harrison Group?
00:24:52And how old are you?
00:24:52I told you.
00:24:53I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:56I have a friend in high places.
00:24:58A friend who just hands your keys to that million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury car?
00:25:02Yes.
00:25:03It's the season of giving.
00:25:05He knows people.
00:25:07Has connections.
00:25:08He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:25:11You're the crime boss, aren't you?
00:25:12Yeah, you best not forget it, capisce?
00:25:14Oh, my God.
00:25:15Just don't blow your cover.
00:25:18Dad!
00:25:19Mom!
00:25:20Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:25:23Oh, honey.
00:25:24We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good look.
00:25:31I think they get it, hon.
00:25:32Uh, how's Piper?
00:25:36Oh, she's fine.
00:25:37Well, you guys just get soaked and we will go check on her.
00:25:41And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:46Great.
00:25:46All right, see you in a bit.
00:25:48What are you doing?
00:25:52Okay.
00:25:54Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:26:00Relax.
00:26:01It was just a hug.
00:26:02We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:26:08You'll be okay.
00:26:09It's just one week.
00:26:11Only now.
00:26:12Well, there would, but I need to get paid.
00:26:14What are you doing?
00:26:21That's weird.
00:26:23They were so lovely that they just took it to come in.
00:26:25I don't know.
00:26:26Something just fell off.
00:26:28That's ridiculous.
00:26:30I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:26:32They don't want us to put them?
00:26:34I'll pass.
00:26:35I'll pass.
00:26:36I'll pass.
00:26:36Later.
00:26:37Here we go.
00:26:47Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:49Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:51To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:54Oh.
00:26:56Welcome.
00:26:57Cheers.
00:26:58Thank you, Smith.
00:26:59Looks great.
00:27:00Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:27:02I had no idea what you liked, so I just looked up a little bit of everything.
00:27:07But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:27:12Oh, no.
00:27:13Mom's touching him.
00:27:14She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:27:15You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:27:22Ow.
00:27:23Eva, sweetie.
00:27:25Kicking my foot.
00:27:26Oh, sorry, mom.
00:27:28Oh, jeez.
00:27:31It's okay.
00:27:32Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:27:34I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:3712 pumpkin pies.
00:27:51I...
00:27:51Well, of course it's...
00:27:56It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:57See?
00:27:59Are you happy now?
00:28:00It's okay.
00:28:01that something still falls off.
00:28:03Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:28:06We had a whirlwind romance,
00:28:08and we eloped before we got to know
00:28:10everything about each other.
00:28:12But our marriage is real.
00:28:14I guess your mom was just watching
00:28:15too many of those real short shows.
00:28:18Ah, now those are quality.
00:28:22Okay, well, then answer this.
00:28:25Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:29Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:31I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:28:36Well, um, it's...
00:28:38Silly face, dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:28:42Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:44Silly face, um, I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:49Consider it a Christmas.
00:28:51You're the wrong source.
00:28:53You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:58Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith,
00:28:59there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:29:01And I'm not just talking about William.
00:29:04Oh, yeah!
00:29:05You like room there?
00:29:07So come on, guys, let's eat.
00:29:09Let's eat.
00:29:10Let's eat.
00:29:10And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:29:26I have another room set up for Piper.
00:29:28Nice and festive for you.
00:29:31No complications, you're in.
00:29:32Sorry, honey.
00:29:34Uh, Mom, you know what?
00:29:35I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:29:37Oh, honey.
00:29:38Really?
00:29:38My shouldn't sleep apart?
00:29:42Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:44The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:45Something about water conservation.
00:29:48That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:5015 minutes?
00:29:52Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:53Just shower together.
00:29:55Shower together?
00:29:56Shower together?
00:30:00Just shower together.
00:30:02Okay, you guys.
00:30:03Have a good night, okay?
00:30:04Okay?
00:30:08You heard it.
00:30:09Why are you sweating?
00:30:34Well, I can't take a shower and your clothes on.
00:30:37Come on, we're wasting time.
00:30:38Nice try.
00:30:40I am not showering with you.
00:30:42All right, suit yourself.
00:30:44Or make me clean in there.
00:30:45Not in our each ear first.
00:31:04You want a mess?
00:31:06You're the other way.
00:31:07You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:31:12Relax.
00:31:12I won't touch you.
00:31:14Unless you say you want me to.
00:31:18You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:31:19You're the two with the other.
00:31:31Good toerous feelings.
00:31:32Free to join me.
00:31:33Hi.
00:31:33Bye.
00:31:34Bye.
00:31:37Bye.
00:31:38Bye.
00:31:38Bye.
00:31:39Bye.
00:31:39Bye.
00:31:40Bye.
00:31:41Bye.
00:31:41Bye.
00:31:42Bye.
00:31:42Bye.
00:31:42Bye.
00:31:43Bye.
00:31:43Bye.
00:31:44Bye.
00:31:45Bye.
00:31:45Bye.
00:31:46Bye.
00:31:46Bye.
00:31:47Bye.
00:31:48Bye.
00:31:48So if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have to shower or whatever, but...
00:31:56You bitch.
00:31:57Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:59Are you afraid you'll call for me?
00:32:01It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:32:04Oh yeah?
00:32:05Good.
00:32:18Holy shit.
00:32:23I'm...
00:32:24I'm...
00:32:25I'm just going to be hurting myself.
00:32:28I'll say.
00:32:29What happened to all that cool guy?
00:32:31I'll say.
00:32:32So I'll say kids can move you.
00:32:35Maybe.
00:32:37Help us out.
00:32:48Maybe we should.
00:32:50God, you're such a good kisser.
00:32:53Why does this feel so...
00:32:55Familiar?
00:33:01Mom.
00:33:02First spot.
00:33:03Yes.
00:33:12Max, we cannot do this.
00:33:15What? I didn't mean to cross any...
00:33:17It's not you, Max.
00:33:18It's us.
00:33:19It's this.
00:33:20This is all an ass.
00:33:21Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:33:24You're right.
00:33:27I'm sorry.
00:33:28Yes.
00:33:29You need to be sorry.
00:33:30Just...
00:33:39Earthmark.
00:33:45What is that?
00:33:47It's him.
00:33:48It's him.
00:33:49The man from New Year's.
00:33:50Is he...
00:33:51Piper's father?
00:33:55Why are you acting?
00:33:59Oh my god.
00:34:00Max is Piper's father.
00:34:03Are you okay?
00:34:04Yeah, I...
00:34:06I just, um...
00:34:07I just pat my head in.
00:34:08I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:34:10I'll, um...
00:34:11Do you have a job here?
00:34:13Of course.
00:34:17We have a daughter together.
00:34:20What do I do?
00:34:27I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:34:29You can take the bed.
00:34:31Thanks.
00:34:32Hey.
00:34:35Are you sure you're okay?
00:34:36Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:34:41So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:34:45I wanna help.
00:34:47He's Piper's father.
00:34:48He has a way to know.
00:34:50Um...
00:34:52Max...
00:34:54How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:57A child?
00:35:02No, no, no.
00:35:03That's...
00:35:04That's impossible.
00:35:05I'm...
00:35:06Very...
00:35:07Careful.
00:35:08Mostly.
00:35:10I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:35:13Family, to me, is a big commitment.
00:35:16And...
00:35:17I don't want any loose ends.
00:35:18You know?
00:35:20But...
00:35:22You wouldn't want a kid tying it down?
00:35:24I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:35:26Why do you ask?
00:35:28No, I just...
00:35:30Just curious.
00:35:31No, I...
00:35:32I feel like you're...
00:35:33Going somewhere with this.
00:35:34What?
00:35:36No.
00:35:37Well then...
00:35:38Can I ask you a question?
00:35:41Shoot?
00:35:47Where did you get these?
00:35:48And how did you know my exact size?
00:35:51I didn't get those.
00:35:52I don't know where those came from.
00:35:54Are you sure you're just now trying to...
00:35:57Break the contract?
00:35:58Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:59Just a second.
00:36:00Come in.
00:36:01The truth is, is that I...
00:36:21Just a second.
00:36:25Come in.
00:36:27Hey, hon.
00:36:28Oh.
00:36:29Ooh. Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:36:35Maybe if you take this one, Dad, we're kind of in the middle of something.
00:36:39I can see that.
00:36:41Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:36:43I mean, if you don't mind.
00:36:45What? I don't want...
00:36:47You know what? Just put a shirt on. I'm gonna go get her.
00:36:50Piper! Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:55He sprang to his sleigh, to his teen gave a whistle.
00:36:59And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle.
00:37:02But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight.
00:37:07Merry Christmas to all.
00:37:09And to all, a good night.
00:37:11If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:37:18Good night, Piper.
00:37:23Is her dad still around?
00:37:25Yeah, but he doesn't know it.
00:37:28Because you're her dad.
00:37:30Uh, no.
00:37:31That man has no idea what a treasure he's going to see on.
00:37:36Do you really think so?
00:37:42From the bottom of my heart.
00:37:44Maybe I should tell him.
00:37:46He deserves to know.
00:37:53Max.
00:37:57You're Piper's father.
00:37:59I don't think so.
00:38:07It was eight by the times of eight.
00:38:08Yeah.
00:38:10it was eight by the times of eight.
00:38:12Where's Piper?
00:38:35She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:42I think she's gonna kiss her.
00:39:04Just gonna kiss him, Ryan?
00:39:07No, I'm not working.
00:39:08Yeah, this.
00:39:14I remember this.
00:39:26Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:39:28How was your stay at Seto Smith?
00:39:31Good morning, Ms. Smith.
00:39:33It was great.
00:39:35Wonderful.
00:39:36Well, it's about to get even better.
00:39:39Oh, no.
00:39:41What is that?
00:39:42Sardines and saltines.
00:39:44It's a Smith family classic.
00:39:46It was my grand-grand's favorite during wartime.
00:39:49Don't be shy.
00:39:50Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:39:52Max, you don't have to.
00:39:54No, no, it's okay.
00:39:56Smith family staple.
00:39:58It's over there.
00:40:00Good.
00:40:04Good?
00:40:04Good.
00:40:06Good.
00:40:06It's wrestler.
00:40:07Well, you two better get dressed.
00:40:25You better go see it, Miranda.
00:40:26Could I, um, pass some water, please?
00:40:31That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:40:35What's the deal with that?
00:40:37Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:40:39Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:40:44Hey, don't worry. I'll protect you and Piper.
00:40:49Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:40:53Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up, then.
00:41:08Wait, that earring.
00:41:10Wait, that earring.
00:41:13You like it?
00:41:15I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:41:17Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:41:19Well, I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:41:26Right.
00:41:27That's just a common earring.
00:41:29Anyone can have it.
00:41:30Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:41:32She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:41:37So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:41:41But derring said that Ava got married.
00:41:43What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:41:48An aging single mom.
00:41:50Slim pickings.
00:41:52I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:54That explains it.
00:41:56She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:59Oh, please, Miranda.
00:42:00Look, Ava is your niece.
00:42:02Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:42:04Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:42:08Her track record speaks for itself.
00:42:10Exactly.
00:42:11Not like my Sierra, married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:42:17Oh, you're here.
00:42:20Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:27Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:28Merry Christmas.
00:42:30You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:42:32I am.
00:42:33I'm Ava's husband.
00:42:35Max, pleasure to meet you.
00:42:36Welcome.
00:42:37You're Ava's husband.
00:42:39But you are gorgeous.
00:42:43But nice to meet you.
00:42:46Look at you two.
00:42:47You look like you just stepped out of a little bit.
00:42:49Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:42:52This is for Max and I.
00:42:54Oh, my goodness.
00:42:55Thank you, Dad.
00:42:56Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:42:59Oh, my bad.
00:43:01Oh, a homemade gift.
00:43:03How thrifty.
00:43:05Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:43:08Mommy's right, you made all a hat.
00:43:10You will.
00:43:13You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:43:16We will lose yours.
00:43:18Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:43:21Look what you just did to my mother.
00:43:23My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:43:26He could ruin your life.
00:43:28Wyatt, are you okay?
00:43:42I'm fine.
00:43:43I'm just right.
00:43:44Yeah.
00:43:45It's okay.
00:43:45It's okay.
00:43:48What are you?
00:43:49Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:43:54Did you just slap me?
00:43:56Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:58You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:59You know what, Sierra?
00:44:00I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:44:06Her family.
00:44:07She needs me.
00:44:08You okay, honey?
00:44:14Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:44:17Do something.
00:44:18You don't know who you're messing with.
00:44:20I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:44:23Oh, wow.
00:44:23I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:44:29Look, you have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:44:32Let's call him.
00:44:33I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:44:36Wait, who do you think you are?
00:44:40Me not.
00:44:42There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:44:45Fine, Dad.
00:44:47Let it go, Nathan.
00:44:49They're just jealous.
00:44:51For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:44:54I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:44:58I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:45:02Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:45:03All right, that's enough.
00:45:04Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:45:07Is this a joke?
00:45:30Can you please pass me some food?
00:45:32Hold it.
00:45:33Who said you could eat anything else?
00:45:35My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:41My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:45King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:45:50Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:45:54And you don't get a single bite.
00:45:56It's just petty.
00:45:57Maybe so, but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:46:03Fine.
00:46:04Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:46:06Come on, let's go.
00:46:07No, no.
00:46:09Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:46:12Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:46:15I know, dear.
00:46:16I just want to have our family together.
00:46:19Fine.
00:46:19We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:46:22What a stray, the bitch.
00:46:24What was that?
00:46:28I just want to have our family together.
00:46:31Fine.
00:46:32We'll stay.
00:46:34Can I have a little dinner?
00:46:35It's okay, sweetie.
00:46:37We'll get something right after.
00:46:39Like, drive-thru?
00:46:41I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:46:44That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:46:49No shame.
00:46:50Ow.
00:46:51Sweetie, are you okay?
00:46:52No shame.
00:46:54You hit my child.
00:46:55You're fucking crazy.
00:46:57Well, if you teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:47:04Don't worry, baby.
00:47:05I'll handle it.
00:47:08Don't worry, baby.
00:47:10I'll handle it.
00:47:14Hi, partner.
00:47:15Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:47:22Okay, sweetheart.
00:47:23Give me two minutes.
00:47:24I want a phone call.
00:47:25As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:47:28Actually, I do.
00:47:31He's such a liar.
00:47:32This ought to be hilarious.
00:47:34Oh.
00:47:35It will be.
00:47:38Sam.
00:47:39Yeah.
00:47:40Send the troops.
00:47:41And bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:43I'm already on my way.
00:47:48Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:50I'm already on my way.
00:47:54You hear this guy?
00:47:55He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:47:58From Antarctica.
00:48:00Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:48:02His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:48:05Thanks.
00:48:06What are you doing?
00:48:07Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:48:09Santa's already on the sweater.
00:48:11Actually, five, four, three, two, go.
00:48:18A helicopter?
00:48:22There's no way.
00:48:35How did you call this off?
00:48:37Sam is like family.
00:48:38I thought I'd introduce you to you.
00:48:39Thanks, boss.
00:48:41Boss?
00:48:43Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:48:45Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:48:47Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:48:50I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:48:54You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:48:58Mm-hmm.
00:49:01Come on.
00:49:03You can stop kidding around.
00:49:06You're a CEO.
00:49:07Why don't you be here?
00:49:08I'm hearing my husband.
00:49:09I actually am the CEO.
00:49:11Come on.
00:49:12You can stop the charade.
00:49:13Okay, this is just not a favor from that big big friend, isn't it?
00:49:16Eva?
00:49:17I'm not pretending.
00:49:20Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab, as you requested.
00:49:33How is this possible?
00:49:36This loser brings an Arctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:49:42Who are you?
00:49:44I told you.
00:49:45Eva's husband.
00:49:47That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:49:49Wait, no.
00:49:51Hold on.
00:49:53You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:49:57You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:50:00Some of the small ones.
00:50:03I mean, you know that.
00:50:04You work for me.
00:50:06Okay.
00:50:07I insult my own boss.
00:50:09I'm finished.
00:50:10I didn't think Max would commit this hard, pretending that your CEO is a hell of a move, worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:50:26For the night, you're she-sins.
00:50:29And with that, you're Kulina.
00:50:31You're fired.
00:50:33Fired?
00:50:34Sam?
00:50:39You're fired?
00:50:39God.
00:50:40I can't be fired!
00:50:43What?
00:50:44Mr. Harrison, please.
00:50:46You can have as much crowd as you want.
00:50:48Please.
00:50:48This is Harrison.
00:50:49I'll do anything.
00:50:51Guys, I got the trash.
00:50:58And you.
00:51:00Oh, me?
00:51:02Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:51:03That was a Christmas joke.
00:51:05A family tradition.
00:51:07Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:51:10Sam?
00:51:14Will you do me the honors?
00:51:16I'll have you.
00:51:22Very Christmas.
00:51:26Father, do something!
00:51:29Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:51:31I'm leaving!
00:51:33Mmm, I'm getting her favorite.
00:51:41Come on, sweetie.
00:51:42Daddy, I have this crap line just for you.
00:51:45Eat as much as you want.
00:51:46Thanks, Daddy.
00:51:50I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:51:52I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:51:55Honestly?
00:51:56This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:51:59Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:52:01Just like this.
00:52:03Does he really mean that?
00:52:04Or is he just playing the part?
00:52:06I can't tell.
00:52:08And that terrifies me.
00:52:09Merry Christmas, Mr. Harrison.
00:52:16I brought you a gift.
00:52:17Here's the fraternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:52:20Oh, this is wonderful.
00:52:28Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:52:32Tell me everything.
00:52:33You see this minute?
00:52:34Single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works for me, too.
00:52:38Oh, Maximus.
00:52:40I thought I raised you better.
00:52:43A high school dropout?
00:52:45In the Harrison family?
00:52:47Not a chance.
00:52:51She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:52:56Maximus, you still like her?
00:52:57Silence.
00:52:58Get me the address where she works.
00:53:00Kids Happy House on Broadway.
00:53:01That's nice.
00:53:03We own that one.
00:53:05Good work.
00:53:06That's stupid cat.
00:53:35So much for not telling you.
00:54:04No feelings, no complications.
00:54:08That's what we agreed upon.
00:54:10Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:54:12Max.
00:54:14Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:54:16It's cold.
00:54:19Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:54:22Max.
00:54:23I need to tell you something.
00:54:28Something important.
00:54:30What's gotten into her?
00:54:32Is she hiding something?
00:54:34Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:54:36I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:54:42Hyper is...
00:54:44Hyper is...
00:54:47Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:54:50It's okay.
00:54:51Oh, my gosh.
00:54:51I'm so good.
00:54:53Must have been when that whoop smacked you with the fork earlier.
00:54:55Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:54:56Mommy's going to go get a first date again, okay?
00:55:01Come on, buddy.
00:55:05Okay, let me see.
00:55:09I promise I won't let any of it hurt you or Mommy and Ken.
00:55:13But that's not true.
00:55:15You were leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:55:17Daddy!
00:55:20No!
00:55:22What?
00:55:28Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:55:34Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:55:37Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:55:39Really?
00:55:40Please stay, Daddy.
00:55:44You think it will start?
00:55:47I wouldn't worry about it.
00:55:52Scars make you look like a badass.
00:55:54I have one, too.
00:55:56Dad.
00:55:58I got that when I was about your age.
00:56:00Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:56:03Really?
00:56:04No way.
00:56:05No.
00:56:06It was actually a cactus.
00:56:08But it's still cool.
00:56:11I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:56:16Hyper.
00:56:17How long have you had that?
00:56:19My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:56:26And how old are you?
00:56:28Six.
00:56:29Six?
00:56:30That one night's aunt was about seven years ago.
00:56:33Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:56:35Ava, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:56:40What do I even say?
00:56:41And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:56:44Sorry, honey.
00:56:44This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:56:47Mom?
00:56:48Um, yeah.
00:56:52Can I see your hands, sweetie?
00:56:55Ava.
00:57:00Okay, look.
00:57:03Piper is...
00:57:04Go on.
00:57:10I must be an emergency.
00:57:19Excuse me.
00:57:21Sorry.
00:57:21I'll fix this.
00:57:22Wait, are you okay?
00:57:30Yeah.
00:57:33Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:57:35I don't even have the cuts to tell the truth.
00:57:40Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:57:43I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:57:47She's a high school dropout.
00:57:49Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:57:51And she's only set to raise my granddaughter.
00:57:53I'm Ava's husband.
00:57:55Max.
00:57:56That man has no idea what a treasure.
00:58:00He's missing a lot.
00:58:04I'm sorry, Max.
00:58:06You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:58:08Your mother would take her away.
00:58:09After Christmas, it's over.
00:58:13Ava?
00:58:15Maximus?
00:58:16Are you even listening to me?
00:58:19No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:58:20I'm sorry, okay?
00:58:21Ava's my wife, and I made up my mind.
00:58:23I'm not leaving her.
00:58:26Ava?
00:58:33See?
00:58:34Yeah.
00:58:34Oh, my God.
00:58:38This is for you, baby.
00:58:45Oh, wow.
00:58:47That's so beautiful.
00:58:49Derek, this is from Ava.
00:58:52Oh.
00:58:53She's so bonkers.
00:58:55Just a happy little out of you.
00:59:00Oh, man.
00:59:02This is what it is.
00:59:03Grandpa, rain win show here.
00:59:11Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:59:13It's in the other room by the train set.
00:59:15Yeah, I don't do it.
00:59:16That's so amazing.
00:59:18Hey, baby.
00:59:18Grandma got run over by a reindeer would ask.
00:59:22Billy.
00:59:22What do you want to go from our house?
00:59:24Christmas Eve.
00:59:24Have you ever told me?
00:59:33Have we met before?
00:59:37Have we met before?
00:59:40She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:59:43I don't know what you're getting at.
00:59:47Eva, I had the same birthmark as Piper.
00:59:52I don't know what you're talking about.
01:00:01Lots of people have birthmarks.
01:00:03They're very common.
01:00:04They feel so awful, but they can't lose my child.
01:00:07No matter how I feel about him.
01:00:11Maybe.
01:00:15Are you okay?
01:00:15Well, the claw's a bad idea.
01:00:21I know.
01:00:22I'm fine.
01:00:24Um.
01:00:26Oh, I almost forgot.
01:00:30I got you this.
01:00:32You got me a gift, too?
01:00:33Kiss the season.
01:00:35Okay.
01:00:35Okay.
01:00:45Close.
01:00:51Did you make these?
01:00:53Yeah.
01:00:54I know this is a fake marriage, but...
01:00:57It's Christmas.
01:00:58You've already done so much for me.
01:01:00I just want to do a little something for you.
01:01:04How do they feel?
01:01:06Warm, right?
01:01:07Yeah.
01:01:09Warm.
01:01:11Soft.
01:01:14Perfect.
01:01:15Thank you, Eva.
01:01:21I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:01:25Really?
01:01:27Yeah, my mom.
01:01:28She partied all the time.
01:01:29And I got gifts.
01:01:31Plenty of them, but...
01:01:33I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:01:37Nothing personal.
01:01:39You deserve it.
01:01:42You're a good guy.
01:01:43And that someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases.
01:01:52What if that day's today?
01:01:56What if Hardy found someone special?
01:02:01Right here.
01:02:01I don't know.
01:02:09I'm sorry.
01:02:13What if Hardy found someone special?
01:02:15I'm sorry.
01:02:15I'm sorry.
01:02:15I'm sorry.
01:02:16No.
01:02:16I'm sorry.
01:02:16I'm sorry.
01:02:17I'm sorry.
01:02:17I'm sorry.
01:02:18No.
01:02:18You're so sorry.
01:02:18No.
01:02:19No.
01:02:20No.
01:02:21No.
01:02:21No.
01:02:22No.
01:02:22No.
01:02:22No.
01:02:24No.
01:02:25No.
01:02:26No.
01:02:26No.
01:02:27We can't.
01:02:29If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:02:38I don't want you to stop.
01:02:46No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:02:53I can't help.
01:02:57I can't help.
01:03:27Barbara?
01:03:51Eva?
01:03:53Grandma, I'm up here!
01:04:09That was really too close.
01:04:11Yeah. We would have gotten on a naughty list.
01:04:17Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:04:23And I still have my present.
01:04:27Yeah, you still have to give me mine.
01:04:35I'll be giving it to you.
01:04:37I'll be giving it to you.
01:04:41Yeah.
01:05:13Oh, holy shit.
01:05:19Hello?
01:05:20Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price. What would it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:05:28What?
01:05:29We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:05:37My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:05:41But Piper is my daughter. And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:05:46So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own. But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:05:53That's not a beautiful wife.
01:05:59You okay?
01:06:00We made it to Christmas.
01:06:08So I think it's best to go our separate ways.
01:06:12What are you talking about?
01:06:14It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:06:20Eva, wait!
01:06:21So last night meant nothing to you?
01:06:32Max, it's not real. None of it is real.
01:06:36So, it's just a goodbye.
01:06:40Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:06:42Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:06:49But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:06:52And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:06:55Just tell me what you need.
01:06:58I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:07:02Just say the word.
01:07:03I won't give up on this.
01:07:28I won't give up on this.
01:07:33Are we here?
01:07:46Yes.
01:07:47As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:07:54Piper, do you need to come?
01:07:56Problem.
01:08:01How could you just walk away?
01:08:03Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:08:12It's part of the agreement, too.
01:08:14Can I just pay you the little extra to skip it?
01:08:18You promised.
01:08:19Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:08:22Can you do this for me, please?
01:08:25All right, fine.
01:08:27Why?
01:08:29Two days.
01:08:30I'll come pick you up.
01:08:31Don't eat.
01:08:32Just send me the address on me, Daddy.
01:08:40I know you and Mommy suck.
01:08:43But she still really likes you.
01:08:46So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:08:48Thank you, sweetie.
01:08:50If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:08:52I always fight for the ones I love.
01:08:54He was meeting my mother today.
01:09:16Time to finally explore the truth.
01:09:18Boss?
01:09:21Boss?
01:09:25Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:09:28I need to go and back my family.
01:09:31Anyone?
01:09:32Boss, you're okay?
01:09:33Never better.
01:09:36Go get her, Max.
01:09:37Oh, there he is, Maximus, darling.
01:09:48I have some prospects for you.
01:09:50Nice high society girls from the city.
01:09:56Oh.
01:09:56I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:10:03Well, I...
01:10:04Maximus, stop this.
01:10:10That evil woman is skinning you, son.
01:10:13Tell me what kind of woman you want, and I'll find you another.
01:10:17You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:10:20No, I'm not.
01:10:23Oh.
01:10:24I work in waste management, and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:10:28I'm Eva's husband, and I'm a father.
01:10:33What?
01:10:48That's her.
01:10:49A woman who got my son head over heels.
01:10:54Hi.
01:10:55Welcome in.
01:10:56Can I help you find something?
01:10:57I want to try those.
01:11:02Awesome.
01:11:02We're going to bring you right away.
01:11:05Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:11:11No, no, no.
01:11:13I know what I want.
01:11:14It's nice, Seven.
01:11:15A little baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:11:21Come on.
01:11:22She wants the white shoes.
01:11:28Ignore her.
01:11:29She's just going to be over the holidays.
01:11:31Here, let me help you.
01:11:33Come on.
01:11:33She seems kind.
01:11:44I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:11:46She's just doing her job.
01:11:49How do they feel?
01:11:50Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:11:55I think I need a size up.
01:11:57Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:12:02Right away.
01:12:03I'll be right quick.
01:12:05She's not only kind.
01:12:06She's patient.
01:12:07Was I wrong about her?
01:12:09Are you only here, Becklin?
01:12:28Well, who gives a shit?
01:12:30She can't walk.
01:12:31That's just pure evil.
01:12:38Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:12:41She's in a wheelchair.
01:12:43Who cares?
01:12:44It's the last pair.
01:12:45I get paid commission.
01:12:47I'm not doing that, Melissa.
01:12:56See?
01:12:57This is your whole problem.
01:13:00This is why you'll always be broke.
01:13:04I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:13:07I'm not sending her joke.
01:13:10She has to deal with people like this?
01:13:13People who insult her all day?
01:13:15I'm your miniature.
01:13:21Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:13:30Did I stutter?
01:13:36You don't have to fire me.
01:13:39I quit.
01:13:45I don't work here anymore.
01:13:49Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:13:52They're broken.
01:13:53Spend your heart and money in spare, okay?
01:13:54You're a good person, after all.
01:13:58Looks like I misjudged you.
01:14:01I'm sorry?
01:14:02Why are you still here, Eva?
01:14:06Get out.
01:14:13You're not disabled?
01:14:14Selling broken heels to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:14:19Absolutely shameful.
01:14:21Who are you?
01:14:22I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group, and the owner of the store.
01:14:30You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:14:32Mother of the CEO?
01:14:34I am.
01:14:35And you, my dear, are fired.
01:14:39I do.
01:14:39You are a good person.
01:14:45From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:14:51Are you serious?
01:14:55That's right.
01:14:57Don't be nervous, child.
01:14:58You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:15:08You.
01:15:09Out.
01:15:11I'll leave.
01:15:14I'm leaving.
01:15:17I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:15:21No.
01:15:22Don't worry.
01:15:24You're getting a promotion.
01:15:26I deserve it, my dear.
01:15:31First assignment?
01:15:33I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:15:39Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:15:42Okay.
01:15:45Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:15:50I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:15:57She's the mother of CEO.
01:16:00Of course she lives like this.
01:16:12Mrs. Harrison?
01:16:13I'm here with your delivery.
01:16:19Lax?
01:16:20Eva?
01:16:21What are you doing here?
01:16:24I, uh...
01:16:25There you are, Eva!
01:16:28Wonderful.
01:16:29We can finally meet each other properly.
01:16:31My new daughter-in-law.
01:16:33What are you talking about?
01:16:38That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Crump.
01:16:43Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:16:45Stop.
01:16:47And you...
01:16:48You lied to me as a stormer.
01:16:51You were both just testing me?
01:16:53Is this some sick game which people fight?
01:16:56I'm sorry, Eva.
01:16:57I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:17:01But I was wrong.
01:17:02Eva, please.
01:17:03I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:17:06And every working-class girl is after your money.
01:17:09But you keep telling me.
01:17:10It's not like that, dear.
01:17:13Eva, what are you talking about?
01:17:16Mom!
01:17:16What did you do?
01:17:18I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:17:21We're not together.
01:17:23I can't love something that was never real.
01:17:29I made a horrible mistake.
01:17:32What are you waiting for, son?
01:17:34Bless her!
01:17:38Eva.
01:17:39Let me go!
01:17:40I swear, it's not what you think.
01:17:42But we come from two completely different worlds.
01:17:44Stop pretending like you care.
01:17:45I'm not pretending.
01:17:47Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:17:49In everything I've done for you, and Piper,
01:17:52this is real.
01:17:57Touch my wife again,
01:17:58and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:18:01Max, the king.
01:18:03God, you were trying to fucking snap.
01:18:06Yeah.
01:18:07I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:18:10a good father.
01:18:11You should see the word.
01:18:16See?
01:18:18Stop fighting.
01:18:19We belong together.
01:18:24You're wrong.
01:18:26Wrong about what?
01:18:28That you care?
01:18:29Or we belong together?
01:18:31Look, I already told you.
01:18:33We're from two completely different worlds.
01:18:35Now, I held up my end of the deal,
01:18:36and I met your mother,
01:18:37like we discussed.
01:18:39I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:18:41I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:18:52Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:19:02Help!
01:19:03Are you okay, Mommy?
01:19:05Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:19:08Come here.
01:19:17No, you're not fine.
01:19:18You're sad.
01:19:21I'm okay, sweetie.
01:19:25I miss Daddy, too.
01:19:26I want Max to be my girl, Daddy.
01:19:34Don't you want to be with him?
01:19:38Motherbug, you're right.
01:19:42What am I doing?
01:19:42Running like a coward?
01:19:43I've always taught you to be brave.
01:19:48Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:19:52I believe in you.
01:19:53What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:19:56I know exactly what you've seen.
01:20:01Maximus deserves to know
01:20:02Piper is his daughter.
01:20:11Enough sulking.
01:20:12Go get your wife
01:20:14and my grandbaby back.
01:20:16Don't you think I want to?
01:20:19She doesn't want me.
01:20:21I didn't raise you to give up.
01:20:22Your daughter is still out there.
01:20:24You can't abandon her.
01:20:26Mom, you don't get it.
01:20:28I made a deal with Eva
01:20:29to play my wife.
01:20:31And Piper, she was
01:20:32an added bonus.
01:20:35What are you talking about?
01:20:37I already ran a DNA test.
01:20:40Piper is your daughter.
01:20:42What?
01:20:43See for yourself.
01:20:51That's right.
01:20:52Seven years ago.
01:20:54In the years, that woman's Eva.
01:20:56Eva!
01:21:07Eva!
01:21:09Hey!
01:21:11Daddy!
01:21:13Daddy!
01:21:14Piper!
01:21:14I missed you so much.
01:21:19I missed you so much.
01:21:23You came back.
01:21:26I, uh...
01:21:30Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:21:40I, uh...
01:21:42I was scared.
01:21:44But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:21:45Because what we have is real,
01:21:48and it's worth fighting for.
01:21:51Sweetheart, I have...
01:21:53something to tell you.
01:21:54I have something to tell you, too.
01:21:56Hi, precious daughter.
01:22:01You knew.
01:22:02My sweet granddaughter.
01:22:04Grandma!
01:22:05Grandma!
01:22:09I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:22:11You've known this whole time?
01:22:13I was scared.
01:22:14Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:22:17I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:22:19How could you not know how I felt?
01:22:34I love you, Eva.
01:22:37I love you, too.
01:22:39I promise, for the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:22:45As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:22:49Will you marry me, Eva?
01:23:01For real this time?
01:23:02Yeah, yes!
01:23:04Yes, of course I'll marry you!
01:23:10Yes!
01:23:11Hi!
01:23:12Hi!
01:23:12Looks like you slept with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:23:26I won't have it on your other way.
01:23:33Who's that?
01:23:34Hey, Mom!
01:23:39What are you doing now?
01:23:41Mom, Mom, I'll show you time!
01:23:47Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:23:50Again.
01:23:53No?
01:23:54Not money?
01:23:54Hi!
01:23:54See you, Gaben.
01:23:55Yeah, hey!
01:23:55See you then.
01:23:56Bye!
01:23:57Bye!
01:23:58Bye!
01:24:03See you then!
01:24:14Bye!
01:24:15Bye!
01:24:18Bye!
01:24:19Bye!
01:24:19Bye!
01:24:21Bye!
01:24:21Bye!
01:24:22Bye!
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