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Emmerdale - Season 54 Episode 247 -
Wednesday 31st December 2025
Wednesday 31st December 2025
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00:00I
00:30Oi, where are you going?
00:54Work.
00:56Well, I've only been gone a minute.
00:57I thought I'd have a bit of recce in bed.
00:59Don't lie.
01:00You only want me for my delicious body.
01:02It's New Year's Eve.
01:03Come on, everyone else is skyping.
01:05Yeah, well, everyone else hasn't got cows to pen in.
01:08Hang on, is this because you want me tucked up because you're worried about Kev?
01:12No.
01:14He's gone quiet anyway, hasn't he?
01:15So hopefully he's found another ex-husband to terrorise.
01:18I'll tell you what, I'll nip into town and I'll get us a bottle of the good stuff for later.
01:22Right, okay, but I can't go too mad.
01:25I said I dropped my mum and Liam after that murder mystery thing.
01:28God, you're old.
01:28Hey, I'll get us some fireworks and all, yeah?
01:31Oh, well, don't make them too loud, will you?
01:32You know, because I'm getting on a bit.
01:33All right, go on, Dad.
01:35I'll tell you what, you need to cheer up because I'm starting this new year with a bang.
01:37Please tell me that Robert is not dead.
01:47Please tell me that Robert is not dead.
02:01He's not dead.
02:02He's not dead.
02:04Yet.
02:04Good.
02:05Because this whole thing needs a massive rethink.
02:11You can't, you can't faff about what some takes.
02:14Half the village is going to crack it.
02:17Which is why I'm choosing my moment carefully.
02:20Getting Robert alone.
02:22I'm not insane.
02:23Oh, yeah.
02:24Clearly not.
02:25You can hold on for food, yeah?
02:34Duty calls.
02:35Oh, duty.
02:37That's what we're calling it now, is it?
02:39Blowing Robert's the smithereens.
02:42You know, I've been mulling things over in your absence and...
02:45Well, there are other ways that this can end.
02:48No.
02:58No, I can't think of a single one.
03:06Ray?
03:07Hi, sorry, I was out the back.
03:09Ordering a boatload of mozzarella.
03:10You OK?
03:11I'm not going to see you later.
03:12A bit of, um, old Lanzine?
03:14Er, I'm sorry, I've got so much to sort.
03:17And, um, look, you might as well know that I'm moving on.
03:25Eh?
03:26What do you mean?
03:27What, on, on?
03:29Yeah.
03:30I did say that's how it is in my line of work.
03:33Oh.
03:34What is it, er, taxi for Ray before midnight, then?
03:38Yeah?
03:39What?
03:40What?
03:42Double time.
03:43I'm not made of money, Laurel.
03:45Um, but I, er, leave tomorrow.
03:50Right.
03:51OK.
03:51Oh, right.
03:53Er, so is, what, is that it?
03:57So I'm really confused.
03:59Did I do anything?
04:01No, it's not you.
04:02It's not you.
04:03Is this what you want?
04:04What I want, um...
04:05Because if it is, that's absolutely fine.
04:12But, um, it, you know, cards on the table, I, I actually really like you.
04:18A lot.
04:19And I want you to stay here with me.
04:24Together?
04:25Yeah, together.
04:26I mean, I know, you know, it's really big and there's lots to consider, like, you know,
04:31your work and, and your house and everything.
04:33But I, I, you know, I think, I think we're really worth a shot, don't you?
04:40Um, yeah?
04:42Yeah, look, I, I've, I've sprung it on you and I've embarrassed myself, so, um, you don't
04:49have to think now, OK, about it.
04:51You don't have to give me a decision.
04:52Just eat your pizza and, um, but I like you and have a lot.
05:03I have to go back.
05:04I have to try again.
05:05You can't force Bear to leave.
05:07He thinks that him and Ray are like that.
05:09Yeah, well, Ray tried that number on us, remember?
05:11I mean, it doesn't help that, you know, Bear's lost it a bit.
05:15Not a bit, more like a lot.
05:18If we can't get him out by tomorrow, then Ray and Celia take him with us and then that's
05:22it, he's gone.
05:24Why don't we call the police?
05:26Dylan.
05:29The last time cops were mentioned, Ray tried to kill you.
05:32Yeah, and he'll kill you if he catches you.
05:34I know how to be careful.
05:35Yeah, and so do I, by not doing it.
05:38Look, I won't bear free to, all right, but I need you alive.
05:41So please don't.
05:45Okay, fine, I won't, but I still need to go up there, because I told Ray that I'd help
05:49him back up.
05:50Will I see you later?
05:52Yeah.
05:53You'll get a midnight kiss, I promise.
05:55Right, here's to a new year of wedding mayhem and swollen ankles.
06:03And also, here's to piles.
06:05Oh, great, to weddings and piles.
06:07Oh, weddings and piles.
06:09Oh.
06:10Oh.
06:11Oh.
06:12That tastes like carbonated dogweed.
06:18Yes, so I was alcohol free.
06:20Did I not mention?
06:21No, you did not.
06:23And just because you're up the duff doesn't mean we have to suffer.
06:25Except you might need a clear head.
06:27I need a teeny favour.
06:29To give our Sarah and your Jacob the best day ever.
06:33Okay.
06:34How much do you want?
06:35It's not money she's after.
06:36Basically, bell rang, all right?
06:37There's some legal shenanigans, which means Sarah and Jacob cannot get hitched without
06:42giving notice.
06:4329 days.
06:44We're pros now, aren't we?
06:45Yeah.
06:46And the wedding's due to our what?
06:48To our...
06:48Yes.
06:49What?
06:50Why are we whispering?
06:51Because Jacob and Sarah don't annoy you, dimwit.
06:54So, what do you want me to do?
06:57Slip one of your council cronies a bob or two to sign the papers, and then wangle us a
07:02registrar who doesn't mind working on a year's day.
07:04Oh, yeah.
07:05Is there anything else?
07:07Like, resurrecting Elvis Presley?
07:12Well, I might need a small peanut if I'm going to be stuck here waiting.
07:18Elvis Presley.
07:25Babe, I just need to pop out, get some party poppers.
07:27You see to Kerry, yeah?
07:32What are you up to?
07:33Nothing.
07:35I, er, I'm just bored.
07:37I thought I'd come and see if you needed a hand with anything.
07:40Oh, it's funny you should say that.
07:42Get in.
07:43I've got something for you.
07:44It's a late Christmas present.
07:59Hey, it's steady.
08:08It got messy last time you did that.
08:10Why do you still have the...
08:11Um, it's insurance.
08:13Just funny enough, April, there was a time when I didn't trust you.
08:17There's nothing like a murder weapon to ease the paranoia.
08:20I don't want it.
08:22What, not even the sheets and towels from the clean-up?
08:25No, not any of it.
08:27Well, neither do I.
08:28So I figured we could bury it in 2025 and never mention it again.
08:33And then we can toddle off, make a fresh start.
08:38Agreed?
08:40I guess.
08:43Good.
08:44Well, lucky I've got a spade in the back, isn't it?
08:46Round two?
08:53I think it's round 52 by now.
08:56Look, Mrs. Gobby got way too gobby for her own good the other day.
09:01Me?
09:03No, Vanessa, me.
09:05This is me apologising.
09:07Oh, well.
09:08Tar for flagging that up.
09:09Bye then.
09:11The test results are back.
09:13Bad.
09:14No good.
09:16There's no dodgy, rogue genetics going on.
09:18Yay!
09:20And you were right.
09:21I had my big, fat, irrational head on.
09:24I'm sorry.
09:25I just wanted peace of mind.
09:27And now you've got it.
09:28Came up smelling of roses yet again.
09:32Excuse me, I thought you'd just want to know the baby was OK.
09:34I do.
09:35For Sarah.
09:37This result doesn't change the lies you're telling about Carrie and her kid.
09:40And before you start, again, I didn't send that stupid note.
09:45Obviously, someone else knows your sordid little secret.
09:48Have you heard yourself?
09:50So sanctimonious.
09:51You make Claudette look rock and roll.
09:53I won't apologise for having morals.
09:55No, not when it suits.
09:57Well, how about you stop nebbing into my life and get one of your own?
10:01Because sad, bitter, lonely old woman, not strong luck for you, Vanessa.
10:04I don't know.
10:34Surely it's deep enough by now.
10:40What, you want so much mud to dig it up?
11:04What is this?
11:17Green, why have you brought an empty bag? What is going on?
11:22I'm sorry April, but it's over.
11:34...
11:43...
11:53...
11:59...
12:03so that's for me you're gonna put me in there are you mum is tired of you you know poking around
12:17always asking questions i don't know what you mean you can't come away with us you know too much
12:24we need to set up clean you can't you're like a bad hangover always ready to run your mouth
12:30no no because if you go away i promise that i will never say a word again that's not how mum wants it
12:37look if i disappear then the first thing that dad and rona will do is go to the police and then
12:43that'll be worse for you yeah but you've run away before you've just done it again they'll never buy
12:49it april this was always a possibility no no you can't please no no no don't start crying
12:57don't stop bowling shut up
13:01you okay hon it didn't detonate did it
13:16oh really you know what that is don't you that bomb not going off
13:21that's a sign you know why because me and you what our futures are intertwined
13:31what because first i kill robert and then i kill you
13:35hmm well you say that but death messy innit
13:40right just be brutally honest with me just for a minute
13:47what is it that you actually want aaron obviously
13:52ding ding correct answer now going by that logic
13:56do you really think that killing robert is the sort of thing that's going to make aaron think
14:01oh actually do you know what i am banging at this guy after all
14:04i can work on that no you really can't
14:06i mean it's obvious innit
14:13i run off with robert you run off with aaron
14:17we both get what we want everybody lives happily ever after
14:22and nobody has to die
14:24simple
14:25yeah it is innit
14:28i mean i admit it you killing that nate character wasn't really a bit of you was it
14:36i mean imagine
14:39imagine having two more corpses on your hands
14:43i'm not sure you'd ever sleep again at night
14:47aww
14:52i didn't know van goff was invited
14:54oh happy new year
14:59we did say do it in the cheat
15:03great what about the wedding ball is if we check them or does it say congratulations on your bedding
15:08so pollard
15:10please tell me my blood pressure is not soaring for nothing
15:14uh alas i
15:17failed to be as useless as mac
15:21ha ha papers forged registrar booked
15:24oh come here you crafty old dog
15:27snogging fellas already
15:30not even midnight yet
15:31large merlot please
15:33we are just warming up for sarah and jacob's big i do's tomorrow
15:38but shh because it's a secret
15:43charity loves those
15:46don't tracy
15:47oh come together
15:49can you just try and stop me
15:51oh
15:55oh
15:59oh
16:02oh
16:06oh
16:08oh
16:13oh
16:14oh
16:15oh
16:16oh
16:22no no no don't do this not for her
16:23i have to
16:26if celia wants this then where is she
16:28why is she making you do it
16:30it's the way it is
16:32she made you hurt dylan
16:34i know you didn't want to
16:36you're glad you didn't die
16:38you would have hated yourself for it
16:40and you know that celia is wrong but you're trapped and you can't get out
16:46you need to be quiet
16:48if celia really loved you then she wouldn't ask you to do the things that she does
16:52no no mum would
16:54not real mum
16:56stop talking
16:57but you're not like her you're not
16:59i just i want my dad please i need my dad please
17:03shut it
17:05you have to get him abroad
17:21out of the country
17:23easy peasy
17:25i've got a mate with a lorry who owes me a favour
17:27next
17:29aaron
17:31cannot see him ever again
17:33not even a christmas card
17:35robert's working in the farm
17:37top barn
17:39excellent
17:41do you know where
17:43aaron is
17:45always
17:47bangy
17:49so that is me and robert
17:51off to the costa del sol
17:53ordering a full english breakfast off one of them little plastic menus with the photos of the food on it
17:57call your mate
17:59yeah
18:00get robert
18:01now
18:14oh mate
18:15i am an absolute weapons grade raging psychopath but i'm not stupid
18:21but me and you
18:23teaming up for you to get aaron back
18:25you absolute
18:27ulcer freak
18:29aaron is laughing at you as so am i
18:35adios amigo
18:39it's getting late where are you give us a call yeah
18:43er
18:45marlon
18:47have you seen april
18:49no should have
18:51er i think she's shopping the smut about her new jets
18:53ah
18:55are you er
18:57are you two got party plans
18:59what limping about to do a leap
19:01you know swing by hours we can all say
19:03bog off to the world's worst year
19:05all right
19:07all right yeah maybe i'll see what april's up for
19:17he's cheating
19:19we'll go for it mam
19:21cheers
19:23do you think that's it though do you think he's gone for good
19:25crazy as he is he's not daft
19:39police are on his tail he's he's legged it he's gone
19:41okay well then i'll pour us another
19:43no come on hey
19:47let's go set these off
19:49wait wait
20:03actually just erm
20:05come here
20:07sorry patient
20:09I'm so impatient.
20:11I've been waiting years for this.
20:15Happy New Year.
20:17Happy New Year.
20:21Tell me what's going on.
20:23Shut up. I'm thinking.
20:27Run.
20:31Didn't you hear me?
20:33Oh.
20:39The ball's in your court.
20:53What?
20:55What about Celia?
20:57I don't know.
20:59Well, she won't let this drop.
21:01I know. She'll kill us.
21:03So run.
21:05What? Where? Anywhere.
21:07Stay away.
21:09I can't do this.
21:11Not anymore.
21:13I want out. I want a...
21:15I want a different life.
21:17Yeah.
21:19Listen.
21:21I will deal with Celia.
21:23You disappear.
21:25If you come back alive,
21:27she won't stop until all your family are dead.
21:29So go.
21:31Go!
21:33Go!
21:35Go!
21:37Go!
21:39Go!
21:41Go!
21:43Go!
21:45Go!
21:47Go!
21:49Go!
21:51Go!
21:53Go!
21:55Go!
22:13Go!
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