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00:00:00Oh my god, is that Alex? Damn, no wonder he's taught the most evanable list three years from
00:00:15him. Yeah, rich daddy on a school board, innit? Today's the student president election, no chance
00:00:22anyone beats him. Who am I up against again? Any dirt? Xavier Miller, scholarship kid, geeky,
00:00:29even a bit though. Number two on the bangable list, bit of a loner. Never heard of him. I told you,
00:00:37don't come home without the cash. We need the money. Hey, this is St. Mountain College, not a fucking pub.
00:00:49Fine, but you won't outrun us.
00:00:53You okay, bro?
00:01:11Not even a thanks? At least give me your name!
00:01:16Yeah, I'm Xavier. All right, Xavier. See you at the debate.
00:01:31Let's begin.
00:01:33The football kit budget was inflated 230%, money that could have paid for transport for students
00:01:40working late.
00:01:53Are you accusing my dad of corruption?
00:01:55I'm just stating facts.
00:01:57Let's take a five-minute recess.
00:01:58Here's another fact. That extra money went towards donating equipment to under-privileged kids.
00:02:08It just made me look like a total jerk for no reason.
00:02:10Anолот берг, comoça giver made money.
00:02:12Do it, no way.
00:02:14Peach Stormi?
00:02:14Do it!
00:02:16A algo nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao nao!
00:02:28No, ma не!
00:02:35거든요 only dealing with me disregarded me to rooms so much kuruk和adon nao nao nao nao nao nao mover def blends.
00:02:38OMG, I'm literally screaming right now! This is unreal!
00:02:48What the actual fuck?
00:02:55Well, that wasn't expected.
00:02:58Did Alex just kiss the dude? I saw he hates gays.
00:03:02First corruption, now death. Yikes, Alex wasn't cancelled for real.
00:03:08Get me everything on him, and I mean everything.
00:03:22I just sold the damn house. What?
00:03:23You had no right, it was all Mom left us. Where would we live then?
00:03:27You know what, your old man beatin' the death by loan sharks? I need the money.
00:03:28How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:03:29How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:03:30I just sold the damn house.
00:03:31What?
00:03:32How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:03:33How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:03:34How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:03:35How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:03:40How about quitting the booze?
00:03:41How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:03:42How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:03:47How about quitting the booze and gambling?
00:03:55How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:04:03Eight o'clock tonight school cafe.
00:04:13Got a proposal that could fix your money issues.
00:04:25Whatever this is, make it quick.
00:04:28I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:04:41What?
00:04:42Were you expecting flowers and chocolates?
00:04:48A contract?
00:04:49You're seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
00:04:52Real romantic, Watson.
00:04:54Let's call it a mutually beneficial arrangement.
00:04:57You clearly need the money.
00:05:01I need to fix my reputation.
00:05:03Dating the School of Scholarship Golden Boy
00:05:06is exactly the type of image boost I need right now.
00:05:09You investigated me.
00:05:13Call it damage control.
00:05:15You made me look shady in front of the entire school.
00:05:18Now you need to fix it.
00:05:20If it weren't for the homophobia rumors
00:05:22taking your poll numbers,
00:05:24would you still want to date a guy?
00:05:27Hell no.
00:05:29This is just business.
00:05:36Duration.
00:05:37Until the election's over.
00:05:38Just keep it professional, Watson.
00:05:41Don't get any ideas.
00:05:42Trust me.
00:05:43Feelings aren't on the menu.
00:05:45Like the game's beginning.
00:05:46Boyfriend.
00:05:47Boyfriend.
00:05:48Boyfriend.
00:05:52Boyfriend.
00:05:57Can you drop the act now?
00:05:58No one's watching.
00:05:59Let the games begin.
00:06:02Boyfriend.
00:06:08Boyfriend.
00:06:15Can you drop the act now?
00:06:17No one's watching.
00:06:18Tell that to your heart rate.
00:06:19It jumped like crazy back there, huh?
00:06:21Whatever, I'm leaving.
00:06:23Who said we were finished?
00:06:25We have a frat party to hit.
00:06:27Time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple.
00:06:37This is part of your PR strength too, obviously.
00:06:41One accidental kiss isn't going to sell this romance.
00:06:45Let's make it believable.
00:06:47Hey, everybody, look!
00:06:48It's our star quarterback with his cute and nerdy boyfriend.
00:06:51Ooh!
00:06:52You know what I mean, Watson?
00:06:54You know what that means, benefit, right?
00:06:56How are you?
00:06:58All right, boys!
00:07:03The rules are simple.
00:07:05Ice cubes go mouth to mouth.
00:07:08No hands.
00:07:09No drop.
00:07:11Come on, guys.
00:07:12Come on, come on.
00:07:14Come on, come on.
00:07:15Come on, come on.
00:07:16Come on, come on.
00:07:17Do it, do it, do it.
00:07:18Come on, come on.
00:07:19Do we really have to do this?
00:07:20Do it.
00:07:21Oh my god.
00:07:22Oh shit.
00:07:23Technically, this isn't sanitary.
00:07:24Do we really have to do this?
00:07:28Scoot?
00:07:32Oh my gosh!
00:07:34Shit!
00:07:42Technically this isn't sanitary.
00:07:54What?!
00:08:04That wasn't happening!
00:08:06That was street upsetting him!
00:08:08Look at Xavier's turning into a tomato, bro!
00:08:12What the hell is wrong with you?
00:08:14We need people to buy this, right?
00:08:24What's this? Extra credit homework?
00:08:28Our campaign team thinks we're lack-couple chemistry. Voters aren't convinced.
00:08:38Pro-tip genius. Kissing with your eyes open is a major giveaway.
00:08:46Statistically, voters want sparks, not stats.
00:08:50Mark's already set up our livestream.
00:08:52Time to show the world how in love we are.
00:08:56Do you need one thing to ask for first?
00:08:58The contract clearly says you have to do as I say.
00:09:05Make sure you get this!
00:09:06My robot boyfriend is looking again.
00:09:08Achoo!
00:09:12What are you so worked up about?
00:09:14You need a shower.
00:09:20Fine.
00:09:22But you are coming with me.
00:09:24And Mark's livestreaming the whole thing.
00:09:26Time to show off those acting chops.
00:09:28No.
00:09:50Am I grabbing me a towel?
00:09:52Ever thought of grabbing one before the strip show?
00:09:54I mean, I could just walk out naked.
00:10:12What?
00:10:14I'm so shy all of a sudden.
00:10:18What a better look.
00:10:25I have a touch.
00:10:34I won't stop you.
00:10:47Guys, someone forgot to end the stream, LOL!
00:10:49I'm not even pretending to hide it anymore!
00:10:51I'll expose the truth about these two.
00:10:59By popular demand, you asked, we answered.
00:11:03First question.
00:11:05What was your first impression of each other?
00:11:08He's loud.
00:11:10Seriously?
00:11:11My first impression of you was, who's this mysterious nerd calling me out in front of everyone?
00:11:17Harsh, but I gotta admit, kinda cute.
00:11:21So loud.
00:11:23Next question.
00:11:25What is your favorite thing about each other?
00:11:27About each other.
00:11:29I don't know.
00:11:31Your sense of responsibility, maybe.
00:11:36My turn.
00:11:38His fingers.
00:11:40Long.
00:11:41Elegant.
00:11:42Very skilled.
00:11:46Next question.
00:11:47Oh, who is your most unforgettable kiss?
00:12:04Guys!
00:12:06We've got a huge problem.
00:12:08Someone leaked the contract.
00:12:09Who knows you're faking it?
00:12:17Oh, my God!
00:12:18Did you see this?
00:12:19They signed your freaking contract?
00:12:21I've had different goals.
00:12:22What a scam.
00:12:24I can't believe it's all.
00:12:25The final debate is in three days.
00:12:33If we don't turn things around fast, you're finished.
00:12:36I know, dammit.
00:12:38I already have people tracing the hack.
00:12:40Whoever leaked that file is dead.
00:12:43What are our options?
00:12:45I mean, everybody's already seen the contract.
00:12:47There's no denying it.
00:12:50Unless...
00:12:51Unless what?
00:12:55Unless we make it real.
00:13:01Xave.
00:13:07Xave.
00:13:09I don't care if the contract was fake.
00:13:11All I know is that at some point it stopped being pretend for me.
00:13:14I couldn't stand you at first.
00:13:15Typical quarterback, arrogant, full of yourself.
00:13:18But then I saw you after practice.
00:13:20How you push yourself harder than anybody else.
00:13:22And you'd take the fall for your teammates.
00:13:26And you'd look at me in class.
00:13:29Do you honestly think I could have faked it this whole time?
00:13:32Xave.
00:13:33Xave.
00:13:34Xave.
00:13:41Hack up into your laptop.
00:13:42Hold people to watch Ms. V right now.
00:13:45Oh my God!
00:13:46Xave is so good.
00:13:48I'm shipping these two hard.
00:13:50I can fake confidence during debates, smile through press conferences, even pretend to
00:14:14care about school traditions I've never liked. But this? I can never fake this. Maybe it started
00:14:23off as just a deal. But now, every word I said has been true.
00:14:29Wait, Alex's face?
00:14:30Forming update. Alex, they are real.
00:14:32We love that big system.
00:14:33Forming update. Alex's approval, plus 12%.
00:14:35Cut.
00:14:37That was perfect.
00:14:39Well, at least the votes won't take now. I've done my bit.
00:14:48Just doing what we agreed.
00:14:52But seeing you hurt was never part of the deal.
00:14:58I owe you, Xavier. Whatever happens with this election.
00:15:02It's nothing. Just sticking to the script, right?
00:15:07You sure that's all this is?
00:15:08No hidden feelings creeping in?
00:15:13Oh my god, you never stopped to you.
00:15:17It's a dead end on the hacker.
00:15:18Whoever it was bounced through multiple VPNs.
00:15:21Great. I'm dealing with a pro.
00:15:24Yeah. And everyone's eyes is on YouTube now.
00:15:27So every look, every moment, it has to feel authentic.
00:15:32We've got this.
00:15:33Damn it. I left my football gear home.
00:15:38School paper shoots tomorrow.
00:15:40Come with?
00:15:42Sure. Like, I've got nothing better to do.
00:15:48Okay.
00:15:50Something's definitely going on between those two.
00:15:52I'm going to be in the lunch tab.
00:15:57Whoa.
00:16:02This is your average family home?
00:16:06It's my dad's place, not mine.
00:16:09Meaning?
00:16:10I have an older half-brother.
00:16:11My dad's big on competition.
00:16:15If I want any part of the family fortune, I have to beat him.
00:16:20Winning the election is just step one.
00:16:24Keep your family drama to yourself. I'm not your therapist.
00:16:26I'm a therapist.
00:16:30Seriously?
00:16:32Weren't you the one who insisted we make this believable?
00:16:36Fine.
00:16:38I'll keep your sad rich boy trauma in mind.
00:16:43Wait here.
00:16:44I'm going to go grab my jersey.
00:16:46Read a book or something.
00:16:56Well, didn't expect to see you here.
00:17:03Sorry, do I know you?
00:17:09Well, didn't expect to see you here.
00:17:12Sorry, do I know you?
00:17:14You must be Xavier, the famous boyfriend.
00:17:19And you are?
00:17:21Noah.
00:17:23Alex's older brother.
00:17:24Oh?
00:17:26Cold shoulder.
00:17:28Ouch.
00:17:30So?
00:17:32Has Alex's fiancé met you yet?
00:17:36Fiancé?
00:17:38Oh.
00:17:39You conveniently left that detail out.
00:17:44This whole fake boyfriend thing, he's done it before, you know.
00:17:47Left quite a trail of broken hearts.
00:17:49What are you implying?
00:17:50Alex, he doesn't date guys.
00:17:54He'll only end up getting hurt.
00:17:57You deserve someone better.
00:18:01Someone like me.
00:18:05Seriously insane.
00:18:07Just gay.
00:18:09And observant.
00:18:11Let's not pretend you're straight either, sweetheart.
00:18:13Back off.
00:18:14Back off.
00:18:16Back off.
00:18:20Back off.
00:18:22I'm not.
00:18:24Then why are you shaking?
00:18:27You're seriously messed up.
00:18:30Takes one to know one, honey.
00:18:33You can't lie to yourself forever.
00:18:36Yeah.
00:18:38Alex can offer you fame.
00:18:40Fortune.
00:18:42All the shiny things.
00:18:45But I can offer you something he never could.
00:18:49Something...
00:18:51real.
00:18:53Get off me.
00:18:56What the fuck are you doing?
00:18:59Nice diving, little brother.
00:19:02You stick the hell away from them.
00:19:05You hear me?
00:19:07Relax.
00:19:12Relax.
00:19:14Just a little bit of healthy competition, that's all.
00:19:17We'll be seeing each other again real soon.
00:19:19I can feel it in the grass.
00:19:22No.
00:19:27Get it out!
00:19:36Don't believe the word he says.
00:19:39Noah thrives on chaos.
00:19:42Including the part about your fiance?
00:19:50It's an arranged thing.
00:19:53My dad's idea.
00:19:55Honestly, I barely even know her.
00:19:57You don't owe me any explanations, Alex.
00:20:00I'm just part of your PR stunt, right?
00:20:04Is that really all this is to him?
00:20:07Right.
00:20:09You're absolutely right.
00:20:12I'm heading back.
00:20:14Wait.
00:20:16It's late.
00:20:17Just stay here.
00:20:18The guest room is empty.
00:20:20I don't typically stay over.
00:20:22Fine.
00:20:24I'll drive.
00:20:33Hello?
00:20:34Congrats, kid!
00:20:36You're officially homeless.
00:20:38Don't bother coming back.
00:20:40You're on your own now.
00:20:44Ashley.
00:20:46Maybe I'll take you up on that offer.
00:20:49Best decision you'll ever make.
00:20:51Straight to your room.
00:20:53Or mine, if you prefer.
00:20:54You know, I always dreamed of going pro.
00:21:06NFL.
00:21:09Not surprised.
00:21:11You're football crazy.
00:21:13I was a quarterback.
00:21:15One state.
00:21:17But my dad,
00:21:18he had,
00:21:20he had other ideas.
00:21:22He said,
00:21:23a Watson doesn't waste his future
00:21:25throwing a ball around.
00:21:27So,
00:21:31I became the perfect son.
00:21:34Straight A's.
00:21:36Student body president.
00:21:39Just...
00:21:41Hoping...
00:21:43he'd let me play football again.
00:21:52Your turn.
00:21:54Secret for secret.
00:21:58We've seen enough.
00:22:00My dad,
00:22:02he's a gambler.
00:22:04My family's a mess.
00:22:08There's nothing more to tell.
00:22:11I don't buy it.
00:22:13You've got a bigger secret than that one.
00:22:17One you're afraid to say out loud.
00:22:22Tell me.
00:22:25It can be our little secret.
00:22:26I want to be the only one you do.
00:22:41Let's not pretend you're straight out of, sweetheart.
00:22:46You're wasted.
00:22:48Don't sleep it off.
00:22:51I'm taking a shower.
00:22:56Ten-pack, you fair traveler.
00:23:18Tin-pack, you fair traveler.
00:23:26Alex, he doesn't date guys.
00:23:34He'll only end up getting hurt.
00:23:35The real secret is, I fell for someone I wasn't supposed to.
00:23:57Alex, don't die.
00:24:10You really should.
00:24:13Stay, please.
00:24:27I know your secret.
00:24:36What secret?
00:24:43It's about me, isn't it?
00:24:51Alex, tell me everything.
00:24:57It's just a dream.
00:25:23Don't leave.
00:25:27That looks like a new mistake.
00:25:29Stay.
00:25:50Alex.
00:25:51Since when did you become Mr. Homemaker?
00:25:59I had to impress you somehow.
00:26:00Breakfast is a solid strategy.
00:26:02Check it out.
00:26:15Chef Alex's world famous real cheese Michelin star pending.
00:26:23To survive a crime scene?
00:26:25Hey, I aced his sandwich baking class at summer camp.
00:26:39Well, it tastes better than it looks.
00:26:44So, am I a boyfriend material or what?
00:26:47Hey, I can't wait to see you at St. Mountain today.
00:27:04Miss you lots.
00:27:06Your fiance.
00:27:07Alex, he doesn't date guys.
00:27:12He'll only end up getting hurt.
00:27:14Hey, you okay?
00:27:17You can drop the act now.
00:27:20No one's around here to impress.
00:27:23What's that supposed to mean?
00:27:29Forget it.
00:27:30I'm heading to the library.
00:27:33Xavier, wait.
00:27:34You didn't even eat anything.
00:27:35Come on.
00:27:44Damn it.
00:27:45You don't skis right.
00:27:46Your dad owes me a lot of money.
00:27:49He sold the house.
00:27:50The debt should be cleared.
00:27:51But he didn't pay me a single cent?
00:27:54Oh, shit.
00:27:55O'Dib is that old bastard.
00:27:57You skid.
00:27:58Either you settle his debt or start taking pieces.
00:28:01That's between you and him.
00:28:02Leave me out of it.
00:28:07Ow.
00:28:08Ow.
00:28:09You definitely need to involve now.
00:28:14Ow.
00:28:15Ow.
00:28:16You definitely need to involve now.
00:28:20Back off, asshole.
00:28:21Who the fuck?
00:28:22Touch him again and you're dead.
00:28:24Ow.
00:28:26Ow.
00:28:28Two grams.
00:28:30Two days on the old man.
00:28:31He shot a kidney.
00:28:31You okay?
00:28:38Are you okay?
00:28:42Am I okay?
00:28:44Look at your face.
00:28:46You idiot.
00:28:47Why did you do that?
00:28:48I've gone a bit overboard.
00:28:51You need to go to the hospital now.
00:28:56Come on.
00:29:00It looks like an old fracture has reopened.
00:29:03You need to rest.
00:29:04And no more football for the rest of the season.
00:29:10Or maybe forever.
00:29:11I just wrecked your whole future.
00:29:19Your entire dream.
00:29:22Hey.
00:29:23You matter way more than for me.
00:29:26You're seriously insane.
00:29:27Well, since this is technically your fault, you definitely owe me, right?
00:29:35and what exactly do you want move in with me you can be my personal nurse
00:29:49fine i guess it's the least i could do
00:29:58feed me no absolutely not
00:30:01okay fine one bite that's it here begins your life as my caretaker
00:30:15do you bite now are you certain then i have to finish it one time
00:30:32and remember no strenuous activity especially involving your shoulder
00:30:45what if xavier's on top
00:30:50kids these days
00:30:51you are impossible hey this is a love story babe understanding character fight if that's what it takes
00:31:12welcome home babe
00:31:13my bad one arm wet floor potential drowning hazard will help
00:31:23nice try you'll manage
00:31:25hey xavier help
00:31:44you're unbelievable unbelievably charming maybe
00:31:56just stop it put your clothes back on
00:32:01you're blushing
00:32:03no i'm not
00:32:06hold this if it drops
00:32:10i'll take as a sign you want me
00:32:17you really are insane
00:32:18you can start here
00:32:30careful
00:32:31my scalp's more fragile than my reputation
00:32:33shut up
00:32:46You think this is funny?
00:33:00I'm joking.
00:33:02Am I a punchline to you?
00:33:04A campaign prompt?
00:33:06No, I stuck around because I felt bad for you.
00:33:09And this is how you treat me.
00:33:16Did I overreact?
00:33:20I'm sorry, okay?
00:33:23But...
00:33:25What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:33What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:39I thought I hated you.
00:33:42Turns out...
00:33:44I just hated how much I wanted you.
00:33:47Unless we make it real.
00:33:53At first I just wanted the rumors to stop.
00:34:01Signing this stupid contract felt like my only choice.
00:34:05Then...
00:34:08When everything fell apart...
00:34:12When I started losing the election, you stepped in.
00:34:16Hackerbrook into your laptop.
00:34:19You didn't have to, but you saved me.
00:34:22What the fuck are you doing?
00:34:24And when I saw him that close to you...
00:34:27It hurt more than losing my damn election ever could.
00:34:31Hackerbrook...
00:34:34So...
00:34:37Would you consider making this fear with me?
00:34:54Forget what I said.
00:35:01You're like a joke.
00:35:10I'm not going to be going to be here.
00:35:11I'm not going to be here.
00:35:13She's like a joke.
00:35:15I'm not going to be here too.
00:35:17No, of course.
00:35:19I'm not going to...
00:35:21That was good.
00:35:23I'm not going to be here.
00:35:26I'm going to be here too.
00:35:27Oh, you're trying to be crazy.
00:35:39It's summer day.
00:35:57Good morning, sleeping beauty.
00:36:23I caught you stealing kisses.
00:36:25You know, it's a serious crime.
00:36:28I guess you're just going to have to arrest me then, officer.
00:36:32You are way too addictive.
00:36:37I need rehab.
00:36:38Sorry, no can do.
00:36:44You've got a campaign to salvage.
00:36:48Interviews lined up.
00:36:49You're currently wearing exactly zero clothes.
00:36:53It sounds like you prefer me dressed.
00:37:01Disappointing.
00:37:02I prefer you elected, aren't you?
00:37:06Dude, your poll numbers went way up after that speech.
00:37:19I mean, check this out.
00:37:20You're practically senior year Tom Holland.
00:37:23Charming, relatable, but still hot enough for thirst edits.
00:37:26So you're saying my chances are looking good again.
00:37:28Dude, you are literally back up to number one.
00:37:31It's all positive comments.
00:37:33But how did you pull this off?
00:37:35I mean, Xavier used to be against this whole thing.
00:37:38Now you've got him editing your speeches, organizing your life.
00:37:41Maybe because we're actually together.
00:37:44I was going to say he was like your mom, but yeah, lovers works too.
00:37:49What kind of black magic witchcraft did you pull to get Mr. Sheldon Cooper to fake date you?
00:37:58I didn't pull anything.
00:38:01I literally just fell for him.
00:38:09I caught feelings for him.
00:38:10That's really all it is.
00:38:11Wait, so you and him?
00:38:16Started fake, got real.
00:38:18But he's Xavier Miller.
00:38:20I mean, he's practically an AI bot with a built-in firewall.
00:38:23It's totally unreadable.
00:38:24That's just a surface code, you gotta go deeper.
00:38:29But look, I'm just saying it would make way more sense if he were using you for something.
00:38:34For what exactly?
00:38:36Don't forget, Ro used to be your biggest competitor.
00:38:40If this is some sort of long con and he flips on you at the last second...
00:38:44Nobody's that going to fake it.
00:38:47I trust him.
00:38:55Hey, babe.
00:38:56We were just talking about you.
00:39:07Oh, God.
00:39:08It's actually real.
00:39:10Job hunting?
00:39:22You don't need to pay me back.
00:39:23I thought I made that clear.
00:39:26I know you don't have to worry about this stuff, but I do.
00:39:29It's just planning ahead, figuring things out for myself.
00:39:34Well, the only thing we need to figure out right now is how to get some sleep.
00:39:45Seriously?
00:39:46Can I ever sleep like a normal person?
00:39:49You're almost boring.
00:39:50I am one of the kind.
00:39:54No, you're crushing me.
00:39:55Move.
00:39:57Make me.
00:39:57I am one of the Joey.
00:39:59I am just.
00:40:00You're smoking.
00:40:01Visit me.
00:40:02I am.
00:40:03Have fun.
00:40:04Have fun.
00:40:04Have fun.
00:40:05Go ahead.
00:40:06Good laugh.
00:40:07Get back.
00:40:08Pretty!
00:40:09Come, I am.
00:40:09Let's try it.
00:40:10Cut.
00:40:13What?
00:40:13Sometimes.
00:40:14I am.
00:40:15What?
00:40:16Oh, no!
00:40:16It's getting you.
00:40:17It's at home.
00:40:18Well, it is chips.
00:40:20Big thing and notiman.
00:40:21Hell, you never go!
00:40:21Is it this thing,では?
00:40:22Follow me my eyes?
00:40:23Why?
00:40:24What?
00:40:24Oh, my God.
00:40:25Hello.
00:40:26Hey, guys.
00:40:26Hey, it's wrapped up practice. Thought I'd swing by and pick you up. We can go home together.
00:40:37Swing by? You're half the city away.
00:40:40Fine, you got me. I missed you. Plus, I'm starving and only your pasta would do.
00:40:44I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.
00:40:49Customer, gotta go. See you at home.
00:40:52Hey, welcome. What can I get you?
00:40:55Coffee, black. And a little bit of you.
00:40:58What are you doing here?
00:41:00Had some business nearby. Thought I'd drop in.
00:41:04One block coffee coming up.
00:41:07By the way, uh, did you hear? Apparently, uh...
00:41:12Alex is planning on dumping your ass.
00:41:15Excuse me?
00:41:16His fiance is flying in next week.
00:41:19Yeah, our dad arranged everything. Apparently, he sees you out of the picture.
00:41:24So...
00:41:31Enjoy.
00:41:32Thanks.
00:41:33You call me anytime sexy.
00:41:36Great. Just what we need right now.
00:41:53So I know I'm leaving. Is he bothering you again?
00:41:58Same old stirring the pot.
00:42:00Though he did mention your fiance's flying in next week.
00:42:05So it's true.
00:42:10I was going to tell you once things were sorted. I just didn't want to stress you out.
00:42:16What? So now I'm just some fragile little thing that you need to protect?
00:42:19Listen, I don't even know her. She's just some random girl my dad set me up with.
00:42:25So why keep it a secret then? What's the point?
00:42:28I was just...
00:42:32Scared of losing you.
00:42:37Let's get out of here.
00:42:39So... we're good?
00:42:41No.
00:42:42But... we still got roles to play and right now I need my boyfriend costume.
00:42:53I'll go in first. Do you park the car?
00:42:55Not even a goodbye kiss?
00:42:57Okay, I have an appointment. A friend booked it for me.
00:43:15Appointments must be confirmed by the client directly.
00:43:19And no offense, but you don't exactly fit our typical clientele.
00:43:28So judgy. Sheesh.
00:43:32Delighted to see you, Ms. Brown. How can I help you today?
00:43:36You're Alex's friend, right?
00:43:39Yeah.
00:43:43Serpent.
00:43:44But he doesn't have...
00:43:45Do I want to keep your job?
00:43:47Right this way, sir.
00:43:50Thanks.
00:43:52You don't happen to be a friend of Alex's too?
00:43:58Something like that.
00:44:01He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew I was Alex's fiancee.
00:44:13Mr. Watson, a pleasure as always.
00:44:16Can I assist you with our new collection?
00:44:20Actually, I'm here shopping for my boyfriend.
00:44:24Really?
00:44:26You have to announce it everywhere.
00:44:27I can tweet it out if you prefer.
00:44:29Absolutely delighted to assist you both today.
00:44:33Step one to looking like you have your shit together.
00:44:36A suit that actually fits.
00:44:38This one was made for you.
00:44:40Try it on.
00:44:44Why do I need a suit?
00:44:46It's you who's running for student body president.
00:44:47No.
00:44:49We both are.
00:44:51To the fitting room.
00:44:58What?
00:45:00It's a Valro cut.
00:45:02Flawless.
00:45:03And now, the right pair of kicks to pull it all together.
00:45:11You don't have to do that.
00:45:13I want to.
00:45:14Because you're worth it.
00:45:22Looking good.
00:45:24Just need a touch more tailoring.
00:45:37Lose the jacket.
00:45:39Wait, what are you doing?
00:45:40Relax.
00:45:41I'm not going to eat here.
00:45:44Just measuring.
00:45:45To be at least now.
00:45:47Try it.
00:46:01Thirty inch waist.
00:46:03Someone needs some carbs in your life.
00:46:07I'm still proud of you.
00:46:09I guess I just had to kiss you, until you forget me.
00:46:16Mr. Watson, your suit is ready.
00:46:19Thanks, just leave that there.
00:46:29Smile.
00:46:39The truth always comes out.
00:46:45Mark, what's up?
00:46:47Emergency. Get to school right now. Things just blew up.
00:46:55Finally, come here!
00:46:57Did someone leak the contract again or something?
00:46:59Worse, we have a new opponent and she is rising fast at him.
00:47:02We have to do something.
00:47:03She?
00:47:04Yeah.
00:47:05Laura Brown, the daughter of a crime family billionaire.
00:47:08Laura.
00:47:09Wait, you know her?
00:47:10At the tailor shop, she acted like she knew you.
00:47:13She does.
00:47:15She's my fiance.
00:47:17Fiance?
00:47:18When were you planning on killing us?
00:47:20It was arranged by my dad. I honestly really know her.
00:47:23Well, she seems to know plenty about you two.
00:47:26She's transferred in, she's charming the hell out of everyone,
00:47:28and your numbers are dropping fast.
00:47:30This can't just be a coincidence.
00:47:32Exactly, it isn't.
00:47:34She's transferred in and it's not just about winning the election.
00:47:36This is personal.
00:47:38If they find out about the arranged marriage, it's game over.
00:47:42She'll win by a month.
00:47:44Unless we find a crack in her game.
00:47:46We don't have time for that.
00:47:47Let me handle her.
00:47:49Sounds exciting.
00:47:50Why are you doing this?
00:47:54Maybe because you've got a secret boyfriend?
00:47:58As far as I'm concerned, we only met once.
00:48:01It was to get our parents off our backs.
00:48:03Nothing more.
00:48:04You sure you don't want to give me another shot?
00:48:06I'm way more interesting than him.
00:48:09You want a fair fight? Fine.
00:48:11But play dirty again?
00:48:13I'll stop being so late.
00:48:20Big words.
00:48:23We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
00:48:25No, hey, get out.
00:48:40You're not welcome here.
00:48:42Relax.
00:48:43I'm just here to chat.
00:48:45You want to get into grad school at Princeton, right?
00:48:50Lifelong dream?
00:48:52Well, this is signed by the Vice President.
00:48:56Guaranteed entry.
00:49:02Oh.
00:49:03You're bribing me.
00:49:05I'm not going to fall for it.
00:49:07I figured you'd say that.
00:49:10But my dad?
00:49:12He doesn't take no well.
00:49:14And your dad?
00:49:16Poor John.
00:49:17He owes people money.
00:49:19People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
00:49:22Leave my father out of this.
00:49:25And don't force me to call on favors.
00:49:32Relax.
00:49:33I'm not going to steal your boyfriend.
00:49:35Just showing you a better future.
00:49:39Love is overrated anyway.
00:49:43Maybe to you.
00:49:46To Alex, too.
00:49:50By the way, has he wished you happy birthday yet?
00:49:53Yeah.
00:50:04Need a lift?
00:50:05It costs you a bottle of water from the trunk.
00:50:08Fine.
00:50:10He doesn't even know it's my birthday.
00:50:16Happy birthday, babe.
00:50:18Now, he can finally type the letter M with any love. Happy birthday.
00:50:29Thanks, Alex.
00:50:31I think it's more of a shame.
00:50:33I know you're not big on surprises, but I couldn't help myself.
00:50:47I don't mind them if they're from you.
00:50:49I don't mind them.
00:50:53Listen.
00:50:55I'm not a romantic.
00:50:57I'm not going to play a violin outside your window or write you poetry.
00:51:03Hey, you bought me a laptop.
00:51:05I think that's pretty romantic.
00:51:07And practical.
00:51:08The point is...
00:51:12I mean this.
00:51:14Us.
00:51:16I'm all in.
00:51:17For real.
00:51:19I don't need violin serenades or poetry.
00:51:23I just need you.
00:51:26You've got me.
00:51:38Let's go back to yours.
00:51:44What would you do if I got nothing left right now?
00:51:47I'd cry like an idiot.
00:51:48So don't even think about it.
00:51:49I don't even think about it.
00:52:07Babe.
00:52:09That's supposed to help you ace exams.
00:52:12Not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:52:14I tracked the Truth Hunter account that leaked our contract.
00:52:17It's someone local.
00:52:21It's gotta be someone at school.
00:52:24Anything more?
00:52:26They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:52:32Laura?
00:52:43She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws here.
00:52:45We should expose her.
00:52:48If we do that, she'll twist it and make us look like the bullies.
00:52:51What else can we do?
00:52:53If people find out about our engagement, they'll believe her side.
00:52:56It's technically true. I am engaged.
00:52:58Then what?
00:53:02Hey, I have an idea.
00:53:03How about some viral couples TikToks?
00:53:07Wholesome stuff?
00:53:08Charity angle?
00:53:09I mean, that works well.
00:53:13Fine.
00:53:15Let's do it.
00:53:16You did that on purpose.
00:53:17Yup.
00:53:26You did that on purpose.
00:53:28Yup.
00:53:29You did that on purpose.
00:53:47Perfect. And cut.
00:53:49Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:53:52Today we are joined by the viral campus couple Alex Watson and Saviour Miller. Welcome.
00:54:00Hey everyone.
00:54:01Happy to be here.
00:54:03First question blowing up the chat.
00:54:05Why did you guys join this project?
00:54:06Growing up books were my only escape.
00:54:09Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:54:12It's important for me to pass that on.
00:54:14Plus, it's like the only thing we never fight about.
00:54:17Hey guys, sorry to interrupt.
00:54:21I'm Alex's friend.
00:54:24Quick question from the comments.
00:54:26Since you're both queer, thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:54:31Like, is it just doing what you gotta do or is there more to it?
00:54:43Deception?
00:54:45Isn't that Laura Brown?
00:54:47Why do Alex and Xavier look so panicked?
00:54:50Just curious, guys.
00:54:52If someone has a fiance and a secret boyfriend at the same time,
00:54:56who's the real side piece?
00:54:59Fiance?
00:55:00What's going on?
00:55:01Who's lying?
00:55:02Good question.
00:55:03Maybe there's more going on than people think.
00:55:06What's worse?
00:55:08People keeping secrets or people leaking them anonymously?
00:55:14Touche.
00:55:18Hey, alright.
00:55:20Back on track.
00:55:22Xavier, what's your favorite childhood book?
00:55:25The Hobbit.
00:55:26Uh, growing up I always wanted my own cozy little Hobbit hole.
00:55:31What the hell are you doing?
00:55:35Are you trying to ruin-
00:55:36Wait and see.
00:55:37Are you out of your mind?
00:55:48I'm your fiance.
00:55:50Who's just one little kiss, what's the big deal?
00:55:52You and I both know that this engagement would never happen.
00:55:56Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:56:00That's pathetic.
00:56:02Even for you.
00:56:04Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:56:06Threatening him behind my back?
00:56:08That's crossing the line.
00:56:10Good.
00:56:11Maybe you should keep a better eye on him.
00:56:13Next time, things might get uglier.
00:56:16What exactly is it that you want for me more?
00:56:20Everything that I'm entitled to.
00:56:29Xavier, get to the shop right now.
00:56:32Hi, what's wrong?
00:56:33Oh, my God.
00:56:36Fuck my life!
00:56:47He threatened to smash the windows if you didn't show!
00:56:51Scared off every customer we had!
00:56:53I'm sorry, I'll handle it. Just give me a minute.
00:56:55No, we're done! You're fired!
00:56:57I can't keep dealing with this!
00:57:00What have you won?
00:57:03Why don't you call your rich boyfriend?
00:57:08Uh, what's his name?
00:57:10Alex.
00:57:12Tell him we need some money.
00:57:14Daddy needs a bailout.
00:57:17You sold the home mom left us.
00:57:20You abandoned me.
00:57:22And now you want a bailout?
00:57:23You ungrateful brat.
00:57:26Sleeping with men.
00:57:29Humiliating our family.
00:57:30I should have sold you off when I had the chance.
00:57:35Next time I see you, make sure the syndicate knows exactly what you want.
00:57:43You ungrateful brat.
00:57:45You think you're above me now just because you got yourself a rich boyfriend.
00:57:50Hey, what the heck?
00:57:51Care of me?
00:57:52I can only find you, old man.
00:57:54Who are you?
00:57:56I'm sorry.
00:57:57Please don't hurt me.
00:57:58I'll give you the money.
00:57:59Oh, that's too late for that.
00:58:02Oh, please, please.
00:58:03I'm thanking you.
00:58:07Where were you today after the live stream?
00:58:13Just to the library.
00:58:15The library?
00:58:16After what happened?
00:58:17I was going around school collecting feedback, and I got some ideas that could boost your
00:58:22poll numbers.
00:58:23Can we please not talk about the election right now?
00:58:28I am so tired.
00:58:30Can we please just not do this right now?
00:58:37Can we please just not do this right now?
00:58:51Maybe we should take a break.
00:58:57Maybe we should take a break.
00:59:00Xavier, wait.
00:59:02I'm such an idiot
00:59:09Thinking I actually meant something to him
00:59:12Oh Jesus
00:59:21Mark, where's Alex? I've been calling
00:59:24He's at the frat house
00:59:25Last minute vote grabbing
00:59:27He's not checking his messages
00:59:28Not even mine
00:59:30Election day is tomorrow
00:59:32He's got to be locked in
00:59:33Are you alright?
00:59:40Do you need help?
00:59:42No, I'm fine
00:59:44I'll handle it
00:59:45Of course
00:59:48He has people
00:59:50Goals, life
00:59:52I've only ever had him
00:59:54What am I supposed to do now?
01:00:04Want to make a deal?
01:00:13Your dad owes money to three different gangs
01:00:16Including mine
01:00:18Please don't hurt him
01:00:19I'll figure something out
01:00:21You can't afford it
01:00:23You can't afford it
01:00:24Besides, it's the genuino family who took him
01:00:2824 hours to pay up
01:00:30Or they start sending body parts
01:00:33What am I supposed to do?
01:00:40Sign this
01:00:41And I'll clear your dad's debt
01:00:44But
01:00:46There's one condition
01:00:48You have to break up
01:00:51You have to break up with Alex
01:00:52For good
01:00:53Where was he
01:00:58When you needed him the most?
01:01:02Can I
01:01:02Please
01:01:04Not talk about the election right now
01:01:06I am so tired
01:01:08You better keep your work
01:01:21Browns don't lie
01:01:25Xavier isn't answering my calls
01:01:34What did you do?
01:01:36Me?
01:01:36I only saved his father's skin
01:01:39And paid off his debt
01:01:40He should be thanking me
01:01:42Debt?
01:01:44What debt?
01:01:45Why didn't Xavier tell me?
01:01:47Maybe because
01:01:48He
01:01:49Dumped you?
01:01:52You made it pretty clear
01:01:53That you're finished
01:01:54No way
01:01:59He wouldn't
01:02:01I need to talk to him
01:02:04Why did you tell Laura we broke up?
01:02:16Because it's true
01:02:16Look the whole reason why I even dated you
01:02:18Was to get into Princeton
01:02:19Laura sorted that out for me
01:02:21And she bailed my dad out
01:02:23Our deal's done
01:02:24So you're dumping me
01:02:27For a college recommendation
01:02:28Without her my dad would be dead
01:02:31And you just throw around the word love
01:02:35While holding a contract over my head
01:02:36Like I'm just another stunt to boost your focus
01:02:41Xavier
01:02:45Stop
01:02:46This was never about the contract
01:02:49I love you
01:02:51Okay
01:02:51Don't push me away
01:02:52Love
01:02:53No
01:02:55I'm just another soft story to you
01:02:57Up there on your throne
01:02:58Treating me like a charity case
01:03:00I'm done
01:03:01You know that's not true
01:03:05You know me
01:03:07Do I?
01:03:10You wake up in silk sheets
01:03:12While drinking your fancy coffee
01:03:15I don't even know where I'm gonna sleep tonight
01:03:18We're worlds apart
01:03:21Save
01:03:27Please
01:03:28Don't do this
01:03:30Stay away from me, Alex
01:03:33You make me sick
01:03:38Get out of my life
01:03:48We're done
01:03:49I said get out
01:04:08I'm so sorry, Alex
01:04:10That was the hardest thing I've ever done
01:04:12Sign this
01:04:15And I'll clear your dad's debt
01:04:17But
01:04:19There's one condition
01:04:21You have to break up with Alex
01:04:25For good
01:04:27I can't do that
01:04:31Imagine I post
01:04:34A viral TikTok
01:04:36As the heartbroken fiance
01:04:38Betrayed by her closeted boyfriend
01:04:41Alex won't just
01:04:45Lose the election
01:04:46He'll lose
01:04:48Everything
01:04:49You're twisting the truth
01:04:53The truth
01:04:55Is whatever people believe
01:04:57He's already losing support
01:04:59And his family's backing
01:05:00Is next
01:05:01Do you really want to
01:05:06Just watch him lose
01:05:07Everything else
01:05:08You're dead weight
01:05:10Xavier
01:05:11And we both
01:05:13Know it
01:05:14My family
01:05:18Can lift him up
01:05:20You'll only drag him down
01:05:23Alex
01:05:26You're the best thing
01:05:28That's ever happened to me
01:05:29I won't be the reason
01:05:31Your life falls apart
01:05:32So
01:05:34You got a sign
01:05:37You better keep your word
01:05:40Browns don't lie
01:05:43Did you forget our agreement?
01:06:07You want me to drop out of the election?
01:06:17Fine
01:06:18In return
01:06:20You cut off Xavier
01:06:21And introduce me
01:06:23As your fiance
01:06:24If not
01:06:27I'll email every voter
01:06:30The proof that your relationship
01:06:31Was fake from the start
01:06:32You'll lose
01:06:36Everything
01:06:37Get
01:06:47Out
01:06:49Love or legacy
01:07:00Alex
01:07:01Choose wisely
01:07:04Our deal's done
01:07:15Stay away from me
01:07:17Alex
01:07:17You make me sick
01:07:23I'm safe
01:07:44What do you guys think
01:07:46I'll see you
01:07:47I'll see you
01:07:47I'll see you
01:07:48I'll see you
01:07:48I'll see you
01:07:50Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!
01:08:20Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex Alex! Alex! Alex Alex! Alex! Alex Alex! Alex! Alex Alex! Alex Alex! Alex Alex! Alex Alex! Alex Alex! Alex Alex!
01:08:50I started as fake, but then I fell for him.
01:08:57I've never met anyone like Xavier.
01:09:01Hey! This is Saint Mountain College, not a fucking pub.
01:09:07You okay, bro?
01:09:11He gave me the brush off. Cold as ice.
01:09:20I thought that he was just some arrogant genius who didn't have time for a guy like me.
01:09:28It all started with a stupid on-stage accident.
01:09:34Kiss.
01:09:36I want you to be my boyfriend.
01:09:39You investigated me.
01:09:43Oh my god!
01:09:46We need people to buy this, right?
01:09:50Unless we make it real.
01:09:53You don't have to do that.
01:09:55I want to.
01:09:56Happy birthday, babe.
01:09:58Because you're worth it.
01:09:59I mean this. Us. I'm all in. For real.
01:10:03I just need you.
01:10:09Xavier, listen to me. I know you're watching.
01:10:13Fuck the election. Fuck family expectations. Fuck football.
01:10:21None of it matters without you.
01:10:23You are the only thing I have ever truly wanted.
01:10:27You are the only thing I have ever truly wanted.
01:10:37The votes are in and the new student body president is Alex Watson.
01:10:42Alex, come on up and give your speech.
01:10:46Where is he?
01:10:48Where is he?
01:10:56You idiot.
01:11:05What are you doing here? You just won the election.
01:11:07Screw the election.
01:11:08Screw the election.
01:11:09It's you I won.
01:11:10It's you I won.
01:11:12But...
01:11:14He's winning meant everything to you.
01:11:16Not if it means losing you.
01:11:26You are such a reckless asshole.
01:11:28But that was pretty sweet.
01:11:32Winning you beats any election.
01:11:38Alright, that line is a solid 10.
01:11:48With all this construction, are they building something?
01:11:50Close.
01:11:51It's a decade make-up spot.
01:11:53Residential access only.
01:11:54Residential access only.
01:11:57President, I'll maybe try to optimize it.
01:11:59Hey.
01:12:00I'm just keeping my campaign promises.
01:12:07He remembers.
01:12:09The football kit budget was inflated 230%.
01:12:13Money that could have paid for transport for students working late.
01:12:17Of course I did.
01:12:18It was the first time someone called me out for real.
01:12:21It stuck.
01:12:23Already testing out the new spot?
01:12:26Bold.
01:12:28What now?
01:12:31Relax.
01:12:32You hear her say goodbye.
01:12:34Goodbye.
01:12:37Turns out our dads officially saw reason.
01:12:40The engagement officially canceled.
01:12:42You're free, Alex.
01:12:44Just like that.
01:12:45I'm not even worth fighting for.
01:12:46He let her finish.
01:12:48Truth is, I didn't want to marry you either.
01:12:52And why did you try to come between us?
01:12:57I just wanted to prove myself.
01:12:59To my parents.
01:13:01To everyone.
01:13:02Everyone.
01:13:06But, watching how fiercely you two stood by each other.
01:13:10Honestly, I envy that.
01:13:13The Princeton thing still stands, we say.
01:13:16You and Dutch.
01:13:18Thanks, Laura.
01:13:20I'm off to Paris.
01:13:22New family business venture.
01:13:24Maybe see y'all sometime.
01:13:31Think she'll be okay?
01:13:33She'll be fine.
01:13:34She's tougher than both of us.
01:13:35Both of us.
01:13:49It's not the master block, the master block.
01:13:52I'll play around here.
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