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00:00:00Grrrrrrrrrr!
00:00:30Can you feel it? Do you feel it?
00:00:40There's a light in the sky.
00:00:46Merry Christmas!
00:00:50Merry Christmas!
00:00:52Hey, can you just grab that punch?
00:01:13Okay.
00:01:14I love the smell of ketchup in the morning.
00:01:30Well, Ron, I got a hot dog with ketchup and a small serving of fries.
00:01:34Yes, can I also get one with mustard?
00:01:36You got it.
00:01:44Excuse me, Harpy, come on.
00:01:56Didn't think this one through, did you?
00:01:58Three, two, one.
00:02:02Bye-bye.
00:02:14No, you stay here.
00:02:18We'd like to remind all passengers to ensure they have all their belongings before leaving the station.
00:02:24We're not responsible.
00:02:26Oh, hey there, Falcon.
00:02:27Special delivery.
00:02:28Thanks so much.
00:02:29See you tonight.
00:02:32Okay, I think you might have dropped this.
00:02:34Thanks so much for thinking of me.
00:02:36Just don't forget about tonight, all right?
00:02:40Is there anyone there?
00:02:41Oh, stuck again?
00:02:42Oh, uh, guilty.
00:02:45Check out what I got for you.
00:02:46Oh, I love it.
00:02:47Enjoy.
00:02:51See you tonight.
00:02:52I don't know about you, but I'm starting to...
00:02:53I've got presents.
00:02:54Oh, yay!
00:02:56All right, this one's for you.
00:02:57Heads up, catch.
00:02:58Got it, thanks.
00:02:59Here, got your favorite sardines?
00:03:00Excellent.
00:03:01Got any dessert by any chance?
00:03:03Not today, sorry.
00:03:04But don't you worry, because tonight, my furry friends, we won't be eating the same old garbage.
00:03:08No, tonight, we'll finally be lucky enough to stuff our faces and still go back for a second.
00:03:13Tonight, there'll be a three-course meal big enough for all of us.
00:03:16For you, for you, and even you, my shy little munchkin.
00:03:19For me?
00:03:20Because tonight, we're gonna celebrate Christmas!
00:03:24Yeah!
00:03:25Yeah!
00:03:27Falcon!
00:03:28Falcon!
00:03:29Falcon!
00:03:29Falcon!
00:03:30Falcon!
00:03:30Falcon!
00:03:31Falcon!
00:03:31Falcon!
00:03:31Falcon!
00:03:32Falcon!
00:03:32Falcon!
00:03:33Falcon!
00:03:33All his fighting styles make me laugh.
00:03:39If you'd been in a special forces like Steven, you'd be up to stuff.
00:03:42Because when it's time to fight, there's only one style that works.
00:03:45That's Kraken!
00:03:46That's where you're wrong.
00:03:47It's the Force!
00:03:48Smokeurun's Suplex!
00:03:50No, it's Kraken!
00:03:51No, the Force!
00:03:53No, it's Suplex!
00:03:54No, it's crackin'!
00:03:56Force!
00:03:57Two things!
00:03:58Crap!
00:03:59Hey, uncles!
00:04:00Want a hot dog?
00:04:02Si, go for it, Falchal!
00:04:04Okay.
00:04:11You still got it, huh?
00:04:13Well, I had some great senseis.
00:04:15How you feeling about the big job?
00:04:17Good. Everything is going according to plan, and tonight we celebrate.
00:04:20But I gotta get moving, uncles.
00:04:21And we gotta get moving to burn off some calories to make room for the feast you're gonna bring us tonight!
00:04:25Alright? Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:04:29I'm here!
00:04:30I could lose a little poise over here!
00:04:32I see.
00:04:34Olé!
00:04:36Well, the way, Falcon, can Rico know about your plan?
00:04:39Yeah, but I already regret telling him.
00:04:44Ah! Maurice!
00:04:46Rico, how many times I gotta tell you? Call me Falcon.
00:04:48Sure, sure. Whatever you want, Maurice.
00:04:51Look, we gotta talk.
00:04:52Are you sure you wanna do this job?
00:04:54We don't even know this guy.
00:04:55What's his name again?
00:04:56Hans.
00:04:57Yeah, Hans.
00:04:58Hans and his so-called sure thing.
00:04:59Thanks, Falcon.
00:05:00I'm not gonna lie.
00:05:01He scares the heck out of me.
00:05:02I'm not sure we should trust him.
00:05:04I mean, hitting up a hot dog stand, fine.
00:05:06A little grocery store when things are tight, sure, but we're talking about a train.
00:05:09Is it really worth the risk?
00:05:11If this job goes south, it's a one-way ticket to the slammer.
00:05:13Rico, you gotta stop worrying.
00:05:14Come on, this is what I do.
00:05:16Right, right.
00:05:17Like when you came up with that genius idea to pinch the pepperoni from those dog dogs?
00:05:21Thanks, Falcon.
00:05:23You were this close to being dog chow.
00:05:25Yeah, but I got it done, didn't I?
00:05:27Yeah, you always say that, but this one's too dangerous.
00:05:30Let this Hans guy do it himself.
00:05:33But Rico, how can we pass up the opportunity to finally have a real feast on Christmas?
00:05:38Just imagine, for the first time, we can all celebrate together with full bellies,
00:05:42without our friends worrying which trash can our next meal's coming from.
00:05:46And who's the guy everyone expects to make it happen?
00:05:49Thanks, Falcon!
00:05:50You heard him, Falcon.
00:05:52Hmm, whatever you say.
00:05:55But please, just watch your back, Maurice.
00:05:58All right, Rico.
00:06:01I've got to fly.
00:06:05Huh.
00:06:06Huh.
00:06:11If I'm not, I kind of got to get lost.
00:06:28Excuse me, could you give me a hand with my suitcase?
00:06:38Of course, sir.
00:06:39Oh, thank you. This is very well.
00:06:40Merry Christmas.
00:06:42Where are we putting the snake?
00:06:43It usually likes being somewhere dark. Let's put him in the back.
00:06:47Don't worry. I'll see you in a couple of hours.
00:06:49Try to get some sleep during the trip.
00:06:52See you soon.
00:06:58Huh?
00:07:15Huh?
00:07:19Huh?
00:07:20Hans? Come in. I'm in position. Hans, do you read me?
00:07:37I read you loud and clear, Falcon. Make your way towards the engine. Operation Christmas Feast is now a go.
00:07:50That's it, Janice. Just breathe, my little quinoa. Feel the connection to the cosmos.
00:08:13Oh, Jimmy. The stars are telling me we're going to be amazing parents.
00:08:17Oh, you're expecting babies?
00:08:19Yeah.
00:08:20And if our celestial stars are aligned, there should be ten of us this Christmas.
00:08:24Well, how about you, little sunflower? Are you ready for the journey?
00:08:27My owner and I take the train together all the time, but I gotta say, I've never been on one like this.
00:08:31They say it's one of the fastest trains in the whole world.
00:08:36You sure you're connected the red to the red?
00:08:38Huh? Uh, yeah, of course. The engine has been hacked.
00:08:44Good. Now to the next phase.
00:08:46Oh, no. I'm telling you, this train's ultra-modern.
00:08:49Really?
00:08:50Oh, yeah. All the controls are state-of-the-art. It's cutting-edge technology.
00:08:53Oh, boy. Well, you know, all this tech stuff is very foreign to us.
00:08:57We're just happy to lay in the sun.
00:08:59And when our train arrives on time.
00:09:01Oh, yes. I'd hope they wouldn't be running late on Christmas Eve.
00:09:04Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:09:06You all right, friend? You look a bit shaky.
00:09:08I don't like traveling. I get motion sickness.
00:09:11Well, don't you worry. I'm sure everything's gonna be fine.
00:09:17Oh, by the way, my name's Judy.
00:09:20Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch- Judy.
00:09:25It's nice to meet you.
00:09:27Mm-hmm.
00:09:29And my name is, is, is, uh, Kaka!
00:09:32Huh?
00:09:33Coco! Coco! It's Coco! Not, not, not Kaka!
00:09:36Huh?
00:09:41Okay, just finished an economy.
00:09:43Ah, you're doing great, Falcon. Keep it up.
00:09:49You all fitting on the train?
00:09:50Yeah, I'm just waiting for someone to give me a hand with my suitcase. You?
00:09:57Hello, Mr. Musician.
00:10:02That's a bit of a sad song you're playing, isn't it?
00:10:12Momo, do you think I have a shot at that ninja role in Toro City?
00:10:16I still can't stand on my hind legs.
00:10:18You know the biz, Leo. They audition no names like us, then cast a star.
00:10:21We're at the bar.
00:10:22Yeah, except for our commercials were pretty smart.
00:10:25Need to cut back on your spending?
00:10:27Well, I've got good news.
00:10:28At Price Mart, we've got savings for days.
00:10:30Milk, fruits, cleaners, couches, gas, and chainsaws.
00:10:33And, of course, our famous pizzas.
00:10:35Don't miss out!
00:10:36Price Mart, locations are open 24-7.
00:10:39Aww.
00:10:40That's it! You guys are into those Price Mart commercials!
00:10:42I knew I'd seen you both somewhere!
00:10:44I can't wait to tell the team I travel with celebrities!
00:10:47Oh, I wouldn't call us celebrities.
00:10:49We're C-listers at best.
00:10:51Date players.
00:10:52Mascots.
00:10:53Yes, that'd be a modest.
00:10:55I bet someday you'll both be huge stars.
00:10:57But in the meantime, make sure it don't go to your head, huh?
00:11:00Yeah.
00:11:01Falcon, you gotta wrap this up.
00:11:02We need to be done before the train leaves.
00:11:04Okay.
00:11:05Where am I? Where'd my owner go?
00:11:16What is this cage?
00:11:17Who's that guy?
00:11:18Okay, okay, okay.
00:11:19I've been kidnapped.
00:11:20Oh!
00:11:21Hey!
00:11:22Have you also been kidnapped?
00:11:24Oh, my poor owner must be sick with worry.
00:11:27Hey, hey!
00:11:28Do you have any sugar?
00:11:29Huh?
00:11:30Sugar!
00:11:31No.
00:11:32Why would I have any sugar?
00:11:33Okay.
00:11:34You're stuck eating kibble, aren't you?
00:11:36I know all about kibble.
00:11:37If you had any idea what was in it, I know all about it.
00:11:40I have sources.
00:11:41I follow people on social media.
00:11:42That's where the truth comes out.
00:11:44Woohoo!
00:11:45For example, veggies are a lie!
00:11:46But they make you think that you should eat them like five times a day!
00:11:49No, no, no, no, no!
00:11:50The truth is that we should only be eating sugar!
00:11:53Tons of sugar!
00:11:55Oh!
00:11:56Oh!
00:11:57Sugar!
00:12:02Hmm.
00:12:03Sugar puts him to sleep.
00:12:04Well, ain't that something?
00:12:20The gang is gonna be so happy tonight!
00:12:22You said it, Falcon.
00:12:23Now, come on.
00:12:24We're almost there.
00:12:36That's a fun fact!
00:12:37I don't know if you know this, but this train's gonna cross the Devil's Bridge!
00:12:40It's the biggest bridge in the whole entire...
00:12:42Huh?
00:12:43Huh?
00:12:44Huh?
00:12:45Too easy!
00:12:46Yes!
00:12:47All set, Hans.
00:12:48We have control of the train.
00:12:49You can unlock the food supply now.
00:12:50Huh?
00:12:51Huh?
00:12:52Huh?
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00:13:00Huh?
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00:13:05Huh?
00:13:06Huh?
00:13:07Huh?
00:13:08Huh?
00:13:09Huh?
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00:13:13Huh?
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00:13:15Huh?
00:13:16Huh?
00:13:25Oh, he doesn't look that chill, does he?
00:13:27That's strange.
00:13:28Smells like a thieves bin in here.
00:13:30Hans, did you open the food supply?
00:13:32We got a cop dog here.
00:13:34Hurry up!
00:13:35Hans!
00:13:36Hans?
00:13:37Do you read me?
00:13:39Hans!
00:13:40So it begins.
00:13:42What's happening? What are they saying?
00:14:06What's the delay?
00:14:08Ma'am, we should be getting on our way very soon.
00:14:12Look at that. Sounds like the train's actually going to leave early.
00:14:18Well, this is the first time for everything.
00:14:21It's going to be 75 degrees today in Bay City.
00:14:24And now, a word from our sponsors.
00:14:33Happy trails.
00:14:35Hans, we all good? The train's moving.
00:14:39Maggie? Maggie!
00:14:42Oh, no! Maggie! Maggie!
00:14:44No! Maggie!
00:14:46Maggie!
00:14:50No!
00:15:03Hans? Hans?
00:15:05Well, you certainly seem like a seasoned traveler.
00:15:08Oh, yeah! Lisa and I really have the travel bug. Here's a pic of us in Japan and one in Columbia.
00:15:13Like the adventurers. We prefer to travel in the astro plane.
00:15:17Oh, yeah. We can go far. Real far.
00:15:19Coming up next, our holiday blooper reel.
00:15:24Here we go with more dumb videos of cats being exploited. Do we really need to watch more of this?
00:15:29Come on. It's funny.
00:15:31Hans! Hans!
00:15:49Yes, sir.
00:15:49The train took off on its own, and it's moving through the city.
00:15:52Yes, sir. That's right. We have no way of stopping it.
00:15:59Hey, so, that ninja roll. Is it for a film?
00:16:02Oh, it's a real long shot that I get the roll.
00:16:04So you were a big movie buff, huh, Doc?
00:16:06Oh, yeah. But my real passion's football. I mean, check it out.
00:16:09And bring it everywhere.
00:16:15Oh, sugar. I lose sugar.
00:16:23Come on. Santa's got places to be.
00:16:27Ho, ho, ho!
00:16:29Oh, no. My sleigh.
00:16:40Hey, you. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Aren't you supposed to be in a cage?
00:16:44Looks like we have a free letter.
00:16:46Uh.
00:16:47Huh?
00:16:48Uh.
00:16:50Ha, surprise ticket check. Show me your tickets, everyone.
00:16:53Oh, but I don't have my own ticket.
00:16:55Ah, well, then I'm going to have to report you.
00:16:56Oh, please don't.
00:16:57I'm just kidding. Have a good trip.
00:16:59This stray is trying to hit your free ride. Typical.
00:17:03If he wanted a free ride, he wouldn't be trying to get off the train.
00:17:06I'm sniffing a thief in our midst.
00:17:10Me? A thief? Ha, ha, ha. That's a good one, Rex.
00:17:13How do you know my name?
00:17:15Ninety percent of police dogs are named Rex.
00:17:17Hmm. You're quick.
00:17:19But I'm still taking you in at the next stop.
00:17:21Oh, yeah? You think some washed-up old pooch in a cage is going to stop the Falcon?
00:17:26Falcon?
00:17:27A raccoon who names himself after a bird?
00:17:29He's named after a bird because he can fly. I saw him flying with my own eyes.
00:17:33Oh, yeah, I'm sure you saw him flying. By the seat of his pants.
00:17:37This is weird. Why is the train going so fast?
00:17:39Hmm. There's been a lot of strange coincidences. Huh, Falcon? Why are you on this train?
00:17:44Uh, so, uh, you saw me flying before, huh? Wanna know how I learned to do it?
00:17:50Oh, yes.
00:17:50Oh, well, the truth is, I've always been an orphan. An orphaned raccoon isn't anyone's dream pet. No one wanted to take me in. No one helped feed me. No one even looked at me.
00:18:01Poor thing.
00:18:02Then one day I was looking through some trash cans. You went through the trash. I had a feeling.
00:18:07Of course. What else could I do? I didn't have an owner to fill my food bowl every day.
00:18:11Yes, well, I think it's more a matter of will.
00:18:13Whatever.
00:18:14Anyway, a human snuck up on me. And then, he pulled out a rifle, and back! He shot me. And took out a chunk of my ear.
00:18:26What a performance!
00:18:27Easy, wheezy's good.
00:18:28So there I was, weak and unable to feed myself. I wandered aimlessly for hours. I was exhausted. But just when I thought all hope was lost, a falcon spotted me from the sky.
00:18:41He saved me. And took me in like I was one of his own. He even taught me the ancient ways of a falcon. Speed. Agility. Dexterity. Eventually, I inherited his powers, like supervision.
00:19:00And, of course, the power of flight. And that, my friends, is how I became a falcon. And got this nickname.
00:19:11That's so great!
00:19:13It's completely ridiculous.
00:19:15And this? Is this also ridiculous?
00:19:17Oh, wow.
00:19:19What is it?
00:19:20This is the bullet that hit me in the ear. I've kept it with me ever since the day I got shot.
00:19:25To remind myself that no matter what, you never let your guard down.
00:19:29Now, playtime's over.
00:19:31Well, I'm glad your guard's up, falcon, because you're going straight to the pound.
00:19:47Oh, no. I'm so scared.
00:19:54Where am I?
00:19:55Ah, right. I've been kidnapped.
00:19:57Okay. I think we may have hit something.
00:20:09Hmm. Must have been a flying saucer.
00:20:11Definitely. With aliens.
00:20:13Extraterrestrials. Extraterrestrials are everywhere these days.
00:20:16There's tons of videos on it.
00:20:17Hey, hey. Do you have any sugar?
00:20:18Breaking news. We're receiving numerous reports that a runaway train is speeding its way across the peaceful town of Bay City.
00:20:29The train has already caused some damage, smashing through a construction site on Scott Avenue.
00:20:33Fortunately, there were no injuries.
00:20:35No power has no element from any one of the people.
00:20:38Some of them have to go away.
00:20:39There's no passengers aboard the train, but there is a full car carrying...
00:20:43Oh, those poor things.
00:20:44I wouldn't want to be them.
00:20:46Amigos, look at these. That's falcon's train.
00:20:53Woo-hoo!
00:20:55Uh, Johnson, uh, this is fun.
00:20:57Yeah. This is what it's all about, Johnson.
00:20:59Did you remember the camera battery this time?
00:21:01Uh, yeah. I got it. We're good.
00:21:03Johnson and Johnson, you guys are currently pursuing the train, correct?
00:21:06Yes, that's right, Michael. We're actually just caught up to it now.
00:21:09We're almost parallel to the tail car, the one carrying all the animals.
00:21:13The train is about to pass Siegel Island.
00:21:15What we are witnessing here is without a doubt the biggest railway story in the history of Bay City.
00:21:21We're doing our best to bring you as close to the action as we can.
00:21:23Uh, I don't want to worry anyone, but I'm pretty sure the train they're talking about is this one.
00:21:28Oh?
00:21:29Soon the train will be outside the city and we'll be up...
00:21:31Falcon hasn't checked in yet.
00:21:34He might be stuck on the train.
00:21:35Steven, go get Rico, rapido.
00:21:37All right.
00:21:45I'm told we have reporters on the ground talking to the owners of some of the trapped animals on the train.
00:21:50Oh, I was devastated because my poor little Randy is on that train.
00:21:54Ah, that's my owner. She's going to save us.
00:21:56Rebecca, Rebecca.
00:21:57All my fans can relax because my sponsor bought me a brand new dog.
00:22:01So please come visit us.
00:22:02She replaced me!
00:22:05Oh, look, Sugar!
00:22:05Come on!
00:22:06You can get a photo with my new partner.
00:22:08I mean, come on, just look how cute he is.
00:22:10Look at his little face.
00:22:11And do you have a pet on the train as well, young lady?
00:22:13Yeah, her name is Maggie.
00:22:15And she's all alone on that train and I'm really scared for her.
00:22:18We need to find a way to help those animals.
00:22:21We can't just leave them all.
00:22:22Oh, that poor little girl.
00:22:24Yes, Cynthia.
00:22:25And it seems like it's only going to get worse.
00:22:27A fiery explosive crash seems unavoidable.
00:22:30Huh?
00:22:30Huh?
00:22:31Oh, my babies!
00:22:32Huh?
00:22:32Huh?
00:22:33Hmm?
00:22:34Oh!
00:22:35Oh!
00:22:38What?
00:22:39I'm going to get off the bench and help us?
00:22:41We're not worth the risk.
00:22:42I don't want to end up cooked like a pizza.
00:22:45I'm tired.
00:22:49Hello there.
00:22:50Enjoying the ride?
00:22:51Not too bumpy?
00:22:53From where I'm standing, it's all going perfectly.
00:22:56Because after planning this for months, I hacked this train and now I have complete control.
00:23:03Watch this.
00:23:04I can accelerate.
00:23:07Or hit the brake.
00:23:10Accelerate or brake.
00:23:12Accelerate or brake.
00:23:13Accelerate or brake.
00:23:14Accelerate or brake.
00:23:15You're all at my mercy.
00:23:19This guy's taking one tackle too many.
00:23:21We haven't done anything to you.
00:23:23No, you've done nothing to me.
00:23:24But as luck would have it, you're traveling with the one person I've sworn vengeance on.
00:23:30That's right.
00:23:30We finally meet again.
00:23:32Rex.
00:23:34Huh?
00:23:34Do we know each other?
00:23:36Huh?
00:23:37Well, yeah.
00:23:38Hans.
00:23:38Uh, the Hans gang.
00:23:40Uh, no idea.
00:23:42It's me.
00:23:43Five years ago, those kibble robberies from a bunch of vet clinics.
00:23:46That was me.
00:23:47My gang.
00:23:48Come on.
00:23:48We had quite the reputation.
00:23:50I did five years in a pound because of you and you don't even remember?
00:23:54I've arrested countless scumbags like you and Falcon.
00:23:56Sometimes ten of them a day.
00:23:57Sorry I don't remember them all.
00:23:59The...
00:24:00It doesn't matter.
00:24:03After today, you won't forget me.
00:24:05Goodbye, Rex.
00:24:09We're all gonna die.
00:24:11Not gonna lie.
00:24:11Didn't see that in the stars.
00:24:13He doesn't remember me.
00:24:18He forgot about me.
00:24:24How the heck do you not remember me, Rex?
00:24:26Not yet, sir.
00:24:27You have no idea what it's like to spend five years in the pound.
00:24:31To lose your gang.
00:24:33And the rat in the middle of nowhere.
00:24:38Just you wait and see.
00:24:41Get off.
00:24:44Rex!
00:24:45Rex!
00:24:45Rex!
00:24:46Rex!
00:24:47Rex!
00:24:48Why is this happening?
00:24:51What did we do to deserve this?
00:24:52Hey, you.
00:24:53Don't just stand there.
00:24:54It's game time.
00:24:55Everyone calm down.
00:24:56We'll figure this out.
00:24:57You just gotta let me think.
00:24:58Yeah, well, you might wanna get on that before we crash in Toro City.
00:25:01No, no, no, no.
00:25:02I know the whole route of the train by heart, and we're not gonna crash in Toro City.
00:25:06No.
00:25:07No, we're gonna crash way before then, right here on this bridge.
00:25:11What?
00:25:11Oh, yeah.
00:25:14You see, when you cross the Devil's Bridge, there's a very strict speed limit.
00:25:18And since our train is so heavy and going too fast, we're gonna cause big vibrations on
00:25:22the rails, which will damage the pylons, causing the bridge to collapse, and then the train
00:25:25will explode.
00:25:26Whoa!
00:25:27Whoa!
00:25:29And then we all die.
00:25:31You're welcome.
00:25:32But, but we can't let that happen.
00:25:34There's gotta be something we can do.
00:25:35There might be.
00:25:36If the train was lighter, we might be able to cross, but we'd have to detach at least
00:25:40half of the train cars.
00:25:41Oh, I know what we can do.
00:25:43See, we're at the back of the train, but if we can move up to car number eight, we could
00:25:46detach the cars between first class and economy.
00:25:49Ew.
00:25:49Well, we don't have to pass the economy, do we?
00:25:52Yes, it's the only way to safely detach the cars so that we can cross the bridge without
00:25:56it collapsing and killing us all.
00:25:57That sounds like a great plan.
00:25:58Yeah, except we're all still locked in cages, and the key is all the way in the next car.
00:26:05Whoa.
00:26:06Oh.
00:26:10But, you could go through that trap door and get the key for us.
00:26:15Yes, what do you do, bud?
00:26:19And with all your special falcon abilities, it should be a piece of cake.
00:26:22Oh, yeah, yeah, surely, with all my special falcon abilities, I...
00:26:25But, I mean, it does sound a little dangerous, doesn't it?
00:26:26We're begging you, please save our babies.
00:26:29Me too, you gotta help us.
00:26:30We're counting on you.
00:26:32You're the only one of us who can do this.
00:26:33Yeah, come on.
00:26:34Yeah, okay, I suppose I can give it a try.
00:26:36Are you guys serious?
00:26:37You really want to trust this common thief to save us all?
00:26:40Common?
00:26:40Me?
00:26:41Ha!
00:26:42I'll show you, Grandpa.
00:26:43Uh, everything okay, Mr. Falcon?
00:26:53Oh, yeah.
00:26:53Easy peasy.
00:26:55Huh.
00:26:57Yeah, go on, falcon.
00:26:59At this speed, you're gonna end up like roadkill.
00:27:02Nice going, falcon.
00:27:15Everyone's lives are in your stupid hands.
00:27:17And this is a golden opportunity to have more food than we ever had on Christmas.
00:27:21Yeah, come out to the coast, we'll hang out, have a few laughs.
00:27:24Only thing, you'll have to crawl underneath a runaway train at full speed.
00:27:28Ah, go on, falcon.
00:27:42Hmm?
00:27:45He, he, he.
00:27:50Ah, go on, falcon.
00:27:56Yes!
00:28:16He's in!
00:28:26It feels like he's been gone a long time, doesn't it?
00:28:43Exactly. I wouldn't put it past him to take this opportunity to escape.
00:28:56I told you. Easy peasy. Now, who wants out?
00:29:05It's all right. It's not bad for a thief, huh?
00:29:07I think an apology is an order?
00:29:09Okay. Everyone gets lucky sometime. Now, get me out of this cage. I'll take things from here.
00:29:14Oh, hold on there, Sexarch. I'm not sure you're in the best position to be barking out orders.
00:29:19I'm in a better position than some low-life thug like you.
00:29:22Hey, it was that low-life thug that got us out of these cages.
00:29:25He's the only reason that we still have a chance of surviving.
00:29:28Sure, he boarded his train illegally. He's acting very suspicious and is clearly hiding something.
00:29:33But it's because of this criminal that we're...
00:29:34Thank you. Thank you very much. We all get it.
00:29:37Okay, Rex. I'll let you out.
00:29:39Out of the question.
00:29:44Don't worry, I got you.
00:29:51Huh?
00:29:55I don't mean to burst anyone's bubble, but you can't possibly believe I hacked this train all by myself.
00:30:00In fact, I think it's time I thank the person who was with me from the beginning.
00:30:04The guy who made all of this possible.
00:30:06Huh?
00:30:07Huh?
00:30:07Wait a minute, guys.
00:30:08Hmm.
00:30:08Hey, hey, hey.
00:30:10We can't listen to that psychopath!
00:30:13Eh? What?
00:30:15Listen, guys. He's just trying to get in our heads.
00:30:17Guys, we all need to stick together.
00:30:23Oh, you want to play, Falcon?
00:30:25All right, let's play.
00:30:38All right, forget about that weirdo.
00:30:39We need to find a way to...
00:30:41Don't worry. I'll catch you.
00:30:53Oh!
00:30:57Oh, it's already!
00:30:59Oh!
00:31:01Hey, he's got to move.
00:31:03Oh!
00:31:03Oh!
00:31:03Oh!
00:31:03Oh!
00:31:03Oh!
00:31:03Oh!
00:31:03Oh!
00:31:03Oh!
00:31:04Oh!
00:31:04Oh!
00:31:04Oh!
00:31:04Oh!
00:31:05Oh!
00:31:05Oh!
00:31:05Oh!
00:31:06Oh!
00:31:06Oh!
00:31:06Oh!
00:31:07Oh!
00:31:07Oh!
00:31:07Oh!
00:31:08Oh!
00:31:09Quick! Get out of there!
00:31:12Hurry up!
00:31:23Hey!
00:31:25Hey!
00:31:25Why are you smiling on me?
00:31:27Who's peeing you?
00:31:28Who do you work for, huh?
00:31:32Well, you're not going to talk, huh?
00:31:34Where are you going?
00:31:34Stop moving around!
00:31:38Oh!
00:31:38Oh!
00:31:38Don't worry about me.
00:31:54I'm all good.
00:32:08Hi, Mr. Greyhound.
00:32:17What's your name?
00:32:21Victor.
00:32:22Well, thanks for letting me out, Victor.
00:32:24My name's Anna.
00:32:25Oh, very nice to make your acquaintance.
00:32:28Hey, hurry up back there.
00:32:30We gotta go.
00:32:34That snake looks very familiar.
00:32:36I'm sure I've seen her on social media before.
00:32:39Do you know about social media?
00:32:40Yes, unfortunately.
00:32:43Ah, thank you.
00:32:44What was your name again?
00:32:45Candy.
00:32:46But listen, I didn't pick it.
00:32:47We can pick?
00:32:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:53Oh, that was something.
00:32:58Hey, Leo, those were some slick laterals.
00:33:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, interference.
00:33:03Okay, so just a recap.
00:33:05You're seeing some psycho half the train of some kind of scheme to get back at the old dog who arrested him?
00:33:09Right.
00:33:10What's next?
00:33:11You gonna save the Earth this round?
00:33:12Ha, I'm not that gullible.
00:33:14All right, is everyone here?
00:33:16Then let's head to car eight.
00:33:17Hey, who put you in charge, huh?
00:33:19Okay, smart guy, what's your plan?
00:33:21Uh, let's all head to car eight.
00:33:23Right.
00:33:25Hello?
00:33:27Hello?
00:33:27Hello?
00:33:28I can't believe this forgotten again.
00:33:32Hello?
00:33:36Huh?
00:33:36Huh?
00:33:37No!
00:33:37No!
00:33:40Yeah!
00:33:41Ah!
00:33:42Ah!
00:33:43For once, I actually got lucky.
00:33:46Looks like someone's lost their touch.
00:33:48Okay, I'm fine.
00:33:48Yeah, because you did so much better.
00:33:50Guys, you're both great, okay?
00:33:51Seems like you're all barking.
00:33:53Guys, I'm okay.
00:33:54You really want to see me bite something?
00:33:55Excuse me!
00:33:56Why don't you kiss my tail, Rexy?
00:33:57You won't have a tail when I'm through with you.
00:33:59Huh?
00:34:00Oh, no.
00:34:04Water, water, water, water.
00:34:06Water.
00:34:08Excuse me, excuse me, coming through.
00:34:09Out of the way.
00:34:10Move.
00:34:10This is an emergency.
00:34:11Woo!
00:34:13Water.
00:34:15Whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:34:15Hey, where are you going?
00:34:18Hey, don't leave me in the toilet.
00:34:21What were you thinking?
00:34:22There's a sink right there.
00:34:24Huh?
00:34:25Heh heh.
00:34:30Don't get me out.
00:34:31This is better now.
00:34:33Sorry, pal.
00:34:34That's all I can find.
00:34:38So humiliating.
00:34:39Oh, no.
00:34:45Why aren't you guys moving?
00:34:59This is bad.
00:35:00I really don't want to be Peking Duck.
00:35:02Yeah, it's too dangerous.
00:35:04We'll have to find another way to get off this train.
00:35:05Yeah, how do we do that, officer?
00:35:07My plan is actually much simpler.
00:35:09We go back to our car and find a way to detach it.
00:35:11It'll stop on its own, and then we'll all get off safely.
00:35:15But, Mr. Police Dog, we're going too fast.
00:35:17If we detach the last car, it'll likely derail and crash.
00:35:21Then we're all gonna die.
00:35:22Yeah, but if we go on like this, we'll all be charbroiled.
00:35:27Listen up.
00:35:28Don't worry.
00:35:29It's just a little fire.
00:35:30If I can do it, then you guys can do it, too.
00:35:32Yeah, we're following Falcon.
00:35:34I'm not gonna let societal norms dictate my life ever again.
00:35:37No, sir.
00:35:38Hello?
00:35:38Hello?
00:35:39Hello?
00:35:40Hello?
00:35:40Look, watch it.
00:35:47Huh?
00:35:54Ah!
00:35:55Candy!
00:35:57It's okay, Randy.
00:35:58I'm spry.
00:36:01Huh?
00:36:02Look, they made it!
00:36:09Let's go!
00:36:14Excuse me.
00:36:17Oh!
00:36:18Oh!
00:36:24Ah!
00:36:27Come on, Coco.
00:36:28You got this!
00:36:29I do what I can!
00:36:33Why don't you just fly?
00:36:35Well, I...
00:36:36I don't know how to fly!
00:36:38Ah!
00:36:39I never learned how!
00:36:41Ah!
00:36:48Coco?
00:36:50Uh...
00:36:51I made it!
00:36:53Oh!
00:36:54Oh!
00:36:55Oh!
00:36:55Oh!
00:36:55See that?
00:36:56You were almost flying!
00:36:57Almost!
00:36:59It's lucky when we weren't following you!
00:37:01You would have been sucked out!
00:37:02Are you kidding me?
00:37:03If you had to waste it so much time, we'd all be safely across!
00:37:06Um, maybe this isn't the best time to be fighting?
00:37:08The car's about to break apart, and if you're still over there, it'll go off the rails, and then you're all to the...
00:37:12And we'll all die, we know!
00:37:14Exactly!
00:37:14But right now, there's a massive hole in the middle of the car, so we need to find another way!
00:37:18Wait, Rex!
00:37:19I've got an idea!
00:37:20Uh!
00:37:20Come on!
00:37:30You need to move!
00:37:31Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, all right!
00:37:32I'll be right behind you!
00:37:34Don't worry, Momo!
00:37:35We'll see you in the end zone!
00:37:37Come on!
00:37:37Follow me!
00:37:38Boy, I thought you'd better hail Mary!
00:37:43Hey, look out!
00:37:49What just happened?
00:37:50What just happened?
00:37:51You just scored a touchdown, Leo!
00:37:52What was incredible!
00:37:53All right, come on, you guys!
00:37:55You can do it!
00:37:55Our turn, Jimmy!
00:37:56Huh?
00:37:57Be careful, Janice!
00:38:13Okay, Jimmy!
00:38:15Let the cosmos guide you!
00:38:19I can't do it!
00:38:20I don't think my stars are aligned on this one!
00:38:23What?
00:38:23Yeah, you know how sometimes the stars are out of alignment,
00:38:26and we have no choice but to accept our predetermined fate,
00:38:30and I know that's against our nature,
00:38:31but I think you have to face reality here.
00:38:34I'm sorry, it has to be like this, Janice.
00:38:36Just please tell my babies how much I love them,
00:38:39how all I wanted to be was a dad.
00:38:40You can tell them that yourself.
00:38:42But, uh, how did I, uh, uh, uh...
00:38:45Hey, Vulcan, toss Momo over here!
00:38:48Okay!
00:38:51Oh, he's going deep too late to practice it!
00:38:54He's going!
00:38:54Swag, swag!
00:38:55Go on, it's your turn!
00:38:57Uh, will it be possible to find a slightly larger walkway?
00:39:00We don't have time to waste!
00:39:02Woo!
00:39:02Hey, come now!
00:39:03You can't just go grabbing tails like that!
00:39:07Ah!
00:39:07Ah!
00:39:08Ah!
00:39:09Ah!
00:39:09Ah!
00:39:09Ah!
00:39:09Ah!
00:39:09Ah!
00:39:10Ah!
00:39:10Ah!
00:39:10Ah!
00:39:11Come on, Victor!
00:39:12It's all about willpower!
00:39:13Ah!
00:39:13Ah!
00:39:14Ah!
00:39:14Ah!
00:39:15Ah!
00:39:15Ah!
00:39:16Ah!
00:39:16Ah!
00:39:17Ah!
00:39:17Ah!
00:39:18Ah!
00:39:18Ah!
00:39:19Ah!
00:39:19You have to keep moving!
00:39:20I don't think I can!
00:39:21Focus on something else!
00:39:23Focus on what?
00:39:25Look at my butt!
00:39:26Huh?
00:39:26You want me to look at your butt?
00:39:28Yeah, eyes on my butt!
00:39:29Aargh!
00:39:30Ah!
00:39:31Ah!
00:39:32Ah!
00:39:33Ah!
00:39:33Look at his butt!
00:39:34On his butt!
00:39:35Follow his butt!
00:39:36Follow his butt!
00:39:38Follow his butt!
00:39:39Ah!
00:39:39Ah!
00:39:40Ah!
00:39:41Ah!
00:39:42Ah!
00:39:43Ah!
00:39:44Ah!
00:39:45Ah!
00:39:46Ah!
00:39:47Ah!
00:39:48Ah!
00:39:49Hold on, Victor!
00:39:50Ah!
00:39:51Ah!
00:39:52Ah!
00:39:53Ah!
00:39:54Ah!
00:39:54If you fall, I fall!
00:39:56Ah!
00:39:58See, we had your back.
00:40:10Thank you, Missy.
00:40:11Oh, call me Anna.
00:40:14I told you, if we'd stayed in that car, we'd all be safe now.
00:40:20Well...
00:40:21Hey, Maggie, with two less cars, we should be lighter now.
00:40:29Do you think we're okay?
00:40:30No, not quite yet.
00:40:31To get across the bridge, we have to detach at least half the cars.
00:40:34Okay, Maggie, let's do it.
00:40:36Come on.
00:40:41You're out of your cage now, Rex.
00:40:43But I'm still the one in charge here.
00:40:46Hmm, that snake really reminds me of someone.
00:40:49Me too.
00:40:51Oh, I know.
00:40:53It's her.
00:40:53I remember now.
00:40:55What's that, though?
00:40:55You're Anna.
00:40:57Anaconda.
00:40:58All right, and her owner is DJ Kondo, the Rap Game Bosses.
00:41:07Yeah, yeah.
00:41:09Wearing scales and stride, no doubt you'll be impressed with this.
00:41:12If y'all have rock the asses, close your ears or hear the hiss.
00:41:15We're the kings of the rap game, of the flows and of the hooks.
00:41:18Cold blood in our veins, no fear, don't give us dirty looks.
00:41:20Yeah, we move and smooth like boa, like Salone and Korra.
00:41:23Spitting bars with no remorse, we're snaking through the core.
00:41:25Our blood is cool, cool, cool as ice and fool, fool, fool with us.
00:41:28We're Slytherin and spitting, phantom rounds are tight like denim.
00:41:31Staying reptile calm, live the dream.
00:41:34Staying reptile calm, hands on screen.
00:41:36For us cool reptiles, we keep it tight.
00:41:39For us cool reppies, we rap all night.
00:41:42For us cool reptiles, we keep it tight.
00:41:44Uh, yeah, calm and cool, sure, sure, but, uh, we need to move?
00:41:50For us cool reppies, we rap all night.
00:41:52For us cool reptiles, we keep it tight.
00:41:55You see, Chuck, suplex is muy importante to any workout.
00:42:01No, you'll never get that spinning potato.
00:42:03Yeah, yeah.
00:42:04Ah, look, he's back.
00:42:06Hey, I got, I got to see.
00:42:08Hey, what's this, I'm hearing about the train?
00:42:11Is Maurice okay?
00:42:13It's Falcon, not Maurice.
00:42:14Yeah, yeah, whatever.
00:42:15Silencio, I want to hear you.
00:42:17According to our sources, the train is totally out of control, and the railway is completely overwhelmed,
00:42:22as there doesn't seem to be any way to stop or even slow down the train,
00:42:26which is crossing into an area of dangerous and unstable tracks.
00:42:29Don't go anywhere.
00:42:30Seems to be more and more inevitable.
00:42:31Oh, Maurice.
00:42:32In a few moments, members of our news team will bring us live aerial footage of what's sure to be a must-see explosion.
00:42:39Huh?
00:42:40Hey, Rico, where you going?
00:42:42Rico!
00:42:44Johnson, what took you so long?
00:42:46We're running behind.
00:42:47Sorry, Johnson, I screwed up.
00:42:49I went to the wrong floor.
00:42:50You're unreal, Johnson.
00:42:53Oh, hold on, Maurice, I'm coming.
00:43:05Okay, five more cars.
00:43:10Oh, my God.
00:43:12Oh, my God.
00:43:13Oh, my God.
00:43:13Oh, my God.
00:43:14Oh, my God.
00:43:15Oh, my God.
00:43:16Oh, my God.
00:43:17Oh, my God.
00:43:18Oh, my God.
00:43:18Oh, my God.
00:43:19Oh, my God.
00:43:19Oh, my God.
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:21Oh, my God.
00:43:21Oh, my God.
00:43:22Oh, my God.
00:43:23Oh, my God.
00:43:24Oh, my God.
00:43:25Oh, my God.
00:43:25Oh, my God.
00:43:26Oh, my God.
00:43:27Oh, my God.
00:43:28Oh, my God.
00:43:29Oh, my God.
00:43:29Oh, my God.
00:43:30Oh, my God.
00:43:31Oh, my God.
00:43:32Oh, my God.
00:43:33Oh, my God.
00:43:34Oh, my God.
00:43:35Oh, my God.
00:43:36Huh?
00:43:41Hmm?
00:43:49Huh?
00:43:56Ah!
00:43:57Yee-haw!
00:44:06No! No! No! No!
00:44:36All right! This is car rain! Good work, everyone! We made it!
00:45:06There it is, Johnson! I see the train! Try to keep us level so I can frame it!
00:45:16I'll do my best, Johnson, but it's windy up here!
00:45:19As you can see, the car carrying the animals was destroyed, but a few of them seem to have made their way to the front.
00:45:24Seems so, Michael. Imagine how frightened those poor animals must be.
00:45:27Amigos, I think I saw Falcon. He's alive!
00:45:30Thankfully, there's no humans on board.
00:45:35Maggie!
00:45:35As you can see, in the distance, the train is rapidly approaching the Devil's Bridge.
00:45:42Hold on tight, everyone! Mr. Falcon! We've got to detach the cars right now!
00:45:46Okay, everyone, get ready! You sure you can cheer this, Grandpa?
00:45:49Oh, boy!
00:45:51Dr. Falcon!
00:45:52Dr. Falcon!
00:45:54T- Well, I have to leave.
00:45:54I have to leave!
00:45:54No!
00:45:55I have to leave!
00:45:56Help me!
00:45:57Hey!
00:45:57Jump!
00:46:17Come on, jump!
00:46:27Now this is a show
00:46:52Did you get it no, I can't get focused with all these jolts
00:47:01Johnson you're not gonna believe this
00:47:10What are we gonna do
00:47:22Oh
00:47:24Some sugar
00:47:26Randy
00:47:29No
00:47:31They're alive
00:47:51Come on
00:47:52Coco
00:47:57You got it Coco
00:47:58You're almost there
00:48:01Keep going
00:48:02You can't make it
00:48:03You're so close
00:48:04I can't do it
00:48:06Hey Johnson
00:48:08Do you think we can go back and grab another camera?
00:48:23Good idea Johnson, let's go
00:48:25We'll head back to the studio
00:48:26I can't believe it, we made it
00:48:27Good work, we made it everybody
00:48:29Oh Coco, I was just so scared
00:48:31I can't believe it, we made it
00:48:32Good work, we made it everybody
00:48:33Oh Coco, I was just so scared
00:48:34Yeah, me too
00:48:38I can't believe it, we made it
00:48:40I can't believe it, we made it
00:48:41Good work, we made it everybody
00:48:42Oh Coco, I was just so scared
00:48:45Yeah
00:48:46Me too
00:48:47Oh, sorry
00:48:52We might actually have a shot of getting out of this thing alive
00:48:55You said it Gramps
00:48:57We may have a shot of surviving, but we're still on course to crash in Toro City
00:49:02He's right, and we're still picking up speed
00:49:04So if we all wanna stay in one piece, there's only one way
00:49:07We have to get up to the control car and hit the brakes manually
00:49:10Because if we can't, we're all gonna die
00:49:14Relax everyone, death is just another part of life
00:49:17That's not gonna happen, we can do this
00:49:19Yeah, you just gotta trust us
00:49:21Trust us
00:49:31The crash is still right on schedule
00:49:35And up next, a compilation of the best train videos
00:49:38Hi there, mama
00:49:51Jeez, if we keep showing this garbage, we'll be cancelled before we know it
00:50:00Hmm
00:50:02Wait a sec
00:50:03I think I've got an idea
00:50:08Maurice, you're going too fast
00:50:21Oh
00:50:39Close one, thanks old timer
00:50:41Yeah, lucky I was here
00:50:43Let's go
00:50:46Wait, that isn't a bullet
00:50:51Yeah, it wasn't actually a bullet that hurt my ear
00:50:55So you were lying to us?
00:50:57No, I wasn't lying
00:50:58I just exaggerated the story a little bit
00:51:01So, can we go now?
00:51:02But, we trusted you with our lives
00:51:04Go on, Falcon
00:51:06Tell everyone the truth
00:51:07You owe them that much
00:51:10Okay, I never actually got shot
00:51:12I did this to myself when I was little
00:51:16One day, I was dying of thirst
00:51:18And I stole the soda can that had been shaken out
00:51:21And when I opened it, it went through
00:51:23Like a bullet
00:51:25And it hit my ear
00:51:26And it really did hurt
00:51:28And it also wasn't really a Falcon who saved me
00:51:34It was a pigeon
00:51:35Ew, that's just what we needed
00:51:36A pigeon
00:51:37Falcon, pigeon
00:51:39What else you're hiding?
00:51:40Once a liar, always a liar
00:51:42And you lied to us about other things, right, Falcon?
00:51:44No, that's all there is
00:51:45That's all there is
00:51:46You forgot I'm a cop, Falcon
00:51:48I realized something was up when you destroyed the TV
00:51:51Hans was about to give you up
00:51:52It's not what you think
00:51:53My suspicions were confirmed with the food supply
00:51:56You were planning on nabbing all of it
00:51:58That's not true, I was-
00:51:59You helped Hans hijack this train
00:52:00What?
00:52:01You're his accomplice
00:52:02You put all of our lives at risk
00:52:04But I had no idea that Hans was a psychopath who wanted to tell us all
00:52:08He promised me a real Christmas with all my friends at the station
00:52:11We were only supposed to hijack the train to get the food
00:52:14That was the plan
00:52:15So you admit this was all your fault?
00:52:17Falcon?
00:52:18You helped him hijack the train?
00:52:20Well, why would you do that?
00:52:22Because my friends and I don't have owners who feed and give us shelter on Christmas
00:52:27Well, now none of us get Christmas
00:52:28Hey, you're the one Hans was after
00:52:30It's your fault we're all here
00:52:31I was only doing my job
00:52:33But you, Falcon, you betrayed us
00:52:35You betrayed us
00:52:39Maybe you had your reasons, but look where they got us
00:52:42Fine, but even if I am responsible for this mess
00:52:45I'm stuck here too, which means we need to work together
00:52:50Okay, that's it
00:52:51Bye-bye
00:52:58Falcon!
00:52:59Happy trails, Falcon
00:53:09Oh no, Falcon
00:53:14It can't be
00:53:16Falcon
00:53:19How are we supposed to get through this now?
00:53:23I can't do this now
00:53:31Maggie, I know it's hard
00:53:33But we have no choice, we have to keep going
00:53:35And I'm really gonna need you
00:53:37I'm really gonna need you
00:53:38But I'm gonna need you
00:53:39Let it burn
00:53:40Nobody...
00:53:44Bet your whole with us
00:54:00In mind of your love, customer is safe
00:54:02You all wait here. It'll be safer that way.
00:54:14Don't lose hope. Maggie and I are going to stop this train.
00:54:27Huh? I'm... alive?
00:54:32Where am I?
00:54:36No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!
00:54:38What? No!
00:54:44Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:55:02Judy, you can fly, right?
00:55:26Save yourself while there's still time.
00:55:28No, Coco. I'm staying with you.
00:55:30We're in this together.
00:55:31I second that. I'd never abandon my teammates.
00:55:33In the football world, we don't leave friends on the field.
00:55:36We fight till the end of the last quarter.
00:55:39Janice, will you still love me in the afterlife?
00:55:42Of course.
00:55:48My owner deleted all our pictures on social media.
00:55:51She's being manipulated. But by who?
00:55:54Oh, stop it, Randy.
00:55:55Your owner was just using you to boost her social media following.
00:55:59Really? Why would you say that?
00:56:00Because my owner was using me, too.
00:56:02Here, look.
00:56:04Hey there, Candy fans, and shout-out to my 400,000 new followers.
00:56:08It's awesome.
00:56:09It's terrible.
00:56:10Oh, Candy, why must you be stuck on that doomed train?
00:56:14I miss you so much.
00:56:16Here's a little dedication I made for you.
00:56:19Heads up!
00:56:22Surprise!
00:56:23Oh, Candy, will we ever see each other again?
00:56:27Oh, and don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe, and share this video.
00:56:31See you all soon!
00:56:33Well, at least he didn't replace you.
00:56:35I actually would have preferred that.
00:56:37Let's see if there's news on our train.
00:56:38Please welcome, live in the studio, Lisa, whose pet cat is on the runaway train.
00:56:46Is that right, Lisa?
00:56:47Yes, her name's Maggie, and I adopted her when she was just a kitten.
00:56:52And you're terrified you're going to watch her die, is that right?
00:56:56Yes.
00:56:56We're scared too, Lisa, as I'm sure our many viewers are as well.
00:57:00Don't cry, sweetheart.
00:57:01As soon as the train is clear of the mountains, you'll go with Cynthia and our helicopter to rescue Maggie.
00:57:06Sound good?
00:57:07Yes, thank you so much for helping me save her.
00:57:17Oh, no!
00:57:25Maggie!
00:57:26Help me out here!
00:57:29Maggie!
00:57:30Maggie!
00:57:32Huh?
00:57:32Where's that kitty going?
00:57:34Maggie, come back!
00:57:35What are you doing up there?
00:57:37I'm doing what I'm doing when I'm done!
00:57:43Come on!
00:57:45You can do it, Maggie!
00:57:53You're not that smart if you think I'm going to let you stop my train.
00:57:57That's it, Barbara!
00:57:57I'm doing what I'm doing.
00:57:59I'm doing so.
00:58:00Oh!
00:58:12Oh!
00:58:13Oh!
00:58:13Oh!
00:58:13Oh, Maurice!
00:58:23Rico?
00:58:24But what are you doing here?
00:58:26I saw the train on the nose and I was really worried.
00:58:29You okay?
00:58:30No.
00:58:32No, I'm not okay.
00:58:33This whole thing is my fault.
00:58:39You were right.
00:58:41I should have listened instead of trying to be a falcon.
00:58:43You know, this is the most incredible story we've ever seen.
00:59:00How lucky are we, right?
00:59:00Yeah, Cynthia.
00:59:01He's right.
00:59:02And let me just tell you, it's a real privilege to have you here in the field with us.
00:59:05Oh, yeah.
00:59:06And this adorable little girl trying to save her cat, it's going to be the highlight of our career.
00:59:11Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:59:12It's all going to be very moving, I have no doubt.
00:59:18So, Cynthia, is everything on track?
00:59:19You got it, Michael.
00:59:20So far, so good.
00:59:22Ah, that little girl crying after the crash will be entertainment gold.
00:59:25It's the perfect boost for both of our careers.
00:59:27I'm sick of stupid, boring local news.
00:59:30Here, preach to the choir, Cynthia.
00:59:31Excuse me?
00:59:32I'll call you back.
00:59:34Are we almost there?
00:59:35Yes, Lisa.
00:59:36Just a few more minutes.
00:59:37Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.
01:00:02Hey, superstars.
01:00:04Listen up, guys.
01:00:06Falcon isn't here anymore.
01:00:07And now Rex and Maggie are in danger.
01:00:09We gotta huddle up.
01:00:10But that's not our rule.
01:00:11We'd never play the part of the hero.
01:00:14Hey, don't give me that garbage.
01:00:15Just because you haven't played heroes yet don't mean that you can't.
01:00:18Honestly, guys, you have so much potential.
01:00:20Aren't you sick and tired of seeing your C-listers, mascots, and day players?
01:00:24Yes.
01:00:25Sick of it.
01:00:26Don't you see the opportunity in front of you?
01:00:28Today is not an audition.
01:00:30Today, my friends, is your big break.
01:00:32So let's kick some butt, like all heroes do.
01:00:35Quick, quick!
01:00:36Quick, quick!
01:00:37Oh, no.
01:00:47I'm coming, Maggie!
01:00:48I'm coming, Maggie!
01:01:18No one stops my train.
01:01:27Maggie!
01:01:28I said let me go!
01:01:30Hold on, Maggie!
01:01:33What do you say we go see my old friend, Rex?
01:01:38Let me go, you big mean bully!
01:01:40No one's getting in.
01:01:42I never should have listened to Hans.
01:01:53None of this would have happened.
01:01:54No one would be in danger.
01:01:55I'm so stupid!
01:01:57Hey, Maurice!
01:02:02Maurice!
01:02:02Maurice!
01:02:03Hey!
01:02:04Falcon!
01:02:05No, Rico, you're right.
01:02:06My name is Maurice.
01:02:07Yeah, yeah, whatever.
01:02:08But come see.
01:02:08The train's headed down the valley.
01:02:10What?
01:02:10What are you talking about?
01:02:11Just take a look.
01:02:12There!
01:02:12You still have time to save them.
01:02:15No, I can't save anyone.
01:02:16All I ever do is mess everything up.
01:02:18I'm not a falcon.
01:02:19I'm just a dumb little pigeon.
01:02:24All right, fine.
01:02:25Maybe you are just a dumb little pigeon.
01:02:27But that dumb little pigeon is brave,
01:02:29and he never hesitates for a second to help others.
01:02:31And that's why I've always been so proud of you.
01:02:34You really mean that?
01:02:37Maurice, of course I really mean it.
01:02:38And as you well know, a pigeon never leaves a friend behind.
01:02:43So what are you waiting for?
01:02:44Get over there, son!
01:02:45Okay, but how do I get back on the train?
01:02:47You'll figure it out, like you always do.
01:02:49You always find a way.
01:02:52Yeah.
01:02:57Huh?
01:02:59Hey.
01:03:00Hey.
01:03:17Falcon?
01:03:30Yes, Anna.
01:03:30We all miss him.
01:03:32No, take a look.
01:03:33That's Falcon right there.
01:03:34Huh?
01:03:35He's alive!
01:03:35He's alive!
01:03:36Let her go!
01:03:53This is between you and me.
01:03:55You want me to let her go, Rex?
01:03:57Huh?
01:03:58Huh?
01:03:59Okay.
01:03:59Oh, come on!
01:04:18Oh, come on!
01:04:20Help me!
01:04:34Coming!
01:04:35Yeah, go on!
01:04:36Go save her!
01:04:38Hold on tight!
01:04:39how about we have a little fun rex this is for not remembering me
01:04:50this is because you broke up my gang
01:04:54and this is for those five years i spent at the pound
01:04:59flag of the plank
01:05:04think we'd let you win that easily
01:05:06yeah you have no idea who you're messing with
01:05:08yeah
01:05:15yeah
01:05:21yeah
01:05:27yeah
01:05:31yeah
01:05:37All right, here thing's over.
01:05:45Quack, quack!
01:05:45Quack, quack!
01:06:07Quack!
01:06:09Quack!
01:06:11Quack!
01:06:13Quack!
01:06:19Huh?
01:06:20Falcon!
01:06:21Phew.
01:06:23Hey guys, what'd I miss?
01:06:25I can't believe it!
01:06:27You're alive!
01:06:28Yeah, well, I'm a survivor.
01:06:31Falcon, I got behind you!
01:06:33I'm really sorry I got you all into this mess.
01:06:37But since I got us into it, I'm gonna get us out of it!
01:06:41Falcon!
01:06:42Well, maybe I am just a poor, stupid pigeon.
01:06:45You know what?
01:06:47A pigeon never leaves a friend behind!
01:06:49You guys, stay there!
01:06:54Okay, I think you owe me a little explanation, Hans.
01:07:03Eh!
01:07:04Yawww!
01:07:13Whooo!
01:07:14Uh!
01:07:15Uh!
01:07:16Uh!
01:07:17Uh!
01:07:18Uh!
01:07:19Uh!
01:07:20Uh!
01:07:21Uh!
01:07:22Uh!
01:07:23Uh!
01:07:24Uh!
01:07:25Uh!
01:07:26Ah!
01:07:27Ah!
01:07:28Uh!
01:07:29Uh!
01:07:30Oh
01:08:00I don't think sir. You're not going anywhere. Oh, you're out of luck. You picked on the wrong pigeon
01:08:21Nobody is stopping my train
01:08:33Will we're the devil of you three be
01:08:38We really took it to that scumbag badger. You should have seen leo. He was bouncing around blind sighting them
01:08:44Bim Bam Boom Bim Bam Boom and Momo. He was raining down pickles like pine nuts
01:08:51Would you just stop moving the problem was hitting the fourth quarter hands bounce back and came to play
01:09:00We thought we were on a hot streak, but he cooled us down
01:09:04Okay, so basically he didn't help at all on the contrary without them Maggie and I wouldn't be here right now
01:09:10Our destinies are predetermined by the stars. What's meant to be is meant to be we are but small bits of dust floating through this plane
01:09:18Servants to an unavoidable fate. There's no point fighting it. No point fighting it. No point fighting it. That's it, Jimmy
01:09:26I've had enough of your stupid philosophical trash
01:09:28It's easy to hide behind the cosmos and avoid facing your problems. Let's roll over and wait for our inevitable death
01:09:35Is that really the lesson you want to teach our kids?
01:09:38Uh...
01:09:38Oh...
01:09:40Oh...
01:09:41Uh...
01:09:43So, uh...
01:09:45Where's Falcon?
01:09:49Calm down, Hans!
01:09:50Remember this morning?
01:09:53We worked together!
01:09:55We were a team!
01:09:56We were basically friends!
01:09:57We could work something out!
01:09:59You're saying you want to be on my team again?
01:10:02Uh...
01:10:02Yeah!
01:10:03And help me get rid of Rex?
01:10:04Uh...
01:10:05No!
01:10:06Hey, Cynthia! There's animals on top of the train!
01:10:16Go on! Start filming!
01:10:17As you can see, there appear to be two small animals on the roof of the train
01:10:22They seem to be trying to escape
01:10:24There he is! They're on the roof!
01:10:27It's Falcon!
01:10:28He's okay!
01:10:29But, uh, what's he doing?
01:10:31He looks like he's fighting a badge
01:10:32I told you there was a bad guy on that train!
01:10:34Get him, Falcon!
01:10:35And don't forget, Kraken!
01:10:37Always Kraken!
01:10:38Kraken!
01:10:38He's the next!
01:10:39The Force!
01:10:45Get him, Falcon!
01:10:47Show him what happens when you mess with a pigeon!
01:10:50Ah!
01:10:51Okay, what is this?
01:10:52Que pasa?
01:10:53Rico? What's he doing there?
01:10:54Get out of the way, Rico!
01:10:55We've got a fight to watch!
01:10:57Uh, Johnson?
01:10:57You won't believe this, but a pigeon is stuck to the camera!
01:11:01Whoa!
01:11:01Whoa!
01:11:02Whoa!
01:11:02Whoa!
01:11:03Ah, and I think he left a souvenir here!
01:11:06Whoa, Falcon's really in deep doo-doo!
01:11:08I apologize to our viewers for this technical error!
01:11:12Oh, yes, I, uh, I'm learning the railway company may have found a solution to avoid a crash in Toro City!
01:11:18Yeah!
01:11:18Yeah!
01:11:19Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
01:11:20It appears the train will be diverted to a deserted area where it can crash safely!
01:11:24Hmm.
01:11:29Stay with us!
01:11:30A catastrophe is imminent!
01:11:32Bring us down to the crash site!
01:11:34Quickly!
01:11:34Hurry up and clean that camera lens!
01:11:36Come on, son, get up!
01:11:46I'm trying, Rico!
01:11:48You can do it!
01:11:49I believe in you!
01:11:49You'll never crack with the pressure!
01:11:51When it's time to fight, there's only one technique that works!
01:11:54The Kraken!
01:11:56Get up!
01:11:57Kraken!
01:11:58Kraken!
01:11:59No, the Force!
01:12:00No!
01:12:00Suplex!
01:12:01No!
01:12:01Kraken!
01:12:02The Force!
01:12:04Suplex!
01:12:04Kraken!
01:12:05The Force!
01:12:07Suplex!
01:12:08Kraken!
01:12:10Force!
01:12:10Suplex!
01:12:11Kraken!
01:12:12Force!
01:12:12Suplex!
01:12:13Kraken!
01:12:15Don't let my gun!
01:12:20Don't touch my dad!
01:12:22Force!
01:12:24Suplex!
01:12:25Kraken!
01:12:26It's over, Hans!
01:12:36You've lost!
01:12:38You're right, Falcon.
01:12:39You beat me.
01:12:41Come on!
01:12:41Oopsies!
01:12:43We're here, Cynthia.
01:12:55This is the estimated crash site.
01:12:57Yeah, but Johnson, if it crashes, how are we gonna film the little girl getting her cat back?
01:13:01We can't worry about that later.
01:13:02I wouldn't count on Falcon saving your sorry butts!
01:13:09You won't be seeing him again!
01:13:11For the rest of you, your next stop is death!
01:13:14Death is simply the next day!
01:13:16From now on, you'll never forget the name Hans!
01:13:20Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:13:21Ha ha ha ha!
01:13:21Ha ha ha ha!
01:13:22Ha ha ha ha!
01:13:22Ha ha ha ha!
01:13:22Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:13:22Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:13:22Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:13:24Oh, there's a switch!
01:13:25Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:13:25Ha ha ha ha!
01:13:25Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:13:25Well, I guess the only thing left to say is, good crash!
01:13:29Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:13:30Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:13:31No one's crashing here.
01:13:34Jimmy!
01:13:35Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:13:35Especially not my babies!
01:13:37Hippie Kai!
01:13:46Oh, look! It's coming!
01:13:49Look! It's coming!
01:13:50Oh!
01:13:52No!
01:13:54Jimmy!
01:13:56Hmm?
01:13:58Go!
01:14:00Jimmy!
01:14:02Jimmy!
01:14:04No!
01:14:06No!
01:14:08No!
01:14:10Jimmy!
01:14:12Jimmy!
01:14:14Jimmy!
01:14:16No!
01:14:18No!
01:14:20You saved our lives.
01:14:37Really? I don't know. It came over me.
01:14:39Are you kidding me? This story's never gonna end.
01:14:43Hey, Cynthia. The train's back on course to Toro City. What do we do?
01:14:46Don't worry, Michael. We've got a big head start.
01:14:49We'll be first on the scene and have front row seats to the crash.
01:14:54Ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned because in just a few minutes we'll bring you exclusive footage of the upcoming crash.
01:14:59I have a bad feeling about this.
01:15:02It's over. We can't stop it. Hang on tight.
01:15:08Hang on tight!
01:15:19Hey, hey. You all right, son?
01:15:22Yeah.
01:15:28Okay, we're perfectly steady. How you doing, Johnson?
01:15:31I'm ready. Lens clean, batteries charged. You'll be back with your cat real soon.
01:15:35Yes, yes, yes. Try and stay focused.
01:15:37All right, here we go. Come on, Falcon.
01:15:59Oh, look at that!
01:16:13Yes, yes, yes.
01:16:19Oh, geez.
01:16:23Yeah!
01:16:30Oh, geez.
01:16:32Ah!
01:16:35Oh, geez.
01:16:36Oh, geez.
01:16:37That was a good move.
01:16:39Joe, come on.
01:16:39I'm ready.
01:16:40There! There's the train!
01:16:45Listen up, you two. Right after the crash. Make sure you get footage of the kid crying.
01:16:49All right, but then when are we getting the reunion?
01:16:52Huh? Oh, no! Johnson, you won't believe this! There's a problem with the battery!
01:16:56No!
01:17:01Oh, no! Falcon got to the brakes! Hold on!
01:17:04Yeah! Hold on tight! I mean...
01:17:07Watch out!
01:17:10Oh, no!
01:17:20Did brother die in economy?
01:17:33Hold on tight!
01:17:35Hold on tight!
01:17:37Please! Let it go!
01:17:39Please! Let it go!
01:17:43Oh, no!
01:17:45Hmm...
01:17:46Hmm...
01:17:47Hmm...
01:17:48Hmm...
01:17:49Hmm...
01:17:50Hmm...
01:17:51Um...
01:17:52Uh!
01:17:53I don't know.
01:18:23Falcon! Falcon! Falcon!
01:18:43So, not bad for a pigeon, huh?
01:18:47That's my boy! That's my son!
01:18:53Falcon, I gotta say you're the bravest thief I've ever met in my whole career.
01:18:58You mean your very long career?
01:19:00Yeah. Huh? You should probably get out of here. They'll take you straight to the pound.
01:19:06Thanks, Rex. And thank you, Maggie. Couldn't have done it without you.
01:19:11Falcon!
01:19:22Don't worry, Maggie. I'll see you soon. Promise.
01:19:26I'll see you all soon.
01:19:34Maggie! Maggie!
01:19:49Oh, I'm so happy to see you again!
01:19:51You haven't seen the last of me, Rex!
01:19:53Whatever you say. Sorry, what's your name again?
01:19:56Oh, come on! You gotta be kidding me! Hans! My name is Hans! It's not even a hard name to remember! My aunt picked it out for me!
01:20:04You brat! I missed out on the biggest story of my life because of you. They'd have talked about this for months, maybe even years, if you hadn't messed with the camera.
01:20:12Oh, don't you worry. They'll definitely be talking about you for a while.
01:20:15Ah, that little girl crying after the crash will be entertainment gold.
01:20:18It's the perfect boost for both of our careers. I'm sick of boring local news.
01:20:22You're preaching to the choir, Cynthia.
01:20:24Right after the crash, make sure you get footage of the kid crying. If you release any of that footage, I will single-handedly destroy you. Understood?
01:20:31Oh, I'd never do that.
01:20:32Tell me you're getting this.
01:20:34Yeah, I got it. I found a spare battery.
01:20:36Hey, what are you doing?
01:20:37We're filming the reunion, Cynthia.
01:20:39Uh, are you filming?
01:20:40Oh, this isn't good.
01:20:42Oh, Johnson, this reunion is amazing.
01:20:46Johnson, you're one heck of a cameraman.
01:20:48Oh, stop it.
01:20:54Candy, where should we go? We can't just go back to our owners.
01:20:58Yeah, you're right.
01:21:00Oh, hey, wait. I have an idea.
01:21:03What?
01:21:03Meow.
01:21:04Hey, aren't you both adorable?
01:21:14You all alone?
01:21:14Quack, quack!
01:21:16Quack, quack!
01:21:17Quack, quack!
01:21:18Well now, looks like I found two new teammates.
01:21:22I think they're coming real soon.
01:21:24My little quinoa.
01:21:31Hmm.
01:21:34We didn't do too bad in the end, did we?
01:21:44Uh, well, it'll be a long walk back.
01:21:46Yeah, and no Christmas feast this year, I guess.
01:21:48Oh, I'm sure you'll find a way.
01:21:50You always end up finding a way.
01:21:53Actually, I hadn't mentioned it yet,
01:21:55but I may have a lead on a job at the Bay City Airport.
01:21:58Huh?
01:21:58What?
01:21:59You're joking, right?
01:21:59You want to rob airports now?
01:22:01Well, you're on your own.
01:22:03I'm a bad flyer.
01:22:05Don't stress, Rico.
01:22:06This job's a piece of cake.
01:22:07Yeah, yeah.
01:22:08Everyone's trustworthy.
01:22:10Wearing scales and swag, no doubt you'll be impressed with this.
01:22:12If y'all can't rob the ashes, close your ears or hear the hiss.
01:22:15We're the kings of the rat game, of the flows and of the hooks.
01:22:18Cold blood in our veins, no fear, don't give us dirty looks.
01:22:21Yeah, we move and smooth like boa, like Stallone and Cobra.
01:22:23Smitting bars with no remorse, we're snaking through the core.
01:22:26Our blood is cool, cool, cool.
01:22:27It's like some fool, fool, fool with us.
01:22:29You're Slytherin, it's written.
01:22:30Venom rounds up tight like dinner.
01:22:31Stayin' reptile calm, live the dream.
01:22:34Stayin' reptile calm, hands up, screams.
01:22:37Oh yeah, Chuck, careful, we've got roundhouse.
01:22:42We're not flexibility, have you?
01:22:43Now I can reach up to...
01:22:45Hey, uncles, did you miss me?
01:22:47Falcon!
01:22:48On prend la vie comme elle vient avec ses hauts et ses bas.
01:22:58Mais qu'est-ce qu'on ferait si le soleil part et ne revient pas?
01:23:02Est-ce qu'on irait demander de l'aide à d'autres étoiles?
01:23:06Si on reste ensemble, je me dis qu'on sera les mêmes qu'au départ.
01:23:10J'avance des terres comme si le destin m'attendait pas.
01:23:14Pas loin du crash, je cherche encore ma bonne étoile.
01:23:18Je regarde le ciel et je me demande attendez pas, mince.
01:23:22Je vois que la tempête approche, dis mais attendez pas, mince.
01:23:27Cogiter, je suis dans le train, je fais que cogiter.
01:23:30Quand j'étais mal, dis-moi où t'étais.
01:23:32Quand y'avait pas ma gueule, oh j'étais.
01:23:35Tout l'été, je suis parti chantonner tout l'été.
01:23:38Pour nous mettre au chaud tout l'hiver.
01:23:40Quand sans sortir, c'était la seule idée.
01:23:43On prend la vie comme elle vient avec ses hauts et ses bas.
01:23:47Mais qu'est-ce qu'on ferait si le soleil paraît et ne revient pas?
01:23:52Est-ce qu'on irait demander de l'aide à d'autres étoiles?
01:23:56Si on reste ensemble, je me dis qu'on sera les mêmes qu'au départ.
01:23:59J'voulais rouler, fenêtre ouverte sous la côtesse.
01:24:04J'ai mis tapis sans même regarder la côte.
01:24:08J'ouvlais, volais, j'vois la mer juste à côté.
01:24:11Ouais, comme Jimmy et Janice, on est toujours côte à côté.
01:24:15Ouais, j'ai plus d'émons dans mes pensées.
01:24:19Ces derniers sont partis danser.
01:24:21J't'ai moins ce qui se dessine dans l'ciel.
01:24:23Quand c'est difficile d'avancer.
01:24:25Le destin nous joue des tours.
01:24:27Il fait des choix à la courte paille.
01:24:29Mais tout va bien tant que tous les jours.
01:24:31Je garde les mêmes autour de moi.
01:24:33On prend la vie comme elle vient avec ses hauts, ses bas.
01:24:37Mais qu'est-ce qu'on ferait si le soleil part et ne revient pas?
01:24:41Est-ce qu'on irait demander de l'aide à d'autres étoiles?
01:24:45Si on reste ensemble, je me dis qu'on sera les mêmes qu'au départ.
01:24:49J'voulais rouler, fenêtre ouverte sur la côtesse.
01:24:53J'ai mis tapis sans même regarder la côte.
01:24:57J'ouvlais, volais, j'vois la mer juste à côté.
01:25:00Comme Jimmy et Janis, on est toujours qu'au Dacote.
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