Skip to playerSkip to main content



#RealityTVDeep
Transcript
00:00I want to stay in bed all day.
00:11Whatever you said, I liked it.
00:16It translates to the one who sleeps catches no fish.
00:20Mmm.
00:21Mwah!
00:25Mmm.
00:26Well, I hate to see you go, but I like to watch you leave.
00:33That translates to I like your butt.
00:38Oh, my God!
00:40Oh, God! Mindy's on the couch.
00:43Yeah.
00:51You don't have to go, man.
00:53No, it's all good.
00:54Vilando offered to put me up in a nice hotel, so why not?
00:58To spend time with your best friend.
01:00A best friend who I don't want to keep cock-locking.
01:03Marcello was basically chewing me away with his dick this morning.
01:06It does have a mind of its own.
01:08Okay.
01:09So, uh, what hotel are they putting you in?
01:11Uh, the Orient Express La Minerva.
01:13Ooh, nice.
01:15Oh, I think, um, Alfie's staying there.
01:16You should text him.
01:17No, no, no.
01:18I've got so much choreo to learn for the show, and it's tomorrow.
01:21Emily, I can't believe I agreed to do this.
01:24Sorry again, Mindy.
01:26Uh, no big D.
01:29As in deal.
01:30No big deal.
01:32Your D was perfect.
01:35You know what?
01:36I'm going to go.
01:36Go.
01:36Do you have enough for the sun?
01:51Do you have enough for the sun?
02:03Oh, yes.
02:04Grazie, Sisteretta.
02:05Tutto bene.
02:12Hi.
02:13Uh, buongiorno.
02:14Do you mind if we, uh, sit?
02:17Oh, yeah.
02:17No, not at all.
02:18Please, please.
02:19No, I told you you'd speak English.
02:21Hi, I'm David.
02:22This is my wife, Katie.
02:23Nice to meet you.
02:24I'm Luke.
02:25Americans?
02:26Uh, Ohioans.
02:27Our first time to Europe.
02:28Can you believe how cheap this place is?
02:31Aside from the 11 o'clock curfew and the shared bathrooms, it's as good as any hotel.
02:36Exactamente.
02:37That's why I'm here.
02:39And Sister Christina's frittata is...
02:42I heard the eggs are blessed.
02:45Eggs Benedictine, huh?
02:49The commercial starts on a beautiful woman sitting alone in a movie theater.
02:56When the lights go down, she's joined by a man.
03:00He puts his hand on her knee, and it's clear they know each other.
03:04The movie playing on the screen will be a series of quick cuts.
03:07First of a little boy and a little girl chasing each other through Solitano.
03:13And then it's the little girl and the little boy as teenagers, flirting, stealing glances.
03:19And back in the movie theater, the man's hand begins to move to the woman's thigh.
03:25On the screen, we see the teenagers walking through the village, unable to keep their hands off each other.
03:31Eventually, they're sharing their first kiss.
03:33We cut back to the theater, and it's just the beautiful woman watching the film alone, smiling at the memories.
03:40Or was it just a fantasy?
03:44It's so good.
03:46Feels classically Italian.
03:48Almost like Cinema Paradiso.
03:49That's true.
03:50Cinema Paradiso is one of my favorite films.
03:54Umberto's too.
03:55He loved movies.
03:57That's why we had the theater built.
03:58Well, then maybe we could call the fragrance Muratori Paradiso.
04:03Muratori?
04:03Paradiso.
04:06I like that.
04:07I like it too, but if the goal is for the brand to appeal to a global audience, then maybe the commercial should be more cosmopolitan.
04:15Maybe we shoot it in Rome or Milan or even New York.
04:19No.
04:20It doesn't feel right at all.
04:22Well, we do want to make sure that the commercial is something that people from all over can connect with.
04:28That's why you hired me.
04:31Don't worry, it's going to be beautiful.
04:32I know how smitten you are, but Antonia's the one we have to please, not Marcello.
04:39I'm trying to please both.
04:41Well, just the one we'll do.
04:44Don't be our liability, Emily.
04:45It's been here for a while, knowing soon it will be time to go.
04:56Again?
04:58Di nuovo.
04:58Let's call it.
05:11Proviamo dall'inizio.
05:12Okay.
05:14Giro.
05:15Fuori.
05:16La mano.
05:17La mano.
05:18Tre, due, uno.
05:20Oh!
05:22Sorry, I'm so sorry.
05:23Oh, Cristo!
05:24I know my knees are really sharp.
05:26Gianna, ti prego, vieni qua!
05:27Ciao.
05:28Sto cercando di ballare con un frigorifero!
05:30È una principiante!
05:32Okay.
05:33Hi, Mindy!
05:34Ciao.
05:35Sì, Mindy il frigorifero, che non ce la fa fare una presa.
05:38In alto?
05:39Sì, una liva del primo anno potrebbe farla.
05:41È una cantante su TikTok.
05:42Me ne rendo conto.
05:44Guarda.
05:52Facile.
05:53Cool, facile!
05:55I know what that means.
05:56Dai, di nuovo.
05:59Dai, ti aiuto.
06:00Oh, I don't speak Italian.
06:01Oh, I guess I can send...
06:04Cinque, sei, sette, otto.
06:07Arm.
06:09Ciao.
06:10Wow, that's low.
06:11Oh, jeez, okay.
06:13This and this.
06:14Maybe, maybe we can think of another end of the dance.
06:18Yeah, maybe, maybe we do like a deep bow.
06:21Di nuovo.
06:23Di nuovo.
06:24Di nuovo.
06:25Di nuovo.
06:28Okay.
06:33Controllo.
06:35Controllo.
06:36Uno, due, uno, due.
06:37Controllo.
06:48So, after the embarrassment at Fendi, we need to sign another luxury client, not only to preserve our reputation, but also to justify keeping an office.
06:57hello team now do you want to tell them or shall i i was just about to tell them oh well luckily
07:05for all of you i was able to get us a meeting at intimacy the underwear brand lingerie oh lingerie
07:14and underwear are two entirely different things it's form over function good gas mileage versus
07:20sporty handling are you two really mansplaining lingerie to me i mean have either of you ever
07:26tried any surprisingly no panties on me is like putting a muzzle on a polar bear but i think i
07:32should be considered for the count i already have some ideas something dark and sexy do you remember
07:39the film the light border with the charlotte rempli it's about a former ss officer and she was his
07:47prisoner we could explore themes of fascism and submission that would be a hot take for lingerie
07:55i'm feeling it really i think emily is the right person for the account you got a chance to redeem
08:02yourself after the fendi fiasco boy as my jewish grandmother would say go home think about it
08:08maybe try some things on send us some pictures no i want to prove the french can sell sex better than
08:15the italians but i'm american oh that's your problem don't make it ours thanks for helping me it's
08:32better than another night watching anton chew his wine you're really good i was forced to take ball
08:37with me since as a kid my mom said they'd pay off one day i can't actually believe she was right
08:45you ready for the leap
08:48maybe no i can't do this you can do this
08:56i don't think i can i really don't
08:59you'll just stop thinking about it turn off your brain and jump
09:11okay let's take it from the head flicky thingy oh you want to start with a sassy bear
09:29oh my god i told you i did it
09:49finally we can't
10:19get it on so he can get it off
10:29hmm how about just get it on intimacy me get it on are you working right now well i could go sit
10:39alone in an office and try coming up with a lingerie campaign but i thought this would be more fun
10:43how about intimissimi better on the floor
10:48not bad what about make four play last make it five play
10:58yeah yeah non bene see good ideas and good taste no wonder you're a titan of industry in the making
11:06yeah tell that to my mother she has no faith in me otherwise i'd be running muratori by now
11:13yeah well she's probably just having trouble letting go of the reins
11:16yeah because she still thinks of me as the wild irresponsible kid who was always in trouble with
11:21the nuns yeah but you know parents sometimes project their own fears onto their kids seems like it's just me
11:27i'm sorry i know how that feels your parents are like that too
11:39not exactly i was thinking more sylvie i mean she put me in charge of the room office but she doesn't
11:43seem to have any faith in my ability to actually run it sylvia and my mother definitely have one thing in
11:49common i don't want to think about either of them right now me neither
12:00is it time to take the lingerie up yet i still have to figure out this campaign fine if it's better
12:06for work you can leave the lingerie on it might be even sexier
12:11that's not a bad idea sexier than naked
12:23sexier than naked yes we see a couple kissing passionately she goes to take off her lingerie
12:30but he stops her leave it on he says is he gay what no no the lingerie is just so beautiful it
12:40takes center stage you want to see it we want this lingerie to make people connect this is to a
12:46surface and a little confusing well um how about i take all these notes and rethink i could have you
12:54something by we can meet tomorrow at the same time we are not deadline to make our decision great well
13:02let's make that happen i'm not gonna be able to make tomorrow oh we'll miss you
13:16i'm losing my touch you know i i don't think my ideas are translating in rome i mean i thought italians
13:23liked sex actually they're very repressed oh well that hasn't been my experience so far
13:27what's going on in here nothing just emily intimacy issues oh we're finally talking about it from the
13:38moment you walked into the office in paris i noticed you had a wallop no no who could blame
13:45i mean a young woman in a foreign land in a foreign office but as time went on i saw it was more than
13:51that the very curated online presence the bold outfits stealing focus from what's underneath
13:57maybe you've been hurt in the past luke i don't have a problem with intimacy okay i have a problem with
14:02intimacy me the brand oh i'm misunderstood yeah or maybe not
14:09i still have my knight potter idea
14:32great one more just like that no the boy's attitude he seems to feed it he should act like
14:39they're playing a game keep rolling or cut uh cut cut the little boy is sad at first and then he
14:48realizes it's a game i think we should keep it light from the beginning i can do a take where it starts
14:58playful thank you sure okay let's do it again okay back to one thank you
15:09thank you
15:20ah italian women you're always late yes but we always were supposed to wait sorry my sweet
15:28is that for me yes
15:37it's gorgeous
15:40should we go see how it fits it's your place i have to be back at the office but i can come over
15:46tonight after balando balando balando can i go to my place my father's staying with me now and his
15:51breathing machine is very loud but i can come to your hotel okay but you have to be there before 11.
15:59don't be late i wouldn't jam a bit
16:11um
16:17are you enjoying this or are you anxious for it to be over i just wonder what umberto
16:22would think this would all be a little hollywood to him you always agree with what umberto said
16:29almost never but it was nice to have someone to push back against the success or failure of the
16:36company is all in my hands now it's a lot of responsibility and a little lonely i know that feeling
16:44what if we ended the commercial on the idea of the couple together rather than the woman alone oh
16:55oh i like that bravo excuse me
17:07it's totally different from what i planned yeah but i think it works better i spoke to antonio she
17:13actually refers this version so then i guess i don't have a choice oh still your vision it's not if
17:20the ending's different oh i didn't realize you were so precious about this i didn't realize we were
17:24directing by committee giancarlo we're here to please the client and that's what the client wants
17:29i think it's what you want and you always do what you want isn't that right giancarlo basta you're
17:36behaving like one of the children on set do you want me to ask one of them to direct instead
17:40i have better idea
17:44tomaso she's directing this now
17:49giancarlo doesn't feel great to be left does it
17:54oh my god
18:14she looks like she's already won
18:15oh i know and this is the girl who had debilitating stage fright she used to have to
18:24get one before performing just to calm down get one you know
18:29orgasm is that what you said
18:31what is it i'm just gonna meet you in the seats okay when i get nervous i sweat and then things scoot
18:48around so i just need you to spray my butt with glue
18:52honestly i'm relieved that's all you're asking oh thank you i just i'm gonna make a fool out of
18:58myself emily you're gonna be great i don't think so there's a big leap at the end and i've only gotten
19:03it right one time okay well do you remember what you did that one time yes yes i do well then just do
19:09that oh right yeah yeah yeah yes that's good just breathe
19:20okay maybe don't breathe really get in there luke said i have intimacy issues if only he could see me
19:26now well you definitely don't have intimacy issues with me what you think i have intimacy issues with
19:31other people well i just think you need to be pushed slightly to open up like if someone were to
19:35share something personal with you then i think you'd share something personal about yourself
19:40yeah exactly but i didn't do that marcella opened up to me about his mom but then i sort of
19:46pivoted to work oh that's fine you really think that's fine no i don't but can we talk about this
19:52another time please i have to leap over a man's head engage my core point my toes and then try not
19:57to pee when his thumbs jab into my bladder so it's hard for me to think about anything else right now copy
20:05don't worry i practiced all night i've got it
20:28my
22:26I'm sorry.
22:29It's okay.
22:32Oh, good.
22:34It's okay.
22:36I hate to dash off, but Bianca is coming over and I have a curfew, so ciao, ragazzi.
22:59It doesn't mean a curfew.
23:01Oh, sometimes it's better not to know.
23:04Um, I'm going to go to give her a hug for me, hmm?
23:09Hey!
23:10How are you doing?
23:11I don't want to talk about it.
23:12I don't want to think about it.
23:13I'm fine.
23:14Orlando may have slipped a disc though.
23:16Well, it was all his fault, right?
23:17Look, it didn't even look like he was trying to catch her.
23:19Yeah, he wasn't.
23:21I love how a translator suddenly appears after there's an incident, but not a second before.
23:26What if we walk around the city and forget about the day?
23:29Create some new memories.
23:30Oh, I'm exhausted.
23:32I think I just got to go back to the hotel.
23:34Well, we could share a cab.
23:38Marjorie?
23:39Great.
23:40Nice.
23:41Okay.
23:42See you later.
23:43Bye.
23:44Bye.
23:45Thanks for coming.
23:50So, how did the pitch 20 minutes to me go?
23:54Not my finest moment, but I have some more ideas.
23:58Do you want to tell them to me?
24:01Actually, I'd rather not talk about work if that's okay.
24:05Va benissimo.
24:39Sister, please.
24:40Can you wait just a few minutes, please?
24:43The Lord shows no partiality, Luke.
24:46But could you?
24:48Just this once.
24:53Come on.
25:01Is there someone?
25:08It's past curfew, my dear.
25:10Curfew?
25:11I cannot let you in.
25:13God bless.
25:14Oh.
25:15Oh.
25:16Oh.
25:17Oh.
25:23Bianca.
25:24Bianca.
25:25Up here.
25:26Are you staying in a convent?
25:28Yes.
25:29It's a really good rate.
25:30Very central.
25:31Okay.
25:32I am so sorry.
25:33The curfew is very inconvenient.
25:36And I so badly want to lay eyes on you.
25:39But I also want to respect the sisters.
25:42You know what I mean?
25:43You're such a sweet man.
25:45I don't want to leave without showing you your surprise.
25:55Oh, que bella!
25:58Mamma mia mamma.
25:59Sister, please.
26:02Oh, please.
26:04Jesus loved prostitutes.
26:06But a curfew is a curfew.
26:10David, get out here quick.
26:12There's a hooker trying to get in.
26:14This makes up for no TV.
26:25This is Mercati di Traiano.
26:27Built between the years 100 and about 120-ish.
26:31It's world's first shopping mall.
26:35Are you serious?
26:36Mm-hmm.
26:37Ha!
26:38Oh!
26:39Okay.
26:40Oh, my God.
26:41I totally see it.
26:42Versace.
26:43Armani.
26:44Muratori.
26:45Ah!
26:46Dancing fountain over there.
26:47Ooh, food court over there.
26:48It's beautiful.
26:49Hey.
26:50Is there a problem?
26:51I've just, I've been thinking a lot about what you said about your mom.
26:58My family's not so different.
26:59They always made me feel like, um, I had to succeed in life to matter.
27:03Good grades, good job.
27:04Yeah, and they're good people, you know?
27:05Don't get me wrong.
27:06It's just existing was never going to be enough.
27:07Achieving is what life is about.
27:08Yeah, and they're good people, you know?
27:09Don't get me wrong.
27:10It's just existing was never going to be enough.
27:12Achieving is what life is about.
27:13So I...
27:14I try really hard.
27:15And I push to make everything work.
27:17And I want to be perfect.
27:18You know?
27:19And then I, I come to a place like this and it is just, it's so beautiful.
27:22It's.
27:23It's true for me.
27:24Right.
27:25Yeah?
27:26You're a jerk.
27:27Yeah.
27:28Yeah.
27:29Oh, I'm.
27:31Yeah, good luck.
27:32Oh.
27:33I'm.
27:34I'm.
27:35Yeah.
27:36Yeah.
27:37Oh.
27:38I'm.
27:39I'm.
27:40I'm.
27:41I'm.
27:42I'm.
27:43But I'm.
27:44And it's perfect, you know?
27:45And you know?
27:46And it's just, I'm.
27:47It's so beautiful.
27:48it takes my breath away and it's you know it's because of all the
27:54imperfections the the cracks and and and the crumbling columns and I it just it
28:03makes me think that maybe I don't have to push or fix or try so hard maybe I
28:10can just let things be and it will all be fine
28:14maybe even better than fine
28:44I'm going to make us some espresso
29:09wait so now you're wearing underwear
29:16hi roomie I miss you I miss you I didn't like leaving you alone last night without a shoulder
29:32to cry on I feel like a horrible best friend no I didn't cry much it's okay um how about I'll
29:38FaceTime you when I'm getting ready okay ciao for now
29:42this campaign is about one of the most intimate things you can do with your partner talk
30:04guess what we got another client no more intimacy problems ah fantastic oh could you ask if they
30:26ever have any likely won returns that they want to give away to charity what charity is that
30:33Saint Luke's house of fetishes now for the nuns in the convent I'm staying in they're big fans
30:38where are you staying
30:51what good news intimesi me wants to work with us
31:02is everything okay Giancarlo walked off set and refused to come back
31:14and I had to finish directing the entire shoot
31:18what happened
31:19it's a mess I mean it's a mess after all the work we've done
31:27I might have ruined this entire campaign
31:30but it was okay
31:42you
31:43I不τιed that I know about it
31:45I could not get there
31:47but I'm not thinking
31:47you
31:48you
31:48you
31:49you
31:49you
31:51you
31:51you
31:56you
Be the first to comment
Add your comment

Recommended