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00:00凤神榜上第一枪就出现了。
00:10方长,凤神榜为天下英雄派名字诞生少林以来,
00:16凤神榜依旧从未现现,今天竟然有动静了。
00:21快,我去看。
00:25凤神榜依旧天生。
00:32所有垃圾老蛋也敢出现我的名字。
00:38凤神榜烈了。
00:54这可是神经人吗?
01:01那位强者来过了。
01:04而且,他已经踏入了神经。
01:07这天下,竟真的有神经强者。
01:13饭酒肉穿肠过。
01:16佛祖心中留。
01:19阿弥陀佛。
01:26方长,林天生这小子又就偷入吃酒了。
01:29看看哪儿有半点少林弟子的样子。
01:33死子,有为似规,屡教不改。
01:36少林怕恶恶不忠他。
01:40与其是。
01:41居然僧侄,我心中有佛,又何必居你小结呢?
01:46可你背后告状,才有为少林做派吧。
01:48方长,你看哪儿,你看他的样子。
01:53不学无术,满口歪底。
01:55再留天,只会给少林抹黑。
01:57佛家讲的是宽厚待人。
01:59天生心中相善,好好教导就是了。
02:02贪吃贪水不列宫,不可教。
02:05天生。
02:06天生。
02:07作来何人?
02:08战神功圣允。
02:09风神绑七,富无双,前来退官。
02:11你们仔细造工。
02:12军员,随我迎客。
02:13好。
02:14没有天赋,还不努力练功?
02:15可你不愿意?
02:16心中相善,好好教导就是了。
02:17贪吃贪水不列宫,不可教。
02:18天生。
02:19作来何人?
02:20作来何人?
02:21战神功圣女。
02:22封神绑七,富无双,前来退官。
02:24你们仔细造工。
02:25军员,随我迎客。
02:26你们仔细造工。
02:27军员,随我迎客。
02:29好。
02:33没有天赋,还不努力练功?
02:35和你同门了,真是丢人。
02:43富无双?
02:45素未谋面的未婚妻啊。
02:47素未谋面的未婚妻啊。
02:53现在外面修行的,
02:55都是仙子。
02:57方丈人,
02:58身中我们练这些基本功。
03:00人家出门,
03:01是剑飞行。
03:03我们,
03:04还得靠两条腿。
03:05人家,
03:06弹指杀人。
03:08我们,
03:09却只能百姓花架子。
03:12我呀,
03:13什么时候才能登上风尘榜呢?
03:18哎呀,
03:19那么多仙人争的头破血流。
03:21风尘榜,
03:22哪是我们能妄想的呀?
03:24师弟,
03:28你看那林天生啊,
03:30倒是练得认真。
03:31他成天无所事事,
03:33也不知道练来干嘛。
03:34真不知道圣女为什么来这种平级之地,
03:44一点灵气都没有。
03:45一群起修,
03:46臭死了。
03:47你就是林天生。
03:49果然人如其名,
03:50天生的废物。
03:51今日我们圣女要和你退婚,
03:53你最好乖乖配合。
03:55你最好乖乖配合。
04:05不然。
04:06我的指令可以用内三分,
04:16必可能四川就很容易。
04:18使法,
04:20要用万语。
04:21使法,
04:23要用万语。
04:25你。
04:27我要是用尽全力,
04:31也能四川。
04:32要是圣女在,
04:33就算打着她灰飞烟灭,
04:35也可。
04:37这怎么可能?
04:46绿龙。
04:47绿龙。
05:02胡双手力。
05:03此事还可在意呀。
05:06战神功赴无双。
05:12与你退婚。
05:13不过,
05:14我可以让你加入战神功,
05:16成为一名杂役弟子。
05:18算是,
05:20补偿。
05:22你不过是一个没有灵根,
05:24只知道花拳绣腿的僧侣。
05:26能做战神功的杂役弟子,
05:28已是天大的恩赐。
05:30他能有此机缘,
05:32全是圣女,
05:33太过仁慈。
05:34我林甲,
05:36没有退婚,
05:37只有修妾。
05:39。
05:40你还不知道仙慈的本事吗?
05:42你还不知道仙慈的本事吗?
05:54你敢问我星际?
05:55找死?
05:56找死?
06:09虽然能含住我的威压?
06:10无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人无人
06:40What are you doing?
06:41Holy shit!
06:42Holy shit!
06:43Holy shit!
06:44Holy shit!
06:45Holy shit!
06:46Holy shit!
06:47You're dead!
06:48You're dead!
06:49We're a少女.
06:50You can go back.
06:53I can be killed.
06:55But she can't get me to see me.
06:57To get her.
06:58She's just a mystery.
07:00It looks like I can take her.
07:02I'll go into the world of hell.
07:05I'll be able to give her.
07:07I'll be the one that has given me.
07:09Oh, I'm going to kill you.
07:11I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you.
07:13How can I kill you?
07:15How could I kill you?
07:17This is the time I was going to kill you,
07:21so, in order to kill you.
07:23Can you kill me?
07:29If I die too well,
07:31I will have to save you in this world,
07:33I will save you now.
07:35Mom!
07:37Mother... Mother...
07:45Mother...
07:46Mother...
07:47Next time you must listen to the word.
07:49Mother's powers will be controlled by the
07:55You must send me to my own.
07:56You can't let her fall into the other hand.
07:58You can't let her fall into the mind.
07:59You can't let her fall into the mind.
08:01You must send the Lord to the守護神.
08:03You heard me?
08:06I don't want to leave you.
08:08I don't want to leave you.
08:10I don't want to leave you.
08:12You don't want to hear me, right?
08:14If I'm not doing this, I don't want you.
08:18Father, listen to me.
08:20Mother, don't want to be angry.
08:22Father,
08:24I'm done with you.
08:26I'm going to teach you.
08:28Mother...
08:30I'm going to teach you.
08:32Mother...
08:36Let's wait until you have nepome in my body.
08:45Mother, I don't want you to act away.
08:46Don't let back you apart from mater...
08:48Mother...
08:50I'm not going to leave you alone.
08:52Mother...
08:54Mother...
08:55Mother...
08:56I don't want you to act like you.
08:58Mother...
08:59Mother...
09:00Mother...
09:02Mother...
09:04I can't let the world have a lot of joy in the world.
09:13Mother...
09:15Mother...
09:18Mother...
09:19You are so happy to see your mother.
09:22You are so happy to see your mother.
09:25What is the world in the world?
09:28Your mother has killed the world.
09:31Your同僚 is so happy.
09:33Mother...
09:35Your daughter's daughter's daughter.
09:37Even her wife, you can't see you.
09:39You've been so happy to see your mother over the world.
09:41Who has been so happy to see your mother?
09:44Mother...
09:46Mother...
09:47Why do you do the same?
09:48Mother...
09:50Mother...
09:51Mother...
09:52Mother...
09:53Mother...
09:54Mother...
09:55Mother...
09:56You're not necessary to...
09:57For the world.
09:58Mother...
09:59Mother...
10:00Mother...
10:31也不如放肆
10:33还挺有骨气
10:35我倒要看看你的骨头有多艺
10:38无双圣女
10:40无双圣女
10:43无双圣女
10:50我是战神宫外门家族赵家的家主赵高啊
10:54十年前天下暴乱
10:56不得已在少林寺藏身
10:58如今您来了
11:00就把我们带回去吧
11:02少林寺这种地方
11:04下根就配不上我去呢
11:07当初
11:07是你们求着少林寺庇佑的
11:10要不是我们收留
11:11早就饿死了
11:13赵家主
11:14当初你为了留在少林寺
11:16可是加入了佛门的
11:17不过是临时爆火巧
11:20当不得书
11:24不过是临时爆火巧
11:26当不得书
11:27你们真不了脸
11:28你们当初收留我们
11:30不过是看上战神宫的势力
11:32想要点好处罢了
11:34十年前
11:34战神宫不过是小小做法
11:36赵世女
11:37你这话
11:38有良心吗
11:39好了
11:39想走就走吧
11:41我少林寺
11:41也能少养几个吃干饭的
11:44诶
11:44不说圣女
11:45我在少林寺待了十年
11:47知道他们把风神力藏在了哪里
11:50赵家主
11:51赵家是我战神宫的
11:53我宝
11:55他们太蠢
11:57根本不上防
11:58风神令就在后院
12:00我今日前来
12:02是为战神宫带走风神令
12:05风神令自诞生以来就在少林寺
12:08战神宫很可强强
12:10什么叫强
12:11风神令乃天降神物
12:14少林寺一个反门只会辱没了他
12:17我倒要问问
12:18风神榜上十位强者
12:20哪一位
12:21是少林寺中人
12:23风神十位
12:24战神宫就占了八位
12:26更别说如今天下最强者
12:28风神榜榜二
12:30也是出自战神宫
12:31如今战神宫
12:33执掌天下
12:34你说这风神令
12:35该是谁的东西
12:36不让
12:37则死
12:48受了我一剑
12:54你竟然还能站起来
12:56风神令是我的东西
13:03你比我想的还要蠢
13:05你说风神令是你的东西
13:07你怎么不说你是风神榜一的神神呢
13:10你不会不知道风神令是什么吧
13:13他可是能号令天下诸侯的神物
13:16就你一个凡人
13:17也想抢夺他
13:19巧到不至于
13:19十年前他送上门来认出
13:22我没要
13:23你不会是被退婚刺激傻了
13:26玩了失心疯吧
13:27不必废话
13:29风神令
13:31我拿定
13:32找死
13:35休得无力
13:37你不要干什么
13:42替佛祖
13:44清零门户
13:46风神令
13:58风神令
13:59他
14:04不能动
14:06就凭你
14:07想拦我
14:09风神令力量强大
14:11凭你还不能俊乎他
14:13一旦解除封印
14:14必将天下大乱
14:16凭你
14:16根本无法收成
14:18大言不惭
14:22无伤圣女
14:26可是风神榜排行第七的强者
14:28若他都驯服不了风神令
14:30这天下
14:31也就没有人能驯服了
14:33鼠目寸光
14:34你刚刚说风神令
14:36想要任你为主
14:37被你拒绝
14:38我只当你是被我退婚
14:40心有不甘
14:41才说的疯狂
14:42不论你计较
14:44但你现在又编造出
14:45风神令
14:46是被封印的这种蠢话
14:47我都容忍是有限度的
14:50滚开
14:51否则
14:53死
14:54天生
15:01退下
15:02林天生
15:03真是连马步都站稳
15:05现在成什么呢
15:06回来
15:07林天生
15:08你闹这一出
15:10是为了在我面前
15:11表现自己吗
15:12会免太过愚蠢
15:13我劝你别动它
15:20这神物凶性难迅
15:22激醒后
15:23想要再次封印这难吗
15:25少为言耸听
15:26这天下大事
15:28岂是你能说的算的
15:29事实就在眼前
15:38是不是很大灵
15:39谁来救我
15:43是很大灵
16:11灵着
16:25怎么会这样
16:29一定是被这家伙给咒的
16:31有一点他说的对
16:33这风神令确实是封印起来的
16:35这种神物若是无主管教
16:37必定会维护天下
16:39无双圣女
16:40这正是你的机缘了
16:42只要让这神物滴血认住
16:44您不就是风神令的主人了吗
16:47到时候不仅不会天下大乱
16:49战神宫也会以你为尊
16:51没错
16:54愚蠢
16:55神物傲娇
16:59你这样做只会惹怒了他
17:01还是省什么
17:02你现在让你们战神宫那位
17:04半神尊过来
17:05以命尽天
17:06还有机会
17:07把风神令再次封印
17:09别以为你误打误撞
17:10说对了一次
17:11就能满口鼓言
17:13半神尊者可是
17:14风神榜排名第二的强者
17:17距离神境
17:18只有一步之力
17:19就凭你刚刚那句大不敬
17:21半神尊者伸伸手
17:23就能捏死
17:25谁惹得麻烦谁解决
17:26我只是提醒你
17:28风神令这魔物最是记仇
17:29我只保他不出少林寺
17:31但他若是对你们战神宫
17:33做点什么
17:33我就不管了
17:35无双圣女
17:36虽然位列风神榜第七
17:38但他如此年轻
17:39就足以说明他的天赋
17:41他未来成就
17:43远非你能想象的
17:44风神令
17:45怎么会拒绝认他为主
17:47自不量力
17:53谁
18:14我是战神宫圣女
18:22你敢对我做什么
18:24我是战神宫圣女
18:32却不能死在这种地方
18:34谁来救我
18:36你竟然生到了内地外放
18:58你竟然生到了内地外放
19:02好 快退
19:08我的本命神器
19:24碎了
19:26大神尊者来了
19:36刚刚的神力是怎么回事
19:47拜神尊者
19:51拜神尊者
19:54我不小心破了风神令的封印
19:57这神物诡异得很
19:59以我圣者巅峰的实力
20:01在他面前尽无一招之敌
20:03什么
20:04如此神秘
20:07这就是风神令
20:11数百年了
20:14先门无一人飞升上街
20:16说不定
20:17奥秘就在这风神令上
20:19可我们根本拿不走他
20:21既然拿不走
20:25那就把这块地
20:26化为战神宫所有
20:29继续
20:30继续
20:31少林中医
20:34你们说强就强
20:35这强盗作风
20:37怎么指掌天下
20:38战神宫当然光明美落
20:40少林寺
20:42参守风神令宫
20:44可疲
20:45你们
20:46加入战神宫吧
20:48做几个
20:50打扫弟子
20:52还是可以的
20:53你是出家人
20:57不当你的下人
20:58放死
20:59这位是半神尊者
21:00风神榜排名第二的强者
21:03注意你们的态度
21:04那是你们的尊者
21:06我们信服的
21:07出了方丈
21:08什么狗屁尊者
21:09没听过
21:10找死
21:11不错
21:25能抵挡本尊一成功力
21:28本是不错了
21:29如此人才
21:31何不归顺战神宫
21:33现在
21:34跪下科根
21:36本尊
21:37可以收一位弟子
21:39你笑什么
21:43今日我才知
21:44何伟
21:46得脸不要你
21:48林天生
21:52在半神尊者面前
21:54还敢大放厥词
21:55别以为有点天分
21:57就能肆无忌惮
21:58半神尊者
22:00此人叫林天生
22:01原是我的未婚夫
22:03我刚刚退了他的婚
22:04他心中有气
22:05才会处处吻式争锋
22:07还请人见恋
22:08原来如此
22:09本尊
22:11在凭你身心
22:13只要你退出少林寺
22:15磕了半尸头
22:16就可以加入战神宫
22:17我做准备你和无双定魂
22:19我
22:23继续
22:24继续
22:25林天生
22:26我武双哪里配不上你
22:28你
22:29既然如此
22:33不能为战神宫所有人才
22:36爱死负重
22:37我
22:39我的
22:48女人
22:49我
22:50无论
22:51我
22:51讨厌
22:52To be continued...
23:22他出手就是不对
23:23天生
23:24逐出少林寺了
23:27从现在心里不再是少林寺的弟子
23:33滚
23:41方长
23:48你怎么处处纵容林天生啊
23:51那小子明明天赋不错
23:54却不思禁局
23:57若是从前少林寺能护他一辈子
24:00就算不学无术又如何
24:03总有我们给他斗敌
24:05可如今
24:06先不如是少林寺是非
24:09以他的天赋
24:10这里注定留不住他
24:12等他走到我们都够不到的高度
24:15又没有实力
24:16他性子又休张
24:18那该如何生存
24:21薛妍
24:22你需要瞧那孩子了
24:23不过
24:25你说的对
24:26天生不会永远待在这里
24:28我们能做的
24:29就是不让少林寺成为他的家族
24:32我只怕数大招风
24:34天才还未成长
24:36就被决于暴风之中
24:37那我们就不要太早
24:39让那些人关注到他
24:41给他时间
24:43让他成长
24:45僧侄
24:50天生动手
24:52谁为了救我
24:53要罚
24:53就罚我吧
24:54什么
24:57现在连我僧侄的话都不听了
25:01看来
25:01已经做好去战神宫的打算了
25:04也是
25:06少林寺
25:07怎么能和战神共享
25:10你还不快去你新生吗身边
25:15方丈
25:18你快说话呀
25:19天生要被绝缘僧侄赶出去的
25:21按僧侄说的办
25:24方丈
25:26方丈
25:30师弟
25:31听方丈
25:32这才是天生的最好的选择
25:35林天生
25:37为了活命把你推出来的尸门
25:40也值得你卖命
25:41加入战神宫
25:42以你的天赋
25:43本分保证你五年
25:45就可以登上风神榜
25:47林天生
25:51你做什么决定
25:52我们都不会怪你
25:54就算你小子登上了风神榜
25:56那也是我
25:57司空的师弟
25:58等你变强了
25:59一定要回来给我看看
26:00来我分钱
26:01给我少少相应去
26:04既然少林寺不识抬举
26:08那战神宫
26:09就不由你们了
26:11武双
26:12天生
26:13你们两个负责清场
26:15离开的
26:17查了吧
26:19我少林弟子
26:24学不做所断乌龟
26:25要抢占少林寺
26:26从我的尸体上踏过去
26:28我等誓死守护少林寺
26:30我等誓死守卫少林寺
26:33登上
26:36一个不留
26:37我还没开口呢
26:58就替我做这个礼吧
27:00绝愿僧旨
27:01我林天生
27:02什么时候听过你的话
27:04我在少林寺不学无数的日子
27:06还没过够你
27:07臭小子
27:08天生
27:09保障
27:10我知道
27:11你不想我蜂忙太盛
27:12可
27:13没有蜂忙的慈悲
27:16毫无价值
27:18此时自己若再不出手
27:20妄为少林
27:23你什么意思
27:31要和战神宫作断
27:33是又如何
27:35林天生
27:36四个人面对战神宫和少林寺
27:38都知道选择什么
27:39你到底知不知道你错过了什么
27:41封神宝一共十位封数
27:43战神宫就占了八位
27:44半神尊致
27:45更是封神宝最强者
27:47他愿意受你为徒
27:49那是天大的荣幸
27:50你到底懂不懂
27:51你到底懂不懂啊
27:55封神宝排名第一的最强者
27:57还没出现
27:58无双胜女的话
28:00未免太满了
28:02自有了封神宝
28:03第一强者就没出现过
28:05就算真有神境强者
28:07那也一定出自战神宫
28:10你
28:10最强者
28:11那我偏要挑战看看
28:13何为最强者
28:15我输了
28:16少林四归战神宫
28:19我胜了
28:20战神宫归少林四归
28:23你
28:23何干一战
28:25就凭一根木棍
28:27就凭一根木棍
28:28本尊看得出来
28:32也没有修炼过法术
28:34你要
28:35用少林四功法
28:37对抗先门法术
28:38谁说我少林绝学
28:40比不上我先门法术
28:42疯了
28:43绝对是疯了
28:45好好好
28:51猖狂的小子
28:52死在我手上的天才
28:54不计其数
28:55你是最嚣张的一个
28:58我
28:59是
29:00小子
29:02为啥
29:03肝
29:05能不能
29:05你
29:06有
29:07你
29:08有
29:08在
29:09你
29:10有
29:11有
29:12有
29:13有
29:14有
29:16有
29:17有
29:18有
29:18有
29:20有
29:20有
29:21有
29:23有
29:24Don't kill me
29:43Don't kill me
29:44Don't kill me
29:45Don't kill me
29:47I won
29:49Don't kill me
29:51Mama
29:58Mother
30:00Mother
30:02Mother
30:04Mother
30:05Mother
30:07Mother
30:10Mother
30:12Amazing
30:14Bone
30:16哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
30:22原来如此
30:24原来如此
30:30哈哈哈哈
30:34哈哈哈哈
30:36明明已经走 pikろ
30:41你明明已经被我不获了
30:44你明明は只有放弃店天下了
30:46Why do you want to come out?
30:48I will go to the sky!
30:52The world is still alive, but you don't want to go to the edge of the hill.
30:56You're just like a movie that looks like a movie.
30:58You're going to die!
31:00You're going to die!
31:02Why do you still have to come back?
31:06I have to do my name!
31:08Just because of this...
31:10What a hell of a hell of a hell?
31:12You're going to be a hell of a hell of a hell!
31:14You are the one who is a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell.
31:18Or how can you be a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell?
31:29You want to protect the world, you want to give you a benefit.
31:32You have to be able to die the hell of a hell of a hell of a hell.
31:37You killed your mother,
31:39this is the value of the world of the world!
31:44In the future,
31:45I will be able to die with you.
31:46You will be able to die with you.
31:47You will be able to die with me.
31:49What will you do to me?
31:52You're not going to die with me!
31:56I want to die!
31:57I can't wait!
31:58I can't wait!
31:59I can't wait for you!
32:00I can't wait!
32:01You will be able to die with me.
32:02I will be able to die with you!
32:03You will be able to die with me.
32:04You will be able to die with me.
32:05I will be able to die with you.
32:07You will be able to die with me.
32:08You will be able to die with me.
32:11You will be able to die in my life.
32:12You will be able to die with me.
32:13I can't wait for a hundred years.
32:14How many people will die with me?
32:15To protect the mind of the精神, the power of the soul is so high, what are you?
32:24The glory of the Lord!
32:27The glory of the Holy Spirit!
32:30The glory of the Holy Spirit!
32:35Oh my God!
32:45Thank you, Lord! You need to Essentially What to Do, You is the First, Lord of the Lord.
32:49We are already in the Holy Soul, that's Your King.
32:52Yes! You will even make it to The Lord as well!
32:59What... why did You will do that?
33:01If you have He already, you can build the world through the Holy Soul.
33:04The Holy Soul and You are the Holy Soul of the Lord that you are calling by the Holy Soul.
33:08In my own, it's quite impossible.
33:10This kind of thing will only lead to the end of the world.
33:13The whole universe is the whole universe.
33:16What does the world with me?
33:23From today's day, the world will no longer be the Holy Spirit.
33:34The Holy Spirit, why did you die the Holy Spirit?
33:37I've been fishing for a long time. If you ruined it, what am I going to be?
33:43What does the Lord receive the Holy Spirit?
33:45The Holy Spirit was the voice of the Holy Spirit.
33:48If the Holy Spirit is the voice of the Holy Spirit, then the Holy Spirit will be the Holy Spirit.
33:55I don't know how the Holy Spirit will die.
33:57Why can't you become the Holy Spirit before the Holy Spirit?
34:00I've experienced so many people.
34:01Even if I could, I'm not that you like you.
34:05That, the Holy Spirit?
34:06It's because you're your heart.
34:09You're your heart.
34:11Why do you do this?
34:12Theным attack is not a threat to attack.
34:15It's not just a fight, but you have a fight.
34:17The enemy is in the wrong place.
34:18You're your heart.
34:20Then you're your heart.
34:21Why do you do this?
35:06阿弥陀佛 山塞山塞
35:10混账小子 还敢偷肉吃酒
35:14方丈救我 方丈救我
35:16决僧侄
35:19出家人慈悲为患
35:21你连我耳朵犯尽了
35:24僧侄 这人是谁
35:29少林寺最不争气的弟子
35:33这小子
35:35吕叫不改
35:38吕叫不改
35:41吕叫不改
35:43吕叫不改
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