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00:00:00We have to rant, Daddy. Where's my real one?
00:00:03Everyone knows Eva has to be...
00:00:04So I'm finding the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:13All right, it's about that time.
00:00:15So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:24Yeah, him.
00:00:26Hi!
00:00:27Just by your mom.
00:00:29Yes!
00:00:30Five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:34Yeah!
00:00:58You have a cute scar.
00:00:59It's just my birthmark.
00:01:02Do you want me to stop, Timmy, now?
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08Okay.
00:01:08Do you want me to stop.
00:01:09Come on.
00:01:14Yes!
00:01:19Well, wait you know.
00:01:20Do you want me to stop.
00:01:21Okay, come on.
00:01:23That's a good time.
00:01:24I don't want you to stop.
00:01:26You don't want me to stop.
00:01:26Okay.
00:01:27Wait you want me to stop.
00:01:29I don't want me to stop you.
00:01:30I could stop.
00:01:31You don't have money.
00:01:32Ah, I was so drunk last night. I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:47I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:55Happy New Year.
00:01:56Sam, it's me. Hey, find me the girl from last night. I don't care how, just do it.
00:02:02I will find you.
00:02:08Maximus, can't you get married already? Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend?
00:02:15I need grandkids. I need you to...
00:02:17Message received, Mom. I need to go now. I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:30Seven years.
00:02:32Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:34And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:44Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:45Boss, it's been years.
00:02:50I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:52Your vest, sir.
00:02:53But first, we found your fake Christmas wife. She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top. And, sir, make sure you use an alias. We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:05Good. Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:12Hi. One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:14And one hot chocolate.
00:03:15I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy. Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:23Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend. It's just for Christmas.
00:03:29But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy? Where's my real one?
00:03:33I'll tell you when you're older. Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:44Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:47Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:49Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:50Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:51Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:52Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:53Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:54Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:55Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:56Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:57Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:58Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:59Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:04:01Daddy!
00:04:02No, I'm sorry.
00:04:04I'm not your dad.
00:04:06No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:07Just as handsome as I...
00:04:09Oh.
00:04:10Mommy, hurry!
00:04:12Your Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:21I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:24He's gorgeous.
00:04:31Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:35She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:36Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:38You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:41So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:43See, I knew you were the new daddy we hired, right?
00:04:46Hi, my name's Hyper. What's your name?
00:04:48Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:51Max, Aurelius.
00:04:53Eva.
00:04:54I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:58I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:05:01I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:05So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:10$1,000 an hour?
00:05:12Well, yeah.
00:05:14It's $500 a day.
00:05:16Is that enough?
00:05:17That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:19Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:20That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:23You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:25Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:27Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:29and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:32And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:34so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:38So she's getting pressure from the folks, too.
00:05:41Fine.
00:05:43But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:48Deal.
00:05:51Ready to go get married?
00:06:06Wow.
00:06:07Cleaned up nice.
00:06:09It was my wedding day, after all.
00:06:11Pictures.
00:06:11Pictures.
00:06:20Gaga, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:41I need some photos of us together too to prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have
00:06:54a happy family. Yeah, of course. Happy holidays, Mom. From my family to you.
00:07:11Bad news, boss. The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:07:22bailed last minute. Wait, she bailed? Then who is? Who is she? Whatever. It doesn't matter.
00:07:34I've got what I need. Sam, don't worry about it. I already found someone.
00:07:41Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go. Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:50Christmas shopping? I should come. Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family
00:07:56plan, I think I should have some say in the gifts. It'll make it more believable.
00:08:01Fine. Yeah, fine. Okay. You can come.
00:08:15Let's go. Which mall are we going to?
00:08:17Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:19Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:20Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:37Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:40She does kind of look like him.
00:08:48So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:53Here, let me get this.
00:08:56I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:57Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:08in front of them.
00:09:10Okay.
00:09:11Should we use our tongues or...?
00:09:13No, no, definitely not.
00:09:15And absolutely no...
00:09:16Sex?
00:09:18Yes.
00:09:19It's strictly business.
00:09:21Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:23What?
00:09:26Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:29I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:35Let's go.
00:09:42Here.
00:09:43What are you doing?
00:09:44I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:48Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:53Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5850% off pies?
00:09:59Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:0112 pumpkin pies.
00:10:02Did I hear this right?
00:10:03They're the best kind.
00:10:04Hurry up and go.
00:10:05Go.
00:10:05What are you standing here for?
00:10:09Hello there.
00:10:10Hi.
00:10:10You ready?
00:10:11Yes, yeah.
00:10:11Just these things.
00:10:12Okay, great.
00:10:13We have a holiday special today.
00:10:15Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:21Oh, great.
00:10:22Yeah, uh, what do you have that's just 15 bucks?
00:10:25Will you get a move on?
00:10:27I just got here.
00:10:29Relax.
00:10:30Yeah, yeah.
00:10:33Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:35Okay, thank you.
00:10:38Hurry up and pay.
00:10:39I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:43You can wait your turn.
00:10:49Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:58Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:59Not the pies.
00:10:59Not the pies.
00:11:00You can just set those on top.
00:11:02Hi, guys.
00:11:08I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:16Thank you so much.
00:11:17Of course.
00:11:17I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:20She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:21Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:23Just to give it away.
00:11:26Merry Christmas.
00:11:27Merry Christmas.
00:11:28What?
00:11:33You do that often?
00:11:36As often as I can.
00:11:41We should go.
00:11:42We got to pick up paper.
00:11:46Sit, watch out.
00:11:58You done feeling me up?
00:12:09Shut up.
00:12:10Oh, sorry.
00:12:11I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:12Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:20And don't be late.
00:12:21Harrison Group?
00:12:34Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:37Sort of.
00:12:38Not that I'm judging.
00:12:39I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:44Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:47I think that's respectable.
00:12:48Can we pick another company?
00:12:52No.
00:12:53Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:55Then they'll find it impressive.
00:12:56My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:58So, it's perfect.
00:13:03Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:07Don't worry.
00:13:08Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:09I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:13Too much.
00:13:18Let's go, Sam.
00:13:35It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:38Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:41It's my daughter's.
00:13:45Daughter's.
00:13:46Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:49Hey, there they are!
00:14:05Hey!
00:14:06Nice to meet you!
00:14:08Dad!
00:14:09I'm so glad you made it.
00:14:11Oh, I missed you.
00:14:13So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:17He's coming.
00:14:18Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:20Good, good, good.
00:14:21So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:26When's he arriving?
00:14:28Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:32Poor thing.
00:14:33Not surprising.
00:14:34I mean, she's 30.
00:14:36Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:39Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:45This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:49Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:54We're only worried about you.
00:14:56All these years without a husband.
00:14:59Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:01You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:04And look what happened.
00:15:05She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:09I'm not alone.
00:15:10Mm-hmm.
00:15:11And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:17He's a manager.
00:15:19Manager of what?
00:15:21Trash.
00:15:23Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:27You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:30Actually, he's right here.
00:15:36Oh, wow.
00:15:38Wow.
00:15:39He is really good looking.
00:15:42Oh, must be AI.
00:15:44Mm-hmm.
00:15:44Megan, congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:48Fake.
00:15:48That's enough.
00:15:49She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:52Show some respect.
00:15:53Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned
00:15:59him down?
00:16:00Well, guess what?
00:16:01William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:04Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:07That's half a million.
00:16:09Half a million.
00:16:11Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:14And speak of the devil.
00:16:19Willie, you made it.
00:16:21There you are.
00:16:33Oh, look at you now.
00:16:36Living the dream.
00:16:38Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:40Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste
00:16:44manager.
00:16:45So married, huh?
00:16:47Is it serious?
00:16:50That's what marriage is.
00:16:51It's pretty serious.
00:16:53Wow.
00:16:54You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:57Makes sense, though.
00:16:58You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:17:01Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:04A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:06Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:10That's right.
00:17:11Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:15Women love a man in red.
00:17:18Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:20Wanna sit on my lap?
00:17:22Don't touch me.
00:17:24Oh, so entitled.
00:17:26Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:30And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:34I mean, look at that car.
00:17:36Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:39Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:43Ditch your nobody husband.
00:17:45And marry me instead.
00:17:48I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:55My mom would never marry.
00:17:57She already has a husband.
00:17:58He's gonna kick your butt.
00:17:59Is that so?
00:18:05Well, then, where is he?
00:18:07Because I don't see him.
00:18:09Does anyone see him?
00:18:13No.
00:18:14Just like I thought.
00:18:15Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:18That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:20And let me show you what happens to the naughty children.
00:18:26Hey.
00:18:27Mommy.
00:18:28Hey, are you okay?
00:18:30See your hands.
00:18:31Oh, my God.
00:18:32I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:34Come on now.
00:18:35Let's go.
00:18:35What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:39How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:44Let me go.
00:18:45Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:50Let me go.
00:18:51Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:12Max, you came.
00:19:14Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:18Where's Piper?
00:19:20William Hitter.
00:19:21Mom and Dad have to take her inside.
00:19:23Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:26Well, well, well.
00:19:28If it isn't a waste marriage or I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:31That's right.
00:19:33Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:37Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:40It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:41I'm Max.
00:19:42Eva told us all about you.
00:19:44From New York.
00:19:45Polite.
00:19:45Handsome.
00:19:46Just like she said.
00:19:49Wow.
00:19:49He was an A.I.
00:19:51See?
00:19:52He's real.
00:19:54And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:57Son of a bitch.
00:19:58You just ruined my suit.
00:20:00And watch the way that you drive that...
00:20:01That pristine automobile.
00:20:03That car?
00:20:05Oh, my God.
00:20:06That's worth more than a house.
00:20:09That car.
00:20:10It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:15Wait.
00:20:16Are you?
00:20:21Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:24And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:26I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:29You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:31You stole it.
00:20:32That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:34Jesus.
00:20:35How did he get away with it?
00:20:37That's what I want to know.
00:20:39Enough, please.
00:20:42I trust my daughter.
00:20:44She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:47Max, be honest with me.
00:20:49Where did that car come from?
00:20:52How much did you want for it?
00:20:53I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:57So?
00:20:59You need a breath, man.
00:21:02Hey, that's it.
00:21:03I'm calling the cops.
00:21:04Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:06Wait.
00:21:07What?
00:21:08Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:11Oh, well.
00:21:13Too late.
00:21:19Listen, hon.
00:21:21I believe you.
00:21:22But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:26Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:28It's my car.
00:21:29Okay?
00:21:29It's not stolen.
00:21:30Yeah?
00:21:31If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:34Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:37Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:41But then you have to get lost.
00:21:42And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:45Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:48Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:50Loser!
00:21:50Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:56Jesus.
00:21:56Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:58It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:02Here.
00:22:03Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:05Mr. Harrison?
00:22:17Mr. Harrison?
00:22:21Mr. Harrison?
00:22:22Just play along.
00:22:25Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:26Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:28Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:30Yes, sir.
00:22:32I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:34Please, please.
00:22:34I'm just here some apologies.
00:22:36Please.
00:22:46Oh, that William.
00:22:48What a jerk, huh?
00:22:50He fooled me.
00:22:51What can I say?
00:22:52Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:56Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:58Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:59We were just looking out for you.
00:23:02Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:04You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:06Soon.
00:23:07Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:11A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:15We are family, aren't we?
00:23:17Family takes care of each other.
00:23:20If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:25Abigail, come on.
00:23:26Talk to her for us.
00:23:28Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:32I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:35My daughter is just far too busy.
00:23:37You're the best life for my new son-in-law.
00:23:41Come on, guys.
00:23:42Let's go in.
00:23:42Welcome to the family.
00:23:47Welcome.
00:23:48Come on in.
00:23:50This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:54You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:58My fault.
00:23:59You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:02Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:14And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:16And how do you...
00:24:17I told you.
00:24:18I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:20I have a friend in high places.
00:24:23A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:27Yes.
00:24:28It's the season of giving.
00:24:29He knows people.
00:24:31Has connections.
00:24:33He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:35You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:37And you best not forget it.
00:24:38Capisce?
00:24:39Oh, my God.
00:24:39Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:43Dad!
00:24:43Mom!
00:24:44Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:47Oh, honey.
00:24:48We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:54I think they get it, hon.
00:24:56Uh, how's Piper?
00:25:00Oh, she's fine.
00:25:01One of you guys just gets settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:25:05And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:10Great.
00:25:10See you in a bit, Joey.
00:25:12What are you doing?
00:25:15Okay.
00:25:17Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:23Relax.
00:25:24It was just a hug.
00:25:25Ugh.
00:25:28We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:31You'll be okay.
00:25:32It's just one week.
00:25:33Kill me now.
00:25:34Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:41What are you doing?
00:25:43That's weird.
00:25:45They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago, and...
00:25:48I don't know.
00:25:48Something just falls off.
00:25:50Come on.
00:25:50That's ridiculous.
00:25:51I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:54Make them promise to prove it?
00:25:58Later.
00:26:01Let's go.
00:26:06Here we go.
00:26:07Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:10Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:26:13To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:16Oh.
00:26:17Welcome.
00:26:18Cheers.
00:26:19Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:21Looks great.
00:26:22Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:24I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:28But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:32Ooh.
00:26:33Oh, no.
00:26:34Mom's testing him.
00:26:35She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:36You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:43Ow.
00:26:44Eva, sweetie.
00:26:46Kicking my foot.
00:26:47Oh, sorry, Mom.
00:26:48I...
00:26:49Oh, jeez.
00:26:50Oh, what are you doing?
00:26:52It's okay.
00:26:53Look, Mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:55I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:10Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:11Did I hear this right?
00:27:12They're the best kind.
00:27:13Well, of course, it's pumpkin pie.
00:27:18See?
00:27:19Are you happy now?
00:27:20That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:23Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:26We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:31But our marriage is real.
00:27:34I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:37Uh-huh.
00:27:38Now those are quality.
00:27:40Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:47Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:51I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:54Well, um, it's...
00:27:57Silly face.
00:27:58Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:28:00Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:03Silly face.
00:28:05I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:07Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:09That's lousers.
00:28:11That's nice.
00:28:13You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:16Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:19And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:22I'll drink to that.
00:28:24I agree with you there.
00:28:25So, come on, guys.
00:28:26Let's eat.
00:28:27Come on.
00:28:28And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:43I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:46Nice and festive for you.
00:28:48No complications, right?
00:28:50Sorry, honey.
00:28:51Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:52I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:54Oh, honey.
00:28:55Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:59Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:01The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:02Something about water conservation.
00:29:05That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0715 minutes?
00:29:09Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:10Just shower together.
00:29:13Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:18Okay, you guys.
00:29:19Have a good night, okay?
00:29:24You hurt her.
00:29:25Oh, wow.
00:29:48Why are you stripping?
00:29:50Well, I can't take a shower and get clothes on.
00:29:53Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:54You have 15 minutes.
00:29:54Nice try.
00:29:56I am not showering with you.
00:29:58All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:59All room for me in there.
00:30:01Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:19Come on, Max.
00:30:20Get out of the way.
00:30:22We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:23You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:26Relax.
00:30:27I won't touch you.
00:30:29Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:33But that'll cost extra.
00:30:34Yeah.
00:30:36Hmm.
00:30:37In your dreams.
00:30:46Feel free to join me.
00:30:47Okay.
00:30:51Bye.
00:30:52Bye.
00:30:52Bye.
00:30:53Bye.
00:30:55Bye.
00:30:58Bye.
00:30:58Bye.
00:30:58Bye.
00:31:02Bye.
00:31:03Bye.
00:31:04Bye.
00:31:04Bye.
00:31:05Bye.
00:31:05Bye.
00:31:06You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower or water left.
00:31:10You wish.
00:31:12Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:13Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:16It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:18Oh, yeah?
00:31:20True.
00:31:32Holy shit.
00:31:36Um, this is, um, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:41I'll say.
00:31:42What happened to all that cool guy caught in?
00:31:45Still think you can lose this?
00:31:48Maybe.
00:31:50I don't think I want to.
00:31:56Max, I shouldn't.
00:32:00Or maybe we should.
00:32:02God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:04Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:13Oh, we're so sexy.
00:32:20Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:26What?
00:32:27I didn't mean to cross anything.
00:32:29It's not you, Max.
00:32:30It's us.
00:32:31It's this.
00:32:32This is all an act.
00:32:33Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:36You're right.
00:32:38I'm sorry.
00:32:39I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:41Just...
00:32:42That birthmark.
00:32:51What is that?
00:32:58It's him.
00:32:59The man from New Year's.
00:33:00Is he Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:09Oh, my God.
00:33:10Max is Piper's father.
00:33:13Are you okay?
00:33:14Yeah.
00:33:15I just, um...
00:33:17I just got lightheaded.
00:33:18I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:20Alone.
00:33:22Of course.
00:33:23We have a daughter together.
00:33:28Oh, my God.
00:33:30What do I do?
00:33:36I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:38You can take the bed.
00:33:40Thanks.
00:33:43Hey.
00:33:45Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:47Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:48I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:50So if there's something you need,
00:33:52I can help.
00:33:54I want to help.
00:33:55He's Piper's father.
00:33:57He has a right to know.
00:33:59Um, Max?
00:34:02How would you feel
00:34:03if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:09A child?
00:34:11No, no, no.
00:34:11That's impossible.
00:34:13I'm very careful.
00:34:16Mostly.
00:34:18I just mean I'm not the type of guy
00:34:20to sleep around.
00:34:21Family, to me, is a big commitment.
00:34:23And I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:26You know?
00:34:27Right.
00:34:28He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:31I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:33Why do you ask?
00:34:35No reason.
00:34:36Just...
00:34:37Just curious.
00:34:38No, I feel like you're
00:34:40going somewhere with this.
00:34:42What?
00:34:44No.
00:34:45Well, then,
00:34:45can I ask you a question?
00:34:48Shoot.
00:34:54Where did you get these?
00:34:55And how did you know
00:34:56my exact size?
00:34:58I did not get those.
00:35:00I don't know where those came from.
00:35:01Are you sure you're just not trying
00:35:03to break the contract?
00:35:07Give me that.
00:35:07Give me the...
00:35:08Give me the...
00:35:09Give me the...
00:35:10What?
00:35:10Eva, the truth is...
00:35:24Is that I...
00:35:25Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:29Just a second.
00:35:31Come in.
00:35:31Hey, hon.
00:35:34Oh!
00:35:35Sorry for interrupting,
00:35:36but Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:39before I tuck her in.
00:35:41You think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:42We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:44I can see that.
00:35:46Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:48I mean, if you don't...
00:35:49If you don't mind.
00:35:51Well, atta boy.
00:35:52You know what?
00:35:53Just put a shirt on.
00:35:54I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:55Piper!
00:35:56Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:00He sprang to his sleigh,
00:36:02to his team gave a whistle,
00:36:04and away they all flew,
00:36:05like the down of a thistle.
00:36:07But I heard him exclaim
00:36:08as he drove out of sight,
00:36:11Merry Christmas to all,
00:36:13and to all,
00:36:15a good night.
00:36:18If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:36:20she'd be over the moon.
00:36:22Good night, Piper.
00:36:27Is her dad still around?
00:36:30Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:36:32because you're her dad.
00:36:34Uh, no.
00:36:35That man has no idea
00:36:37what a treasure
00:36:38he's missing out on.
00:36:43Do you really think so?
00:36:45From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:48Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:49He deserves to know.
00:36:52Max.
00:37:01You're Piper's father.
00:37:10I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:11Where's Piper?
00:37:33She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:40God, he's such a good kisser.
00:37:58Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:09Not on my watch.
00:38:14Yeah, this.
00:38:16I remember this.
00:38:17Good morning, you two lovebugs.
00:38:29How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:32Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:34It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:35Wonderful.
00:38:36Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:40Oh, no.
00:38:42What is that?
00:38:42Sardines and Saltines.
00:38:44It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:46It was my gram-gram's favorite
00:38:48during wartime.
00:38:49Don't be shy.
00:38:50Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:38:53Max, you don't have to.
00:38:54No, no.
00:38:55It's okay.
00:38:56It's, uh...
00:38:56Looks like it's time
00:38:57to get dressed up, then.
00:38:58Wait, that earring.
00:39:12Wait, that earring.
00:39:14You like it?
00:39:16I was so bummed when I lost
00:39:17the matching one years ago.
00:39:19Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:39:21I don't really remember the details,
00:39:23but luckily I was able
00:39:26to find a new pair.
00:39:27Right.
00:39:28Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:39:30Anyone can have it.
00:39:31Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:39:33She can't be the woman
00:39:34from seven years ago.
00:39:38So, Ava and Piper
00:39:39still aren't here.
00:39:42But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:39:44Oof.
00:39:45What kind of man
00:39:46could she possibly have landed?
00:39:49An aging single mom.
00:39:51Slim pickings.
00:39:52I heard he's in waste management.
00:39:55That explains it.
00:39:56She's probably too embarrassed
00:39:58to show up.
00:39:59Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:01Look, Ava is your niece.
00:40:03Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:04Everyone knows Ava had a kid
00:40:06with a random one-night stand.
00:40:08Her track record speaks for itself.
00:40:10Exactly.
00:40:11Not like my Sierra.
00:40:12Married to a legal advisor
00:40:14for Harrison Group.
00:40:17Oh, they're here.
00:40:20Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:40:21Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:40:28Merry Christmas.
00:40:30You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:40:32I am.
00:40:33I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:40:35Pleasure to meet you.
00:40:36Welcome.
00:40:36You're Ava's husband.
00:40:38But you're gorgeous.
00:40:42But as handsome as you.
00:40:45Look at you two.
00:40:46You look like you've just
00:40:47stepped out of a movie.
00:40:48Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:40:50Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:40:51This is for Max and I.
00:40:53Oh, my goodness.
00:40:54Thank you, Ava.
00:40:54Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:40:57Oops.
00:40:58Oh, my bad.
00:40:59Oh, a homemade gift.
00:41:02How thrifty.
00:41:04Not all gifts are about
00:41:05the price tag.
00:41:06Mommy's right.
00:41:07You mean all high?
00:41:09You little.
00:41:11You will not lay a hand
00:41:13on my daughter
00:41:14or you will lose yours.
00:41:16Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:41:19Look what you just did
00:41:20to my mother.
00:41:21My husband is Harrison Group's
00:41:23top legal advisor.
00:41:24He could ruin your life.
00:41:26Mommy, are you okay?
00:41:40I'm fine.
00:41:40I'm just wet, huh?
00:41:41Yeah.
00:41:42It's okay.
00:41:43It's okay.
00:41:45What are you...
00:41:47Don't you dare
00:41:49disrespect my husband.
00:41:51Did you just slap me?
00:41:53Next time,
00:41:54it'll be a closed fist.
00:41:55You're a fucking psycho.
00:41:56You know what, Sierra?
00:41:57I can take your little insults,
00:41:59but leave my family
00:42:00out of this.
00:42:03Her family.
00:42:04She needs me.
00:42:10You okay, honey?
00:42:11Do I look okay to you,
00:42:13dumbass?
00:42:13Do something.
00:42:15You don't know
00:42:16who you're messing with.
00:42:17I've got the full weight
00:42:18of the Harrison Group
00:42:19behind me.
00:42:19Oh, wow.
00:42:20I'm sure the CEO
00:42:21would love to hear
00:42:22that you're using
00:42:23his company's name
00:42:24to bully people.
00:42:26Like you'd have any idea
00:42:27how a CEO thinks.
00:42:28Let's call him.
00:42:30I'm sure he'd be more than happy
00:42:31to be on my side.
00:42:33Please.
00:42:33Who do you think you are?
00:42:36Enough!
00:42:38There will be no arguing
00:42:39during Christmas.
00:42:41Fine, Dad.
00:42:43Let it go, Nathan.
00:42:45They're just jealous.
00:42:46For Grandpa's sake,
00:42:49I'll let you off easy.
00:42:50I think you
00:42:51owe Nathan
00:42:52a thank you.
00:42:54I think you owe me
00:42:55a thank you
00:42:56for slapping some sense
00:42:56into you.
00:42:57Do you want me
00:42:58to get the other cheek?
00:42:58All right, that's enough.
00:43:00Everyone come inside
00:43:01and sit down.
00:43:03Is this a joke?
00:43:25Can you please
00:43:26pass me some food?
00:43:27Hold it.
00:43:28Who said you could
00:43:28eat anything else?
00:43:29My husband and I
00:43:31paid for this feast.
00:43:36My husband and I
00:43:37paid for this feast.
00:43:40King crab,
00:43:41fresh from Alaska,
00:43:42and grass-fed wagyu.
00:43:44Three times the price,
00:43:4650 times the flavor.
00:43:48And you don't get
00:43:49a single bite.
00:43:51It's just petty.
00:43:52Maybe so.
00:43:53But gourmet food
00:43:54isn't meant
00:43:55for bottom feeders.
00:43:57Fine.
00:43:57Then we won't
00:43:59stay and eat with you.
00:44:00Come on, let's go.
00:44:01No, no.
00:44:03Don't you dare
00:44:04leave our family dinner.
00:44:06Grandpa, I'm sorry,
00:44:07but they're treating us
00:44:08like...
00:44:09I know, dear.
00:44:10I just want to have
00:44:11our family together.
00:44:12Fine.
00:44:13We'll let the strays
00:44:14sit and eat with us.
00:44:16Better a stray
00:44:17than a bitch.
00:44:18What was that?
00:44:22I just want to have
00:44:23our family together.
00:44:25Fine.
00:44:26We'll stay.
00:44:26Can I have
00:44:28a little nipple?
00:44:29It's okay, sweetie.
00:44:31We'll get something
00:44:31right after.
00:44:33Like drive-thru?
00:44:35I hope you enjoy
00:44:36food poisoning.
00:44:37That will be a
00:44:38particularly memorable
00:44:39Christmas present.
00:44:42No strays.
00:44:43Ow.
00:44:44Sweetie, sweetie,
00:44:44are you okay?
00:44:45Yeah, it's fine.
00:44:47You hit my child.
00:44:48You're fucking crazy.
00:44:49Well, if you'd
00:44:50teach her some manners,
00:44:51maybe I wouldn't
00:44:52have to.
00:44:53Don't worry, baby.
00:44:58I'll handle it.
00:44:59husband and I
00:44:59paid for this feast.
00:45:02King crab,
00:45:03fresh from Alaska,
00:45:05and grass-fed wagyu.
00:45:07Three times the price,
00:45:0850 times the flavor.
00:45:10And you don't get
00:45:11a single bite.
00:45:13It's just petty.
00:45:14Maybe so.
00:45:15But gourmet food
00:45:16isn't meant
00:45:17for bottom feeders.
00:45:19Fine.
00:45:20Then we won't
00:45:21stay and eat with you.
00:45:23Come on, let's go.
00:45:23No, no.
00:45:25Don't you dare
00:45:26leave our family dinner.
00:45:28Grandpa, I'm sorry,
00:45:29but they're treating
00:45:30us like...
00:45:31I know, dear.
00:45:32I just want to have
00:45:33our family together.
00:45:34Fine.
00:45:35We'll let the strays
00:45:36sit and eat with us.
00:45:38Better a stray
00:45:39than a bitch.
00:45:40What was that?
00:45:44I just want to have
00:45:45our family together.
00:45:47Fine.
00:45:48We'll stay.
00:45:50Can I have
00:45:51a little napole?
00:45:52It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:53We'll get something
00:45:54right after.
00:45:55Like drive-thru?
00:45:57I hope you enjoy
00:45:59food poisoning.
00:46:00That will be a
00:46:00particularly memorable
00:46:02Christmas present.
00:46:04No strays.
00:46:06Ow.
00:46:06Please, are you okay?
00:46:08Yes, please.
00:46:09You hit my child.
00:46:11You're fucking crazy.
00:46:12Well, if you'd
00:46:13teach her some manners,
00:46:14maybe I wouldn't
00:46:15have to.
00:46:19Don't worry, baby.
00:46:21I'll handle it.
00:46:22Don't worry, baby.
00:46:25I'll handle it.
00:46:30Piper.
00:46:31Sweetie, are you ready
00:46:32to try the best food
00:46:33you've ever had
00:46:34in your life?
00:46:37Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:38Give me two minutes
00:46:39and one phone call.
00:46:41As if you have a chef
00:46:42on speed dial.
00:46:43Actually, I do.
00:46:46He's such a liar.
00:46:47This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:48Oh, it will be.
00:46:53Sam.
00:46:54Yeah, send the troops
00:46:55and bring that king crab
00:46:57from Antarctica.
00:46:58I'm already on my way.
00:47:03Bring that king crab
00:47:05from Antarctica.
00:47:05I'm already on my way.
00:47:09You hear this guy?
00:47:10He wants the best king crab
00:47:12in the world
00:47:12from Antarctica.
00:47:15Now I get why
00:47:16you married him, Eva.
00:47:17His silly delusions
00:47:18are just adorable.
00:47:21Max,
00:47:21what are you doing?
00:47:22Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:47:24Santa's already on his way.
00:47:25Actually,
00:47:27five,
00:47:28four,
00:47:30three,
00:47:31two,
00:47:32one.
00:47:35A helicopter?
00:47:42There's no way.
00:47:49How did you pull this off?
00:47:51Sam is like family.
00:47:53I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:47:54Thanks, boss.
00:47:56Boss?
00:47:57Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:59Maybe it's time she knew
00:48:00who I really am.
00:48:02Eva,
00:48:02I think it's time
00:48:03you actually know the truth.
00:48:05I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:48:08You're the CEO
00:48:10of Harrison Group?
00:48:12Mm-hmm.
00:48:15Come on.
00:48:17You can stop kidding around.
00:48:20If you were the CEO,
00:48:21why would you be here
00:48:22pretending to be my husband?
00:48:23No, I actually am the CEO.
00:48:25Come on.
00:48:26You can stop the charade.
00:48:27Okay, this is just another favor
00:48:29from that bigwig friend,
00:48:30isn't it?
00:48:30Eva,
00:48:31I'm not pretending.
00:48:34Mr. Harrison,
00:48:35the Antarctic king crab
00:48:36as you requested.
00:48:37How is this possible?
00:48:49This loser brings
00:48:51Antarctic king crab
00:48:53and has his own you.
00:48:54I told you.
00:48:55I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:57That chef called him
00:48:58Mr. Harrison.
00:49:00Wait.
00:49:00No.
00:49:01Hold on.
00:49:03You're the actual CEO
00:49:04of the Harrison Group?
00:49:05You're worth more than
00:49:08some whole work for me.
00:49:10Oh, God.
00:49:11I insulted my own boss.
00:49:13I'm finished.
00:49:18Oh, God.
00:49:20I insulted my own boss.
00:49:22I'm finished.
00:49:23Didn't think Max
00:49:24would commit this hard.
00:49:25Pretending to be CEO
00:49:26is a hell of a move.
00:49:28Worth every penny
00:49:28I'm paying him.
00:49:29For tonight,
00:49:31your feast ends.
00:49:32And with that,
00:49:33your career.
00:49:35You're fired.
00:49:36Fired?
00:49:37Sam.
00:49:42Fired?
00:49:43Oh, God.
00:49:44I can't be fired.
00:49:46What?
00:49:47Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:49You can have
00:49:49as much crab
00:49:50as you want.
00:49:51Please,
00:49:52Mr. Harrison,
00:49:52I'll do anything.
00:49:54Guys,
00:49:55take out the trash.
00:49:59Oh, me?
00:50:01Mr. Harrison,
00:50:03come on.
00:50:03That was a Christmas joke.
00:50:05A family tradition.
00:50:07Yeah, well,
00:50:08there's a new family tradition.
00:50:10Sam?
00:50:14Will you do me the honors?
00:50:17Gladly.
00:50:21Merry Christmas,
00:50:22Aunt Ryan.
00:50:26Father,
00:50:26do something.
00:50:27Well, you kind of
00:50:29deserve that.
00:50:30I'm leaving.
00:50:32Mmm,
00:50:33pumpkin,
00:50:33my favorite.
00:50:37Come on, sweetie.
00:50:43Daddy had this
00:50:43crab line
00:50:44just for you.
00:50:45Eat as much
00:50:46as you want.
00:50:46Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:50I am so sorry
00:50:52I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:53I just couldn't take
00:50:54them treating you
00:50:54like that.
00:50:55Honestly,
00:50:55this is the best
00:50:58Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:59Well, if you want,
00:51:00we can have many more.
00:51:01Just like this.
00:51:03Does he really mean that?
00:51:05Or is he just
00:51:05playing the part?
00:51:06I can't tell.
00:51:08And that terrifies me.
00:51:14Merry Christmas,
00:51:15Mrs. Harrison.
00:51:16I brought you a gift.
00:51:17Here's the paternity test
00:51:18between the boss
00:51:19and that little girl.
00:51:19Oh.
00:51:20Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:28Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:31Tell me everything.
00:51:33Miss Eva Smith,
00:51:34single mother,
00:51:35small town gal.
00:51:36I'm leaving.
00:51:38Mmm, pumpkin,
00:51:39my favorite.
00:51:40Come on, sweetie.
00:51:49Daddy had this
00:51:49crap line
00:51:50just for you.
00:51:51Eat as much
00:51:52as you want.
00:51:52Thanks, Daddy.
00:51:57I am so sorry
00:51:58I ruined your Christmas.
00:51:59I just couldn't take
00:52:00them treating you
00:52:00like that.
00:52:01Honestly?
00:52:03This is the best
00:52:04Christmas I've ever had.
00:52:05Well, if you want,
00:52:06we can have many more.
00:52:07Just like this.
00:52:08Does he really mean that?
00:52:11Or is he just
00:52:11playing the part?
00:52:12I can't tell.
00:52:14And that terrifies me.
00:52:20Merry Christmas,
00:52:21Mrs. Harrison.
00:52:22I brought you a gift.
00:52:23Here's the paternity test
00:52:24between the boss
00:52:25and that little girl.
00:52:26Oh.
00:52:31Oh, this is wonderful.
00:52:34Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:52:36Tell me everything.
00:52:39Miss Eva Smith,
00:52:40single mother,
00:52:41small town gal,
00:52:42didn't finish high school,
00:52:43currently works in retail.
00:52:44Oh, Maximus,
00:52:46I thought I raised you better.
00:52:48A high school dropout?
00:52:50In the Harrison family?
00:52:53Not a chance.
00:52:57She is clearly unfit
00:52:59to raise my granddaughter.
00:53:01Maximus seems to like her.
00:53:02Silence.
00:53:03Get me the address
00:53:04where she works.
00:53:05It's Happy Heels
00:53:06on Broadway.
00:53:07That's nice.
00:53:08We own that one.
00:53:10Good work.
00:53:11But take off
00:53:12that stupid hat.
00:53:22Thanks.
00:53:22So your dad insisted
00:53:25that I try this wine
00:53:26that he's been saving
00:53:27for 20 years.
00:53:30Sounds like he's happy
00:53:31with his new son-in-law.
00:53:32And how about you?
00:53:37Me?
00:53:38Yeah.
00:53:40Are you happy
00:53:41with your new husband?
00:53:45Eva.
00:53:46That birthmark.
00:53:59Family to me
00:53:59is a big commitment
00:54:01and I don't want
00:54:02any loose ends,
00:54:04you know?
00:54:05Maximus,
00:54:05there's so much
00:54:06we don't know.
00:54:07So much we're not
00:54:08telling each other.
00:54:09Uh.
00:54:11No feelings,
00:54:12no complications.
00:54:13That's what we agreed upon.
00:54:14Yeah,
00:54:14I didn't sign a contract.
00:54:15I didn't sign a contract.
00:54:17Max.
00:54:18Yeah,
00:54:18I guess you're right.
00:54:21It's cold.
00:54:23Maybe I'll go grab
00:54:24some more firewood.
00:54:26Max.
00:54:28I need to tell you something.
00:54:32Something important.
00:54:34What's gotten into her?
00:54:36Is she hiding something?
00:54:37Is this the part
00:54:38where you tell me
00:54:38there's no Santa?
00:54:41I haven't been
00:54:41completely honest with you.
00:54:42Piper is...
00:54:47Piper is...
00:54:49Piper is...
00:54:50Mommy,
00:54:51Daddy,
00:54:52my hand hurts.
00:54:54Sweetie.
00:54:54Oh my gosh.
00:54:55It's on swoon.
00:54:56Must have been
00:54:57when that witch
00:54:57smacked her
00:54:58with the fork earlier.
00:54:59Listen,
00:54:59you stay here with Daddy.
00:55:00Mommy's gonna go
00:55:01get a first aid kit,
00:55:01okay?
00:55:04Come on,
00:55:05Piper.
00:55:05Okay,
00:55:09let me see.
00:55:12I promise
00:55:13I won't let anyone
00:55:15hurt you or Mommy again.
00:55:17But that's not true.
00:55:18You're leaving
00:55:19after Christmas,
00:55:20aren't you?
00:55:22Uh...
00:55:22Daddy!
00:55:24No!
00:55:24What?
00:55:25What?
00:55:31Don't you dare
00:55:32disrespect my husband!
00:55:36Well, maybe
00:55:37I don't have to leave.
00:55:40Well, maybe
00:55:41I don't have to leave.
00:55:42Really?
00:55:43Please stay, Daddy.
00:55:47You think it was Sky?
00:55:49I wouldn't worry
00:55:54about it.
00:55:55Scars make you
00:55:56look like a badass.
00:55:57I have one, too.
00:55:59Dad,
00:55:59I got that
00:56:01when I was
00:56:02about your age.
00:56:03Some punk
00:56:03came at me
00:56:04with a switchblade.
00:56:06Really?
00:56:06No way.
00:56:07No.
00:56:08It was actually
00:56:09a cactus.
00:56:10But it's still cool.
00:56:13I have something
00:56:14like that
00:56:14on the back
00:56:15of my neck.
00:56:18Piper,
00:56:19how long
00:56:20have you had that?
00:56:21My mom said
00:56:22I had that
00:56:22when I was born.
00:56:28And how old
00:56:29are you?
00:56:30Six.
00:56:31Six?
00:56:32That one night
00:56:32stand was
00:56:33about seven years
00:56:34ago.
00:56:35Okay,
00:56:35I found the
00:56:35first aid kit.
00:56:37Ivar,
00:56:37are you sure
00:56:37we haven't met
00:56:38before?
00:56:41What do I even
00:56:42say?
00:56:43And how do I
00:56:44explain it to
00:56:44Piper?
00:56:45Sorry, honey.
00:56:46This man's
00:56:47your dad,
00:56:47and he didn't
00:56:47know you existed
00:56:48until now.
00:56:49Can I see
00:56:55your hand,
00:56:55sweetie?
00:56:56Eva.
00:57:01Okay,
00:57:01look.
00:57:02Look.
00:57:05Piper is...
00:57:06go on.
00:57:11That must be
00:57:18an emergency.
00:57:20Excuse me.
00:57:22Sorry.
00:57:22I'll take this.
00:57:23Mommy, are you
00:57:30okay?
00:57:31Yeah.
00:57:33Mommy's just
00:57:34realizing she's
00:57:35a coward.
00:57:36I don't even
00:57:37have the guts
00:57:37to tell the
00:57:38truth.
00:57:38why haven't you
00:57:42picked up my
00:57:43calls.
00:57:44I'm telling you,
00:57:45Max, that woman
00:57:46is manipulating
00:57:47you.
00:57:48She's a high
00:57:48school dropout,
00:57:49doesn't even have
00:57:50a decent job,
00:57:52and she's unfit
00:57:52to raise my
00:57:53granddaughter.
00:57:54I'm Eva's
00:57:55husband.
00:57:56Max, that man
00:57:57has no idea
00:57:58what a treasure
00:57:59he's missing out
00:58:01on.
00:58:02I'm sorry, Max.
00:58:06You can't know
00:58:07Piper's your
00:58:07daughter.
00:58:08Your mother
00:58:08would take her
00:58:09away.
00:58:09After Christmas,
00:58:11it's over.
00:58:13Eva?
00:58:15Maximus?
00:58:16Are you even
00:58:17listening to me?
00:58:18No, Mom, Mom,
00:58:19listen, I'm sorry,
00:58:20okay?
00:58:21Eva's my wife,
00:58:22and I've made
00:58:22up my mind.
00:58:23I'm not leaving
00:58:24her.
00:58:26Eva?
00:58:32Oh, thank you.
00:58:34I need that.
00:58:37Oh, thank you,
00:58:38Mom.
00:58:38This is for you,
00:58:39Grandma.
00:58:44Oh, wow.
00:58:46That's so cool.
00:58:47What did you make?
00:58:48Derek, this is
00:58:50from Eva and I.
00:58:52Oh, thank you so
00:58:53much.
00:58:54Thanks, guys.
00:58:55I'm glad you're here.
00:58:58Got it.
00:58:58Oh.
00:58:59Wow.
00:59:00Damn, these are
00:59:01nice.
00:59:02Grandpa,
00:59:03language,
00:59:04little ears.
00:59:10Piper,
00:59:11do you want
00:59:11to go see
00:59:11your present?
00:59:12It's in the
00:59:12other room
00:59:13by the train set.
00:59:14Here, I'll go
00:59:14with you.
00:59:15Remember the
00:59:15song that we
00:59:16sang?
00:59:16Ready, ready?
00:59:17Grandma got run
00:59:18over by a reindeer.
00:59:20What do we got,
00:59:20guys?
00:59:20Millie.
00:59:21Walking home
00:59:21from our house,
00:59:22Christmas Eve.
00:59:27You never told
00:59:28me,
00:59:28have we met before?
00:59:36Have we met before?
00:59:38She's unfit to raise
00:59:40my granddaughter.
00:59:44I don't know what
00:59:45you're getting at.
00:59:47Eva, I have the same
00:59:48birthmark as Piper.
00:59:50I don't know what
00:59:59you're talking about.
00:59:59Lots of people have
01:00:00birthmarks.
01:00:00They're very common.
01:00:02I feel so awful,
01:00:03but I can't lose
01:00:04my child,
01:00:05no matter how
01:00:06I feel about him.
01:00:09Maybe.
01:00:09Are you okay?
01:00:15Are the clogs
01:00:16a bad idea?
01:00:18No.
01:00:20I'm fine.
01:00:22Um.
01:00:23Oh, I almost
01:00:24forgot.
01:00:27I got you this.
01:00:29You got me a gift,
01:00:30too?
01:00:30Tis the season.
01:00:32Open it.
01:00:39Gloves.
01:00:58Did you make these?
01:01:00Yeah.
01:01:01I know this is a fake
01:01:02marriage, but
01:01:03that's Christmas.
01:01:05You've already done
01:01:05so much for me.
01:01:06I just wanted to do
01:01:07a little something for you.
01:01:08How did I feel?
01:01:12Warm, right?
01:01:13Yeah.
01:01:15Warm.
01:01:17Soft.
01:01:20Perfect.
01:01:24Thank you, Eva.
01:01:27I've never gotten
01:01:28anything this
01:01:28meaningful before.
01:01:31Really?
01:01:33Yeah, my mom.
01:01:34She partied all the time,
01:01:35and I got gifts.
01:01:37Plenty of them,
01:01:38but
01:01:38I don't think
01:01:40she ever bought
01:01:41one herself.
01:01:43Nothing
01:01:43personal.
01:01:45Well, you deserve it.
01:01:47You're a good guy,
01:01:49and
01:01:50someday you'll
01:01:51find
01:01:52someone special
01:01:53to
01:01:54spend all your
01:01:55Christmases with.
01:01:57What if that
01:01:58day's today?
01:01:58Okay.
01:02:02What if I already
01:02:02found someone special?
01:02:04right here?
01:02:07Right here.
01:02:31Max, we can't.
01:02:33If you want me
01:02:35to stop,
01:02:36you better
01:02:36tell me right now.
01:02:42Come on.
01:02:43I don't want you
01:02:44to stop.
01:02:50No matter how
01:02:51many years pass,
01:02:52I still can't
01:02:53resist him.
01:02:54God, you
01:03:18are trying to
01:03:19I don't want you
01:03:20to stop.
01:03:24Piper!
01:03:25Piper!
01:03:26Piper!
01:03:31She can't
01:03:34see us!
01:03:37She can't
01:03:37see us!
01:03:37Eva?
01:03:55Grandma, I'm up here!
01:04:07That was way too close.
01:04:14Yeah.
01:04:15We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:04:21Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:04:25Can I still unwrap my present?
01:04:30You still haven't given me mine.
01:04:36Let me give it to you.
01:05:06Hello?
01:05:07Hello, Eva Smith.
01:05:13I'm Max's mother.
01:05:15Name your price.
01:05:16What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:05:28What?
01:05:29We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:05:33Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:05:37My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:05:41Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:05:46So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:05:50Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:05:59You okay?
01:06:00Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:06:05So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:06:10What are you talking about?
01:06:12It's over.
01:06:14It's not that hard to understand.
01:06:15Eva, wait!
01:06:20So last night meant nothing to you?
01:06:30Max, it's not real.
01:06:33None of it was real.
01:06:35So this is just a goodbye?
01:06:39Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:06:41Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:06:48But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:06:51And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:06:53Just tell me what you need.
01:06:56I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:07:00Just say the word.
01:07:07You don't get it.
01:07:09I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:07:24I won't give up on us.
01:07:39Are we here?
01:07:43Yes.
01:07:44As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:07:51Piper.
01:07:52Sweetie, wake up.
01:07:53We're home.
01:07:58How can she just walk away?
01:08:00Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:08:09It's part of the agreement, too.
01:08:11Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:08:14You promised.
01:08:15Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:08:18Can you do this for me, please?
01:08:21All right, fine.
01:08:23When?
01:08:24Two days.
01:08:25I'll come pick you up.
01:08:27No need.
01:08:28Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:08:36I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:08:41So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:08:43Thank you, sweetie.
01:08:45If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:09:10Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:09:12Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:09:14Boss?
01:09:15Boss?
01:09:16Boss?
01:09:20Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:09:23I need to go back with my family.
01:09:26Family?
01:09:27Boss, you okay?
01:09:29Never better.
01:09:32Go get her, Max.
01:09:35Give it to your best smile.
01:09:38Ah, there he is.
01:09:40Maximus, darling.
01:09:42I have some prospects for you.
01:09:44Nice, high society girls from the city.
01:09:50Oh.
01:09:53I told you.
01:09:54I already found the woman I love.
01:10:01Maximus, stop this.
01:10:03That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:10:08Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:10:11You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:10:14No, I'm not.
01:10:16Oh?
01:10:18I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:10:22I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:10:27What?
01:10:28Oh, that's her.
01:10:29The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:10:34Hi.
01:10:35Welcome in.
01:10:36Can I help you find something?
01:10:37I want to try those.
01:10:38Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:10:39Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:10:40No, no, no.
01:10:41I know what I want.
01:10:42Size seven.
01:10:43Oh, that's her.
01:10:44The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:10:46Hi.
01:10:47Welcome in.
01:10:48Can I help you find something?
01:10:49I want to try those.
01:10:51Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:10:53Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:10:56No, no, no.
01:10:57I know what I want.
01:10:58Size seven.
01:10:59Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:11:01Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:11:03Ignore her.
01:11:04She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:11:05Here, let me help you.
01:11:06Come on.
01:11:07Come on.
01:11:08Come on.
01:11:09Come on.
01:11:10Come on.
01:11:11Come on.
01:11:12Come on.
01:11:13Come on.
01:11:14Come on.
01:11:15Come on.
01:11:16Come on.
01:11:17Come on.
01:11:18Come on.
01:11:19Come on.
01:11:20Come on.
01:11:21Come on.
01:11:22Come on.
01:11:23Come on.
01:11:24Come on.
01:11:25Come on.
01:11:26Come on.
01:11:29She seems kind.
01:11:37I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:11:39She's just doing her job.
01:11:41How do they feel?
01:11:43Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:11:47I think I need a size up.
01:11:49Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:11:51Right away.
01:11:54I'll be right back.
01:11:55She's not only kind.
01:11:56She's patient.
01:11:57Was I wrong about her?
01:11:59Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:12:00Well, who gives a shit?
01:12:01She can't walk.
01:12:02She can't walk.
01:12:03She can't walk.
01:12:05Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:12:20Well, who gives a shit?
01:12:22She can't walk.
01:12:26That's just pure evil.
01:12:30Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:12:33She's in a wheelchair.
01:12:35Who cares?
01:12:36It's the last pair.
01:12:38I get paid commission.
01:12:44I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:12:48See?
01:12:49This is your whole problem.
01:12:52This is why you'll always be broke.
01:12:56I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:12:58I'm not selling her junk.
01:13:01She has to deal with people like this?
01:13:04People who insult her all day?
01:13:07I'm your manager.
01:13:12Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:13:16Did I stutter?
01:13:27You don't have to fire me.
01:13:31I quit.
01:13:32I don't work here anymore.
01:13:40Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:13:43They're broken.
01:13:44Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:13:45You're a good person after all.
01:13:49Looks like I misjudged you.
01:13:52I'm sorry?
01:13:53Why are you still here, Eva?
01:13:57Get out.
01:14:03You're not disabled?
01:14:05Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:14:09Absolutely shameful.
01:14:12Who are you?
01:14:12I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group and the owner of this store.
01:14:20You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:14:24I am.
01:14:25And you, my dear, are fired.
01:14:29What did I do?
01:14:29You are a good person.
01:14:35From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:14:41Are you serious?
01:14:45That's right.
01:14:46Don't be nervous, child.
01:14:49You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:14:54You, out.
01:15:00I'll leave.
01:15:04I'm leaving.
01:15:07I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:15:11No, don't worry.
01:15:13You're getting a promotion.
01:15:16You deserve it, my dear.
01:15:20First assignment?
01:15:21I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:15:28Pack it all up and bring it to my house, hmm?
01:15:32Okay.
01:15:33Yeah.
01:15:35Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:15:39I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:15:41She's the mother of a CEO.
01:15:50Of course she lives like this.
01:16:01Mrs. Harrison?
01:16:03I'm here with your delivery.
01:16:07Max?
01:16:08Eva?
01:16:08What are you doing here?
01:16:12I, uh...
01:16:13There you are, Eva.
01:16:16Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:16:19My new daughter-in-law.
01:16:22What are you talking...
01:16:25That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:16:31Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:16:33Stop!
01:16:33And you, you lied to me at the store.
01:16:39You were both just testing me?
01:16:41Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:16:43I'm sorry, Eva.
01:16:44I thought you might be using my son just after his money, but I was wrong.
01:16:50Eva, please.
01:16:50I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:16:53Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:16:56How could you think that of me?
01:16:58It's not like that, dear.
01:17:00Eva, what are you talking about?
01:17:02Mom, what did you do?
01:17:05I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:17:08We're not together.
01:17:10And I can't love something that was never real.
01:17:16I made a horrible mistake.
01:17:19What are you waiting for, son?
01:17:21Go after her!
01:17:26Eva.
01:17:27Let me go!
01:17:27I swear, it's not what you think.
01:17:29Look, we come from two completely different worlds.
01:17:31Stop pretending like you care.
01:17:32I'm not pretending.
01:17:34Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:17:36And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:17:44Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:17:48Max, you came.
01:17:49God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:17:54I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:17:58Just say the word.
01:18:02See?
01:18:05Stop fighting.
01:18:06We belong together.
01:18:10You're wrong.
01:18:12Wrong about what?
01:18:14That you care?
01:18:16Or we belong together?
01:18:17Look, I already told you.
01:18:19We're from two completely different worlds.
01:18:21Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:18:25I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:18:30Eva.
01:18:34Eva!
01:18:34Eva!
01:18:36I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:18:38Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:18:47Ow!
01:18:49Are you okay, Mommy?
01:18:51Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:18:53Come here.
01:19:02No, you're not fine.
01:19:03You're sad.
01:19:04Oh.
01:19:06I'm okay, sweetie.
01:19:10I miss Daddy, too.
01:19:14I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:19:16Don't you want to be with him?
01:19:20I love bug.
01:19:24You're right.
01:19:26What am I doing?
01:19:27Running like a coward?
01:19:28I've always taught you to be brave.
01:19:29I've always taught you to be brave.
01:19:31Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:19:36I believe in you.
01:19:37What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:19:39I know exactly what to say to him.
01:19:40I know what to say to him.
01:19:41Maximus deserves to know Piper is his daughter.
01:19:48enough sulking go get your wife and my grandbaby back don't you think i want to
01:20:02she doesn't want me i didn't raise you to give up your daughter is still out there you can't
01:20:08abandon her mom you don't get it i made a deal with eva to play my wife and piper she was
01:20:16an added bonus what are you talking about i already ran a dna test
01:20:22piper is your daughter what see for yourself
01:20:27i was right seven years ago new year's that woman was evil
01:20:46eva hey daddy daddy piper oh i missed you so much sweetheart
01:21:02you came back
01:21:09i uh
01:21:12don't forget to be brave mommy
01:21:16i uh
01:21:23i was scared but i don't want to be scared anymore
01:21:27because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for
01:21:31sweetheart i have something to tell you
01:21:36i have something to tell you too
01:21:38piper is your daughter
01:21:41you knew my sweet granddaughter
01:21:45mama
01:21:46i just found out for sure a few minutes ago but you've known this whole time
01:21:53i was scared okay i didn't know if you were going to take her from me i didn't know
01:21:59how you were feeling
01:22:00how could you not know how i felt
01:22:03i love you eva
01:22:15i love you too
01:22:19i promise
01:22:20for the rest of my life i'm going to make it up to you
01:22:23as long as we're together
01:22:26it doesn't matter where we are
01:22:28will you marry me eva
01:22:39for real this time
01:22:42yes
01:22:43yes of course i'll marry you
01:22:46yes
01:22:50hi
01:22:51looks like you're stuck with me the next christmas
01:23:00and the christmas after that
01:23:02and forever
01:23:03i wouldn't have it any other way
01:23:07who's that
01:23:13eva
01:23:15take me back
01:23:19looks like i have to take out the trash
01:23:27again
01:23:29no
01:23:32not funny
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