00:00I'm going to go to page 19 of the contract.
00:07Yes.
00:13Yeah, just got to let it work.
00:17No, I cannot call you man.
00:21Hmm.
00:23Yeah, I'll get that done.
00:25Sure.
00:26Yeah, don't wake up.
00:28Okay.
00:30Bye.
00:31So I'm dealing with a few changes in my life these days.
00:33I mean, I'm drinking a bunch of hygienic people in the house.
00:38And occasionally I'm wearing my hair.
00:40You know, with this really nice mint green tea shampoo.
00:43Hmm.
00:44I don't want to drink it.
00:46I'm wearing my hair today.
00:49You see,
00:51now I have a girlfriend.
00:56It's not imaginary.
00:58It's true.
00:59In fact, she's right here.
01:00In flesh and blood.
01:02Hey there, girlfriend.
01:04He means a friend who happens to be a girl.
01:09No, I mean a girlfriend.
01:11I mean, I call my friends to my female friends.
01:13Why are you doing this?
01:15Why are you doing this?
01:17No, I just mean that you have to put a label on every relationship.
01:20Yes.
01:21We are Indians.
01:22We also put labels on our water bottles and tiffins.
01:25So then we have to put a relationship.
01:27So I'm going for you for a water bottle and tiffin.
01:29I mean, I'm a pig and you're a water bottle.
01:31Yeah.
01:35So my girlfriend, Siddhi and I, we...
01:37My friend, Siddhi and I.
01:39Yeah, what kind of friend?
01:41I think we should ask the audience now.
01:42Audience?
01:47No, a friend.
01:48I don't sleep with my friends.
01:51Oh, so everyone you sleep with is your girlfriend?
01:54I mean, one night stands.
01:55Okay.
01:56And how many one night stands have you had exactly?
02:00A few?
02:02None.
02:03A few?
02:04Yeah.
02:07Girlfriends, right?
02:08Always the best.
02:09I mean, so quickly that she has so well recognized me.
02:13And that's why I love her books.
02:20You have been a great audience.
02:21Have a wonderful night.
02:27Siddhi.
02:31Siddhi.
02:33It's so salty.
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