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Canada's Drag Race Season 6 Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race, no one will be going home this week.
00:16That's what it's all about.
00:18I am obsessed with your outfit.
00:20We're never going to get along.
00:22We're not going to be best friends.
00:23Well, I think you also talk a lot of shit behind my fucking back.
00:25You don't talk shit behind my back?
00:26No, I don't talk about you.
00:27I don't think about you.
00:28Girl.
00:28Van Gogh, congratulations.
00:32Holy fuck.
00:46I'm a winner.
00:48Clock it.
00:49Winning week one was amazing.
00:51I won money.
00:52Paula Abdul was there.
00:53I lived in Brooklyn Heights.
00:54Girl, what the fuck?
00:56How does that feel?
00:59I mean, I know a lot of y'all didn't really see it for me.
01:02Can I say something to the room, y'all?
01:04I just want to...
01:04Oh!
01:06Bitch.
01:07Bitch, she's back.
01:11She's back.
01:12The beaver kind of changes everything in the competition.
01:16Is it looking at us?
01:17What does it say?
01:18We are very afraid.
01:20Now we get to play the role of the judge and we get to have an input on where people stand
01:27and who gets to move on.
01:28I can't believe she's back.
01:30That's major.
01:31We all seen the beaver be used.
01:33Does anyone have a strategy or...
01:35Do we feel like maybe there's some alliances afoot?
01:38I hope so.
01:39Oh!
01:40Oh!
01:40Oh!
01:40Paula's like, looking for alliance.
01:45A lot of us do perform together regularly, so it will be hard because there is a lot of
01:48friendships.
01:49Like the beaver, it's going to be a big mindfuck.
01:52Wait, y'all can I say something?
01:53Yeah.
01:54Dulce.
01:55Dulce.
01:55Dulce, thank you for correcting me.
01:57Yeah, yeah, no worries.
01:58I just want to say, I know we had our moment earlier, but I can be very blind, sometimes
02:04rude, bitchy, all that kind of stuff.
02:06I really do not mean it from a place of hate.
02:08I do not hate you.
02:09I do not dislike you.
02:10I really just don't know you.
02:12I want to get to know you more.
02:13If in the future I say things like that, bitch, call me out.
02:16I will receive it and I will do better for you.
02:20I appreciate you saying that.
02:21Like I even said before, there's no actual hatred, nothing actually that serious.
02:25I appreciate what Van is saying, but I also think she's definitely closer to everyone
02:30else but me.
02:30So I think it's an easy, like, I feel like if she ever got the beaver, I wouldn't even
02:34like plead my case, girl.
02:35I'd be like, let me get ready to lip sync.
02:38All right, everybody, let's get out of drag.
02:42Seeing the golden beaver in play does change my strategy for this game.
02:46All I know is that if I even get close to the bottom.
02:50Let me give you a nice hug.
02:51You're so too dangerous.
02:53This sounds funny.
02:54Ebony, get that d-d-d, d-d-d, speak the language and get close with the girls.
03:00Ontario Alliance.
03:02Ontario Toronto.
03:03POC, Girly Alliance.
03:05Rude.
03:05I don't trust none of these bitches, though, okay?
03:08They're greedy, they're hungry, they want the crown, and I do too.
03:14I have some news about the beaver.
03:16What?
03:16Bitch, you gotta go on!
03:19Yeah!
03:20Canada's drag race, you better watch out for Ebony.
03:22that was so corny boots that was giving caucasian oh my god why did i sell tuna shaker up in here
03:33the winner of canada's drag race receives one hundred thousand dollars
03:42with tracy melchior carson kressley and brooklyn heights with extra special guest judge glamzilla
03:51oh they knew they had the workroom every thought i was gonna be at the bottom last week but you know
04:09no one at the bottom just bottoms you know okay last week was so much fun how are we feeling about
04:15this week we are ready i was honestly really gagged that i wasn't in the top last week being very
04:21honest i feel the exact same like i feel like my outfit was the one i'm sorry the category was
04:28more is more and i went above but it was all three categories oh i know i'm not done am i thank you
04:33so that being said and i feel like my music video i ate that down too and my entrance so thank you
04:39very much van gogh now that everybody's been safe for week one you can feel the tension rising how are
04:48you feeling this morning babe i feel so good good i feel like so comfortable around everyone now
04:54like honestly i would have sex with everyone here oh my god let's go diva oh my god canada
05:04she didn't already didn't have her oh hi yadi girls this week we'll need all cans below deck
05:15ship happens but if you stay sea sickening you ain't gotta get sea sickening
05:22okay we're going maritime up in here what does that mean
05:28oh thank you hello
05:36carson fucking kressley season six has some tricks girl what permission to come aboard
05:45yeah oh my god come on red oh nice to meet everybody oh and i'm actually planning on sticking
05:55around for a while so i hope that's okay whoa
05:58any hoodles after a very hectic first week i am sure you're up for some r and r well i hope you
06:07scrubbed your decks because we're about to go cruising
06:10yeah like on a boat for this week's maxi challenge you'll be writing commercials to promote your own
06:22new cruise lines oh but first things first you'll need to pick your shipmates we're looking for three
06:28groups of four so find your sailors now
06:32oh let's do it let's do it okay it works thanks it's gonna be
06:36yeah i feel this that was so quick did you pre-select those
06:42no no i have velma jones van goth and saltina
06:46three of them were in the top and i'm the only one who was a bottom queen last week
06:52three tops for one bottom the odds are in my favor
06:56okay so we have hazel paolo em and ebony your cruise theme is singles at sea
07:04where a rose can find her jack or jane
07:07okay
07:08okay
07:10van saltina sammy and velma your cruise theme is self-care sisters
07:16channel your spirituality as you set sail for nirvana
07:20oh that's so good for you
07:22and last but not least star dulce maya and caramel your cruise theme is the golden gaze
07:31a cruise fit for the geriatric twink
07:34i think that's me actually
07:37we'll give you a free ticket
07:39will your commercials cruise you closer to the crown or land you on the poop deck
07:45racers anchors away and may the best drag queen swim
07:50oh my gosh we're going cruising we're going
08:00we're going
08:02we get the self-care sisters cruise spirituality and mindfulness are my thing so i'm really really excited
08:11have you guys ever acted before or well yes well yes okay not really not really you don't
08:18it's going to be your first time acting acting but i work with a lot of people i don't like so i act like i'm fine with them so all my other group members have a lot more experience in acting than i do but i know i can kill this this this is my moment and i'm going to take it let's pretend that you abandoned a make-up
08:33can i just say right off the bat i brought a bunch of bdsm stuff
08:40i am so excited about acting challenges i'm teamed up with the funniest people i think there is in the room
08:46honestly you are a crazy nutball but you also have a social media presence that i think is going to come
08:52very handy here okay i love to fake it i love to act i just feel like it's such a escapism from reality
09:00you're a different person you're acting i'm acting right now
09:04i kind of have a concept idea and i want to hear what y'all think okay okay maybe it could be for like hardworking moms
09:14the subtext is it's actually a cult it gives us juice to play with it does beyond the self-care
09:20like i know i'm gonna go full acadian mom like yeah how about i be the cruise director who's like directing
09:27i love like guiding us through the meditations and all that exactly our cult sorry cruise
09:33is all about recruiting people and we're setting sails to the seas get into the zen of it all
09:41maybe we can just be like do a deep breath we go
09:43why is it just that ss
09:48oh i love that we are working very well together everyone is bringing ideas and we know what we're
09:56doing my cruise is a whole vibe if you started with a close-up if it pans away and there's
10:02something on the lower half of you that's off nice yeah like you're not wearing pants or
10:07but it's hard to to to start with a close-up you have to establish yeah you have to establish where
10:14you are yeah establish the moment establish yeah that's true in my group velma is acting as a little
10:20bit of a storyboarder and she is just not here for anything that she didn't think of to be honest
10:26should everyone's be a voiceover then no that's it that's weird i think what it should be is we all
10:30do a pass of our first scenes and then while the other people are doing their first scenes someone's
10:34changing no no no no no no no no no we do it like uh what what is the what is the best for the
10:40wardrobe and accessories we're just talking we're just footballing ideas every scene my lashes can get
10:45bigger wait do you think that you can technically do that in 30 minutes oh yeah don't do that oh yes
10:54velma is just stressed like just a perfect word stress not happy not having fun baby we need to
11:00go on the cruise that's why we were doing the commercial i feel like the most important thing
11:03in this challenge is making sure that what we're selling is something that people want to come to
11:07i think also playing into like the funny part puns and jokes and like hidden messages and stuff
11:12that really caters to like old queer people i don't really know that many older like queer
11:18people in my life in general and maybe it's because i don't go out of my way or just
11:22my our paths having crossed but like i hope they do i don't know if you guys know this but my dad's
11:28queer i like kind of just recently found out that he was my dad like three four years ago at the age
11:36of 19 i found out that the dad that raised me wasn't actually my father somebody reached out like
11:41hey i think i'm your dad fast forward we did a dna test turns out he was my father and that was
11:46just like a huge like eruption in my life and like i grew up in like a very religious household so like
11:52to find out that i had a queer father like completely like changed my life and he's been so supportive of
11:57me being here and my drag and it's like a complete 180 i didn't know that that's actually so sweet i had
12:02like no idea i won ottawa's x-drake superstar and he surprised me and showed up with flowers
12:07he also used to do drag like back in the day too i was so happy because it was for the first time
12:13that i felt like someone in my family was seeing the real me he just inspires me so so much so
12:19i'm definitely going to play into him but he's also only like 45 so it's oh yes
12:24you there single fat alone cry no more let me tell you about our services and that's where we
12:34would put a little voice over yeah the services that our cruise ship provides yeah yeah there are
12:40foods that are aphrodisiacs like we could be like welcome to our food court where we have
12:46yeah that's all right and it's only like oysters dark chocolate pineapple pineapple mandatory edible
12:54lubes edible condom but pep talk the trap talk should we have a dark room on the boat gooning
13:00gooning coach i just have this feeling that this is too sexual go the mile but don't go too much i just
13:11I just don't want it to be so sex focused.
13:14Yeah.
13:14So let's reel it in and not get ahead of ourselves.
13:17We're selling the cruise, right?
13:19I love our concept done like that,
13:20but is it sexual or is it single?
13:23Oh my God, my parents are going to watch this.
13:24Ah!
13:26Hello, my crew!
13:28Ha ha!
13:29Hello, queens.
13:30Hello.
13:32Bienvenue.
13:33Oh my goodness.
13:35These boys are so fine.
13:37Oh, they're all mesmerized by the pit crew.
13:38Hello, I'm over here.
13:39We are going to start with the singles cruisers
13:44and the rest of you beautiful creatures
13:45can have a seat right here.
13:48Feel free to heckle.
13:49No, I'm kidding.
13:50Don't do that.
13:51Lights, go, action.
13:53Our group is coming in first
13:55and we are ready to set that bar.
13:58All right, your time starts now.
13:59Here he is.
14:00Hit it, divas.
14:02Are you tired of being left on red?
14:04So single inside, you just want to get bread.
14:07Welcome to Oprah, you got nothing to lose.
14:10And welcome aboard.
14:12Don't close back please.
14:14Who went the second to the last line?
14:16Was it Hazel?
14:17Me.
14:17I would be careful about your diction.
14:19Got it.
14:20And the same for Paolo as well.
14:22Just be careful that we can really understand
14:24what you're saying.
14:24Got it.
14:25Lovely.
14:25All right, what scene is next?
14:27Okay, so I am Goonologist.
14:29Hello, boys.
14:30Are you ready to come to set?
14:32And action.
14:34Take a bite.
14:35It tastes so good.
14:37Food's so yum.
14:39It'll make you wanna.
14:51Thanks, boys.
14:54That was great.
14:55I don't know if we can air it, but it was great.
14:58All right, what's next?
15:00Hey.
15:00Oh, hello.
15:01Hee hee.
15:02Okay, and what's the set up here?
15:04I'm just talking shit.
15:06Okay.
15:07Let's give it a whirl.
15:08And action.
15:09Just sing the test, I'm feeling lit.
15:12Godday, I love this shit.
15:15Hee hee hee hee.
15:17What?
15:18Take the thing out.
15:19Take it out.
15:19Take it out.
15:20I mean, I think that's a funny gag, pun intended.
15:23I think spit it out like it's a piece of gum or something.
15:25And then you get the funny, and then you also get our viewers
15:28just to understand what you're saying.
15:32Action.
15:33Oh.
15:34No, drink the touch.
15:35I'm feeling lit.
15:37Hee hee hee.
15:38Godday, I love this shit.
15:41Hee hee hee.
15:43Okay.
15:44Girl, what?
15:44The singles at sea heard my lisp and said, how can we make
15:49our voices harder to understand than dance?
15:52Um, and they all accomplished that.
15:55What do you think?
15:57Love.
15:58I just feel like I can't tell what they're selling.
16:01Get it, Hazel.
16:02Got it.
16:03The prompt is more singles at sea looking for love, not looking to get fucked.
16:05Like, that's not what singles want all the time.
16:08And action.
16:09Take those pills so you can have all those thrills all prepped up and ready to take it
16:16off the ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
16:22That's great.
16:24And this is all, this whole storyline is promoting the singles cruise, yes?
16:27Yes.
16:28Okay.
16:29Got it.
16:30I know it's the singles cruise.
16:31It's just sounding like the, um, the slutty sex cruise.
16:34Okay.
16:35Carson says this is a slutty sex cruise and I shit myself.
16:40We did too much.
16:41Sorry, Mom.
16:42All right, that's time.
16:43Thank you so much.
16:45All right, we will welcome up our self-care sisters.
16:48Okay, great.
16:49Now, who did the writing?
16:50Who's kind of in charge?
16:51We all came up with our shit.
16:53Yeah.
16:54Velma was so good at writing it down.
16:56But we all have our own characterizations, our own material.
17:00All the storyboard I did.
17:01So Velma had a pen.
17:02Velma had a pen.
17:03No, no, no.
17:04She knew how to write.
17:05Velma took us on.
17:06Oops, sorry.
17:07I did the storyboard.
17:09It's like all of my ideas, like for the concept and everybody just share.
17:14Okay.
17:15So you came up with the overall creative and then they kind of contributed each of their segments
17:19and their dialogue.
17:20The technicality of it, yeah.
17:21The overall creative.
17:22Okay.
17:23And is everybody happy with what you came up with?
17:25Yes.
17:26Yes.
17:27We all contributed to the overall creative, for sure.
17:29Okay, great.
17:30They're definitely going to fight after this.
17:33Your time starts now.
17:35I'm going to start back here.
17:36I'm the cruise ship director.
17:38Okay.
17:39It's also a kind of cult and I might be recruiting.
17:42And you're going to hit the gong.
17:43I am.
17:44I think that's so funny.
17:46Are you ready?
17:47Um, yes.
17:48Can I get a line reminder just to start off?
17:50Hello.
17:51Welcome aboard SS.
17:52Uh.
17:53Okay.
17:54And action.
17:55Are you tired of living a poop deck kind of life?
17:59Welcome aboard.
18:00Welcome aboard.
18:01Welcome aboard.
18:02Welcome aboard.
18:03Uh.
18:04Mm.
18:05Oh right.
18:06Sorry.
18:07Let's start over.
18:08Are you tired of living a poop deck kind of life?
18:12Yes.
18:13Van and Velma's conflict right before we start.
18:18Okay.
18:19Did rattle me.
18:20But if there's anything I can do, it is pick myself back up and apply myself.
18:26Would you like to be taken away?
18:29Join our co-cruise.
18:31And let's hear from some of our visitors who chose to stay.
18:37Great.
18:38That was very good.
18:39Word.
18:40Word.
18:41We should probably move on.
18:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:43Let's do it.
18:44I'm gonna be like a really busy businesswoman.
18:47Right, right.
18:48And it's a voiceover, so it's like.
18:50It's all completely voiceover?
18:52Yeah, it's just like, let's see from a.
18:54No, the beginning part is voiceover.
18:56This part is not voiceover.
18:57Yeah.
18:58Yeah.
18:59Yeah, yeah.
19:00Okay.
19:01Let's see.
19:02It is voiceover.
19:03I think Carson is seeing us a little bit messy.
19:07Van looks frustrated.
19:08She looks pissed, but I know I'm a powerhouse in acting, so I will just lean with that and try to have the more fun I can have with this challenge.
19:20I'm a highly busy woman.
19:21I know that's time for this ship.
19:22Great.
19:23I think we should keep moving.
19:24Action.
19:25My name is Sammy Landry.
19:26I've been addicted to cigarettes since I've been a baby.
19:41If I smoke one more cigarette, I might die.
19:46Great.
19:47Are you happy with that?
19:48I'm very happy with that.
19:49Okay.
19:50Okay.
19:51Let's move on.
19:52Our team chemistry maybe wasn't the best in the moment.
19:55What's like turbulence, but like.
19:57I don't know.
19:58It was rocking.
19:59The butt was.
20:01Join us on the SFN.
20:06Okay, that's your time.
20:11Hello, my golden gays.
20:13Hey, Carson.
20:14Hey, Carson.
20:15Who did what on in this team?
20:18We literally all did everything.
20:19We were all pitching ideas.
20:20We all wrote everything down.
20:22Maya, you feel good?
20:23I feel good.
20:24Yeah, I feel good.
20:25We're going to try not to get like mad at each other and stuff.
20:27Okay.
20:28Oh, the shade.
20:29Well, we also contributed to all of our script, but not all of our team members said that.
20:32Oh, okay.
20:33Hold on one second.
20:34Hold on one second.
20:35Hold on one second.
20:36I can't wait to see how this turns out.
20:37What the fuck was that?
20:38What the fuck was that?
20:39What the fuck was that?
20:40Why?
20:41That's the...
20:42You said you came up with the whole concept.
20:43No.
20:44I said...
20:45He said that.
20:46He said that.
20:47He said that.
20:48And then she said yes.
20:49We'll do this later.
20:50We'll do this later.
20:51And action.
20:52We are your cruise director.
20:53On the SOS Seniors on Sea.
21:06I'm having a literal blast.
21:08We will keep you on your feet as you explore our deck going bird watching.
21:13I am like looking straight into that camera and giving it a little bit of ah.
21:17And I'm just feeling so good.
21:19We know you golden gays love your white parties.
21:22Which is ironic.
21:23Because we're the ones hosting it.
21:24Great.
21:25I don't think you can do any better.
21:26Okay.
21:27All right.
21:28We can move on.
21:29Great job.
21:30This song is from the 1940s.
21:31I think that's when RuPaul was born.
21:32This song used to be hip in my day.
21:33Oh.
21:34Oh.
21:35My hip.
21:36Oh.
21:37Wait, what?
21:38What?
21:39Can you twerk on the walker?
21:40Yeah.
21:41I think you should do that.
21:42Just have fun with this.
21:43This is so fun.
21:44I don't think you can do any better.
21:45Okay.
21:46All right.
21:47We can move on.
21:48Great job.
21:49This song is from the 1940s.
21:50I think that's when RuPaul was born.
21:51We can have fun with this.
21:52This is so stupid.
21:53Okay.
21:54Yeah.
21:55Everyone on this cruise is treating it like their last.
21:56Because it probably is here at the S.O.S. Seniors on Sea.
22:03And that's your time.
22:04Thank you so much.
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22:46I'm not the leader of the team that's not what I said I just wanted to say what I
22:51would I did and maybe came out wrong I don't know at this part I was like oh my
22:57god I don't understand nothing that is going on it's really a loss in
23:00translation I think I just wanted to assure that it was clear that I did
23:05more on the part of the storyboard that was the only thing and I hope she
23:09understood that but I don't think so what I remember hearing was Carson
23:14saying who was the leader of the group and we were all saying you what can I
23:18speak please yeah yeah then Carson said so the overall concept was your idea and I
23:24heard you say yes the overall concept was my idea no and that's when I said well
23:29no I think we all contributed to the overall concept because I feel like we
23:32did really work collaboratively on the entire it's hard for me to speak in
23:40English and everybody was talking and I'm like I don't understand everything I
23:46don't know what is going on I totally understand then why you would be upset
23:49and I also get where you're coming from as well because like I didn't know
23:52English when I first came here you have to think in one language and then speak it
23:55in a different I love working you guys collaboratively obviously in the moment
24:01it happened I'll say I got really stressed out I'm just somebody who like if I
24:05feel something I wear it all over my body I'm sure you all have realized no not
24:10at all I got it I'll be more patient with you know that I'm okay I'll stop
24:17before I react fun God starting to chime in with like oh we all worked on it this
24:21is already her second like tiff with someone you know so it's like at one
24:25point you need to see that you kind of are the problem don't like she's got some
24:29healing to do because like she's a sickening bitch you know but she's also a
24:34bitch well ladies I think we should get ready for this runway because you guys
24:39are looking a little ready how do we feel about like that conversation
24:50I really want to like interject but like these bitches like don't know when to
24:55like let another girl talk and just put your hand down and say bitch I have
25:00something to say to but the thing is like I don't need a moment that night you
25:03know not that you need a moment but I mean the way that you've let me in I want
25:08other people to be let in like that and understand I understand Paula I do she's
25:13so fucking funny and she's so genuine and sweet and she listens and I do be
25:19talking a lot this is a lot harder than I thought it was gonna be but is anybody
25:28else missing friends and family I'm very fortunate and I know this is rare that
25:32like I have a family that supports me and my dad and I like growing up I wasn't
25:37really close with him oh god oh babe he's been there like he doesn't come to my
25:43shows and we're so okay with that like I girl I'm like in a fucking g-string and a
25:47brawl like literally like I'm like a fucking stripper it's fine but it's more
25:53the fact that like behind the scenes we call every day and like he helped me
25:58build my drag room my drag studio and like he's been there and like my mom too
26:02like you know like she's been there to help and support me and I know I'm so
26:06lucky he's all they love you you have one of the greatest families it's so so
26:12important to have like that loving support system I was like the parents of
26:17my parents a lot of toxicity my mom was having alcoholism and it was all me my
26:26fault my fault always always so like my family when I was growing up like we came
26:31from Mexico and there were immigrants and my father was very like abusive
26:36towards me physically if I dropped like a glass of water if I missed the school bus
26:41like I would get beat constantly and kind of having to like live in like that
26:45sense of fear I moved out when I was 16 and I got
26:48emancipated like as soon as I could because I wanted to just like be me so
26:54like since I've been 16 like anything I have it's because I did it like my
26:59parents have never given me a dollar since then like I didn't talk to my parents
27:03for like years and I still don't talk to my dad like at all like I remember when I
27:08would first move out like the city was small so like if we saw each other like
27:12I saw them like shopping we would just walk by like we didn't know each other
27:16and I think that's why sometimes I'm like so quiet or like so reserved it's
27:22cuz like and I'm sure like everyone else like this isn't a joke to me like no this
27:27is my life I've given up literally like everything because I don't have aunts or
27:33uncles I don't have anybody here I have just me and like you saying that he was
27:39saying like how appreciative you are like that makes me so happy because I I I think
27:43something that like kind of gets me going is like when like people who have such
27:47good families will be like I have to go see my family or like oh they're so
27:50annoying they're so they love my drag so much I'm like you have no idea how
27:54lucky you are to even have that so like just be happy like you said and
27:59appreciate it and you're so loved thank you because I also see you be reserved
28:07and like that and that's why I always come up to you like that because I want
28:10you to be that outgoing person that you are that I know deep down bitch
28:14right when you walk down you're like yeah wait wait can we all do the Dulce
28:24to the shake
28:28so I so I see you
28:32Come on, girl, put the bass in your walk, head to toe, let your whole body talk.
28:57Gorgeous, yes.
28:58Bravo.
28:58So hot.
29:00That's blonde ambition.
29:01Welcome to the captain's quarters of Canada's drag race.
29:05She's my forever life preserver.
29:07It's Tracy Melshor.
29:08Hey, girl.
29:09Hey, Brooklyn.
29:10Oh, my God.
29:11Tracy, I am so on board with this look, and your makeup is sailing full speed ahead.
29:16Not a soul can dock.
29:17That's right.
29:18And X always marks his spot.
29:20It's style superstar Carson Kressley.
29:23Thanks for having me.
29:24I'm so happy to see you.
29:25How are you adjusting to Canada?
29:27Oh, gosh, I'm having a really hard time with the accent.
29:29What accent?
29:30I don't understand you.
29:32What?
29:32Oh, sorry about it.
29:34And she's forever making waves.
29:36It's makeup maven, Glamzilla.
29:39What's up, Brooklyn?
29:40How do you like my mug?
29:42Oh, I think you went a little overboard.
29:45This week, we challenged our queens to make a splash in cruise commercials.
29:49Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
29:55Charisma.
29:57Charisma.
29:58Category is In the Shadows.
30:03Mwah.
30:04First up, Van Gogh.
30:06This week, I have not only one face to critique, but two.
30:10Teddy or not, here she comes.
30:12I'm giving you a little bit club kid, a little bit of childhood nightmares, a little bit of possessed teddy bear.
30:18Cute and cuddly, and a little gothic and evil, kind of mixed together.
30:22I wouldn't consider myself a two-faced bitch, but today on the runway, I thought I'd try it out.
30:27And I said, let the plastic surgery settle before you leave the house.
30:31You are wrong.
30:33Next, Saltina Shaker.
30:36Oh.
30:37This look represents staring your inner demons in the face and making them glamorous.
30:43When I was 16 years old, I was in a car accident, which left me riddled with scars for so long.
30:49I didn't want to show anybody my scars, but now I want people to look here.
30:53I wanted to look how trauma looks when it's transformed into love.
30:57And I think I did that.
30:59Sammy Landry.
31:02When I heard what lurks in the shadow, I immediately thought of when you hit a deer on the highway.
31:09Bitch, I am from New Brunswick.
31:11Look at all that carcass.
31:13Every single inch of this gown is full of rhinestones.
31:18This deer, she might have been hit by a car, but she's still going to hit up that party.
31:23These gays, they're trying to roadkill me.
31:26You kill him, we grill him.
31:29Velma Jones.
31:31I present to you my other ass.
31:33Oh.
31:34Johnny.
31:35Here's Johnny.
31:37With this look, I wanted the judges to see that a drag king can do as much as a drag queen.
31:43My king community is so beautiful, and they are all so creative and so fierce.
31:49And I think if I can make them proud, I'm really happy.
31:54Ow!
31:54Ow!
31:55What are you doing?
31:57Star doll.
31:58Oh, I'm facing my fears right now as an aswang.
32:01The mythical creature from Filipino folklore that scared me so much as a kid.
32:06Caught in a bat romance.
32:08This look is giving horrifying, terrifying, creepy creature.
32:14And I am thirsty for that win.
32:18When I said wing woman, I didn't really mean this.
32:23Dulce.
32:24I'm tripping onto this runway as La Llorona, a Mexican legend who, long story short, was going
32:29to her wedding day, ended up having to kill her kids, and then her partner was like, you
32:33know what?
32:34I'm good.
32:35Oh.
32:36Oh.
32:37Oh.
32:39Give me that.
32:39Oh.
32:42Girl, same.
32:43These tears are coming straight from my eyes, and I am still dripping from the swamp trying
32:48to find my next prey.
32:50Oh, this reminds me.
32:51I need to get an oil change.
32:54Now, Maya Fox.
32:55For this look, I am giving a demon that lives behind the mirror, honey.
33:00Can we all just pause and take a moment to reflect?
33:03Yes.
33:04She preys on vanity.
33:06If you dare look into her mirror, she captures that soul.
33:09I've got horns.
33:10They are rhinestones.
33:12I am giving you glam.
33:13I am giving you spooky, and I am giving you finesse.
33:17And that's the vanity.
33:19Caramelk, guess who's bat in the house?
33:23Oh.
33:25Tonight, I am coming down the runway as a corrupt government experiment gone wrong.
33:31The wings are huge.
33:32I think they weigh more than me.
33:34I'm literally dying walking down this runway in so much pain, but I'm trying not to show
33:38it.
33:39I want to show the judges that I'm not just a one-trick bat.
33:42I think I know her.
33:44We used to hang.
33:45Paolo Perfeccion.
33:49All of my life, I was told you could be wearing a trash bag and you still look fabulous.
33:54And I'm walking the runway.
33:55Oh.
33:56Oh, my goodness.
33:57It can't fill off.
33:58Embarrassing.
33:59Yikes.
34:00Then I'm on the other side.
34:01Oh, two cups.
34:03Wow.
34:03You can pay her in trash or credit.
34:05That is embarrassing.
34:07Oh.
34:08Babe, I just gave birth.
34:10Oh, it's a garbage bundle of joy.
34:13Coup de grace.
34:14A banana fucking falls off.
34:17Tragic.
34:18Talk about junk in the trunk.
34:20And now, Hazel.
34:22Oh.
34:23I think I see her pink pony club.
34:26I am a witchy kelpie, a folklore tale from my Scottish roots.
34:32It is a horse shapeshifter that lures humans back to a body of water and takes their lives.
34:38I am feeling so fucking spooky in this look.
34:41I am coming to haunt you.
34:43I'm coming to eat you.
34:44And I'm coming to bring you back to my swamp to make it nasty.
34:47I'd kill for her bone structure.
34:50Ebony LaBelle.
34:51You know what goes bump in the night?
34:52It's her damn inner saboteur, okay?
34:55You've got to be kidding me right now.
34:57I am serving gothic glamour hood baddie.
35:02Don't look at me.
35:03I'm a vampire.
35:06I didn't want to give too much of a monster because I let the girls do that themselves with those mugs.
35:11I hope she's not a sore loser.
35:15And finally, PM.
35:17This runway is inspired by my partner's nightmares.
35:21They have had sleep paralysis their entire life.
35:25And I want to create a creature that maybe they'll be turned on by if they have this happen to them again.
35:31Talk about a walking nightmare.
35:32I really want to look scary, but I also want to look elegant and beautiful because not all nightmares need to be ugly.
35:41Mom, can you pick me up?
35:43I'm scared.
35:45Welcome, Queens, and happy Halloween.
35:49It's time your commercials hit open water.
35:52First up, it's Palo Perfeccion, Hazel, Ebony LaBelle, and PM with their cruise commercial for singles.
36:01Are you tired of being left all red?
36:04So single and sad, you just want to get bread?
36:07Look no further.
36:09You got nothing to lose.
36:10You want to sneak peek at some of our amenities?
36:20Well, look no further.
36:22Check it out with our resident goonologist.
36:25Take a bite.
36:26It tastes so good.
36:28Food's so yummy.
36:30It'll make you...
36:32Let's talk prep with Miss Foxy Doxy.
36:42Don't be silly.
36:44Take those pills and get ready for all them thrills.
36:48All prepped up and ready to take it up the...
36:50Check out our singles mixer and taste the elixir.
36:58Blue strings attached.
37:01I'm feeling lit.
37:03Gosh dang it.
37:04I love this ship.
37:06Cruise package includes...
37:07Free lube.
37:09Free therapy.
37:10Free makeovers.
37:14The Rose Bytebrow.
37:18Okay.
37:20Okay.
37:21Next up, it's our self-care sisters.
37:26I'm so Tina Shaker.
37:28And welcome aboard the SS.
37:31Are you tired of being anchored to a poop deck kind of life?
37:36Would you like to be taken away?
37:39Join our co-
37:39Cruise.
37:41And let's hear from some of our visitors who chose to stay.
37:48Let's fire those idiots.
37:50I'm a highly busy woman.
37:52How do that stand for this ship?
37:54Do you stress more than you stretch?
38:07SS.
38:07Want to be serviced?
38:13Float to our massages on board.
38:15I'm told I stare too much like a sailor.
38:17Let's get to it.
38:18Yeah, don't be scared.
38:22I got a bevel for Brooklyn.
38:25Oh, yeah.
38:25SS.
38:26Oh.
38:29My name is Sammy Landry.
38:32I've been addicted to cigarettes since I've been a baby.
38:35If I smoke one more cigarette, I might die.
38:39Change the tides on your old bad habits.
38:44SS.
38:45Mmm.
38:49Our ship travels everywhere and stops nowhere.
38:52Sure, yes.
38:54That was so good.
38:57Good job.
38:58Good job.
38:59Good job.
38:59Worth all the fighting.
39:00Yes.
39:00And finally, our golden gaze.
39:04Oh, my name is Dulce.
39:08And my name is Caramel.
39:10And we are your cruise directors here at the S.O.S.
39:15Seniors on scene.
39:18We know you golden gays love your white parties.
39:22Which is ironic, because we're the ones hosting it.
39:25So come on down and groove at the silent dance party.
39:31This song was huge in the 1940s.
39:33I think that's when RuPaul was born.
39:36Oh, this song used to be hip in my day.
39:39Oh, my hip.
39:40Huh?
39:41Huh?
39:41Huh?
39:42Huh?
39:42Huh?
39:43And we will keep you on your feet as you explore our deck going birdwatching.
39:47Oh, god damn.
39:52Look at that cockatoo.
39:54Gertrude, what are you looking at?
39:57And bitch, you know we were not talking about that bird.
40:00I love you, Gertrude.
40:02Come here.
40:02Come here.
40:03Oh, oh.
40:06After a long, exhausting day, come on down to our soap opera viewing party.
40:11You might get lucky to be able to spend it with someone else.
40:14Everyone on this cruise is treating it like their last, because it probably is here at the S.O.S.
40:21Seniors on scene.
40:22Hey!
40:23Yeah!
40:23Hey!
40:28Based on your commercials and runway presentations, the judges have made some decisions.
40:32decisions. When I call your name, please step forward. Stardoll, Maya Fox, Ebony
40:41LaBelle, PM, Caramel, Van Gogh, you are all safe. You may leave the stage. Thank you.
40:56I'm gonna get out of here. Thank you, baby. The rest of you represent the tops and the
41:01bottoms of the week. It is now time for the judges' critiques. First up, Saltina Shaker.
41:09Saltina, does your back hurt? A little. I thought so because you carried that commercial. Oh. I don't
41:16think that you were super confident when you started the challenge, but it worked. Every
41:21second, you are the through line. You were the messaging of that commercial. I love the cult
41:26angle. I thought that was such a clever way to sell self-care. I love the SS. Ah. And
41:31I loved how it repeated itself throughout the commercial. You were always there with your
41:35gong for it. So talk to me about being in the shadows with this piece. I was in a car accident
41:41when I was 16 years old. And this lovely, lovely piece represents the scars that I have underneath
41:48this outfit. I used to hate them. You know, I think the hardest part about living, honestly,
41:56is taking a look at the shadows that you have inside of you. I love them now. So many of us
42:02have been ostracized or told we weren't good enough because of things that we thought were ugly. You know,
42:10and you realize when you can take that out from the darkest recesses of your soul and throw it on the
42:16stage, that's when beautiful art is created. So thank you for sharing and thank you for being so
42:22brave. Thank you. Do with me. Ah. Next up, Sammy Landry. Hi. In your commercial, I thought that your
42:34character had potential. I just did not feel that you reached it. And I saw you were trying to have fun
42:39with it. I just needed more from you. During your acting challenge, you gave up all the screen time
42:44to Saltina. And I don't remember you. It was always the same very monotone delivery. You have no
42:50inflection. But it was actually quite charming. It was like, I've been smoking since I was baby.
42:55Like it never changed. You're funny without trying to be funny. You can't buy that. So just give
43:01yourself more to do so we can give you more credit next time. I enjoyed the runway look, but it is a
43:07little bit thrift store on the bottom for me. I wish the gown reached the floor. And I know you're
43:12going for like a campy look with the, you know, Raquel Welch shake and go wig, but you can still be
43:16campy and elevated. Yeah. Thank you. Next up, the artist formerly known as Velma Jones. Let's talk
43:24about Velma in your cruise commercial. You got every morsel of charisma and character out of that,
43:31you know, essentially just kind of like a one line monologue. Back in my day, we would say you
43:36chewed the scenery, but I think the kids today would say you ate. You didn't have a very big part,
43:43but I thought you made the most out of every second that you were on screen. And this look
43:47is just incredible. You had me howling at the runway. I had a physical reaction when you came out
43:54with this look. This is Johnny Jones, right? Absolutely. Want to tell me about Johnny? I'm
43:59listening. Well, it's full moon tonight. Oh, I think you are someone to look out for. Every fantasy
44:07that you were selling, I'm buying. Thank you. Next up, Dulce. Hola. Hola. I just have a big note here
44:16on my page that says star, because you had, you had the four C's. Well, there's five, but I can't say
44:21the fifth one, but the four are comfortable, confident, charismatic, and comedic. You're fun.
44:28You're funny. You're fabulously informative. You checked all the boxes. So really well done. Thank
44:35you. I thought you did a really, really great job and you're just naturally charismatic. This look,
44:39I think that is a wonderful cultural reference. I wish it read a little bit more bridal to me.
44:46It's a little bit too swampy and a little bit less bridal, if you know what I mean. Okay. I wish you
44:51had done a bit of a spookier makeup, because this just looks like your normal pretty mug. Okay.
44:56I feel like there's just too much statements. The neckline is a statement. The length is a
45:00statement. The different textures is a statement. And then like the black everywhere is a statement.
45:05I would love to see you learn to balance. You are already a statement. You're the it girl.
45:10Okay. Up next, Paolo Perfeccion.
45:18In terms of your commercial, if I had taken your clip and I had just played it, I would have had no
45:23idea we were in a cruise ship commercial. And on top of that, I couldn't understand a word you were
45:28saying. You know, I said to you a couple of times, I was like, we really can't understand. Be really
45:32careful about your diction and a commercialist communication. And if we can't understand the
45:36dialogue, we're not going to get anything from it. Congratulations on the delivery. I think
45:42that's the first for the drag race runway, a bejeweled baby. Yes, you're wearing a trash bag
45:48and you look fabulous in it. Is it enough? You know, when I think about a trash bag couture,
45:54I go back to Missy Elliott, big and moving. And I feel like I like the intention behind the trash bag,
46:01but I would like to have seen it more of a, of a drag bag, something just bigger.
46:07Last but certainly not least, Hazel.
46:09Hi. Hi.
46:11I think my problem with your performance in the commercial is that it was just silly
46:15without structure or a punchline. Got it.
46:18I'm not approved, but it got a little bit hypersexual for me.
46:22Yes, it did. Yeah, it was more like an orgy cruise.
46:25Yeah. Which I'm buying a ticket, of course.
46:27We both signed up. We all, we all have tickets.
46:29This look. Ha ha. I love each piece of this outfit.
46:35It's really fun and the details are so good. The gloves, the nails, the jaw piece,
46:39the facial piece you had on earlier. This is a really fabulous look.
46:44Thank you. I appreciate that.
46:46Based on the judge's critiques, we have made some decisions.
46:50Dulce, your performance in the maxi was golden, girl.
46:54Velma Jones, on the runway, you really had us howling.
47:01Saltina, our self-care sister, you had us sipping on your Serena tea.
47:07Saltina Shaker, congratulations, you are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
47:14Good to be.
47:15You have won $5,000 cash, courtesy of Travel Manitoba.
47:25Dulce, Velma, great work this week.
47:29You should both be very proud of yourselves.
47:32Sammy Landry, Paolo Perfection, and Hazel, you are the bottom three queens this week.
47:38Saltina Shaker, as this week's winner, you have earned the power of the golden beaver,
47:45granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip-syncing for their lives.
47:50You hold the fate of your sisters in your hands.
47:55As you untuck, the bottom three may plead their case.
48:00You may leave the stage.
48:05I can't wait to get out of here.
48:07I know.
48:07Baby, get your drink.
48:11Y'all need to come in here and spill the fucking tea.
48:15Walking into the workroom after the critiques, I'm like,
48:18ugh, I know everyone's gonna be like,
48:19oh, so how did it go?
48:20And I'm like, babe, not well, bitch.
48:22Saltina looks happy.
48:23I won.
48:25You won?
48:25Oh my god.
48:26Oh my god.
48:27Oh my god.
48:27I feel fucking amazing.
48:31All the self-doubt that I had,
48:33I don't need to have space for them in my head.
48:36I ain't trying to take no one's moment.
48:38I'm gagged that you won, though, because I really thought I was going to Velma.
48:41Oh my god.
48:41But congratulations.
48:42I am gagged that I was even in the top.
48:44And I have a very difficult decision to make.
48:48Y'all mean so much to me.
48:49I feel a little bit of pressure knowing that I have the power to save one of these queens
48:55from the bottom two.
48:57I don't know what I'm going to do yet.
48:59I want to hear from all of you why you want me to save you.
49:06And I want to hear it from here, not from here.
49:10Hello.
49:10Hello.
49:10First week was tough for me.
49:18It was a lot.
49:21And this week, my sisters really helped me to, like, it's fine.
49:25At this point, it's a part of the look if I cry.
49:27I really don't care.
49:29I'm big.
49:29I'm, like, I'm literally sitting in a trash bag.
49:35I don't know.
49:35I'm just, like, I don't feel like I'm ready to go.
49:37Like, I just feel like this week I finally started, like, feeling the sisterhood.
49:41Like, I felt like I was getting out of my head.
49:47I don't know.
49:49I am hurting from my sister Apollo right now.
49:51I can just see that, like, she's turning on her Apollo perfection to kind of, like, mask a little bit.
49:57I want her to be here.
49:58I know she wants to be here.
50:00And I hope that Saltina makes the right decision and saves her.
50:03Uh, Sammy, follow your heart.
50:06Do what you want with it.
50:10No.
50:10Tell me.
50:11I want to hear fight.
50:16Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl, girl.
50:19I love what I give inside.
50:21Like, you know.
50:22And so, I don't know.
50:25I'm just feeling so many emotions right now because I just feel like, am I in the right place right now?
50:32Like, I don't know.
50:33I don't know.
50:34You were good.
50:36For some reason, I feel like I don't deserve that beaver.
50:40And that is a voice in my head that I have to deal with.
50:43I often feel like I don't deserve things.
50:45Or I always feel like people deserve things more than me.
50:48I don't know why I put myself in that place all the time.
50:50I don't know why I keep doubting myself, you know.
50:55And that's not the right attitude for this competition.
51:00But I can't help that that's what I'm feeling.
51:03Hazel, how do you feel?
51:05Ugh.
51:06They loved my look.
51:09What?
51:09They said nothing but great things about my look.
51:12I was one note in my performance.
51:13I understand that.
51:15But, like, I have so much to prove being here.
51:18Yes.
51:19I worked my ass off.
51:21I'm not saying y'all haven't either.
51:22But, like, I just want this.
51:24I'm hungry.
51:24I deserve this.
51:25And I want to be here.
51:28So many people are expecting great things from me when I come back.
51:32And I'm not delivering how I should be.
51:35And I just don't know what to do.
51:38I want to be here.
51:40I deserve to be here.
51:41I'm not trying to say that y'all don't deserve at all either.
51:44But, like, I fucking want this so fucking bad.
51:47This fucking sucks.
51:51I'm honestly so sad to see my sister, Hazel, in the bottom.
51:54Look at me.
51:55Look at me.
51:56You are such a stellar fucking performer.
51:59And it hurts to see you in the bottom like this right now.
52:01But don't let it bring you down.
52:04This is my opportunity.
52:07Unfortunately, you have this decision.
52:10But fuck these days.
52:12This is real now.
52:13There are so many tears, so many emotions.
52:16And I'm the one that has the power.
52:20Whoever is in that bottom two,
52:22I want you to fucking prove it to that world right there.
52:27Prove it.
52:28It's only one person.
52:29If I could save them all, I would, honestly.
52:32But this is a competition now.
52:34And somebody has to go home.
52:38I might sneeze.
52:42Bless you.
52:45A lucky sneeze.
52:46Saltina Shaker.
52:59Heavy is the hand that holds the beeper.
53:02Who do you want to save from the chomping block?
53:06The queen who I've decided to save
53:09is...
53:09Hazel.
53:17Oh, my God.
53:19Girl.
53:20Gag!
53:20I was not expecting that.
53:27Oh, my God.
53:30Well, battle of the buffoon.
53:32Bitch, let's fucking give it.
53:33Well, I'll be damned.
53:36Hazel, you are out of the woods this week.
53:38Yes, I am.
53:40You may join your sisters at the back.
53:42Sammy Landry, Paolo Perfection, I'm sorry,
53:51but this means that you are both up for elimination.
53:55Two queens stand before us.
53:57Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance
54:04of Raise a Little Hell by Trooper.
54:07This is your last chance to impress us
54:10and save yourselves from elimination.
54:14The time has come
54:16for you to lip-sync
54:18for your life.
54:24Well, this is going to be an interesting lip-sync.
54:29Good luck.
54:30And don't fuck it up.
54:32Two, three, four.
54:38Raise a little hell, raise a little hell,
54:41raise a little hell.
54:45Raise a little hell, raise a little hell.
54:48Raise a little hell.
54:51If you don't like what you see,
54:54why don't you fight it?
54:58If you know there's something wrong,
55:01why don't you write it?
55:06Raise a little hell, raise a little hell,
55:08raise a little hell.
55:12Raise a little hell, raise a little hell,
55:15raise a little hell.
55:18In the end, it comes down to your faking,
55:22and there's really nobody to blame.
55:26But it feels like your ship is sinking,
55:29and you're too tired to play the game.
55:32Nobody's going to help you.
55:37Nobody's going to help you.
55:38Oh, wow.
55:38You just got to stand up alone
55:41and dig in your heels
55:43and see how it feels
55:45to raise a little hell of your own.
55:51Raise a little hell, raise a little hell,
55:53raise a little hell.
55:57Raise a little hell, raise a little hell.
56:00Raise a little hell.
56:01If you don't like what you got,
56:07why don't you change it?
56:10If your world is all screwed up,
56:14rearrange it.
56:16Oh, no.
56:18Raise a little hell, raise a little hell,
56:21raise a little hell.
56:25Raise a little hell, raise a little hell.
56:28Raise a little hell.
56:29GO!
56:38That was great.
56:38Yeah!
56:42That was great.
56:43Oh, my God.
56:43Hell was great.
56:44Queens, we have made our decision.
56:55Sammy Laundrie, Chante, you stay.
57:05You may join the others.
57:14Paolo, you are one of one.
57:18You are perfection.
57:21Now, sashay away.
57:25We love you, Paolo!
57:28Paolo, you're everything.
57:31Well, you win some, you lose some.
57:41That was unfortunate.
57:42But, I found the sisterhood I was looking for.
57:47Angel numbers, I love angel numbers.
57:50I was definitely robbed of my time, but that's why I'm going to be robbing these bitches right now.
57:55I've got a few suitcases that are empty.
58:00I am the universe, the universe is me.
58:02Congratulations, Queens.
58:04You live to slay another day.
58:07Now, the world has never needed the magic of drag more.
58:09So, remember, stay true, North strong, and what?
58:14Yeah!
58:16Yes, now let the music play!
58:18You wear it well.
58:19You wear it well.
58:21Black shirt, lipstick, lipstick, painted on.
58:24You wear it well.
58:25You wear it well.
58:26You're short suits, you.
58:27Ooh, ooh, ooh.
58:29Working for me, working for me, me.
58:33You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well.
58:36Next time on Canada's Drag Race, this week is a double feature.
58:41Snatch game and design.
58:44You get to choose your own adventure.
58:47What is going on right now?
58:48Oh my God, we have to choose one.
58:51Hello.
58:53Hello.
58:55I am a little shocked that my sister didn't choose.
58:57What's waiting for this?
58:58Can I give you a hug?
58:59Because I feel...
59:00No.
59:01I'm in trouble.
59:03Now that is how you do snatch game.
59:06I would wear this outfit.
59:07It was...
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