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Gilligan's Island
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00:00Just Sit Right Back
00:30Just Sit Right Back
01:00Just Sit Right Back
01:30Just Sit Right Back
01:59Just Sit Right Back
02:29And then I see the saw serpent. I mean, I serve the saw a sea pen.
02:39Gilligan, little buddy, please now calm down and just tell us what happened.
02:43That's what I'm trying to do. I was fishing for lobster when all of a sudden I saw the
02:47saw a sea pen. I saw a thing.
02:50Gilligan, your panic is perfectly understandable.
02:53It is?
02:53Naturally, anyone who saw a sea serpent would be terrified.
02:56And how come everybody's standing around here like I didn't see one?
02:58Because you didn't.
02:59He had one big eye and a long neck and was covered with green things.
03:02Listen to me, Gilligan. There is no such thing as a sea serpent.
03:06Sailing men from time immemorial, in Norse legends, in Greek mythology, in Phoenician times, all
03:10thought they saw things that didn't exist.
03:12They did?
03:13No, actually, what they saw was a giant squid or a whale or an overgrown eel or even an octopus.
03:18Now, which one did you see?
03:20The one that has one big eye, a long neck, and it's covered with green things.
03:23Okay, love.
03:24Skipper, you talk to him.
03:26Skipper, I saw it with my own two eyes.
03:28Gilligan.
03:28It has one big eye.
03:29Oh!
03:33Gilligan, do you trust me?
03:34Of course I do.
03:35Then go back down to the lagoon and start picking more lobsters.
03:38But, Skipper, what if it...
03:40Gilligan, all you have to do is just say to yourself, there is no sea serpent, there is
03:43no sea serpent, there is no sea serpent, there is no sea serpent!
03:46There is no sea serpent, there is no sea serpent, there is too a sea serpent, there is too a sea serpent.
03:52What's you, Mr. Howell?
03:53You scared me.
03:53I, Thurston Howell III, scare you?
03:56That's absurd.
03:57No, it isn't.
03:57I thought you were a sea monster with one big eye and a long neck and green things.
04:00Please, I don't think I look like that.
04:03Not you, Mr. Howell, the sea monster.
04:04That's how he looks.
04:05Well, perhaps I can help you capture this creature from the deep.
04:08Capture it?
04:08Yes, I'll take it home and give it the freedom of my swimming pool.
04:11Can't you just picture Gilligan, my boy, my guests all full of the bubbly, falling into the pool
04:15while I'm coming up astride a sea serpent?
04:18Such laughter!
04:19You don't believe me either.
04:20No, no, no.
04:21Of course not.
04:21No, I don't.
04:22I think it's just a giant squid or an octopus.
04:24However, if you spot a mermaid...
04:26Sing out!
04:31Mr. Watson, Mermaid...
04:33Oh, boy, I tell you.
04:35You, boy.
04:36Be careful, be careful.
04:40That point is pointy, pointy.
04:45Buy George.
04:47And I've got the money to buy George.
04:48That's a Japanese sailor.
04:53Hey!
04:54You officer?
05:03Officer?
05:03How do you know I'm an officer in 11 different companies?
05:06Good!
05:07Good!
05:08I have divisions in England, France, Italy, the Near East, the Far East, and the Middle East.
05:12It's our great honor to capture you.
05:15Capture me?
05:16Are you, prisoner?
05:18Come with me.
05:19Wait a minute!
05:20That's incredible!
05:21That's impossible!
05:23It's credible and possible.
05:27All right.
05:27Well, sayonara!
05:28Bye!
05:29Bye!
05:29Stop!
05:30Stop!
05:31Then one minute Mr. Howell was there, and the next minute, poof, he was gone.
05:34Mr. Howell always manages to be somewhere else when there's work to be done.
05:37He's hiding.
05:38Yeah, but this is the first time ever in the stomach of a sea serpent.
05:41Hi, and don't go swimming.
05:43I'm not exactly dressed for it.
05:45Ginger, you see if you can calm him down.
05:47You do look kind of worried, Gilligan.
05:49No, I'm not worried.
05:50I'm the least bit worried.
05:51Scared, yeah, but I'm not worried.
05:52And he's upset because he thinks Mr. Howell has disappeared.
05:55Oh.
05:56Would you like me to help you go look for him?
05:58No.
05:59Well, I could go first.
06:00No, it's too dangerous for a lady.
06:02Well, you could go first.
06:03No, it's too dangerous for a man.
06:04How about you, Professor?
06:05You want to go along with us?
06:06No, Gilligan.
06:06I'm going to stay right here and finish my work.
06:15You still behind me, Ginger?
06:16I'm right behind you, Gilligan.
06:18I was walking along this path, not even thinking of lobsters, let alone sea monsters.
06:21And believe me, I'd let alone sea monsters if I had my choice.
06:27And I was standing right over here.
06:29Mr. Howell came up to me, and then he started walking up the beach.
06:32And I stood here.
06:33Ginger, are you still behind me?
06:39What was that?
06:41It sounded like Ginger.
06:42But she's with Gilligan.
06:43Oh, Professor, I refuse to listen to anything more.
06:45Gilligan's a very nice little boy.
06:47I didn't mean it like that.
06:48Well, what's happening?
06:50Well, I was about to explain to Mrs. Howell that her husband's been eaten by a sea serpent.
06:53Oh, that's silly.
06:54Thurston wasn't even dressed for dinner.
06:57Did you say he was eaten by a sea serpent?
07:00No, no, no.
07:00Gilligan said it.
07:02Oh, that's different.
07:03Mrs. Howell, you stay here and wait for the skipper.
07:05Send him down to the lagoon.
07:06Come on, Marianne.
07:07I'll explain it on the way.
07:08I'll save you, Ginger.
07:09I'll save you.
07:11Don't give up, Ginger.
07:13Ginger, hold your breath.
07:15I'll save you.
07:16You don't believe him, do you?
07:17No, but there may be trouble.
07:19Don't give up, Ginger.
07:20You stay here.
07:21Why?
07:22Because I'm going to find out exactly what's happening.
07:24I'll save you.
07:26I'll save you.
07:26Don't give up, Ginger.
07:27Gilligan, what happened?
07:29The sea serpent ate Ginger.
07:30Why did she scream?
07:31Because it hurts.
07:33Gilligan, will you get hold of yourself and tell me, step by step, exactly what happened?
07:37Well, Ginger and me came down from camp to the beach.
07:39That is, I did.
07:41Ginger became an appetizer.
07:42In other words, she was standing right over there where Marianne is now.
07:45Where Marianne isn't.
07:46Gilligan, for the last time...
07:49Marianne!
07:51Marianne!
07:53Marianne!
07:55Marianne!
07:55Professor, Professor, it's no use.
07:57It's just no use.
07:58Marianne has become a solid.
07:59There is a perfectly logical and normal reason for what's happening.
08:02Uh-huh.
08:03A hungry sea serpent.
08:04Nonsense.
08:05Maybe you're right.
08:05After Mr. Howell's Ginger and Marianne, he's probably full.
08:09Gilligan, I'll stand guard here.
08:10You go back to camp and you help Mrs. Howell find the skipper.
08:12You'll stay right here?
08:13I promise.
08:14Even if you're eaten?
08:15Gilligan, will you hurry up?
08:16Right.
08:20Marianne!
08:21Howell!
08:22Hey, skipper!
08:23Mrs. Howell!
08:24Oh.
08:25Oh.
08:26Poor Mrs. Howell.
08:28Well, at least she's with Mr. Howell now.
08:32Gilligan?
08:33Oh, skipper, am I good to see you?
08:34Oh.
08:35I thought I told you to go get some lobsters.
08:37Oh, is that a big mistake?
08:39Well, where is everybody?
08:40Out to lunch.
08:41Out for lunch?
08:42The hard way.
08:44Please, now, why don't you start making some sense?
08:46Right, make some sense.
08:47Where should I begin?
08:49Well, if you start at the beginning, that's always a good place.
08:51I was catching lobsters, right?
08:52Right.
08:53Then I saw the sea serpent, right?
08:54Right.
08:54And then he ate Mr. Howell, Ginger, Marianne, and poor Mrs. Howell.
08:57Gilligan!
08:58You're gonna lose my temper, am I?
08:59I'm not gonna get angry and blow my top, am I?
09:01No, I'm just gonna make you start over.
09:04You don't believe me, do you?
09:05Little buddy, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but no, I don't believe you.
09:07Then I don't want to talk about it.
09:10Now, tell me what happened.
09:11Nothing happened.
09:13Gilligan, where has everybody gone?
09:15Well, you and me are here.
09:16Professors down at the beach.
09:17And the rest, they all got eaten up by a night...
09:18A sea serpent, so there.
09:21I suppose that you saw them eaten by the sea serpent?
09:24No, not exactly.
09:25Well, now we're getting someplace.
09:26We are?
09:27Yes, we are.
09:27We're getting down to the beach and find the professor.
09:29Now, come on.
09:30Not me.
09:30I'm not going back down there.
09:31All right, suit yourself.
09:33Don't forget to say hello to Mrs. Howell for me.
09:48Very ingenious.
09:51Very ingenious.
09:53Well, I'm glad that you approve.
09:55You notice how he's got this constructed?
09:57If we try to squeeze through or push or pull these bamboo poles,
10:01it tightens the wire and pulls the pin out of the grenade.
10:04And pow, splash, pow.
10:06Must you be so graphic?
10:07I don't understand, Mr. Howell.
10:09It could be to our advantage.
10:10The pow or the splash?
10:12I only meant that we might be able to reason with this Japanese sailor.
10:15Only a person of intelligence could have constructed a barricade like this
10:18as quickly and as efficiently as he did.
10:20Well, he's smarter than we are.
10:21What do you mean?
10:22Well, he's outside.
10:23We're inside.
10:27Oh, he speaks English.
10:34All right, now.
10:36Time for interrogation.
10:38Now, look.
10:39This is really all quite unnecessary.
10:41The war has been over for more than 20 years.
10:43I've heard of sore losers, but he's ridiculous.
10:49You don't call me ridiculous.
10:51Surely you must have heard about the ending of the war on your radio.
10:54Radio broke in 1942.
10:59Transmitter 2.
11:00But pretty soon, I get spare parts.
11:03When?
11:03Oh, when I get leave.
11:06The spare parts come Japan.
11:09It's about two.
11:10Have you heard about our discount houses?
11:12Don't talk in code.
11:13Don't talk in code.
11:14Just give me information of our supply depot, ammunition, headquarters, everything.
11:19Now, look.
11:20There is no ammunition.
11:21There are no headquarters.
11:22The war is over.
11:24What's so better with you?
11:25You think I'm dumbed out?
11:27Huh?
11:27I'm no American.
11:29I went to American college.
11:32I graduated.
11:34Well, that explains everything.
11:37What do you mean?
11:38Well, he's obviously not a Harvard man.
11:39Look at the cut of his trousers.
11:51I don't believe it.
11:52I don't believe it.
11:53I believe it.
11:54It's right here.
11:55I haven't seen one of these since the war.
11:57Which one is it?
11:58The Monitor or the Merrimack?
11:59It's not the Civil War, you lunkhead.
12:01Look at the name of the boat.
12:02Somebody sure has terrible handwriting.
12:07I can't make out USS anything.
12:10Gilligan, it's Japanese.
12:11This really clears a lot of things up.
12:13It's in the papers all the time.
12:15Every year you read where they left some Japanese on a deserted island, they don't know the war is over yet.
12:19It looked a lot bigger when it was a sea serpent.
12:21Must have the rest of the group held captive.
12:23Then it's up to us to save them, huh?
12:24That's right, Gilligan.
12:25All I have to do is get in the sub, sail away, and bring back help.
12:28You're a genius, Skipper.
12:30I know.
12:31And with the sub gone, it wouldn't make sense.
12:33That sailor wouldn't dare kill you and the rest of the group.
12:36Me?
12:36Me?
12:36How do I get captured?
12:37Well, I've got faith in you, Gilligan.
12:39Oh, thanks, Skipper.
12:41Whoops.
12:42Bon voyage, Skipper.
12:43Have a good trip.
12:44Wait a minute, Gilligan.
12:46I'm stuck.
12:47Can you kick it in?
12:48No, Gilligan.
12:49Can you kick it out?
12:50No, Gilligan.
12:51Oh, but that's why you're stuck.
12:53Yes.
12:55Here, some coconut oil to make you slippery.
12:58Coconut oil is gooey.
13:00Yeah, it'll make you more slippery.
13:02Here, come on.
13:03Let's go.
13:06Yeah, see?
13:07I think it'll work.
13:08Yeah, come on, Skipper.
13:09Let's go.
13:11Spilligan!
13:13You're spreading me the wrong way.
13:15Oh, here.
13:21See, it worked.
13:22Well, that's right, little buddy.
13:25It worked fine.
13:26Now, get ready.
13:28You're going to have to captain the submarine.
13:29Me?
13:30Yes.
13:32Get down there behind that wheel.
13:34It's simple.
13:35Just drive it like an automobile.
13:37Are you sure?
13:37Yes.
13:39Just look at the dashboard and follow the instructions.
13:42If you say so.
13:43Head northwest and you'll hit Hawaii.
13:45You can depend on me, Skipper.
13:47I wish you hadn't said that, Gilligan.
13:49Just remember, your life is in my hand.
13:51Wish you hadn't said that either.
13:54Good luck, little buddy.
13:58I forgot it was a convertible.
14:13I forgot it was a convertible.
14:14I forgot it was a convertible.
14:15I forgot it was a convertible.
14:16I forgot it was a convertible.
14:17I forgot it was a convertible.
14:18I forgot it was a convertible.
14:19I forgot it was a convertible.
14:20I forgot it was a convertible.
14:21I forgot it was a convertible.
14:22I forgot it was a convertible.
14:23I forgot it was a convertible.
14:24I forgot it was a convertible.
14:25I forgot it was a convertible.
14:26I forgot it was a convertible.
14:27I forgot it was a convertible.
14:28I forgot it was a convertible.
14:29I forgot it was a convertible.
14:30I forgot it was a convertible.
14:31I forgot it was a convertible.
14:32I forgot it was a convertible.
14:33I forgot it was a convertible.
14:34No, no!
15:01Hey, you!
15:02There's seven people captured on that island.
15:03Come on! Buy a Japanese sailor!
15:05Hey, you!
15:07Look, I know exactly where they are.
15:09Come on, come on, come on!
15:10Hurry up, we gotta hurry!
15:11Come on, let's go, come on!
15:12Get the Navy, follow me.
15:13I know exactly where they are.
15:15Gilligan!
15:16Skipper, how did you get in Hawaii?
15:18You never left the lagoon.
15:20I didn't?
15:21No, Gilligan, I told you to head northwest.
15:23I know that.
15:24Well, then why didn't you do what I told you?
15:26Because you didn't tell me what northwest looked like in Japanese.
15:28Japanese?
15:29Yeah, all the records down there were written like that.
15:31Oh, I've never thought of that.
15:33Well, Gilligan, we've got to find that sailor and have him teach you.
15:36I could learn real fast.
15:37Good, Gilligan.
15:38Now, if you were a Japanese sailor, where would you be?
15:42In Tokyo.
15:42I mean here on the island, Gilligan.
15:45I've got to find that Japanese sailor.
15:48Come on.
15:50Would you settle, say, for general manager of my European sales force?
15:54I'm Japanese sailor.
15:57Imperial Navy.
15:58I'm loyal to my emperor.
15:59Well, loyalty is something I admire in every man.
16:01It's a positive virtue.
16:02But, uh, would you be loyal, say, to $50,000?
16:06No, no, no.
16:09But thank you for important information.
16:13Information?
16:14What information?
16:15That war is nearly over, and that American army is in bad, bad shape.
16:21I never said the American army was in bad shape.
16:23Must be.
16:25To make men like you, officer.
16:26I've got to talk to a lady prisoner.
16:32Arigato!
16:56You are married to Big Mouth, huh?
17:03I am Mrs. Thurston Howell III.
17:06Have been two other like that?
17:08There may be a Thurston Howell IV.
17:11Wonder why emperor won the United States?
17:14I demand you let us out of here immediately.
17:17Oh, no can do.
17:19Then I have nothing more to say to you, you...
17:22you camera bug.
17:23I changed my mind.
17:27Then you're going to let us go free?
17:29Uh, no.
17:30I was going to torture your husband, but now I'll leave that to you.
17:35Oh, Marianne, I think I've been insulted.
17:38Uh, you, you, I don't ask yet, huh?
17:40Maybe you give me information, huh?
17:43I'd rather die.
17:44Uh, that could be arranged.
17:46Oh?
17:47Oh, hey, don't go away, no.
17:50American movie star, she hurt.
17:52Oh.
17:53Oh, I, I think I sprained my ankle.
17:56Oh, it's too bad.
17:58Maybe if you rub it.
18:00I, I mean, men's hands are so strong.
18:05I was a strongest seller in all navy.
18:08Oh, I broke five boards, one inch thick, with karate.
18:12And you're so handsome, too.
18:16Oh, handsome, oh, no.
18:20Yes, you are.
18:23A good rookie, maybe.
18:25Very good rookie.
18:27You're a good rookie, too.
18:28Thanks.
18:30Thanks.
18:30You know, if we were back in Hollywood now, why'd they go crazy about you?
18:35Hollywood?
18:36Me?
18:37We?
18:37Oh, yes.
18:39There's lots and lots of parts for big, strong Japanese men.
18:43Oh, well, I could play a movie star, like, uh, uh, Love of Taylor, huh?
18:50Or like, uh, Love of Montgomery, huh?
18:53How about the other one?
18:54Or Broad Bridges.
18:55Oh, you've got such smooth hair and a handsome face.
19:02And groggy.
19:04Very groggy.
19:07And strong hair.
19:09Oh, please.
19:11New steam glasses.
19:14Ginger, I wouldn't do that.
19:16Why not?
19:17I don't think he's had a shore leave in over 20 years.
19:20I demand that you release us.
19:22Oh, after all, the war is over.
19:24And I won't speak to you again if you don't.
19:27How do you say no in English?
19:28Ah, no.
19:36I don't sleep for 48 hours.
19:39I must sleep.
19:40You seem to be forgetting the rules of the Geneva Conference.
19:43Officers are entitled to special treatment.
19:45Huh.
19:46Well, you get special prison camp?
19:49I'm referring to the cocktail hour.
19:51You sure he's on your side?
19:53Not always.
19:54I sleep over there.
19:57Huh.
19:58Don't you escape, huh?
19:59Escape?
20:00The way you fix this chicken coop?
20:02How am I going to escape?
20:04Oh, true.
20:05True.
20:06Say, how did you learn to do this?
20:09Pictures.
20:10Pictures?
20:11American pictures.
20:13With John Wayne.
20:15He's up there.
20:23Oh.
20:27What are we going to do?
20:28Watch and see what he does.
20:31Keep an eye on him.
20:32Yeah.
20:33What are you going to do?
20:34I'm going to let them out.
20:36Okay.
20:37Now, if he makes a move, whistle.
20:39Oh, like this.
20:40Whistling.
20:43You want to get us captured?
20:46No.
20:46No.
20:53Counting on you now, Kelligan.
20:55Don't worry, Skipper.
20:55Your life is in my hands.
20:57I wish you wouldn't keep saying that.
21:00Watch it.
21:15Oh, am I glad...
21:16Shh.
21:18I'll have you out of here in no time.
21:21Skipper, take you a week to saw through those, even if you had a saw.
21:25Don't, don't, don't, don't do that.
21:33Why not?
21:34Well, because of pow and smash and other goy details I can't go into right now.
21:39See, he's got a rig with grenades, the slightest pressure and pow.
21:45I'll dig you out of him.
21:55I'll dig you out of here.
22:19Bye, vai.
24:01He's gone.
24:03He was the only one who could have taught us how to run that submarine.
24:05He can't be, Skipper. He can't be.
24:06Oh, I think he's headed for Hollywood.
24:08We've got to get to that sub before he does. Come on.
24:10Oh, I think he can't be, Skipper.
24:26Extremely poor seamanship. He'd be drummed out of the Sunnybrook Yacht Club.
24:31You understand it? He's driving that thing like he was drunk.
24:33He's not drunk, Skipper.
24:35He not have grasses on.
25:03In the Tropic Island nest.
25:05No phones. No lights. No motor cars.
25:07Not a single luxury.
25:09Like Robinson Crusoe.
25:12It's primitive as can be.
25:14So join us here each week, my friends.
25:16You're sure to get a smile.
25:18For seven stranded castaways.
25:21Here on Gilligan's Isle.
25:23See you next week.
25:23Bye.
25:24Bye.
25:28Bye.
25:49Bye.
25:49Bye.
25:50Bye.
25:51Bye.
25:52Bye.
25:52Bye.
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