00:00Let's go, let's go!
00:21It's been like this the whole time, Deacon on dishes, and it still hasn't moved in five years.
00:27You're a cool guy, but you're not pulling your weight in the flat.
00:31Oh, I'm glad to hear that I'm cool.
00:34No, that's not the point, though. You're missing the point.
00:37Yeah, no, I know. Not the flat meeting about how cool you are.
00:40When you get three vampires in a flat, obviously there's going to be a lot of tension.
00:47Viago was an 18th century dandy.
00:50Look, a ghost cat!
00:54Vladislav is a bit of a pervert.
00:55This is my torture chamber.
00:58Deacon's like the young bad boy of the group.
01:01I'm supposed to pay rent, but I don't.
01:05The trouble with being a vampire is you have to be invited in.
01:09I'm coming to the bar, please.
01:11Five dollars is water.
01:12Will you invite us in?
01:14We need some fresh blood.
01:17Hi, my name is Nick. I've been a vampire for two months.
01:22My friend Rich is a bouncer. He'll invite us in.
01:24Gentlemen, you are most welcome.
01:26Nick is so much fun.
01:30I'm a vampire.
01:30Vampire! Vampire!
01:32Such a dick.
01:35Nick, why don't you use the front door?
01:37Do you want to draw attention to this house, hmm?
01:39You've got a whole documentary crew following you around.
01:41You let a vampire hunter into our house.
01:43I don't let a man, I just got him in my email.
01:45He doesn't-
01:45He's dead!
01:46I'm going to kill you!
01:47I'm already dead!
01:49You will not eat the camera guy.
01:51Maybe one camera guy.
01:52I'm trying to take it.
02:00Here's your liquor.
02:02Wow.
02:05Ah, it's a f***ing limbo.
02:07Hey, don't you swear?
02:08What are we?
02:09We will not swear.
02:10When you're a vampire, you become very sexy.
02:26Ow!
02:26вау.
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