01:00It's your first game of the season. I'm your announcer, student body president, Caitlin Russell.
01:05And I'm his trusty sidekick, Alexa Kennedy.
01:08Let's go, boys!
01:18Wow, new look for the Hawks!
01:20Guys, is this a football game or a gay pride parade?
01:24Quarterback Donovan Miller leads the team tonight, and doesn't he look gorgeous doing that?
01:30The rainbow really brings us.
01:32Oh, absolutely.
01:34Enjoying yourself?
01:36I don't know what you're talking about.
01:42I knew it was you.
01:48Where did you get this?
01:49You dropped it in the uniforms.
01:52You're gonna pick this.
01:58Finally showing your true colors!
02:00Don't present!
02:01Shut up!
02:02I bet you sniff everyone's dirty dog straps after the game!
02:05One more word out of you and I'm kicking your fucking ass, second stream!
02:08Justin, let it go!
02:09Try to get in your head!
02:12I'm sorry, did you say kick my ass or lick my ass?
02:15You put that!
02:17Drop it!
02:18No!
02:19No!
02:20No!
02:21No!
02:22No!
02:23No!
02:24No!
02:25No!
02:26No!
02:28No!
02:29No!
02:30No!
02:31No!
02:32It looks like our quarterback, Donovan Miller, has been injured!
02:35There's something wrong!
02:38Our star quarterback is hurt and it's all my fault.
02:41Donovan, I am so sorry. The uniforms, they were a stupid prank. I really didn't mean for this to happen.
02:49You sabotaged our uniforms and got Donovan hurt. You were dead, motherfucker.
02:54Move, move! You! What if he's still hurt for the homecoming game against Fumon, our biggest rivals?
03:02You're expelled!
03:04What?
03:05No. Expelling him won't teach him his lesson.
03:11He's gotta learn some school spirit. And I know just what to do.
03:16Have him come to our next practice.
03:18What?
03:19Fine. 6am, Monday morning, bright and early. Report and Donovan will take over from there.
03:26Okay, let's have it. What are you gonna make me do? Clean your dirty jockstrap? Shine your cleats? Scrub the shower?
03:45All?
03:52You're not getting off that easy. What do I have to do to get off?
03:57I'm a good day. I'm a good day. I'm the king of this. I'm a good day. I'm the king of this. I'm the king of this. I'm a big day before I put my ring in it. I'm the big day before.
04:12No way! I am not wearing that. You can just make me clean something and get it over with.
04:21Well, it's either this or you get expelled.
04:25And if you get expelled, that means no new activities budget.
04:30And no Harvard.
04:33Choose wisely.
04:36Donovan! It's Captain.
04:42I stood up to the homophobic football team and now I'm the waterboy to the hot quarterback from hell.
05:00This is bullying.
05:03Well, looks like I guessed your size, right?
05:07You're unbelievable.
05:09Oh man, you got them so good. This is hilarious.
05:12You fuck with our uniforms, we fuck with yours.
05:15Hey guys, hey!
05:16We play our biggest rivals of the season next week, so get back on the field.
05:21How long do I have to do this?
05:31You belong to me. So, as long as I want.
05:38So, I'm your slave or I'm expelled. Those can't be my only two options, Donovan.
05:48We're at practice, so call me captain.
05:50I'm going to the principal. This is cruel.
05:53Go ahead. Principal already signed off.
05:55And she's not going to improve your budget unless you show a little school spirit.
05:59But, hey, if you can't handle it, by all means, just pull your budget proposal.
06:06Donovan acts like he's teaching me a lesson, but this feels less like punishment.
06:11More like flirting.
06:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:39Try harder to embarrass me, Captain, cause, right now, you're just making me look good.
06:46I mean, so I knew you were hiding that body under your school uniform.
06:54I'm a teen twink fantasy. If I didn't know any better, I think you watch gay porn.
07:02Who says I don't?
07:09At least give me something different to wear.
07:12It needs to look like I'm hazing him or the team will make things worse for Caden.
07:17Besides, no.
07:20I like the way you look at this.
07:23Are you hitting on me?
07:25Cause, bad news, I would never go for a self-obsessed jock like you.
07:31Liar.
07:33Come on.
07:34If I wanted you, in school, on this field, anywhere, you'd be begging for it.
07:50You wish.
07:54Now, do you have an actual task for me?
07:57Or did you just come for the view?
07:59Why don't you go ahead and organize the equipment?
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