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00:00You are ready?
00:04It's been an eternity that I wanted to watch the film that passed this week.
00:07Oh, you are wonderful Simon.
00:10Thank you, Charmaine.
00:12It's rather interesting that no one uses his phone this evening.
00:16Not after the last time.
00:18Otherwise, look at him.
00:20When we think about it, I just asked him to put his phone in a sourdine
00:23if he didn't want to put him in a sourdine.
00:25It's reasonable.
00:27I'm so happy that I'm part of the people who are thanks to your sourdine.
00:32Aunt Fifi?
00:39Oh, I'm really sorry.
00:42I was listening to Harry Styles.
00:45We're going to get out, Tati Fifi.
00:47Can you close the locket behind us, like usual?
00:50Of course.
00:51I'm going to clean the toilet and I'm done.
00:56We need to go.
00:57Otherwise, we're going to ruin the beginning.
01:00Don't worry about it.
01:01I will close the locket, like usual.
01:03Okay.
01:04Thank you, Tati Fifi.
01:05See you soon.
01:06See you soon.
01:07Bye-bye.
01:08Bye-bye.
01:09Bye-bye.
01:10Bye-bye.
01:12Bye-bye.
01:13Bye-bye.
01:14Bye-bye.
01:15Bye-bye.
01:16Bye-bye.
01:18Bye-bye.
01:20Bye-bye.
01:22Bye-bye.
01:24Bye-bye.
01:25Bye-bye.
01:29Bye-bye.
01:31I don't know.
02:01I don't know.
02:31I don't know.
03:00Uncle Patrick has always been the king of the cockover.
03:03So I'm guessing that he pre-prepared it so Judith and Jeremy don't have to go.
03:07Exactly.
03:07Where is Patrick?
03:10He's gone to see Bruce Springsteen.
03:11Oh, I thought you'd be hot on his heels.
03:14I'm going next week.
03:15I wouldn't miss it for the world.
03:17Born to Run was the first album I ever learnt all the words to.
03:20I played Born to Run on me mouth organ.
03:22What?
03:23You can play the mouth organ?
03:25I'd pay good money to see that.
03:27Oh, yes.
03:28I'm quite brilliant at it, actually.
03:29Which reminds me of my favourite dad joke.
03:32A mouse goes into a music shop and says,
03:35Do you sell mouse organs?
03:38Do you know it?
03:39And the shopkeeper says,
03:41That's weird.
03:43We had one of you all in here earlier asking exactly the same question.
03:46Oh, says the mouse.
03:48That must have been our moniker.
03:50You do know it.
03:50Right, well, I think I've got just about enough room for a pudding.
03:57Oh, great idea.
03:58I'll go and get some menus.
04:00So, what are the musical talents have you got hidden up your sleeve there?
04:05Well, well, seeing as it's you, I am a master on the spoons.
04:13Shut it.
04:14Hey, hang on.
04:15Watch.
04:15Right.
04:16Oh, oh.
04:19Oh, I think everything.
04:20I've really hurt myself.
04:22Hi, Glo.
04:24Who on earth left that there?
04:27Well, I'm so sorry.
04:29I didn't know where to put it.
04:31Right, look, I think we'd better get you to A&E.
04:33A&E?
04:34What about Douglas?
04:36Oh, well, we used to have a dog.
04:38We'll look after him.
04:39We know what we're doing.
04:40Are you sure?
04:41There's the least we can do.
04:43Come on, let's get you out of here.
04:44I'm sorry.
04:45Oh, oh.
04:47Oh.
04:48Oh.
04:48He prefers coconut water to plain.
04:52He's in safe hands with us, Gloria.
04:56Oh.
04:56Watch that step.
04:57Oh, Glo.
04:58Oh.
04:59Oh.
04:59Oh.
05:00Sit down, sit down, sit down.
05:02Oh.
05:02Hello?
05:06Hi, Charlie.
05:10No, I'll be right there.
05:12Okay.
05:15There's been an incident at the shop, but I'm going to have to go.
05:18All right.
05:19Well, I'll get Glo to A&E and I'll give you a call, okay?
05:21I'm so sorry, Glo.
05:22Don't be daft.
05:23I'll text you if they have to amputate.
05:25Oh, just get me back.
05:27Right.
05:28Why on earth did you offer to look after that stinking dog?
05:33You were the most wonderful mother to Tarquin, darling.
05:35I thought you'd be only too pleased to help.
05:38Our Tarquin was a kennel club registered top pedigree toy poodle.
05:44Also, you leaving that bucket out gives Gloria every reason to sue us, and I don't want to give her one reason.
05:50All right.
05:53When Patrick gets back, we'll take it back to the chateau.
05:56But it is not getting on the furniture.
06:06Who is on the stretcher?
06:07Oh, Jean, c'est terrible.
06:09What on earth has happened?
06:10We got back from the cinema, and the front door of the shop was open.
06:14Fifi was meant to lock up.
06:16So...
06:17So we went inside, and Fifi was nowhere to be seen.
06:20The door to the bathroom, it was locked, so Simone kicked it in.
06:25As the door opened, this horrific smell came out.
06:29And on Fifi was lying on the floor.
06:32We dragged her out.
06:33And I closed the door immediately and called the police.
06:37Good grief.
06:39The forensic team strongly suspect the smell was a gas caused by bleach being mixed with ammonia.
06:45Mustard gas?
06:47Precisely.
06:48And in an enclosed space?
06:50Deadly.
06:50Oh, she didn't stand a chance.
06:54It looks like a normal bottle of bathroom cleaner was replaced with pure ammonia.
07:00So when the two products mixed together, it created the deadly gas.
07:04So somebody changed the bottle and locked her in?
07:06It would seem so.
07:08We have a murder on our hands.
07:10You do know it's Thursday.
07:26I am very well aware of that.
07:31And you do know what Thursday means?
07:33I do.
07:34I do.
07:36But unfortunately, you invited that hairy mutt to come and stay with us.
07:41I'm going to have to burn these 800-thread Egyptian cotton sheets.
07:45I wouldn't have had to if you hadn't left the mop and bucket in the middle of the floor.
07:51I am not accustomed to domestic labor, Jeremy.
07:53I did my best.
07:54Well, maybe your best wasn't good enough.
07:55Darling.
08:01How dare you?
08:02I'm just stating facts.
08:04Are you, indeed?
08:06Well, one more fact from you, and you will be sleeping in one of the spare rooms tonight.
08:13On a Thursday?
08:14Oh, thank you very much.
08:43You are very welcome.
08:45Oh, no.
08:47What's wrong?
08:48Oh, this could be the end of us, this.
08:51What do you mean?
08:52If you choose the wrong sauce for your bacon roll.
08:56Hey, hey, hey.
08:57This is no laughing matter, Missy.
09:00I'm going to judge you very harshly if you choose the wrong one.
09:02Are you now?
09:04Oh, okay, okay.
09:05Let's just rip the plaster off, shall we?
09:07Right, on the count of three, you grab the bottle you want.
09:10Right.
09:10One, two, three.
09:13Yes!
09:14Well, it's red sauce for bacon and brown sauce for sausage.
09:18Ovs.
09:18Ovs?
09:20You are very lovely, Jean White.
09:22You're not so bad yourself, Dominic Hayes.
09:27Who's that?
09:28Oh, don't worry, I'll get rid of them.
09:29The police only let us back in our flat after midnight.
09:39I can still smell it.
09:41Oh, Charlie, I didn't think.
09:42Simone and I hardly slept a wink.
09:44I'm so sorry.
09:45You could have stayed here.
09:46Do you have any coffee?
09:47Not the English stuff in the jar.
09:49Oh, yeah, I do.
09:51Yeah, I do.
09:57Ah, good morning, Dom.
10:00Oh, hi, Charlie.
10:01I'm just unblocking this sink for Jean.
10:03Yes, I saw Madeline outside.
10:06You were here early, no?
10:06Yes, well, you know me.
10:09I love an early morning.
10:12I see.
10:15Bet you've not eaten, either, have you?
10:17Go on, help yourself.
10:19Thank you, Jean.
10:19I cannot believe.
10:30Fifi was such a wonderful woman.
10:32Yeah, she was great.
10:35Was she your mom's sister or your dads?
10:37Oh, neither.
10:38She used to be my mom's best friend.
10:42Unfortunately, my parents threw me out when I was 17
10:45after I introduced my first girlfriend to them.
10:48I see.
10:48Fifi and her husband, Brian, they took me in for a while
10:51and we always kept in touch.
10:54I heard that she was doing a bit of cleaning in her retirement
10:56and that's why she works for us.
10:59Worked for us?
11:03Excuse me.
11:07Oh.
11:11Good morning, Carol.
11:15Charlie's here.
11:16Yeah.
11:18Yeah.
11:19Okay.
11:19Yeah.
11:20Hang on.
11:24Carol needs to talk to you, Charlie.
11:26He needs you to go with him to Fifi's house because it...
11:30Okay.
11:34Carol, we will both be seeing you shortly.
11:37Okay, bye.
11:42Thank you, Jim.
11:44Are you all finished here now?
11:47Yes.
11:48Yeah, no, that's all clear now.
11:49I'd better get back to work.
11:50Yes.
11:50I don't need that.
11:51Don't need that.
11:53Yep.
11:54See you later.
11:55Yep.
11:56Well, thank you.
11:57Thank you very much, Dom.
11:58Bye.
11:59Bye.
11:59Bye.
11:59Bye.
12:06Swagged be had, by leash.
12:20Douglas?
12:25Douglas!
12:25Douglas!
12:25Douglas!
12:26Douglas!
12:26Douglas!
12:26Douglas!
12:27Douglas!
12:28Douglas!
12:28Douglas!
12:28Douglas!
12:38No! How did I forget to shout that?
12:47Douglas!
12:48Hello! Can I help you?
12:59Hello, we are here with your neighbor, Fifi Page.
13:02Fifi?
13:03Yes, of course, she is well.
13:05Excuse me, allow me to introduce myself, I'm Pierre.
13:08Hello, I'm Inspector Caron.
13:10Here's my colleague, Jean White.
13:12Hello.
13:13Hello.
13:14Something happened to you?
13:16You need to enter, I have a double.
13:18This will help us very well, thank you.
13:20I'll come back.
13:26Judith! Judith!
13:28Wake up!
13:31What on earth are you doing?
13:33The dogs escaped!
13:35What?
13:36They must have made a break for it in the middle of the night.
13:38He's not in prison, Jeremy.
13:44It's Gloria.
13:45What shall I do?
13:46Er, don't say a word.
13:47Tell her I've taken him for a walk.
13:50Hello, Gloria.
13:51Hiya.
13:52Oh, I like your blouse.
13:54It's PJ's, actually, but thank you.
13:56Oh, are you all having a lying?
13:58Sorry?
13:59I bet Douglas doesn't love that.
14:02How are you?
14:03Gloria.
14:04Oh, it's just the sprain.
14:05I've got to keep off it for 24 hours.
14:07How's my baby?
14:08Has he been a good boy?
14:09Can you bring him to the phone?
14:11Er, Jeremy has just taken him for a lovely early morning walk in the fields behind the
14:20setteau.
14:21Oh, thank you so much.
14:22Sorry, Gloria.
14:23I've got another call coming in.
14:24Speak later.
14:26Come on.
14:30I don't understand.
14:31You're such a lovely lady.
14:33How long have you been neighbours?
14:34I was renting the house next door from her for six years.
14:38She used to feed my cat when I was at work.
14:41I teach history at the local lycée.
14:43And she cleans for me every week.
14:46She was obsessed with cleaning when I lived with her, too.
14:49I am her niece, Charlie.
14:52I'm so sorry for your loss.
14:55I'll take a look around.
14:57Did Fifi have any family?
15:02Her husband Brian died ten years ago.
15:05She had a half-sister, Ines, who she doesn't speak to.
15:07Mine?
15:08It was her sister's husband, Alan, who set the rots between them.
15:11And I totally understand why Alan could, um...
15:14How you say, Jean?
15:16Um...
15:17Start a fight in an empty room?
15:19Uh, I used to deal with him now and then.
15:22Because him and Brian had a small auction house in Biarritz.
15:25But me and Alan, we never saw eye to eye, so...
15:29So what happened between them?
15:31One night, Brian insisted that Alan try to steal something from them,
15:35in their own house, when they came here for dinner.
15:37And what did they try to steal?
15:39Oh, I have no idea.
15:41It was like a bomb going off in the family.
15:44Alan denied it, and that was that.
15:47The auction house closed down, and they never spoke to each other again.
15:51Brian has long gone, and she has lived here all alone ever since.
15:55Do you know where the sister and her husband live?
15:58I do, if they are still in the same place.
16:03Can you write it down for me?
16:05Of course, not a problem.
16:17Do you know of anyone who would want to kill Fifi?
16:22No.
16:23She was so loved.
16:25Everybody adored her.
16:27And she didn't have much, just these little old houses,
16:30her state pension and her cleaning money.
16:32And I don't believe our little old houses are worth killing for.
16:36Oh, I didn't mean to cause offence.
16:38I mean, they are very sweet houses.
16:42Maybe it's what's in the house that's worth killing for.
16:46Charlie, come and have a look at this.
16:51What do you think that is?
16:55Oh, my God.
16:57I don't believe it.
16:59What is it?
17:00I think it's a bowl from the Changlong dynasty in 1745.
17:05What does that mean?
17:07Approximately 50,000 euros.
17:09What?
17:10And I'm starting to think that Louise Moyen that's propped up in the hall is real too.
17:14What else is in this little old house?
17:16Wow.
17:17Wow.
17:18To be honest, I didn't visit her here much since I was a teenager as I always saw her in the shop, but still.
17:23And there is only one living relative?
17:25Yes.
17:26I think we need to ask Fifi's sister Inez and her husband Alan a few questions.
17:31Richard, you and I will pay them a visit.
17:33Jean, I think you and Charlie should stay here and see what else you can find.
17:36Oh, yeah, no problem.
17:38We might need to ask you some further questions, but for now, thank you for your help.
17:42My pleasure.
17:44Can I make you a drink?
17:45Oh, yes, please. That'd be lovely.
17:49Yeah, it's the geometric process of energy exchange that would form what we see and feel as the passing of time.
18:02Sorry about that. Just need to make a quick emergency phone call.
18:10I feel dreadful.
18:11Imagine someone losing our Tarquin while they were dog sitting. We would have never forgiven them.
18:16Tarquin would never have run away.
18:18What kind of dog runs away from a shadow and a Wedgwood water bowl?
18:24Well, what's that got to do...
18:28Dominic.
18:30Oh, that's great news.
18:32Dominic's found Douglas running in the fields.
18:34I told you, the dog is a moron.
18:37Where are you?
18:38Right?
18:39We're on our way.
18:40Come on.
18:41Come on.
18:54There is never an easy way to break bad news.
18:57But I'm afraid I have to tell you that your sister, Madame Fifi Page, was found dead last night.
19:05Well, how did she die?
19:08We suspect she was murdered.
19:11Oh, my goodness.
19:13Must be a great shock.
19:15Even though she was my half-sister, she has been dead to me for years.
19:18We have heard that you don't speak.
19:21We were told it was because you were accused of stealing from our house.
19:26Oh, I suppose that was from her pretend niece, Charlie.
19:32To be expected, I suppose, we never got on.
19:36Well, it was never us that was doing the stealing.
19:39Pardon?
19:40Our license was threatened to be revoked from the auction house because too many items over the years had accidentally been misplaced.
19:51You suspected Monsieur Page was stealing items?
19:54Well, very slowly, maybe one or two a year.
19:59Brian blames the security I hired.
20:02But I knew they all were as honest as the day is long.
20:08People started losing faith in us.
20:10And it wasn't just the two things.
20:12Really expensive items disappeared.
20:15I did start to suspect Brian, but he covered his tracks so well.
20:20So when we were at his house for dinner one night, I took an opportunity to explore.
20:27After a search, I found two of the missing items and I confronted him.
20:34He became enraged.
20:35He said if Alain said anything, he would bring all four of us down with him.
20:40We left and never spoke to him again.
20:45I can clear my name at last.
20:51Where were you last night at 5pm?
20:56We were both here at home.
20:58And you only have each other as an alibi.
21:00We will be in touch.
21:01Is that a grand teddy tea room painting?
21:19Edouard Vuillard, oui.
21:20I thought the third one was lost forever.
21:23Moi aussi.
21:25So why was that hidden?
21:27Behind the wardrobe in the spare room.
21:29How much is this worth?
21:31Oh, ballpark between 200,000, 300,000 euros.
21:35Mon Dieu.
21:36You two really know your stuff.
21:37It's very impressive.
21:39Did you study antiques?
21:41My PhD is in French warfare.
21:43So if you ever need an expert on that, give me a call.
21:46Oh, thank you. I will.
21:48So what's the tally now, Charlie?
21:49Uh, with the paintings, the console table, the Axminster Rocks,
21:54circa 1760, which was rolled up under the bed in the spare room.
21:58And don't forget the Louise Moyen.
22:00Um, almost two million euros.
22:04Wow.
22:06I honestly can't believe it. I had no idea.
22:09Where did it all come from?
22:16Hello?
22:17Yes, I'm good, Charlie Bordeaux.
22:22Uh, yes, I understand.
22:25I would wait for your call.
22:28Uh, thank you.
22:31Charlie, are you okay?
22:34Uh, that was Fifi's solicitor.
22:37Go on.
22:40She has left everything to me.
22:42Ines has been written out of the will.
22:44Oh.
22:46But we need something stronger than this.
22:49Come next door.
22:51I need to tell Simone.
22:52Yeah.
22:53Okay.
22:54Oh, I didn't know how much I needed that. Thank you.
23:07Oh, my pleasure.
23:09Oh, please.
23:11Hello, Carol.
23:13Yeah.
23:15Okay, I've just got to take this.
23:16Yes, yes, of course.
23:20Okay.
23:21I had no idea how much I meant to her.
23:23Sometimes I think it's the quality of the quantity of time we spend with someone that makes the greatest impact.
23:29Mm.
23:31She once netted me a complete nativity set for Christmas.
23:34Really?
23:35She was Joseph a lot.
23:37I mean, the kings were a little, uh, unusual.
23:39But, uh, she did an amazing job with the sheep.
23:42She was quite the character.
23:45She never got over losing Brian.
23:48They were real soulmates.
23:51So in love.
23:52Oh, fantastic place you've got here, Pierre.
23:59I bet those, um, glass bottles are not from Ikea.
24:03No.
24:04Uh, my grandmother, she used to make the most amazing, um, how you say, uh, pickles.
24:10I never had the heart to throw them away.
24:13That was Carol.
24:15Ines says something about Brian.
24:17Can we just nip next door?
24:19Sorry.
24:22Oh.
24:50Time for you to come home, baby.
24:52Oh, man.
25:02Douglas!
25:04Douglas!
25:06Douglas, where are you, you fool?
25:11Oh, Miss Gloria.
25:13She said she's ready to have Douglas home.
25:15Tell her we are having the time of our lives, and we would like to keep him a while longer.
25:19Oh!
25:20Oh!
25:21Darling!
25:22Oh!
25:23I suppose it's a consolation that Fifi never got to know that Brian was a thief.
25:53She didn't have a clue about antiques.
25:56All this stuff will have to be returned to its rightful owners, of course.
26:00Of course. I don't want to inherit stolen goods. It's bad karma.
26:05Right, I'm going to have one last sweep around, and then we'll call it a day.
26:08Okay. Simone should have been here by now. We will give you a lift home.
26:12Ah, ma chérie.
26:13Right, I'll put the kettle on.
26:23Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Sally!
26:31Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
26:34What the hell?
26:41Alan?
26:42Alan?
26:45Can't you just live in the wild?
26:47It's a dog, darling.
26:48there are dogs that live in the wild not glorious dog it drinks bloody coconut water
26:54look over there
27:00don't move douglas stay stay stay oh we're so relieved to see you boy look at him not the
27:09tiniest bit of remorse of what he's put us through come along come on time to go home there we go
27:18so you found out about the will and you attacked charlie she's my dear friend
27:31my business partner and she certainly does not deserve that fifi left me no choice did she
27:40when we heard about ines being written out of fifi's will and everything being left to
27:46your friend i just saw red it was the last straw i knew she would be at fifi's i was looking at her
27:58winning so i thought i would pay her a visit it was nothing personal to your friend she just
28:07doesn't deserve it she's not even blood well your methods of attack have certainly changed in 24
28:14hours i will give you that i did not kill fifi so you did not replace her detergent with pure ammonia
28:21i have absolutely no idea what you are talking about i think you and your wife went to the shop
28:26yesterday swapped her cleaning bottles locked her in the bathroom and left her to die from the gas
28:31i did not even know how she died and and me and my wife were somewhere else at that time
28:40ah yes at home with no one to confirm this we can actually go on we were at the bureau de poste doing what
28:54cashing a check what check brian's employee pension check you were cashing a dead man's pension
29:08check so you never told them that he died for 10 years mourn you that is low how did fifi not know
29:18it was a company pension me and brian took out fifi didn't have to know it wasn't yours he left us in
29:27poverty what were we supposed to do we were there at 5 pm like we are every wednesday you can check with
29:38the bureau de poste will i be able to claim back my half missing stock
29:49sorry our joint company paid for the stock half of what it is worth is mine the stolen goods will be
29:58returned and the insurance companies will be informed i also have to remind you that pension theft
30:04is fraud it carries a hefty fine and sometimes a custodial sentence not to mention the assault on an
30:12innocent woman all for the court to decide well if alan's alibi checks out then we're right back
30:23at the beginning as to who killed feety it would seem so
30:26i just got your message are you okay uh dominique yeah yeah i'm fine i didn't even know what was going
30:37on i mean poor old charlie though you sure yeah yeah you can um let go of my hands now oh sorry sorry
30:47um do you mind giving me a lift back to fifi's i really want to finish the inventory for charlie
30:52yeah yeah yeah not letting you out my side though yeah
31:01i've said it many times over the years mrs lloyd james we made quite the team i want a hot shower
31:08and i need to call my hairdresser i think you look rather windswept and interesting jeremy
31:15get me home yes of course darling
31:21oh charlie i'm so glad you're okay is the man with you good i'm here now no it's okay dom's with me
31:46okay yeah okay yep yep i'll see you later okay bye blimey told charlie's a very rich woman now then
31:58oh she's not actually she's got to give it all back and what i wouldn't have done to give my hand oh no
32:04no he's escaped again
32:18no good trying to get away mate you've been caught a red pod
32:33oh god
32:43douglas i think you found yourself a truffle
32:47but those uh those glass bottles are not from ikea oh my goodness i knew they weren't pickle jars
32:56right all right come on let's get you on come on yeah you're gonna be okay yeah fine i'll see you
33:02later yeah the thing is gene what well i don't want to leave you after what happened earlier i was
33:09really scared what you're on about i'll be fine
33:13well when you put it like that look on i'll speak to you if i need anything
33:25a regular little truffle factory
33:50good grief
33:57good grief must have gas
34:04oh
34:15hi you shouldn't be in here i was just looking around fifi's and this is not fifi shed is it
34:23it's yours in your shared garden exactly and then you've been preserving very expensive truffles in
34:34very expensive jars yes well done and i'm starting to think i'm not the first person to have worked this out
34:42i've had my lovely little job for two years now nearly have enough for a deposit for my house
34:51and fifi discovered your secret yes that meddling old girl worked out what was going on
34:58she recognized my green jars were for preserving truffles what you actually killed her for it
35:05why she wanted sixty percent
35:09these are perigord black truffles there was maybe one thousand euros per kilo
35:14she said if i didn't agree she was going to evict me
35:19i'm sorry but she had to go
35:20so you wouldn't have given her a smaller percentage what well the shed is on her land
35:27we shared the land she agreed that i could use her shed she said it would be my own private space
35:33she didn't even come in here it was her husband's place she agreed but oh no
35:38when she realized there was money to be made she wanted what i had worked so hard to build
35:42yes well that that was very unfair very unfair exactly it really was very unfair
35:51and do you know what gene i tried so hard to be kind of course i did i even paid her to clean my house
36:00she never stopped cleaning it's hilarious huh the irony the thing that you love the most ends up being
36:06the thing that kills you because of course you know she always used to clean in the same old
36:13fashioned planet killing way first a ton of bleach then a lot of detergent oh it drove me mad
36:20i'm sure so that's where you got the idea of how to kill her every time she left my house it stank
36:30of bleach that was going to put some in her coffee so she choked on it but it seemed too obvious
36:37and then it came to me i was preparing a new module for my students about the battle of ypres in world
36:44war one did you know the battle of ypres was the first time the germans used mustard gas
36:50a simple mixture of bleach and ammonia
36:57now a little idea started forming that of course your shop was a perfect location
37:02she would be alone in an enclosed space at the same time every week cleaning in her same
37:09old-fashioned way so thank you for that
37:14by now of course now that you know that you will have to die in the same way
37:29so
37:42Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
38:12Je vais vous rejoindre à l'hôpital.
38:34Pas bien.
38:42You were very lucky, Jean.
38:45That scarf saved your life.
38:47Pierre has not fared well for me at all.
38:50Yeah, thank God my granny always told me to carry something if it got cold.
38:54And if you hadn't got them out, Don...
38:57Yeah.
39:00Why did he come back?
39:02It was him.
39:03Houdini here.
39:04Escaped again.
39:05Came back to finish sniffing the truffles.
39:06Well, I owe you one too then, Douglas.
39:12I'd better get back.
39:13Have you been checked out by the paramedics?
39:15Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
39:17Good.
39:17Take your time, but as you know, you will all need to be interviewed and make a statement.
39:23Maybe not you.
39:28Did he just crack a fairly funny joke?
39:30I'm not sure.
39:54You can come and look at me.
39:56I'm shattered.
40:09I'm not surprised.
40:11It has been a bit of a day.
40:12You can say that again.
40:14Don't.
40:14Yeah.
40:16Imagine you.
40:18Getting on with your day, not realising you were sat on millions.
40:21Literally.
40:22You know that battered old chair in the lounge?
40:24That was an actual Louis Marjorelle.
40:27An Art Nouveau worth about 20,000 euros.
40:29Shocking.
40:31Thank you for today.
40:33You actually saved me life.
40:36Don't say it like that.
40:38Yeah, but you did.
40:39Yes, and I'm very glad that I did.
40:43But I learnt something very important today about Eugene White.
40:47What's that, Dominic Hayes?
40:49That I should never, ever, ever listen to a single word you say again.
40:55Look, where would you have been right now if I hadn't come back?
40:58Have you go, she says.
41:00I'll be absolutely fine, she says.
41:02Is he telling another dad joke?
41:04Hello, Glo.
41:06Hello, love.
41:06Are you feeling better?
41:07Yeah, I can walk.
41:08Oh, it's a miracle.
41:09Oh, hello, furry fun chaps.
41:14Oh, I have missed you.
41:17Oh, thanks, you two.
41:20Has he been a good boy?
41:21Absolutely no problem at all.
41:23A complete and utter joy.
41:25Eh, it's brilliant you got on so well.
41:28Me dog sister's just moved town, so I'll be calling on you two now if I need him looking after.
41:32How lovely.
41:33Would be our pleasure.
41:37Thanks, I'll have a white wine.
41:39On the house.
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