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00:00I'm a winner clock it winning week one was amazing. I won money Paula Abdul was there. I lifted with Brooklyn Heights girl
00:20What the fuck?
00:22How does that feel? I mean, I know a lot of y'all didn't really see it for me
00:27Can I say something to the room y'all?
00:30Bitch
00:38The beaver kind of changes everything in the competition
00:46Now we get to play the role of the judge and we get to have an input on
00:51Where people stand and who gets to move on. I can't believe she's bad. That's major
00:55We've all seen the beaver be used. Does anyone have a strategy or do we feel like maybe there's some alliances afoot?
01:02I hope so
01:04Oh, oh, oh, Paula's like looking for a lion
01:07A lot of us do perform together regularly so it will be hard because there is a lot of friendships like the beaver
01:15It's going to be a big mindfuck. Wait y'all can I say something?
01:18Yeah, they'll say
01:19I know
01:20They'll say thank you for correcting me. I just want to say I know we had our moment earlier
01:25But I can be very blind sometimes rude bitchy all that kind of stuff
01:30I really do not mean it from a place of hate. I do not hate you. I do not dislike you
01:35I really don't know you. I want to get to know you more if in the future
01:39I say things like that bitch call me out
01:41I will receive it and I will do better for you
01:44I appreciate you saying that like like I even said before there's no like actual hatred nothing like actually that serious
01:50I appreciate what van is saying, but I also think she's definitely closer to everyone else but me
01:55So I think it's an easy like I feel like if she ever got the beaver. I wouldn't even like played my case girl. I'd be like
02:01Let me get ready to lip-sync
02:03All right, everybody, let's get out of drag
02:07Seeing the golden beaver in play does change my strategy for this game
02:11All I know is that if I even get close to the bottom
02:15Let me give you a nice hug
02:19Ebony get that didity doodadum speak the language and get close with the girls
02:25Ontario Lions
02:27Toronto POC girly Alliance
02:30I don't trust none of these bitches though. Okay. They're greedy. They're hungry
02:36They want the crown and I do too. I have some news about the beaver
02:41What?
02:42Bitch, you got a glove on!
02:45Canada's Drag Race, you better watch out for Ebony
02:52That was so corny boots. That was giving Caucasian. Oh my god, why did I sell Tina Shaker up in here?
02:58Bitch, you gotta glue your wig down though
03:00The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives one hundred thousand dollars
03:08With Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley and Brooklyn Heights with extra special guest judge Glamzilla
03:16They knew they had the workroom every thought I was gonna be at the bottom last week
03:33But you know no one at the bottom just bottoms, you know
03:36Okay, last week was so much fun. How are we feeling about this week?
03:41I'm ready. I was honestly really gagged that I wasn't in the top last week being very honest
03:47I feel the exact same like I feel like my outfit was the fucking one. I'm sorry
03:52The category was more is more and I went above and beyond. But it was all three categories
03:56Oh, I know. I'm not done. Am I? Thank you. So that being said and I feel like my fucking music video
04:01I ate that down too and my entrance. So thank you very much Van Gogh
04:07Now that everybody's been safe for week one you can feel the tension rising. How are you feeling this morning?
04:15Babe, I feel so good. Good. I feel like so comfortable around everyone now like honestly, I would have sex with everyone here
04:21I can't hear the eggs. Oh my god
04:25Let's go diva
04:27Canada
04:29She and I already didn't have her
04:32Ahoy yachty girls
04:34This week we'll need all cans below deck
04:40Ship happens
04:42But if you stay sea-sickening
04:45You ain't gotta get sea-sickening
04:47Oh
04:49Okay, we're going maritime up in here. What does that mean?
05:02Carson fucking
05:04Cressley season six has some tricks. Girl what?
05:08Permission to come aboard
05:10Yeah
05:12Oh my god, come on red. Oh
05:14Nice to meet everybody
05:16Oh
05:17And I'm actually planning on sticking around for a while. So I hope that's okay
05:22Whoa
05:22Oh
05:24Annie hoodles after a very hectic first week. I am sure you're up for some R&R
05:30Well, I hope you scrubbed your decks because we're about to go cruising
05:38Yeah, like on a boat
05:40Oh
05:42For this week's Nazi challenge
05:44You'll be writing commercials to promote your own new cruise lines
05:48Oh
05:48But first things first you'll need to pick your shipmates
05:52We're looking for three groups of four
05:54So find your sailors
05:56Now
05:58Let's do it, let's do it
05:59Okay, where's
06:00This is gonna be
06:01Yeah
06:02I feel this
06:04That was so quick did you pre-select those
06:06No
06:07No
06:08I have Velma Jones, Van Gogh, and Saltina
06:11Three of them were in the top and I'm the only one who was a bottom queen last week
06:17Three tops for one bottom? The odds are in my favor
06:21Okay, so we have Hazel, Paolo, EM, and Ebony
06:26Your cruise theme is singles at sea
06:29Where a rose can find her Jack or Jane
06:32Okay
06:34Okay
06:35Van, Saltina, Sammy, and Velma
06:38Your cruise theme is self-care sisters
06:41Channel your spirituality as you set sail for Nirvana
06:45Oh
06:46That's so good for you
06:47And last but not least
06:49Star, Dulce, Maya, and Caramilk
06:52Your cruise theme is the Golden Gaze
06:55Oh
06:56A cruise fit for the geriatric twink
06:59I think that's me actually
07:02We'll give you a free ticket
07:04Will your commercials cruise you closer to the crown?
07:07Or land you on the poop deck?
07:09Racers, anchors away
07:11And may the best drag queen swim
07:23Oh my gosh
07:24Bitch, we're going cruisin'
07:25We're going cruisin'
07:26We're going cruisin'
07:27I'm so happy with you
07:29We get the self-care sisters cruise
07:32Spirituality and mindfulness are my thing
07:34So I'm really, really excited
07:36Have you guys ever acted before?
07:38Well, yes
07:39Well, yes
07:40Okay
07:41Not really
07:42You don't?
07:43It's going to be your first time acting?
07:44I don't think that much acting acting
07:45But I work with a lot of people I don't like
07:47So I act like I'm fine with them
07:49All my other group members have a lot more experience in acting than I do
07:53But I know I can kill this
07:54This is my moment and I'm going to take it
07:56Let's pretend that you and Vanda didn't make up she had anger
07:59So we can
08:00Yeah
08:01Can I just say right off the bat
08:03I brought a bunch of BDSM stuff
08:05I am so excited about acting challenges
08:08I'm teamed up with the funniest people I think there is in the room
08:11Honestly, you are a crazy nutball
08:13But you also have a social media presence that I think is going to come very handy here
08:18Okay
08:19I love to fake it, I love to act
08:21I just feel like it's such an escapism from reality
08:25You're a different person, you're acting
08:27I'm acting right now
08:29I kind of have a concept idea and I want to hear what y'all think
08:35Okay, okay
08:36Maybe it could be for like hard-working moms
08:39The subtext is it's actually a cult
08:41It gives us juice to play with
08:43It does
08:44Beyond the self-care
08:45Like I know I'm gonna go full Acadian mom
08:47Like yeah
08:48How about I be the cruise director who's like directing
08:51I love
08:52Who's like guiding us through the meditations and all that
08:54Exactly
08:55Our cult, sorry
08:57Cruise
08:58Is all about recruiting people
09:00And we're setting sails to the seas
09:02Get into the zen of it all
09:05Maybe we can just be like do a deep breath
09:07We go
09:08Why isn't it just that?
09:12SS
09:13Oh, I love that
09:15We are working very well together
09:17Everyone is bringing ideas
09:19And we know what we're doing
09:21My cruise is a whole vibe
09:23If you started with a close-up
09:25If it pans away
09:26And there's something on the lower half of you
09:28That's off
09:29Nice
09:30Like you're not wearing pants or
09:32But it's hard to
09:34To start with a close-up
09:36You have to establish where you are
09:38Yeah, establish the moment
09:40Yeah, that's true
09:41In my group, Velma is
09:43Acting as a little bit of a storyboarder
09:46And she is just not here for anything that she didn't think of
09:49To be honest
09:50Should everyone be a voiceover then?
09:52No, that's it?
09:53That's weird
09:54I think what it should be is
09:55We all do a pass of our first scenes
09:56And then while the other people are doing their first scenes
09:58Someone's changing
09:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
10:01We do it like
10:02What is it?
10:03What is the best for the wardrobe and accessories?
10:05We're just talking
10:06We're just spitballing ideas
10:08Every scene, my lashes can get bigger
10:10Wait
10:11No, no, no, don't do that
10:13What?
10:14Do you think that you can technically do that in 30 minutes?
10:16No, no, no, no, no
10:17Don't do that
10:18Oh, yes
10:19Velma is just stressed
10:20Like, just a perfect word
10:21Stressed, not happy, not having fun
10:23Baby, we need to go on the cruise
10:24That's why we were doing the commercial
10:26I feel like the most important thing in this challenge
10:28Is making sure that what we're selling
10:30Is something that people want to come to
10:32I think also playing into like the funny part
10:34Puns and jokes
10:35Yeah
10:36And like hidden messages and stuff
10:37Yeah
10:38I feel like we're selling
10:39To like old queer people
10:40I don't really know that many older like queer people
10:42That's actually fair
10:43In my life in general
10:44I had to think about it
10:45And maybe it's because I don't go out of my way
10:46Or just my paths having crossed
10:49But like I hope they do
10:51I don't know if you guys know this
10:52But my dad's queer
10:53I don't know that
10:54I did not know that
10:55I did not know that
10:56I like kind of just recently found out that he was my dad
10:58Like three, four years ago
11:00At the age of 19
11:01I found out that the dad that raised me
11:03Wasn't actually my father
11:05Somebody reached out like
11:06Hey, I think I'm your dad
11:07Fast forward
11:08We did a DNA test
11:09Turns out he was my father
11:10And that was just like a huge like
11:12Eruption in my life
11:14And like I grew up in like a very religious household
11:16So like to find out that I had a queer father
11:18Like completely like changed my life
11:20Wow
11:21He's been so supportive of me being here
11:22And my drag
11:23And it's like a complete 180
11:24I didn't know that
11:25That's actually so sweet
11:26I had like no idea
11:27I won Ottawa's X-Rex Superstar
11:29And he surprised me
11:30And showed up with flowers
11:32He also used a new drag
11:33Like back in the day too
11:34No
11:35I was so happy
11:36Because
11:37It was for the first time
11:38That I felt like someone in my family
11:39Was seeing the real me
11:42He just inspires me so, so much
11:44So I'm definitely going to play into him
11:46But he's also only like 45
11:47So it's
11:48Oh, yes
11:49Bitch, I want to meet Papa Caramel, honey
11:52You there
11:53Single
11:54Fat
11:55Alone
11:56Cry no more
11:57Let me tell you about our services
11:58And that's where we would put a little voice over
11:59Yeah
12:00Yeah
12:01The services that our cruise ship provides
12:02Yeah
12:03Yeah
12:04There are foods that are aphrodisiacs
12:06Like we could be like
12:08Welcome to our food court where we have
12:10Da, da, da
12:12And it's only like oysters
12:14Dark chocolate
12:15Pineapple
12:16Pineapple
12:17Mandatory
12:18Edible lubes
12:19Edible condoms
12:20The pep talk
12:21The pep talk
12:22Should we have a dark room on the boat?
12:24Gooning
12:25Gooning coach
12:26Ugh
12:27Oh my god
12:28I just have this feeling
12:29I just have this feeling
12:30That this is too sexual
12:32Go the mile
12:33But don't go too much
12:34I just don't want it
12:35I just don't want it to be so sex focused
12:37Yeah
12:38So let's reel it in and not get ahead of ourselves
12:41We're selling the cruise, right?
12:42I love our concept and like that
12:44But is it sexual or is it single?
12:46Oh my god, my parents are gonna watch this
12:48Oh
12:49Hello pit crew
12:52Hello queens
12:54Hello
12:55Bienvenue
12:57Oh my goodness
12:59These boys are so fine
13:01Oh they're all mesmerized by the pit crew
13:03Hello, I'm over here
13:04Hello
13:05We are gonna start with the singles cruisers
13:08And the rest of you beautiful creatures
13:10Can have a seat right here
13:11Feel free to heckle
13:14No, I'm kidding, don't do that
13:15Lights, go, action
13:17Our group is coming in first
13:19And we are ready to set that bar
13:22Alright, your time starts now
13:23Here he is
13:24Hit it, divas
13:25Are you tired of being left on rap?
13:28So single and sad, you just wanna get bread?
13:31Look at Oprah, you got nothing to lose
13:34And welcome aboard the Rose by Grease
13:38Who went the second to the last line?
13:40Was it Hazel?
13:41Me
13:42I would be careful about your diction
13:43Got it
13:44And the same for Paolo as well
13:46Just be careful that we can really understand what you're saying
13:49Got it
13:50Bubbly
13:51Alright, what scene is next?
13:52Okay, so I am Goonologist
13:54Hello boys
13:55Are you ready to come to set?
13:57And action
13:58Take a bite
13:59It tastes so good
14:00It tastes so good
14:01Food's so yum
14:02It'll make you wanna
14:03Thanks boys
14:16That was great
14:18That was great
14:19I don't know if we can air it but it was great
14:22Alright, what's next?
14:24Hey
14:25Oh, hello
14:26He he
14:27Okay, and what's the set up here?
14:29I'm just talking shit
14:30Okay
14:31Let's give it a whirl
14:33And action
14:34Just drink the touch
14:35I'm feeling lit
14:36God dang
14:37I love this
14:39He he he he
14:40He he he
14:41What?
14:42Take the thing out
14:43Take it out
14:44Take it out
14:45I mean I think that's a funny gag
14:46Pun intended
14:47I think spit it out
14:48Like it's a piece of gum
14:49Or something
14:50And then you get the funny
14:51And then you also get our viewers
14:53To understand
14:54What you're saying
14:55Action
14:56No drink the touch
15:00I'm feeling lit
15:01He he he
15:02God dang it
15:03I love this shit
15:05He he he he
15:06Okay
15:08Girl what?
15:09The singles at sea
15:11Heard my lisp
15:12And said
15:13How can we make our voices
15:15Harder to understand than Vance?
15:16Um
15:17And they all accomplished that
15:19What do you think?
15:20I just feel like I can't tell what they're selling
15:25Get it Hazel
15:26The prompt is more singles at sea looking for love
15:29Not looking to get fucked
15:30Like
15:31That's not what singles want all the time
15:33And action
15:34Take those pills
15:35So you can have all those thrills
15:37All prepped up
15:39And ready to take it off the
15:41Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
15:44That's great
15:47And this is all
15:49This whole storyline is promoting the singles cruise
15:51Yes?
15:52Yes
15:53Okay
15:54Got it
15:55I know it's the singles cruise
15:56It's just sounding like the um
15:57The slutty sex cruise
15:59Okay
16:00Carson says this is a slutty sex cruise
16:02And I shit myself
16:04We did too much
16:06Sorry mom
16:07Alright that's time
16:08Thank you so much
16:09Alright we will welcome up our self care sisters
16:13Okay great now who did the writing
16:15Who's kind of in charge?
16:16We all came up with our shit
16:18Yeah
16:19And Velma was so good at writing it down
16:21Yeah
16:22But we all have our own characterizations
16:23Yeah
16:24Our own material
16:25On the storyboard I did
16:26So Velma had a pen
16:27Velma had a pen
16:28No no no
16:29She knew how to write
16:30Can I see?
16:31Can I see?
16:32I did the storyboard
16:33It's like all of my ideas
16:35Like for the concept
16:37And everybody just share
16:39Okay so you came up with the overall creative
16:41And then they kind of contributed each of their segments
16:44And their dialogue
16:45The technicality of it
16:46The overall creative
16:47Okay
16:48And is everybody happy with what you came up with?
16:49Yes
16:50Yes
16:51Yes
16:52We all contributed to the overall creative for sure
16:54Okay great
16:56They're definitely gonna fight after this
16:58Your time starts now
17:00I'm gonna start back here
17:01I'm the cruise ship director
17:03Okay
17:04It's also a kind of cult
17:05And I might be recruiting
17:07And you're gonna hit the gong
17:08I am
17:09The
17:10I think that's so funny
17:11Are you ready?
17:12Um
17:13Yes
17:14Can I get a line reminder just to start off?
17:15Hello
17:16Welcome aboard SS
17:19Okay
17:20And action
17:23Are you tired of living a poop deck kind of life?
17:28Welcome aboard
17:30Welcome aboard
17:31SS uh
17:32Oh right sorry
17:33Let's start over
17:34Are you tired of living a poop deck kind of life?
17:41Van and Velma's conflict
17:42Right before we start
17:43Okay
17:44Did rattle me
17:45But if there's anything I can do
17:47It is pick myself back up
17:49And apply myself
17:50Would you like to be taken away?
17:53Join our co-
17:55Cruise
17:56And let's hear from some of our visitors
17:58Who chose to stay
18:01Great that was very good
18:03Word
18:04Word
18:05Word
18:06Okay we should probably move on
18:07Yeah
18:08Let's do it
18:09I'm gonna be like a really busy businesswoman
18:12Right
18:13Right
18:14And it's a voiceover so it's like
18:15It's all completely voiceover?
18:17Yeah it's just like
18:18Let's see from
18:19No this is
18:20The beginning part is voiceover
18:21This part is not voiceover
18:22Yeah
18:23Yeah
18:24Yeah
18:25Okay
18:26It is voiceover
18:27I think Carson is seeing us a little bit messy
18:31Van looks frustrated
18:33She looks pissed
18:35But I know I'm a powerhouse in acting
18:38So I will just lean with that
18:41And trying to have the more fun I can have with this challenge
18:44I'm a highly busy woman
18:46I know that's time for the sheep
18:56Great
18:57I think we should keep moving
18:58Action
18:59My name is Sammy Landry
19:01I've been addicted to cigarettes since I've been a baby
19:05If I smoke one more cigarette I might die
19:11Great are you happy with that?
19:12I'm very happy with that
19:13Okay
19:14Okay
19:15Let's move on
19:16Our team chemistry maybe wasn't the best in the moment
19:20What's like turbulence but like
19:22I don't know it was rocking
19:23The boat was
19:24Join us on the SFN
19:35Okay that's your time
19:37Hello my golden gays
19:38Hey Carson
19:39Hey Carson
19:40So who did what on this team?
19:42We literally all did everything
19:44We were all pitching ideas
19:45We all wrote everything down
19:47Maya you feel good?
19:48I feel good
19:49Yeah I feel good
19:50We're gonna try not to get mad at each other and stuff
19:52Okay
19:53Oh the shade
19:54Well we also contributed to all of our script but not all of our team members said that
19:57Oh
19:58Oh okay
19:59Hold on one second
20:00Hold on one second
20:02Hold on one second
20:04I can't wait to see how this turns out
20:06What the fuck was that?
20:07What?
20:08What the fuck was that?
20:09What?
20:10What the fuck was that?
20:11You said you came up with the whole concept?
20:13No
20:14I said
20:15He said that
20:16He said that
20:17And then she said yes
20:18We'll do this later
20:19We'll do this later
20:21And action
20:22We are your cruise directors
20:24On the
20:25SOS
20:26Seniors on scene
20:30I'm having a literal blast
20:33We will keep you on your feet as you explore our deck going bird watching
20:38I am like looking straight into that camera and giving it a little bit of ah
20:42And I'm just feeling so good
20:43We know you golden gays love your white parties
20:48Which is ironic
20:49Cause we're the ones hosting it
20:54Great, I don't think you can do any better
20:56Okay
20:57Alright we can move on
20:58Great job
21:00This song is from the 1940s
21:02I think that's when Roof Hall was born
21:05This song used to be hip in my day
21:08Oh my hip
21:10Wait what?
21:11What?
21:12Can you twerk on the walker?
21:13Yeah
21:14I think you should do that
21:15Just have fun with this
21:16This is so stupid
21:17Okay
21:18Everyone on this cruise is treating it like their last
21:20Because it probably is here
21:22At the SOS
21:25Seniors on scene
21:28And that's your time
21:29Thank you so much
21:30Yay
21:31Yay
21:32Okay now we can read it
21:33Yay
21:39Oh wow
21:40It's elimination day
21:43It's elimination day
21:44And the other teams need to be scared
21:45Because they had some bumps in the water
21:50I have a question for the self care sisters
21:53Yes
21:54Are you guys gonna let Thelma speak?
21:57Oh
21:58I was gonna ask
21:59So we were obviously watching you guys were first
22:00Yeah
22:01It seemed a little tense on set
22:03Did it?
22:04Not that anybody did bad
22:05But like you could feel it
22:06Yeah
22:07I just don't know what happened
22:08I know
22:09Like everybody was speaking at the same time
22:10And I'm sorry
22:11I'm not the leader of the team
22:13That's not what I said
22:14I just wanted to say what I did
22:17And maybe it came out wrong
22:19I don't know
22:20At this part I was like
22:21Oh my god
22:22I don't understand nothing that is going on
22:23It's really a loss in translation
22:25I think
22:26I just wanted to assure that
22:28It was clear that I did more on the part of the storyboard
22:31That was the only thing
22:32And I hope she understood that
22:34But I don't think so
22:36What I remember hearing
22:37Was Carson saying who was the leader of the group
22:40And we were all saying you
22:41Can I speak please?
22:43Yeah, yeah, yeah
22:44Yeah, yeah, yeah
22:45Then Carson said
22:46So the overall concept was your idea
22:48And I heard you say
22:49Yes, the overall concept was my idea
22:51No
22:52And that's when I said
22:53Well, no, I think we all contributed to the overall concept
22:55Because I feel like we did really work collaboratively
22:58On the entire script
22:59Absolutely
23:00100%
23:01The entire script
23:02Everything was collaborative
23:03I'm sorry, it's hard for me to speak in English
23:05And everybody was talking
23:07And I'm like
23:08I don't understand everything
23:10I don't know what is going on
23:11I totally understand, Vin
23:12Why you would be upset
23:13And I also get where you're coming from as well
23:15Because I didn't know English when I first came here
23:17You have to think in one language
23:19And then speak it in a different one
23:20It's really a lot of translations
23:22Yeah
23:23I loved working with you guys collaboratively
23:24Obviously in the moment it happened
23:26I'll say I got really stressed out
23:28I'm just somebody who like
23:30If I feel something
23:31I wear it all over my body
23:32I'm sure you all have realized
23:34No, not at all
23:35I get it
23:36I'll be more patient with you
23:37No, but I'm
23:38I'm hopefully okay
23:39That's OCD
23:40I'll stop before I react
23:42Van Gogh
23:43Starting to chime in
23:44With like
23:45Oh, we all worked on it
23:46This is already her second like
23:47Tiff with someone, you know
23:49So it's like
23:50At one point
23:51You need to see that you kind of are the problem
23:53I feel like she's got some healing to do
23:55Cause like she's a sickening bitch, you know
23:57But she's also a bitch
23:59Well ladies, I think we should get ready for this runway
24:03Cause you guys are looking a little gray
24:05Oh!
24:06I am seasick, my girl
24:08How do we feel about like that conversation?
24:15Like Ross and Velma
24:16I really want to like interject
24:18But like these bitches like don't know when to like
24:20Let another girl talk
24:22You just need to like
24:23Put your hand down and say
24:24Bitch, I have something to say to you
24:25But the thing is like
24:26I don't need a moment that night, you know?
24:28Not that you need a moment
24:29But I mean
24:30The way that you've let me in
24:31I want other people to be let in like that
24:34And understand you
24:35I understand Paula
24:36I do
24:37She's so fucking funny
24:38And she's so genuine and sweet
24:41And she listens
24:42And I do be talking a lot
24:47This is a lot harder than I thought it was gonna be
24:51Um, but is anybody else missing friends and family?
24:54I'm very fortunate and I know this is rare
24:56That like I have a family that supports me
24:59And my dad and I
25:00Like growing up I wasn't really close with him
25:02Oh God
25:04Aw, babe
25:05He's been there
25:06Like he doesn't come to my shows
25:08And we're so okay with that
25:09Like I
25:10Girl, I'm like in a fucking g-string and a bra
25:12Like
25:13Faking your ass for five dollars
25:14Literally like
25:15I'm like a fucking stripper
25:16It's fine
25:17But it's more the fact that like
25:18Behind the scenes
25:19We call every day
25:21And like he helped me build my drag room
25:23My drag studio
25:24And like
25:25He's been there
25:26And like my mom too
25:27Like you know
25:28Like she's been there to help and support me
25:30And I know I'm so lucky
25:31Hazel, they love you
25:33You have one of the greatest families
25:36It's so important to have like that
25:38Loving support system
25:40I was like
25:41The parents of my parents
25:43Um
25:44A lot of toxicity
25:46My mom was
25:47Having alcoholism
25:49And it was all me
25:50My fault, my fault
25:51Always, always
25:52So like my family when I was growing up
25:55Like we came from Mexico
25:56And they were immigrants
25:57And um
25:58My father was very um
26:00Like abusive
26:01Towards me
26:02Physically
26:03Like if I dropped like
26:04A glass of water
26:05Or if I missed the school bus
26:06Like I would get beat
26:07Constantly
26:08And kind of having to like
26:09Live in like that sense of fear
26:11I moved out when I was 16
26:12And I got emancipated
26:13Like as soon as I could
26:15Because I wanted to just like be me
26:18So like since I've been 16
26:20Like anything I have
26:22It's because I did it
26:23Like my parents have never given me a dollar since then
26:26Like I didn't talk to my parents for like years
26:28And I still don't talk to my dad
26:30Like at all
26:31Like I remember when I would first move out
26:33Like the city was small
26:34So like if we saw each other
26:36Like I saw them like shopping
26:37I would just walk by
26:38Like we didn't know each other
26:40What?
26:41What?
26:42And I think that's why
26:43Sometimes I'm like so quiet
26:45Or like so reserved
26:46It's because like
26:47And I'm sure like everyone else
26:49Like this isn't a joke to me
26:50Like no
26:51This is my life
26:52I've given up
26:53Literally like
26:54Everything
26:55Because I don't have aunts or uncles
26:57I don't have anybody here
26:59I have just me
27:01And like you saying that
27:03Hazel saying like how appreciative you are
27:04Like that makes me so happy
27:06Because I think something that like
27:08Kind of gets me going
27:09Is like when like queer people
27:10Who have such good families
27:12Will be like
27:13I have to go see my family
27:14Or like oh they're so annoying
27:15They're so
27:16They love my drag so much
27:17And I'm like
27:18You have no idea
27:19How lucky you are
27:20To even have that
27:21So like just be happy
27:22Like you said
27:23And appreciate it
27:24And you're so loved here
27:25Bitch
27:26Thank you for sharing
27:27No like thank you
27:28And like that
27:29That's crazy
27:30Because I also see you
27:31Be reserved and like that
27:32And that's why I always
27:33Come up to you and like that
27:34Because I want you to be
27:35That outgoing person that you are
27:37That I know deep down bitch
27:39I go on the fucking challenge
27:40Literally
27:41We heard when you were seven
27:43Right when you walk down
27:44And you're like
27:45Yeah
27:46I was like okay
27:47Wait wait
27:48Can we all do the Dulce titty shake
27:49S.O.I.
27:50S.O.I.
27:51S.O.I.
27:52S.O.I.
27:53S.O.I.
27:54S.O.I.
27:55See you
27:56S.O.Iagua
27:57S.O.I.
28:19Gorgeous. Yes. So hot. That's blonde ambition.
28:27Welcome to the captain's quarters of Canada's drag race.
28:30She's my forever life preserver. It's Tracy Melsor. Hey, girl.
28:34Hey, Brooklyn.
28:35Oh, my God. Tracy, I am so on board with this look, and your makeup is sailing full speed ahead.
28:41Not a soul can dock.
28:42That's right. And X always marks his spot. It's style superstar Carson Kressley.
28:48Thanks for having me. I'm so happy to see you.
28:51How are you adjusting to Canada?
28:52Oh, gosh, I'm having a really hard time with the accent.
28:55What accent?
28:55I don't understand you. What?
28:57Oh, sorry about it.
28:59And she's forever making waves. It's makeup maven, Glamzilla.
29:04What's up, Brooklyn?
29:05How do you like my mug?
29:07Oh, I think you went a little overboard.
29:10This week, we challenged our queens to make us flash in cruise commercials.
29:14Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
29:24Category is...
29:25In the Shadows.
29:28Small.
29:29First up, Van Gogh.
29:32This week, I have not only one place to critique, but two.
29:35Teddy or not, here she comes.
29:37I'm giving you a little bit club kid, a little bit of childhood nightmares, a little bit of possessed teddy bear.
29:43Cute and cuddly, and a little gothic and evil, kind of mixed together.
29:47I wouldn't consider myself a two-faced bitch, but today on the runway, I thought I'd try it out.
29:53And I said, let the plastic surgery settle before you leave the house.
29:57You are wrong.
29:59Next, Saltina Shaker.
30:00This look represents staring your inner demons in the face and making them glamorous.
30:08When I was 16 years old, I was in a car accident, which left me riddled with scars for so long.
30:14I didn't want to show anybody my scars, but now I want people to look here.
30:18I wanted to look how trauma looks when it's transformed into love, and I think I did that.
30:25Sammy Landry.
30:26When I heard What Lurks in the Shadow, I immediately thought of when you hit a deer on the highway.
30:34Bitch, I am from New Brunswick.
30:36Look at all that carcass.
30:38Every single inch of this gown is full of rhinestones.
30:43This deer, she might have been hit by a car, but she's still going to hit up that party.
30:48These gays, they're trying to roadkill me.
30:51You kill them, we grill them.
30:54Velma Jones.
30:56I present to you my other ass.
30:58Oh.
30:59Johnny.
31:01Here's Johnny.
31:02With this look, I wanted the judges to see that a drag king can do as much as a drag queen.
31:08My king community is so beautiful, and they are all so creative and so fierce, and I think if I can make them proud, I'm really happy.
31:19Ow!
31:19Ow!
31:22Star doll.
31:23Oh, I'm facing my fears right now as an aswang.
31:27The mythical creature from Filipino folklore that scared me so much as a kid.
31:32Caught in a bat romance.
31:33This look is giving horrifying, terrifying, creepy creature, and I am thirsty for that winch.
31:42When I said wing woman, I didn't really mean this.
31:48Dulce.
31:48I'm dripping onto this runway as La Llorona, a Mexican legend who, long story short, was going to her wedding day, ended up having to kill her kids, and then her partner was like, you know what?
31:59I'm good.
32:00Oh.
32:00Oh.
32:01Oh.
32:02Oh.
32:03Oh.
32:04Oh.
32:05Oh.
32:07Girl, same.
32:08These tears are coming straight from my eyes, and I am so dripping from the swamp trying to find my next prey.
32:15Oh, this reminds me, I need to get an oil change for this.
32:18Now, Maya Fox.
32:20For this look, I am giving a demon that lives behind the mirror, honey.
32:25Can we all just pause and take a moment to reflect?
32:28Yes.
32:29She preys on vanity.
32:31If you dare look into her mirror, she captures that soul.
32:34I've got horns, they are rhinestones, I am giving you glam, I am giving you spooky, and I am giving you finesse.
32:41And that's the vanity.
32:44Caramelk, guess who's bat in the house?
32:47Oh.
32:48Tonight, I am coming down the runway as a corrupt government experiment gone wrong.
32:55The wings are huge.
32:56I think they weigh more than me.
32:58I'm literally dying walking down this runway in so much pain, but I'm trying not to show it.
33:03I want to show the judges that I'm not just a one-trick bat.
33:07I think I know her.
33:09We used to hang.
33:12Paolo Perfection.
33:14All of my life, I was told you could be wearing a trash bag and you still look fabulous.
33:18As I'm walking the runway, ooh.
33:20Oh, my goodness.
33:21It can't fell off.
33:22Embarrassing.
33:23Yikes.
33:24Then I'm on the other side.
33:25Oh, two cups.
33:26Wow.
33:27You can pay her in trash or credit.
33:29That is embarrassing.
33:31Oh, babe, I just gave birth.
33:33Aw, it's a garbage bundle of joy.
33:37Coup de grâce, a banana fucking falls off.
33:41Tragic.
33:42Talk about junk in the trunk.
33:45And now, Hazel.
33:47Oh.
33:48I think I see her pink pony club.
33:50I am a witchy kelpie, a folklore tale from my Scottish roots.
33:56It is a horse shapeshifter that lures humans back to a body of water and takes their lives.
34:03I am feeling so fucking spooky in this look.
34:06I am coming to haunt you, I'm coming to eat you, and I'm coming to bring you back to my swamp to make it nasty.
34:12I'd kill for her bone structure.
34:14Ebony LaBelle.
34:15You know what goes bump in the night?
34:17It's her damn inner saboteur, okay?
34:19You've cat to be kidding me right meow.
34:21I am serving gothic glamour hood baddie.
34:26Don't look at me.
34:27I'm a vampire.
34:28I didn't want to give too much of a monster because I let the girls do that themselves with those mugs.
34:35I hope she's not a sore loser.
34:38And finally, PM.
34:43This runway is inspired by my partner's nightmares.
34:46They have had sleep paralysis their entire life, and I want to create a creature that maybe they'll be turned on by if they have this happen to them again.
34:55Talk about a walking nightmare.
34:57I really want to look scary, but I also want to look elegant and beautiful because not all nightmares need to be ugly.
35:06Mom, can you pick me up?
35:08I'm scared.
35:09Welcome, queens, and happy Halloween.
35:14It's time your commercials hit open water.
35:18First up, it's Palo Perfection, Hazel, Ebony LaBelle, and PM with their cruise commercial for singles.
35:26Are you tired of being left all red?
35:29So single and sad you just want to get bread?
35:32Look no further.
35:33You got nothing to lose.
35:35You got nothing to lose.
35:36You got nothing to lose.
35:37You got nothing to lose.
35:38You got nothing to lose.
35:39You got nothing to lose.
35:40Come aboard.
35:41Come aboard.
35:42You want to sneak peek at some of our amenities?
35:45Well, look no further.
35:47Check it out with our resident goonologist.
35:50Take a bite.
35:51It tastes so good.
35:53Food's so yummy.
35:55It'll make you.
35:56It'll make you.
35:57Oh!
35:58Oh!
35:59Oh!
36:00Oh!
36:01Oh!
36:02Oh!
36:03Let's talk prep with Miss Foxy Doxy.
36:06Don't be silly.
36:07Don't be silly.
36:08Take those pills and get ready for all them thrills.
36:12All prepped up and ready to take it up the unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, unh.
36:19Check out our singles mixer.
36:21Taste the elixir.
36:22Blue strings attached.
36:23I'm feeling lit.
36:24Gosh dang it.
36:25I love this ship.
36:26Cruise package includes...
36:27Free lube.
36:28Free therapy.
36:29Free makeovers.
36:30The Rose Byron!
36:31Okay.
36:32Okay.
36:33Next up, it's our self-care sisters.
36:35I'm Saltina Shaker.
36:36And welcome aboard the SS.
36:37Are you tired of being anchored to a poop deck kind of life?
36:38Would you like to be taken away?
36:39Join our co-
36:40Crews.
36:41I'm a co-
36:42Crews.
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37:34want to be serviced float to our massages on board i'm told i stare too much like a sailor
37:42let's get to it yeah don't be scared i got a bevel for brooklyn oh yeah
37:50my name is sammy andre i've been addicted to cigarette since i've been a baby if i smoke
38:01one more cigarette i might die change the tides on your old bad habits
38:09our ship travels everywhere and stops nowhere
38:17worth all the fighting
38:25and finally our golden gays
38:29ahoy my name is dulce and my name is caramel and we are your cruise directors here at the
38:39sos
38:39seniors on scene we know you golden gays love your white parties which is ironic
38:48because we're the ones hosting it so come on down and groove at the silent dance party
38:55this song was huge in the 1940s i think that's when rupaul was born oh this song used to be hip
39:03in my day oh my hip huh huh huh and we will keep you on your feet as you explore our deck going bird
39:12watching
39:12god damn look at that cockatoo
39:20gertrude what are you looking at and bitch you know we were not talking about that bird
39:25i love you gertrude come here oh oh
39:30after a long exhausting day come on down to our soap opera viewing party you might get lucky and be able to
39:38spend it with someone else everyone on this cruise is treating it like their last because it probably
39:43is here at the sos seniors on scene
39:53based on your commercials and runway presentations the judges have made some decisions when i call your
39:59name please step forward star doll maya fox ebony labelle pm caramel van gogh you are all safe
40:18you may leave the stage thank you
40:24the rest of you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week
40:28it is now time for the judges critiques first up saltina shaker saltina uh does your back hurt
40:36a little i thought so because you carried that commercial oh i don't think that you were super
40:42confident when you started the challenge but it worked every second you are the through line you were
40:48the messaging of that commercial i love the cult angle i thought that was such a clever way to sell
40:53self-care i love the ssr and i loved how it repeated itself throughout the commercial you were
40:59always there with your gong for it so talk to me about being in the shadows with this
41:04piece i was in a car accident when i was 16 years old and this lovely lovely piece represents the
41:12scars that i have underneath this outfit i used to hate them you know i think the hardest part about
41:20living honestly is taking a look at the shadows that you have inside of you i i love them now
41:26so many of us have been ostracized or told we weren't good enough because of things that we
41:33thought were were ugly you know and you realize when you can take that out from the darkest recesses of
41:40your soul and and throw it on the stage that's when beautiful art is created so thank you for sharing and
41:45and and and thank you for being so brave thank you do with me ah next up sammy landry hi in your
41:57commercial i thought that your character had potential i just did not feel that you reached
42:02it and i saw you were trying to have fun with it i just needed more from you during your acting
42:07challenge you gave up all the screen time to saltina and i don't remember you it was always the same
42:13very monotone delivery you have no inflection but it was actually quite charming it was like i've been
42:18smoking since i was baby like it never changed you're funny without trying to be funny you can't
42:24buy that so just give yourself more to do so we can give you more credit next time i enjoyed the runway
42:31look but it is a little bit thrift store on the bottom for me i wish the gown reached the floor
42:36and i know you're going for like a campy look with the you know raquel welch shake and go wig
42:40but you can still be campy and elevated yeah thank you next up the artist formerly known as velma jones
42:47sup let's talk about velma in your um cruise commercial you got every morsel of charisma and
42:54character out of that you know essentially just kind of like a one-line monologue back in my day
43:00we would say you uh chewed the scenery but i think the kids today would say you ate
43:04you didn't have a very big part but i thought you made the most out of every second that you were
43:11on screen and this look is just incredible you had me howling at the runway i had a physical reaction
43:18when you came out with this look this is johnny jones right absolutely want to tell me about johnny
43:23i'm listening well it's full moon tonight oh i think you are someone to look out for every fantasy
43:32that you were selling i'm buying thank you next up dulce hola hola i just have a big note here on my
43:41page that says star uh because you had you had the four c's well there's five but i can't say the fifth
43:47one but the four are comfortable confident charismatic and comedic you're fun you're
43:53funny you're fabulously informative you checked all the boxes so really well done thank you i thought
44:00you did a really really great job and you're just naturally charismatic this look i think that is a
44:06wonderful cultural reference i wish it read a little bit more bridal to me it's a little bit too
44:12swampy and a little bit less bridal if you know what i mean okay i wish you had done a bit of a
44:16spook your makeup because this just looks like your normal pretty mug okay i feel like there's
44:21just too much statements the neckline is a statement the length is a statement the different textures
44:27is a statement and then like the black everywhere is a statement i would love to see you learn to
44:32balance you are already a statement you're the it girl okay up next paulo perfection
44:39in terms of your commercial if i had taken your clip and i just played it i would have had no idea
44:48we were in a cruise ship commercial and on top of that i couldn't understand a word you were saying
44:54you know i said to you a couple times i was like we really can't understand be really careful about
44:57your diction and a commercialist communication and if we can't understand the dialogue we're not going
45:03to get anything from it congratulations on the delivery i think that's the first for the drag race
45:09runway a bejeweled baby yes you're wearing a trash bag and you look fabulous in it is it enough you know
45:17when i think about a trash bag couture i go back to missy elliott big and moving and i feel like i like
45:23the intention behind the trash bag but i would like to have seen it more of a of a drag bag something just
45:31bigger last but certainly not least hazel hi hi i think my problem with your performance in the
45:38commercial is that it was just silly without structure or a punchline got it i'm not approved
45:44but it got a little bit hypersexual for me yes it did yeah it was more like an orgy cruise yeah which
45:51i'm buying a ticket of course we both signed up we all we all have tickets this look ha ha i love each
45:58piece of this outfit thank you it's really fun and the details are so good the gloves the nails the
46:03jaw piece the facial piece you had on earlier this is a really um fabulous look thank you i appreciate
46:10that based on the judge's critiques we have made some decisions dulce your performance in the maxi
46:18was golden girl velma jones on the runway you really had us howling saltina our self-care sister you
46:29had a sipping on your serenity saltina shaker congratulations you are the winner of this week's
46:37maxi challenge you have won 5 000 cash courtesy of travel manitoba
46:50dulce velma great work this week you should both be very proud of yourselves
46:57sammy landry paulo perfection and hazel you are the bottom three queens this week
47:04saltina shaker as this week's winner you have earned the power of the golden beaver
47:10granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip-syncing for their lives
47:15you hold the fate of your sisters in your hands
47:20as you untuck the bottom three may plead their case
47:25you may leave the stage
47:26you can't wait to get out of here i know
47:35baby get your drink
47:38y'all need to come in here and spill the tea
47:40walking into the work room after the critiques i'm like oh i know everyone's gonna be like oh how
47:44how did it go and i'm like man i'm not well bitch saltina looks happy i won you won oh my god
47:54i feel amazing all the self-doubt that i had i don't need to have space for them in my head
48:01i ain't trying to take no one's moment i'm gagged that you won though because i really thought i was
48:05going to velma but congratulations i am gagged that i was even in the top and i have a very
48:11difficult decision to make y'all mean so much to me i feel a little bit of pressure knowing that i
48:18have the power to save one of these queens from the bottom two i don't know what i'm gonna do yet
48:24i want to hear from all of you why you want me to save you and i want to hear it from here not from
48:34here hello
48:41first week was tough for me um it was a lot and like this week like my sisters really helped me
48:48to like it's fine like at this point it's a part of the look if i cry i really don't care like i'm
48:55literally sitting in a trash bag i don't know i'm just like i don't feel like i'm ready to go
49:02like i just feel like this week i finally started like feeling the sisterhood like i felt like i was
49:08getting out of my head i don't know i am hurting for my sister paula right now i can just see that like
49:17she's turning on her apollo perfection to kind of like mask a little bit i want her to be here i
49:23know she wants to be here and i hope that saltina makes the right decision and saves her
49:28semi follow your heart do what you want with it no tell me i want to hear fight
49:38i love what i give in time you know and so i don't know i'm just feeling so many emotions right
49:52now because i just feel like am i am i in the right place right now like i don't know i don't know
49:58for some reason i feel like i don't deserve that beaver and that is a voice in my head that i have
50:07to deal with i often feel like i don't deserve things or i always feel like people deserve things
50:11more than me i don't know why i put myself in that place all the time i don't know why i keep
50:18doubting myself you know and that's not the right attitude for this competition but i can't help that
50:26that that's what i'm feeling hazel how do you feel they loved my luck they said nothing but great
50:36things about my luck i was one note in my performance i understand that but like i have so much to prove
50:43being here yes i worked my ass off not saying y'all haven't either but like i just want this i'm hungry
50:49i deserve this and i want to be here so many people are expecting great things for me when i
50:57come back and i'm not delivering how i should be and i just don't know what to do i want to be here
51:05i deserve to be here i'm not trying to say that y'all don't deserve at all either but like i
51:10fucking want this so fucking bad it fucking sucks i'm honestly so sad to see my sister hazel in the bottom
51:19look at you look at you you are such a stellar fucking performer and it hurts to see you in the
51:25bottom like this right now but don't let it bring you down this is my opportunity unfortunately you
51:33got this decision but these nails this is real now there are so many tears so many emotions and i'm the
51:43one that has the power whoever is in that bottom two i want you to fucking prove it to that world
51:50right there prove it it's only one person if i could save them all i would honestly but this is
51:58a competition now and somebody has to go home i might sneeze
52:07bless you a lucky sneeze
52:22saltina shaker heavy is the hand that holds the beeper
52:26saltina shaker who do you want to save from the chomping block
52:31the queen who i've decided to save is
52:40hazel oh my god girl gag i was not expecting that
52:47oh my god
52:55well battle of the buffoon bitch let's fucking give it well i'll be damned
53:01hazel you are out of the woods this week yes i am you may join your sisters at the back thank you
53:07sammy landry paulo perfection i'm sorry but this means that you are both up for elimination
53:20two queens stand before us
53:22prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of raise a little hell by trooper
53:33this is your last chance to impress us and save yourselves from elimination
53:38the time has come for you to lip sync for your life
53:50oh this is going to be an interesting lip sync
53:51good luck
53:54and don't
53:56fuck it up
54:10raise a little hell
54:11raise a little hell
54:13raise a little hell
54:17if you don't like what you see why don't you fight it
54:23if you know there's something wrong why don't you write it
54:31raise a little hell
54:32raise a little hell
54:33raise a little hell
54:38raise a little hell
54:39raise a little hell
54:40raise a little
54:44in the end it comes down to your faking
54:47and there's really nobody to blame
54:51but it feels like your ship is sinking
54:54and you're too tired to play the game
55:00nobody's going to help you
55:03you just gotta stand up alone
55:07and dig in your heels and see how it feels
55:10to raise the hell
56:12Queens, we have made our decision.
56:20Sammy Laundrie, Chate, you stay.
56:23You may join the others.
56:31Sammy Laundrie, Chate, you stay.
56:39Paolo, you are one of one.
56:43You are perfection.
56:44Now, sashay away.
56:50We love you.
56:51Paolo, you're everything.
56:56Well, you win some, you lose some.
56:59That was unfortunate.
57:07But I found the sisterhood I was looking for.
57:12Angel numbers.
57:13I love angel numbers.
57:14I was definitely robbed of my time, but that's why I'm gonna be robbing these bitches right
57:19now.
57:20I've got a few suitcases that are empty.
57:25I am the universe, the universe is me.
57:27Congratulations, Queens.
57:29You live to slay another day.
57:32Now, the world has never needed the magic of drag more.
57:35So remember, stay true, north, strong, and what?
57:39Yeah!
57:40Yes!
57:41Now let the music play!
57:43Next time on Canada's Drag Race, this week is a double feature.
58:06Snatch game and design.
58:08You get to choose your own adventure.
58:11What is going on right now?
58:13Oh my God, we have to choose one.
58:15Hello!
58:17Hello!
58:19I am a little shocked that my sister didn't choose.
58:21What's waiting for this?
58:22Can I give you a hug?
58:23What?
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