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00:00Pitch.
00:04Star is gone.
00:05I feel a little responsible and a little guilty,
00:09but also a little like, ooh.
00:11At least you're not coming back in the work
00:13and we're going to be mad at me.
00:14I'm so heartbroken right now.
00:16I don't deserve to be here, but I look so pussy.
00:21Just know I will always be a star.
00:24P.S. Van, you owe me, sis.
00:27God.
00:28I'm her buddy.
00:30I'm feeling a lot of adrenaline from the lip sync,
00:32a lot of anger, a lot of heartbreak for Star.
00:36I'm like definitely in my feels right now
00:38and I need to let some things out.
00:40Wow, wow, wow, wow.
00:42Oh, low Keisha, no shade.
00:44I'm gagged you weren't in the bottom.
00:46I'm surprised by that choice.
00:48It was like an impossible choice
00:49because I think Caramel, like you did better
00:52in the challenge for sure.
00:53I looked at the competition overall
00:55and I thought that Velma had a better track record.
00:58Ultimately, I choose to save Velma
01:00and this is a strategic move, I have to be honest.
01:02Who's going to be able to help me long term?
01:05And I feel like that person is Velma.
01:07I'm a little pissed off.
01:08I was kind of gagged in that moment
01:09because I do feel like I did better in the challenge.
01:12The way you did the challenge bombed what you did before.
01:17In my opinion, I just felt like I should have been saved.
01:19I just feel like it's fake as fuck and I'm not here for it.
01:23Looking at the fact that like almost every girl in here
01:25said that they would save me,
01:27I was really shocked that you chose Velma.
01:30At the end of the day, the judges said that you were shut down.
01:33Your look was good also like me.
01:35It was not like that clear.
01:36I do think my critiques were better.
01:38Like they said they laughed.
01:40Well, they laughed at the same joke.
01:41They said that you weren't funny though.
01:42They said they didn't laugh at anything.
01:44I just think Velma's bullshit.
01:45Are we in the same room?
01:47Are we hearing the same thing?
01:48Like, is your brain not working?
01:50You like didn't get any laughs like they said you weren't funny.
01:53It's okay, no problem.
01:54Everybody is shocked.
01:56Everybody thought that it would be caramel.
01:59This is something that I will remember forever.
02:02So what was your decision, Ben?
02:04I'll be the first one to say it.
02:06I think Star's a threat.
02:07So I was like, what's the point of saving her?
02:10I think I can read PM better than I can read Star.
02:14I don't know what Star's gonna do.
02:16And I just wasn't willing to take that risk.
02:18Caramel, I'm just so happy you won with no makeup on.
02:21That part, that part.
02:25Not even a lick of eyeshadow.
02:27Just bare face with a wig.
02:29I know this week is controversial, but I do feel a little...
02:36But I think it's time to get out of drag.
02:39Yes, please.
02:40Let's not fucking get out of drag.
02:42Season six is playing the game.
02:44The beaver's making me feel crazy because I don't know how it's going to be played.
02:49No one's sticking to, like, the previous seasons where it was boring and their, like, track record.
02:53You got it?
02:54You can't bet on an alliance.
02:57I don't believe anyone's actually going to stay true to their work.
03:00Go, go, go, go, go.
03:03The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000.
03:08With Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights.
03:14with extra-special guest judge, Alyssa Edwards.
03:26It's a new day in the workroom,
03:27and the target on my back has just grown bigger.
03:30So I gotta make sure that I'm still in that top spot
03:32so none of these girls can try to ask me.
03:34We made it another week.
03:36Yes!
03:39We got some wins on the board now.
03:40I have a win.
03:41Salty has a win.
03:42Van Gogh's got two wins.
03:44I'm coming up right next.
03:45Yes!
03:46Now, listen here, one half of the Scissor Sisters
03:48already got her wins, so it's my turn
03:51to snip, snip, snip, snip my way up to the top.
03:54I really didn't have a good week.
03:55I know it was a fiasco.
03:57I don't know how to land a plane.
03:59It's really important that I bounce back
04:01because, of course, they're gonna eat me alive
04:05if it's not the case.
04:06Hey, buddy!
04:08Do you remember being an alliance, female alliance?
04:11I don't recall talking about an alliance.
04:12No, it's so nice.
04:13It's a record.
04:14There's no record.
04:16Oh, it's me, Dad.
04:17Of course.
04:18The girls are over here.
04:19Oh, yes, of course.
04:20If you're on the top, I'll say you do.
04:22If you're on the bottom, and vice versa.
04:23Of course.
04:24Right-huh.
04:25Girl, Vemma got me goofed up this morning.
04:27In all tea, I low-key had an alliance with Star.
04:30That's not true.
04:31Stop it.
04:33Dirty Alliance Laundry is being aired.
04:35Girl, I saw an opportunity, and I took it.
04:37Well, I appreciate you taking that opportunity.
04:41I know I had a floppy on a week.
04:43I am not delusional, but I did walk my ass off on the runway.
04:47Yes, you did.
04:48After my sister Hazel didn't have my back twice.
04:50Here we go.
04:51First doesn't let me choose, and then he says I should get in the bottom.
04:55Dang it.
04:56I am ready to let Hazel have it.
04:58I just want to shake them a little bit and also let them know that they shouldn't have
05:03done what they did.
05:05So what I'm seeing is these alliances that y'all made don't mean anything.
05:08Don't mean anything.
05:09Don't mean anything.
05:10Girl, they don't be sure.
05:11This table chat is so revealing.
05:15These bitches have no integrity at all.
05:18And that's okay, because I know that I'm looking out for myself now.
05:22Oh!
05:23Here we go!
05:25Oh!
05:26Canada!
05:27Seen it already, then had her.
05:30Hey, page turners.
05:32Hey!
05:33There's nothing I love more than a nice hard cover.
05:37So grab your reading glasses, and don't forget to follow the rubric.
05:43Hello!
05:44Hello!
05:45Hello!
05:46Hello!
05:47Hello!
05:48Hello!
05:49Hello!
05:50I'm getting so good at being Canadian.
05:53They're good at that.
05:54Now, you all look amazing, but every queen can use a little help.
05:58Lucky for you, in today's mini challenge, I'll be holding one-on-one styling sessions.
06:02Hey!
06:03We'll talk all things fashion, and in the end, I'll select my style superstar on the rise.
06:09So, take ten minutes to slip into D-list fashionista quick drag.
06:13Okay!
06:14Then meet me and my atelier, and I'll decide if you're a red flag or red carpet royalty.
06:19Ooh!
06:20Can I get a yes and?
06:22Yes and!
06:23Can I get a yes and Murray?
06:25Yes and Murray!
06:27On your marks, get set, pose!
06:32Yeah!
06:33Go, go, go!
06:35Ah!
06:36Ah!
06:37Oh, my God!
06:39This is crazy!
06:41First mini challenge of the season, and I've never done quick drag before.
06:46We'll see how it looks.
06:50Oh, you better, bitch.
06:52I'm here!
06:53Ah!
06:54Good to see me, isn't it?
06:55I put on my finest pigeon coat, my wine-stained tube top dress, and I am ready to get this fashion
07:10consultation on the go.
07:11I'm so excited to be here.
07:13Thank you so much.
07:14I'm a big fan of yours.
07:15Oh, my God.
07:16Did you catch me in RuPaul's Roller Boogie 47?
07:19I saw 48.
07:20I skipped 47.
07:21I probably need to see that.
07:22You do.
07:23I was server number three.
07:24Let me see the top of your head.
07:25Oh, my God.
07:26Yes, I remember that scene.
07:27Yes, yes.
07:28Can I come in?
07:29Abs, I wish you would.
07:30I'm coming in.
07:31Okay, thank you so much.
07:34My agent sent me here because apparently I need some style help.
07:38Oh, girl, look at you.
07:40Oh, gosh.
07:41What have you been up to lately?
07:43I haven't seen you in a minute.
07:44Oh, my God.
07:45I did a commercial for a laxative.
07:47Oh, okay.
07:48It was explosive.
07:49I auditioned on American Idol.
07:50Oh, you did?
07:51Yeah.
07:52It didn't air, though.
07:53Look at you.
07:54You're like some kind of glamour leprechaun.
07:55Exactly.
07:56My name is Patricia.
07:57Pat, if you're nasty.
07:58You have seen me in the magazines, Carson.
08:02Oh, okay.
08:03This knows no boundaries.
08:05I won Miss Lobster Roll 2004 in Shizyak.
08:09Did you know that?
08:10That's how I know you.
08:11I knew you knew me from somewhere.
08:12Yes.
08:13And how would you describe your style in three words?
08:15I think I would do skinny.
08:16Skinny.
08:17For sure.
08:18It would be the first one.
08:19Punk out of bed.
08:20Punk.
08:21Out of bed.
08:22Cheat.
08:23That's five words.
08:24This is my new pigeon coat.
08:25Pigeon is very in right now.
08:26Is it?
08:27It is, yeah.
08:28Okay.
08:29Baby, this is chicken feathers from my own coop.
08:33It's farm to closet.
08:35Oh, yes.
08:36Oh, right.
08:37I mean, your bosoms are...
08:38I feel like they're coming out.
08:39They're coming out?
08:40That might be something we can work on.
08:42I need some style help.
08:43Is this beaver?
08:45It's actually my back hair.
08:46It is.
08:47Yeah.
08:48I thought, take it off the back, put it on the front.
08:49Put your thing down, flipped it, and reversed it.
08:51I loved it.
08:52I love that shoe.
08:53Oh, yeah.
08:54Thanks.
08:55The shoe matches always, Carson.
08:56You're so flexible to red.
08:59That's what gets me the covers.
09:00Uh, what do you think of my outfit?
09:02I do like your, uh, your pocket handkerchief.
09:05Oh, thank you.
09:06Yes.
09:07The pocket square.
09:08Oh, I love a pocket square.
09:09It looks like a triangle to me.
09:10I know.
09:11I know.
09:12Who cares about geometry?
09:13I think people are having sex in that window behind us.
09:16Hold on.
09:17Let me see.
09:18Oh, my gosh.
09:19Look at them.
09:20Oh, my God.
09:21I just love love.
09:22I know.
09:23All right.
09:24We'll just try to avert our eyes.
09:25Who are some of your favorite style influencers?
09:28I think her name's Melinda Verga.
09:29Melinda Verga.
09:30Melinda Verga.
09:31Oh, what an interesting choice.
09:33Brooklyn Heights.
09:34Really?
09:35I saw those lace eyebrows, and I just needed some of them myself.
09:39You see that right there?
09:40I'll lift up them.
09:41Wow.
09:42Oh, wow.
09:43They look so real.
09:44Oh, thank you.
09:45I think you're hypnotizing me.
09:46Oh, my goodness.
09:47I think you are an amazing astrophysicist.
09:53One sec, one sec.
09:54Let me flap it out of you.
09:55Oh.
09:56Oh.
09:57Oh, look.
09:58God, I feel...
09:59What just happened?
10:00We should probably, um, see you do a little runway walk.
10:02I am a little sore from last night, so I'll try my best.
10:05Oh, God.
10:06Did you fall?
10:07No, I just had too much food.
10:08Oh, look at that.
10:09Over here.
10:10Oh, God.
10:11Oh, goodness.
10:12Chiropractor.
10:13Faster.
10:14Faster.
10:15Faster.
10:16Faster.
10:17Turn.
10:18And a little jog.
10:19A light jog.
10:20A light jog.
10:21Oh, yeah, that's good.
10:22Oh, yes.
10:23Lead with the knees.
10:24Moncton Fashion Week.
10:26And that is the actual lobster roll.
10:29Mm-hmm.
10:31That's so unique.
10:32I walked like that once after a week in Barbados.
10:35Okay.
10:36Okay.
10:37My spoons came out.
10:38Oh, my God.
10:39Where were those?
10:40This is when I lost Mr. Lobster Roll 2005.
10:43Hold on.
10:44Added talent.
10:45All right, I think we're done here, so get out.
10:48Okay.
10:49Thank you so much.
10:50Thank you so much.
10:51Thank you so much.
10:52I can find you on the Moncton Facebook page.
10:54Thanks so much.
10:55I'm banned.
10:56I'm sure you are.
10:58Well, in a room full of D-listers, one of you was an A+.
11:03The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
11:07Sammy Landry.
11:08Oh, yeah!
11:09Oh, my God.
11:10Good job.
11:11Yes.
11:12Good work.
11:14You have won $2,500 cash, courtesy of Swish Embassy.
11:20Ooh.
11:21Oh, my.
11:22All right.
11:23All right.
11:24Now that we're all warmed up, it's time to sizzle your sisters.
11:26Because for this week's maxi-challenge, it's the return of the reading battles.
11:31Oh!
11:34You'll face off against one of your fellow queens and take turns trading burns.
11:39It is the reading battles.
11:40It is the reading battles.
11:41We've all seen it.
11:42Some of us may not love it.
11:44Reading is an art form.
11:46It is something that not everybody can do, because you have to be smart.
11:50And a lot of these girls are so stupid.
11:52The goal is simple.
11:53Win your battle and secure your safety.
11:56Lose your battle and, well, you might be in danger, girl.
12:01And the funniest queen of the night will win the maxi-challenge.
12:05But first, you need a reading buddy.
12:08Sammy Landry, as the winner of the mini-challenge, you will select your rival.
12:13Let me get a look here.
12:14Let me get a look.
12:16I get to pick my opponent first.
12:19Who do I want to destroy?
12:22I'm gonna go for P.M.
12:25I hate you so much.
12:27I hate you more.
12:29Now I will choose a queen at random, and they will pick their opponent.
12:37Hazel.
12:39Who the fuck do I want to choose?
12:41Who is on the same level as me?
12:43I think I'm gonna go with Caramelk.
12:48Okay.
12:50Dulce.
12:53I know everyone thinks I'm gonna go Pigman, but I'm not sure.
12:56I kind of wanted to surprise them.
12:58You know what?
12:59I'm gonna go with Velma.
13:01Work.
13:02Okay, so Dulce versus Velma.
13:05All right, let's find our next name.
13:09Ebony LaBelle.
13:10Oh!
13:13Here we go.
13:15So which of y'all bitches would call me annoying?
13:19You wanted it to be Salt versus Pepper so bad.
13:22So you know what?
13:23I'm gonna choose Maya Fox.
13:29So it's Ebony versus Maya, and that means it's Saltina versus Van Gogh.
13:34Fate leaves me and Van together, and I cannot wait to read her down.
13:44To help you get up in this gig, you'll get some help from our extra special guest judge.
13:49But I'll let her introduce herself.
13:52Racers, start your engines.
13:54And may the best drag queen read.
14:00My name is Alyssa Edwards, and I am a very established and seasoned queen.
14:07I mean truly.
14:08What the fuck am I actually doing here in Canada?
14:11Where's Brooklyn Heights?
14:12I am gooped, gagged, and bewildered.
14:21Holy.
14:23She is like my favorite drag queen of all time.
14:27Tell me, are we ready for the reading battle?
14:29Yeah.
14:30The girls want to battle.
14:32Y'all, this is fun.
14:33I know what you all are feeling right now.
14:35But I think if you turn off the voices in your head sometimes and allow yourself to giggle and laugh,
14:42and if you're confident in your skin unapologetically, the judges will enjoy it.
14:46Yeah, I feel like it is hard because it's like you don't want to offend the person.
14:49Why don't you want to offend them in a reading battle?
14:51Honey, there's a cash prize.
14:52There is a check waving to you.
14:54You better get to offending everybody.
14:56All the girls think that I'm an easy target in this challenge,
14:59and I'm sure Hazel thinks she has it in the bag.
15:01But I feel like if anything, that just fuels my fire.
15:03I mean, Alyssa Edwards gave me the hint, so I need to come in hard.
15:07So if a joke doesn't land, how do you keep rolling?
15:13Guess what?
15:14I'm laughing first.
15:15Yes.
15:16Okay.
15:17Okay, because if you can't make yourself laugh.
15:18How the fuck are you going to make somebody else laugh?
15:21You're going to make somebody at home laugh.
15:23Many times in season five, me telling myself I can't do this or this or this.
15:27Oh, hell, bitch.
15:28You could do all of that.
15:29Now, it might not be as fast or as sharp as someone else.
15:33But what you do is authentically, unapologetically you.
15:37And when you bring that to this competition, that's when you soar.
15:41Do you have any advice, like maybe right before you walk in,
15:44to like kind of tell yourself, or does that just kind of tie in to pretty much...
15:46No, I think being a performer, it's natural to be nervous
15:48because we're passionate about it, right?
15:50Yeah.
15:51We want to do good.
15:52We want to be a symbol of excellence.
15:53We want to be the best version of ourselves.
15:54So it's natural to be nervous, especially when you're passionate about something.
15:57And I think that's good.
15:59Hearing Alyssa say that, like, if you have nerves, it's because you're passionate,
16:03kind of makes me feel a little bit more at ease because I feel like I've been really nervous
16:06pretty much this whole competition.
16:08But it's because it means a lot to me.
16:10This isn't just a game.
16:11Like, this is something I really want.
16:13Bring that backstage drag banter.
16:15Bring that to the main stage.
16:17I'm excited to see all this.
16:18I'm excited.
16:19And I believe in you all, all right?
16:21Now let me meet y'all's opponents.
16:22Get the hell up out of here.
16:31I love Miss Alyssa motherfucking Edwards.
16:34That is so gaggy.
16:35Are y'all gagged?
16:36Alyssa is that type of girl that just knows how to throw it back right at you.
16:40And she could give us some really, really, really good advice.
16:43I'm Samy Landry.
16:44Oh, wait, say that again.
16:45Samy Landry.
16:46Samy.
16:47Samy.
16:48Samy.
16:49Samy.
16:50Samy.
16:51Landry.
16:52Landry.
16:53That's the experience.
16:54What does that mean?
16:55It means my name.
16:56Landry.
16:57Landry.
16:58It's French.
16:59Clearly.
17:00Yes.
17:01Who thinks they're really gonna excel in this?
17:02I feel like I'm gonna surprise myself.
17:03You better do that, honey, or you better be a good lip-syncher.
17:05I can.
17:06I can.
17:07I know all about that.
17:08Because I thought I was fucking hilarious, bitch.
17:10You were cackling.
17:11You were having a hoot and a hauls.
17:13And I was obsessed with that.
17:14The judges didn't.
17:15They were like, what?
17:16Alyssa, were you entertained?
17:17I said, thoroughly.
17:19But I'm a storyteller.
17:20I learned very quickly.
17:21And these kind of challenges, sometimes less is best.
17:24And when it's less is best, you can get a lot more snappy.
17:27Punch.
17:28Get to the punch.
17:29And delivery can be everything.
17:30Yes.
17:31Sometimes for me, for my character, I could read a children's book and make it funny.
17:34Yeah.
17:35Just really sell your character with it.
17:36Yes.
17:37Okay.
17:38Alyssa is giving us some solid comedy advice.
17:40This is all in fun.
17:41It's just drag.
17:42It's just drag.
17:43It's not personal.
17:44It's just drag.
17:45Now, I'm nobody's lie detector test, but I think some of these queens are over here playing
17:48too Canadian and nice.
17:49But I think some of them are quite shady.
17:53I'll stay tuned.
17:55Oh my God.
17:56Alyssa Edwards.
17:57Alyssa.
17:58Motherfucking Edwards.
17:59She came to Moncton.
18:00No way.
18:012018.
18:02I opened for a show that she did in Montreal.
18:03So you said it was around 2018.
18:04You did that.
18:05How long have you been doing drag again?
18:06Nine years.
18:07Nine years.
18:08I started in a drag competition, and I won the contest.
18:12And at the end, I found the heart of drag being my heart, my art, art.
18:29But yeah, a little bit of this too.
18:33The only way to get good at it and the only way to figure out your drag is with a lot of
18:39experience.
18:40Exactly.
18:41I didn't have shows and gigs that much because they didn't want to book me.
18:45It was a challenge to be booked for gigs.
18:48I was feeling the hate more from the older queens than my sisters.
18:54It's been nine years, but it's like the two last years that I really, really had jobs
18:59and I did my experience.
19:01I'm such a fighter, so I just keep on going.
19:04It's a little bit sad.
19:05I'm like, I wish I had the chance that my sisters that started with me had.
19:11I'm really happy that I have a place here and that I can be celebrating this heart.
19:17So do you want to?
19:18Yeah, let's wish you to get to work.
19:20Yeah.
19:21But it wasn't.
19:24Wait, did you get?
19:25No, I got chosen.
19:26Who chose you?
19:27Ebony chose me.
19:28So you're easy to read?
19:29Apparently.
19:30Apparently.
19:31Ebony is a really big personality and I just need to make sure that she doesn't seem on me
19:35in this challenge.
19:36I need to take my space up and stand out my own way.
19:39Oh, girl.
19:40Oh, girl, they ain't ready.
19:41Cool.
19:42I am so happy I'm sitting with my sisters, Miss Vanessa Goth and Ebony because they are
19:47the funniest bitches in the room and I need some help.
19:50I chose Maya.
19:51I don't really know too much about her.
19:53But that didn't stop me from writing a lot of jokes.
19:56Maya did win Snatch Game last week, so I know she's good at improv.
19:59And what if she takes away the momentum from my jokes with a good clap back?
20:03Are we feeling a little devious today?
20:06Well, yeah.
20:07Well, yes.
20:08I feel like we all didn't get to pick, right?
20:10All three of us?
20:11Yeah.
20:12I didn't get to pick, but I got who I wanted.
20:13Oh, really?
20:14Really?
20:15Yes.
20:16Okay.
20:17You know, Dan has a big target on her back with two wins.
20:18Mm-hmm.
20:19And I feel like I could, you know, maybe make her a little less comfortable.
20:24I'm happy that you're going against her because I feel like you can really...
20:27Yeah.
20:28I hope her...
20:29I don't want her to win.
20:30I want to deflate her ego.
20:32Just a little...
20:33You know?
20:34I would have picked Hazel because I know Hazel the best and I know...
20:39Well, tell me about it.
20:40Oh, we will.
20:41We will.
20:42I want to, like, dig in deep.
20:43Yeah.
20:44And we will dig deep today.
20:45I'm gonna give Caramilk a couple of little zingers or things they can dig at that might
20:52throw Hazel off their game because Hazel definitely threw my game off last week by not choosing me.
20:57Do you think everyone else is leaving Shady?
20:59I hope so.
21:00No, I think everyone's going really to the chocolate.
21:02Look at them.
21:03They're all overlooking at us.
21:04Oh, my God.
21:05Okay.
21:06Thank you very much, that's Heidi.
21:07Thank you!
21:09Jesus...
21:10Je m'aari.
21:11To the other bitches, who understand us a little bit.
21:13That's not a little bit of a problem.
21:15I'm not a little bit of a problem.
21:16I'm not violent, but I try to act like...
21:18I like it too.
21:20At the end of the day,
21:22it's just about acting funny.
21:24Like, you can act evil,
21:26but as much as it's funny,
21:28it's what's going on.
21:30I believe you can go as nasty,
21:34dirty, and deep as you can go.
21:36If it's funny,
21:38it's okay.
21:40We bitch, my bitch,
21:42I don't know if I'm serious.
21:44This week, I know I have to be really prepared.
21:48The order of the word
21:50are so important in comedy.
21:52So for me,
21:54I know I have to practice,
21:56practice, practice, practice,
21:58and practice to success.
22:00I know I have to practice,
22:02practice, practice, practice,
22:04and practice to success.
22:14When life hands you limes, put them in your hat.
22:20Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
22:24She's my favorite naughty librarian.
22:26It's Tracy Melshor.
22:28Hey, Brooke Brooke.
22:30Hi, Trace. What is your favorite kind of read?
22:32Petulant.
22:34Oh, noted.
22:36And it's style superstar, Carson Kressley.
22:38Carson, what are you still doing here?
22:52Oh, well, I came for the poutine,
22:54but I stayed for the Mount Me's.
22:56Well, I came for the poutine, but I stayed for the Mount-me's.
23:01I think you mean the Mounties.
23:03No, I mean Mount-me's.
23:05And it's the pride and joy of Mesquite, Texas,
23:08the winner of Global All-Stars, Alyssa Edwards!
23:11I'm back, back, back, back, back again!
23:14Alyssa, you've never been here.
23:16Only in my dreams.
23:18This week, we put our queen's literacy to the test in the reading battles.
23:23Racers, start your engines.
23:25And may the best drag queen win!
23:29Charisma, uniqueness.
23:32This category is My Chemical Reaction.
23:36First up, Hazel.
23:38My Chemical Reaction is inspired by metallicizing.
23:44There is the silver-plated side, and then the gold is metallicizing all over it.
23:50If only she had a brain.
23:51Bitch, fuck Joan of Art. It's Hazel of Art.
23:54I'm here to stomp on this competition.
23:57Thank you for being an alloy!
23:58Maya Fox.
24:05I'm ready to serve you Eruption Baby.
24:07I am the volcano.
24:09We have rubble all on this down.
24:11We've got lava coming out.
24:13It is moving.
24:14It is flowing.
24:14She is smoking.
24:16That's my Mount Vesuvacissi.
24:17I'm really selling this head to toe.
24:21I am melting all over this stage.
24:23What a hothead.
24:25Pompeii, I say.
24:27Ebony LaBelle.
24:29Ooh!
24:30Miss Ebony, she's getting ready to go to the gala.
24:32She got her pretty dress on.
24:34She got her hair up in her rollers, honey.
24:36She's reading the good old Belle magazine.
24:39Shootin' high here.
24:40And I turn around.
24:42Boom.
24:42Now she done turns it and barns it.
24:44The whole back is burnt to a crisp.
24:47But isn't she so glamorous?
24:49Hair today?
24:50Gone tomorrow.
24:52PM.
24:54My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction bleach.
24:58Another plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque again!
25:02On one side of me, I am plaqued.
25:04I am disgusting.
25:05I am a deep, coffee-stained yellow.
25:08And then on the other side, I am showing you pearly and white.
25:12Get up to three shades lighter in just two weeks.
25:17Fanned off.
25:18My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction decaying.
25:22Now that right there is rigamorous.
25:25I want it to be in kind of a half state of decaying.
25:28So I got bones coming out.
25:30Baby, I'm giving you horror.
25:32I'm giving you spooky.
25:34Ooh.
25:37It takes a lot of backbone to wear a look like this.
25:41Caramilk.
25:42Who doesn't love a melted chocolate bar?
25:46What the fudge?
25:48This week, I really wanted to show something more sexy.
25:50I just wanted to go down the runway with my oiled up legs
25:53and show the girls that I can really strut down.
25:55I think I see her ganache.
25:57Caramilk is melting the hearts of the judges.
26:02Sammy Laundrie.
26:04My chemical reaction is inspired by crystallization.
26:08Oh, my God.
26:10I'm crystallized, you guys.
26:12I don't fucking know how crystallization works.
26:14I'm not a scientist.
26:15I'm a drag queen.
26:16Now that right there is Marilyn Monho.
26:19I wanted to challenge myself and push myself
26:22and show the judges that I hear the critiques.
26:25This is the glam, Sammy.
26:28Saltina Shaker.
26:29My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction of cryogenesis.
26:35That's me freezing.
26:36It's Kate minus eight Fahrenheit.
26:39I have these pipes going into my suit, pumping oxygen,
26:45but I'm slowly freezing to death,
26:48putting the cyst in cryogenesis.
26:51She's giving us the cold shoulder.
26:54Dulce.
26:54I'm rolling down this runway like I have a rock,
26:57and at the very end, I bust open,
26:59and you see everything that's inside of me.
27:02I could see her Grand Canyon.
27:04A lot of browns, a lot of, like, almost orange-y colors,
27:07maybe a bit of crystallization,
27:09which is why the rhinestones are all placed
27:11and scattered everywhere.
27:12I want to show the judges
27:13that I don't always just wear a gown.
27:15Not a soul could rock.
27:17Velma Jones.
27:18The graceful Mother Nature has arised.
27:21It's precipitation, but fashion.
27:24The hair clouds is charged with water.
27:28The rain is pouring to the cold ground, becoming ice.
27:32Here she is, world.
27:34It's Stormy Daniels.
27:36I want to take my time for the judges
27:38to really take it in
27:40and really appreciate all the details.
27:43Is that the first time a woman's ever made you wet?
27:44She'll fight until the truth.
27:52Welcome to Reading Battles.
27:54Tonight, two queens will face off in a read-off.
27:59You will exchange burns
28:00and land as many hits as you can.
28:04The winner of each battle
28:05will secure their spot in the competition,
28:08and the funniest queen of the night
28:09will be our maxi winner.
28:12We will also name a bottom three
28:14from the losers of their battles.
28:17So don't hold back.
28:27Welcome to our first battle.
28:30The only thing whiter than her face
28:32is her dancing.
28:33It's Van Gogh.
28:36And just like her hometown, Ottawa,
28:40she's had a bunch of angry truckers in her.
28:42It's Saltina Shaker.
28:46Let the reading begin!
28:49Hello, everyone.
28:50My name is Van Gogh.
28:51I am the little devil with the list,
28:52also known as the frontrunner of the competition.
28:56Saltina is so desperate for another win,
28:59she's battling the girl with the speech impediment,
29:01and she's still gonna lose.
29:04But it'll remind her of week one.
29:06All right, hi, ladies and gentlemen,
29:09whatever the fuck PM is,
29:11how are we doing tonight?
29:13You know, Van,
29:15it looks like somebody squished your face,
29:19but it also sounds like somebody squished your face.
29:25So, Tina, you are the queen of social media,
29:27and I want you to show us how to do
29:29one of those amazing transitions right now
29:30from the main stage,
29:32back to Ottawa.
29:35What do Van's filler
29:37and Canadian geese have in common?
29:42They're both migrating as we speak.
29:47Well, I went to Brooklyn's doctor, so...
29:51I know.
29:54Oh, my God!
29:56Van walks into a bar
29:57is something I would say
30:00if Caramel didn't steal all her bookings.
30:06Albert Einstein invented the theory of relativity.
30:10My theory?
30:12Your parents were relatives.
30:15I want to leave you all with some homework.
30:18Do y'all know what a blobfish is?
30:21A blobfish?
30:23If you don't know what it is,
30:24look it up when you get back home,
30:26and let me know what you think.
30:29Let me know what you think.
30:31Um, hint.
30:33It's hideous.
30:35Thank you, guys.
30:37Woo!
30:39Well done.
30:40The reading battle is on.
30:42A real war of words.
30:43Lots of casualties and collateral damage over here.
30:47Van Gogh,
30:48I can tell that you host.
30:49I can tell that you are comfortable commanding a room.
30:52Saltina,
30:52you had some great zingers in there.
30:54Canada Goose migration.
30:55I was like,
30:56wait, they make more than just jackets?
30:58I was a little worried about you at first,
31:00but you really found your rhythm at the end,
31:02and you ended on the perfect note,
31:04which is that blobfish.
31:05And also,
31:06your PM joke
31:07will live rent-free in my head forever.
31:10I think this is a double act,
31:12something you two both should take on the road together.
31:14Good and evil.
31:15The winner of this reading battle is...
31:19Saltina Shaker.
31:22Yay!
31:26Condragulations,
31:27you live to slay another day.
31:29Yay!
31:30That means I'm sorry, my dear,
31:31but Van Gogh,
31:32you lost your battle,
31:33and you may be up for elimination.
31:35It's time for our next battle.
31:37Now, despite popular belief,
31:44she did not shoot Selena.
31:48It's Dulce!
31:50Oh, my God, that's great.
31:52And she's the Jean Chrétien of drag.
31:56It's Velvet Jones!
31:58Totally.
32:00Let the reading begin!
32:01Well, hello, everyone.
32:04My name is Dulce,
32:06and I will be your main course for this evening.
32:09To warm us up,
32:10you know,
32:10the one that you kind of toss to the side?
32:12Velma.
32:13Hi, everybody, NPM!
32:17I'm Velma Jones!
32:19I'm your Frenchie sweetheart.
32:21And the good thing with this face-off
32:23is I would not understand any of it.
32:27Girl, neither will we.
32:28Don't worry.
32:29Oh, Dulce!
32:31I like Dulce Delice!
32:34Mm-mm-mm!
32:36What's missing?
32:38Oh, taste.
32:42Too bad I can't ask for you.
32:45Velma is so white,
32:46when Feast...
32:47Woo!
32:47When Feast...
32:48Girl, I know about Feast.
32:50But when I first met Velma,
32:52she thought I was housecleaning.
32:54She did.
32:55And when production first said Hard Ice,
32:57she got so excited
32:58because she thought
32:59I was finally getting deported.
33:00Oh!
33:01Oh, my God!
33:04Girl!
33:04Yeah, well,
33:05Dulce really wants to be
33:07fully part of our drag family.
33:10And judging by how she's dressing,
33:13hey, Grandma.
33:16I'm surprised you know the word Grandma
33:18because wasn't your mom an alcoholic
33:20and hated you?
33:21Yeah.
33:21Oh, yeah, sure.
33:22But my Grandma loved me.
33:24She's the only one that does.
33:27Fuck.
33:28Dulce is so poor.
33:33Well, yes.
33:35Well, yes.
33:37She keeps her drink tickets
33:38from drag bar gigs
33:39and uses them as coupons
33:40at Girl Street Store.
33:41I would have saved those drink tickets
33:45for your mom.
33:46I know she could have used them.
33:47But did you know that Velma
33:49also has a drag king personality?
33:51No, she does.
33:52She does.
33:53But honestly,
33:54if we were all such a half-assed drag queen
33:56like her,
33:56we would also need another personality
33:58to make up for the lack of talent.
34:01No girls are reading.
34:03Dulce is from the city of London.
34:06And now I understand
34:08where she got her British smile.
34:14Velma!
34:16Velma!
34:17Yay!
34:19Word.
34:21Both of you really surprised me
34:23because you seemed a little timid yesterday.
34:25Dulce loved your confidence.
34:27I loved how you commanded the stage.
34:30Velma,
34:30I loved how you were able to laugh at yourself
34:33and the fact that English
34:34is not your first language.
34:35You surprised me.
34:37Your timing,
34:38your delivery,
34:39really impeccable.
34:40The winner of this reading battle is...
34:45Velma Jones,
34:46congratulations!
34:51You have won your reading battle.
34:55Dulce,
34:55I'm sorry, my dear,
34:56but you lost your battle
34:57and may be up for elimination.
35:00It's time for our next battle.
35:05She's not viral.
35:10She's just diseased.
35:13It's Sammy Landry!
35:17And they're polyamorous.
35:19But you could probably tell that
35:21just by looking at them.
35:23It's PM!
35:25Done!
35:26Let the reading begin!
35:27Let the reading begin!
35:31Pussy milk.
35:34That is the name that PM chose for themselves.
35:38It's a little hard to process.
35:40It might be because I'm lactose intolerant
35:43or because it's just a shit name.
35:47Now, I'm gonna find some new names for you tonight
35:50because your pussy milk is rotted.
35:55My name is PM.
35:57Just the letters P and M,
35:59you stupid bitch.
36:01Sammy Landry,
36:03season six's comedy queen.
36:06The only funny thing about you, though,
36:08is that your dad and your mom
36:10know each other better
36:11as brother and sister.
36:13Oh, damn!
36:16PM.
36:16Poorly made.
36:21PM.
36:23Problematic mug.
36:27Your makeup is a little dry.
36:29Kind of like your punchline.
36:34Okay, you got me with that one.
36:37Okay, Sammy,
36:39I have two words for you
36:40and I am gonna say them really slowly
36:42because you're from Moncton
36:44and that means you're an idiot.
36:47Pimple patches.
36:49You're looking like a Jackson Pollock
36:52painting out a drag, sweetheart,
36:54and we don't want to see it anymore.
36:56Oh, my.
36:57PM.
36:59Patchy mullet.
37:02Oh, my gosh!
37:03Your drag belongs in the dark PM hours
37:07because I don't want to see it.
37:09We have an animal on stage
37:14and from your lip sync,
37:15you literally look like a pony
37:17doing fucking dressage.
37:19And your teeth.
37:20Are you munching and crunching
37:21those carrots, sweetheart?
37:25I haven't mentioned the carrots
37:26because I can clearly see
37:27what the fuck is going on here.
37:29Okay?
37:33PM.
37:35Poop muncher.
37:36And I'm about to leave the stage
37:40because I don't want to take up
37:41any more of your time
37:42like Sammy has in this competition.
37:46Thank you very much,
37:48ladies and gentlemen.
37:48Thank you so much.
37:51You two went in
37:52really engaging with each other.
37:54I'd love to see it.
37:55Sammy, all of those PMs were great.
37:57They were clever,
37:58they were inventive,
37:58but most importantly,
37:59they were funny.
38:01Both of you, well done.
38:02Bravo.
38:04Woo!
38:05The winner of this
38:06reading battle is
38:08Sammy Landry.
38:11Woo!
38:11Oh!
38:12Hey!
38:13Oh!
38:14Yeah!
38:15That means, PM,
38:16I'm sorry, my dear,
38:17you lost your battle
38:18and may be up for elimination.
38:23It's time for our next battle.
38:29If she was a coffee order,
38:31she'd be a flat white.
38:32Oh!
38:33It's Hazel.
38:37That was good.
38:38That was good.
38:39And she's not even the best drag queen
38:41in her family.
38:42It's Caramel.
38:43Oh!
38:44Let the reading begin.
38:48Hello, everyone.
38:49My name is Hazel.
38:52Her name is Disappointment.
38:53Yeah!
38:54Caramel, you made so many clock jokes
38:57in Snatch Game.
38:58Now the only clock that's ticking
39:00is your name in this game.
39:03That did not come out how it should.
39:04Not at all.
39:05Not once it.
39:06Well, you know, fuck my drag.
39:07Okay, next!
39:08Hazel threw her sister, PM,
39:10under the bus last week.
39:12Oh, my God.
39:12She must go through a lot of razors
39:14shaving those two faces.
39:16Something Maya Fox would know a lot about.
39:19Oh!
39:21Did y'all know that Caramel came in here
39:23named after the wrong chocolate bar?
39:26Bitch, your name should be Crunchy.
39:28It is Caramel with a K,
39:32and this is Hazel without her K.
39:34Ketamine!
39:36Oh, shit!
39:37Girl!
39:38Oh, shit!
39:39Oh!
39:41Girl, I...
39:42Girl, PM!
39:43PM told you that one, bitch!
39:45We see in your nostrils.
39:46Oh!
39:48You know what's so endearing about Caramel?
39:51The fact that she thought
39:52she was going to be a bigger star
39:54than Dulce in the acting challenge.
39:56No one's bigger than Dulce.
40:00You have a weekly show called Haze,
40:03which makes a lot of sense
40:05because you have the testosterone
40:07of an entire fraternity!
40:10Ironic that Caramel played Flava Flav
40:14because she's been giving
40:15tasteless performances
40:17week after week after week.
40:20But I still send Star home
40:21with no makeup on.
40:22Boop!
40:23Hazel rapped
40:27about being a star
40:28in her It Girl music video verse.
40:31Girl, with that cheerleader entrance look,
40:33you're not shining.
40:34You're sheening!
40:37This is stupid.
40:40So stupid.
40:41Okay, gorgeous gowns.
40:46Hazel, I relate to you
40:48because you're a funny person
40:50when you're not reading a script,
40:52all right?
40:53When you put the cards down
40:54and you interacted with the audience
40:56and with us,
40:57you invited us into your world
41:00and we felt like we were a part
41:01of the Hazel show.
41:02Even when the jokes didn't land,
41:04you didn't wither.
41:05You know?
41:06You stood tall and fabulous and strong,
41:08so we love to see it.
41:10And Caramel,
41:11it's nice to see you pushing yourself
41:12outside of your shell.
41:13You had some really great jokes in there
41:15and you finished on such a high note for me
41:17and it was a really good period
41:18on the sentence.
41:20The winner of this reading battle is...
41:24Caramel.
41:25Hazel, my dear, I'm sorry,
41:32but you lost your battle
41:33and maybe a prelimination.
41:34Darn.
41:36It is time for our final battle.
41:42St. Catharines has no nightlife,
41:45which explains her drag.
41:48It's Ebony LaBelle.
41:50Yay!
41:52And she puts the East in boost.
41:56It's Maya Fox.
41:58Got that.
41:58Yay!
42:00Let the reading begin!
42:02I am so happy that I get to share
42:04the stage with you this week.
42:05I mean, goddamn bitches,
42:07look how good she makes me love.
42:11Ebony is such a likable and friendly queen.
42:14Even her lace has been waving at me all season.
42:17Hi, Maya!
42:18Hi, Maya!
42:19Miss Maya, did y'all know
42:21she is a lyricist and also a liar?
42:24Yeah?
42:24Mm-hmm.
42:26So let me tell you, okay,
42:27in her verse on episode one,
42:29she says that she serves looks in her free time.
42:35I guess she don't got a lot of free time, bitch.
42:40Oh, my gosh!
42:41Oh, my gosh!
42:43Oh, my gosh!
42:43This bitch is always interrupting people.
42:46So, Ebony,
42:46the next time you need to say something,
42:48please raise your hand
42:50and put it over your mouth.
42:54I know I've been dogging on her ugly brother over there,
42:57so let me give you some...
42:58Let me give you some nice words, okay?
43:01because I am kind.
43:02It is so lovely to see you working on your makeup
43:04brick by brick
43:06by motherfucking brick, bitch.
43:10Bitch, you really are the queen of blending
43:12into the background.
43:13Oh, girl.
43:14Alyssa, I am so motherfucking happy
43:18that you are here this week.
43:19I actually prepared a gift for you, okay?
43:22Miss Maya Fox is here to show you
43:23how to finally hook in a pillowcase, bitch.
43:26Mm-hmm.
43:27Okay.
43:27Wait a minute,
43:28she don't got a chin either.
43:29She can't.
43:30You waiting to meet this or her?
43:32This bitch was so busted in the commercial,
43:35it looks like her booking fee is $37.50.
43:39Listen, we got to work on that drag name.
43:42She came up in here as Maya Fox,
43:43but I think we could try Maya Horse
43:46or, uh, Maya Taste is Awful
43:48or, uh, Maya Time in this competition is up
43:51after this week's challenge.
43:52Woo!
43:55I am Ebony LaBelle,
43:57and that's a man, Maury.
43:58Now this is how you close out a reading battle.
44:04I think this is my favorite duo of the night.
44:06Yes.
44:06What an epic showdown.
44:08Ebony, let's talk.
44:10Gorgeous, confident, strong.
44:13The comebacks were, like, impeccable.
44:15I felt like I was watching you in Vegas.
44:17Ah!
44:18You give me a character right out of Paris is Burning.
44:22Oh, Maya, it was a very Canadian approach.
44:25Yeah.
44:26You had great material.
44:27I love to raise your hand.
44:29You had some, uh, cute little zingers.
44:32The winner of this reading battle is...
44:36Ebony LaBelle.
44:38Woo!
44:38Yes!
44:41Thank you so much!
44:45Maya Fox, I'm sorry, my dear,
44:46but you lost your battle
44:47and may be up for elimination.
44:53Condragulations to our battle winners this week.
44:56You all burnt your opponents to a crisp,
44:58but one of you really stirred the pots.
45:03Ebony LaBelle,
45:05congratulations!
45:06Yay!
45:07Yay!
45:07Yay!
45:08Yay!
45:08Yay!
45:09Yay!
45:09Yay!
45:09You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
45:13Yes, I am!
45:13Yay!
45:14Yay!
45:14You have won $5,000 cash,
45:17courtesy of Lucky Bastard Distilleries.
45:20Bitch, I'm a lucky bastard tonight!
45:22Aw, yes, ma'am!
45:23Oh, that's like good money.
45:26That leaves us with the losers of their battles.
45:29Van Gogh,
45:31Maya Fox,
45:32you are both safe.
45:36Which means Dulce,
45:37PM,
45:38and Hazel,
45:39I'm sorry,
45:40but you are the bottom three this week.
45:43Ebony,
45:44as this week's winner,
45:46you have earned the power of the golden beaver,
45:49granting you the ability
45:50to save one of the bottom queens
45:52from lip-syncing for their life.
45:54You hold the fate of your sisters
45:56in your petite little hands.
45:59As you untuck,
46:00the bottom three may plead their case.
46:02You may leave the stage.
46:03Oh, girl!
46:08The reading battles have come to a close.
46:11The reading battles were so much fun.
46:13We really redeemed the reading challenges
46:15on Canada's Drag Race.
46:17You're welcome, season five.
46:18We can finally all stop hearing Ebony cry
46:21about being safe.
46:22Cheek water challenge!
46:24Yeah!
46:26Cheers!
46:27Well deserved.
46:28I motherfucking ate that.
46:29Yes, you did!
46:30Yes, you did!
46:31Bitch, I won!
46:33Ah!
46:37Bitch, I won!
46:39Girl, y'all know I've been hungry for it.
46:42I'm just, like, so proud of myself.
46:43Oh, I know these holes are bad.
46:46And Maya, I need to say,
46:47I'm not mad at you.
46:48We killed it up there.
46:50We did great.
46:51You were the one person
46:52that I did not want to go against.
46:54Ah!
46:54And this is my redemption to say!
46:56Yes!
46:57Oh my God!
46:59Bitch, you were so funny.
47:01The comedy redemption finally happened.
47:03Sorry for this.
47:04Yes, me too!
47:06I am funny.
47:08Yes!
47:08Yes, you are!
47:09Thank you!
47:10My spot is secured.
47:12I want to hear what the bottoms have to say.
47:14I wanted to talk to my sister Dulce
47:15because I'm feeling a vibe over here.
47:19It sucks.
47:20I feel like I haven't, um,
47:22been, like, reaching the potential
47:24that I know I can.
47:25I feel like my drag is, like,
47:27fucking sickening.
47:28No, I'm happy you won.
47:30I wish I won.
47:31But it is what it is.
47:33My track record is good.
47:35I've been in the top.
47:36I've never gotten the beaver.
47:38I'm gonna continue to fucking do better.
47:41I don't want to throw you two
47:42under the bus either
47:43because, like, I know you guys feel
47:44just as shit as I do.
47:46You guys are more used to it,
47:47but I'm not, like...
47:48I was waiting for that.
47:50I was waiting for it.
47:51The way you're feeling right now
47:53is the way that I was feeling
47:54a couple weeks ago.
47:55It's, like, you're doing good.
47:58You know, you wanted that moment.
47:59You wanted that win.
48:00And you're having a little short spot.
48:03Don't discredit yourself, girl.
48:05I deserve to stay here,
48:07but I don't know how the girls
48:08are playing it.
48:09If they're playing it by track record,
48:11it should be me.
48:12No questions asked.
48:13No shade, I want the beaver
48:15just as much as you do again, you know?
48:17Like, if I'm the fucking beaver queen
48:18of the season,
48:19then I'm the fucking beaver queen
48:20of the season.
48:21I want to keep going
48:22and fucking showing everyone
48:24that I am a threat in this competition
48:26and not a fucking flat white.
48:27God, I would kill for a flat white.
48:29Bitch, your face is a flat white.
48:30Oh!
48:32There is blush on it.
48:33There you go!
48:35Listen, I want to move
48:36into your beaver lodge, Ebeneez,
48:38so fucking give me that beaver, okay?
48:40I am obviously a little upset
48:42that I'm here.
48:43I'm somebody in Vancouver
48:44who doesn't really
48:46do the back room shit,
48:48so for me to sit down
48:49and put pen to paper
48:50and make people laugh today
48:52is probably one of my proudest moments,
48:55and I can't stop smiling
48:58because I look fucking good.
49:00I feel good.
49:02And I did good today.
49:04I obviously hope you use the beaver on me
49:06because these two don't know
49:07how to use the beaver properly.
49:09Bitch, when I was 16,
49:11I had my time with the beaver.
49:12Yeah, sure you have, Hazel.
49:13Bitch, we're friends to this day.
49:15Hi, Kiana.
49:16If I were in the top,
49:17I would have used it on PM.
49:19I would have used it on PM.
49:20I thought you were
49:21absolutely phenomenal.
49:23I would say Dulce, for sure.
49:25I think she's got
49:26the best track record.
49:28Who's the fucking gag over there?
49:29No, I said for sure.
49:30Oh, okay.
49:31Well, I mean, for me,
49:32I think, like, Hazel,
49:34I think you already had the beaver.
49:35Like, this is how I would process it.
49:37PM, you got the beaver
49:38last week as well.
49:39Dulce's never had the beaver.
49:41You were in the top
49:41in the commercial challenge.
49:43I don't know what Ebeneez
49:44is going to do here.
49:45She's got some really strong options,
49:46but she could also make a move
49:47in this competition.
49:48She also has an alliance
49:49with everybody up in here,
49:50so I don't know
49:51what this bitch is thinking.
49:52There's a lot of things
49:52to take into consideration.
49:53I can fully just base it off of today.
49:55I can base it off a track record.
49:57I can also base it off
49:58of what I think's gonna come next.
50:00What if the next challenge
50:00is a performance challenge?
50:02Who I think is going to
50:04really, really eat it up next week.
50:05I know that Ebeneez
50:07is playing this game strategically,
50:09so I need to make sure
50:10that I give her an offer
50:12that she cannot deny
50:14so that I end up
50:15with the beaver in my hands.
50:16Ebeneez, can I say something, though?
50:18Yes.
50:18I feel like this week,
50:20I rose,
50:21and I feel like
50:22I'm headed upwards.
50:23Mm-hmm.
50:23And if you were to ever
50:25find yourself down,
50:26I would scratch your back
50:28for sure.
50:29And I would scratch it so good.
50:31I feel like I didn't flop this week,
50:33and I really want to be here,
50:35and I will get you back
50:37if you get me this week.
50:38And you know what?
50:38Y'all say and I can say
50:39the exact same thing, too.
50:41Literally, girl,
50:42read, fucking, tweet.
50:43But you don't mean it.
50:44What do you mean I don't mean it?
50:46Because you put me
50:47out there last week,
50:48and I want to be your best friend.
50:49Bitch, I did not fucking put you
50:50out there last week.
50:51You didn't choose me.
50:52Okay, I was in the moment,
50:54but anyone else
50:55would have fucking chosen.
50:55You're in the moment,
50:56chosen.
50:56And that's the thing.
50:58So it is what it is.
51:00You know what I think?
51:01I think let them
51:02put all it out on the lip sync.
51:03Let them down.
51:04Save me.
51:05Make it real simple.
51:06They need stuff to work out.
51:08Make them lip sync.
51:09Down.
51:10But I also want to see you
51:11turn the party, Dulce.
51:12Pardon?
51:13You said you could turn the party,
51:14and I want to see you
51:15go out there.
51:16I want to see you go.
51:17Like, girl, shoot the fuck out.
51:18Like, whether we lip sync or not,
51:19like, I'm fucking ready
51:20to oof, girl.
51:21I love this untucked.
51:23PM gave me a very good offer
51:26that if I scratch their back now,
51:28they'll scratch my back later.
51:30I do believe them.
51:31I really do.
51:32Bitch, now everybody making that.
51:34please.
51:34So I guess I'm pretty good
51:36whoever the hell I choose.
51:37I don't know.
51:38Girl, I just got to make
51:39a damn decision.
51:47Welcome back, queens.
51:50Ebony LaBelle.
51:51Heavy is the hand
51:52that holds the beaver.
51:54Who do you want to save
51:55from the chomping block?
51:57Y'all did not make it easy
51:58this week.
51:59Whoever I don't save,
52:01bitches,
52:02fight it out on the stage.
52:03I have chose to save Dulce.
52:09Lobby damned.
52:15Dulce,
52:15you are out of the woods
52:17this week.
52:18You may join the others
52:19at the back.
52:21I love you, Alyssa.
52:24PM,
52:26Hazel,
52:27I'm sorry,
52:28but this means you are
52:29both up for elimination.
52:32Two queens stand before us.
52:36Prior to tonight,
52:37you were asked to prepare
52:38a lip sync performance
52:39of Dumb Blonde
52:41by Avril Lavigne
52:42featuring Nicki Minaj.
52:44This is your last chance
52:45to impress us
52:46and save yourself
52:47from elimination.
52:51The time has come
52:53for you to lip sync
52:55for your life.
53:02Good luck
53:03and don't
53:04fuck
53:05it
53:06up.
53:09I ain't no
53:11Dumb Blonde
53:12I ain't no
53:13stupid Barbie doll
53:14I got my game on
53:16Watch me,
53:17watch me,
53:18watch me prove you wrong.
53:19Well,
53:19there you go again
53:20telling me
53:21where I belong.
53:23You put me
53:24on the bench
53:25don't think
53:26that I can play strong.
53:28So quick
53:28to condescend
53:29well you think
53:30I'm empty
53:30I'm not.
53:32You won't be
53:33so confident
53:33when I'm crushing
53:34you from the top.
53:36I'm a babe
53:36on my butt
53:37said I'm making
53:37this money.
53:38I can flip
53:41like a switch
53:41and I cut
53:42like a blade
53:43I can sting
53:45like a bee
53:46but I'm sweeter
53:46than Hyundai
53:47and I'm quick
53:50as a whip
53:50so get out of my way
53:51Come and get it now.
53:54I ain't no
53:55Dumb Blonde
53:56I ain't no
53:57stupid Barbie doll
53:58I got my game on
54:00Watch me,
54:01watch me,
54:01watch me prove you wrong
54:02I ain't no
54:03Dumb Blonde
54:04I am a
54:06freaking
54:06cherry ball
54:07I need your
54:08icon
54:09Come and watch me
54:09watch me,
54:10watch me prove you wrong
54:11Stand up everybody
54:13Yeah I'm saying loud
54:15We're bombshells
54:17raising hell now
54:18Watch me,
54:18watch me,
54:19watch me prove you wrong
54:20Stand up everybody
54:22Yeah I'm saying loud
54:24We're bombshells
54:25raising hell now
54:26Watch me,
54:27watch me,
54:27watch me prove you wrong
54:28Yo, I ain't playing
54:29but I won the cup
54:30Came through heavy
54:31on it in a Bentley truck
54:32It was me,
54:33young Avril,
54:34security tough
54:35In the back
54:35just in case
54:36one of y'all run up
54:37One of y'all,
54:38um, um,
54:38all of y'all be stuck
54:39When you see a young queen
54:40in the flesh,
54:41what's up?
54:41All I hate you was doing
54:42got the Barbie popping
54:43Now all of them wanna be a Barbie
54:45I'm watching
54:46But you never gonna stop me
54:47Never gonna top me
54:48Millions on millions
54:49They never gonna die me
54:50I ain't in the prototype
54:51The pink print
54:52No, I don't want no frauds
54:54Wink, wink
54:54I ain't no dumb boss
54:57I ain't no stupid Barbie
54:59I got my game on
55:01Watch me,
55:02watch me,
55:02watch me prove you wrong
55:03I ain't no dumb boss
55:05I am a freaking cherry
55:08Oh yeah,
55:08I'll be your icon
55:10Just watch me,
55:11watch me,
55:11watch me prove you wrong
55:12Stand up everybody
55:14Stand up,
55:15say it loud
55:16Let's go
55:17Shout,
55:17raise and count now
55:19Watch me,
55:19watch me,
55:20watch me prove you wrong
55:21Stand up everybody
55:23Stand up everybody
55:23Yeah,
55:24say it loud
55:25Let's go
55:26Shout,
55:26raise and count now
55:27Watch me,
55:28watch me,
55:28watch me,
55:29girl you're wrong
55:30All right,
55:36that was great
55:37Queens,
55:42we have made our decision
55:46P.M.
55:51Shantae,
55:51you stay
55:52I'm so sorry
56:00I'm the only person
56:01I want
56:01Go in it
56:06Let's go in it
56:07Hazel
56:09Yes
56:10Behind those hazel eyes
56:12is a star on the rise
56:15Thank you so much
56:17for this opportunity
56:19I feel so blessed
56:20to be here
56:21Well we are so blessed
56:22to have you here
56:22Thank you
56:24Now sashay away
56:25This flat white
56:27will end spit now
56:28Love you
56:31Love you
56:32Love you
56:33You can catch
56:36my one person
56:38comedy show
56:39coming very soon
56:40You got any
56:42call tickets?
56:43I feel very disappointed
56:49I just feel like
56:50I didn't really
56:51get to show off
56:52who I am truly
56:54as a performer
56:55just besides that
56:56iconic lip sync
56:58You bitch
57:05Am I Fifi O'Hara
57:06in this moment?
57:12Oh my god
57:14The beautiful hazel
57:17You are absolutely beautiful
57:19like you said
57:20You should be so proud
57:22of yourself
57:22This is just the beginning
57:23And that's what it's about
57:24I know
57:25I've sashayed away
57:27a few times
57:28in my time
57:29Get your person
57:31Come on
57:32Let's go
57:33We going to Texas
57:33Let me take her
57:34Let me take her
57:35Is the bus still running?
57:37Yeah
57:37Baby you going to the train station
57:39or something
57:40Girl hit it
57:42Congratulations queens
57:44You live to slay another day
57:47The world has never needed
57:49the magic of drag more
57:50So remember
57:51Stay true
57:53North
57:53Strong
57:54And
57:55Here
57:56That's right
57:58Now let the music play
57:59You wear it well
58:00Step step step
58:02Made it on
58:03You wear it well
58:04I'm sure I suit you
58:06Ooh ooh ooh
58:08Work it for me
58:09Work it for me
58:11Me
58:11You wear it
58:12You wear it
58:13You wear it well
58:15Next time on
58:16Canada's Drag Race
58:17You'll be the hostesses
58:18with the mostesses
58:20on our brand new
58:21drag talk show
58:22The Shade
58:23I feel a little sad
58:24that neither of you
58:25really wanted me
58:26in your group
58:26This is definitely
58:28not the energy
58:28that I want to start with
58:29It's not just like
58:30having a drag mother
58:31drag daughter
58:32It's about the connections
58:33you make along the way
58:34Girl this is boring
58:35I love this talk show
58:36by the way
58:37Wow
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