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00:30I have a taser.
00:48What?
00:49What do you want?
00:51Nothing.
00:52You think I haven't noticed you following me, you fucking perv?
00:54Lady, chill out, all right?
00:55Shut the fuck up.
00:56Do you want to get tased?
00:57I'm just here to see somebody.
00:59Oh, really?
00:59Who?
01:00Teddy.
01:04You know Teddy?
01:05Yeah, I do know Teddy.
01:10Go ahead.
01:11No, you go ahead.
01:13I insist.
01:14Come on.
01:16Sorry.
01:24Hey, come on in.
01:26Really raining cats and dogs out there, huh?
01:29Take a seat.
01:30Make yourselves at home.
01:32Oh, you can move that shit wherever.
01:35I didn't know you guys knew each other.
01:37We don't.
01:39Huh.
01:39What happened to your leg?
01:41Oh, yeah, just a funny little accident.
01:43Um, anyway, how are you guys?
01:46What's going on?
01:47How's tutoring, Olivia?
01:49I stopped doing that in, like, 2013.
01:51Oh, yeah.
01:52Well, I was just, you know, I was just playing.
01:54You know I play too much.
01:56Uh, so, uh, uh, how's your mom?
01:59She's not doing great, Teddy.
02:01Yeah, I feel that.
02:02Do you, though?
02:03Anyway, what's up?
02:04It's a fun little poppin'.
02:06What are you guys doing here?
02:07You know exactly why I'm here.
02:08Yeah, remember that favor you owe me?
02:11Ah.
02:12Ah.
02:14Ah.
02:15What?
02:16Oh, I'm so thirsty.
02:18Oh, man.
02:19Ah.
02:20Oh, I wish I could reach that cup over there.
02:23What cup?
02:26That cup?
02:27Hey, could you fill that up with Mountain Dew?
02:29I've got a two-liter in my fridge.
02:40Yeah, hey, hey, chop, chop.
02:42No, I'm just kidding.
02:44I'm just kidding.
02:52Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
02:57Ooh, it's the spot.
03:00Mmm, soda is so awesome.
03:01Okay, anyway, Teddy, I need cash.
03:05Whoa, so does he.
03:07Really?
03:08Yeah, like a thousand bucks.
03:10Twelve hundred.
03:11Same.
03:13Whoa, I was actually just reading about synchronicity,
03:16and, you know, I usually don't fuck with, like, horoscopes,
03:20but sometimes that shit is hittin', you know?
03:24I got this, like, one crazy app.
03:26I should re-download it.
03:27It's so crazy.
03:29All right, on that note, I gotta get out of here.
03:31Give me the money.
03:32Mmm, a little problem.
03:35What now?
03:35Well, I don't, uh, have the money on my person, per se.
03:41Teddy, we had a deal.
03:44Uh, why don't you ask your parents?
03:46That's not funny.
03:47How about I write you an I.O.U. for the I.O.U. on some Inception shit?
03:52I need it. Today. Now.
03:53Same.
03:54Hmm.
03:56Well, a guy has it.
03:58Who?
03:59Uptown Mike.
04:00Uptown Mike? What is that, a bar?
04:01I just told you it's a guy.
04:03Okay, why is he called Uptown Mike?
04:04Well, he hates gentrification, so he refuses to leave his neighborhood.
04:09So I'm assuming when you say Uptown, you mean what?
04:12Like Union Square or something?
04:13Uh, no, more like Harlem.
04:14Um, so you're saying if we go to Harlem and find this guy Mike, he'll give-
04:18Uptown Mike.
04:19If we find this guy Uptown Mike, he'll give us the money.
04:22Yes.
04:23Great.
04:23And it's enough for both of us.
04:25Mm-hmm.
04:26What's his address?
04:27144th and Convent.
04:28Can't miss it.
04:29Street number?
04:30Mm, well, I don't know.
04:33I can't remember.
04:37Seriously?
04:38Are you for real?
04:38Yes, I'm for real.
04:39Okay, what's his cell phone number?
04:41Ooh, yeah, I don't know.
04:43I don't know.
04:44I can't really give you that.
04:46Why not?
04:47Well, uh, I'm not really allowed.
04:49He doesn't give his phone numbers to strangers.
04:51Who is this guy?
04:52Tony Soprano?
04:53How the fuck do we find him?
04:54I already told you his name is Uptown Mike.
04:58And you can find him on Convent and 144th.
05:01Show us his Instagram, then.
05:03His private.
05:03Yeah, you can show us his picture, though.
05:05I've tried adding him, like, five times, and he still won't accept me.
05:10I don't know.
05:11Private dude.
05:11You can call him.
05:12You have his number, right?
05:14Uh, well, yeah.
05:15Technically, I have his number.
05:17So call him.
05:17Why?
05:18To tell him that we're coming.
05:20Okay, okay, all right.
05:22Uh, chill, dude.
05:24Mm.
05:28One's voicemail.
05:29Then leave a voicemail.
05:31Okay.
05:33Hey, Uptown Mike.
05:35What's poppin', brother?
05:37It's me, uh, Downtown Teddy.
05:40No, I'm just fucking with you, man.
05:42Um, no, uh, so I'm here with some homies right now.
05:46Olivia and, wait, what was your name?
05:48Amir.
05:49Yeah, Olivia and Amir, and, uh, they're coming to get that 2K-o-me.
05:542,400.
05:56Yeah, 2,400.
05:56Uh, so, yeah, it's gonna be a short, weird little white girl and, uh, a black guy, I think.
06:04I'm a Egyptian.
06:05Uh, they're an hour away.
06:07Miss you, buddy.
06:08Love you.
06:09Uh, yeah, talk to you soon.
06:11All right, all right, all right, player.
06:14Um, yeah, so, you know, he's gonna come through for sure.
06:17Amir, can you make me a PB&J, please?
06:21Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
06:24So, do you live in Brooklyn?
06:40Carroll Gardens.
06:41Nice, I love it over there.
06:42It's nice and quiet.
06:44I live in Williamsburg.
06:45So, did you grow up in the city?
06:55Long Island.
06:56I'm from right outside of, uh, Chicago.
07:00Call it Little New York.
07:04Can't believe it's been 10 years in the city.
07:06Time is, time is savage.
07:07It's pretty weird, huh?
07:17What?
07:18Us both needing the money from Teddy.
07:21Oh.
07:22Yeah.
07:23It is, like, super weird, actually.
07:27What are you doing over there, anyways?
07:29Sudoku?
07:30I played that once.
07:32I'm more of a wordsman myself.
07:36Wordsman?
07:37Yeah.
07:37Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
07:39That's not a thing.
07:42Yeah, it is.
07:42Like, someone who plays crossword puzzles, Scrabble, other word-based activities.
07:46Yeah, I think you mean wordsmith?
07:47No, wordsman.
07:48Like, wordsman might be a word in another language.
07:51Other languages have words that describe entire sentences or emotions that English could never describe.
07:58For example, there's this German word called fernwa, which means, like, longing for an unseen place or a place you've never been.
08:07Pretty interesting.
08:13Okay, dude, I'm not gonna fuck you.
08:16What?
08:17You can chill.
08:19It's okay.
08:20Wait, what makes you think I want to fuck you?
08:24What?
08:25One, I'm not being creepy, am I?
08:29No, it's just that guys are only nice to girls who they want to have sex with, so you're being nice indeed.
08:37Wow.
08:38I don't even know what to say to that.
08:40Because it's true.
08:41It's not true.
08:42I don't want to fuck you at all, actually.
08:45Oh, really?
08:45You don't?
08:47This is insane.
08:48What's your logic, Eva?
08:50Like, break it down for me.
08:51I really, I really want to know what to mean.
08:54Seriously?
08:55Yeah.
08:56I want to hear it.
08:57Oh.
08:58I'm so over explaining things.
09:01Especially to men.
09:03What the fuck?
09:04Here we go again.
09:06Then how do you expect us to know anything?
09:08Hmm.
09:09Maybe read a fucking book?
09:11Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
09:17Shit.
09:17Shit.
09:19Fuck.
09:20No.
09:26Do you have a charger?
09:29Sorry.
09:29I'll do it.
09:31Look, I promise I'll, like, read bell hooks or something, all right?
09:42But I really, really, really want to understand your philosophy on this,
09:45because I just don't get what you're saying.
09:47Well, what do I get out of it?
09:49What do you guess?
09:53I don't know.
09:57Five bucks?
10:01Well, because women and women's bodies are so objectified and seen as literal things,
10:16you know, historic misogyny plus, like, rampant porn use in the last 20 plus years,
10:21men aren't capable of saying women as people.
10:24They just aren't.
10:25And so a man is only nice to a woman who he thinks he could eventually have sex with.
10:30Like, even if it's not a conscious thing, in the back of your mind, you're thinking,
10:34one day, I might be able to have sex with her.
10:37Therefore, your brain is protecting itself by being nice to me as, like, a form of self-preservation.
10:43If you didn't find me attractive, you wouldn't give me the time of day because I wouldn't be worth it.
10:49Clear of the closing doors, please.
10:51Okay, but what if I don't find me attractive?
10:54You don't.
10:55No.
10:56You're not my type.
10:58At all.
10:59What is your type?
11:02Like, less spiky.
11:05Spiky.
11:05Yeah, you're like a fucking pufferfish.
11:08That's good.
11:09Weeds out all the guys who don't want to put in any of the work.
11:13Do you see how hard it is for men?
11:15Oh, poor men.
11:17I feel so bad for you.
11:19No, listen, okay?
11:21I keep seeing all of this stuff online on TikTok and Twitter and Instagram.
11:25Yeah, well, that's your first problem.
11:27No, listen.
11:28From girls who are like, I don't want to be approached.
11:31I don't want to be talked to.
11:32If I'm at the gym, I'm working out.
11:34Leave me alone.
11:35If I'm out at the bar with my friends, like, don't approach me.
11:38So, I just don't talk to girls in real life.
11:41Are you admitting to me right now that your form of flirting is sexual harassment?
11:47No.
11:48I'm saying that the lines have been blurred.
11:53Okay, that it's such a gray area that I'd just rather not participate in the area at all.
12:00At least, like, when I'm on a dating app, I know exactly why everyone's there.
12:04It's way more simple.
12:06Okay, wait.
12:07So, you're saying that you don't even talk to women in real life?
12:11Because you're so scared of being rejected?
12:14Because you think, we think, you're harassing us?
12:19Correct.
12:20Oh, my God.
12:21This bothers me so much.
12:23Why?
12:24Because it's so much more simple than what men make it out to be.
12:30I mean, centuries of violence against us, and all we want is respect and validation.
12:34But because the public discourse is saying that you can't treat women the same ways as you have been, men take this to mean you can't even talk to women is so missing the point.
12:45How is it missing the point if I'm just trying to be respectful?
12:49Don't forget, you're the one who literally almost tased me for walking behind you.
12:54Don't you think that's a little racist?
12:57Okay.
12:57Oh, no.
12:59That's totally different.
13:01That's, like, so different, actually.
13:03No, because it's like any time a guy is walking behind me, I'm scared.
13:07And I've actually tased a white guy before.
13:10Okay, look.
13:12Fine.
13:12But I'm not missing the point.
13:15Here.
13:15Okay, wait.
13:17I have a good way of looking at it.
13:18My friend, she works in an office, and they had sexual harassment chaining with, like, HR or whatever.
13:23They said it was like this.
13:25You can have a crush.
13:26Anybody can have a crush.
13:27That's not weird.
13:28And if you ask someone out, and they say no, and you move on, that's okay.
13:34If you ask them again after you've said no, they've said no, then it's like harassment.
13:40That's how simple it is.
13:41Okay, but my friend who works in an office, they have a strict no dating policy at all.
13:46Either way, it doesn't matter because I don't work in an office, but if I did, better say
13:52if I'm sorry, in my opinion.
13:53Where do you work?
13:55Let's just say I'm in between jobs.
13:57Well, what do you usually do?
14:00I work at some shitty ad agency, but I'm working on a graphic novel.
14:04How about you?
14:05I work in an organic grocery store.
14:07Nice, like a deli?
14:09No, it's a co-op.
14:10I never really understood those things.
14:12But you get the point that I'm trying to make, right?
14:14Like, talking to women, asking women out.
14:16It's really not that complicated.
14:19Look, I just want to be respectful.
14:22Yeah, but your respect is misguided.
14:24Your guidance is misguided.
14:26Good one.
14:28Speaking on behalf of all men.
14:30Oh, here we go.
14:31Y'all are confusing as hell.
14:35No, we're really not.
14:37You're just chronically online.
14:39You don't go on the internet?
14:40No, only when I need to.
14:42I deleted all my apps and downloaded Sudoku because I'm trying to get all my brain cells back so I don't get Alzheimer's.
14:49Oh, and please.
14:56I'm going to get that back later.
15:12Fucking Teddy.
15:15I'll call him.
15:16What's up?
15:22Leave me a message.
15:23No answer.
15:26Hey, Teddy.
15:27It's Olivia and Amir.
15:29We are at Mike's place and he's not answering.
15:34Would love to get this resolved as quickly.
15:36Yeah, if you don't figure this out, I'm going to call your mom.
15:39Answer us, you little bitch!
15:40Okay, John Wick.
15:49Hey, stop buzzing.
15:50I got my grandmother in here.
15:52Sorry.
15:53Do you happen to know where Mike is?
15:55Uptown Mike?
15:56This guy's like a cartoon character.
15:58Yeah, Uptown Mike.
15:59Yeah, why?
16:01Is he here?
16:02He worked till like three.
16:04Where?
16:05I can't tell you that.
16:06Just come back closer to three and he'll be here.
16:09He's like clockwork.
16:14What time is it?
16:17Almost one.
16:18Doesn't make sense to go back.
16:21Lunch?
16:21What?
16:44Nothing.
16:45Oh, really?
16:47Nothing.
16:48I didn't say anything.
16:50Yeah, you didn't have to.
16:51I didn't have to go.
16:52What?
16:58What?
16:59Would you fuck me now?
17:05Okay.
17:06Fine.
17:07Yes, I would.
17:07All right?
17:08Okay.
17:08You win.
17:09You do?
17:10Okay.
17:10What is this?
17:11Like when a girl takes her glasses off and suddenly everyone thinks she's hot?
17:15First of all, that happens.
17:18Second of all...
17:19I wasn't dressed like a nun.
17:20I have a fucking imagination.
17:23Trust me.
17:23I do.
17:24Ew.
17:25Get over it because this is as much as you're ever seeing.
17:28Why do you hide yourself?
17:30You're like hot.
17:32It's cold outside.
17:34No, seriously.
17:35Calm down, buddy.
17:36Oh, by the way, I'm not hitting on you or anything.
17:39I'm literally just curious.
17:41I'm not hiding anything.
17:44Yeah, you are.
17:45Look, I really don't want to talk about this with a guy I just met.
17:50Noted.
17:52Hi.
17:53You guys ready?
17:54Hey.
17:54Hi.
17:54Yeah, I'll have the Cobb salad and an iced tea, please.
17:59Okay, great choice.
18:01And you?
18:02And I will have the Spanish omelet, por favor.
18:06Great choice.
18:07Great choice.
18:08Anything else?
18:10I'll do a glass of chocolate milk.
18:12Oh, my God.
18:14Okay, great.
18:15I'll get that to you.
18:17Be back in just a moment.
18:18Actually, do you have a phone charger?
18:20Oh, sweetheart, I'm sorry.
18:21You don't.
18:22Okay.
18:22Okay?
18:24Thanks.
18:25Mm-hmm.
18:29So, why do you need the money?
18:32For, um, Frank.
18:35Frank?
18:35Is that, like, your brother or something?
18:38No.
18:39What about you?
18:41For my brother, actually.
18:43Oh, yeah?
18:44What's the story there?
18:47I'd rather not talk about that with a girl I just met.
18:51Okay.
18:52How do you know Teddy?
18:56Through my brother, actually.
18:58Hmm.
18:59That sort of half answers my question, then.
19:02Yeah.
19:03How about you?
19:04We grew up together, actually.
19:07I used to tutor him in high school.
19:11Well, you've done an exceptional job.
19:12Shut up.
19:14You don't know how much progress he's made, which is a lot.
19:17Trust me.
19:22I feel like every time I hear Teddy's name, it's because something absolutely devastating has happened.
19:30Oh, absolutely.
19:32There was this time where he was a sophomore and I was a senior in high school.
19:36And him and this kid, like, Derek something, I forget, also just, like, such a little fuckhead.
19:43They went to this country club a couple neighborhoods over and ended up trying to steal a golf cart.
19:50No.
19:50But as soon as they got off the golf course, the battery died or it had, like, a sensor or something.
19:56And so instead of just leaving it, they went home and got Teddy's mom's car, drove it to the country club, tied the golf cart to the car.
20:06And then when they tried to drive away, the whole top of the golf cart smashed through the back of Teddy's mom's minivan.
20:13She had to pay off the country club and pay to get her car fixed.
20:16I mean, that dude has always been a mess.
20:19Sounds about right.
20:20Yeah, but I did help him pass high school.
20:23On my weekends home from college, I would still tutor him and plus I've just done so much random shit for him.
20:29He owes me and I've never asked him for a favor before, so, you know, I'm fucking desperate.
20:38Can I ask you a serious question?
20:41What?
20:43Do you think Teddy wants to fuck you?
20:45Oh, my God.
20:47Ew.
20:47I don't know and I don't want to think about it.
20:51Based on your logic, he does.
20:53Oh, God.
20:55I mean, if I reflect, I guess when we were younger, he would give me this look where he would, like, squint his eyes and, like, do this, like, elevator.
21:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
21:08Stop.
21:09I'm good.
21:10What?
21:10You asked me.
21:11Stop.
21:11I've heard enough.
21:12Five seconds ago.
21:13I've heard enough.
21:13Okay, well, you made me think about it, so now you have to think about it, so.
21:17Here we go.
21:19Thank you so much.
21:21You're welcome.
21:22There you go.
21:24So.
21:25Delicious.
21:25To answer your question, I think, yes, there was a time when he wanted to fuck me, but now he just sees me as, like, a weird older sister.
21:37Are you kidding me?
21:38Have you been on Pornhub recently?
21:41Older sister gets railed from behind as literally the number one search globally.
21:45I hate that for so many reasons and vehemently anti-porn.
21:50I'm not anti-porn, but I don't really watch it.
21:57Yeah, right.
22:00What?
22:00I don't?
22:02You don't watch porn?
22:04No.
22:06I don't watch porn.
22:08What is this, like, some toxic, macho, ha, ha, ha, I get so much pussy, so I don't need to watch porn, kind of thing?
22:15No, it's just porn doesn't really do anything for me.
22:21Are you fucking with me right now?
22:25No.
22:27Okay, please explain this to me so you can debunk my innate belief that every man is a porn-addicted sex freak.
22:35So now you want me to explain something, what do I get?
22:39Just tell me.
22:39Okay, so this is going to be difficult to understand because it's less of a stance and more of just something that is.
22:49So it's not like I haven't watched porn or I haven't jerked off.
22:54It's just that it's less of a hobby for me than it is for other men.
23:00Right?
23:01Like, when I do it, I'm not doing it for pleasure.
23:05I'm doing it because I have to.
23:07Well, what's an I have to scenario?
23:11Let's say I have been coming in, like, three weeks and I have a really big date.
23:15In that case, I would probably jerk off once in the morning and then once right before the date.
23:22Again, no porn.
23:25And the reason I'm doing it is not for myself, it's for the girl.
23:30I just want to be a high-performance stallion.
23:34But again, no porn.
23:37I can't believe this.
23:39I've never met a guy who doesn't watch porn on a regular basis.
23:43You're not lying to me.
23:44Why would I watch porn if I don't jerk off?
23:47Well, do you follow hot girls and models on Instagram?
23:50No, I purge them all.
23:51Well, years ago.
23:53Why?
23:54The human brain is not designed to look at so much ass and titties.
24:01You know what?
24:03I agree.
24:05Great.
24:06We agree on something.
24:08Cheers.
24:15So, um...
24:19When's the last time you jerked off?
24:21I don't jerk off.
24:24Excuse me.
24:24Okay, when's the last time you self-cared yourself?
24:27Yeah.
24:28Mmm.
24:30Thank you so much.
24:31Enjoy.
24:34Self-cared?
24:35Is that what you just said?
24:37I'm not telling you.
24:37Everybody does it.
24:38It's fine.
24:39Well, I don't know.
24:41I...
24:42I am, um...
24:43I just, uh...
24:46I'm like you.
24:47I don't watch porn.
24:48I just use my imagination.
24:51Hmm.
24:52Spank bank.
24:54What?
24:55What is that?
24:56Spank bank.
24:57All of your previous experiences from your sexual escapades that you had in the past that you're now used to...
25:01I've actually never heard that.
25:06That's really funny.
25:07That is pretty good.
25:08I was thinking about something the other day.
25:17Do you think it's even special anymore to be considered hot?
25:23I don't follow.
25:25Like, you just said how we have so much access to hot people.
25:31We shouldn't have that much access to hot people.
25:33Like, I don't think our brains can conceptualize how many hot people we see on a daily basis.
25:38Plus, we have the most resources that we've ever had.
25:41You don't even have to be rich anymore to fundamentally change the way you look with clothes or makeup or a video that you watch online.
25:49I mean, I guess some plastic surgery is sort of only reserved for really rich people, but even that's getting less expensive.
25:57I actually had a layover in Istanbul once, and I found out it's the hair transplant capital of the world.
26:03There were so many dudes sitting at the airport with bandages wrapped around their heads, bleeding.
26:11Yes, it was like a wave of blood.
26:14Oh my god.
26:15Well, see, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
26:17Yeah, I mean, if I ever go bald, I'm 100% going to Istanbul with the boys.
26:21Yeah.
26:22It would be fun.
26:23I don't know.
26:23I just never want to have plastic surgery.
26:26Maybe I'll feel differently later, but I just don't want anything with a knife involved, you know?
26:32And I also was reading this thing about how it makes it easier for women to live in a patriarchal society when they're attractive, you know?
26:40So anything that helps a woman live her day-to-day, like, I get it, you know, no judgment.
26:46But at the same time, doing that isn't going to lead to any kind of liberation, you know?
26:51Like, I don't think people get how intense some of these surgeries are.
26:55Like, they literally crack your skull and, like, cut your skin and, like, pull up your whole face skin suit thing.
27:03It's, like, so fucking visceral.
27:05It feels like a form of torture.
27:06What's your opinion on them bald men?
27:10Oh, they need hair transplants.
27:13No, seriously, though.
27:14What about women who say that they're getting plastic surgery for themselves?
27:18I don't know.
27:20I mean, how can we say that anything we do is for ourselves when we live in a society where male approval is woven into literally everything?
27:29So are you saying that the women who say that they're getting plastic surgery for themselves are just misguided feminists?
27:35Oh, God, I don't know.
27:37I don't quote me on any of this.
27:40I'm not a scholar.
27:41I just read stuff and sort of form opinions.
27:44So are you saying all this because you don't like it when guys tell you that you're hot?
27:49It just doesn't feel special anymore.
27:53To be told that you're hot.
27:55I mean, I want to be with someone who finds me attractive because they like who I am as a person, not my tits or whatever.
28:12It just, yeah, I don't know.
28:14I'm only attracted to people who I am intellectually stimulated by anyway.
28:21Oh, sapiosexual.
28:24What is that?
28:25Sapiosexual.
28:26It's when you're attracted to people more based on their personalities and their intelligence than their looks.
28:32Oh.
28:39Are you intellectually stimulated by me?
28:46Maybe, but, um, but I'll be right back for a second.
28:49This is a prepaid call from an inmate at the county correctional facility.
29:06This is a prepaid call from an inmate at the county correctional facility.
29:19All phone calls are subject to recording and monitoring.
29:23To decline this call, press 9 now.
29:34Fuck.
29:36Jesus Christ.
29:37Oh, right in the back.
30:05Hey, man.
30:09Have you ever had a cig?
30:13Hey, man.
30:25Have you ever had a cig?
30:26This is my last one.
30:28Joy.
30:29Can I ask you a question?
30:34Do you have an eating disability?
30:37Oh, my God.
30:39Why are you laughing?
30:42What?
30:43Disability?
30:44I meant disorder.
30:46It's not funny.
30:47Oh, my God.
30:49Wait, I really need to write that down.
30:51Men eating disorder.
30:51Oh, my God.
30:52That's so funny.
30:54Oh, fuck.
30:55I keep forgetting my phone died.
30:56Wait, will you remind me later that you said that?
30:59Sure.
31:01Anyways, aren't you going to thank me?
31:03For what?
31:04Uh, I don't know.
31:05Paying for lunch?
31:06Oh, no.
31:08Why?
31:09Because you're a man.
31:10Men should pay for everything.
31:12Yeah, but this wasn't a date.
31:14Don't you want equality?
31:15Well, I want to be making the same amount of money as you.
31:18So, until that happens, you're buying.
31:20Well, I actually read an article recently that said women are starting to make more money than men.
31:25New York included.
31:28What time is it?
31:32Let's see again.
31:34What was her name?
31:35No, because there were so many to keep track of.
31:39Oh, here she is.
31:40Chloe.
31:41So, we match on Hinge.
31:43I say hi.
31:45She says hi.
31:46Five minutes into the conversation, she says,
31:48I know this is going to sound weird, but I'm asking all prospective daters to fill out a survey.
31:56Okay, did you fill it out?
31:57Of course.
31:58When did she want to go out with you after?
32:01Yeah, I passed the test.
32:03Let me see this.
32:03Hold on.
32:05Do you consider yourself a good listener?
32:09Anyone could lie about that.
32:11Yeah, but I don't.
32:12Do you respect women?
32:14Jesus Christ, these are multiple choice questions?
32:17Dude, you can't find out information like that from questions or, like, a survey.
32:21The vetting process takes so much more time.
32:24It's so nuanced.
32:25This girl could be dating a sociopath.
32:27It's like a job interview.
32:28You just weed out the bad ones.
32:30Listen, I think a survey is warranted, but she's probably, like, inviting creeps who know how to maneuver around shit like this, you know?
32:37Or maybe she's being open.
32:38Yeah, you're only saying that because you passed.
32:40No, I passed because I'm a gentleman.
32:43Wait, I don't date only children, so if you're an only child, stop taking the survey now.
32:48What the fuck is that?
32:49I actually 100% agree with that.
32:52Why?
32:53Uh, let's see here.
32:54Only children are notoriously bad partners.
32:57They're difficult.
32:57They're selfish.
32:58Uh, excuse me.
32:59I'm an only child.
33:00Oh, I know.
33:01You know.
33:02Yeah, I knew the minute you opened your mouth.
33:03How?
33:04Well, for one, you always have to be right.
33:06Number two, you don't get help from anyone.
33:08And number three, the biggest red flag, you don't pay for your meals.
33:13No, you know what?
33:13Whenever I tell someone I'm an only child, they're always surprised.
33:16That's real.
33:17Olivia, hate to break it to you.
33:20They're just being polite.
33:21No, they're not.
33:22Yeah, they are.
33:24That's not fair because...
33:25Hold on.
33:27My mom's calling.
33:29Hello?
33:32Hey, Mom.
33:36Yep, I'm working on it, I told you.
33:40I know the cutoff is tonight, Mom.
33:43Happy holidays.
33:46Have a nice day.
34:04I'm taking care of it, so I'm taking care of it.
34:06I don't know why you won't understand that.
34:11Yes.
34:13Okay.
34:16Okay, I love you.
34:19Yep, I love you.
34:20Okay.
34:21All right.
34:37Sorry about that.
34:39You good?
34:40Yeah.
34:41Are you good?
34:43Yeah.
34:47What's up?
34:49No, nothing.
34:50It's just...
34:51That song reminds me of my mom's friend, Peter.
34:55That's nice.
34:55What's up?
34:57Yeah.
34:59What's up?
35:02He had, like, this lung disease where his lungs would fill with fluid.
35:06And every time he was going to come over for dinner, my mom would always say, if Peter throws up, don't worry, it's okay, it's just because he's sick.
35:15And he had this little, like, beeper thing on his belt that I think was, like, monitoring stuff.
35:21But then we'd have dinner and then we'd dance around the house and sort of play that song.
35:27And it was really fun.
35:29And honestly, I never even saw him throw up.
35:33Like, he didn't seem that sick.
35:35And then what happened?
35:36Well, then he got really sick.
35:38And, um, my mom and I went to go visit him in the hospital.
35:41But we went all the way up to his room and he wasn't there.
35:45And so we asked a nurse where he was and she said that he was sitting right by the entrance.
35:51He was so different looking that we didn't even recognize him.
35:56And he didn't have enough energy to even say our names when we walked by him.
36:00So sad.
36:01Yeah, and then I think he died, like, a few months after that.
36:05And I was, like, six or seven years old.
36:07Like, I just couldn't stop thinking about it.
36:10Like, the way he looked or just knowing that he died.
36:14I think that my mom went to the funeral, but I don't remember if I did.
36:23I don't know.
36:24I used to think my mom was really selfish for exposing me to that, you know?
36:32But thinking about it right now, I'm like, maybe she wasn't being selfish.
36:40I saw a kid drown once.
36:45What the fuck? Why are you laughing?
36:47I'm sorry. I didn't expect you to say that.
36:50Dude, I just listened to your whole long-ass story and now you're laughing at mine.
36:53No, no, no. I'm sorry. No, truly.
36:54I just get really nervous when I...
36:57I laugh and I get nervous. I'm sorry. Please keep going.
37:00I'm serious. I was eight.
37:03The same age as the kid.
37:06My family was on vacation in Egypt.
37:09And we were at the beach.
37:11And the waves were huge that day.
37:13And I really wanted to go in.
37:16I was standing on the beach just looking at the ocean.
37:20But my dad wouldn't let me go in because it was dangerous, obviously.
37:23But then this little kid went in.
37:25And he just got sucked right in.
37:28And his dad started panicking, of course, trying to tell him to come back.
37:33And finally his dad jumped in.
37:37And when he came out, he had a dead body in his hand.
37:41He laid him on the ground.
37:42His own son, he laid him on the ground, tried to do CPR, but by then it was too late.
37:48And everyone was yelling and the men were screaming and the women were wailing.
37:52And everyone was panicking.
37:55And it was crazy because they just picked the kid up and started to do a procession.
38:00And all I wanted to do was go home.
38:03And I remember I was pulling my dad's hand, saying, take me home, take me home.
38:07But he wouldn't let us go.
38:09He made us stay.
38:11And he made us join the procession with all these strangers.
38:18I don't know.
38:20I still think about that kid once or twice a year.
38:25Have you talked to your dad about it since then?
38:30No, he's dead.
38:33I'm so sorry.
38:36It's okay.
38:37It happens.
38:38I kind of think...
38:41It's a good thing that you saw that, actually.
38:45What, a kid die?
38:46No.
38:46I'm not talking about the kid.
38:49Like, it's fucking traumatic to see a kid die.
38:52That's not what I'm saying.
38:54I just mean the way that everybody immediately acknowledged the fact that you were all part
38:58of this horrific tragedy.
39:00If people do that here, everyone would think that you're crazy.
39:04Yeah, Americans just don't want to be inconvenienced.
39:06It's, like, so normal to wail and beat your chest and feel these, like, big fucking feelings
39:13when you see a little kid die.
39:16It's like everyone shared in the pen.
39:18You know what I mean?
39:21Yeah.
39:21Oh, wait.
39:27I have a secret spot.
39:29Follow me.
39:30Where?
39:31It's over here.
39:34Take math.
39:35No, I'm fine.
39:36Oh, of course you're fine.
39:37You're an only child.
39:37Be careful.
39:38Slippery one way.
39:39Wait, I have to pee, so just...
39:41You go ahead and I'll find you.
39:43All right.
39:44Don't get lost.
39:46Fuck this.
39:47And watch out for the prickly bush.
39:49Okay.
40:17Oh, my God.
40:18Oh, my God.
40:23Ah!
40:24Ah!
40:26What?
40:33Oh, my God.
40:33What are you doing?
40:34You were yelling.
40:35Yeah, because there was a bug.
40:37How am I supposed to know?
40:38Why are you still looking at me?
40:41Sorry.
40:44Oh, my God.
40:45Look.
40:45Prove.
40:46Can you, like, go...
40:48Can you, like, leave?
40:49Go away.
40:51Okay.
40:52Let me know.
40:52Did you see, like, anything?
41:13No, I didn't.
41:14I promise.
41:19Shit.
41:20The trail's closed.
41:21Let's go somewhere else.
41:22Oh, who cares?
41:23I want to see your secret spot.
41:25But what if we get into trouble?
41:26Oh, my God.
41:27No one's going to catch us.
41:28Have you seen, like, anyone here today?
41:31No, but there could be a park ranger or a good Samaritan or something.
41:34Who cares?
41:35I care.
41:36What?
41:36Oh, my God.
41:37You really care what other people think of you, don't you?
41:39No, I just want to be a good person.
41:41Okay, but there's kind of a fine line between being a good person and being a fucking narc.
41:46Look, everything's connected, okay?
41:50If it's someone's job to look after this trail and they do a bad job because of me, then I'll ruin their day.
41:57And then they'll ruin someone else's day, and that person will ruin someone else's day, and that person will ruin someone else's day.
42:03But if I'm nice and I follow the rules, then this person's going to have a good day.
42:09And they're going to be nice to someone.
42:11And then that person's going to be nice to someone else, and that person's going to be nice to someone else, and that person's going to be nice to someone else.
42:15henceforth creating a better society for all of us henceforth what is with your vocabulary yeah
42:21it's just a fact you're delusional dude do you really think you have that much control and
42:25i don't know if i can say over other people's lives you don't we all have a responsibility
42:31yeah but the world doesn't work like that like what you just said it works in japan what do
42:37you mean it works in japan in japan it's all about sacrificing the individual experience for
42:42the sake of better overall society for example not eating on the train well then how do you
42:49explain then that girls are constantly getting groped and harassed on the train where in japan
42:54it's a huge problem really yeah japanese cell phone manufacturing companies have had to literally
42:59put a sound every time someone takes a photo because men are constantly taking pictures up
43:04girls skirts okay well that's a totally separate issue how is that a separate issue you just said
43:09everything's connected look man i don't know i'm just trying to be a good person
43:14okay yeah i want to be a good person too i want to change the trajectory of niceness or whatever the
43:23fuck you were just talking about but i don't think the world works like that it's too complex and
43:29fucked up for any of that to be an absolute so please let's go see your secret spot
43:36but i don't if we get a ticket you're paying for it this is it yeah it's pretty cool huh i mean it's
43:49just a tunnel yeah but at least we won't be wet man yeah that's true me and my brother used to come
43:55down here spend hours just people watching it was so fun and interesting what's his deal
44:00what do you mean with him and the money it's kind of a long story
44:06you
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