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00:00:00We found your fake Christmas wife. Make sure you use an alias.
00:00:03We can't have her knowing you're the Harrison Group CEO.
00:00:05Mommy, why do we have to rant at you? Where's my real one?
00:00:08Everyone knows Eva had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:00:12I'll tell you when you're older.
00:00:13Daddy!
00:00:14Yo! Well, I'm sorry. I'm not your dad.
00:00:18Why does she feel so familiar?
00:00:20And then my family will get off my back.
00:00:22But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:00:26If it isn't a waste manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:00:30Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:00:33My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:00:35No feelings, no complications. That's what we agreed upon.
00:00:38That woman is manipulating you. And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:00:42It's time you actually know the truth.
00:00:44It's not real. None of it was real.
00:00:47How can she just walk away?
00:00:49What if I already found someone special?
00:00:51You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:00:54Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:01:00So I'm finding the space shuttle for the second time.
00:01:07And this guy passes out.
00:01:09Alright, it's about that time.
00:01:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:01:13Uh...
00:01:14Uh...
00:01:15Uh...
00:01:20Yeah.
00:01:21Him.
00:01:22Hi!
00:01:23Just play along.
00:01:24Six.
00:01:25Five.
00:01:26Four.
00:01:27Three.
00:01:28Two.
00:01:29One.
00:01:30Hey!
00:01:31Yeah!
00:01:32Yeah!
00:01:33One.
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00:01:35Two.
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00:01:37Two.
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00:01:40Two.
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00:01:42Two.
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00:01:46Two.
00:01:47Two.
00:01:52Two.
00:01:53Two.
00:01:54Two.
00:01:55You have a cute scar.
00:01:56It's just my birthmark.
00:01:58Do you want me to stop, Timmy?
00:02:00No, I don't want you to stop.
00:02:30I was so drunk last night. I can't remember who I was with.
00:02:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:02:51Happy New Year.
00:02:52Sam, it's me. Hey, find me the girl from last night. I don't care how, just do it.
00:02:58I will find you.
00:03:04Maximus, can't you get married already? Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend?
00:03:10I need grandkids. I need you to...
00:03:13Message received, Mom. I need to go now. I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:03:17Seven years. Why can't I ever find you? And why do you still haunt me?
00:03:31Still thinking about that girl? Boss, it's been years.
00:03:42I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:03:48Your vest, sir?
00:03:50But first, we found your fake Christmas wife. She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:03:53Blonde hair, red top.
00:03:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:58We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:04:01Good. Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:04:04Hi. One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:04:10And one hot chocolate.
00:04:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:04:16Now Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:04:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend. It's just for Christmas.
00:04:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy? Where's my real one?
00:04:29I'll tell you when you're older.
00:04:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:04:48Yo!
00:04:49What?
00:04:56Yo!
00:04:57I'm sorry.
00:05:00I'm not your dad.
00:05:01No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
00:05:04Oh.
00:05:06Mommy, hurry!
00:05:07Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:05:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:05:19He's gorgeous.
00:05:20Why does she feel so familiar?
00:05:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:05:31Blonde hair, red top.
00:05:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:05:36So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:05:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:05:41Hi, my name's Cybert. What's your name?
00:05:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:05:45Max, Aurelius.
00:05:48Eva.
00:05:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:05:52I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:05:56I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:58So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:06:05$1,000 an hour?
00:06:07Well, yeah.
00:06:08It's $500 a day.
00:06:11Is that enough?
00:06:12That's the most that I can pay you.
00:06:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:06:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:06:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:06:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:06:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:06:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:06:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:06:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:06:34So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:06:36Fine.
00:06:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:43Deal.
00:06:46I need to go get married?
00:07:01Wow.
00:07:02Clean up nice.
00:07:04It was my wedding day, after all.
00:07:06Pictures!
00:07:06You guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:07:18You guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:07:18I need some photos of us together, too,
00:07:45to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:07:48and have a happy family.
00:07:50Yeah, of course.
00:08:01Happy holidays, Mom.
00:08:03From my family to you.
00:08:13Bad news, boss.
00:08:14The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:08:16to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:08:18Wait, she bailed?
00:08:20Then who is...
00:08:23Who is she?
00:08:25Whatever.
00:08:27It doesn't matter.
00:08:28I've got what I need.
00:08:32Sam, don't worry about it.
00:08:33I already found someone.
00:08:39Okay, well,
00:08:41I think it's time for us to go.
00:08:43Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:08:45Christmas shopping?
00:08:46I should come.
00:08:48Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:08:49in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:08:51I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:08:54It'll make it more believable.
00:08:55Fine.
00:08:59Yeah, fine.
00:09:00Okay.
00:09:01You can come.
00:09:09Let's go.
00:09:10Which mall are we going to?
00:09:12Um, let's go to that one.
00:09:13No, let's go to the bank.
00:09:15Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:09:30Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:09:37She does kind of look like him.
00:09:39So, when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:09:44we will say they're from you.
00:09:47Here, let me get this.
00:09:50They're going to love you, Max.
00:09:53Oh, so,
00:09:54I was, uh,
00:09:55thinking that
00:09:56since we're married,
00:09:58we should probably
00:10:00kiss
00:10:01once or twice
00:10:02in front of them.
00:10:04Okay.
00:10:05Should we use our tongues, or?
00:10:08No, no, definitely not.
00:10:09And absolutely no...
00:10:11Sex?
00:10:12Yes.
00:10:13This is strictly business.
00:10:15Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:10:19What?
00:10:20Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:10:23I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:10:26getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:10:29Let's go.
00:10:34Here.
00:10:37What are you doing?
00:10:38I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:10:42Well, I'm not your woman,
00:10:44and this isn't a real relationship,
00:10:45and I don't want your money.
00:10:48Attention shoppers,
00:10:50all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:10:5250% off pies?
00:10:53Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:5512 pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:10:57They're the best kind.
00:10:58Hurry up and go.
00:10:59Go.
00:10:59What are you standing here for?
00:11:02Hello there.
00:11:03Hi.
00:11:04You ready?
00:11:04Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:11:06Okay, great.
00:11:07We have a holiday special today.
00:11:09Spend $500, get 10% off,
00:11:12and you are just short $15
00:11:13if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:11:15Oh, great, yeah.
00:11:16What do you have that's just $15?
00:11:18Will you get a move on?
00:11:21I just got here.
00:11:23Relax.
00:11:24Yeah, yeah.
00:11:27Here, this will do the trick.
00:11:28Okay, thank you.
00:11:31Hurry up and pay.
00:11:33I will pay when I'm ready.
00:11:37You can wait your turn.
00:11:43Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:11:51Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:11:52Not the pies.
00:11:52Not the pies.
00:11:53You can just set those on top.
00:11:55Hi, guys.
00:12:01And I hand you all these pies.
00:12:06Of course.
00:12:09Thank you so much.
00:12:10Of course.
00:12:10I hope you like pumpkin.
00:12:13She bought all 12 pies.
00:12:15Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:12:16Just to give it away.
00:12:19Merry Christmas.
00:12:20Merry Christmas.
00:12:20Merry Christmas.
00:12:26What?
00:12:27You do that often?
00:12:29As often as I can.
00:12:34We should go.
00:12:35We got to pick up paper.
00:12:36Watch out.
00:12:59You done feeling me up?
00:13:02Shut up.
00:13:03Oh, sorry.
00:13:03I was just in character, wifey.
00:13:05Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:13:13And don't be late.
00:13:25Harrison Group?
00:13:27Do you do construction for them or something?
00:13:29Sort of.
00:13:30Not that I'm judging.
00:13:32I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:13:37Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:13:40I think that's respectable.
00:13:43Can we pick another company?
00:13:45No.
00:13:46Harrison Group is perfect.
00:13:47And they'll find it impressive.
00:13:49My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:13:50So, perfect.
00:13:56Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:59Don't worry.
00:14:00Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:14:02I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:14:06Too much.
00:14:06Let's go, Sam.
00:14:28It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:14:30Hold on, you're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:14:36It's my daughter's.
00:14:38Daughter's?
00:14:39Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:42Hey, there they are!
00:14:58Hey!
00:14:58Hey!
00:14:59Hey!
00:14:59Nice to meet you!
00:15:00Hey!
00:15:01Hey!
00:15:01Hey!
00:15:02Hey!
00:15:02Hey!
00:15:03Hey!
00:15:03Hey!
00:15:04Hey!
00:15:05Hey!
00:15:05Hey!
00:15:06Hey!
00:15:06So!
00:15:07Where is this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:15:10He's coming.
00:15:11Please don't tell me Maximus bailed!
00:15:13Good, good, good!
00:15:16So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetiee!
00:15:19When's he arriving?
00:15:20Aww, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:15:25Poor thing!
00:15:26Not surprising. I mean, she's 30. Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:15:32Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:15:38This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:15:42Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:15:47We're only worried about you.
00:15:49All these years without a husband.
00:15:51Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:52You know, you always spoiled her rotten. And look what happened.
00:15:58She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:16:01I'm not alone.
00:16:03Mm-hmm.
00:16:04And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:16:09He's a manager.
00:16:11Manager of what? Trash.
00:16:15Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:16:20You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:16:22Actually, he's right here.
00:16:28Oh, wow.
00:16:30Wow.
00:16:31He is really good looking.
00:16:34Ah, must be AI.
00:16:36Mm-hmm. Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:16:40Fake.
00:16:41That's enough.
00:16:41She's our daughter and your niece.
00:16:44Show some respect.
00:16:45Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:16:52Well, guess what?
00:16:54William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:56Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:59That's half a million.
00:17:01Half a million.
00:17:03Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:17:06And speak of the devil.
00:17:12Willie, you made it.
00:17:14There you are.
00:17:25Oh, look at you now, living the dream.
00:17:30Oh, just think, Eva.
00:17:32Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:17:37So married, huh?
00:17:39Is it serious?
00:17:42That's what marriage is.
00:17:43It's pretty serious.
00:17:45Wow.
00:17:46You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:17:49Makes sense, though.
00:17:50You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:17:53Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:56Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:58Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:18:02That's right.
00:18:03Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:18:07Women love a man in red.
00:18:10Sexy.
00:18:11Like Santa Claus.
00:18:12When I sit on my lap.
00:18:14Don't touch me.
00:18:16Oh, so entitled.
00:18:18Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:18:22And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:18:26I mean, look at that car.
00:18:28Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:18:31Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:18:35Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:18:39I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:18:42My mom would never marry.
00:18:48She already has a husband.
00:18:50He's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:51Is that so?
00:18:56Well, then, where is he?
00:18:59Because I don't see him.
00:19:01Does anyone see him?
00:19:04Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like Mommy, that puts you on the naughty list.
00:19:12And let me show you what happens to the naughty children.
00:19:15Mommy, are you okay?
00:19:21I see your hands.
00:19:22Oh, my God.
00:19:24I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:19:26Come on, then.
00:19:26Let's go.
00:19:29What the hell's the matter with you?
00:19:31How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:19:35Let me go.
00:19:36Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:19:41Let me go.
00:19:57Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:20:00Max, you came.
00:20:05Don't worry, sweetie.
00:20:09Where's Piper?
00:20:11William Hitter.
00:20:12Mom, Deadhut take her inside.
00:20:14Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:20:17Well, well, well.
00:20:19If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:20:22That's right.
00:20:24Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:20:28Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:20:31It's an honor to meet you.
00:20:32I'm Max.
00:20:33Eva told us all about you.
00:20:35From New York.
00:20:36Polite.
00:20:37Handsome.
00:20:37Just like she said.
00:20:40Wow.
00:20:41He was an AI.
00:20:43See?
00:20:43He's real.
00:20:45And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:20:48You son of a bitch!
00:20:49You just ruined my suit!
00:20:51And watch the way that you drive that...
00:20:52That pristine automobile.
00:20:55Gap.
00:20:56Car.
00:20:56Oh, my God.
00:20:57That's worth more than a house.
00:21:00That car.
00:21:01It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:21:06Wait.
00:21:07Are you?
00:21:12Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:21:15And that's all he needs to know.
00:21:17I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:21:19You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:21:21You stole it.
00:21:23That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:21:25Jesus.
00:21:26How did he get away with it?
00:21:27That's what I want to know.
00:21:29Enough!
00:21:30Please!
00:21:30I trust my daughter.
00:21:35She would never marry a criminal.
00:21:38Max, be honest with me.
00:21:40Where did that car come from?
00:21:42How much did you want for it?
00:21:44I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:21:48Sir?
00:21:49You need a breath, man.
00:21:50All right, that's it!
00:21:54I'm calling the cops!
00:21:55Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:57Wait.
00:21:58What?
00:21:59Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:22:02Oh, well.
00:22:04Too late.
00:22:04Listen, hon.
00:22:11I believe you.
00:22:13But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:22:17Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:22:18It's my car, okay?
00:22:19It's not stolen.
00:22:21Yeah?
00:22:22If it's yours, then prove it.
00:22:24Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:22:27Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:22:29Okay.
00:22:29I'll prove that it's mine.
00:22:31But then you have to get lost.
00:22:32And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:22:36Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:22:38Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:22:40Loser!
00:22:41Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:22:46Jesus.
00:22:47Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:22:49It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:53Here.
00:22:54Title and proof of ownership.
00:23:02Mr. Harrison?
00:23:08Mr. Harrison?
00:23:11Mr. Harrison?
00:23:12Just play along.
00:23:15Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:23:17Now get the fuck out of here,
00:23:18before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:23:21Yes, sir!
00:23:22I'm so sorry, sir!
00:23:24Please, please take my serious apologies.
00:23:26Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:23:40He fooled me.
00:23:41What can I say?
00:23:42Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:23:46Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:23:48Oh, come on, Eva.
00:23:49We were just looking out for you.
00:23:52Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:54You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:56Soon.
00:23:57Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:24:00A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:24:05We are family, aren't we?
00:24:07Family takes care of each other.
00:24:10If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group,
00:24:12you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:24:14Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:24:18Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:21I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:24:24My daughter is just far too busy for your best life for my new son-in-law.
00:24:30Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:24:32Welcome to the family.
00:24:36Welcome.
00:24:37Come on in.
00:24:38Come on in.
00:24:38This is your fault, Pam.
00:24:44You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:24:47My fault.
00:24:48You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:51Hey, how do you have that car?
00:25:03And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:25:05And how do you...
00:25:06I told you.
00:25:07I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:25:09I have a friend in high places.
00:25:10A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:25:16Yes.
00:25:17It's the season of giving.
00:25:18He knows people.
00:25:20Has connections.
00:25:21He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:25:24You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:25:25Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:25:27Capisce?
00:25:27Oh, my God.
00:25:28Just don't blow your cover.
00:25:29Dad, Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:25:36Oh, honey, we're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:25:43I think they get it, hon.
00:25:47How's Piper?
00:25:48Oh, she's fine.
00:25:50One of you guys just gets settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:25:53And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:58Great.
00:25:59See you in a bit.
00:26:00Joey?
00:26:01What are you doing?
00:26:04Okay.
00:26:06Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:26:11Relax.
00:26:12It was just a hug.
00:26:14Ugh.
00:26:16We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:26:19You'll be okay.
00:26:20It's just one week.
00:26:21Kill me now.
00:26:22Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:26:25What are you doing?
00:26:32It was weird.
00:26:33They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:26:36I don't know.
00:26:36Something just feels off.
00:26:38Come on.
00:26:38That's ridiculous.
00:26:40I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:26:42Make our progress to prove it?
00:26:46Later.
00:26:47Let's go.
00:26:54Here we go.
00:26:56Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:58Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:27:00To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:27:04Aw.
00:27:05Welcome.
00:27:06Cheers.
00:27:07Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:27:08Looks great.
00:27:09Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:27:11I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:27:16But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:27:20Ooh.
00:27:21Oh, no.
00:27:21Mom's testing him.
00:27:22She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:27:24You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite
00:27:28food?
00:27:31Ow.
00:27:32Eva, sweetie.
00:27:34Kicking my foot.
00:27:35Oh, sorry, mom.
00:27:37Oh, jeez.
00:27:39It's okay.
00:27:40I, I, look, mom, of course he knows it's, and I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:50Um.
00:27:57Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:59Did I hear this right?
00:28:00They're the best kind.
00:28:02Well, of course.
00:28:03It's, it's, it's pumpkin pie.
00:28:05See?
00:28:07Are you happy now?
00:28:08That's good, but something still falls off.
00:28:11Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:28:14We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other,
00:28:19but our marriage is real.
00:28:20I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:28:25Ah, now those are quality.
00:28:29Okay, well, then answer this.
00:28:32Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:35Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:36I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:28:42Well, um, it's...
00:28:44Silly face, dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:28:48Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:50Silly face.
00:28:51Silly face, and I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:55Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:57It's beautiful.
00:28:57It's lousers.
00:28:59It's nice.
00:29:01You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:29:03Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:29:07And I'm not just talking about William.
00:29:09I'll drink to that.
00:29:11I agree with you there.
00:29:13So, come on, guys.
00:29:14Let's eat.
00:29:15Come on.
00:29:21And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:29:30I have another room set up for Piper.
00:29:33Nice and festive for you.
00:29:36No complications, right?
00:29:37Sorry, honey.
00:29:39Uh, mom, you know what?
00:29:40I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:29:42Oh, honey.
00:29:43Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:29:46Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:48The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:50Something about water conservation.
00:29:52That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:5415 minutes?
00:29:56Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:58Just shower together.
00:30:00Shower together?
00:30:04Just shower together.
00:30:05Okay, you guys, have a good night, okay?
00:30:07Okay.
00:30:07You hurt her.
00:30:12You hurt her.
00:30:13Why are you stripping?
00:30:37Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:30:40Come on, we're wasting time.
00:30:41We have 15 minutes.
00:30:42Nice try.
00:30:43I am not showering with you.
00:30:45All right, sit yourself.
00:30:46All room for me in there.
00:30:48Not if I meet you there first.
00:31:06Come on, Max.
00:31:08Get out of the way.
00:31:09We agreed, nothing physical.
00:31:11You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:31:13Relax.
00:31:14I won't touch you.
00:31:16Unless you say you want me to.
00:31:20But that'll cost extra.
00:31:21In your dreams.
00:31:32Free to join me.
00:31:34You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:57You wish.
00:31:58Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:59You pray you'll fall for me?
00:32:01It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:32:04You're the one with me.
00:32:05Oh yeah?
00:32:05Proof.
00:32:06Proof.
00:32:18Holy shit.
00:32:19Oh, shit.
00:32:23This is...
00:32:25This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:32:27I'll say.
00:32:29What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:32:31Still think you can lose us?
00:32:35Baby.
00:32:37I don't think I want you.
00:32:47Or maybe we should.
00:32:49God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:51Why does this feel so...
00:32:53...familiar?
00:32:59Mom, we're so...
00:33:01...sexy.
00:33:11Max, we cannot do this.
00:33:13What? I didn't mean to cross any...
00:33:15It's not you, Max. It's us.
00:33:17It's this. This is all an act.
00:33:19Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:33:21You're right.
00:33:23I'm sorry.
00:33:25I just need to be sorry.
00:33:27I'm just...
00:33:35That birthmark.
00:33:41What is that?
00:33:43It's him.
00:33:45It's him. The man from New Years.
00:33:47Is he...
00:33:49Piper's father?
00:33:51Why are you acting?
00:33:55Oh, my God.
00:33:57Max is Piper's father.
00:33:59Are you okay?
00:34:01I just...
00:34:03I just got lightheaded.
00:34:05I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:34:07Alone.
00:34:09Of course.
00:34:11We have a daughter together.
00:34:13Oh, my God.
00:34:15What do I do?
00:34:23I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:34:25You can take the bed.
00:34:27Thanks.
00:34:29Hey.
00:34:31Are you sure you're okay?
00:34:33Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:34:37So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:34:39I wanna help.
00:34:41He's Piper's father.
00:34:43He has a right to know.
00:34:45Um...
00:34:46Max...
00:34:48How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:54A child?
00:34:56No, no, no.
00:34:57That's impossible.
00:34:58I'm very careful.
00:35:01Mostly.
00:35:04I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:35:06Family, to me, is a big commitment.
00:35:08And I don't want any loose ends.
00:35:11You know?
00:35:12Right.
00:35:14He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:35:16I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:35:19Why do you ask?
00:35:21No reason.
00:35:22Just...
00:35:23Just curious.
00:35:24No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:35:27What?
00:35:29No.
00:35:30Well then, can I ask you a question?
00:35:33Shoot.
00:35:39Where did you get these?
00:35:40And how did you know my exact size?
00:35:42I did not get those.
00:35:44I don't know where those came from.
00:35:46Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:50Give me that.
00:35:51Give me that.
00:35:52Give me that.
00:35:53Give me that.
00:35:54Give me that.
00:35:55Woo!
00:36:07Eva, the truth is...
00:36:10Is that I...
00:36:12Go, go, go, go, go.
00:36:15Just a second.
00:36:16Come in.
00:36:18Hey, hon.
00:36:19Oh!
00:36:20Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:36:25Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:36:27We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:36:29I can see that.
00:36:31Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:36:33I mean, if you don't...
00:36:34If you don't mind.
00:36:36Well, attaboy.
00:36:37You know what?
00:36:38Just put a shirt on.
00:36:39I'm gonna go get her.
00:36:40Piper!
00:36:41Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:42He sprang to his sleigh.
00:36:43To his team gave a whistle.
00:36:44And away they all flew.
00:36:45Like the down of a thistle.
00:36:46But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight.
00:36:47Merry Christmas to all.
00:36:48And to all...
00:36:49A good night.
00:36:50If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:51Goodnight, Piper.
00:36:52Goodnight, Piper.
00:36:53Is her dad still around?
00:36:54Yeah, but he doesn't know it.
00:36:55Cause you're her dad.
00:36:56Uh, no.
00:36:57That man has no idea.
00:36:58That man has no idea.
00:36:59But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight.
00:37:01Merry Christmas to all.
00:37:02And to all...
00:37:03A good night.
00:37:04If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:37:07Goodnight, Piper.
00:37:08Is her dad still around?
00:37:13Yeah, but he doesn't know it.
00:37:17Cause you're her dad.
00:37:18Uh, no.
00:37:19That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:37:28Do you really think so?
00:37:30From the bottom of my heart.
00:37:32Maybe I should tell him.
00:37:34He deserves to know.
00:37:41Max.
00:37:45You're Piper's father.
00:37:48I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:55I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:57I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:58I'll tell you when it comes to all the time.
00:37:59I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:38:00You're the same.
00:38:01You're the same.
00:38:05I'll tell her a little bit you know.
00:38:06Where's Piper?
00:38:07And I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:38:08Where's Piper?
00:38:09Where's Piper?
00:38:23She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:39God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:52Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:54Not on my watch.
00:38:59Yeah, this.
00:39:01I remember this.
00:39:09Good morning, you two lovebugs.
00:39:14How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:39:17Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:39:18It was great.
00:39:20Wonderful.
00:39:21Well, it's about to get even better.
00:39:24Oh, no.
00:39:26What is that?
00:39:27Sardines and saltines.
00:39:29It's a Smith family classic.
00:39:31It was my gram gram's favorite during wartime.
00:39:33Don't be shy.
00:39:34Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:39:36Max, you don't have to.
00:39:38No, no.
00:39:39It's okay.
00:39:40It's a Smith family staple.
00:40:01Good?
00:40:02Mmm.
00:40:03Good?
00:40:04It's crunchy.
00:40:06Well, you two better get dressed.
00:40:08You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:40:12Could I, um...
00:40:13Could I have some water, please?
00:40:15That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:40:18What's the deal with them?
00:40:20Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:40:23Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:40:27Hey, don't worry.
00:40:28I'll protect you and Piper.
00:40:29Better have Sam on standby tonight.
00:40:30Just in case.
00:40:31Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:35Wait, that earring.
00:40:36Wait.
00:40:37That earring.
00:40:38Wait.
00:40:39That earring.
00:40:40You like it?
00:40:41I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:42Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:43I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:44Right.
00:40:45It's just a common earring.
00:40:46Anyone can have it.
00:40:47Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:48She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:49But luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:58Right.
00:40:59Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:41:00Anyone can have it.
00:41:01Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:41:02She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:41:03I just don't know.
00:41:04You can't get the word that she's going to get up.
00:41:06You gotta have it.
00:41:07I don't know how much of a beard.
00:41:08I don't know who I am.
00:41:10Hi.
00:41:11I'm glad how this year she is.
00:41:12I'm glad you help her.
00:41:13I'm glad you're saying,
00:41:14Oh, I'm glad you're meeting with another one.
00:41:15seven years ago so ava and piper still aren't here but derrick said that ava got married
00:41:26what kind of man could she possibly have landed an aging single mom slim pickings i heard he's
00:41:34in waste management that explains it she's probably too embarrassed to show up oh please
00:41:41miranda eva is your niece oh come on grandpa everyone knows eva had a kid with a random one
00:41:48night stand her track record speaks for itself exactly not like my sierra married to a legal
00:41:55advisor for harrison group oh they're here merry christmas everybody
00:42:02merry christmas everybody merry christmas you must be grandpa harold i am
00:42:14i'm eva's husband and max pleasure to meet you welcome you're eva's husband but you're gorgeous
00:42:23but what is handsome as you look at you two you look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:42:29merry christmas grandpa this is from max and i oh my goodness thank you eva let me grab that for
00:42:37you daddy oops oh my bad oh a homemade gift how thrifty not all gifts are about the price tag mommy's
00:42:48right you mean all high you little you will not lay a hand on my daughter or you will lose yours oh
00:42:58i think you broke my wrist look what you just did to my mother my husband is harrison group's top legal
00:43:04advisor he could ruin your life
00:43:11money are you okay i'm fine i'm just wet huh yeah it's okay it's okay
00:43:26what are you don't you dare disrespect my husband did you just slap me next time it'll be a closed fist
00:43:35you're a fucking psycho you know what sierra i can take your little insults but leave my family out of
00:43:41this her family she means me
00:43:50you okay honey do i look okay to you dumbass do something you don't know who you're messing with
00:43:57i've got the full weight of the harrison group behind me oh wow i'm sure the ceo would love to hear
00:44:02that you're using his company's name to bully people like you'd have any idea how a ceo thinks
00:44:09let's call him i'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side please who do you think you are
00:44:16enough there will be no arguing during christmas fine dad let it go nathan they're just jealous
00:44:26for grandpa's sake i'll let you off easy i think you owe nathan a thank you i think you owe me a thank
00:44:36you for slapping some sense into you do you want me to get the other cheek all right that's enough
00:44:40enough everyone come inside and sit down
00:44:54okay
00:45:03is this a joke can you please pass me some food hold it who said you could eat anything else
00:45:10my husband and i paid for this feast
00:45:13my husband and i paid for this feast king crab fresh from alaska and grass-fed wagyu three times the
00:45:25price 50 times the flavor and you don't get a single bite it's just petty maybe so but gourmet food
00:45:34isn't meant for bottom feeders fine then we won't stay and eat with you come on let's go no no don't
00:45:43you dare leave our family dinner grandpa i'm sorry but they're treating us like i i know dear i just
00:45:50want to have our family together fine we'll let the strays sit and eat with us better a stray than a
00:45:57bitch what was that i just want to have our family together fine we'll stay can i have a little
00:46:08nibble it's okay sweetie we'll get something right after like drive-through i hope you enjoy food
00:46:16poisoning that will be a particularly memorable christmas present no strays
00:46:22out sweetie are you okay yes please you hit my child you're crazy well if you teach her some manners
00:46:31maybe i wouldn't have to don't worry baby i'll handle it don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:46piper sweetie are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life
00:46:53okay sweetheart give me two minutes and one phone call as if you have a chef on speed dial actually i do
00:47:02he's such a liar this ought to be hilarious oh it will be
00:47:09sam yeah send the troops and bring that king crab from antarctica i'm already on my way
00:47:15you hear this guy he wants the best king crab in the world from antarctica
00:47:29now i get why you married him eva his silly delusions are just adorable max what are you doing don't
00:47:38worry about it sweetheart santa's already on his way actually five four three two
00:47:46one
00:47:47one
00:47:51a helicopter
00:47:58there's no way
00:48:00how did you pull this off sam is like family i thought i'd introduce you to thanks boss
00:48:10boss eva's always been genuine with me maybe it's time she knew who i really am
00:48:16eva i think it's time you actually know the truth i'm maximus harrison
00:48:21you're the ceo of harrison group
00:48:30come on you can stop kidding around if you were the ceo why would you be here pretending to be my
00:48:37husband no i actually am the ceo come on you can stop the charade okay this is just another favor
00:48:43from that big wig friend isn't it eva i'm not pretending
00:48:46okay mr harrison the antarctic king crab as you requested
00:49:01how is this possible this loser brings antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef who are you
00:49:10i told you i'm eva's husband that chef called him mr harrison wait no hold on
00:49:19you're the actual ceo of the harrison group
00:49:24you're worth more than some whole countries
00:49:27some of the small ones i mean you know that you work for me
00:49:33i insulted my own boss i'm finished
00:49:40oh god i insulted my own boss i'm finished didn't think max would commit this hard pretending
00:49:47to be ceo is a hell of a move worth every penny i'm paying him for tonight your fee stands and with
00:49:54that your career you're fired fired sam
00:49:59god i can't be fired what mr harrison please you can have as much crab as you want please mr harrison
00:50:14i'll do anything guys take out the trash
00:50:17and you oh me mr harrison come on that was a christmas joke a family tradition yeah well there's a new
00:50:32family tradition sam
00:50:39will you do me the honors
00:50:40glassy
00:50:46merry christmas
00:50:47father do something well you kind of deserve that i'm leaving
00:50:57pumpkin my favorite
00:51:04come on sweetie daddy had this crap line just for you
00:51:07eat as much as you want he's ready
00:51:13i am so sorry i ruined your christmas i just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:51:17honestly this is the best christmas i've ever had well if you want we can have many more just like this
00:51:25does he really mean that or is he just playing the part i can't tell and that terrifies me
00:51:31merry christmas miss harrison i brought you a gift here's the paternity test between the boss
00:51:40and that little girl
00:51:46oh this is wonderful sam i have a granddaughter tell me everything miss eva smith single mother
00:51:56small town gal didn't finish high school currently works in retail oh maximus i thought i raised you
00:52:02better a high school dropout in the harrison family what a chance
00:52:12she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter maximus seems to like her silence get me the address
00:52:19where she works it's happy heels on broadway that's nice we own that one good work but take off that stupid hat
00:52:38thanks so your dad insisted that i try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:43it sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law and how about you
00:52:52me yeah are you happy with your new husband
00:53:01eva
00:53:01that birthmark family to me is a big commitment and i don't want any loose ends you know maximus
00:53:19there's so much we don't know so much we're not telling each other uh
00:53:23uh no feelings no complications that's what we agreed upon yeah i didn't sign a contract max yeah i
00:53:32guess you're right well it's cold maybe i'll go grab some more firewood max
00:53:42i need to tell you something
00:53:46something important what's gotten into her is she hiding something just the part where you tell me
00:53:52there's no santa i haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:59piper is
00:54:02piper is mommy daddy my hand hurts
00:54:06sweetie oh my gosh it's all swollen must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:54:11listen you stay here with daddy mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit okay
00:54:17come on pipe
00:54:18okay let me see
00:54:25i promise i won't let anyone hurt you or mommy again but that's not true you're leaving after christmas
00:54:32aren't you
00:54:44don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:49well maybe i don't have to leave well maybe i don't have to leave really please stay daddy
00:54:55you think it was scar
00:55:00i wouldn't worry about it scars make you look like a badass i have one too dad i got that when i was
00:55:13about your age some punk came at me with a switchblade really no way no it was actually a cactus but it's still cool
00:55:22i have something like that on the back of my neck
00:55:30piper how long have you had that my mom said i had that when i was born
00:55:36and how old are you six six that one night stands about seven years ago okay i found the first aid kit
00:55:48ivor are you sure we haven't met before
00:55:52what do i even say and how do i explain it to piper sorry honey this man's your dad and
00:55:58he didn't know you existed until now um yeah can i see your hand speedy eva
00:56:12okay look
00:56:15piper is
00:56:22go on
00:56:28why haven't you picked up my calls i'm telling you max that woman is manipulating you she's a
00:56:57high school dropout doesn't even have a decent job and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:57:04i'm eva's husband max that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on
00:57:14i'm sorry max you can't know piper's your daughter your mother would take her away after christmas it's
00:57:21over
00:57:23eva maximus are you even listening to me no mom mom listen i'm sorry okay eva's my wife and i've made
00:57:32made up my mind i'm not leaving her
00:57:36eva
00:57:41thank you
00:57:46oh thank you
00:57:47this is for you grandma
00:57:48oh wow
00:57:55that's so cool did you make it
00:57:57uh derek this is from uh eva
00:58:00oh thank you so much
00:58:02just thanks guys
00:58:04glad you're here
00:58:04oh
00:58:07oh wow
00:58:09damn these are nice grandpa language little ears
00:58:18piper do you want to go see your present it's in the other room by the train set
00:58:22here i'll go with you remember the song that we sang ready ready grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:58:28we'll be back guys walking home from our house christmas eve
00:58:36you never told me
00:58:39have we met before
00:58:44have we met before she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:52i don't know what you're getting at
00:58:53eva i have the same birthmark as piper
00:59:06i don't know what you're talking about lots of people have birthmarks are very common
00:59:10i feel so awful but i can't lose my child no matter how i feel about him
00:59:17maybe
00:59:20are you okay
00:59:23are the clogs a bad idea
00:59:26no i'm fine
00:59:30um oh i almost forgot
00:59:35i got you this
00:59:37you got me a gift too
00:59:38tis the season
00:59:40open it
00:59:41gloves
00:59:55did you make these
00:59:57yeah
00:59:58i know this is a fake marriage but that's christmas
01:00:02you've already done so much for me i just wanted to do a little something for you
01:00:05how do they feel warm right yeah warm soft
01:00:18perfect
01:00:18thank you even i've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:28really
01:00:30yeah my mom she partied all the time and i got gifts plenty of them but
01:00:35i don't think she ever bought one herself nothing personal well you deserve it
01:00:45you're a good guy
01:00:46and someday you'll find someone special to spend all your christmases with
01:00:53and what if that day's today
01:00:59what if i already found someone special
01:01:03right here
01:01:13thanks we can't if you want me to stop you better tell me right now
01:01:33come on i don't want you to stop
01:01:47no matter how many years pass i still can't resist him
01:01:58that's true
01:02:04i want you
01:02:14god you are driving
01:02:15I can't get this side.
01:02:20Piper!
01:02:29Piper?
01:02:32She can't see us.
01:02:45Eva?
01:02:53Grandma, I'm up here!
01:03:07That was way too close.
01:03:09Yeah.
01:03:11We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:03:16Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:21Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:25You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:32Let me give it to you.
01:03:45What are you calling me to serve me?
01:03:46What are you calling me to serve me?
01:03:47What are you calling me to serve me?
01:03:51Hello?
01:03:52Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:53I'm Max's mother.
01:03:54Name your price.
01:03:55What are you calling me to serve me?
01:03:56What are you calling me to serve me?
01:03:57Hello?
01:03:58Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:59I'm Max's mother.
01:04:00Name your price.
01:04:01What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:02What?
01:04:03What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:04What?
01:04:05We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:06Take the money.
01:04:07Leave my granddaughter with us.
01:04:08And go.
01:04:09My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:10Piper is my daughter.
01:04:11And no amount of money you offer could take me to serve me.
01:04:12What?
01:04:13What?
01:04:14What?
01:04:15What?
01:04:16What?
01:04:17What?
01:04:18What are you calling me to serve me?
01:04:19What are you calling me to serve me?
01:04:20Hello?
01:04:21Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:22I'm Max's mother.
01:04:23Name your price.
01:04:24What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:25What?
01:04:26We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:29Take the money.
01:04:30Leave my granddaughter with us.
01:04:32And go.
01:04:33My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:37Piper is my daughter.
01:04:38And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:41So you keep your money.
01:04:42And I'll leave on my own.
01:04:43But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:49Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:55You okay?
01:04:59Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:05:03So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:05:07What are you talking about?
01:05:09It's over.
01:05:10It's not that hard to understand.
01:05:15Eva, wait!
01:05:19So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:26Max, it's not real.
01:05:28None of it was real.
01:05:30So, this is just a goodbye?
01:05:34Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:37Look.
01:05:39Last night...
01:05:41I let my guard down.
01:05:43But I'm a mother and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:45And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:48Just tell me what you need.
01:05:50I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband.
01:05:53A good father.
01:05:55Just say the word.
01:05:56Say the word.
01:06:02You don't get it.
01:06:04You don't get it.
01:06:12I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:14I won't give up on us.
01:06:19I won't give up on us.
01:06:35Are we here?
01:06:37Yes.
01:06:39As much as I don't want us to be...
01:06:41We're back.
01:06:45Piper.
01:06:46Sweetie, wake up.
01:06:47We're home.
01:06:49How can she just walk away?
01:07:01Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:07:03It's part of the agreement too.
01:07:05Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:07:08Hey, you promised.
01:07:10Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:07:12Can you do this for me please?
01:07:15Alright, fine.
01:07:17When?
01:07:19Two days.
01:07:21I'll come pick you up.
01:07:22No need.
01:07:24Just send me the address on me either.
01:07:25Okay.
01:07:31I know you and mommy thought...
01:07:33But she still really likes you.
01:07:36So don't give up, okay daddy?
01:07:38Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:40If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:42I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:56I love you.
01:07:57I love you.
01:07:58I love you.
01:07:59I love you.
01:08:00I love you.
01:08:01I love you.
01:08:03Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:08:05Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:08:07Boss?
01:08:09Boss?
01:08:13Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:16I need to go win back my family.
01:08:19Family?
01:08:20Boss, you okay?
01:08:22Never better.
01:08:25Go get her, Max.
01:08:29Give it your best smile.
01:08:31Ah, there he is.
01:08:34Maximus, darling.
01:08:36I have some prospects for you.
01:08:38Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:44Oh.
01:08:46I told you.
01:08:47I already found the woman I love.
01:08:48What?
01:08:49Maximus, stop this.
01:08:56That Eva woman is scamming you, son.
01:09:00Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:09:04You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:09:07No, I'm not.
01:09:09Oh?
01:09:11I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:15I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:19What?
01:09:20Oh, that's her.
01:09:34The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:39Hi.
01:09:40Welcome in.
01:09:41Can I help you find something?
01:09:43I want to try those.
01:09:44Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:49Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:54No, no, no.
01:09:57I know what I want.
01:09:59Size seven.
01:10:00Oh, baby can't even walk but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:10:06Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:10:13Ignore her.
01:10:14She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:16Here, let me help you.
01:10:17Come on.
01:10:21She seems kind.
01:10:24I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:30She's just doing her job.
01:10:33How do they feel?
01:10:35Well, I love the style.
01:10:37It's too small.
01:10:39I think I need a size up.
01:10:41Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:45Right away.
01:10:47I'll be right back.
01:10:49She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:51Was I wrong about her?
01:10:54Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:11:11Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:13She can't walk.
01:11:17That's just pure evil.
01:11:20Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:22That's right, Eva.
01:11:23She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:25Who cares?
01:11:26It's the last pair.
01:11:28I get paid commission.
01:11:34I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:37See?
01:11:39This is your whole problem.
01:11:42This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:44I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:48I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:50She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:53People who insult her all day?
01:11:56I'm your manager.
01:12:01Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:12:05I know you're fired.
01:12:11Did I stutter?
01:12:16You don't have to fire me.
01:12:20I quit.
01:12:21I don't work here anymore.
01:12:27Listen.
01:12:29Don't buy the shoes.
01:12:31They're broken.
01:12:32Spend your hard-earned money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:34You're a good person after all.
01:12:37Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:40I'm sorry?
01:12:43Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:46Get out!
01:12:52You're not disabled?
01:12:54Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:58Absolutely shameful.
01:13:00Who are you?
01:13:02I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group
01:13:06and the owner of this store.
01:13:07You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:13:10Mother of the CEO?
01:13:12I am.
01:13:14And you, my dear, are fired!
01:13:17What did I do?
01:13:21You are a good person.
01:13:23From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:30Are you serious?
01:13:32That's right.
01:13:34Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:35You are professional.
01:13:38Responsible.
01:13:40Far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:44You.
01:13:46Out!
01:13:48I'll leave.
01:13:52I'm leaving.
01:13:54I...
01:13:56I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:58No.
01:13:59Don't worry.
01:14:01You're getting a promotion.
01:14:03You deserve it, my dear.
01:14:07First assignment?
01:14:09I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:15Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:17Hm?
01:14:18Okay.
01:14:20Yeah.
01:14:22Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:26I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:28She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:29Of course she lives like this.
01:14:30Ahem.
01:14:31Ahem.
01:14:32Ahem.
01:14:33Ahem.
01:14:35Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:36I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:38Max?
01:14:39Eva?
01:14:40What are you doing here?
01:14:42I, uh...
01:14:43There you are, Eva!
01:14:44Wonderful.
01:14:45Wonderful.
01:14:46We can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:50My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:51What are you talking...
01:15:13That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:18Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:19Stop.
01:15:21And you, you lied to me at the store.
01:15:25You were both just testing me?
01:15:27Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:29I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:31I thought you might be using my son just after his money, but I was wrong.
01:15:36Eva, please.
01:15:37I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:39Not every working class girl is after your money.
01:15:41How could you think that of me?
01:15:44It's not like that, dear.
01:15:47Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:49Mom, what did you do?
01:15:51I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:54We're not together.
01:15:56And I can't love something that was never real.
01:16:02I made a horrible mistake.
01:16:05What are you waiting for, son? Go after her.
01:16:08Eva.
01:16:12Let me go.
01:16:13I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:15We come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:16Stop pretending like you care.
01:16:18I'm not pretending.
01:16:19Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:21And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:29Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:32Max, you came.
01:16:34God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:16:39I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:43Just say the word.
01:16:47See?
01:16:50Stop fighting.
01:16:53We belong together.
01:16:55You're wrong.
01:16:57Wrong about what?
01:16:59That you care?
01:17:00Or we belong together?
01:17:02Look, I already told you.
01:17:04We're from two completely different worlds.
01:17:06Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:10I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:15Eva.
01:17:19Eva!
01:17:21I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:23Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:25Ow!
01:17:31Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:35Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:37Come here.
01:17:46No, you're not fine.
01:17:47You're sad.
01:17:50I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:51I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:55I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:18:03Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:06Love bug.
01:18:07You're right.
01:18:10What am I doing?
01:18:11Running like a coward?
01:18:14I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:17Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:20I believe in you.
01:18:21What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:18:24I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:29Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:31Piper is his daughter.
01:18:38Enough sulking.
01:18:40Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:43Don't you think I want to?
01:18:46She doesn't want me.
01:18:47I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:49Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:51You can't abandon her.
01:18:52Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:54I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:57And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:19:01What are you talking about?
01:19:03I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:06Piper is your daughter.
01:19:09What?
01:19:10See for yourself.
01:19:17I was right.
01:19:18Seven years ago.
01:19:20New Year's.
01:19:21That woman was Eva.
01:19:24Eva.
01:19:34Hey.
01:19:36Daddy.
01:19:38Daddy.
01:19:39Piper.
01:19:41I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:50You came back.
01:19:51You came back.
01:19:54I, uh...
01:19:56Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:20:04I, uh...
01:20:05I was scared.
01:20:08But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:11Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:14Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:18I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:23Piper is your daughter.
01:20:25You knew.
01:20:26My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:28Hey, Mom.
01:20:29Oh.
01:20:32Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:35But you've known this whole time?
01:20:36I was scared, okay?
01:20:38I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:40I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:43How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:45I love you, Eva.
01:20:59I love you, too.
01:21:02I promise.
01:21:03For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:05As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:20Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:23For real this time?
01:21:24Yes.
01:21:26Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:32Yes.
01:21:32Hi.
01:21:35Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas,
01:21:42and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:47I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:54Who's that?
01:21:56Eva!
01:21:59Take me back!
01:22:02I'm sorry, I'm sure you're tired!
01:22:05Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:10Again.
01:22:13No?
01:22:14Not funny?
01:22:15I'm sorry.
01:22:16I'm sorry.
01:22:16I'm sorry.
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