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00:00:00There she is.
00:00:02It's over there.
00:00:04Who is it?
00:00:06What are you going to do?
00:00:08You have to choose someone.
00:00:10You have to choose someone?
00:00:12Wait, it's me.
00:00:14Where is your man?
00:00:16You have to choose someone.
00:00:18What are you going to do?
00:00:20Is he going to choose someone?
00:00:22Why is he choosing someone?
00:00:24Wait.
00:00:26Where are you?
00:00:28小的们 集合了
00:00:31我又睡个觉 这给我穿哪儿来了 这是
00:00:37都给咱家听好了
00:00:45进了这前清宫啊
00:00:48这可是你们最后一次抬头做人的机会了
00:00:52以后一定要低头走路
00:00:55低头干活
00:00:57就连睡觉都得给我趴着睡 听明白了吗
00:01:02听明白了
00:01:03莫去 我这是穿成哪个朝代了
00:01:07害她娘不是浑船 怎么一点记忆也没有了吗
00:01:11还给我穿成了一个太家 难道真给我演了
00:01:14陈总管 诶 陈在 都准备好了吗
00:01:19都准备好了 这是新进宫的一批 您随便跳
00:01:23挑人干啥呀 长得还挺难看啊
00:01:26我去 被发现了
00:01:27我去 被发现了
00:01:28这个
00:01:36这个
00:01:37黄胜挑人 指定没啥好事
00:01:44这个
00:01:48还有这个
00:02:00还有这个
00:02:08还有这个
00:02:10这也没选择吗
00:02:11你们三个还不赶紧去
00:02:12快点 一定伺候好皇上
00:02:18我去 还用花瓣洗脏 这皇上是个娘炮吧
00:02:36谁在说话
00:02:38皇上 没人在说话
00:02:41可能是那几个小太监正在被洗刀水
00:02:44好了 让他们出去吧
00:02:46你们几个出去吧
00:02:49这就
00:02:50这就
00:03:19Hey, brother, how old are you going to do this?
00:03:27I'm 15 years old.
00:03:28I don't know how to travel.
00:03:30But if you don't have to go to the hospital,
00:03:32it's worth it.
00:03:34Listen to me,
00:03:36the hospital has 3,000 people.
00:03:39Who is this?
00:03:49The hospital has 3,000 people.
00:03:55The hospital has 3,000 people.
00:03:57You're not a hospital,
00:03:59there's no room to talk.
00:04:01You don't have to be on the hospital,
00:04:03but what happened?
00:04:05The hospital has gone.
00:04:07The hospital has been 6,000 people.
00:04:09It's the hospital.
00:04:11It's the hospital.
00:04:13Who is this?
00:04:14Oh my god, there is no one.
00:04:20The sound is not true.
00:04:22Let's go.
00:04:23Yes.
00:04:29The sound is not true.
00:04:31Let's go.
00:04:32Let's go.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:47Let's go.
00:04:48Let's go.
00:04:50I don't know.
00:04:51This sound is true.
00:04:52Wonder?
00:04:53Why did I hear her?
00:04:55The sound of her lips won't see me.
00:04:57No.
00:04:58Please let her know that I'm a real guy.
00:05:04It's over.
00:05:05The sound is over.
00:05:07I'll put her up her coat.
00:05:09Let's go.
00:05:11Let's go.
00:05:12Oh
00:05:42皇上
00:05:43你叫我把褲子穿上吧
00:05:44我不是故意假冒太阳啊
00:05:46我都不知道咋来的
00:05:48我要知道咋来的我就咋回去了
00:05:50我醒了就给我带这儿来了
00:05:52皇上
00:05:54啊
00:06:07说
00:06:08谁派你来的
00:06:10相国
00:06:12东王
00:06:13还是西王
00:06:15南王北王我也不认识
00:06:17不是真的
00:06:20听我说
00:06:22皇上
00:06:24皇上
00:06:26我不是那个什么东南西北中拍了的
00:06:29我就不是你们这个世界的人呢皇上
00:06:32哎妈
00:06:33我刚要跟你说我是怎么来的
00:06:36我自己的说过名我都不知道我怎么来
00:06:38我咋回皇上
00:06:40哈哈哈哈
00:06:41这个打走行为皇上
00:06:43默然
00:06:48听我说啊皇上
00:06:49我
00:06:50从小脑子去灵
00:06:52我会的东西也多
00:06:54哈
00:06:55你要是放了我皇上
00:06:57我保你稳固江山
00:07:00你若真能体现你自己的价值
00:07:03嗯
00:07:04朕道真可网开一面饶你一死
00:07:07皇上
00:07:09你想要什么价值
00:07:11你若真能体现你自己的价值
00:07:17朕道真可以网开一面饶你不死
00:07:22皇上
00:07:23你想要什么价值
00:07:25会作诗吗
00:07:26会作诗吗
00:07:30会啊
00:07:31嗯
00:07:32会
00:07:34半课中
00:07:35作首情诗给他
00:07:37那都用不着半课中
00:07:38张口就来
00:07:40曾经三海难为水
00:07:42除去乌山不是云
00:07:44取刺花丛揽回故
00:07:46半渊修道
00:07:47半渊君
00:07:48皇上
00:07:49快吗
00:07:50好诗
00:07:52好诗
00:07:53好诗啊
00:07:54起来吧
00:07:55谢皇上
00:07:56陛下
00:07:57不好了
00:07:58相国带着大金国的公主和使者
00:08:01要来正午间谈和陛下
00:08:03太好说了
00:08:04你要是再不能解决燕门关的问题
00:08:06他就会
00:08:07大说无法
00:08:08他就会把您这个皇帝给换了
00:08:11要不是这个相国三番五次拖欠粮草
00:08:14我北疆战士
00:08:15也不会一气千里
00:08:16如今给金国引路
00:08:17巴扯是金国的奸细
00:08:19陛下
00:08:20让我去杀了他
00:08:21先向全亲朝野
00:08:23杀了他
00:08:24只会朝野动态
00:08:26这皇帝
00:08:28刚刚对我要不要没的
00:08:30还以为他有多厉害
00:08:32这一提到相国
00:08:33吓得跟小鸡仔一样
00:08:34怪不得他还用花瓣洗澡
00:08:36一点也不像个男人
00:08:38软蛋
00:08:39羊筷
00:08:40闭嘴
00:08:42闭嘴
00:08:43我说话了吗
00:08:45大前皇帝登基以来
00:08:46文不能兴邦
00:08:47武不能卫
00:08:48空有山河万里
00:08:49放肆
00:08:50我大前洋洋大国
00:08:51抵御身厚
00:08:52岂容你这个金国公主
00:08:53肆意抵毁
00:08:54没错
00:08:55我朝陛下
00:08:56随刚刚登基
00:08:57但他年少有为
00:08:58心怀壮志
00:08:59心怀壮志
00:09:00心怀壮志
00:09:01心怀壮志
00:09:02我看是缩头乌龟
00:09:03大难
00:09:04我家父王慈悲
00:09:05不忍百姓再受战火之苦
00:09:07这才派我今日
00:09:08带大金文臣武将
00:09:10设下这三道关卡
00:09:12以文才武艺
00:09:13决定
00:09:14决定
00:09:15决定
00:09:16决定
00:09:17决定
00:09:18决定
00:09:19决定
00:09:20决定
00:09:21决定
00:09:22决定
00:09:23决定
00:09:25决定
00:09:26决定
00:09:27决定
00:09:28决定
00:09:29燕门关
00:09:30归属
00:09:31为何到现在
00:09:32还不见你大前国皇帝
00:09:34出现迎战
00:09:36太后
00:09:37这大前皇帝还不来
00:09:39我们就当是认输了
00:09:42太后
00:09:44自陛下登基以来
00:09:46一直未有自私
00:09:47与金国交战
00:09:48连战两败
00:09:49我大前
00:09:50苦不堪言
00:09:52为江山设计
00:09:53臣都呢
00:09:55恳请飞帝
00:09:57皇上
00:09:58为何还不来
00:09:59这般毫无担当
00:10:02哀家不如废人的这皇帝
00:10:04另立邪能
00:10:06皇上驾到
00:10:18大前国应战
00:10:19大前国应战
00:10:20大前国应战
00:10:23大前国应战
00:10:30皇上
00:10:31你总算来了
00:10:32祈禀皇上
00:10:33I'm going to ask you,皇上.
00:10:35You must have set three three points.
00:10:39I know.
00:10:41What is the first one?
00:10:43The first one is the first one.
00:10:45The two are written in the same sentence.
00:10:47The last two are in the same sentence.
00:10:49The last two are in the same sentence.
00:10:51The last two are in the same sentence.
00:10:53The last two are in the same sentence.
00:10:55Let's go.
00:11:03The last two are in the same sentence.
00:11:06Your mob can read out.
00:11:07Let me be...
00:11:19You can see that.
00:11:23It's coming to me.
00:11:33王大人绝时冤火,不如请你来辨认一下
00:11:40这对老夫来说太简单了
00:11:44太
00:11:45我太老了,我这老花眼实在是看不清啊,我这
00:11:52都说大前魂采风了
00:11:57我看狗屁都不是
00:12:00连个生辟字都认不出来
00:12:04既然无人上前辨认,那我宣布,第一关,我们金国
00:12:09且慢,陛下可识得这金国文字
00:12:13小星子,你懂得多,你去识别一下
00:12:18小星子,你懂得多,你去识别一下
00:12:26我别,皇上,我跟你说白国字,其实我也不认识
00:12:33我去,这么把你变成真的太简
00:12:37别啊,我去
00:12:40我去
00:12:48这金国公主长得也还行啊
00:12:52看我做什么,让你看字
00:12:55这是你们大金国的字啊
00:13:02真令世人耻笑
00:13:04大前竟然派一个小太监来给见识
00:13:07这太监怎么了
00:13:08太监不是人啊
00:13:10我怀疑缺着晚上找你脑袋里
00:13:13我刷一根金
00:13:16你
00:13:17赶紧编字
00:13:20你这违规,你大金国的文字
00:13:23你大金国认识得多啊
00:13:25那我拿我大前国的文字
00:13:27让你大金国认,你能认出来几个
00:13:29都认完了
00:13:31我再给你写一个
00:13:34嗯,好了
00:13:53词乃何字
00:13:54你不认识啊
00:13:55这是单词
00:13:56你爸爸
00:13:58不可能
00:14:00我爸爸没这么简单
00:14:02快告诉我这是什么字
00:14:04我瞎编的
00:14:05我瞎编的
00:14:06胡闹
00:14:07那你怎么证明你的字不是瞎编呢
00:14:09我们的都是有点记的
00:14:10你瞎写算什么本事
00:14:12你瞎写算什么本事
00:14:13你说有点记就有点记
00:14:14那我还说我这
00:14:15行了
00:14:17小星子说的有道理
00:14:19这一局取消
00:14:21不能算
00:14:22好
00:14:23也罢
00:14:24那就第二局
00:14:25比诗词
00:14:26有请我们金国诗仙
00:14:29没有诗仙
00:14:33在下诗仙吕白
00:14:35请赐教
00:14:36请赐教
00:14:41在下诗仙吕白
00:14:43请赐教
00:14:45请赐教
00:14:49吕大师
00:14:50您先来
00:14:51Come here
00:14:58Where the earth is the sky
00:15:00The sky is radiant
00:15:03A thousand years of death
00:15:06And the daylight is also removed
00:15:10Which of us will face
00:15:12While in the world is not over
00:15:16How are we?
00:15:17How are we?
00:15:18How are we?
00:15:19How are we?
00:15:20I've been thinking about it for a few months.
00:15:23How can he just say it?
00:15:25Let's have a drink.
00:15:27Oh
00:15:42The next day, I will be in the morning
00:15:48Oh
00:15:49Oh, I will be singing the song
00:15:52The flower of the water is three thousand inches
00:15:54顾及邦伦送我,请
00:15:57试啊,好试啊
00:16:01底哥小太监
00:16:01怎么每回我刚开个头你就往下接
00:16:04这诗的精妙全在首剧
00:16:06开天定调
00:16:07你还有没有个规矩
00:16:09那,那这次我先来
00:16:12罢了
00:16:13白天我不再撞了
00:16:15当晚上月亮出来了
00:16:17我再跟你别
00:16:18床前明月光
00:16:20一是地上霜
00:16:22举头望明月
00:16:24低头撕故乡
00:16:27低头撕故乡
00:16:36哎呦
00:16:40吕大师
00:16:41注意身体啊
00:16:43你要是这么喜欢月亮
00:16:45我再送你一首散文诗
00:16:46我在仰望
00:16:48月亮之上
00:16:51有多少梦想
00:16:54在自由的飞翔
00:16:57飞翔
00:16:59呦
00:17:01呦
00:17:03闪开
00:17:05昨天遗忘
00:17:06风干了忧伤
00:17:09我和你重逢在苍茫的路上
00:17:13我和你重逢在苍茫的路上
00:17:15生命已被牵走
00:17:16快送我去庐山瀑布
00:17:18我要去找找灵感
00:17:20回来再斩
00:17:22呦
00:17:23庐山瀑布
00:17:25庐山瀑布
00:17:26不用去
00:17:27这首诗
00:17:29是这么写的
00:17:30日照香炉生子烟
00:17:32摇看瀑布挂前川
00:17:34飞流直下三千尺
00:17:36一时银河落九天
00:17:38飞流直下三千尺
00:17:39飞流直下三千尺
00:17:40飞流直下三千尺
00:17:41飞流直下三千尺
00:17:42飞流直下三千尺
00:17:43飞流直下三千尺
00:17:44飞流直下三千尺
00:17:45飞流直下三千尺
00:17:46飞流直下三千尺
00:17:47飞流直下三千尺
00:17:48飞流直下三千尺
00:17:49飞流直下三千尺
00:17:50飞流直下三千尺
00:17:51飞流直下三千尺
00:17:52飞流直下三千尺
00:17:53飞流直下三千尺
00:17:54飞流直下三千尺
00:17:55飞流直下三千尺
00:17:56How are you?
00:18:20How are you?
00:18:22Let's go.
00:18:52陛下,太监是内官,让他比显得我大前无人了
00:18:56大前男人都死光了嘛
00:18:59就你话多,胡得拉擦的你
00:19:02小太监惊人自荐,像是有备而来
00:19:07我倒要看看他会什么乐器
00:19:22小太监惊人自荐,小太监惊人自荐
00:19:38怎么,法力耗尽了
00:19:41糟糕了,手机没电了
00:19:43大前的音率再好,连一首完整的歌曲都未能够玩
00:19:47算不得赢
00:19:48第二局,我们大金胜,陛下,可有意见
00:19:52第二局,算你们大金胜
00:19:56大前五文弄末,不知,这拳脚功夫到底如何
00:20:01最后一局,我们定胜负
00:20:03若我大金还是输
00:20:05我大金铁骑,将永不进犯大前
00:20:09敢不敢硬下这战书
00:20:11好,战
00:20:13我大金第一勇士,秦寿生
00:20:17出战
00:20:18这位是我大强国的苏将军
00:20:28打遍天下无敌手,所想骗你
00:20:31这位便是我们大金的第一勇士,秦寿生
00:20:35他的虎豹林荫权,称霸大漠
00:20:38大前,可有能敌之人
00:20:41大前五价,不过是草扎的人偶
00:20:54随便碰一下,就散架了,可还有人敢来应战啊
00:20:59传令下去,今日能战胜大金城,赏金万里
00:21:03陛下,末将申请出战
00:21:10让威尘的枪来汇汇这个大漠狂徒
00:21:13打钱就这实力,还敢给我大惊扛行
00:21:27陛下
00:21:28赐教,莫然
00:21:35赐教,莫然
00:22:05赐教,莫然
00:22:07没事吧
00:22:08没事吧
00:22:09莫然呢,上哪儿呢
00:22:11我看看
00:22:12陈十二岁是云马贼
00:22:16十八岁单条江南武梦
00:22:18哈边山河从未败款
00:22:21陛下,臣请再战
00:22:25莫然
00:22:26皇上,奴才申请出战
00:22:28皇上,奴才申请出战
00:22:30皇上,奴才申请出战
00:22:35皇上,奴才申请出战
00:22:38皇上,您近够远
00:22:41奴才要是赢了
00:22:42赏,黄金万两
00:22:45赏
00:22:46奴才,还想要
00:22:49还想要什么
00:22:51成家,去亲,莫然姑娘就挺好
00:22:58诶
00:23:00啊
00:23:01啊
00:23:02啊
00:23:34I'm the king of Lausanne,
00:23:35let's go ahead.
00:23:37Look at this cashier,
00:23:39because they're a bad guy,
00:23:40and they put a chicken in their food.
00:23:43You're going to beat me up.
00:23:44You're going to beat me up.
00:23:45I'm going to kill you.
00:23:46You're going to beat me up?
00:23:49If I win you,
00:23:51I'll let you in.
00:23:52You're going to beat me up?
00:23:54You're going to beat me up.
00:23:55Let's do it.
00:23:56I'm not going to beat you up.
00:23:58I just go to this.
00:23:59I'm going to beat you up.
00:24:00I'm going to see you canto them.
00:24:01The little wolf is not the end of the day.
00:24:04Today, let's try to find out the great of my lightning lightning.
00:24:09Die!
00:24:15Die!
00:24:31I'm going to go.
00:25:01You say to go to go.
00:25:03Today, you must leave something.
00:25:07Okay.
00:25:09Since we are in the world,
00:25:11the queen will remain in the middle of the queen.
00:25:14What are you talking about?
00:25:17What are you talking about?
00:25:19Let's look at the word.
00:25:22The queen, I'm not saying you.
00:25:25If you are staying in the middle of the queen,
00:25:27you will be able to take your兵.
00:25:29The queen will be more trauma.
00:25:31The queen will leave something for her.
00:25:33The queen will leave something.
00:25:35Your queen, hold on my way.
00:25:37The queen will leave something.
00:25:39The queen, hold on my way.
00:25:41The queen will leave something.
00:25:43It's alright to come to my queen.
00:25:46I'm sending her out some faces.
00:25:48I've got it for her.
00:25:50Yes, I brought her back to my queen.
00:25:54Your king will leave something.
00:25:56The king will be an arable.
00:25:58You're the best to do.
00:26:00I'm sure it's the best.
00:26:02If you want to make a big deal,
00:26:05you'll always open the door to the real king.
00:26:09Let's go.
00:26:13I'm sorry.
00:26:15I'll come back to you soon.
00:26:17You'll have to be with me.
00:26:19I...
00:26:21You've got to be with me.
00:26:23You've got to be with me.
00:26:25I want you to give it to me.
00:26:27I just want to give it to you.
00:26:30The queen is going to give me this.
00:26:32It's telling me that I was thinking of.
00:26:34I'm still looking at the place like this.
00:26:36But it's a shame that I wasn't aware that I was able to give it to me.
00:26:39My dear friend,
00:26:40今日之事 朕答应你 五百万两 去内务府里赏罢
00:26:46谢皇上 皇上 您答应我呢 默养姑娘呢
00:26:53放心 朕进口预言 答应你 绝不会失言 今晚你等着就是
00:27:10谢皇上
00:27:11多亏我的快递车 一起传过来
00:27:20我从未如此爱我的职业
00:27:22喂
00:27:36喂
00:27:40来了
00:27:43登匪 登区 来了 来 来 来 来 来 来
00:27:44No, no, no, no, no.
00:28:15皇上对你另有安排.
00:28:16今天晚上一切听我的,听懂了吗?
00:28:40皇后娘娘,陛下吩咐,
00:28:43让小星子来伺候娘娘。
00:28:50皇后娘娘,陛下吩咐,
00:28:53让小星子来伺候娘娘。
00:28:56他要见伺候本宫若身,陛下呢?
00:28:59陛下今晚正午繁忙,就不过来。
00:29:02他又不来,他说好今天来找我,我要去找他。
00:29:06皇后娘娘,陛下说,今晚他不见您。
00:29:09若是娘娘硬闯惹诺了陛下,恐怕后果不堪设想。
00:29:14皇上不是说安排咱俩吗?
00:29:18奴才小星子给皇后娘娘请安。
00:29:21喂,都给我滚!
00:29:22默然,要不我先回去吧?
00:29:28这咋伺候我?
00:29:30好生伺候娘娘,否则,人头落地。
00:29:35别走,别走,我不怎么伺候。
00:29:39贫了。
00:29:42皇后娘娘,奴才理性,
00:29:45做点什么,才能让皇后娘娘消消气呢?
00:29:52本宫想怀疑。
00:29:57娘娘当真?
00:29:58当真。
00:30:00不过跟你说也没有用。
00:30:02那奴才有一事,不知当问不当问。
00:30:06问。
00:30:11我叫你问,你就问。
00:30:12那皇后娘娘,您要怀的不是皇上的龙子,您介意吗?
00:30:21不介意,大不了一死白了。
00:30:24是个痛苦。
00:30:26这娘娘活得跟守寡一样,也挺不容易的。
00:30:30算了,今晚我就帮帮她了。
00:30:34皇后娘娘,您要想讨陛下欢心,
00:30:38得用一点小小技巧。
00:30:40奴才这儿有药。
00:30:44药?
00:30:47这药给皇上吃了,保证宠庆皇后娘娘。
00:30:55当真。
00:30:56当真。
00:30:59本来今晚我想自己用的。
00:31:01你用?
00:31:03你用得着吗?
00:31:04用得着。
00:31:04那是不可能的。
00:31:08小星子是吧?
00:31:10嗯。
00:31:11视若成功,重重有赏。
00:31:16跟我来。
00:31:17皇上知道我是假太监,还让我半夜伺候娘娘。
00:31:22这是个什么活儿?
00:31:23默然,李星的身份背景查得怎么样了。
00:31:32启禀陛下,小星子的身份确实如他所说,身家清白,只是不知道为何没有受到攻击。
00:31:40陛下,皇后娘娘求见。
00:31:43不见。
00:31:43您给陛下送去。
00:31:45我不去,还得是您去。
00:31:47陛下,她也在门外。
00:31:50让他们进来吧。
00:31:50臣妾参见陛下。
00:31:57起来吧。
00:32:01太妃竟有如此手艺。
00:32:04这些都是臣妾应该做的。
00:32:07陛下尝尝。
00:32:09小星子伺候的可还周到。
00:32:12周到,特别周到。
00:32:14多谢陛下赏赐。
00:32:18吃了这牛肉丸。
00:32:20我既能完成皇上交代的任务,又能得到娘娘的赏试。
00:32:26一箭双雕,不错。
00:32:31爱妃真是有心了。
00:32:38小星子。
00:32:40啊?
00:32:40你出来。
00:32:41皇上,小星子先告退了。
00:32:53皇后,朕也是为了大前国身不由己。
00:32:57今晚,可就莫怪朕对你下手了。
00:33:00мо創着。
00:33:03scree Natasha
00:33:07icherung
00:33:08朕捿
00:33:09改恍跟隆悦推了。
00:33:10谁在想笑什么事。
00:33:11你走吧。
00:33:12刚从此,
00:33:14回来。
00:33:14我,
00:33:14我ゆ尊雕。
00:33:15你ե种镜糖,
00:33:17酒。
00:33:17伴隆溜計 Mistress
00:33:18谁啊?
00:33:18干什么玩意儿。
00:33:19我。
00:33:20I'm sorry.
00:33:22I'm sorry.
00:33:24I'm sorry.
00:33:26How did you get on my side?
00:33:28I'm sorry.
00:33:30I'm sorry.
00:33:32I don't mind.
00:33:34Let's go.
00:33:36I'm sorry.
00:33:38I'm sorry.
00:33:40I'm sorry.
00:33:42How was it?
00:33:44I'll give him a hand.
00:33:46He's going to give me a lot.
00:33:48I don't know.
00:33:50I remember I and Mora.
00:33:52Who wants me?
00:33:54Who wants me?
00:33:56Who wants me to sleep?
00:33:58I don't care.
00:34:00You're too bad.
00:34:02Let's go.
00:34:04Let's go.
00:34:06Let's go.
00:34:08Let's go.
00:34:10Let's go.
00:34:12Let's go.
00:34:14Let's go.
00:34:18Let's go.
00:34:20Let's go.
00:34:22Let's go.
00:34:24Let's go.
00:34:26No, thanks for that.
00:34:56He doesn't like a girl.
00:34:57He doesn't like a baby.
00:34:59Or, he doesn't like a girl.
00:35:01He doesn't like a girl.
00:35:04Lord, you're a lord.
00:35:05You're a lord.
00:35:07You're a lord.
00:35:09You're a lord.
00:35:11Lord, if you're a lord.
00:35:14You're a lord.
00:35:17How can you call your lord?
00:35:20Lord, I want you to let him.
00:35:24Let him take a seat.
00:35:25死罪可免 活罪难逃 但是 如果你能让皇后一个月有喜 朕可不有追究
00:35:35疯了吧 我睡了他女人 还不在意 还让我喜当爹 皇上 您说这事 奴才不敢
00:35:48不敢 那朕现在就把你给杀了
00:35:51奴才 这是拿的什么剧本 打也打不过 跑也跑不了 谁要逼着我帮你一会儿还孩子
00:36:00不管了 来上活接上活吧
00:36:04奴才领职 皇上 奴才能问一下 这是
00:36:12不能 这件事保密 否则 知道了 皇上 人头落地
00:36:19默然 在 送小星子 回锦人宫
00:36:24是
00:36:25小星子
00:36:34小星子
00:36:40黑鲜
00:36:43小星子
00:36:45黑鲜
00:36:45黑鲜
00:36:52Oh, my God.
00:36:55You're welcome.
00:36:57You're welcome.
00:37:01I don't think the Lord had to be the best.
00:37:05You're welcome.
00:37:07You're welcome.
00:37:09You're welcome, you're your host!
00:37:11I'm a woman.
00:37:13You're the lady.
00:37:15You're the lady.
00:37:17You're welcome to the Lord.
00:37:19You're welcome.
00:37:20You're welcome.
00:37:22You're a real man.
00:37:23I'm a real man.
00:37:24You're a real man.
00:37:26I'm a real man.
00:37:27You're a real man.
00:37:28Let me give you a little girl to you.
00:37:31No!
00:37:32You're a man.
00:37:34You're a man.
00:37:37How would you say that?
00:37:39That's why the king knew it was that he was going to die.
00:37:44My father.
00:37:45That's why it's a man.
00:37:46He's a man.
00:37:49The king knew that you were born.
00:37:52We can't die.
00:37:53What?
00:37:53If I'm pregnant, I can't die.
00:37:55Why?
00:37:56I'm saying...
00:37:59We can't be in love with you.
00:38:01It's not like that.
00:38:03If...
00:38:04If there's someone who knows the Lord,
00:38:07then we'll die.
00:38:10Look at that.
00:38:11And...
00:38:13the Lord never let me in love with you.
00:38:18You don't want to go.
00:38:22The Lord never let me in love with you.
00:38:25What kind of thing?
00:38:28Let me go to the Lord.
00:38:29Once.
00:38:30Maybe once.
00:38:32If I'm pregnant, I'm going to die.
00:38:34I'm going to die for her.
00:38:38I'm telling you,
00:38:39why don't you go to the Lord?
00:38:41I'm the Queen.
00:38:43Why don't you go to the Lord?
00:38:44This is for us to keep it safe.
00:38:46I don't want to use the Lord.
00:38:47I don't want to use the Lord.
00:38:49This...
00:38:52This...
00:38:53This is because the Lord is in the temple.
00:38:56You're so sad.
00:38:58You're so sad.
00:38:59If you know the Lord is in the temple,
00:39:02you don't want to be in love with you.
00:39:04Okay?
00:39:07I'll do it once again.
00:39:08Really?
00:39:09Really?
00:39:10That's right.
00:39:11I'll wait for you to have a good news.
00:39:12The Lord,
00:39:13the Lord,
00:39:14you want to go to the Hough花园 to find out?
00:39:17The Lord, you know?
00:39:18Mr.
00:39:46進宮多日未曾得到皇上的臨性,哀家還以為你不行。
00:39:54既然皇上昨日證明了你自己,這位秦兒是東王府的侍女。
00:40:01東王今天特意帶進宮來,琴棋書畫樣樣精通。
00:40:08我看這身材啊,一定好生養,不如皇上帶進宮去,與皇后一同服侍你怎樣啊。
00:40:17我去,這東王分明是送了個臥底來探一探皇上的底氣啊。
00:40:23琴兒見過皇上。
00:40:26多謝母后好愛。
00:40:28不過沐琴兒臣,有皇后一人贼命。
00:40:33臣妾一定努力,早日帶下皇嗣。
00:40:40只有皇后一人怎麼行。
00:40:43皇嗣關乎國本,重中之重。
00:40:47多一個人,多一分可能。
00:40:50太后說得對,人多力量大。
00:40:53皇上,您就聽太后的,讓琴兒,皇后,一起伺候皇上。
00:40:59皇后你,意下如何?
00:41:02臣妾。
00:41:03臣妾。
00:41:04皇叔。
00:41:05母后,你們就不必負心了。
00:41:08兒臣定要皇后,盡快游喜。
00:41:16秋天熱了,吃點冰塊,降降薯。
00:41:19小星子。
00:41:20炸。
00:41:21我和愛妃最近感情甚好。
00:41:27這冰塊,可還爽口。
00:41:32好癢法。
00:41:34最近,流泥死期,很多老百姓連飯都吃不上。
00:41:40沒想到皇上還能攝吃到有冰塊降薇。
00:41:44這每年儲存冰塊,國庫可得花費不少銀兩。
00:41:48是啊,國家危難之時,皇帝應該帶頭節約才是。
00:41:55我靠,這用的冰不會是從冬天保存下來的吧?
00:41:59兒臣以後,會注意的。
00:42:02冰塊而已,分分鐘就做出來了。
00:42:05他們不是不會吧?
00:42:07太落後了。
00:42:08哎,夏天來了,在這皇宮裡賣點冰塊有沒有搞到?
00:42:12不過,這只是小小冰塊而已。
00:42:16母后不必擔心。
00:42:18這冰塊不會是負擔。
00:42:20反而會成為大錢國人人養家糊口的行當。
00:42:24皇上,您說這話,可是要負擔責任。
00:42:28可是要負擔責任的呀。
00:42:30每年內務府,為了儲存冰塊,開支甚多。
00:42:34您所說的養家糊口的行當,不會是指養活那幾個保管冰塊的人吧。
00:42:41小星子。
00:42:42皇上。
00:42:43讓東王開開眼。
00:42:44你是如何製冰的?
00:42:50皇上說笑了。
00:42:51小人才出學錢,怎麼會製冰塊呢?
00:42:54呵呵呵,他一個小太監。
00:42:57大家庭能製出兵來。
00:42:59我看他需要製冰吧。
00:43:01呵呵呵。
00:43:02皇上啊,這種玩笑可開不得。
00:43:06一群想不老,看你們沒見過世面的樣子。
00:43:09有機會也該學我,去大學當個保安啊。
00:43:13沒事多去蹭幾堂化學課就全會了。
00:43:18那如果能製出來,那該如何呢?
00:43:21如果他現在能製出兵來,那我為贈災捐助白爺一百萬兩。
00:43:27好。
00:43:29可是如果製不出來,皇上該如何?
00:43:33那陳北興建的一條街歸你了。
00:43:36呃,陳,先謝過陛下賞賜了。
00:43:39小星子,說是製不出來,你就去內務府領五十大班吧。
00:43:46皇上,奴才一定給您製這麼大的兵。
00:43:51皇上,奴才一定給您製這麼大的兵。
00:43:54皇上,奴才一定給您製這麼大的兵。
00:43:58默然,陳在。
00:44:00配合小星子,他要的東西準備齊全。
00:44:02她要的東西準備齊全。
00:44:04是。
00:44:08來了。
00:44:09一點消食就想製兵。
00:44:12開什麼玩笑。
00:44:13接下來就是見證奇蹟的時刻。
00:44:21太后可還滿意。
00:44:25明天,朕就要見到一百萬兩。
00:44:28這不是兵啊,這能是兵啊。
00:44:31嗯,不是兵。
00:44:36那您再吃一塊。
00:44:38吃多少塊,他也不是兵。
00:44:40那我再給您做兩塊啊。
00:44:42嗯,嗯。
00:44:45行了行了行了,這些兵,你要是能全吃了。
00:44:49我再追加捐款,白銀三百萬兩。
00:44:53這可是您說的。
00:44:55可是,您要是吃不了,我先前大安的一百萬兩就算了。
00:44:59但皇上您給我那條街還得屬於我。
00:45:04小星子。
00:45:05皇上。
00:45:06朕,可就答應了。
00:45:09朕,可就答應了。
00:45:12朕,可就答應了。
00:45:15答應呗。
00:45:16做美食嗎?
00:45:18做美食嗎?
00:45:21有什麼不可以的?
00:45:23還做美食呢?
00:45:24剛才這東西差點沒被我牙凍掉了。
00:45:27哼。
00:45:28奴才請皇上。
00:45:33皇后娘娘。
00:45:35太后,一起享用這道美食。
00:45:39冰沙水果。
00:45:40冰沙水果。
00:45:50嗯,真好吃。
00:45:53其他人也別愣著啦。
00:45:55都一起動手嘗嘗。
00:45:56臣妾最近月食來呢。
00:45:58想用不了這種美味。
00:46:00陛下,您也嚐嚐,特別好吃。
00:46:03朕最近身體不適,就不吃了。
00:46:06我沒聽錯吧。
00:46:08她一老爺們有什麼身體不適的?
00:46:11太后。
00:46:13衛臣,這身體有些不適。
00:46:17先行告退了。
00:46:19等一下,太后作證。
00:46:22皇叔剛剛說的,一共要捐給國庫四百萬。
00:46:26可還算數。
00:46:28皇叔,絕對不是言而無信之人。
00:46:32爸,明天本王就把全部身價捐給國庫。
00:46:36那多謝皇叔。
00:46:37皇叔不去方便了嗎?
00:46:40不去了。
00:46:42皇叔不去方便了嗎?
00:46:44皇叔不去了。
00:46:45皇叔不去方便了嗎?
00:46:46皇叔不去了。
00:46:48嗯,小星子。
00:46:53哎,王爺。
00:46:55這製冰和製冰沙的方法,你可賣給我。
00:46:58王爺,不賣。
00:47:01這都是皇上專屬的。
00:47:05皇上啊,你這身邊的小星子,果然厲害。
00:47:11那還有什麼本事和寶貝,都亮出來,讓太后開開眼啊。
00:47:17母后,這也是他刀骨出來的。
00:47:24叫什麼?
00:47:26香水。
00:47:27香水。
00:47:28香水?
00:47:30特別好玩,您聞聞。
00:47:32啊,是好玩。
00:47:34啊,是好玩。
00:47:39小星子,這香水也是你造的?
00:47:43是。
00:47:44嘿嘿嘿,來來來。
00:47:47銀子歸你,配方歸我。
00:47:51這點銀子,您看看開衣吧。
00:47:53他們有配方。
00:47:55他們有藥方。
00:47:57一個狗奴才,不賣配方,還侮辱本王。
00:48:02不是。
00:48:03王爺,這香水,我可以送太后一瓶。
00:48:08她是女性專屬的,除非您。
00:48:11除非您。
00:48:12除非什麼?
00:48:13除非您有糊臭。
00:48:14混賬。
00:48:15來人,把這狗奴才拿下。
00:48:18我看誰敢。
00:48:20我看誰敢。
00:48:24我看誰敢。
00:48:27放肆。
00:48:29你們還把我這太后放眼裡嗎?
00:48:31太后。
00:48:34皇上。
00:48:35老臣之罪。
00:48:36我去啊,東王和太后眼神不一般啊。
00:48:40他倆不是有一腿吧?
00:48:43小星子看人還挺準的呀。
00:48:46好了。
00:48:48都回去休息去吧。
00:48:51皇上。
00:48:54臣之罪。
00:48:55皇叔。
00:48:56是何罪啊?
00:48:58臣。
00:48:59忘了。
00:49:00大鬥還要看出人。
00:49:02嘿嘿。
00:49:03你個老燈。
00:49:07居然冒。
00:49:08你給我等著。
00:49:09叫我幹啥呀?
00:49:13叫我幹啥呀?
00:49:15我這個月為什麼沒來?
00:49:17恐怕真有了。
00:49:18真的假的?
00:49:19我能騙你嗎?
00:49:20我平時很準實的。
00:49:22這個月沒來,是不是真的有了?
00:49:24想不到。
00:49:26我還挺勇猛。
00:49:28嘿嘿。
00:49:29星星,你必須讓我留宿前清光。
00:49:31沒有辦,咋了我們脫不了了。
00:49:33再脫穿吧,我們兩個都得死。
00:49:35我記得,就在上個月也是這個時候。
00:49:38皇上說他身體不舒服,就沒吃冰塊。
00:49:41就沒吃冰塊。
00:49:42有意思。
00:49:43幹什麼呢?
00:49:44想辦法呀。
00:49:45啊。
00:49:46啊。
00:49:49這事你交給我,媳婦兒。
00:49:51我給你辦。
00:49:52媳婦兒?
00:49:56媳婦兒?
00:50:01陛下,好些了嗎?
00:50:03皇上,小星子求見。
00:50:10你不好好伺候皇后,來找朕做什麼?
00:50:14皇上,奴才研究了一些新物件,想給墨染和宮女們試試。
00:50:21這是何物?
00:50:26這東西看似平平無奇,實則暗藏玄機。
00:50:36女孩在那特殊的日子裡,總是默默忍受諸多不便。
00:50:40這個叫潔白小天使。
00:50:43可以把那些麻煩事通通帶走。
00:50:46女孩清清爽爽一整天。
00:50:49小星子,還有事嗎?
00:50:55沒事兒。
00:50:57沒事兒。
00:50:58沒事兒,下去吧。
00:50:59皇上,小星子先告退了。
00:51:02嗯。
00:51:10莫然。
00:51:13這小星子,是又研發出來了什麼新鮮東西。
00:51:18看上去方方正正的。
00:51:21莫不是個方金。
00:51:24此物十分柔軟且精緻。
00:51:26想必絕非凡品。
00:51:28嗯。
00:51:29陛下,我找人去試試。
00:51:31等一下。
00:51:33發生那麼多事。
00:51:35小星子,不像是個可疑之人。
00:51:38拿來朕試試。
00:51:39拿來朕試試。
00:52:06拿來朕試試。
00:52:07绝对吃着个大瓜 难怪让我去洗荡殿 皇上是个女的 小样 跟我俩可是装女帝呢
00:52:23小星子 好大的胆子 皇上
00:52:30说 你是怎么把朕装进这个鬼东西里的 皇上 这叫手机 惊喜吧 奴才还有个惊喜 什么惊喜 皇后娘娘怀孕了 好好好 甚好 确实 我甚好
00:52:59此胜非彼胜 是 反正没走你胜 你别说 知道她是女的 反而越看越好看了 身材也不错 挺好 我就不拆穿你 我看你能装多久
00:53:29我 赛
00:53:31既然你知道我的身份 可知道 我为何让你去伺候皇后 并让她怀孕
00:53:41知道 因为 皇后 是相国的女儿 皇后要是怀孕了 相国就会 会全力地支持皇上 皇上的势力就变大了 倒是有几分聪明 所以你不用担心 至少你现在对我还有几分用处 至少你现在对我还有几分用处 有个鸟用 我还不担心 至少你现在对我还有几分用处 我还不担心 至少你现在对我还有几分用处 有个鸟用我还不担心 我还不担心的 benefit
00:53:47皇后是相国的女儿
00:53:52皇后要是怀孕了
00:53:54相国就会
00:53:55会全力地支持皇上
00:53:58皇上的势力就变大了
00:54:01倒是有几分聪明
00:54:04所以你不用担心
00:54:06至少你现在对我还有几分用处
00:54:09有个鸟用
00:54:10我要不拿下你 你肯定心魔上
00:54:13他好像没有皇后丰满
00:54:16不过也有一种骨感没
00:54:19收起你那不该有的心思
00:54:21好好为我办事
00:54:23兴许还有一线生机
00:54:26如果我要出了事
00:54:29你死都不知道怎么死的
00:54:33滚
00:54:35这
00:54:46我回来了
00:54:50怎么样了
00:54:53我们的事情
00:54:56皇上这几天不舒服
00:54:58不舒服
00:54:59他怎么了
00:54:59他大姨来了
00:55:01他大姨来了
00:55:02他大姨不早死了吗
00:55:04此大姨非彼大姨
00:55:06别瞎操心了
00:55:09过两天再说吧
00:55:10什么叫过两天再说呀
00:55:11能不能把我出了米子卖呀
00:55:17揉揉
00:55:19娘娘
00:55:20准备我要的东西
00:55:22是
00:55:30臣妾参见陛下
00:55:32起来吧
00:55:37陛下忙了一天累坏了吧
00:55:39这是妾身为您亲自烧制的菜
00:55:41您尝尝
00:55:42我不愣
00:55:43臣妾看陛下
00:55:45今儿一直忙于公务
00:55:47亲自去擅访时做菜
00:55:49您却不吃
00:55:53朕实在没胃口
00:55:55陛下与臣妾成亲多年
00:56:01却从来都没有理性与臣妾
00:56:04陛下
00:56:06您怕不是
00:56:08要废了我这皇后啊
00:56:11咱这菜就不吃了
00:56:14喝个酒吧
00:56:16看来把菜做活还是有用的
00:56:20陛下
00:56:22陛下
00:56:27陛下
00:56:31陛下
00:56:33陛下
00:57:05What are you going to do?
00:57:19Go to the bathroom.
00:57:21Go to the bathroom?
00:57:24Go to the bathroom.
00:57:26Go to the bathroom.
00:57:28Go to the bathroom.
00:57:30There are so many problems.
00:57:33What are you doing?
00:57:35The bathroom.
00:57:37The bathroom.
00:57:38The bathroom.
00:57:39The bathroom.
00:57:40The bathroom.
00:57:41The bathroom.
00:57:43You don't have to sleep at all.
00:57:46I'll tell you.
00:57:47You can't tell others.
00:57:48That's it.
00:57:50The bathroom.
00:57:51The bathroom.
00:57:52Let me take the bathroom.
00:57:54I'm going to take the bathroom.
00:57:56That's it.
00:57:58The bathroom.
00:58:00The bathroom.
00:58:01Are you still drinking?
00:58:03I'm going to take the bathroom.
00:58:05Come on.
00:58:06Come on.
00:58:07Come on.
00:58:08Come on.
00:58:09Father, the bathroom is finally waiting for you.
00:58:13You're breathing.
00:58:25You're still breathing.
00:58:27You're soaking up.
00:58:28Your skin is frozen.
00:58:30Your skin is twenty filledly filled with barriers
00:58:42Oh
00:59:12皇上
00:59:12我
00:59:13我去
00:59:17皇上 皇上
00:59:18皇上
00:59:21皇上是你的
00:59:22我知道
00:59:23你知道 你不告诉我
00:59:25不 这个慢慢跟你说
00:59:27我现在怀疑了 皇上这个女的我怀疑了
00:59:29不过他知道了 我们到底死
00:59:31小心了
00:59:34你
00:59:35也来了
00:59:36完了
00:59:37给朕倒酒
00:59:39我们在一起啊
00:59:41我给你
00:59:46快 打把手啊
00:59:48你怎么打皇上呢
00:59:53我不是故意的 我顺手就
00:59:55怎么办
00:59:56真怎么办啊
00:59:58皇上不敢把咱俩怎么样
01:00:00皇上是女人这个事
01:00:02不只瞒着咱俩
01:00:03大秦国上下他都瞒着
01:00:05一旦传出去他连皇帝都做不了
01:00:07别怕 别怕 别怕
01:00:09嘘嘘
01:00:10来来来来
01:00:13喝口酒鸭一敬
01:00:15我也来口
01:00:19酒味挺臭啊
01:00:23算了喝光伞
01:00:25你不说我也知道
01:00:26你忙 别忘了
01:00:29这酒加量大嘛
01:00:30我爪了
01:00:32没给菜里云点啊
01:00:33我爪了
01:00:34我爪了
01:00:35我爪了
01:00:36没给菜里云点啊
01:00:37今天这个的
01:00:47我爪了
01:00:48我爪了
01:00:49我爪了
01:00:50我爪了
01:00:51你 Gefühl
01:00:52你 effectively
01:00:53我爪了
01:00:54你去了
01:00:55你具何人
01:00:56我爪了
01:00:57我爪了
01:00:58你这是我爪了
01:00:59你不是说你
01:01:00I am gonna die!
01:01:01The Queen of the Lord is known.
01:01:04You know?
01:01:05You know?
01:01:09That's you.
01:01:10I'm not gonna die.
01:01:11Not because of you, you know I didn't want to die.
01:01:13The Queen of the Lord wants you to put your blood on your heart.
01:01:15We all were drinking wine and drinking wine.
01:01:17We were just sleeping.
01:01:18Well, if you all know,
01:01:21I just want to kill people.
01:01:23The Queen of the Lord is dead.
01:01:25The Queen of the Lord is dead.
01:01:27You are always here.
01:01:29You don't have to ask me, don't ask me.
01:01:31I'm also going to ask you this question.
01:01:33Please, my lord,
01:01:35he is still holding on the door.
01:01:37Why don't you stop this happening?
01:01:39I have a罪.
01:01:41My lord is here tonight,
01:01:43so I'm going to be holding on the door.
01:01:45If you don't know the fifth person,
01:01:47you won't know anyone.
01:01:51I'll kill him.
01:01:53I'll kill him.
01:01:59If you want to live,
01:02:01you can.
01:02:03I'll give you a reason.
01:02:05Tell me.
01:02:07What? Tell me?
01:02:09I haven't told you yet.
01:02:11Are you talking about it?
01:02:15I'm just trying to answer you.
01:02:17I'll give you a reason.
01:02:19I'll kill you.
01:02:21I'll kill you.
01:02:23Lord, my lord,
01:02:25my lord is in the middle of the world.
01:02:27OK.
01:02:29There's no end.
01:02:31If you don't kill me,
01:02:33you'll get to the Lord.
01:02:35You're not really alive anymore.
01:02:37You're right,
01:02:38I'll kill him.
01:02:40You're right,
01:02:41you're right.
01:02:42I'm not sure!
01:02:43My lord,
01:02:44I have no obedience.
01:02:46But it's not that the holy lord will be married.
01:02:48I'm afraid,
01:02:49my lord will be married.
01:02:51You'll be right inside.
01:02:53But the Lord is a Silverwoman,
01:02:55The king is not a lord.
01:02:56But the king is a lord.
01:02:58If he doesn't have a king,
01:03:00he will be the king to be the king.
01:03:03The king is a lord.
01:03:05The king is the king.
01:03:06The king is the king.
01:03:07The king is the king.
01:03:08It is not a lord.
01:03:09But king,
01:03:10Look at the king's love.
01:03:12He will let us.
01:03:14The king is the king.
01:03:16The king is the king.
01:03:17Yes, sir.
01:03:18I thought I could kill you.
01:03:22But remember.
01:03:23Remember that your fate will be held in my hands.
01:03:29If you have a disaster for a few days...
01:03:33The奴才, you must die in the front of the皇上.
01:03:41This...
01:03:43You don't want to be able to隱瞞.
01:03:46It's just that when you were born before,
01:03:48there was no woman in the first place.
01:03:51The time he's realized that the circumstances and that I had for them from before,
01:03:54for the sake of the time,
01:03:58I was to take all the good of him.
01:04:02He became a secret to be a secret.
01:04:04An baptist.
01:04:06If you take care of him, you will be able to help him.
01:04:10Father,
01:04:11as we three children are all stirred up a tree.
01:04:16Father, please,
01:04:18I will be in and to the king.
01:04:21同床共枕
01:04:22啊不是
01:04:23童舟共济
01:04:27咱们三个一起共渡良宵
01:04:32共渎难关皇上
01:04:37眼下确实有个难关
01:04:40天关水灾 国库空虚
01:04:44你们俩要是能发挥才能 帮朕解决问题
01:04:48就是帮朕渡过难关
01:04:50。
01:04:52。
01:04:53。
01:05:00大庆?
01:05:02。
01:05:03。
01:05:06。
01:05:08。
01:05:09。
01:05:10。
01:05:11。
01:05:16。
01:05:18但是蛙梅怎么都要一年半载 灾情可等不及啊
01:05:23皇上 咱大钱国谁最有钱 而且这钱来的不清不楚
01:05:33东王
01:05:35臣有一计 皇上
01:05:40咱们这样
01:05:45媳妇醒了 你在干嘛呢 做香水啊 让我闻的 让我闻的
01:05:54好香啊 你怎么什么都会啊 想当年我在大学当保安的时候 什么课我都蹭 什么化学啊 物理啊 四大发明我都会 哎呀 那知识都学杂了
01:06:11给我磨点呗
01:06:14先干正事
01:06:23先干正事
01:06:27先干正事
01:06:39那本宫今天便放过你 哎 你说你要帮皇上搞钱 怎么搞呀 我能参加吗
01:06:52你怀孕了 在家待着吧
01:07:05香水了 香水了 香水了 香水了 一滴勾魂躲破 两滴永不分离 是居家旅行男女调琴的普二选哪
01:07:18新哥哥 咱们这么好 你不怕出问题啊 怕 怕 你收不过来钱 我来这个 来来来 能有
01:07:33都有 都有 都有 都有 这个我都要 我都要了 别强 哎呀 来来来 来
01:07:46这个小太监
01:07:55不把香水的配方卖给本王 还在宫里卖得到处都是 简直找死
01:08:01王爷误扰 平儿愿为王爷 肖全骂之狼
01:08:09平儿 臭骂 本王就放心多了
01:08:13不过那小子鬼妻多端
01:08:16对他 一定要快准恨
01:08:19而且他背后还有皇上撑腰
01:08:21这事儿 千万不能出现任何闪失
01:08:25王爷 您就放心吧
01:08:29小太监 我让你怎么吃的 怎么给我吐出来
01:08:34好痛啊 那位公公 能过来帮帮忙吗
01:08:50是他叫我吗
01:08:52他想撩一个太监 我有这么大魅力吗
01:08:57不管了 先陪他玩玩
01:09:02来了来了
01:09:04哎呦 哎呦 姑娘
01:09:06哎呦 姑娘
01:09:08你刚才叫我
01:09:10哥哥哪里住啊
01:09:12平儿不方便
01:09:14能不能去你那里上点药
01:09:16哎呦 哥哥
01:09:18我那里
01:09:19哎呦 哥哥
01:09:21人家好疼啊
01:09:23行 走吧
01:09:25行 走吧
01:09:27好了
01:09:29你先回去吧
01:09:30我还有事儿要忙
01:09:33今天的事情真是谢谢哥哥了
01:09:35你忙什么呀
01:09:36我还有事儿要忙
01:09:37今天的事情真是谢谢哥哥了
01:09:39你忙什么呀
01:09:40妹妹可以帮忙吗
01:09:42不行
01:09:44你看到这些香水了吗
01:09:46一会儿我得调
01:09:47我都是秘法
01:09:49平儿绝对守口如瓶
01:09:50那也不行
01:09:52哎呦 我的好哥哥
01:09:55你就教教人家嘛
01:09:57这个香水啊
01:09:59到底是用什么做的呀
01:10:01嗯
01:10:02行吧
01:10:03那你坐着听好了
01:10:04香水啊
01:10:07有这么几个配方调成的
01:10:10精油
01:10:12胭脂红
01:10:15薰衣草
01:10:18茉莉花
01:10:22哎
01:10:24我的秘方啊
01:10:26平常从来不跟谁说
01:10:28要不是看你跟我有缘呢
01:10:30我都不能告诉你
01:10:31这香水啊
01:10:33一个人一个条法
01:10:35你回去可
01:10:36我们还没交完呢
01:10:45哎 李星
01:10:46她们怎么也有香水
01:10:47不知道
01:10:48我前两天救的这个姑娘
01:10:50就是她
01:10:51她给我香水偷了
01:10:53怎么按照这样啊
01:10:55我真是千算万算
01:10:57没算明白啊
01:10:58小偷
01:11:00哎
01:11:01太过分了
01:11:02签太善
01:11:03哎 柔柔
01:11:04先闻一闻试一试吧
01:11:05没关系
01:11:07你就是套我们配方的人
01:11:08哼
01:11:09你个狗太监
01:11:10居然还真想赚本姑娘便宜
01:11:12哎呀
01:11:13你还想赚人家便宜
01:11:14哎呀
01:11:15你还想赚人家便宜
01:11:16我哪有那功能啊
01:11:17我有心无力啊
01:11:18哎呀 别打了
01:11:19走了走了走了走了
01:11:20那我们生意都被抢了
01:11:21怎么办啊
01:11:22没事
01:11:24噓
01:11:25你过来
01:11:26这配方啊
01:11:27只有长得漂亮的人卖才香
01:11:29你看她丑的
01:11:31香水是臭的
01:11:32哎呀 怎么这么臭
01:11:33臭死了
01:11:34臭死了
01:11:35好臭啊 这香水
01:11:36好臭啊
01:11:37这东王卖假货
01:11:38怎么卖到宫里来了
01:11:39不行
01:11:40不能就这么算呢
01:11:41必须要去找东王讨个说法
01:11:43啊
01:11:44这平人一看就是东王派来寻秘方呢
01:11:48这香水配方我就给他配个鲜香厚臭的配方
01:11:53必须要去找东王讨个说法
01:11:56啊
01:11:57啊
01:11:58对对对
01:11:59啊
01:12:00必须找东王讨个说法
01:12:01啊
01:12:02嗯
01:12:03啊
01:12:04啊
01:12:05这
01:12:06这怎么可能
01:12:07大胆东王 你好大的胆子
01:12:14竟敢让人在宫里贩卖假货
01:12:19陛下息怒
01:12:20这我也不是故意的
01:12:22那关外灾情
01:12:24还急需五百万的人
01:12:27灯王给补上
01:12:29这件事就算了
01:12:32陛下
01:12:33这是陛下
01:12:35跟那个小太监的计谋吗
01:12:37啊
01:12:38啊
01:12:39罢了罢了
01:12:40不就五百万两吗
01:12:42就当我
01:12:43转给国库了
01:12:47哎
01:12:50皇上
01:12:51您看
01:12:52这五百万两银子眼皮都不眨一下
01:12:55这五百万两银子对东王来说
01:12:58真的是毛毛雨
01:12:59先帝都说过
01:13:00东王贪污的金额是庞大的
01:13:04看来朕还是小瞧了
01:13:09先帝离世前
01:13:10就叮嘱我
01:13:12东王势力庞大
01:13:14善于用钱财笼络人心
01:13:17如果能削弱他的钱财
01:13:21东王势力定然就不攻自破
01:13:25你看刚刚他满不在乎的样子
01:13:29想必
01:13:31贪污的金额
01:13:32不少于五百万
01:13:35皇上
01:13:36奴才友谊上上策
01:13:38说来听听
01:13:39穆然
01:13:40皇上
01:13:41咱们
01:13:46是这样
01:13:47皇上
01:13:48一天
01:13:55王爷
01:13:56这是最近拍卖行发来的物品清单
01:14:03这么多宝贝
01:14:04真的吗
01:14:05真的吗
01:14:06我打听过了
01:14:07据说是西域的一个富商
01:14:09家里遭了灾
01:14:10把家里的宝贝全部拿出来卖了
01:14:12好
01:14:13明天带本王去参加这个拍卖会
01:14:15我的好皇帝啊
01:14:19你以为那么轻易就能把本王给炸干了
01:14:22这一个拍卖会
01:14:24本王就能把所有的损失给回来
01:14:27王爷英明
01:14:28回来
01:14:29王爷英明
01:14:35拍卖会谁先走的
01:14:36檀木椅 观腰杯
01:14:39还有西域富商神秘的拍片
01:14:41我听说西域富商家里遭了灾
01:14:45就指这些拍品卖点钱呢
01:14:48送回家就灾呢
01:14:50各位
01:14:51今天我们的拍卖会正式开始
01:14:54来 第一件拍品
01:14:57是 一道上考的琉璃茶具
01:15:05起拍价
01:15:06五百两
01:15:07这五百两这么贵
01:15:09嫌贵
01:15:10你可得从自己找找原因啊
01:15:12凤禄掌没掌
01:15:14有没有好好当差啊
01:15:16一千两
01:15:18一千二百两
01:15:20两千两
01:15:22三千两
01:15:23三千五百两
01:15:24四千两
01:15:26五千两
01:15:27四千两
01:15:35五千两一次
01:15:37五千两两次
01:15:39五千两三次
01:15:40成交啊
01:15:43恭喜 恭喜
01:15:45恭喜恭喜啊
01:15:47恭喜董王
01:15:49这些琉璃蟹是您的了
01:15:54好 接下来我们第二个拍屏
01:16:07来自西域的琉璃瓶
01:16:10西域
01:16:13大家看一看
01:16:16这西域的琉璃瓶是又轻又薄
01:16:22这关键呢
01:16:25还摔不坏呀
01:16:29真不错呀
01:16:30起拍下 五千两
01:16:33五千两啊
01:16:35好嘛 这瓶子那么稀奇
01:16:38难道是天上的宝物
01:16:40我喝了这么一辈子就见过这一个
01:16:43是啊 买不起看看
01:16:47你不知道
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