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Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas FULL EPISODE #Christmas Drama
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00:00:00So I'm fighting the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:12Uh, uh...
00:00:15Yeah, him.
00:00:22Hi!
00:00:23Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey, man!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03Mm.
00:01:04If you want me to stop.
00:01:12If I can do...
00:01:13I don't want you to stop.
00:01:14I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:39I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:56I don't care how.
00:01:57Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:04Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:11I need grandkids.
00:02:13I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:15I need to go now.
00:02:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:28Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:30And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:31Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you, the Harrison Group CEO, or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:02Good.
00:03:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi.
00:03:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:22Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23Yes.
00:03:24Why does she feel so familiar?
00:03:33She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:03:35Blonde hair, red top.
00:03:37You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:03:39So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:03:42See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:03:44Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:03:46What's your name?
00:03:47Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:03:50Max, Aurelius.
00:03:51Eva.
00:03:52I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:03:57I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:00I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:04:03So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:04:09$1,000 an hour?
00:04:10Well, yeah.
00:04:12It's $500 a day.
00:04:14Is that enough?
00:04:16That's the most that I can pay you.
00:04:17Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:04:19That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:04:21You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:04:23Look, my requirements are simple.
00:04:25Okay, play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:04:28and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:04:31And then my family will get off my back,
00:04:33so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:04:37So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:04:40Fine.
00:04:41But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:04:44Okay, deal.
00:04:50Ready to go get married?
00:05:05Wow.
00:05:06Clean up nice.
00:05:08This is my wedding day, after all.
00:05:10Pictures.
00:05:10Pictures.
00:05:11Pictures.
00:05:14You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:05:22Touching.
00:05:43Okay.
00:05:44Well, I think we got it.
00:05:46Ooh, I need some photos of us together, too,
00:05:49to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:05:52and have a happy family.
00:05:53Yeah, of course.
00:06:05Happy holidays, Mom.
00:06:07From my family to you.
00:06:08Bad news, boss.
00:06:18The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:06:22Wait, she bailed?
00:06:24And who is...
00:06:26Who is she?
00:06:30Whatever.
00:06:31It doesn't matter.
00:06:32I've got what I need.
00:06:36Sam, don't worry about it.
00:06:38I already found someone.
00:06:44Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:06:47Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:06:49Christmas shopping?
00:06:50I should come.
00:06:52Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:06:55I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:06:58It will make it more believable.
00:07:03Fine.
00:07:04Yeah, fine.
00:07:04Okay.
00:07:05You can come.
00:07:13Let's go.
00:07:14Which mall are we going to?
00:07:16Um, let's go to that one.
00:07:18Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:07:19What the actual fuck?
00:07:30Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:07:36Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:07:42She does kind of look like him.
00:07:44So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:07:52Here, let me get this.
00:07:55I'm going to love you, Max.
00:07:57Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:08:03we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:08:09Okay.
00:08:10Should we use our tongues or...?
00:08:12No, no, definitely not.
00:08:14And absolutely no...
00:08:15Sex?
00:08:16Yes.
00:08:18Strictly business.
00:08:20Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:08:23What?
00:08:25Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:08:28I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:08:30getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:08:34Let's go.
00:08:41Here.
00:08:42What are you doing?
00:08:42I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:08:47Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:08:52Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:08:5650% off pies?
00:08:58Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:0012 pumpkin pies.
00:09:01Did I hear this right?
00:09:02They're the best kind.
00:09:03Hurry up and go.
00:09:04Go.
00:09:04What are you standing here for?
00:09:07Hello there.
00:09:08Hi.
00:09:09You ready?
00:09:09Yes.
00:09:10Yeah.
00:09:10Just these things.
00:09:11Okay, great.
00:09:12We have a holiday special today.
00:09:14Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:09:20Oh, great.
00:09:21Yeah.
00:09:21Uh, what do you have that's just 15 bucks?
00:09:23Well, you get a move on.
00:09:26I just got here.
00:09:27Relax.
00:09:28Yeah, yeah.
00:09:32Here, this will do the trick.
00:09:33Okay, thank you.
00:09:36Hurry up and pay.
00:09:37I will pay when I'm ready.
00:09:42You can wait your turn.
00:09:48Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:09:56Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:09:57Not the pies.
00:09:58Not the pies.
00:09:59You can just set those on top.
00:10:05Hi, guys.
00:10:06And I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:10:13Of course.
00:10:14Thank you so much.
00:10:15Of course.
00:10:16I hope you like pumpkin.
00:10:18She bought all 12 pies.
00:10:20Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:10:22Just to give it away.
00:10:25Merry Christmas.
00:10:25Merry Christmas.
00:10:31What?
00:10:32You do that often?
00:10:34As often as I can.
00:10:36We should go.
00:10:41We got to pick up paper.
00:10:45Watch out.
00:10:46You done feeling me up?
00:11:08Shut up.
00:11:08Oh, sorry.
00:11:09I was just in character, wifey.
00:11:11Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:11:13And don't be late.
00:11:19And don't be late.
00:11:31Harrison Group?
00:11:32Do you do construction for them or something?
00:11:35Sort of.
00:11:37Not that I'm judging.
00:11:38I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:11:43Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:11:46I think that's respectable.
00:11:49Can we pick another company?
00:11:50No.
00:11:52Harrison Group is perfect.
00:11:53And they'll find it impressive.
00:11:54My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:11:56So, it's perfect.
00:11:57Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:12:05Don't worry.
00:12:06Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:12:08I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:12:11Too much.
00:12:12Let's go, Sam.
00:12:34It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:12:36Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:12:40It's my daughter's.
00:12:43Daughter's?
00:12:45Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:02Hey, there they are!
00:13:04Hey!
00:13:05Nice to meet you!
00:13:07Aw, I'm sad.
00:13:09So much you made it.
00:13:09Aw, I missed you.
00:13:12So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:13:16He's coming.
00:13:17Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:13:19Good, good, good.
00:13:21So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:13:25When's he arriving?
00:13:26Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:13:31Poor thing.
00:13:32Not surprising.
00:13:33I mean, she's 30.
00:13:34Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:13:38No, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:13:44This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:13:48Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:13:53We're only worried about you.
00:13:55All these years without a husband.
00:13:57Zip it, Pamela.
00:13:59You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:02And look what happened.
00:14:04She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:14:08I'm not alone.
00:14:08And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:14:15He's a manager.
00:14:17Manager of what?
00:14:20Trash.
00:14:21Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:14:25You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:14:28Actually, he's right here.
00:14:34Oh, wow.
00:14:37Wow.
00:14:37He is really good looking.
00:14:40Ah, must be AI.
00:14:43Mm-hmm.
00:14:43Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:14:46Fake.
00:14:47That's enough.
00:14:48She's our daughter and your niece.
00:14:50Show some respect.
00:14:52Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:14:59Well, guess what?
00:15:00William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:03Makes 500 grand a year.
00:15:06That's half a million.
00:15:08Half a million.
00:15:09Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:15:13And speak of the devil.
00:15:18Willie, you made it.
00:15:20There you are.
00:15:32Oh, look at you now.
00:15:35Living the dream.
00:15:36Oh, just think, Eva.
00:15:38Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:15:44So I'm married, huh?
00:15:46Is it serious?
00:15:48That's what marriage is.
00:15:50It's pretty serious.
00:15:51Wow.
00:15:53You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:15:55Makes sense, though.
00:15:56You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:00Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:02A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:16:05Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:16:08That's right.
00:16:10Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:16:14Women love a man in red.
00:16:16Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:16:19Want to sit on my lap?
00:16:21Don't touch me.
00:16:22Oh, so entitled.
00:16:25Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:16:28And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:16:33I mean, look at that car.
00:16:35Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:16:38Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:16:42Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:16:46I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:16:52My mom would never marry.
00:16:56She already has a husband.
00:16:57He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:02Is that so?
00:17:04Well, then, where is he?
00:17:06Because I don't see him.
00:17:08Does anyone see him?
00:17:11Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like mommy.
00:17:16Hey, that puts you on the naughty list.
00:17:20And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:17:25Hey.
00:17:26Mommy.
00:17:27Hey, are you okay?
00:17:28I see your hands.
00:17:29Oh, my God.
00:17:31I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:17:33Come on, honey.
00:17:34Let's go.
00:17:36What the hell's the matter with you?
00:17:38How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:17:40Let me go.
00:17:43Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:17:49Let me go.
00:18:04Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:18:07Max, you came.
00:18:13Don't worry, sweetie.
00:18:17Where's Piper?
00:18:18William Hitter.
00:18:20Mom, I'm dead.
00:18:21I'll take her inside.
00:18:22Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:18:25Well, well, well.
00:18:26If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:18:30That's right.
00:18:32Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:18:34Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:18:38It's an honor to meet you.
00:18:40I'm Max.
00:18:41Eva told us all about you.
00:18:42From New York.
00:18:44Polite.
00:18:44Handsome.
00:18:45Just like she said.
00:18:47Wow.
00:18:48He was an AI.
00:18:50See?
00:18:51He's real.
00:18:52And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:18:55You son of a bitch.
00:18:57You just ruined my suit.
00:18:58And watch the way that you drive that pristine automobile.
00:19:02That car?
00:19:04Oh, my God.
00:19:05That's worth more than a house.
00:19:08That car?
00:19:09It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:19:13Wait.
00:19:15Are you?
00:19:20Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:19:23And that's all he needs to know.
00:19:25I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:19:27You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:19:29You stole it.
00:19:31That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:19:33Jesus.
00:19:34How did he get away with it?
00:19:35That's what I want to know.
00:19:37Enough.
00:19:38Please.
00:19:40I trust my daughter.
00:19:42She would never marry a criminal.
00:19:46Max, be honest with me.
00:19:48Where did that car come from?
00:19:50How much did you want for it?
00:19:52I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:19:55Sir, you need a breath, man.
00:20:01All right, that's it.
00:20:02I'm calling the cops.
00:20:03Oh, way ahead of you.
00:20:05Wait.
00:20:06What?
00:20:07Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:20:10Oh, well.
00:20:12Too late.
00:20:12Listen, hon, I believe you, but how could Max afford a car like that?
00:20:25Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:20:27It's my car, okay?
00:20:28It's not stolen.
00:20:29Yeah?
00:20:30If it's yours, then prove it.
00:20:33Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:20:35Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:20:37Okay.
00:20:38I'll prove that it's mine.
00:20:39But then you have to get lost.
00:20:41And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:20:44Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:20:46Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:20:49Loser!
00:20:49Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:20:54Jesus.
00:20:55Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:20:57It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:01Here.
00:21:02Title and proof of ownership.
00:21:04Mr. Harrison?
00:21:16Mr. Harrison?
00:21:19Mr. Harrison?
00:21:21Just play alone.
00:21:23Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:21:25Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:21:29Yes, sir!
00:21:30I'm so sorry, sir!
00:21:31I...
00:21:32I...
00:21:32Please, do something serious about...
00:21:34Please.
00:21:45Oh, that William?
00:21:47What a jerk, huh?
00:21:49You fooled me.
00:21:50What can I say?
00:21:51Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:21:55Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:21:57Oh, come on, Eva.
00:21:58We were just looking out for you.
00:22:00Oh, please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:03You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:22:05Soon.
00:22:06Do you think that, uh, you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:22:09A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:22:14We are family, aren't we?
00:22:16Family takes care of each other.
00:22:18If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone
00:22:23else.
00:22:23Abigail, come on.
00:22:25Talk to her for us.
00:22:27Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:22:30Yeah.
00:22:31I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:22:33My daughter is just far too busy for your best life with my new son-in-law.
00:22:39Come on, guys.
00:22:40Let's go in.
00:22:41Welcome to the family.
00:22:42This is your fault, Pam.
00:22:53You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:22:57My fault?
00:22:58You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:23:01Hey, how do you have that car?
00:23:13And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:23:15And how do you...
00:23:16I told you.
00:23:17I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:23:19I have a friend in high places.
00:23:21A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:23:26Yes.
00:23:27It's the season of giving.
00:23:28He knows people, has connections.
00:23:31He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:23:34You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:23:35Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:23:37Capisce?
00:23:38Oh, my God.
00:23:38Just don't blow your cover.
00:23:41Dad!
00:23:42Mom!
00:23:43Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:23:46Oh, honey.
00:23:47We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:23:53I think they get it, hon.
00:23:55Uh, how's Piper?
00:23:59Oh, she's fine.
00:24:00Why don't you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:24:03And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:24:08Great.
00:24:09See you in a bit, shall we?
00:24:11What are you doing?
00:24:14Okay.
00:24:15Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:24:22Relax.
00:24:22It was just a hug.
00:24:25Ugh.
00:24:27We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:24:30You'll be okay.
00:24:31It's just one week.
00:24:32Kill me now.
00:24:33Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:24:35What are you doing?
00:24:42That's weird.
00:24:44They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:24:46I don't know.
00:24:47Something just falls off.
00:24:48Come on.
00:24:49That's ridiculous.
00:24:51I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:24:52Make our promise to prove it?
00:24:55I don't like this.
00:24:57Later.
00:25:00Let's go.
00:25:00Here we go.
00:25:07Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:25:09Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:25:12To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:25:15Oh.
00:25:16Welcome.
00:25:17Cheers.
00:25:18Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:25:19Looks great.
00:25:20Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:25:22I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:25:27But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:25:30Oh, no.
00:25:32Mom's testing him.
00:25:33She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:25:35You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:25:42Ow.
00:25:43Eva, sweetie.
00:25:45Kicking my foot.
00:25:46Oh, sorry, mom.
00:25:48Oh, jeez.
00:25:50It's okay.
00:25:52Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:25:53I would like to hear Max say it.
00:25:5512 pumpkin pies.
00:26:09Did I hear this right?
00:26:11They're the best kind.
00:26:13Well, of course.
00:26:14It's pumpkin pie.
00:26:16See?
00:26:18Are you happy now?
00:26:19That's good, but something still falls off.
00:26:22Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:26:24We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:26:30But our marriage is real.
00:26:32I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:26:36Ah, now those are quality.
00:26:40Okay, well, then answer this.
00:26:43Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:26:46Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:26:50I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:26:53Well, um, it's...
00:26:55Silly face.
00:26:56Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:26:59Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:01Silly face.
00:27:04I am not paying extra for this.
00:27:06Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:27:09Blazers.
00:27:10It's nice.
00:27:11You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:27:15Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:27:18And I'm not just talking about William.
00:27:20I'll drink to that.
00:27:22I agree with you there.
00:27:24So, come on, guys.
00:27:25Let's eat.
00:27:26Come on.
00:27:35And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:27:42I have another room set up for Piper.
00:27:45Nice and festive for you.
00:27:47No complications, right?
00:27:49Sorry, honey.
00:27:50Uh, mom, you know what?
00:27:51I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:27:53Oh, honey.
00:27:53Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:27:57Oh, I just remembered.
00:27:59The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:01Something about water conservation.
00:28:03That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:28:0515 minutes?
00:28:08Honey, it's no big deal.
00:28:09Just shower together.
00:28:10Yes.
00:28:11Shower together?
00:28:12Just shower together.
00:28:17Okay, you guys.
00:28:18Have a good night, okay?
00:28:23You heard her.
00:28:24Oh, wow.
00:28:46Why are you stripping?
00:28:49Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:28:51Come on, we're wasting time.
00:28:52You have 15 minutes.
00:28:53Nice try.
00:28:54I am not showering with you.
00:28:56All right, sleep yourself.
00:28:58All room for me in there.
00:28:59Not if I meet you there first.
00:29:17Come on, Max.
00:29:19Get out of the way.
00:29:21We agreed, nothing physical.
00:29:22You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:29:25Relax.
00:29:25I won't touch you.
00:29:28Unless you say you want me to.
00:29:31But that'll cost extra.
00:29:33Yeah.
00:29:35In your dreams.
00:29:45Free to join me.
00:29:52You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:30:08You wish.
00:30:10Why aren't you getting in?
00:30:12Pray you'll fall for me.
00:30:13It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:30:16Oh, yeah?
00:30:17True.
00:30:19Holy shit.
00:30:19This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:30:35Um, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:30:40I'll say.
00:30:41What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:30:44Still think you can lose us?
00:30:47Baby.
00:30:48I don't think I want you.
00:30:50I don't think I want you to.
00:30:51I don't think I want you to.
00:30:51I don't think I want you to.
00:30:55Max, I shut it up.
00:30:59Or maybe we should.
00:31:01God, he's such a good kisser.
00:31:04Why does this feel so familiar?
00:31:12Mom, we're so sexy.
00:31:15Max, we cannot do this
00:31:24What? I didn't mean to cross any...
00:31:28It's not you, Max. It's us. It's this. This is all an act. Let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:31:33You're right
00:31:35I'm sorry
00:31:37I just don't mean to be sorry. Just...
00:31:45That birthmark
00:31:49What is that?
00:31:57It's him. The man from New Year's. Is he Piper's father?
00:32:04Why are you acting?
00:32:07Oh my God. Max is Piper's father
00:32:10Are you okay?
00:32:13Yeah, I just, um... I just got lightheaded
00:32:16I think I just need a few more minutes
00:32:18Alone
00:32:19Of course
00:32:22We have a daughter together
00:32:26Oh my God
00:32:27What do I do?
00:32:35I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:32:36You can take the bed
00:32:38Thanks
00:32:40Hey
00:32:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:32:45Look, fake marriage aside
00:32:47I'm your husband for the next few days
00:32:49So if there's something you need
00:32:50I can help
00:32:51I want to help
00:32:53He's Piper's father
00:32:55He has a right to know
00:32:57Um, Max
00:32:59How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:33:04A child?
00:33:09No, no, no
00:33:10That's, that's impossible
00:33:11I'm very careful
00:33:14Mostly
00:33:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around
00:33:19Family to me is a big commitment
00:33:21And I don't want any loose ends
00:33:24You know?
00:33:26Right
00:33:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down
00:33:29I shouldn't tell him about Piper
00:33:31Why do you ask?
00:33:34No reason
00:33:35Just
00:33:35Just curious
00:33:37No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this
00:33:40What?
00:33:42No
00:33:43Well then
00:33:44Can I ask you a question?
00:33:47Shoot
00:33:47Where did you get these?
00:33:54And how did you know my exact size?
00:33:56I did not get those
00:33:58I don't know where those came from
00:34:00Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:34:05Get me that past
00:34:06Get me
00:34:07Get me
00:34:08Woo!
00:34:09Woo!
00:34:17Eva
00:34:20The truth is
00:34:22Is that I
00:34:24Go, go, go, go
00:34:27Just a second
00:34:29Come in
00:34:30Hey, hon
00:34:32Oh
00:34:33Sorry for interrupting
00:34:35But Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck around
00:34:39Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:34:41We're kind of in the middle of something
00:34:42I can see that
00:34:44Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:34:47I mean, if you don't
00:34:48If you don't mind
00:34:48Well, that a boy
00:34:50You know what?
00:34:51Just put a shirt on
00:34:52I'm going to go get her
00:34:54Piper!
00:34:55Here comes Grandpa
00:34:56He sprang to his sleigh
00:35:00To his team gave a whistle
00:35:02And away they all flew
00:35:04Like the down of a thistle
00:35:05But I heard him exclaim
00:35:07As he drove out of sight
00:35:09Merry Christmas to all
00:35:11And to all
00:35:13A good night
00:35:14If Piper knew he was her real dad
00:35:19She'd be over the moon
00:35:20Good night, Piper
00:35:22Is her dad still around?
00:35:28Yeah, but he doesn't know it
00:35:30Because you're her dad
00:35:32Uh, no
00:35:33That man has no idea
00:35:36What a treasure
00:35:37He's missing out on
00:35:39Do you really think so?
00:35:44From the bottom of my heart
00:35:45Maybe I should tell him
00:35:48He deserves to know
00:35:49Max
00:35:56You're Piper's father
00:36:02I'll tell you when the time's right
00:36:10Where's Piper?
00:36:36She must have snuck off
00:36:38While we were asleep
00:36:39God, he's such a good kisser
00:36:56Just gonna kiss and run
00:37:06Not on my watch
00:37:08Yeah, this
00:37:14I remember this
00:37:16Good morning, you two love bugs
00:37:28How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:37:31Good morning, Miss Smith
00:37:32It was, uh, it was great
00:37:34Wonderful
00:37:35Well, it's about to get even better
00:37:36Oh, no
00:37:40What is that?
00:37:41Sardines and saltines
00:37:43It's a Smith family classic
00:37:45It was my Graham Graham's favorite
00:37:47During wartime
00:37:48Don't be shy
00:37:48Go ahead, grab a handful
00:37:50Max, you don't have to
00:37:53No, no
00:37:53It's okay
00:37:54It's a
00:37:55Smith family staple
00:37:57Oh, there we are
00:37:59Good?
00:38:16Good?
00:38:16Well, you two better get dressed
00:38:23You gotta go see Aunt Miranda
00:38:24Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:38:29That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year
00:38:32What's the deal with them?
00:38:35Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I
00:38:37Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:38:40Hey, don't worry
00:38:42I'll protect you and Piper
00:38:45Better have Sam on standby tonight
00:38:49Just in case
00:38:50Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:38:54Wait, that earring
00:39:06Wait
00:39:08That earring
00:39:09You like it?
00:39:12I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:39:14Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:39:17I don't really remember the details
00:39:18But luckily I was able to find a new pair
00:39:22Right
00:39:23Yeah, it's just a common earring
00:39:25Anyone could have it
00:39:27Maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:39:28She can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:39:31So, Ava and Piper
00:39:35Still aren't here
00:39:37But Derek said that Ava got married
00:39:40What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:39:44An aging single mom
00:39:46Slim pickings
00:39:48I heard he's in waste management
00:39:50That explains it
00:39:52She's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:39:54Oh, please, Miranda
00:39:56Look, Ava is your niece
00:39:58Oh, come on, Grandpa
00:40:00Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand
00:40:03Her track record speaks for itself
00:40:05Exactly
00:40:06Not like my Sierra
00:40:08Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:40:11Oh, they're here
00:40:15Merry Christmas, everybody
00:40:17Merry Christmas, everybody
00:40:23Merry Christmas
00:40:24You must be Grandpa Harold
00:40:27I am
00:40:28I'm Ava's husband
00:40:29Max
00:40:30Pleasure to meet you
00:40:31Welcome
00:40:31You're Ava's husband
00:40:33But
00:40:34You're gorgeous
00:40:36But
00:40:38As handsome as you
00:40:40Look at you two
00:40:41You look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:40:43Merry Christmas, Grandpa
00:40:45Merry Christmas
00:40:46This is for Max and I
00:40:48Oh, my goodness
00:40:49Thank you, Ava
00:40:50Let me grab that for you, Daddy
00:40:52Oops
00:40:54Oh, my bad
00:40:55Oh, a homemade gift
00:40:57How thrifty
00:40:59Not all gifts are about the price tag
00:41:01Mommy's right, you mean all hats
00:41:04You little
00:41:05You will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:41:09Or you will lose yours
00:41:11Oh, I think you broke my wrist
00:41:14Look what you just did to my mother
00:41:16My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:41:20He could ruin your life
00:41:22Mommy, are you okay?
00:41:35I'm fine
00:41:36I'm just wet, huh?
00:41:37Yeah
00:41:37It's okay
00:41:38It's okay
00:41:39What are you?
00:41:44Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:41:46Did you just slap me?
00:41:49Next time it'll be a closed fist
00:41:50You're a fucking psycho
00:41:52You know what, Sierra?
00:41:53I can take your little insults
00:41:54But leave my family out of this
00:41:56Her family
00:41:59She means me
00:42:01You okay, honey?
00:42:07Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:42:09Do something
00:42:10You don't know who you're messing with
00:42:12I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:42:15Oh, wow
00:42:16I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people
00:42:21Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks
00:42:24Let's call him
00:42:25I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:42:28Please
00:42:29Who do you think you are?
00:42:31Enough
00:42:32There will be no arguing during Christmas
00:42:36Fine, Dad
00:42:38Let it go, Nathan
00:42:40They're just jealous
00:42:42For Grandpa's sake
00:42:44I'll let you off easy
00:42:45I think you owe Nathan a thank you
00:42:49I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you
00:42:53Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:42:54All right, that's enough
00:42:55Everyone come inside and sit down
00:42:58Is this a joke?
00:43:21Can you please pass me some food?
00:43:23Hold it
00:43:23Who said you could eat anything else?
00:43:25My husband and I paid for this feast
00:43:28My husband and I paid for this feast
00:43:34King crab, fresh crab, fresh from Alaska
00:43:38And grass-fed wagyu
00:43:40Three times the price
00:43:42Fifty times the flavor
00:43:44And you don't get a single bite
00:43:47It's just petty
00:43:48Maybe so
00:43:49But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:43:53Fine
00:43:54Then we won't stay and eat with you
00:43:57Come on, let's go
00:43:58No, no
00:43:59Don't you dare leave our family dinner
00:44:02Grandpa, I'm sorry
00:44:04But they're treating us like
00:44:05I know, dear
00:44:06I just want to have our family together
00:44:08Fine
00:44:09We'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:44:12Better a stray than a bitch
00:44:14What was that?
00:44:15I just want to have our family dinner
00:44:19I just want to have our family together
00:44:21Fine
00:44:22We'll stay
00:44:23Can I have a little napalm?
00:44:26It's okay, sweetie
00:44:27We'll get something right after
00:44:29Like drive-thru?
00:44:32I hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:44:34That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:44:37No strays
00:44:40Ow!
00:44:41Sweetie, sweetie, are you okay?
00:44:42You hit my child
00:44:45You're fucking crazy
00:44:46Well, if you'd teach her some manners
00:44:48Maybe I wouldn't have to
00:44:50Don't worry, baby
00:44:55I'll handle it
00:44:56Don't worry, baby
00:44:59I'll handle it
00:45:01Piper
00:45:04Sweetie
00:45:06Are you ready to try the best food
00:45:08You've ever had in your life?
00:45:11Okay, sweetheart
00:45:12Give me two minutes
00:45:14And one phone call
00:45:15As if you have a chef on speed dial
00:45:18Actually, I do
00:45:19He's such a liar
00:45:21This ought to be hilarious
00:45:23Oh, it will be
00:45:25Sam
00:45:28Yeah, send the troops
00:45:30And bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:45:32I'm already on my way
00:45:34Bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:45:40I'm already on my way
00:45:42You hear this guy?
00:45:45He wants the best king crab in the world
00:45:47From Antarctica
00:45:48Now I get why you married him, Eva
00:45:52His silly delusions are just
00:45:54Don't worry about it, sweetheart
00:45:55Santa's already on his way
00:45:57Actually
00:45:58Five
00:45:59Four
00:46:00Three
00:46:01Two
00:46:03One
00:46:04A helicopter?
00:46:14There's no way
00:46:16How did you pull this off?
00:46:23Sam is like family
00:46:24I thought I'd introduce you to
00:46:25Thanks, boss
00:46:26Boss?
00:46:29Eva's always been genuine with me
00:46:30Maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:46:33Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:46:36I'm Maximus Harrison
00:46:38You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:46:44Mm-hmm
00:46:44Come on
00:46:48You can stop kidding around
00:46:51If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:46:55No, I actually am the CEO
00:46:57Come on
00:46:57You can stop the charade
00:46:58Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:47:02Eva
00:47:02I'm not pretending
00:47:03Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested
00:47:09How is this possible?
00:47:21This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:47:27Who are you?
00:47:28I told you, I'm Eva's husband
00:47:31That chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:47:33Wait, no
00:47:35Hold on
00:47:36You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:47:42You're worth more than some whole countries
00:47:44Some of the small ones
00:47:46I mean, you know that
00:47:48You work for me
00:47:50Oh, God
00:47:51I insulted my own boss
00:47:53I'm finished
00:47:59Oh, God
00:48:00I insulted my own boss
00:48:01I'm finished
00:48:03Didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:48:06Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move
00:48:08Worth every penny I'm paying him
00:48:10For tonight
00:48:10Your fee stands
00:48:12And with that, your career
00:48:15You're fired
00:48:16Fired?
00:48:18Sam
00:48:18Fired?
00:48:23God
00:48:23I can't be fired
00:48:25What?
00:48:27Mr. Harrison, please
00:48:29You can have as much crab as you want
00:48:31Please, Mr. Harrison
00:48:33I'll do anything
00:48:34Guys
00:48:35Take out the trash
00:48:36And you
00:48:42Oh, me?
00:48:45Mr. Harrison, come on
00:48:47That was a Christmas joke
00:48:48A family tradition
00:48:50Yeah, well
00:48:51There's a new family tradition
00:48:52Sam
00:48:53Will you do me the honors?
00:49:00Gladly
00:49:01Merry Christmas, Aunt Ray
00:49:06Father, do something
00:49:11Well, you kind of deserve that
00:49:13I'm leaving
00:49:14Pumpkin, my favorite
00:49:17Come on, sweetie
00:49:26Daddy had this crab line just for you
00:49:28Eat as much as you want
00:49:30Thanks, Daddy
00:49:31I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas
00:49:36I just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:49:38Honestly?
00:49:40This is the best Christmas I've ever had
00:49:42Well, if you want, we can have many more
00:49:44Just like this
00:49:45Does he really mean that?
00:49:48Or is he just playing the part?
00:49:50I can't tell
00:49:51And that terrifies me
00:49:53Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison
00:49:59I brought you a gift
00:50:00Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:50:03Oh
00:50:04Oh, this is wonderful
00:50:11Sam, I have a granddaughter
00:50:14Tell me everything
00:50:16Miss Eva Smith
00:50:17Single mother
00:50:18Small town gal
00:50:19Didn't finish high school
00:50:20Currently works in retail
00:50:21Oh, Maximus
00:50:23I thought I raised you better
00:50:25A high school dropout
00:50:27In the Harrison family?
00:50:30Not a chance
00:50:32She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:50:38Maximus seems to like her
00:50:39Silence
00:50:40Get me the address where she works
00:50:42It's Happy Heels on Broadway
00:50:44That's nice
00:50:45We own that one
00:50:47Good work
00:50:48But take off that stupid hat
00:50:50Thanks
00:51:01So your dad insisted
00:51:02That I try this wine
00:51:04That he's been saving
00:51:04For 20 years
00:51:05Sounds like he's happy
00:51:08With his new son-in-law
00:51:09And how about you?
00:51:14Me?
00:51:15Yeah
00:51:16Are you happy
00:51:18With your new husband?
00:51:23Eva
00:51:23That birthmark
00:51:35Family to me is a big commitment
00:51:38And I don't want any loose ends
00:51:41You know?
00:51:42Maximus, there's so much we don't know
00:51:44So much we're not telling each other
00:51:46No feelings, no complications
00:51:50That's what we agreed upon
00:51:51Yeah, I didn't sign a contract
00:51:53Max
00:51:54Yeah, I guess you're right
00:51:56It's cold
00:51:59Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:52:02Max
00:52:04I need to tell you something
00:52:07Something important
00:52:10What's gotten into her?
00:52:13Is she hiding something?
00:52:15Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:52:18I haven't been completely honest with you
00:52:20Piper is
00:52:23Piper is
00:52:28Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts
00:52:30Sweetie
00:52:31Oh my gosh
00:52:32It's all swollen
00:52:33Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:52:36Listen, you stay here with Daddy
00:52:37Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:52:42Come on, Piper
00:52:42Okay, let me see
00:52:47I promise
00:52:51I won't let anyone
00:52:52hurt you or Mommy again
00:52:54But that's not true
00:52:55You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:52:59Uh...
00:53:00Daddy!
00:53:01No!
00:53:02Well...
00:53:02Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:53:11Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:53:15Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:53:19Really?
00:53:20Please stay, Daddy
00:53:21You think it was Sky?
00:53:26I wouldn't worry about it
00:53:32Scars make you look like a badass
00:53:34I have one, too
00:53:35Dad
00:53:37I got that when I was about your age
00:53:40Some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:53:43Really?
00:53:44No way
00:53:45No
00:53:45It was actually a cactus
00:53:47But it's still cool
00:53:48I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:53:53Piper
00:53:56How long have you had that?
00:53:58My mom said I had that when I was born
00:54:00And how old are you?
00:54:07Six
00:54:08Six?
00:54:09That one night stand was about seven years ago
00:54:12Okay, I found the first date kit
00:54:13Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:54:19What do I even say?
00:54:20And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:54:23Sorry, honey
00:54:23This man's your dad
00:54:24And he didn't know you existed until now
00:54:26Um, yeah
00:54:29Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:54:34Eva
00:54:34Okay, look
00:54:39Piper is
00:54:43Go on
00:54:49That must be an emergency
00:54:56Excuse me
00:54:58Sorry
00:54:59I took this
00:55:00Mommy, are you okay?
00:55:09Yeah
00:55:09Mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:55:13I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:55:16Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:55:22I'm telling you, Max
00:55:23That woman is manipulating you
00:55:25She's a high school dropout
00:55:27Doesn't even have a decent job
00:55:29And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:55:31I'm Eva's husband
00:55:33Max
00:55:33That man has no idea
00:55:36What a treasure
00:55:37He's missing out on
00:55:39I'm sorry, Max
00:55:43You can't know Piper's your daughter
00:55:45Your mother would take her away
00:55:46After Christmas
00:55:48It's over
00:55:49Eva?
00:55:53Maximus?
00:55:53Are you even listening to me?
00:55:56No, Mom, Mom
00:55:56Listen
00:55:57I'm sorry, okay?
00:55:58Eva's my wife
00:55:59And I've made up my mind
00:56:00I'm not leaving her
00:56:02Eva?
00:56:10Thank you
00:56:11Oh, thank you
00:56:15This is for you, Grandma
00:56:17Oh, wow
00:56:23That's so cool
00:56:24What did you make?
00:56:26Derek, this is from Eva and I
00:56:29Oh, thank you so much
00:56:31Thanks, guys
00:56:32I'm glad you're here
00:56:33What have you got?
00:56:36Oh
00:56:36Wow
00:56:37Damn, these are nice
00:56:39Grandpa, language, little ears
00:56:42Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:56:49It's in the other room by the train set
00:56:51Here, I'll go with you
00:56:52Remember the song that we sang?
00:56:54Ready, ready?
00:56:55Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:56:57What have you got, guys?
00:56:57Walking home from our house
00:56:59Christmas Eve
00:57:00You never told me
00:57:05Have we met before?
00:57:13Have we met before?
00:57:16She's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:57:18I don't know what you're getting at
00:57:23Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper
00:57:27I don't know what you're talking about
00:57:37Lots of people have birthmarks
00:57:38They're very common
00:57:38I feel so awful
00:57:40But I can't lose my child
00:57:42No matter how I feel about him
00:57:44Maybe
00:57:47Are you okay?
00:57:53Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:57:56No
00:57:56I'm fine
00:57:58Um
00:57:59Oh, I almost forgot
00:58:02I got you this
00:58:05You got me a gift, too?
00:58:08Tis the season
00:58:08Open it
00:58:17Gloves?
00:58:34Did you make these?
00:58:37Yeah
00:58:37I know this is a fake marriage
00:58:40But
00:58:40That's Christmas
00:58:41You've already done so much for me
00:58:44I just wanted to do a little something for you
00:58:45How did I feel?
00:58:49Warm, right?
00:58:51Yeah
00:58:51Warm
00:58:53Soft
00:58:55Perfect
00:58:58Thank you, Eva
00:59:03I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
00:59:06Really?
00:59:09Yeah, my mom
00:59:11She partied all the time
00:59:12And
00:59:13I got gifts
00:59:14Plenty of them
00:59:15But
00:59:16I don't think she ever bought one herself
00:59:19Nothing
00:59:21Personal
00:59:22Well, you deserve it
00:59:24You're a good guy
00:59:26And
00:59:27Someday you'll
00:59:29Find
00:59:30Someone special
00:59:31To
00:59:31Spend all your Christmases with
00:59:33What if that day's today?
00:59:36What if I already found someone special
00:59:41Right here
00:59:44Max
01:00:09We can't
01:00:10If you want me to stop
01:00:13You better tell me right now
01:00:15Come on
01:00:20I don't want you to stop
01:00:22No matter how many years pass
01:00:29I still can't resist him
01:00:31I don't want you to stop
01:00:37I don't want you to stop
01:00:37Oh
01:00:38If you want me to stop
01:00:39I want you to
01:00:52позвол me to stop
01:00:53To
01:00:53Oh
01:00:54God, you were trying and fucking insane
01:00:58Piper!
01:01:02Piper?
01:01:10Piper?
01:01:14She can't see him.
01:01:28Eva?
01:01:36Grandma, I'm up here!
01:01:50That was way too close.
01:01:52Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:01:58Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:02Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:06You still haven't given me mine.
01:02:14Let me give it to you.
01:02:28Why are you calling me?
01:02:40Why are you calling me?
01:02:44Hello?
01:02:46Hello, Eva Smith.
01:02:48I'm Max's mother.
01:02:50Name your price.
01:02:52What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:02:54What?
01:02:56We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:02:58Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:03:02My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:04Piper is my daughter.
01:03:06And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:03:08So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:03:10But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:03:12Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:03:14There's my beautiful wife.
01:03:16And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:03:18So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:03:20But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:03:22Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:03:36You okay?
01:03:38Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:03:42So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:03:46What are you talking about?
01:03:48It's over.
01:03:50It's not that hard to understand.
01:03:54Eva, wait!
01:03:58So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:04Well, Max, it's not real.
01:04:10None of it was real.
01:04:12So, it's just a goodbye?
01:04:14Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:04:18Look.
01:04:20Last night, I let my guard down.
01:04:24But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:04:26And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:04:28Just tell me what you need.
01:04:30I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:04:34Just say the word.
01:04:36You don't get it.
01:04:38You don't get it.
01:04:40I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:04:44I won't give up on us.
01:04:54Are we here?
01:04:56Yes.
01:05:00As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:05:12Piper.
01:05:14Piper.
01:05:16Sweetie, wake up.
01:05:18We're home.
01:05:20How can she just walk away?
01:05:22As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:05:29Piper, sweetie, wake up. We're home.
01:05:36How can she just walk away?
01:05:45Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:05:47It's part of the agreement, too.
01:05:48Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:05:52You promised.
01:05:54Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:05:56Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:00All right, fine.
01:06:01When?
01:06:03Two days.
01:06:04I'll come pick you up.
01:06:06No need.
01:06:07Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:06:09I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you, so don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:06:22Thank you, sweetie.
01:06:23If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:06:28If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy, I'll be there.
01:06:44Step 10 times.
01:06:48Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:06:50Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:06:53Boss?
01:06:54Boss?
01:06:55lady and gentlemen i am so sorry i need to win back my family family boss you okay
01:07:06never better go get her max
01:07:11ah there he is maximus darling i have some prospects for you
01:07:22nice high society girls from the city
01:07:25oh i told you i already found the woman i love
01:07:33maximus stop this that evil woman is scamming your son tell me what kind of woman you want
01:07:48and i'll find you another you are heir to the harrison dynasty no i'm not
01:07:54oh i work in waste management and i'm a secret crime boss i'm eva's husband and i'm a father
01:08:03what
01:08:05oh that's her the woman who got my son head over heels
01:08:24hi welcome in can i help you find something i want to try those
01:08:30awesome i'll get them for you right away
01:08:35are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:08:40no no no i know what i want size seven
01:08:46oh baby can't even walk but she wants three thousand dollar heels
01:08:51come on she wants the white shoes
01:08:54ignore her she's just grumpy over the holidays
01:09:02um here let me help you
01:09:03come on
01:09:04she seems kind
01:09:10i shouldn't be that impressed she's just doing her job
01:09:19how do they feel well i love the style but it's too small i think i need a size up
01:09:27maybe my feet are still growing
01:09:29right away i'll be right back
01:09:34she's not only kind she's patient was i wrong about her
01:09:39are you gluing the heel back on
01:09:56well who gives a shit she can't walk
01:10:01that's just pure evil
01:10:06oh come on saint eva
01:10:10she's in a wheelchair who cares it's the last pair
01:10:14i get paid commission
01:10:17i am not doing that vanessa
01:10:24see this is your whole problem this is why you'll always be broke
01:10:32i don't care if she can walk or not i'm not selling her junk
01:10:38she has to deal with people like this
01:10:41people who insult her all day
01:10:44i'm your manager
01:10:46sell the old bitty the shoes
01:10:52or you're fired
01:10:54did i stutter
01:11:01you don't have to fire me
01:11:06i quit
01:11:09i don't work here anymore
01:11:16listen
01:11:18don't buy the shoes
01:11:19they're broken spend your heart and money elsewhere okay
01:11:23you're a good person after all
01:11:25looks like i misjudged you
01:11:28i'm sorry
01:11:30why are you still here eva
01:11:34get out
01:11:35you're not disabled
01:11:42selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped
01:11:46absolutely shameful
01:11:49who are you
01:11:50i am the chairwoman
01:11:52of the harrison group
01:11:54and the owner of this store
01:11:56you're eleanor harrison
01:11:59mother of the ceo
01:12:01i am
01:12:02and you my dear
01:12:04are fired
01:12:05what did i do
01:12:07you are a good person
01:12:12from now on
01:12:14this store is yours to run
01:12:16are you serious
01:12:20that's right
01:12:23don't be nervous child
01:12:26you are professional
01:12:28responsible
01:12:29far better than that two-bit manager
01:12:32you
01:12:36out
01:12:37i'll leave
01:12:38i'm leaving
01:12:42i i feel like i'm dreaming
01:12:48no
01:12:49don't worry
01:12:50you're getting a promotion
01:12:52you deserve it my dear
01:12:54thank you
01:12:57first assignment
01:12:58i want that row
01:13:01and that row
01:13:02and the entire display case
01:13:05pack it all up
01:13:07and bring it to my house
01:13:08okay
01:13:09yeah
01:13:10once we're home
01:13:13i'll tell her i'm her mother-in-law
01:13:15i can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter
01:13:18she's the mother of a ceo
01:13:26of course she lives like this
01:13:29mrs harrison
01:13:39i'm here with your delivery
01:13:41max
01:13:45eva
01:13:46what are you doing here
01:13:48i uh
01:13:50there you are eva
01:13:53wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:13:56my new daughter-in-law
01:13:59what are you
01:14:00that means you really are the ceo of harrison group
01:14:06well i tried to tell you but
01:14:10stop
01:14:11and you
01:14:13you lied to me at the store
01:14:15you were both just testing me
01:14:18is this some sick game rich people play
01:14:20i'm sorry eva
01:14:22i thought you might be using my son
01:14:24just after his money
01:14:25but i was wrong
01:14:27eva please
01:14:28i don't deserve to be treated like this
01:14:30not every working class girl is after your money
01:14:32how could you think that of me
01:14:35it's not like that dear
01:14:37eva what are you talking about
01:14:39mom what did you do
01:14:42i was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:14:45we're not together
01:14:46and i can't love something that was never real
01:14:49i made a horrible mistake
01:14:55what are you waiting for son
01:14:58go after her
01:14:59eva
01:15:04let me go
01:15:05i swear it's not what you think
01:15:06but we come from two completely different worlds
01:15:09stop pretending like you care
01:15:10i'm not pretending
01:15:11okay i can't fake what we have
01:15:13and everything i've done for you
01:15:15and piper
01:15:16this is real
01:15:17touch my wife again
01:15:22and i will snap every finger that you've got
01:15:25max you came
01:15:26god you weren't driving me fucking insane
01:15:29i'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:15:34a good father
01:15:35just say the word
01:15:36see
01:15:40stop fighting
01:15:43we belong together
01:15:46you're wrong
01:15:48wrong about what
01:15:50that you care
01:15:52or we belong together
01:15:54look i already told you
01:15:56we're from two completely different worlds
01:15:58now i held up my end of the deal
01:16:00and i met your mother
01:16:01like we discussed
01:16:02i want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:16:04eva
01:16:08eva
01:16:12i'm sorry maximus
01:16:15walking away is the only choice i have
01:16:18ow
01:16:25are you okay mommy
01:16:27yeah sweetie i'm fine
01:16:29come here
01:16:31no you're not fine
01:16:40you're sad
01:16:41i'm okay sweetie
01:16:45i miss daddy too
01:16:49i want max to be my real daddy
01:16:54don't you want to be with him
01:16:58love bug
01:17:01you're right
01:17:02what am i doing
01:17:04running like a coward
01:17:05i've always taught you to be brave
01:17:09now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:17:12i believe in you
01:17:15what are you gonna do mommy
01:17:16i know exactly what to say to him
01:17:20maximus deserves to know
01:17:24piper is his daughter
01:17:26enough sulking
01:17:33go get your wife
01:17:35and my grandbaby back
01:17:37don't you think i want to
01:17:39she doesn't want me
01:17:41i didn't raise you to give up
01:17:43your daughter is still out there
01:17:45you can't abandon her
01:17:46mom you don't get it
01:17:48i made a deal with eva
01:17:50to play my wife
01:17:51and piper she was
01:17:53an added bonus
01:17:55what are you talking about
01:17:57i already ran a dna test
01:17:59piper is your daughter
01:18:02what
01:18:03see for yourself
01:18:05i was right
01:18:12seven years ago
01:18:13new year's that woman was eva
01:18:16eva
01:18:27hey
01:18:29daddy
01:18:31daddy
01:18:34piper
01:18:35oh
01:18:37i missed you so much sweetheart
01:18:39you came back
01:18:46i uh
01:18:50don't forget to be brave mommy
01:18:54i uh
01:19:00i was scared
01:19:02but i don't want to be scared anymore
01:19:05because what we have is real
01:19:07and it's worth fighting for
01:19:09sweetheart i have
01:19:11something to tell you
01:19:13i have something to tell you
01:19:15eva
01:19:16eva
01:19:24eva
01:19:25hey
01:19:26hey
01:19:27daddy
01:19:28daddy
01:19:29piper
01:19:31oh
01:19:32i missed you so much sweetheart
01:19:36thank you so much sweetheart
01:19:37thank you so much sweetheart
01:19:43you came back
01:19:44i uh...
01:19:49don't forget to be brave mommy
01:19:51i was scared
01:19:58i was scared
01:19:59but i don't want to be scared anymore
01:20:02because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for
01:20:06sweetheart i have something to tell you
01:20:10i have something to tell you too
01:20:15piper is your daughter
01:20:16piper is your daughter
01:20:17you knew
01:20:18my sweet granddaughter
01:20:20mama
01:20:21oh
01:20:23i just found out for sure a few minutes ago but you've known this whole time
01:20:28i was scared
01:20:29okay i didn't know if you were gonna take her from me i didn't know how you were feeling
01:20:34how could you not know how i felt
01:20:49i love you eva
01:20:52i love you too
01:20:54i promise
01:20:55for the rest of my life i'm going to make it up to you
01:20:59as long as we're together
01:21:01it doesn't matter where we are
01:21:03will you marry me eva
01:21:14for real this time
01:21:16yeah
01:21:17yes
01:21:18yes of course i'll marry you
01:21:24yes
01:21:25hi
01:21:26hi
01:21:28hi
01:21:29hi
01:21:30hi
01:21:31hi
01:21:32hi
01:21:33looks like you're stuck with me the next christmas and the christmas after that
01:21:36and forever
01:21:40i wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:46what is that
01:21:47what is that
01:21:49hey mom
01:21:52take me back
01:21:53i'm sorry i struck your tire
01:21:56looks like i have to take out the trash
01:22:02again
01:22:03no? not funny?
01:22:07hi
01:22:08hi
01:22:09hi
01:22:10hi
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