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Emmerdale Season 54 Episode 247


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00:24Oi, where are you going?
00:54Work?
00:55Well, I've only been gone a minute. I thought I'd have a bit of brekkie in bed.
00:59Don't lie. You only want me for my delicious body.
01:02It's New Year's Eve.
01:03Come on, everyone else is skyping.
01:05Yeah, well everyone else hasn't got cows to pen in.
01:08Hang on, is this because you want me tucked up cos you're worried about Kev?
01:12No.
01:14He's gone quiet anyway, hasn't he? So hopefully he's found another ex-husband to terrorise.
01:18I'll tell you what, I'll nip into town and I'll get us a bottle of the good stuff for later.
01:22Right, okay, but I can't go too mad.
01:25I said I dropped my mum and Liam after that murder mystery thing.
01:28God, you're wrong.
01:29Hey, I'll get us some fireworks and all, yeah?
01:31Well, don't make them too loud, will you?
01:32You know, cos I'm getting on a bit.
01:34Alright, go on, Dad.
01:35I'll tell you what, you need to cheer up cos I'm starting this new year with a bang.
01:38What?
01:39I said, please tell me that Robert is not dead.
01:53He's not dead.
01:54Yet.
01:55Good.
01:56Because this whole thing needs a massive rethink.
01:58You can't...
01:59You can't...
02:00You can't faff about with Semtex.
02:01Half the village is gonna crack it.
02:02Which is why I'm choosing my moment carefully.
02:03Getting Robert alone.
02:04I'm not insane.
02:05Yeah.
02:06Clearly not.
02:07You can hold on for food.
02:08Yeah?
02:09Duty calls.
02:10Oh, duty.
02:11Duty?
02:12Can't have half a bout with Semtex.
02:14Half the village is gonna kick it.
02:17Which is why I'm choosing my moment carefully.
02:20Getting Robert alone.
02:22I'm not insane.
02:24Clearly not.
02:29You can hold on for food, yeah?
02:34Duty calls.
02:35What? Duty?
02:37That's what we're calling it now, is it?
02:39Blowing Robert to smithereens.
02:42Yeah, I've been mulling things over in your absence and...
02:45Well...
02:46There are other ways that this can end.
02:56No.
02:58No, I can't think of a single one.
03:06Ray?
03:07Hi, sorry, I was out the back.
03:09Ordering a boatload of mozzarella. You okay?
03:11I'm not gonna see you later. A bit of, um, old Lanzine?
03:14Er...
03:15I'm sorry, I've got so much to sort and, um...
03:20Look, you might as well know that I...
03:23I'm moving on.
03:24Eh?
03:25What?
03:26What do you mean?
03:27What, on, on?
03:29Yeah.
03:30I did say that's how it is in my line of work.
03:33Oh!
03:34What is it, er...
03:36Taxi for Ray before midnight then?
03:38Yeah?
03:38What?
03:39What?
03:40What?
03:41Double time.
03:42I'm not made of money, Laurel.
03:44But I, er...
03:45I leave tomorrow.
03:49Right.
03:50Okay.
03:51Oh, right.
03:52Er...
03:53So is, what, is that it?
03:56So I'm really confused.
03:58Did I do anything?
04:00No, it's not you.
04:01It's not you.
04:02Is this what you want?
04:03What I want, um...
04:05Er...
04:06Because if it is, that's absolutely fine.
04:09It's absolutely fine.
04:12But, um...
04:13Er...
04:14You know, cards on the table.
04:15I, I actually really like you.
04:18A lot.
04:19And I want you to stay here with me.
04:24Together?
04:25Yeah, together.
04:27I mean, I know...
04:28You know, it's really big and there's lots to consider.
04:30Like, you know, your work and, and your house and everything.
04:33But I, I, you know, I think...
04:36I think we're really worth a shot, don't you?
04:40Erm...
04:42Yeah.
04:42Yeah, look, I've, I've...
04:44I've sprung it on you and I've embarrassed myself, so, erm...
04:49You don't have to think now, okay, about it.
04:51You don't have to give me a decision.
04:52Just eat your pizza and, erm...
04:53Oh.
04:55But I like you.
04:56You know a lot.
05:03I have to go back.
05:04I have to try again.
05:05You can't force Bear to leave.
05:07He thinks that him and Ray are like that.
05:09Yeah, well, Ray tried that number on us, remember?
05:12I mean, it doesn't help that, you know, Bear's lost it a bit.
05:15Not a bit, more like a lot.
05:18If we can't get him out by tomorrow, then Ray and Celia take him with us and then that's it, he's gone.
05:23Why don't we call the police?
05:26Dylan.
05:29The last time cops were mentioned, Ray tried to kill you.
05:32Yeah, and he'll kill you if he catches you.
05:34I know how to be careful.
05:35Yeah, and so do I, by not doing it.
05:38Look, I won't bear free to, alright, but I need you alive.
05:42So please don't.
05:45Okay, fine, I won't, but I still need to go up there cos I told Ray that I'd help him back up.
05:50Will I see you later?
05:52Yeah.
05:53You'll get a midnight kiss, I promise.
05:55Right, here's to a new year of wedding mayhem and swollen ankles.
06:03And also, here's to piles.
06:05Oh, great, to weddings and piles.
06:07Oh, weddings and piles.
06:08Weddings and piles.
06:13Oh.
06:15Ooh, that tastes like carbonated dogweed.
06:19Yes, I was alcohol free, did I not mention?
06:21No, you did not.
06:22And just because you're up the duff doesn't mean we have to suffer.
06:25Except you might need a clear head.
06:27I need a teeny favour.
06:29To give our Sarah and your Jacob the best day ever.
06:33Okay.
06:34How much do you want?
06:35It's not money she's after.
06:36Basically, bell rang, alright?
06:37There's some legal shenanigans, which means Sarah and Jacob cannot get hitched without giving notice.
06:4329 days.
06:44We're pros now, aren't we?
06:45Yeah.
06:46And the wedding's due to our work?
06:48To our work.
06:49Yes.
06:50Why are we whispering?
06:51Because Jacob and Sarah don't know you dimwit.
06:54So, what do you want me to do?
06:57Slip one of your council cronies a bob or two to sign the papers.
07:01And then wangle as a registrar who doesn't mind working on a year's day.
07:04Oh, yes.
07:05Anything else?
07:07Like resurrecting Elvis Presley?
07:10Well, I might need a small peanut.
07:14If I'm gonna be stuck yo in.
07:16Right.
07:17I love it, Presley.
07:19Babe, I just need to pop out, get some party poppers.
07:27Erm, you see to Kerry, yeah?
07:32What are you up to?
07:35Nothing.
07:35I, er, I'm just bored.
07:37I thought I'd come see if you needed a hand with anything.
07:39Oh, it's funny you should say that.
07:42Get in.
07:44I've got something for you.
07:58It's a late Christmas present.
07:59Hey, steady, it got messy last time you did that.
08:10Why do you still have that?
08:11Erm, it's insurance.
08:13Just, funny enough, April, there was a time when I didn't trust you.
08:17There's nothing like a murder weapon to ease the paranoia.
08:20I don't want it.
08:22What, not even the sheets and towels from the clean-up?
08:25No, not any of it.
08:26Well, neither do I.
08:28So I figured we could bury it in 2025 and never mention it again.
08:34And then we can toddle off, make a fresh start.
08:38Agreed?
08:40I guess.
08:43Good.
08:44Well, lucky I've got a spade in the back, innit?
08:51Round two?
08:53Er, I think it's round 52 by now.
08:55Look, Mrs Gobby got way too gobby for her own good the other day.
09:00Me?
09:02No, Vanessa, me.
09:04This is me apologising.
09:06Oh, well, tar for flagging that up.
09:08Bye then.
09:09The test results are back.
09:12Bad.
09:13No good.
09:14There's no dodgy rogue genetics going on.
09:17Yay!
09:18Yay!
09:20And you were right.
09:21I had my big, fat, irrational head on.
09:24I'm sorry.
09:25I just wanted peace of mind.
09:27And now you've got it.
09:28Came up smelling of roses yet again.
09:31Excuse me, I thought you'd just want to know the baby was okay.
09:34I do.
09:35For Sarah.
09:36This result doesn't change the lies you're telling about Carrie and her kid.
09:40And before you start, again, I didn't send that stupid note.
09:45Obviously someone else knows your sordid little secret.
09:48Have you heard yourself?
09:49So sanctimonious.
09:51You make Claudette look rock and roll.
09:53I won't apologise for having morals.
09:55No, not when it suits.
09:57Well, how about you stop nebbing into my life and get one of your own?
10:01Because sad, bitter, lonely old woman, not strong luck for you, Vanessa.
10:19Surely it's deep enough by now.
10:40What, you want so much mud to dig it up?
10:43What is this?
11:08I'm sorry, April, but it's over.
11:28I'm sorry, April, but it is over.
11:33I'm sorry, April.
11:37Look at you.
12:11So that's for me? You're going to put me in there, are you?
12:14Mum, it's tired of you, you know, poking around, always asking questions.
12:19I don't know what you mean.
12:21You can't come away with us. You know too much. We need to set up clean.
12:26You can't...
12:27You're like a bad hangover. Always ready to run your mouth.
12:31No, no, because if you go away, I promise that I will never say a word again.
12:36That's not how Mum wants it.
12:38Look, if I disappear, then the first thing that Dan and Marona will do is go to the police and then that'll be worse for you.
12:44Yeah, but you've run away before. You've just done it again.
12:48They'll never buy it.
12:49April, this was always a possibility.
12:53No. No, you can't. Please.
12:56No, no, no. Don't start crying. No, stop bawling. Shut up!
12:58You OK, hon?
13:14It didn't detonate, did it?
13:16Oh, really?
13:18You know what that is, don't you?
13:20That bomb not going off.
13:23That's a sign.
13:24You know why?
13:25Because me and you, well, our futures are intertwined.
13:31Well, because first I kill Robert and then I kill you.
13:35Well, you say that, boy.
13:37Death.
13:39Messy, innit?
13:39Right, just be brutally honest with me, just for a minute.
13:49What is it that you actually want?
13:51Aaron, obviously.
13:52Ding, ding.
13:53Correct answer.
13:54Now, going by that logic,
13:57do you really think that killing Robert is the sort of thing that's going to make Aaron think,
14:01oh, actually, do you know what?
14:03I am banging into this guy after all.
14:04I can work on that.
14:05No, you really can't.
14:06I mean, it's obvious, innit?
14:14I run off with Robert, you run off with Aaron,
14:18we both get what we want,
14:20everybody lives happily ever after,
14:22and nobody has to die.
14:25Simple.
14:26Yeah.
14:27It is, innit?
14:29I mean, I admit it.
14:31You were kind of like Nate, character, wasn't it?
14:35Really a bit of you, wasn't it?
14:36I mean, imagine...
14:39Imagine having two more corpses on your hands.
14:45I'm not sure you'd ever sleep again at night.
14:51Aw.
14:52I didn't know Van Gogh was invited.
14:55Oh.
14:56Happy New Year!
14:59We did say do it in the cheap.
15:04Great.
15:04What about the wedding ballads?
15:05Have we checked them,
15:05or does it say congratulations on your bedding?
15:08Ha ha ha!
15:10So, Pollard,
15:11please tell me my blood pressure is not soaring for nothing.
15:15Uh,
15:16alas,
15:16I
15:17fail to be as
15:20useless as Mac.
15:21Ha ha!
15:22papers
15:22forged,
15:23registrar
15:24booked.
15:25Oh, come here,
15:26you crafty old dog.
15:27Ha ha ha!
15:28Oh, snogging fellas already.
15:30Not even midnight yet.
15:32Large Merlot, please.
15:33We are, uh,
15:34just warming up for
15:35Sarah and Jacob's
15:36big I-do's
15:38tomorrow.
15:38But, shh,
15:42cos it's a secret.
15:44Oh,
15:44charity loves those.
15:46Don't,
15:47Tracy.
15:48No,
15:48come together.
15:50Can you just try and stop me?
15:57Oh!
15:57Oh!
16:02Oh!
16:02No!
16:20No!
16:22No, no, no, don't do this.
16:23Not for her.
16:25I have to.
16:27If Celia wants this,
16:28then where is she?
16:29Why is she making you do it?
16:31It's the way it is.
16:33She made you hurt, Dylan.
16:35I know you didn't want to.
16:38You're glad you didn't die.
16:39You would have hated
16:40yourself for it.
16:41And you know
16:42that Celia is wrong,
16:43but you're trapped
16:44and you can't get out.
16:45You need to be
16:47quiet.
16:48If Celia really loved you,
16:50then she wouldn't ask you
16:50to do the things
16:51that she does.
16:53No,
16:53no mum would.
16:55Not real mum.
16:56Stop
16:57talking.
16:58But you're not like her,
16:59you're not.
16:59I just,
17:01I want my dad,
17:02please.
17:02I need my dad,
17:03please.
17:03Shut it!
17:04Yeah!
17:04Yeah!
17:18You have to get him abroad.
17:23Out of the country.
17:25Easy peasy.
17:26I've got a mate with a lot
17:26when you owe us me a favour.
17:28Next.
17:29Aaron.
17:30You cannot see him
17:31ever again.
17:33Not even a Christmas card.
17:36Robert's working in the farm.
17:37Top barn.
17:38Yeah.
17:39Excellent.
17:42Do you know where
17:43Aaron is?
17:44Always.
17:48Bang in.
17:49So that is me and Robert
17:51off to the Costa del Sol
17:52ordering a full English breakfast
17:54off all those little plastic menus
17:55with the photos of the food on it.
17:58Call your mate.
18:00Yeah?
18:00Get Robert.
18:01Now.
18:02Oh, mate.
18:16I am an absolute weapons-grade
18:18raging psychopath,
18:19but I'm not stupid.
18:22What, me and you?
18:24Teaming up for you to get Aaron back?
18:26You absolute
18:28utter freak!
18:33Aaron is laughing at you
18:35as so am I!
18:41Adios, amigo.
18:47It's getting late.
18:47Where are you?
18:48Give us a call, yeah?
18:50Er, Marlon,
18:51have you seen April?
18:53No, she'd have.
18:54Er, I think she's shopping
18:55there's something about
18:56a new jet, sweetie.
18:57Oh.
18:58You, er, you two got party plans?
19:00What, limping about
19:01to do a leap?
19:02You know, swing by hours.
19:04We can all say
19:04bog off
19:05to the world's worst year.
19:08Right, yeah, maybe
19:08I'll see what April's up for.
19:13I'm just going to drink.
19:14I'm just coming to drink.
19:15It's me and me.
19:16It's fine.
19:17It's cheating!
19:20We'll go for it, man.
19:21Cheers.
19:24Do you think that's it, though?
19:51Do you think he's gone for good?
19:53Crazy as he is,
19:54he's not daft.
19:56Police are on his tail.
19:57He's, he's legged it.
19:58He's gone.
19:59Okay.
20:00Well, then I'll power us another.
20:02No, come on.
20:03Hey.
20:04Let's go set these up.
20:05Wait, wait.
20:06Actually, just, erm...
20:08Come here.
20:10So impatient.
20:12I've been waiting years for this.
20:13Happy New Year.
20:17Happy New Year.
20:22Tell me what's going on.
20:23Shut up.
20:24I'm thinking.
20:28Run.
20:32Didn't you hear me?
20:34Oh.
20:35The ball's in your court.
20:54What?
20:55What about Celia?
20:57I don't know.
20:58Well, she won't let this drop.
21:01I know.
21:02She'll kill us.
21:04So run.
21:05What?
21:06Where?
21:06Anywhere.
21:08Stay away.
21:09I can't do this.
21:13Not anymore.
21:14I want out.
21:15I want a, I want a different life.
21:17Yeah.
21:19Listen.
21:20I will deal with Celia.
21:22You disappear.
21:23If you come back alive,
21:25she won't stop until all your family are dead.
21:29So go.
21:31Go!
21:31Go!
21:31Go!
21:56Go!
21:57Go!
21:57Go!
21:58Go!
21:59Go!
22:00Go!
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