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My Crush Thinks I'm A Boy Full EP
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00:00:00I've always tried to blend in at Queensville Academy.
00:00:08Stay invisible.
00:00:12But...
00:00:21Aww, Ari!
00:00:23You're twinkling like a dollar store ornament!
00:00:28I think she's gonna cry.
00:00:29Good! Glitter sticks better to tears.
00:00:32Have a pathetic summer, loser.
00:00:38I don't belong here.
00:00:39The only thing that keeps me going...
00:00:42...is fencing.
00:00:47My pride and joy.
00:00:53En garde?
00:00:54Pret?
00:00:56Olé!
00:01:00Halt!
00:01:01Point.
00:01:03Great effort, Ari.
00:01:05Do you think community colleges even have fencing teams?
00:01:08I don't know.
00:01:10They're poor.
00:01:11I wouldn't be able to afford a fancy school anyway.
00:01:14I have to save every penny for my mom's cancer treatment.
00:01:17We'll find a way.
00:01:18Stanford's offering a full scholarship and a hundred grand.
00:01:28This is a chance to save my mom.
00:01:29But only if you make the boys team and win nationals.
00:01:32All I need is a fake name.
00:01:34Fake transcript.
00:01:36And to convince everyone I'm a boy.
00:01:37All right, Ari.
00:01:38Time to man up.
00:01:39Literally.
00:01:40Hey, I'm Ari.
00:01:41Hey, I'm Ari.
00:01:42I'm Ari.
00:01:43Come on, guys.
00:01:44Hurry up.
00:01:45Let's go.
00:01:46Let's go.
00:01:47First day pretending to be a boy.
00:01:48Please God.
00:01:49Let this work.
00:01:51You look like you don't belong.
00:01:54Everyone line up on the strip.
00:01:56Come on.
00:01:57Let's go.
00:01:58Let's go.
00:01:59Let's go.
00:02:00Let's go.
00:02:01Let's go.
00:02:02Hey, I'm Ari.
00:02:03I'm Ari.
00:02:04I'm Ari.
00:02:05I'm Ari.
00:02:07I'm Ari.
00:02:08Come on, guys.
00:02:09Hurry up.
00:02:10Let's go.
00:02:11Let's go.
00:02:12First day pretending to be a boy.
00:02:15Everyone line up on the strip.
00:02:20Watch it.
00:02:21No kidding.
00:02:23Wait.
00:02:24Is that...
00:02:25Julian Blake?
00:02:29My biggest crush?
00:02:32Is that...
00:02:33Julian Blake?
00:02:44Hi.
00:02:45Hi.
00:02:46Hi.
00:03:01Oh, I am so sick.
00:03:03Oh.
00:03:08See you later.
00:03:10Star girl.
00:03:11But he never did.
00:03:13Until now.
00:03:14Please.
00:03:15Don't let him recognize me.
00:03:21Yo.
00:03:22Julian.
00:03:26Line up.
00:03:27Now.
00:03:36And you are.
00:03:37The new twink boy.
00:03:40Ari.
00:03:44Us.
00:03:45Arius Sherman.
00:03:46Sir.
00:03:47Ari-ass.
00:03:48Coach, what's a shrimp like that doing at King's Field?
00:03:50I can't believe he's this cocky.
00:03:52Guess we'll find out.
00:03:53Everyone partner up.
00:03:54Arius.
00:03:56You're with Julian.
00:03:59Got it.
00:04:00Sir.
00:04:02Sure you're not here for the mask out tryouts?
00:04:04We can use a new gopher.
00:04:05Uh, yeah.
00:04:06I'm sure.
00:04:07I don't care how tiny you are, I'm not going easy on you.
00:04:13En garde.
00:04:14Print.
00:04:16L.A.
00:04:21Point.
00:04:22Arius.
00:04:23You're fast, shrimp.
00:04:24L.A.
00:04:26Point.
00:04:27Julian.
00:04:28Not fast enough.
00:04:29So cocky.
00:04:30L.A.
00:04:31FACKF!
00:04:33FCKF!
00:04:34New
00:04:39Light
00:04:41The End
00:04:46Frunk
00:04:58thanks wait was that too girly I mean thank you room assignments are posted
00:05:06practice starts at 6 a.m. sharp don't be late I'm doing this for you mom hey
00:05:22really Julian oh my god told you to watch it new kid I'm rooming with my biggest crush
00:05:41dude for real you gotta forget about the chick who ghosted you she's not worth it
00:05:54dude shut up dude but I don't even know her name yeah I can't stop thinking about her now shut up
00:06:00wait is he talking about me dude can't believe you're rooming with the string bean looks like
00:06:09he's in a Korean boy band oh what you hiding in there oh this is a mama's boy this your sister
00:06:17Arias hook me up bro yeah you sure you want kids with pipsqueak genetics you don't mind I'm pretty
00:06:24tired so I'm gonna head to bed early yeah boys we got to make sure our star athlete gets a beauty
00:06:31sleep don't choke tomorrow Arias for someone so mean his body sure is nice
00:06:49what are you looking at shrimp oh shit he caught me checking him out nothing
00:06:59nothing bro just your six-pack huh yeah do me a favor don't look at me at all it's fucking weird
00:07:16hey Julie you hanging out with us tonight Nicholas has a case of beers in his room let's go dude
00:07:23dude why the hell is coach bringing on some kid who needs a booster seat on the team
00:07:28I thought pretending to be a boy was hard enough now I have to be roommates with my crush
00:07:32I need a cold shower
00:07:49hopefully I'm the only one hitting the boys bathroom in the middle of the night
00:07:55it's just me using the water pressure garbage in here
00:08:18no no no no no no no not him anyone but him
00:08:26Ari is that you uh yeah you know just taking a late night rinse bro
00:08:33hey weren't you asleep like five minutes ago
00:08:35insomnia I didn't even notice you're gone
00:08:38I came here to cool off not meltdown
00:08:45Can I borrow your shampoo?
00:08:48Do you have some or not?
00:08:51Yeah, just one second.
00:09:02I think my grandma uses the shampoo.
00:09:04Oh, God. Lavender, vanilla? Stupid.
00:09:07Yeah, I must have packed my sister's plant with steak.
00:09:12Arias! Wait till it's late enough so you can cry in the shower?
00:09:17What are you two doing here?
00:09:18Oh, Freddy saw Arias ducking into the bathroom.
00:09:21How do we find out if the new kid's got a sword or a butter knife?
00:09:24Maybe I'll just skip showering for the rest of the year.
00:09:30Don't!
00:09:31Am I tripping or is there a girl in the boy's bathroom?
00:09:42Nope. We must be high or something.
00:09:44Dude, have you even gone through fever yet? Your body's smoother than a Ken doll.
00:09:48I shave, okay? Aerodynamics makes me quicker on the fencing strip.
00:09:52Ah, bro's rocking a toddler-sized lightsaber over there.
00:09:55Can't even reach the urinal.
00:09:58Raising a boy who cries in the shower.
00:10:00Your mom must be proud, huh?
00:10:03Alright, boys, that's enough hazing for one night.
00:10:05Give the kid a break, right?
00:10:06Oh!
00:10:07Watch yourself, Arias.
00:10:09You might be his type.
00:10:10Shut the fuck up, dude.
00:10:12Alright, alright.
00:10:16Uh, next time, just lock the door.
00:10:20Alright, thanks.
00:10:23Thanks, bro!
00:10:27If he looks at me like that again, I'm done for.
00:10:35Talk to insurance again. Still no luck.
00:10:37Thinking of selling the car, you should cover at least part of the surgery deposit.
00:10:41She's already sacrificed everything for me.
00:10:44Now it's my turn to save her for once.
00:10:50Stand up.
00:10:53Stand up.
00:10:55Stand up.
00:10:56Now!
00:11:01Arias, don't tell me you came unprepared on your first official day.
00:11:03Where's your glove?
00:11:04Sir, I...
00:11:05Answer me, where's your glove?
00:11:07It was in my bag last night, but I think that maybe someone left.
00:11:11Be professional, Arias.
00:11:12Keep your eyes on your stuff.
00:11:14Of course Mason stole my glove.
00:11:16Really? The shower wasn't enough?
00:11:18Look, I can't deal with any excuses on this team.
00:11:20Run laps.
00:11:21Now!
00:11:26Hey!
00:11:27Enough fooling around.
00:11:28On the strip.
00:11:29It's time for practice.
00:11:32Attention!
00:11:33Line up, boys.
00:11:34I want you boys to remember that only top two fencers can qualify for a shot at the Stanford
00:11:46Full Ride and the $100,000 prize.
00:11:49Right now, Julian is ranked number one.
00:11:51Mason, you're number two.
00:11:52Let's go!
00:11:53And Arias is number three.
00:11:55Aww.
00:11:56Stuck in bronze metal land.
00:11:57Hey, you should be proud.
00:11:58Third place is great.
00:11:59For someone with T-Rex arms.
00:12:01I'm gonna wipe that smug smile off his face.
00:12:05Coach.
00:12:06I want to bench Julian.
00:12:11I want to bench Julian.
00:12:12I want to bench Julian.
00:12:14Fine.
00:12:15Gear up.
00:12:16Desert.
00:12:17Oh, yay.
00:12:18I mean, uh, sick or whatever.
00:12:19En garde.
00:12:20Prep.
00:12:21Ale.
00:12:22Point.
00:12:23Julian.
00:12:24You good.
00:12:25Ale.
00:12:26Point.
00:12:27Julian again.
00:12:30You good.
00:12:31Ale.
00:12:32Point.
00:12:33Pre-
00:12:34Ale!
00:12:36Point, Julian.
00:12:41Ale!
00:12:43Point, Julian again.
00:12:47You good?
00:12:51Ale!
00:12:53Point, Julian, match.
00:12:58Coach, this isn't my glove.
00:13:00I don't care.
00:13:01Good fencers don't make excuses for their equipment.
00:13:03National Trouts is in one week.
00:13:05Right now, you are number three.
00:13:07That's not good enough to make it.
00:13:08But I will be.
00:13:14I can beat Mason and Julian.
00:13:16I can win.
00:13:19Marius!
00:13:22What the fuck are you doing here, bro?
00:13:26What the fuck are you doing here, bro?
00:13:27I'm practicing to beat you.
00:13:31Shit, man.
00:13:31You're intense.
00:13:36Hey, I know it was Mason who took your glove.
00:13:38I don't know why he's so petty.
00:13:41Got it back for you.
00:13:42Yeah.
00:13:43Don't lose it again.
00:13:46Thanks.
00:13:47You didn't have to.
00:13:48All right.
00:13:49Stop acting like a girl.
00:13:50Besides, I'd rather beat you fair and square.
00:14:01Did you grow up around here?
00:14:02No.
00:14:04You?
00:14:05Yeah, I did.
00:14:06But I swear to God, I've seen you somewhere before.
00:14:08It's crazy.
00:14:12I swear to God, I've seen you somewhere before.
00:14:14It's crazy.
00:14:16Let me know if I cross the line.
00:14:17Okay.
00:14:18That's fencing.
00:14:19You're supposed to.
00:14:24Does he recognize me from the night we hooked up last year?
00:14:27Did you compete at regionals?
00:14:29No.
00:14:29Or, uh, not around here anyways.
00:14:32Where?
00:14:34What do I say?
00:14:35What do I say?
00:14:36New York.
00:14:40It's just I met someone at regionals.
00:14:42Fast, like you.
00:14:44You meet a lot of people at those tournaments.
00:14:49Yeah.
00:14:54This person looked just like you.
00:14:58Like, same facial structure, similar build, honestly.
00:15:02The only thing is, um, that person was a girl.
00:15:10That person was a girl.
00:15:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, wrong person, bro.
00:15:16Definitely not a girl.
00:15:23A hundred percent.
00:15:25A dude.
00:15:32All right, Arias.
00:15:36Catch you later, number.
00:15:41Maybe I should have just told him.
00:15:43No.
00:15:44I'm here for my mom.
00:15:45Nothing is more important than winning that money.
00:15:53What are you doing up so early?
00:15:55Figured I'd get a head start.
00:15:56Hmm.
00:16:05Okay.
00:16:06Breathe.
00:16:07He's just walking.
00:16:09Toward you.
00:16:10Totally normal.
00:16:16Oh, God.
00:16:17Is he about to make a move?
00:16:22Dude.
00:16:23What are you doing, dude?
00:16:24You're standing in front of my deodorant.
00:16:28Right.
00:16:29Yeah.
00:16:30No problem.
00:16:38See you at practice, Arias.
00:16:39Ah, you think a couple extra hours is going to make you anything but a Happy Meal toy?
00:16:54Hey!
00:16:56I'm talking to you, shrimp.
00:16:58What's that?
00:17:09What the fuck, bro?
00:17:10You're defending the shrimp?
00:17:11Yeah.
00:17:12Toothpick here thinks he can practice without the rest of us.
00:17:13Let me teach him a lesson.
00:17:14I don't like disturbances when I work out.
00:17:15Okay.
00:17:16Thanks.
00:17:17Thanks.
00:17:18Don't worry about him.
00:17:19He's obviously intimidated.
00:17:20By me?
00:17:21Yeah.
00:17:22You're a threat to him.
00:17:23Huh.
00:17:24You're a threat.
00:17:25I guess I am.
00:17:31Thanks. Again.
00:17:38Don't worry about him. He's obviously intimidated.
00:17:42By me?
00:17:43Yeah. You're a threat to him.
00:17:45Huh. You're a threat? I guess I am.
00:17:49Don't sell yourself short, shrimp. You've got skills.
00:17:52Hey, uh, there's a party tonight. Everyone on the team's going. You should come.
00:17:56Oh, yeah? Sounds cool.
00:17:59Cool. I'll send you the details.
00:18:01And, um, it's a pool party. Bring trunks.
00:18:05Did you just say pool party?
00:18:09A pool party? As Arius, this is a terrible idea.
00:18:15On the other hand, Julian will be there, too.
00:18:18Oh, Jesus. Sorry. Sorry. I didn't see anything.
00:18:43You saw everything.
00:18:45No, I didn't. I mean, maybe. I don't know.
00:18:48Dude, have you ever heard a knocking?
00:18:50I'm sorry, man. I thought you were at the library.
00:18:53What happened to that girl that was in here?
00:19:03Oh, she was embarrassed.
00:19:06Took a walk of shame.
00:19:08Out the window.
00:19:09She jumped out the window?
00:19:10Yeah, dude. Real gymnast-type beat. She was going to surf this alley on my shit.
00:19:14Shit. A gymnast? Goddamn, dude. We gotta put a sock on that doorknob or something.
00:19:18Yeah, dude. Totally. No arguments here.
00:19:20Yeah.
00:19:21How was she?
00:19:24Uh, soft?
00:19:27She was soft?
00:19:27I mean, beautiful. Like, emotionally beautiful.
00:19:32Shit, Arius, you write poetry now.
00:19:34No, I mean, she was smoking hot like boobies and breast titties.
00:19:40You name it, she got it, brother.
00:19:41Oh, damn.
00:19:42We had a...
00:19:44Fuck.
00:19:45Yeah, I didn't realize you pulled like that.
00:19:51We had a three-year-old sex and underage drinking.
00:19:59Oh!
00:20:00Oh!
00:20:01Oh!
00:20:02Oh!
00:20:03Oh!
00:20:04Oh!
00:20:04Oh!
00:20:05Oh!
00:20:05Oh!
00:20:06Oh!
00:20:07Oh!
00:20:08Oh!
00:20:09Oh!
00:20:10Oh!
00:20:11Oh!
00:20:12Oh!
00:20:13Oh!
00:20:14Oh!
00:20:15Oh!
00:20:16Oh!
00:20:17Oh!
00:20:18Oh!
00:20:19Oh!
00:20:20Oh!
00:20:21Oh!
00:20:21I'm still a virgin.
00:20:22Oh!
00:20:23Oh!
00:20:28Oh!
00:20:29Kiss her!
00:20:30Come on, rules are rules.
00:20:32Let's get this over with, Tiny Tim.
00:20:34What's the matter, Arius?
00:20:35Afraid of a little lip action?
00:20:37Maybe you'd rather kiss Julian.
00:20:40Julian?
00:20:41It's nothing like that.
00:20:42It better not be.
00:20:43He's mined.
00:20:44Even if he's a little confused about it right now.
00:20:47Oh, I'll just take the dinner.
00:20:49Virgin!
00:20:50Fine.
00:20:52Fine!
00:20:53Ugh!
00:20:55I dare you.
00:20:56Take off your shirt and jump in.
00:21:00Take it off.
00:21:01Take it off!
00:21:02Take it off!
00:21:03Take it off!
00:21:04Take it off!
00:21:07Take it off!
00:21:09Take it up!
00:21:10Take it off!
00:21:10Take it off!
00:21:11Take it off! Take it off!
00:21:13What? You're wearing a bikini under there?
00:21:15Oh!
00:21:17Oh!
00:21:19Oh!
00:21:21Oh!
00:21:23Oh!
00:21:25Oh!
00:21:31Oh!
00:21:41Oh!
00:21:51Yo, is she dead?
00:21:53Dude. Come on, buddy. Stay with me.
00:21:55Come on.
00:21:59Come on.
00:22:03He's never looked at me like that.
00:22:05Did you just kiss me?
00:22:13Did you just kiss me?
00:22:15You were breathing, bro.
00:22:16You could've just called 911.
00:22:17Oh, yeah. I wouldn't have gotten to save your sorry ass.
00:22:19Someone get these guys a room?
00:22:21Okay, Prince Charming. When do I get my mouth-to-mouth?
00:22:24What's wrong? The little make-out sash got you all hot and bothered?
00:22:29This guy, am I right?
00:22:31You're an asshole, bro.
00:22:33What'd I do?
00:22:35Okay, seriously?
00:22:37What is with him and the new kid?
00:22:43You can't let Mason get to you.
00:22:45He's been under crazy pressure since he was three years old.
00:22:48His dad's an Olympia and his brother's at Harvard.
00:22:50He's just not meant for third place.
00:22:52Even if that's all he's ever gonna be.
00:22:54Still, that's no excuse to treat someone like shit.
00:22:56Why didn't you just take your shirt off?
00:23:00Because...
00:23:02I skipped bicep day.
00:23:05For three years straight.
00:23:08Hmm.
00:23:09You're a weird dude, Arias.
00:23:10You train before sunrise.
00:23:11You shower in the middle of the night.
00:23:13You flinch whenever anyone touches you.
00:23:15It's almost like you're hiding something.
00:23:19Are you?
00:23:23It's almost like you're hiding something.
00:23:24Are you?
00:23:34He can't find out that was me.
00:23:36I have to think of something.
00:23:37Quick.
00:23:38Quick.
00:23:39I'm hiding the fact that your hair looks terrible wet.
00:23:48You know, one of these days you're gonna tell me what's really going on.
00:23:52I...
00:23:55Weirdest dude I've ever met.
00:23:56All right.
00:23:59Deposit due.
00:24:0120,000.
00:24:02Immediate payment required to continue treatment.
00:24:07Everything okay?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10It's nothing.
00:24:12Family stuff.
00:24:13Hey don't touch that.
00:24:22Why not?
00:24:23Shit.
00:24:24He's gonna find out who I am.
00:24:26Hey don't touch that.
00:24:27Why not?
00:24:28Shit.
00:24:29He's gonna find out who I am.
00:24:31It's private.
00:24:32Shit Arias, you and your girl don't know about phones.
00:24:34He thinks I'm carrying around a naked Polaroid as someone?
00:24:36No, it's nothing like that!
00:24:42Who is this?
00:24:44It's my sister!
00:24:45Dude!
00:24:48I know her!
00:24:51We met at a tournament last year.
00:24:52I took her to a party.
00:24:53I thought we had a connection, but I never saw her again.
00:24:56Yo, could you give me her number?
00:24:59Really, Julian?
00:25:01You're gonna ask for my fake sister's number before you ask for mine?
00:25:04Yeah, 310-5555-604.
00:25:07310-5555-604?
00:25:09You know your sister's number by heart?
00:25:12Yeah, she's my emergency contact.
00:25:15All right, I'm texting her now.
00:25:19Please tell me he didn't just hear that.
00:25:28Must have been my email.
00:25:31Pew!
00:25:35Dude, she's already texting me back.
00:25:38This is crazy!
00:25:39She remembers me.
00:25:45This is officially the dumbest thing I've ever done.
00:26:01I don't know.
00:26:02I don't know.
00:26:03Dude, your sister's super cool.
00:26:04And funny.
00:26:07Yeah, what else?
00:26:09Smoking hot.
00:26:11Really?
00:26:13I mean, dude!
00:26:15Seriously, that's my sister you're talking about.
00:26:17My bad.
00:26:23You think she'd go out with me?
00:26:25Oh my gosh.
00:26:26Did I just score a date with Julian Blake?
00:26:29Totally.
00:26:29Yeah, I want to make sure.
00:26:37You're cool with me dating your sister, right?
00:26:39Yes.
00:26:41I mean, yeah.
00:26:43Yeah, it's cool, bro.
00:26:44Hide for you, man.
00:26:46Don't get her pregnant.
00:26:52You're a weird dude, Arias.
00:26:55See ya.
00:26:56This is insane.
00:27:12Probably the most insane thing I've ever done.
00:27:19Should I really go on a date with Julian?
00:27:21Hell yes!
00:27:22Yes!
00:27:23Make a penny skirt on, on, on, on, on, on, on.
00:27:28Take her to falling cause I make rich a rich a rich a rich.
00:27:32Send your breath baby, I'm not going home with y'all.
00:27:35Wow, you look, now you look, so do you, hi, Julian, hi,
00:28:05entertain me.
00:28:21Whoa!
00:28:24He knows, he knows, he knows.
00:28:27What?
00:28:28What's wrong?
00:28:29Nothing, you just, you smell like really familiar.
00:28:34Oh, uh, um...
00:28:37Yeah, it's just, you smell like, exactly like your brother.
00:28:45Well, uh, maybe it's the same deodorant we buy in bulk from Costco.
00:28:54Can't beat that deal.
00:28:57You and Arya's close?
00:28:59I guess.
00:29:01He's pretty cool.
00:29:04We use the same Spotify premium.
00:29:07Sibling stuff.
00:29:09I mean, it's uncanny.
00:29:10It's like, it's the way you stand, it's the shape of your face.
00:29:13He's my big brother, so...
00:29:18Great!
00:29:19He thinks I smell like my fake twin brother.
00:29:21He's already connecting the dots.
00:29:23Come on, I want to show you something.
00:29:25You're telling me Arya's was afraid of the dark till he was 12 years old?
00:29:35He would ask me to check for monsters under his bed every night.
00:29:39Same cue to face down half the fencing team without flinching.
00:29:42It's like I'm getting all the behind-the-scenes secrets.
00:29:48And what about you?
00:29:51You have any secrets?
00:29:54You have any secrets?
00:29:55I...
00:29:56I'm pretty boring, actually.
00:30:02I don't think that's true.
00:30:04Our texts, you're funny, you're smart, you're sharp.
00:30:08You don't take any of my shit.
00:30:10It's refreshing.
00:30:11That night in my dorm...
00:30:19I thought we really had a connection.
00:30:22I was a little disappointed when you just left.
00:30:26I thought so, too.
00:30:29Then why not?
00:30:33I...
00:30:34freaked out.
00:30:35I always end up here when I'm overwhelmed.
00:30:43My mom used to take me here.
00:30:45Clear my head after a match.
00:30:47You know, especially after a loss.
00:30:51Do you come here a lot?
00:30:54You know...
00:30:56It's my first time back.
00:30:59Since she died.
00:31:04I'm so sorry.
00:31:05I didn't mean to...
00:31:05Ari, it's okay.
00:31:07It's been a long time.
00:31:10I should be thinking about how risky this is.
00:31:13But all I can think about is how warm he feels.
00:31:16Oh my, here we go.
00:31:31Feels like we're on a roll.
00:31:34It's the summer of love in the city.
00:31:37We're chasing something great.
00:31:39Why don't we celebrate?
00:31:42It's the time of my life when you're with me.
00:31:45I like these nights with you.
00:31:49It's feeling like the start of something new.
00:31:57I don't want the night to end.
00:31:59Neither do I.
00:32:00I've seen that birthmark before.
00:32:18On your brother.
00:32:19I don't want the night to end.
00:32:39Well...
00:32:40Your place?
00:32:41Your place?
00:32:58I've spent weeks in this room pretending to be someone I'm not.
00:33:02Now I'm here as me, and somehow it's even weirder.
00:33:06Hi.
00:33:07Let me know if I cross the line.
00:33:08That's fencing. You're supposed to.
00:33:15You can spend the night if you want.
00:33:17Your brother was super cool to give us this room.
00:33:20I should probably get back.
00:33:22Okay.
00:33:23And drive you home.
00:33:25My place is kind of far away though.
00:33:30How about you?
00:33:32Drop me off at the train.
00:33:34What?
00:33:35I'm not taking you to a train station at night. Are you crazy?
00:33:41Julian, now is like the worst time to be chivalrous.
00:33:44Maybe you can just drop me off at Queensfield.
00:33:46Oh.
00:33:48Door to Queensfield for this hour.
00:33:50Yeah, sure, that's not far at all.
00:33:51I had a really nice time tonight.
00:34:08I'd love to see you again.
00:34:10I'd like that too.
00:34:11Who is that slut getting out of Julian's car?
00:34:27That loser?
00:34:29Ari Sherwood?
00:34:31I'm gonna kill her!
00:34:35She'll soon learn that no one touches Julian.
00:34:38He's mine.
00:34:40Did you guys break up like months ago?
00:34:43We were on a break!
00:34:50Hi. Just here to drop something off for Julian.
00:34:52I caught you, Ari Sherwood!
00:35:02What is Blair doing here? This can't be happening.
00:35:06I caught you, Ari Sherwood!
00:35:08What is Blair doing here? This can't be happening.
00:35:10What the hell are you doing, Ari?
00:35:15What are you staring at, Curve?
00:35:16Oh my gosh, you are actually trying to pass yourself off as a boy so you can go here!
00:35:20This is not what it looks like.
00:35:22Relax.
00:35:24I'm not gonna tell Julian.
00:35:26Yet.
00:35:28Whatever she's planning, it can't be good.
00:35:31Oh my gosh, you're so funny!
00:35:34Myer?
00:35:36What the hell are you doing here?
00:35:38Oh my gosh, you're so funny!
00:35:41Myer?
00:35:42What the hell are you doing here?
00:35:44Ari is.
00:35:46Hey.
00:35:47Yes, Ari is!
00:35:49I was just chatting with Ari is, he's so funny!
00:35:51Hold on.
00:35:53Okay.
00:35:55I'm gonna go back in our room now.
00:35:57Can I sleep over, Julian?
00:35:59You'd better say no, Julian.
00:36:01Blair, we broke up two months ago, I moved on.
00:36:03Moved on?
00:36:05To who, Pookie?
00:36:07It doesn't matter, just not you.
00:36:09And don't call me that, I hated it when we were together.
00:36:12I know it's you!
00:36:13I saw you get out of his car.
00:36:15But, I'm not gonna tell Julian about your little ruse.
00:36:19Why?
00:36:21If he finds out, he may feel sorry for you.
00:36:24He might even...
00:36:26like you more.
00:36:27And I'm not letting that happen.
00:36:33You're gonna stay away from him.
00:36:37You're gonna stay away from him.
00:36:39No flirting, no coffee dates, no texting, I don't even want you sending him a TikTok!
00:36:44Because if I find Ari anywhere near him,
00:36:47every single person in the school will know exactly who you are.
00:36:52And you'll lose everything.
00:36:54Hmm.
00:36:56I heard your mom is sick.
00:36:59Right?
00:37:01We have done all the tests and the results have come back that we are dealing with cancer.
00:37:07Well, I'd hate for you to lose your only chance at the scholarship and the prize money.
00:37:13Do we have an understanding, Arius?
00:37:16Aureus?
00:37:21Dewey?
00:37:23Yes.
00:37:25Good!
00:37:27Toodles!
00:37:28Julian!
00:37:42What's with the wonder in us?
00:37:44Sorry, coach.
00:37:49I'm just gonna get some water.
00:37:54Yo, have you heard from your sister?
00:37:57No, why?
00:37:59I just thought things were going well between us.
00:38:03Guess I was wrong.
00:38:17I really wish I didn't have to do this, but my mom's treatment is more important than a boy.
00:38:21Come on!
00:38:35Blair, I'm not in the mood.
00:38:37You look like you could use a distraction!
00:38:40We're taking a walk!
00:38:42I don't know.
00:38:43Are you gonna make me drag you the whole way?
00:38:45Fresh air could help you get out of this, um, bunk.
00:38:48Hold on!
00:38:49You've got that dry lip thing.
00:38:50Blair, I'm good.
00:38:51Shh!
00:38:52I like taking care of you.
00:38:54Oh my gosh, Arius!
00:38:55I didn't realize you were standing right there!
00:38:56Don't his lips look so much better?
00:38:58Softer!
00:38:59Softer!
00:39:00Kissable!
00:39:01Even!
00:39:02I guess I was wrong about Julian Blake.
00:39:03All of the rumors are true.
00:39:04He really is a player.
00:39:10I can't have him.
00:39:11I can't have him.
00:39:12I guess he's not going to be a player.
00:39:15You're up against Julian next.
00:39:16Oh my gosh, Arius!
00:39:17I didn't realize you were standing right there!
00:39:18Don't his lips look so much better?
00:39:19Softer!
00:39:20Kissable, even!
00:39:21I guess I was wrong about Julian Blake.
00:39:23All of the rumors are true.
00:39:25He really is a player.
00:39:26All right, Aris. You're up against Julian next.
00:39:35If I can't have him, I guess I'll just have to beat him.
00:39:40If I can't have him, I guess I'll just have to beat him.
00:39:45LA!
00:39:49Coming at me like it's national.
00:39:57Aris, I love the fire. Keep that up. That's what I want to see.
00:40:09Point. Julian.
00:40:10What's going on, Dean? You trying to kill me or something?
00:40:12Don't tell me you're afraid of a little competition.
00:40:14Afraid? Please. I just didn't realize we were playing for blood.
00:40:19Point. Julian.
00:40:38Are you okay?
00:40:46I'm fine!
00:40:49What are you sneaking off to, shrimp?
00:40:54Not now, Mason.
00:40:55Oh, you think you're hot shit now? I was top two before you arrived.
00:40:59Let's see how well you do without your blade, huh?
00:41:07Put the stick down.
00:41:08Back off!
00:41:09Mason!
00:41:10Mason!
00:41:11Chill, Julian! What the fuck, bro?
00:41:15It's enough, dude. Lay off him.
00:41:17What is he? Your boyfriend now?
00:41:19You're gonna braid each other's hair next?
00:41:21You do deserve each other.
00:41:26You do deserve each other.
00:41:27You do deserve each other.
00:41:31You do deserve each other.
00:41:38You think I wanted you to swoop in and save me?
00:41:40No, I think you have a death wish picking fights with dudes twice your size.
00:41:43They started it!
00:41:45I don't need you protecting me!
00:41:46I can take care of myself!
00:41:47Arius, if this is about our scrimmage...
00:41:50I am trying my best!
00:41:52Okay?
00:41:53I train!
00:41:54I don't sleep!
00:41:55I do everything right!
00:41:56And yet you still kicked my ass out there!
00:41:59I sure wouldn't.
00:42:01Everyone loses.
00:42:03Even me.
00:42:04Yeah, well when you lose,
00:42:06you're still you.
00:42:08When I lose,
00:42:10I feel like everything I've been fighting for doesn't matter.
00:42:15You got more heart
00:42:17than anyone on this team.
00:42:20But you fence angry.
00:42:23You don't have to fight the world every time you pick up a sword.
00:42:28What am I doing here, Julian?
00:42:33You're proving that you belong.
00:42:37Which you do.
00:42:39Even if you don't believe it.
00:42:53Whatever you do.
00:42:55Arius, if this is about your sister...
00:42:58I tried, bro.
00:42:59I took her on an amazing date.
00:43:01And she told me she never wanted to see me again.
00:43:03Shit, if she texted me right now,
00:43:06I'd go out with her again.
00:43:08Even if it meant missing practice to do it.
00:43:11I don't know.
00:43:13I just want to see her again.
00:43:16Julian Blake,
00:43:17I would do almost anything to tell you the truth right now.
00:43:20But I can't.
00:43:21Is my nose bleeding?
00:43:22Hmm?
00:43:23I, um...
00:43:24I think my nose is bleeding,
00:43:25so...
00:43:26I'm gonna go in the bathroom and check.
00:43:27Just go and tell them how you really feel, Ari.
00:43:28If he likes you, he'll understand.
00:43:30Come on, you can ask him to the formal dance tonight.
00:43:34Go up here.
00:43:35Dude.
00:43:37Surprise!
00:43:39Blair?
00:43:40What are you doing here?
00:43:41You're going to the formal, right?
00:43:42Because if you weren't, you're going now.
00:43:43Blair, I...
00:43:44Save it.
00:43:45I picked it myself.
00:43:46For a man.
00:43:47You're going to the formal, right?
00:43:48Because if you weren't, you're going now.
00:43:49Blair, I...
00:43:50Save it.
00:43:51I picked it myself.
00:43:52For a man who needs to dress like one.
00:43:53You really shouldn't have.
00:43:54Of course I did.
00:43:55Who else would save you from wearing another tragic flannel?
00:43:57Alright, we're going as friends.
00:43:58That's it.
00:43:59Just so we're clear.
00:44:00Jillian, there's something.
00:44:01Ari!
00:44:02Hey!
00:44:03Jillian!
00:44:04Hey!
00:44:05Jillian!
00:44:06Hey!
00:44:07Jillian!
00:44:08Hey!
00:44:09Jillian!
00:44:10What are you doing here?
00:44:11You're going to the formal, right?
00:44:12Because if you weren't, you're going now.
00:44:13You're going now.
00:44:14Blair, I...
00:44:15Save it.
00:44:16I picked it myself.
00:44:17For a man who needs to dress like one.
00:44:18You really shouldn't have.
00:44:19Of course I did.
00:44:20Who else would save you from wearing another tragic flannel?
00:44:21Alright, we're going as friends.
00:44:22Jillian just asked me to go to the formal with him.
00:44:23Well, not exactly.
00:44:24Are you going?
00:44:25I, uh...
00:44:26Well, if I'm going, he's coming with me.
00:44:27He's my wingman.
00:44:28I'd really rather not.
00:44:29That's a level!
00:44:30A chaperone date.
00:44:31He couldn't wait to move on, could he?
00:44:32Right back to Blair.
00:44:33Hey, Jillian.
00:44:34Come on.
00:44:35Let's dance.
00:44:36Where?
00:44:37Where?
00:44:38Don't make me ask twice.
00:44:39Mm-hmm.
00:44:40You're kind of cute.
00:44:41Want to dance?
00:44:42Uh, I'm going to dance.
00:44:43That wasn't a question.
00:44:44That wasn't a question.
00:44:45Miss Mia?
00:44:46Miss Mia?
00:44:47Yeah.
00:44:48Miss Mia?
00:44:49Miss Mia?
00:44:50Miss Mia?
00:44:51Julian, you're so happy.
00:44:52What is that?
00:44:53What?
00:44:54Should I take care of?
00:44:55Oh, what?
00:44:56I'm sorry.
00:44:57I'm sorry.
00:44:58I know.
00:44:59Yeah, I can't take care of the chair.
00:45:00I mean I can't take care of the chair.
00:45:01What?
00:45:02All right.
00:45:03You're pretty cute.
00:45:04What?
00:45:05You're pretty cute.
00:45:06You're pretty cute.
00:45:07Want to dance?
00:45:08Uh, I'm going to dance.
00:45:09That wasn't a question.
00:45:11Miss Mia?
00:45:13Miss Mia?
00:45:16Miss Mia?
00:45:19Julian, you're so handsome.
00:45:22Really, Blair. You had to rub it in my face.
00:45:25Blair, what is this?
00:45:26Just remembering what it feels like to be close to you.
00:45:28Blair, how many times do I have to tell you? There's nothing between us.
00:45:31What the hell are you talking about, Julian? We belong together!
00:45:35My heart belongs to someone else.
00:45:40Ari.
00:45:41Wait, really?
00:45:43That dollar menu reject?
00:45:46What could you possibly see in her?
00:45:48I've never met anyone like her.
00:45:50I don't even know her that well.
00:45:52But I know there's something between us.
00:45:54And I'd be an idiot not to try and get her back.
00:45:57Julian, you're making it really hard to hate you right now.
00:46:01Guess I know where I stand.
00:46:03I guess I do too.
00:46:11I can't let Julian walk away thinking it's over.
00:46:14Not tonight.
00:46:18Wait for me, Julian.
00:46:35Great. I blew it.
00:46:37What are you doing here?
00:46:38I was picking up Arius.
00:46:50Yeah, you did seem pretty miserable out there.
00:46:52Hey, I'm sorry I've been ghosting you the past couple of days.
00:46:56I can't, I can't explain it right now.
00:46:59But soon, Julian, I promise.
00:47:02We can really be together.
00:47:06Why not now?
00:47:07Because...
00:47:09I can wait.
00:47:23I can wait.
00:47:24Nikki was it?
00:47:27Lacey.
00:47:28Right.
00:47:29Your new teammate, Arius.
00:47:33He's not what you think.
00:47:35Arius, what about him?
00:47:36He's...
00:47:37Equal.
00:47:38And she's taking Julian from me.
00:47:40I want her out of the fencing competition.
00:47:42She's a girl?
00:47:43You're kidding.
00:47:50So wait, all of a sudden, I've been losing to a girl?
00:47:55This isn't about your prime, Manny.
00:47:56Mason.
00:47:59We get her kicked off with a team.
00:48:01She's disqualified from tryouts.
00:48:03You get your ranking back.
00:48:05And Jillian's little distraction problem.
00:48:08Goes away.
00:48:10How do we do?
00:48:12Oh.
00:48:13You need that to me.
00:48:18This is hers.
00:48:20Whatever.
00:48:31Got it.
00:48:33So now we go to the dean?
00:48:36We're not just going to the dean.
00:48:38First, we need to make it official.
00:48:40Formal complaint.
00:48:42Signatures.
00:48:43The whole ordeal.
00:48:44Then, we expose her in front of everyone.
00:48:48You mean like?
00:48:49A show.
00:48:50A takedown.
00:48:52Tomorrow, 8 a.m.
00:48:54Don't be late.
00:48:56I can do that.
00:48:57Good boy.
00:48:57I can do that.
00:49:13I can do that.
00:49:13I can do that.
00:49:16Just let me know.
00:49:17That's right.
00:49:17This is great.
00:49:20See you guys.
00:49:21Oh, fuck.
00:49:42Hey, boys.
00:49:43Blair, please do not interrupt my practice.
00:49:49Whatever you got going on with Jillian, keep it off the strip.
00:49:52Oh, I'm not here for Jillian.
00:49:55What is she doing?
00:49:57I thought we had a deal.
00:49:59Hey, Arius.
00:49:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:13Or should I say, Ari?
00:50:16She's been lying to all of you.
00:50:18She's not even the guy.
00:50:19Her name is Ari Sherwood from Queensfield.
00:50:22You can't push the entire team.
00:50:25You like a bitch.
00:50:26From pro to ho in three seconds flat.
00:50:29Arius Sherwood, this is a very serious breach of school policy.
00:50:38Misrepresentation of identity.
00:50:40Falsified enrollment documents.
00:50:42Section 3A, subsection 7.
00:50:45Ring any bells?
00:50:46You might want to brush up on the Kingsfield Student Athlete Compliance Handbook sometime.
00:50:53Rules exist for a reason.
00:50:55Once we start bending them, we might as well not have them at all.
00:50:59You are not a boy, correct?
00:51:01Does that look like a boy to you?
00:51:04He's got titties, Dean Brown.
00:51:06Effective immediately, you are placed on at-home suspension, pending review by the disciplinary board.
00:51:17What's going on? Talk to me.
00:51:19I'm not who I said I was. I'm sorry.
00:51:21I'm sorry.
00:51:25All right.
00:51:31Show's over.
00:51:32Get the showers.
00:51:41Dean Brown.
00:51:43What's going to happen to Ari?
00:51:44Tell me.
00:51:45Please.
00:51:45Mr. Blake, this is an internal matter.
00:51:48I can't discuss active disciplinary cases.
00:51:52She's my teammate.
00:51:55A formal complaint was filed against Arias.
00:51:59A formal complaint?
00:52:00Huh?
00:52:00Filed by who?
00:52:02Blair Ryland of Queensfield Academy.
00:52:06One of your teammates, co-signed.
00:52:08I'm afraid I can't do anything about it.
00:52:10So you just what? Suspended her?
00:52:12Procedurally, yes.
00:52:14Pending review by the board.
00:52:15Trust me.
00:52:15I don't enjoy this sort of thing.
00:52:19Actually, I do enjoy it.
00:52:22Rules are my love language.
00:52:24I don't know what to do, Mom.
00:52:38If we don't get you that money, how else will we pay?
00:52:42Ari, whatever happens, it's going to be okay.
00:52:48No, it's not going to be okay, Mom.
00:52:51We need to get you that treatment.
00:52:52You need to focus on yourself.
00:52:58I'll be okay.
00:53:01Look at me.
00:53:14I'm proud of you.
00:53:18No matter what happens.
00:53:22Miss Sherwood, you have a visitor.
00:53:31Julian?
00:53:35Julian?
00:53:39How did you find me?
00:53:40I remember what you said about your mom.
00:53:42This was the first hospital I called.
00:53:44My mom was here, too.
00:53:45I didn't know Ari had a boyfriend.
00:53:52And a very handsome one, too.
00:53:55He's not my boyfriend.
00:53:57It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Sherwood.
00:54:01Aren't you mad?
00:54:04About me lying?
00:54:06About everything?
00:54:07Miss Sherwood, would you mind excusing us for a minute?
00:54:13Of course.
00:54:13Of course.
00:54:13I didn't know what to think at first.
00:54:31But after the initial shock wore off, and after the secondary shock wore off,
00:54:41it dawned on me.
00:54:42If my mom were still alive, I would do anything to save her.
00:54:59So no, I'm not mad about the lie.
00:55:01Because we can still save yours.
00:55:12I love you, Julian.
00:55:15Did I just say that out loud?
00:55:18Sorry, what?
00:55:21Nothing.
00:55:25We're gonna have to make some changes.
00:55:28Coach, I'll call you back.
00:55:30What is it, Julian?
00:55:32You have to let Ari back on the team.
00:55:36It's not up to me, son.
00:55:40She's the best fencer we have.
00:55:43I know.
00:55:46We can't just ignore this.
00:55:49Ari Sherwood competing under false pretenses.
00:55:52This is grounds for expulsion.
00:55:56Coach, Julian, this is a closed meeting.
00:55:59Then you need to reopen it.
00:56:01Because you're talking about one of my fencers.
00:56:08Julian, go ahead.
00:56:11With all due respect,
00:56:13the Blade doesn't care who's wielding it.
00:56:16If Ari can fence with the boys and win,
00:56:19she needs to be on that strip.
00:56:20We'll take that into consideration.
00:56:22Furthermore,
00:56:22there's nothing in the student-athlete compliance handbook
00:56:27that says that Ari needs to be a male to compete.
00:56:30You actually read the handbook, cover to cover, sir.
00:56:37Well, technically, that's true, but I just...
00:56:43But nothing.
00:56:46You better win, son.
00:56:48I want a new trophy for the cupboard.
00:56:51We will.
00:56:52And thank you, sir.
00:56:55I can't believe someone actually read the handbook.
00:57:00Back to the gym, Blake.
00:57:01We got nationals tomorrow.
00:57:06Nationals tomorrow.
00:57:08Bus leaves at 8 a.m.
00:57:09You're clear to come.
00:57:10No hiding anymore.
00:57:37Just ignore them.
00:57:38You're here because you're in it.
00:57:50Dean Brown,
00:57:51never seen you at a match before.
00:57:54Wow.
00:57:54When we're not on campus,
00:57:55you can call me Eugene.
00:57:58School spirit, coach.
00:58:01Guess we're all bending the rules today, aren't we?
00:58:04And representing Kingsfield is Julian Leigh and Ari Sherwood.
00:58:11Wait, what's a girl doing here?
00:58:13Yeah, I thought it was boys only.
00:58:16Kingsfield's going to be easy to take down this year.
00:58:23This year's champion will receive $100,000
00:58:26and have full scholarships at Stanford University.
00:58:29I'm going to win.
00:58:31I'm going to win.
00:58:43En garde.
00:58:45Prec.
00:58:46Allez.
00:58:47No.
00:58:48No.
00:58:48No.
00:58:48No.
00:58:49No.
00:58:49No.
00:58:49No.
00:58:50No.
00:58:50No.
00:58:51No.
00:58:51No.
00:58:52No.
00:58:52No.
00:58:53No.
00:58:54No.
00:58:55No.
00:58:56No.
00:58:58No.
00:59:00No.
00:59:02No.
00:59:04No.
00:59:06No.
00:59:09No.
00:59:10No.
00:59:11No.
00:59:11No.
00:59:13No.
00:59:20Point.
00:59:21Sherwood.
00:59:22Kingsfield, first place.
00:59:24Sherwood Blake.
00:59:25Tour.
00:59:27I guess it's just us now.
00:59:46Don't get too comfortable, Julian.
00:59:48I plan on taking the championship.
00:59:50Good, that means I'll actually have to try.
00:59:55I appreciate everything you've done for me.
00:59:57After tomorrow.
01:00:10Yeah, after tomorrow.
01:00:14It's going to be hard sleeping next to you tonight, though.
01:00:16Better stay in your own bed.
01:00:18Don't sabotage me like this, Sherwood.
01:00:20How could I possibly resist thee, Julian Blake?
01:00:24Good luck tomorrow.
01:00:29You too, Julian.
01:00:30Oh, why does it have to be so hot?
01:00:54What?
01:00:58Never seen your roommate naked?
01:01:01Uh-huh.
01:01:03All right.
01:01:07I have never been more proud of someone.
01:01:09Tomorrow.
01:01:21Tomorrow.
01:01:24Tomorrow.
01:01:25Ladies and gentlemen, for the national championship, representing Kingsfields Academy, Ari Sherwood and Julian Blake.
01:01:39In the 103-year history of this tournament, a girl has never competed in the boys' championship, let alone stood one victory away from winning it all.
01:01:56Bring it on, Shrimp.
01:01:58Don't let me beat you.
01:02:00I've been waiting for this moment to kick your ass.
01:02:02The championship will be decided in three bouts.
01:02:18The first to score two points wins the title.
01:02:22En garde.
01:02:23Protect.
01:02:24Allez.
01:02:25Allez.
01:02:25Allez.
01:02:25Allez.
01:02:32Second bout, Blake.
01:03:02He's passed.
01:03:06Our final bout to decide the championship, $100,000, and the full scholarship to Stanford University.
01:03:15En garde, prete, allez!
01:03:32It's a tie!
01:03:46In 103 years of this tournament, we have never seen anything like this.
01:03:51But a tie is a tie, which means our co-champions of Kingsdale's Academy is Ari Sherwood and Julian Blake.
01:04:01This is why we don't have girls in this tournament, gentlemen.
01:04:18Will you please shut up?
01:04:21Out with tradition, fellas.
01:04:24Sherwood Blake! Sherwood Blake!
01:04:27Sherwood Blake! Sherwood Blake!
01:04:32So, what happens now?
01:04:35So, what happens now?
01:04:39In the case of co-champions, the prizes are shared.
01:04:43Which means Ari Sherwood and Julian Blake will receive full scholarships to Stanford University.
01:04:51And they will split the $100,000 prize.
01:04:54What? No! No! No!
01:04:57This is bullshit! That's supposed to be me, Julian!
01:05:02Thank you!
01:05:06Stanford.
01:05:07Me.
01:05:09Not split.
01:05:11What do you mean?
01:05:12Every cent of that money is going to your mother's tree.
01:05:15Julie, you can.
01:05:16I can.
01:05:17And I will.
01:05:18I always thought being invisible would keep me safe.
01:05:30But if you step out, be yourself, and do what you love, you might just get what you want.
01:05:37So, I'll see you at Stanford then?
01:05:51Guess so.
01:06:01I love you, Ari Sherwood.
01:06:04I love you, Julian Blake.
01:06:07You know.
01:06:12You know, we don't have to be out of the dorms till tomorrow.
01:06:17Hmm.
01:06:18Hmm.
01:06:19Huh.
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