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Money, Guns, and a Merry Christmas - Full Movie
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00:00:00Stop moving! Hands up!
00:00:20Easy, soldier. You have some coffee? This weather is freezing my balls.
00:00:25This is a restricted military facility.
00:00:27Turn around and walk away, or I'll warm you up by unloading my clip into you.
00:00:32That would be a monumentally stupid thing to do.
00:00:34Let General Allen know that I'm here.
00:00:36Some step aside, soldier.
00:00:38General Allen, huh? Who do you think you are?
00:00:42The damn president?
00:00:45The general doesn't take walk-ins by random man in pritchy shoes.
00:00:49Back the fuck up, or I'll take you down.
00:00:57What the hell are you doing, soldier?
00:01:09Sir, this con man was trying to talk his way into our secure facility.
00:01:15Con man, this is Damian Blaine, CEO of Atlas Defense Group.
00:01:22Our top military contractor.
00:01:24He single-handedly controls the global arms trade.
00:01:28You fucking fool!
00:01:30I'm sorry, sir. I'm a fool, sir.
00:01:32Please, sir, forgive me for my stupidity.
00:01:36At ease, soldier. Step aside!
00:01:48Gentlemen, your arsenal's best intercontinental ballistic missile takes 27 minutes to reach its target across the globe.
00:01:54Giving our enemies 27 minutes to prepare and launch retaliatory strikes.
00:01:59It's a weak spot, but we can't do any better. It's impossible.
00:02:04Impossible isn't in my vocabulary.
00:02:07We can do better.
00:02:09I have.
00:02:11I got it down from 27 minutes to only three.
00:02:17I thought you'd be skeptical.
00:02:19So how about a show and tell?
00:02:21Gentlemen, I present to you the Titan Missile.
00:02:24Now you can strike anywhere in the world in just three minutes.
00:02:29We'll do it again, sir.
00:02:34We'll take all of it.
00:02:39No matter the cost, we'll take it all.
00:02:41I thought you'd say so.
00:02:43Good.
00:02:44Before you leave, the President would like to host you for dinner.
00:02:47Well, I'm honored, but please tell the President I'm unavailable.
00:02:50Tonight, I have other plans.
00:02:52You're standing up, the President.
00:02:54What plans could be more important?
00:02:57Hmm.
00:02:58Well, General, as you can imagine, I sell weapons for a woman.
00:03:02And my father's worried that I'll die single.
00:03:04So tonight, I'm going on a date to find my future wife.
00:03:08When we get married and merge our family companies, your Olsen Group will double its value.
00:03:23And it's a win-win for me.
00:03:26Because I get richer and get to bone a hottie like you anytime I want.
00:03:32Mmm.
00:03:33Yeah.
00:03:34My father is forcing me to find a rich husband, but it won't be an immature frat boy like you trying to leech off my family.
00:03:44Get lost, creeps.
00:03:45Spoiled bitch!
00:03:46Whatever.
00:03:47So, what do you do for a living?
00:03:54Well, uh, I'm...
00:03:56My father's demanding I settle down.
00:03:58But I don't want a wife when he wants me for my money.
00:04:01I'm in sales.
00:04:02What about you, Sarah?
00:04:04Sales?
00:04:05How much do you make?
00:04:07But does that really matter?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10Okay.
00:04:11Um...
00:04:12In a good year, 50 or 60...
00:04:1360 grand!
00:04:14Good lord!
00:04:15You...
00:04:16You can't even get a one-bedroom rental on that.
00:04:20Oh.
00:04:21I cannot believe my daddy set me up with someone so...poor.
00:04:26Why don't we get to know each other a bit before discussing money?
00:04:31Mmm, pass.
00:04:32Money's the only thing that matters.
00:04:34Oh.
00:04:35Oh.
00:04:36What a waste of my time.
00:04:41I passed up dinner with the president for this date.
00:04:44Talk about a waste of time.
00:04:45And I meant 50 or 60 million.
00:04:48Huh.
00:04:54Had a bad date, huh?
00:04:56Tell me about it.
00:04:58I threw a drink in his face.
00:05:01My father is going to be furious and cut me off unless...
00:05:05I was just starting to like your smile.
00:05:09And...
00:05:10He'll cut you off unless...
00:05:12This might sound crazy, but...
00:05:15I would make it worth your while.
00:05:18Would you want to...
00:05:19Get married?
00:05:24Married.
00:05:26You really bring new meaning to moving fast on the first date.
00:05:29Oh?
00:05:30Is this a date?
00:05:31It is a Friday night.
00:05:33It's a really nice place and...
00:05:36You look fantastic.
00:05:39This is the best date I've had in ages.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42Since it's a date, I'll get right to the getting to know me phase.
00:05:46My family's business is struggling.
00:05:48My father, a very traditional man, has got it in his head that the solution to our problems is marrying me off to some rich snob.
00:05:56I'm flattered, but what makes you think I fit the rich man profile?
00:06:02It doesn't matter.
00:06:03I don't care how much you make.
00:06:05I just need to get married to get my parents off my back while I fix our business.
00:06:09Contract marriage.
00:06:11Ah.
00:06:12That could work too.
00:06:14I know it's a crazy thing to ask, but I could pay you $10,000.
00:06:19All you'd have to do is play along and...
00:06:21That won't be necessary.
00:06:23I'd marry you for free.
00:06:28So I suppose my soon-to-be wife should know my name.
00:06:32I'm Damien.
00:06:34Iris Olsen.
00:06:36Pleasure to meet you.
00:06:37Pleasure to meet you.
00:06:38I hope you don't have any Christmas plans.
00:06:40Because as my fiance, I need you to come meet my family.
00:06:45Looking forward to it.
00:06:52Mr. Damien, Merry Christmas.
00:06:54Merry Christmas.
00:06:55These are the Christmas gifts that you got for the Ulfstons.
00:06:57They're worth hundreds of millions, so please let me securely deliver them to them.
00:07:01No need.
00:07:02I deliver them myself.
00:07:04Uh, but this is a company SUV.
00:07:07I'm a little confused.
00:07:08You're the Ulfstons honored guests, and they didn't get you a car?
00:07:12Do they realize who you are?
00:07:13I haven't met the family or told them who I am yet.
00:07:16That's how I want it.
00:07:18I want them to know me for me.
00:07:20Rather than my money.
00:07:21All right.
00:07:22Whatever you say, sir.
00:07:30Yes?
00:07:31And you are?
00:07:33Mom.
00:07:34This is my husband.
00:07:35We were just talking about you.
00:07:36Merry Christmas, ma'am.
00:07:37I'm Damien.
00:07:38I was hoping it was all a bad dream, but you're really here.
00:07:43My daughter really married a poor salesman.
00:07:46Mom.
00:07:47Be respectful.
00:07:48I like him.
00:07:59This is Olsen.
00:08:01You're looking as lovely as ever.
00:08:04Oh, Marcus.
00:08:06What a lovely surprise.
00:08:08I didn't know you'd arrived.
00:08:11Um, what was your name again?
00:08:15Salesman.
00:08:16Oh, Damien.
00:08:17Yes, Damien.
00:08:18You should be honored.
00:08:20This is Marcus Walton.
00:08:22Heir to the Walton Group, and the only man worthy of marrying my daughter.
00:08:27So, you chose to marry this, Iris?
00:08:37How bizarre.
00:08:41Bizarre.
00:08:42Yes.
00:08:44What can I say?
00:08:45My wife, Iris, has good taste.
00:08:48Don't be rude.
00:08:51Do you know who you're talking to?
00:08:54This man, the Walton Group, makes over a million dollars a month.
00:09:00You could probably never earn that much in an entire year.
00:09:04You'd be surprised.
00:09:06I'm sorry, Damien.
00:09:07This isn't...
00:09:08Don't bother, Mrs. Olsen.
00:09:10There's no point in trying to explain anything to someone like him.
00:09:15You're right, Marcus.
00:09:17Let's not waste our thoughts on such negative things.
00:09:19It's Christmas!
00:09:21It's Christmas.
00:09:25I'm sorry.
00:09:27Marcus is the douchebag my parents want me to marry.
00:09:30They only care about being rich, and they hate people who aren't.
00:09:34That's why my mom's being rude to you.
00:09:36They have no idea what being rich means.
00:09:41Damien, are you upset?
00:09:42Please, you're not gonna back out of this, right?
00:09:44Oh, no, no, no.
00:09:45I'm all in.
00:09:47And when I make a promise, I plan to keep it.
00:09:51I never screw you like that.
00:09:53I mean...
00:09:56Unless you consented first.
00:10:00If we get through this day with my family, I'll consent...
00:10:03To anything.
00:10:06And I'll even throw in an extra grand for putting up with my family.
00:10:10Well, I'm looking forward to it.
00:10:13But, Iris, I really don't need your money.
00:10:15I'm good.
00:10:17Iris, did you know Marcus is working on a deal with Harvey Lambert?
00:10:23No, Mom. I didn't.
00:10:25Because I don't even know who Mr. Lambert is.
00:10:28Harvey Lambert?
00:10:29He's only, uh, the second command.
00:10:32The world's largest defense contractor.
00:10:36Atlas.
00:10:38And with Mr. Lambert's support,
00:10:41we're gonna take the Walden Group worldwide.
00:10:45And, uh, quadruple our profits.
00:10:49Oh, you see, Iris, Marcus is very impressive.
00:10:53He's a mover and a shaker.
00:10:55He's the kind of man you should marry.
00:10:59Not this salesman
00:11:01who could probably never get an appointment
00:11:03with someone as powerful as Harvey Lambert.
00:11:06I didn't realize Harvey was such a big deal to people outside the military.
00:11:09Harvey?
00:11:11In this house, we show respect.
00:11:14And you are not on a first-name basis with a man like...
00:11:18Oh, but I am.
00:11:20Harvey's an old friend.
00:11:26An old friend.
00:11:29That's not possible.
00:11:31Marcus, he's just a salesman.
00:11:33He's just making stuff up
00:11:35so he doesn't look bad in front of Iris.
00:11:39On the contrary.
00:11:41I feel bad for you, Iris.
00:11:43Not only is your husband unsuccessful,
00:11:46he's a compulsive liar.
00:11:48Shame.
00:11:49But don't worry, darling.
00:11:50If he's strapped for cash,
00:11:52I can hook him up.
00:11:53I'm fine.
00:11:56Oh, it's Christmas time.
00:11:59I could hook you up with a, uh,
00:12:02big-boy job.
00:12:04You can clean toilets at my company.
00:12:06If you're lucky,
00:12:08he might just catch a glimpse of, uh,
00:12:10your old friend as he's leaving the bathroom.
00:12:14Marcus, stop it.
00:12:15I don't care that Damien is poor.
00:12:18He's much more of a man than you'll ever be.
00:12:21And I won't let you insult him like this.
00:12:25Thanks, babe.
00:12:27But, don't worry.
00:12:29They've got me all wrong.
00:12:31I actually, uh...
00:12:32I, uh...
00:12:38What an coincidence.
00:12:40Uh...
00:12:41Father...
00:12:42is discussing business with Mr. Lambert.
00:12:46What a perfect way to prove that you're a liar.
00:12:49Dad?
00:12:50What?
00:12:52Mr. Lambert wants me to be there in person?
00:12:54I'll leave right away.
00:12:55Mr. Lambert isn't there yet, but, uh,
00:12:58you'd like me to join you.
00:13:01I'll just, uh, confirm with your old friend Harvey
00:13:05that he's never met you before.
00:13:07You little liar.
00:13:09Can't wait.
00:13:11And when you're ready to apologize,
00:13:13you know where to find me.
00:13:16You'll be apologizing to me.
00:13:19All right, well,
00:13:20Mrs. Olson,
00:13:22Iris,
00:13:23I'm afraid I have the jet,
00:13:24but I have, uh,
00:13:26business to conduct.
00:13:27Don't worry, I'll be
00:13:29back with your Christmas gifts.
00:13:36Iris,
00:13:37how could you have been so rude to Marcus?
00:13:40And Damien,
00:13:41you liar.
00:13:43Mom, stop it.
00:13:44We're gonna be late for Christmas at Grandpa's.
00:13:45Let's just go.
00:13:55Merry Christmas, Amanda.
00:13:56Merry Christmas, cousin.
00:13:58I am so glad you did not bring that pathetic,
00:14:01Liz.
00:14:03Merry Christmas.
00:14:09Merry Christmas, family.
00:14:11Who's this, Rando?
00:14:12You must be Tom.
00:14:14Hi, I'm Damien.
00:14:15Iris' husband.
00:14:17So, you're the broke salesman who married Iris
00:14:22without even bothering to meet the family first?
00:14:25Oh, he doesn't care about Iris.
00:14:27He just married her for our money.
00:14:29Listen, guy.
00:14:31We all have a stake in this family business.
00:14:33You can't just waltz in here with Iris
00:14:35and steal it from us.
00:14:37I told you, Iris, darling,
00:14:38bringing this freeloader home was a mistake.
00:14:40Enough.
00:14:42It's Christmas.
00:14:43If you all can't be decent,
00:14:45my husband and I are gonna have to leave.
00:14:47Iris, don't be like that.
00:14:49We're just joking.
00:14:50You're the guest of honor tonight.
00:14:52You can't leave.
00:14:53Come on, come here.
00:15:01I'm sorry, Damien.
00:15:03My family's business is in trouble
00:15:05and they were counting on Marcus to save us
00:15:07by marrying me off to him first.
00:15:08It's nothing personal.
00:15:10They just see you as standing in front of their money.
00:15:13It's amusing, actually.
00:15:14They're so against me,
00:15:15but they don't know anything about me.
00:15:17I know everything I need to know about you.
00:15:22Unlike the men they want me to be with,
00:15:25you're a good guy.
00:15:26You're doing great.
00:15:27This is the best few grand I've ever spent.
00:15:29Well, I'm just keeping my promise.
00:15:31And I really don't need your money.
00:15:34I'm having a really good time with you.
00:15:36You're special.
00:15:38And I feel bad.
00:15:40In a rush to get married,
00:15:42we never consummated our relationship.
00:15:45But maybe later tonight we can...
00:15:48Monty Iris!
00:15:51Uh, who's that?
00:15:52Hi, Leslie.
00:15:54This is my new husband, Damien.
00:15:56Damien, this is my niece, Leslie.
00:15:57Merry Christmas, Uncle Damien.
00:15:59Merry Christmas, Uncle Damien.
00:16:01Merry Christmas, kiddo.
00:16:03I didn't know you had a niece.
00:16:04I wouldn't have brought her a gift.
00:16:06Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
00:16:07Whoa.
00:16:08Uncle Damien, my money home's empty.
00:16:10Can you give me some money to fill it up for Christmas?
00:16:12Oh, honey!
00:16:14You're asking the wrong man.
00:16:15He's just a broke, small town loser.
00:16:18He doesn't have any cash for you.
00:16:20Do you, Damien?
00:16:21Leslie, Damien can't afford it.
00:16:23Daddy, what's a broke loser?
00:16:24Oh, it's just someone who's stupid and lazy and doesn't have enough to eat.
00:16:37Sounds sad, right?
00:16:39Oh, no, I'm really sorry, Uncle Damien.
00:16:41I shouldn't have asked.
00:16:43Tom, Leslie, your dad is joking.
00:16:46But maybe instead of something that costs money, Uncle Damien could take you somewhere.
00:16:50Now, Leslie, I'd love to fill your money gun.
00:16:52But I don't have any cash on me.
00:16:55But if you take this to the bank, they'll fill it up for you.
00:16:58Oh, Damien.
00:17:00You know the bank won't bother cashing a check that's worth less than the paper that it's printed on.
00:17:0650 grand.
00:17:09$50,000?
00:17:11Where'd you get this kind of money?
00:17:13I can't be right, unless...
00:17:16Damien, I don't know where you're from, but in the real world, writing a bad check is a crime.
00:17:21I knew it.
00:17:22He doesn't have this kind of money.
00:17:24He's just trying to show off.
00:17:26This check is worthless.
00:17:28It's not, Leslie.
00:17:30Cash the check.
00:17:34This idiot's clothes don't even have a brand.
00:17:37If you're gonna pretend to be rich, try investing in some nicer clothes instead of these cheap knockoffs.
00:17:41Cheap?
00:17:42This is custom made, thank you.
00:17:44Damien, you are an embarrassment to this family.
00:17:48Lying to a child to protect your poor ego.
00:17:51How awful.
00:17:53You know, I was curious why your family's business was failing.
00:17:57But now I see why.
00:17:59You guys all jump to conclusions and you can't see the truth when it's right in front of your face.
00:18:04You think I'm some poor loser?
00:18:06Prove it.
00:18:08Cash the check.
00:18:09Take it to the bank.
00:18:11And when you're ready to apologize, my wife and I will be here waiting.
00:18:14And when the check bounces?
00:18:15It won't.
00:18:19This is a family Christmas.
00:18:21And I'm done wasting my time on this loser.
00:18:24Agreed.
00:18:25Tom, help me with this.
00:18:27I'm gonna need a drink.
00:18:35Who brought these Christmas gifts?
00:18:37They're from Damien.
00:18:38It's just a few gifts I got for the family.
00:18:40We can open them up during dinner.
00:18:41I really don't want to upset Dad during dinner,
00:18:43so I better check them out to make sure they're not too cheap or offensive.
00:18:47Hey, tough guy.
00:18:48What, are you embarrassed about your Christmas gifts?
00:18:51What is this fuss about, huh?
00:18:54Grandpa.
00:18:56This is my husband Damien.
00:18:58The one I told you about.
00:19:00Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:19:01Good, good.
00:19:03Not too tall, but handsome.
00:19:05You two make a lovely couple.
00:19:08Hey, Dad, what are you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
00:19:10I couldn't wait to see my precious granddaughter.
00:19:14Is that a problem?
00:19:19Grandpa, everyone, dinner's ready.
00:19:40Can I help you, little girl?
00:19:45I'm here to get some cash from my uncle.
00:19:49My dad said it's fake, but my uncle Damien said it's real,
00:19:53and he's a nice guy.
00:19:55Can you help me cash it?
00:19:57$50,000?
00:19:59I think your uncle's playing a trick on you.
00:20:04I'm sorry.
00:20:06I didn't know.
00:20:07It's authentic.
00:20:08I'll get your cash now.
00:20:13Iris, where can I find a chair?
00:20:16Oh, you want a seat at our table when nobody wants you here?
00:20:20He's Iris' husband.
00:20:22Why, don't you?
00:20:24Grandpa, we didn't even know Iris was married.
00:20:26It was random.
00:20:28Aren't you a little concerned that he could be coming for our family's wealth?
00:20:31Damien isn't like that.
00:20:32Iris, we're just looking out for you, okay?
00:20:34I mean, seriously, a guy like this, marrying the CEO of the Olsen Group?
00:20:39If he's not after our money, why else would he be here?
00:20:44That's enough.
00:20:46It's Christmas dinner.
00:20:48Everyone, be respectful.
00:20:50Damien, I got you a present.
00:20:52I think someone confused me for the dog.
00:21:05Good one, sis.
00:21:09Iris, your husband's just been bagging like a pathetic dog for our family fortune.
00:21:14We're gonna treat him like one.
00:21:16Amanda, is this some kind of a joke?
00:21:18Actually, I'm not hungry, anyway.
00:21:19Oh, you won't eat the food we give you.
00:21:22You ungrateful little gold digger.
00:21:25I'm confused.
00:21:27Okay, Grandpa, let me explain to you what everyone's thinking here.
00:21:31Damien doesn't deserve Iris.
00:21:33Not even a little.
00:21:35He tried to scam my daughter with a fake check.
00:21:37He's a terrible role model and a liar!
00:21:38Merry Christmas!
00:21:40The check was real, Dad!
00:21:41Leslie, where did you get all this?
00:21:56It's real.
00:21:58I took Uncle Damien's check to the bank and they cashed it!
00:22:00Thank you, Uncle Damien.
00:22:02Leslie, go back to the kids' table.
00:22:04I'm rich.
00:22:06The check was legit.
00:22:08That was 50 grand.
00:22:09That's more than Damien makes in a whole year.
00:22:11How'd you come up with this kind of cash?
00:22:12Damien, what's going on?
00:22:14Did we just assume he was poor?
00:22:15You did.
00:22:17But, you know what they say about assumptions, they make an ass out of you and me.
00:22:27This cannot be real.
00:22:29Oh God, please tell me you didn't drain your measly life savings to impress us.
00:22:34Of course that's what he did.
00:22:36What a fragile ego.
00:22:37Draining your entire life savings just to impress a child?
00:22:40Ridiculous.
00:22:41It's shameful.
00:22:43Take it.
00:22:44You obviously needed more than many of us.
00:22:48Iris, I can't believe you married such a pathetic man.
00:22:52It's sad.
00:22:53Damien, you don't have to do this.
00:22:55It's not worth going broke to impress me or my family.
00:22:59Iris, I'm not broke.
00:23:01And I don't need your money.
00:23:03And this is nothing compared to the gifts that I bought for your family.
00:23:08You'll see.
00:23:09I'm sorry, gifts?
00:23:12Gifts.
00:23:14Huh.
00:23:15Let's see them.
00:23:17Oh, come on Dad.
00:23:19He's just a poor salesman.
00:23:21I'm sure they're just trash.
00:23:23You want to see real Christmas gifts?
00:23:25Let's open Amanda's.
00:23:27She's a top executive that's consulted with Harvey Lambert's defense company.
00:23:32She's rich.
00:23:33She's rich.
00:23:36And she gives good gifts.
00:23:37Hey, what about me?
00:23:38I've done deals with Mr. Lambert.
00:23:40I should get the credit.
00:23:42I've been keeping this family afloat.
00:23:44If it wasn't for me, Iris would have banked her up this company years ago.
00:23:47Excuse me?
00:23:48The company was already in rough shape when I took over.
00:23:52If anything, I was the one who turned it around.
00:23:55The company is still failing.
00:23:58Iris, we can't just sit by and watch you run the Olsen Company into bankruptcy.
00:24:03And what exactly do you want me to do?
00:24:06Divorce this loser and marry Marcus.
00:24:08He has the funds we need.
00:24:10Marcus is a huge success.
00:24:12Go be with him.
00:24:14Or stick with this deadbeat and you'll be clipping supermarket coupons in no time at all.
00:24:20Is working with Harvey Lambert such a big deal to all of you?
00:24:23A big deal?
00:24:24Harvey Lambert runs a corporation worth billions.
00:24:26Something that you probably can't comprehend.
00:24:30Harvey Lambert's company is a subsidiary to a much larger corporation.
00:24:34I would know.
00:24:36Harvey's an employee.
00:24:39This pathetic guy thinks he knows about business.
00:24:43Harvey Lambert works for no one.
00:24:46No, Iris, your husband is delusional.
00:24:50Damien, if you think you know the first thing about a good CEO like Harvey Lambert,
00:24:54you need to get your head examined.
00:24:57Listen, I don't want to ruin Christmas over a petty fight, so...
00:25:01I'll call Harvey and we'll clear this right up.
00:25:07I told you I'd come back and I come bearing gifts.
00:25:11Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:25:14I'm Marcus, Iris' close friend.
00:25:17Oh, Marcus.
00:25:19I thought you had a meeting with Mr. Lambert, but you have time for us?
00:25:23It went great. We're officially partnering.
00:25:26There's much to do, but I just couldn't keep Iris out of my head.
00:25:30So I had to rush right back here.
00:25:32Marcus, you are so impressive.
00:25:34I wish you were my cousin-in-law instead of this loser.
00:25:37Be patient.
00:25:39That can be arranged.
00:25:41Oh, Marcus.
00:25:43Show the bottom feeder Damien what a real gift looks like.
00:25:46I don't want anything from you.
00:25:57A five-star golf club membership?
00:26:01This must be worth $30,000.
00:26:02Thanks, Marcus.
00:26:04A 49-year-old whiskey? That's 50 grand right there.
00:26:06Iris, check this out.
00:26:08It was worn at last year's Met Gala.
00:26:10Oh, my goodness.
00:26:12It's gotta be worth 100 grand.
00:26:13Mr. Lambert's having a banquet in a few days.
00:26:14I was hoping I would wear it and be my date.
00:26:16Marcus, this is too much.
00:26:18You should return it and ask me to do it.
00:26:19I'm sorry.
00:26:20I'm sorry.
00:26:21I'm sorry.
00:26:22I'm sorry.
00:26:23I'm sorry.
00:26:24I'm sorry.
00:26:25I'm sorry.
00:26:26I'm sorry.
00:26:27I'm sorry.
00:26:28I'm sorry.
00:26:29I'm sorry.
00:26:30I'm sorry.
00:26:31I'm sorry.
00:26:32I'm sorry.
00:26:33I'm sorry.
00:26:34I'm sorry.
00:26:35I'm sorry.
00:26:36I'm sorry.
00:26:37I'm sorry.
00:26:38I'm sorry.
00:26:39I'm sorry.
00:26:40I'm sorry.
00:26:41I'm sorry.
00:26:42I'm sorry.
00:26:43I'm sorry.
00:26:44I was going to do it in a few days.
00:26:45I was hoping I would wear it and be my date.
00:26:46Marcus, this is too much.
00:26:47You should return it and ask for a refund.
00:26:48Iris, are you serious?
00:26:49This would look amazing on you.
00:26:50You would be the talk of the town.
00:26:51Huh?
00:26:52Oh, I know, Damien.
00:26:53It must be hard to know that you couldn't ever compare to Marcus,
00:26:55but you'll get over it.
00:26:57No, I just find it amusing that you're all so floored by what Marcus considers to be nice gifts.
00:27:04Okay, Damien, shut up.
00:27:08You're just jealous.
00:27:09You will never be able to afford amazing and expensive gifts like these.
00:27:14Marcus, don't even listen to him.
00:27:17He's such a leech.
00:27:19Iris will come to her senses and then she'll divorce him soon.
00:27:23And then she's all yours.
00:27:25You charmer.
00:27:29Oh, Damien.
00:27:34Here's what you'll never stand about the Waltons, you goddamn fool.
00:27:39We value sophistication, class, luxury.
00:27:44But if you don't think that my gifts are worthy enough, then enlighten us.
00:27:50Show everybody what you got them with your tiny little bank account.
00:27:54Oh, Damien's gifts are probably from the dollar discount bin, I'm sure.
00:28:01No, no, that's too generous.
00:28:03More like the free donation bin.
00:28:05Not exactly.
00:28:07See for yourselves.
00:28:09You're just setting yourself up for embarrassment.
00:28:11What happens if it turns out that your gifts are worth less?
00:28:14Then you'll apologize to Marcus and divorce Iris.
00:28:18Mom!
00:28:19I think that's a great idea.
00:28:21I'll take that bet.
00:28:23And when my gifts are more valuable than yours, you'll apologize to Iris and I.
00:28:44Tom, I hear you like fishing on the open seas.
00:28:50Well, now you can.
00:28:53From your own personal yacht.
00:29:00That's a Lazara.
00:29:02Entry level boat is 10 million.
00:29:05Anna, my beautiful mother-in-law.
00:29:07I hear you like collecting art.
00:29:14That's some Renaissance painting.
00:29:20Those go for about 40 million.
00:29:23And this.
00:29:24The only one of its kind.
00:29:26The Ocean Hearts diamond necklace.
00:29:29Worth 100 million dollars.
00:29:44Okay.
00:29:45How...
00:29:46How is this possible?
00:29:50Hmm?
00:29:51You had a deal.
00:29:54Right, Marcus?
00:29:55So apologize to my husband.
00:29:58Wasn't writing.
00:29:59Damien was telling the truth.
00:30:01He's rich.
00:30:02Oh, Iris.
00:30:03You chose so well.
00:30:05We were so rude to your husband.
00:30:07And we didn't mean it.
00:30:09Yeah, dammit.
00:30:10Marcus made us do it.
00:30:12No, wait a second.
00:30:14What is it?
00:30:15Damien, Damien, Damien.
00:30:18You almost fooled me.
00:30:21Marcus, what are you talking about?
00:30:24Think about it.
00:30:26How does a broke idiot like this afford any of this?
00:30:30There's only one logical answer.
00:30:33They're cheap knock-ups.
00:30:35They're fake.
00:30:37Oh, you're right.
00:30:40I knew it.
00:30:42Come on, Iris.
00:30:43Let's stick with the plan.
00:30:44For the family.
00:30:46Divorce Damien and marry Marcus.
00:30:49Are you sure you all want to take that risk?
00:30:52Are you absolutely positive these are cheap fakes?
00:30:57Just because some middle manager says so?
00:31:00I believe Damien.
00:31:02Sure, it seems far-fetched for a salesman to afford such expensive gifts.
00:31:07But we don't know much about him.
00:31:09What's there to know?
00:31:11Do you seriously think that this random loser is a secret billionaire?
00:31:19I don't think so.
00:31:21Grandpa Harold, you're a smart man.
00:31:23You've seen luxuries.
00:31:24You're well-traveled.
00:31:25What's your expert opinion?
00:31:27Are my gifts cheap fakes?
00:31:35Tom, what are you doing?
00:31:36Just taking my anger on this fake junk your husband brought.
00:31:40Ooh, that looks like fun.
00:31:42Hey, I want to try.
00:31:48Do you have any idea what you just did?
00:31:50They're just fakes anyway.
00:31:51I mean, they would end up in the trash eventually.
00:31:54Dad, you need to rest and not use your energy worrying about these gifts.
00:31:59You're so ignorant.
00:32:02What if they were real, Jimmy?
00:32:04What if you just destroyed a $40 million piece of art out of spite?
00:32:09God, you're insane.
00:32:10They're not real.
00:32:11If we displayed this painting, we'd be arrested for fraud and forgery.
00:32:15I'm so ignorant.
00:32:16I'm so ignorant.
00:32:17I'm so ignorant.
00:32:18You're so ignorant.
00:32:19I'm so ignorant.
00:32:20I'm so ignorant.
00:32:21I'm so ignorant.
00:32:22I'm so ignorant.
00:32:24I'm so ignorant.
00:32:25Stop!
00:32:26Do you have any idea what you've just done?
00:32:28You fools!
00:32:29Damien, look what you've done to Grandpa.
00:32:30He's furious with you.
00:32:31Do you have any idea what you've just done?
00:32:40You fools!
00:32:42Damien, look what you've done to Grandpa.
00:32:43He's furious with you.
00:32:45No, Amanda.
00:32:46I'm furious with you.
00:32:48The painting.
00:32:49The necklace.
00:32:50The bow.
00:32:52They're real.
00:32:54What?
00:32:56Grandpa, you're joking.
00:33:01Dad, why are you on the floor?
00:33:07I'm cleaning up your mess.
00:33:09This so-called trash is worth millions.
00:33:12No way.
00:33:14Your vision must be fading, Grandpa.
00:33:16Damien just bought some nice-looking fakes.
00:33:21How could I raise kids this stupid?
00:33:27Are you saying these are real?
00:33:28When I was younger, I saw this very painting and the private collection of Mr. Blaine Sr.,
00:33:35the richest man in the country.
00:33:38Collectors lined up to bid.
00:33:42Mr. Blaine wouldn't sell.
00:33:43I destroyed a $40 million painting?
00:33:46I know these diamonds.
00:33:48They were procured at great cost.
00:33:51I smashed a $100 million diamond necklace?
00:33:54Damien, are you really so wealthy?
00:34:00You said you knew Mr. Lambert.
00:34:03Why didn't you tell me?
00:34:05Iris, I didn't want you to want me for my money.
00:34:09But I never lied to you.
00:34:13And there's still one gift left.
00:34:17For you.
00:34:18My wife.
00:34:21I deserve the whole world.
00:34:23You don't have to spend so much on me.
00:34:25I don't care about all that.
00:34:26I know.
00:34:28But I care about you.
00:34:31And I want you to get everything that you deserve.
00:34:33No.
00:34:35This is ridiculous.
00:34:37I'm rich.
00:34:39I'm successful.
00:34:40He's just a...
00:34:42I see, Damien.
00:34:45Well, they're real.
00:34:47But he didn't buy them.
00:34:49He stole them!
00:34:54All these gifts are connected to Mr. Lambert.
00:34:57So how did they get in your hands, Damien?
00:35:01Well, Damien, care to explain?
00:35:04Harvey sent them to me, of course.
00:35:05Iris, I've told you all of that.
00:35:08Stop the line.
00:35:09You stole them from Mr. Lambert.
00:35:11You'll bring us all down with you.
00:35:12You're a criminal.
00:35:13This is outrageous.
00:35:15You worthless fraud.
00:35:16You conned your way into our family, and we nearly fell for it.
00:35:20You belong in jail.
00:35:21Mr. Lambert's valuable belongings are ruined because of you.
00:35:26Damien, is this true?
00:35:29Iris, absolutely not.
00:35:33Trust me.
00:35:33Well, what a coincidence.
00:35:40Mr. Lambert just texted me to say that he's on his way here right now.
00:35:44And once he sees what you've stolen from him, Damien, you're fucked.
00:35:49Perfect.
00:35:50I was hoping my little friend Lambert would stop by.
00:35:52Mr. Lambert is coming here on Christmas.
00:35:58Did he say why?
00:36:00He doesn't say why, but it's obvious because he found out that Damien stole from him.
00:36:05He's so screwed.
00:36:07When he sees what we've done to these gifts, he'll come after us.
00:36:11Relax.
00:36:12I'll explain everything to Mr. Lambert once he gets here.
00:36:16Damien will take the blame.
00:36:17Mr. Lambert will thank us because he capped a thief for him.
00:36:23Marcus, you're a lifesaver.
00:36:26I'd do anything for this family.
00:36:29It's just a shame that Iris wouldn't do anything for me.
00:36:33Marcus, I will never be with you.
00:36:34Iris, be thankful Marcus even likes you.
00:36:37Think about what he could do for our family.
00:36:39There's no comparison.
00:36:41He's rich and powerful and Damien is a poor thief.
00:36:50No, I don't believe it.
00:36:53Damien wouldn't steal anything.
00:36:56You seriously believe that Damien is a secret billionaire who is somehow Mr. Lambert's boss?
00:37:02There has to be an explanation.
00:37:04Right, Damien?
00:37:08Iris, nothing I can say or do will convince your family.
00:37:14But I can call Harvey.
00:37:16Mr. Lambert.
00:37:18And he'll figure this out.
00:37:19You honestly think we're going to believe that you have Mr. Lambert's phone number?
00:37:23Shh!
00:37:26Harvey, whatever else you're doing can wait.
00:37:29Come to the Olsen house immediately.
00:37:31Yes, sir.
00:37:31I'll cancel my other meeting and be there ASAP.
00:37:34To the Olsen house.
00:37:40Harvey Lambert will be on his way.
00:37:42And once he arrives, we'll figure this out.
00:37:44Did he really call Mr. Lambert?
00:37:46No.
00:37:47Mr. Lambert is a Fortune 500 CEO.
00:37:51There's no way this petty thief has his phone number.
00:37:53Well, I think he does have it.
00:37:55Iris, you sweet, sweet girl.
00:37:59Your looks and the brains, huh?
00:38:01Your husband is pulling a big trick on you.
00:38:04Damien, Marcus has Mr. Lambert's number.
00:38:07Show us your call history and let's see if he really called him.
00:38:10It's not that simple.
00:38:12Damien, if you're going to lie, at least commit to the bid.
00:38:15You're caught.
00:38:15I believe you.
00:38:19Just show him your call history.
00:38:26I knew it.
00:38:27You lying piece of shit, there's nothing there.
00:38:29This is my work phone.
00:38:30I do business with the Pentagon and intelligence agencies.
00:38:33My phone has been specifically modified to prevent hacking.
00:38:36All calls leave, no trace.
00:38:39So you're saying that you're a secret military spy?
00:38:43This gets more absurd by the second.
00:38:45Enough.
00:38:46Stop the lying.
00:38:48Stop with the charade.
00:38:49Divorce Iris.
00:38:51Or we'll call the cops.
00:38:54Oh, I wonder who that could be.
00:38:57Mr. Lambert, perhaps?
00:39:00Great.
00:39:01Right on time.
00:39:03Just as I ordered.
00:39:04Oh, Damien, keep talking.
00:39:07You won't be so cocky when Mr. Lambert has you arrested.
00:39:11We'll see.
00:39:12And don't leave Harvey waiting.
00:39:14Let him in.
00:39:15And we'll see if he arrests me or not.
00:39:19Who are these men?
00:39:21Those are, uh, Vipers.
00:39:23They're the biggest gang south of the Mason-Dixon line.
00:39:26Marcus, you invited gang members?
00:39:28Well, somebody had to keep in line your lying, thieving husband.
00:39:32These boys will take care of them for us.
00:39:34Take up the trash before Mr. Lambert gets here.
00:39:36Marcus, I've told you so many times.
00:39:38I'm everything that I claim to be and more.
00:39:41Just wait a minute until Harvey arrives.
00:39:43Well, Damien, you stole my woman.
00:39:46So this is payback.
00:39:48These gangbangers are going to hang you upside down and bleed you out dry.
00:39:52Oh, Vipers.
00:39:55I remember them now.
00:39:57They've been begging to use my company's weapons for years.
00:39:59Well, damn, Damien.
00:40:01I didn't realize how powerful you were.
00:40:03So let me get this.
00:40:05You're a billionaire, a spy, and a CEO arms dealer?
00:40:11Now, have I got that right?
00:40:15In a nutshell?
00:40:17Yeah.
00:40:20This is the lunatic I was talking about.
00:40:23He disrespected you.
00:40:24If Captain Brown heard anything you'd been saying, you'd be roadkill.
00:40:28Captain Brown, you're a biker gang leader.
00:40:31We've met.
00:40:33But I bet you he was too embarrassed.
00:40:35He's and begged like a dog.
00:40:36You're going to regret that.
00:40:40If you hurt her, I swear to God.
00:40:42Let her go.
00:40:44Stop taking it easy on her.
00:40:45What am I paying you for?
00:40:46Get him out of here.
00:40:48I'll see.
00:40:49I guess it'll be okay.
00:40:51Move it.
00:40:55Marcus, what have you done?
00:40:56I took out the trash before Mr. Lambert could arrive.
00:41:01Hey.
00:41:02I did this for us.
00:41:07Just over like you asked, boss.
00:41:10Where's Harp?
00:41:13Mr. Lambert, you're like a business legend.
00:41:16It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:41:17Hi, Mr. Lambert.
00:41:19I'm Amanda.
00:41:20I work for your company.
00:41:22You're always so busy, so we've never really met.
00:41:24But all right, all right, all right.
00:41:27Not all at once.
00:41:28I can't respond to everybody all at the same time.
00:41:31Thank you for coming to our house and to wish us Merry Christmas.
00:41:35Uh, Merry Christmas.
00:41:37On what?
00:41:39On her wedding.
00:41:41Oh.
00:41:41Oh, you must mean Marcus.
00:41:44Yes.
00:41:45Marcus and Iris aren't married.
00:41:46Not officially.
00:41:47Maybe not yet, anyway.
00:41:49Marcus?
00:41:50Where is he?
00:41:56Tie them up.
00:41:59I have places I need to be.
00:42:01So call your gang leader, Brown.
00:42:04Let's get this over with.
00:42:05You need access to Atlas guns.
00:42:07My guys are...
00:42:08You can buy weapons anywhere, Biker.
00:42:10Why?
00:42:11Look, we're in the middle of a turf war right now.
00:42:13And my guys need price.
00:42:14I'll triple it.
00:42:14Mr. Blaine has presidents and prime ministers on speed dial.
00:42:19He doesn't your business.
00:42:21Hey.
00:42:22Mr. Blaine.
00:42:23Fuck!
00:42:25Brown would kill all of you if he knew what you were doing.
00:42:28Shut up, bitch.
00:42:30One more word, and we'll blow your damn brains out.
00:42:33Not so tough now, huh?
00:42:38The Vipers are the biggest gang in this state.
00:42:41No one even care.
00:42:43And with you out, bet your wife...
00:42:45He'll lay even one finger on her.
00:42:47Oh, I bet she could take more than one finger.
00:42:51She's gonna love it.
00:42:53There's nothing a poor cuck like you can do.
00:43:00Why a loser like you learned to do that?
00:43:02Take him down!
00:43:03But...
00:43:03But...
00:43:04Who are you?
00:43:07Hey!
00:43:08And he'll be very angry to know how you treated me.
00:43:11I'm Damian Blaine, CEO of Atlas Defense Corps.
00:43:15Nice to meet you, assholes.
00:43:16Where is the man of the hour?
00:43:25Your husband.
00:43:26Taken...
00:43:27By the Vipers.
00:43:30Why?
00:43:30But...
00:43:31Because Marcus said he stole from you.
00:43:34Marcus said that...
00:43:35Miscommunication.
00:43:35Please, sit.
00:43:37Um...
00:43:38No, no, no.
00:43:38You're a den of fools.
00:43:41Ignorance.
00:43:42Wait, wait.
00:43:43I'm gonna go get Damian Blaine.
00:43:46Told you Damian was trouble.
00:43:48He stole from Mr.
00:43:50Oh, wait.
00:43:51To save my husband.
00:43:53Oh, in the Viper Pit?
00:43:55No, I forbid it.
00:44:01Mr.
00:44:02This mean Mr. Blaine has agreed to our arms deal?
00:44:05Subducted him.
00:44:06Shit.
00:44:07I'll fix it.
00:44:08Yes, you will.
00:44:11It is your problem.
00:44:12Get Mr. Blaine out safely,
00:44:14or the hellfire might of Atlas
00:44:16will destroy you.
00:44:19Consider it done.
00:44:21I need...
00:44:23do it.
00:44:24What?
00:44:25Where?
00:44:27We're the...
00:44:28CEO of...
00:44:30Atlas Defense.
00:44:31Because you can take apart a gun,
00:44:38dickwad?
00:44:39Yeah.
00:44:39You're so fucked.
00:44:41And someone like you
00:44:43is a strong ass.
00:44:44I never imagined that they'd ally
00:44:46with some street gang.
00:44:47Don't just stand there,
00:44:49shoot him!
00:44:50Lay that over there.
00:44:52Anyone harm's thing?
00:44:54Boss.
00:44:55What are you doing here?
00:44:57Shit.
00:44:58He really is to you.
00:44:59I heard a VIP was kidnapped.
00:45:01VIP?
00:45:02No, sir.
00:45:04He's...
00:45:05He's lying.
00:45:08What the hell was that for?
00:45:10You kidnapped the CEO
00:45:11of Atlas Defense Corps,
00:45:12you stupid fuck.
00:45:13You're a goddamn liar.
00:45:16CEO of nothing.
00:45:20I never saw Blaine's face.
00:45:22Could this be him?
00:45:24What do we do now, boss?
00:45:26The Atlas CEO's name
00:45:27is Mr. Damien Blaine.
00:45:29Don't.
00:45:29Oh, shit.
00:45:37Give me that.
00:45:39This is a fake ID.
00:45:41Stick, I can't risk this.
00:45:42I need to be able to confirm,
00:45:44bugger.
00:45:45Harvey can confirm my identity.
00:45:46Sorry, Mr. Lambert.
00:45:54I'm confused.
00:45:56Kyle Walton?
00:45:57This isn't a good time.
00:45:58What do you need?
00:45:59I would honor us
00:46:00by arranging a meeting
00:46:00between Mr. Blaine and...
00:46:02This is a huge fan hub.
00:46:04I'm...
00:46:04Fine, I'll handle it.
00:46:06I need to go now.
00:46:08This is an emergency.
00:46:09How much longer
00:46:10to the Viper Pit?
00:46:11Three minutes, sir.
00:46:12Your identity.
00:46:16There's nothing...
00:46:17If you call Mr. Lambert,
00:46:18he's just gonna...
00:46:19You'll just piss him off.
00:46:20Finish him now, boss.
00:46:22This asshole.
00:46:24Beat him since...
00:46:26At least not yet.
00:46:32Shit, it's my dad.
00:46:35Shit, it's my dad.
00:46:36Dad, I'm in the middle of something.
00:46:42Something more important
00:46:43than meeting Atlas CEO, Mr. Blaine?
00:46:45I'm meeting Mr. Blaine.
00:46:46To the Fortune 500.
00:46:48Get back here to prep.
00:46:52I'm about to get his skull
00:46:53bashed in.
00:46:56And I put up iris on my arm.
00:46:58I'm...
00:46:59Brown,
00:47:00when this long group
00:47:01is in with Mr. Blaine,
00:47:03the Vipers will get their weapons.
00:47:04I'll forever be in your debt, sir.
00:47:09Kill Damien.
00:47:11We'll be even.
00:47:14See you at the banquet.
00:47:19Time's up.
00:47:20Put it down!
00:47:23Mr. Lambert,
00:47:24what are you doing?
00:47:25Obviously failed, you moron.
00:47:27I am Handel.
00:47:29He's a con man.
00:47:30Who told you he was a con man?
00:47:31Why, the brilliant heir
00:47:32to the Walton fortune himself,
00:47:34Marcus Walton.
00:47:35Marcus Walton
00:47:36has never seen Mr. Blaine.
00:47:39He took his word?
00:47:41No.
00:47:42Blaine is the CEO of Atlas.
00:47:43I'd know him if I saw him.
00:47:45And that guy
00:47:46is no global arms dealer.
00:47:48Ha ha.
00:47:49Very good.
00:47:50Ha ha ha ha.
00:47:52Very poor.
00:47:53Ugh.
00:47:54I'm doing this for Mr.
00:47:55What?
00:47:59I'll save you, Damien.
00:48:00You may not be rich.
00:48:04I'm sorry, sir.
00:48:06This never should have happened.
00:48:07How do you want to handle this?
00:48:09Say the word?
00:48:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:48:12Stop.
00:48:12Stop.
00:48:13Stop.
00:48:13Don't do this.
00:48:15Don't, don't do this.
00:48:16Pathetic.
00:48:18You did know.
00:48:20I'm sorry.
00:48:21It was Marcus and his lies.
00:48:23I shouldn't have listened to him.
00:48:25I will do that.
00:48:26I run a global war machine
00:48:28larger than most nation's armies.
00:48:30What could you and your petty little biker gang
00:48:33possibly do for me?
00:48:39Actually,
00:48:40there's one thing.
00:48:43There's a Christmas.
00:48:44Marcus and his Walton group will be there.
00:48:47Do you understand what I'm telling you?
00:48:48Yes, sir.
00:48:56I'll save you, Damien.
00:48:59Don't hurt my husband.
00:49:04Hey, babe.
00:49:07What happened?
00:49:08Where's the gang?
00:49:12This is just a contract marriage.
00:49:13Well, just for me.
00:49:14Well, at first I was just marrying you
00:49:17as a way to dodge Marcus.
00:49:18But, I don't know.
00:49:19I realized.
00:49:21I think I'm...
00:49:22That makes two of us.
00:49:25But, her wife.
00:49:34Wow.
00:49:37We should probably get out of here
00:49:39before those biker dudes come back.
00:49:41We don't have to worry about them anymore.
00:49:44I don't have to see you risk at all.
00:49:47Fortunately, I can help.
00:49:50At the business banquet in a couple days,
00:49:52I'm supposed to sign a multi-billion dollar deal
00:49:55with Marcus and his Walton group.
00:49:58Wait.
00:49:58But instead,
00:49:59I want to give...
00:50:02Wait.
00:50:06Babe.
00:50:07Banquet?
00:50:09Walton group?
00:50:09I don't understand.
00:50:11Mr. Lambert works for me.
00:50:13I'm doing the deal.
00:50:14And I'm changing it.
00:50:17You play big business tycoon.
00:50:19And I'll be the only member of my family who likes you.
00:50:22We can't keep them waiting.
00:50:31Iris, what is it?
00:50:32The doctor says your grandpa has a brain melted.
00:50:43Grandpa, please wake up.
00:50:45The doctors say all we can do...
00:50:47Sell the company?
00:50:51Sell the company?
00:50:53Iris, we own shares.
00:50:56Fault?
00:50:56Yeah.
00:50:57If you hadn't brought this loser home,
00:50:58Mr. Lambert and Marcus wouldn't have gotten involved,
00:51:01and Grandpa wouldn't be half dead.
00:51:03Iris, dish this douche and marry Marcus.
00:51:06His family money will help Grandpa get the best doctors in the world.
00:51:11There's another option.
00:51:14Don't worry.
00:51:15We called in the world's top medical team.
00:51:17We'll be just fine.
00:51:18Really?
00:51:19Really.
00:51:20Bullshit.
00:51:20You expect us to believe that you know and can much less afford the best doctors in the world?
00:51:29You can't even afford decent clothes, Jimmy.
00:51:31Why don't they start by treating your delusions of grandeur?
00:51:35Iris, who do you trust more to save Grandpa?
00:51:37Rich, successful...
00:51:38Might not have money, but I trust him.
00:51:41It's contagious.
00:51:42Your husband is wasting valuable time with Grandpa.
00:51:46Now get out of here.
00:51:50How can I help?
00:51:55Sorry.
00:51:56Who are you?
00:51:57He's my chief physician, Dr. Franklin.
00:51:59A Nobel Prize winner in medicine.
00:52:01A Nobel Prize winner.
00:52:04How do you know someone so prestigious?
00:52:06Jimmy.
00:52:08Well, you're going to be okay.
00:52:09Okay.
00:52:09Cardiac arrhythmia is critical.
00:52:22We need you to get an OR stat.
00:52:29Hey, don't worry.
00:52:32Grandpa's going to be justified.
00:52:33This is all your fault, salesman.
00:52:38Dream went smoothly.
00:52:39Harold's stable.
00:52:41He's in recovery.
00:52:43Follow me.
00:52:48Damien's doctor saved...
00:52:50Not some loser.
00:52:51I'm a wealthy CEO.
00:52:54I...
00:52:54I...
00:52:55It's...
00:52:56Wait, if the surgery was so successful.
00:53:02Well, he was under anesthesia for surgery.
00:53:04It's going to need some time to...
00:53:05Just admit it.
00:53:07My patient is just...
00:53:08Damien and his so-called doctor probably forged the chart.
00:53:13He's just a scam to get our family fortune.
00:53:17How low can you go?
00:53:18You.
00:53:20And steal his money?
00:53:21You're all insane.
00:53:23Use your eyes.
00:53:24The surgery was successful.
00:53:27No, it wasn't.
00:53:28Damien doesn't know any real doctors.
00:53:29He's not rich.
00:53:31He killed his funeral.
00:53:33Enough.
00:53:35Fine.
00:53:37Dad, you're awake.
00:53:39Are you okay?
00:53:40Grandpa, we were so worried.
00:53:43It's a miracle.
00:53:44It's a Christmas miracle.
00:53:46What?
00:53:47Miracle.
00:53:47What?
00:53:49The three of you, oh, Damien and Dr. Franklin, an apology.
00:53:52I've always been there for you, Grandpa.
00:53:54I've always been doing every...
00:53:55Credit?
00:53:55Grandpa just woke up.
00:53:57And you're trying to start a fight?
00:53:59You and your husband are so obnoxious.
00:54:01Grandpa, I've been by your side.
00:54:02These two don't care about you.
00:54:04You should take away Iris' inheritance and give it to us instead.
00:54:12Grandpa, what was that for?
00:54:15I'm old.
00:54:15But I'm not stupid.
00:54:19Damien put up with your nonsense for Iris.
00:54:24You twist the truth to try to get your hand.
00:54:29Apologize to Damien.
00:54:31Out of your mouths.
00:54:33Isn't sorry.
00:54:34I am cutting off...
00:54:37I'm sorry.
00:54:43I'm sorry, Damien.
00:54:46But I have to wonder.
00:54:49I was winning doctor.
00:54:53I've been telling you all this...
00:54:55...that you think I am.
00:54:56I'm the CEO of Atlas Defense Corps.
00:54:58Oh my god, what have I done?
00:55:04Now, did I imagine this?
00:55:06Or did you all spend Christmas telling Iris I wasn't good or not?
00:55:10Quite the opposite.
00:55:12See, they all seem...
00:55:13Optimism.
00:55:15And I see her character.
00:55:17And I see her lovely personality.
00:55:19And most importantly...
00:55:21She's the one that told us you aren't rich.
00:55:26Why, Iris?
00:55:30I'm in sales.
00:55:31That was a misunderstanding.
00:55:33I just wanted to hire someone to pretend to be my husband.
00:55:36I never expected him to be the richest man in the world.
00:55:39Yep.
00:55:40At first, I wanted a contract marriage.
00:55:43I guess...
00:55:44I never expected him to be this incredible guy.
00:55:48Meeting you was the luckiest moment of my life.
00:55:51I never thought I could find someone as...
00:55:54...kind and genuine as you.
00:55:56Then you'll have a promissed wedding.
00:55:59I'd love to.
00:56:01That is, as long as that doesn't interfere with Harvey's business banquet.
00:56:04We're supposed to sign a multi-billion dollar deal with Marcus Walton's group.
00:56:09Billion?
00:56:10Yes.
00:56:11But I'm not doing the deal.
00:56:12At the banquet, I'll cancel the deal.
00:56:15And shift it to your family's company.
00:56:18Call it a...
00:56:20Early wedding gift for my bride.
00:56:22Early wedding gift for my bride.
00:56:25Oh my god.
00:56:27Tom, we're saved.
00:56:29The company...
00:56:30Damien, you'd really...
00:56:36It's already done.
00:56:47I told you he's unavailable.
00:56:50I'm Marcus Walton, CEO of the Walton Group.
00:56:53I'm here to discuss a billion dollar deal with Mr. Harvey Lambert.
00:56:57Where is he?
00:57:03Unavailable.
00:57:04Son, what's the holdup?
00:57:05As I was telling your boy,
00:57:07Mr. Lambert is unavailable to see you.
00:57:10Unacceptable.
00:57:10We're here to sign a multi-billion...
00:57:12Bitch, don't you know who we are?
00:57:13Are you out of your mind?
00:57:15Sir is essentially insulting Harvey.
00:57:17Dad, we're here to deal.
00:57:19I'm not gonna beg to some secretary.
00:57:21If Mr. Blaine wants to change the plans,
00:57:23we'll go talk to him.
00:57:25Relax, son.
00:57:26You'll meet Mr. Blaine soon.
00:57:27Once you're with him,
00:57:28Mr. Lambert won't even be on your radar anyway.
00:57:31It'll all work out fine.
00:57:33Mr. Lambert's convenience.
00:57:39Should I get them back?
00:57:40No.
00:57:41Just got off the phone with the boss.
00:57:42Change of plans.
00:57:43Our big contract with them
00:57:45is to be cancelled
00:57:46and reassigned to a local family.
00:57:51That's a multi-billion dollar deal.
00:57:54Marcus and his father will be upset.
00:57:55Should we notify them?
00:57:57No, don't bother.
00:57:58But if they come back,
00:57:58don't let them in.
00:58:00They screwed up.
00:58:00Those morons.
00:58:02Get Dawson in.
00:58:03Dawson, you're planning Mr. Blaine's banquet
00:58:13in two days.
00:58:15He and his wife are coming now,
00:58:16so make sure they are treated
00:58:18like a king and a queen.
00:58:20Mr. Blaine?
00:58:21The CEO of Atlas?
00:58:27Banquet coming up.
00:58:28I'm here at your disposal
00:58:29for anything you need.
00:58:30This is my day.
00:58:32Nobody's here to greet me.
00:58:35Who's that asshole over there
00:58:36sucking broke my attention?
00:58:38You don't know?
00:58:40That's Liam Dawson,
00:58:41Mr. Lambert's right-hand man.
00:58:43He's the one orchestrating this entire...
00:58:45I should know.
00:58:47Liam,
00:58:48my family's sponsoring this event.
00:58:50Beth signed a Billingdale deal
00:58:54with Mr. Blaine.
00:58:56Don't pretend like you're not in awe of me.
00:58:58I understand.
00:58:59I come off as very...
00:59:00Oh, look at the time.
00:59:03I don't have time for lesser guests.
00:59:05I must find Mr. Blaine
00:59:06away from our
00:59:07real VIPs.
00:59:10Mr. Blaine's by the same deal with you.
00:59:24Always messing with.
00:59:30Place it.
00:59:30Here we are, Don.
00:59:40Ready?
00:59:44Could that be Mr. and Mrs. Blaine?
00:59:47Nah.
00:59:49Mr. Blaine would only roll in
00:59:50with heavy security.
00:59:51They must not be anyone important.
00:59:53Marcus,
00:59:54I heard you're about to close on a deal
00:59:56with Mr. Lambert.
00:59:57Your family's business
00:59:58is going to skyrocket.
01:00:00Maybe we should talk.
01:00:02Anyone that does our list,
01:00:04you're going to be somebody.
01:00:11There's Titan like myself.
01:00:14Oh, yes.
01:00:15Damien.
01:00:19Now, how does, uh,
01:00:20Broke's
01:00:21$10,000 ahead?
01:00:23A salesman?
01:00:24Who are you to
01:00:24try and order Mr. Dawson around?
01:00:26I don't know.
01:00:27It's okay.
01:00:28Don't be surprised.
01:00:30Outrageous.
01:00:31In fact,
01:00:31it's downright criminal.
01:00:33Do you even know
01:00:34who Mr. Blaine is?
01:00:35Half the
01:00:36impersonating him
01:00:37is to take it
01:00:38straight to a cell
01:00:39at Guantanamo.
01:00:40Oh, Iris.
01:00:42What are you ever going to learn?
01:00:43They just keep sticking around
01:00:44with this loser.
01:00:45Your family's just
01:00:46going to be in trouble.
01:00:47Are you okay, Iris?
01:00:53Did he hurt you?
01:00:55No.
01:00:56I'm fine.
01:00:57Thanks to you.
01:00:59I'm for...
01:01:00Blaine are on my side.
01:01:01Any minute now,
01:01:02they're going to be all...
01:01:03I'm not on your side.
01:01:05But if you think you can take...
01:01:06He's interminging Mr. Blaine.
01:01:08Send him to the psych ward
01:01:10before Mr. Blaine finds out.
01:01:12...in petty drama
01:01:13is exactly why I ordered Dawson
01:01:15to remove you from the guest list.
01:01:22Mr. Blaine.
01:01:24I'm already here.
01:01:25I've been here.
01:01:27You're already here?
01:01:29My apologies, sir.
01:01:31I didn't see you.
01:01:32I gave you one simple order.
01:01:35Don't let the Walton family in.
01:01:37Walton family in.
01:01:39The Waltons?
01:01:40They snuck in.
01:01:42I'll handle it right away, sir.
01:01:46Whoa, did you...
01:01:47Listen around.
01:01:48Unless he really is Mr. Blaine.
01:01:51Good lord,
01:01:52you're all a bunch of goddamn groups.
01:01:54He's a con man.
01:01:55He's faking it.
01:01:57He has no rights in my phone.
01:01:58Of course he does.
01:01:59Marcus is Mr. Lambert's business partner
01:02:01and Mr. Blaine's...
01:02:02I'll figure out who we are, sir, enough.
01:02:05Seriously, Iris,
01:02:06you really buy into this lunatic's fantasy.
01:02:08And your management?
01:02:09Clearly not the sharpest...
01:02:11And his idiotic fool of a wife.
01:02:14What a perfect match.
01:02:16Well, what are you waiting for?
01:02:17Take them down and kick them out!
01:02:18Where'd you learn to fight like that?
01:02:31Well, what are you waiting for?
01:02:31Get some more people and stop this psycho!
01:02:34Stop!
01:02:36What's going on here?
01:02:37This...
01:02:41This lunatic...
01:02:42He's pretending to be Mr. Blaine.
01:02:44He's attacking the guards.
01:02:46You're the one who...
01:02:47Bet for the banquet.
01:02:49If the real Mr. Blaine came in
01:02:50and saw this impersonator
01:02:51causing all this trouble,
01:02:52he'd be pissed.
01:02:54So you claim to be Mr. Blaine?
01:02:55It isn't a claim,
01:02:56it's a fact.
01:02:58I'm disappointed in you, Dawson.
01:03:00I've only spoken to Mr. Blaine on the phone.
01:03:02Mr. Dawson doesn't know who you are.
01:03:05You spoke to Mr. Blaine on the phone
01:03:06a few minutes ago, right?
01:03:09No problem.
01:03:11Mr. Blaine's number.
01:03:12I'm sorry, Mr. Blaine.
01:03:20I should have recognized you earlier.
01:03:22I...
01:03:22Mr. Dawson and...
01:03:23Shut up!
01:03:25I listened to you
01:03:26and now I've offended Mr. Blaine.
01:03:28Security,
01:03:29take this asshole away.
01:03:32Okay, I'm...
01:03:33I'm Marcus Walter!
01:03:36This time.
01:03:37Now, get Marcus out of my party
01:03:39and set up a table for my wife and I.
01:03:41Wait.
01:03:42No.
01:03:43I can explain.
01:03:44I know what's going on.
01:03:46Listen to me!
01:03:50Bag is Mr. Blaine.
01:03:52He stole Mr. Blaine.
01:03:53He proved he isn't poor.
01:03:55Oh, shut up, woman!
01:03:56Lambert, just a few days ago,
01:03:58if I hadn't called him on...
01:03:59Mr. Lambert would have no idea.
01:04:01How can you prove what you're saying?
01:04:03I'm signing a billion-dollar deal
01:04:05with Mr. Blaine.
01:04:05I know.
01:04:07I could vouch for Marcus.
01:04:08His dad had a meeting with Mr. Lambert.
01:04:10Their paperwork and everything is all set
01:04:13for their huge deal with Mr. Blaine.
01:04:15Marcus is far more trustworthy than this...
01:04:17Get him.
01:04:18You know, you almost won there, Damien.
01:04:29The thing is, a loser like you can never beat me.
01:04:32Dawson, I expected you to be able to see through the BS and the lies of somebody as desperate
01:04:37as Marcus.
01:04:38But you can only prove your identity through a stolen phone.
01:04:42Exhausting.
01:04:42I'm the one.
01:04:45What would happen if this party fails?
01:04:47Mr. Lambert, Mr. Blaine...
01:04:49They blame me.
01:04:52I lose my job.
01:04:54My bonus.
01:04:56My house.
01:04:57If the real Mr. Blaine shows up and finds this imposter here,
01:05:00this whole event is wrecked.
01:05:03Take them away.
01:05:04You're right.
01:05:04What was I thinking?
01:05:05Get these imposters out of here.
01:05:07Don't touch him!
01:05:08What the hell are you?
01:05:14Best word.
01:05:16Long time.
01:05:17How's it been?
01:05:22What the hell?
01:05:23What is this?
01:05:24God, what was that for?
01:05:25You're lucky I didn't do worse.
01:05:27You just pissed off the most powerful man in the country.
01:05:30What?
01:05:30No, I admit.
01:05:32Even if I did,
01:05:34Mr. Blaine and Mr. Lambert are on my side.
01:05:36There's nobody more powerful than them.
01:05:38On.
01:05:42No, that's impossible.
01:05:43You've lost your mind.
01:05:44You've led me with your stupidity.
01:05:46I saw the error of my ways.
01:05:48After you left,
01:05:49Mr. Lambert came over and confirmed his identity himself.
01:05:52So,
01:05:53that means
01:05:55Blaine?
01:05:59Get him out of here
01:06:00before he pisses off Mr. Blaine anymore.
01:06:04Wait, no.
01:06:05Looks like you're the liar here.
01:06:06I know what's going on here.
01:06:07I know what's going on here.
01:06:09Brown, he bribed you.
01:06:11Right?
01:06:11Jesus, kid.
01:06:12Give it up already.
01:06:13No, no, no.
01:06:14Just...
01:06:15Listen.
01:06:16Listen.
01:06:17It's all making sense now.
01:06:19I kept wondering,
01:06:21how could he steal
01:06:22Mr. Lambert's presents?
01:06:23I don't really know what to believe anymore.
01:06:31Marcus,
01:06:31your talent in spinning webs of lies
01:06:33is truly impressive.
01:06:35It's...
01:06:36If I'm wrong,
01:06:37then prove it.
01:06:39Prove that you're
01:06:40a secret,
01:06:41a secret...
01:06:42You still worship my employee,
01:06:43Harvey Lambert.
01:06:46Hey, boss.
01:06:47How's the party?
01:06:49Yes, sir.
01:06:49I'm on my way.
01:06:51Let's go!
01:06:53Harvey will be here soon.
01:06:54In the meantime,
01:06:56care to get a drink?
01:06:57Come on.
01:06:58Another fake phone call.
01:07:00Try something new.
01:07:01We might have fallen
01:07:02for that the first time,
01:07:03but not again.
01:07:04Why would he lie?
01:07:05Why?
01:07:06I don't know.
01:07:06To impress you, Iris,
01:07:07you seem to fall
01:07:08for all of his lies.
01:07:09But I'm not.
01:07:10Marcus, that's enough.
01:07:12I'm gonna knock
01:07:13your fucking teeth out.
01:07:15Did you just threaten my son?
01:07:16Dad.
01:07:18Thank God.
01:07:21Dad.
01:07:23They got you.
01:07:24You fucked.
01:07:25It's Kyle Walton.
01:07:27Marcus' father.
01:07:28Yeah, my company
01:07:29does business with him
01:07:30from time to time.
01:07:31This should be interesting.
01:07:33Wait, Dad.
01:07:34This is the fraud
01:07:34that stole Iris from me.
01:07:36I was never yours, asshole.
01:07:38Whatever.
01:07:39He's been posing
01:07:40as Mr. Blaine, too.
01:07:42And this filthy viper
01:07:43has been helping him.
01:07:44Do you fools know
01:07:45what a monumental mistake
01:07:46you're making?
01:07:47Do you know who I am?
01:07:49Yep, yep.
01:07:50Kyle Walton.
01:07:50Yes.
01:07:51Ship with Atlas.
01:07:52Yes?
01:07:53You've done your research,
01:07:54con man.
01:07:55Most companies would kill
01:07:56for a position like that.
01:07:57Then show some respect
01:07:58and get your sniveling son
01:08:00in line.
01:08:02Or else.
01:08:03He's not broke.
01:08:05He's a sales.
01:08:06Influencing Atlas,
01:08:07the world's biggest
01:08:08defense contractor.
01:08:11Dad.
01:08:12Bullshit.
01:08:13He's always making stuff up.
01:08:15We're not falling for it.
01:08:16Okay, then.
01:08:17In a moment,
01:08:18I warned you.
01:08:21Some partnerships
01:08:22with the Walton Group.
01:08:24Effective immediately.
01:08:24I'm sick of all of your g-
01:08:27God damn fake phone.
01:08:29See that there's not even
01:08:30any real contacts in here.
01:08:36It's not as important
01:08:37as what you think you are.
01:08:38Enough of this nonsense.
01:08:40You're about to meet
01:08:41the real Mr. Blaine.
01:08:44Obviously,
01:08:45this entire con
01:08:46was all about making money.
01:08:48So here you go, asshole.
01:08:49Take the money
01:08:50and get out.
01:08:50You can drop the act now.
01:08:52You and your son
01:08:53have seriously
01:08:54just crossed the line.
01:08:55Oh, Brown.
01:09:00What?
01:09:02Atlas canceled
01:09:03all of our contracts?
01:09:05We're bankrupt?
01:09:06Dad.
01:09:07Dad.
01:09:08Dad.
01:09:09Dad, what's going on?
01:09:11That's exactly
01:09:12what he said would happen.
01:09:14Atlas ended our contracts.
01:09:16We're over-leveraged now.
01:09:17What do you mean?
01:09:18It means you're broke, Marcus.
01:09:21How could...
01:09:22How could Damien
01:09:23possibly make Atlas too?
01:09:24Please restore our partnership.
01:09:26I'm sorry I didn't recognize you.
01:09:28It was a mistake.
01:09:29Oh, no, Dad.
01:09:30What are you doing?
01:09:31Like you haven't
01:09:32screwed things up enough.
01:09:33My idiot son.
01:09:35Apologize to Mr. Blaine now.
01:09:38But, Dad,
01:09:39he's lying.
01:09:40When the real Mr. Blaine gets here,
01:09:42we're going to sign
01:09:43a billion-dollar contract.
01:09:44It doesn't matter if we're broke now.
01:09:46We're going to be more rich
01:09:46than we ever were.
01:09:47You idiot.
01:09:48Why would Atlas end our partnership
01:09:50if Mr. Blaine planned to extend it?
01:09:52Because...
01:09:53Because...
01:09:56I've used Mr. Blaine's phone
01:09:57and sent her
01:09:57we're going to expose this
01:09:59through fucking fraud.
01:10:00I hope you're right, son.
01:10:12The Walton group is too powerful.
01:10:14The real Mr. Blaine...
01:10:15Good thing you broke his phone.
01:10:17When the real Mr. Blaine shows up,
01:10:19this fraud won't be able
01:10:20to pull off any more tricks.
01:10:23Dawson,
01:10:24how could you let
01:10:24an imposter in here?
01:10:26I'll make sure Mr. Blaine...
01:10:28I'm sorry, sir.
01:10:32Security.
01:10:33Arrest him.
01:10:36Well, Iris...
01:10:39Have fun in prison
01:10:40with your poor
01:10:40liar of a husband.
01:10:42He could have been with me.
01:10:45Thankingly,
01:10:46I'm sure a man
01:10:46as poor as you
01:10:47has never tasted wine.
01:10:49Well, Iris...
01:10:50Don't worry.
01:10:52He's in prison.
01:10:52I'll...
01:10:53I'll free you.
01:10:55And then once Mr. Blaine
01:10:57is on my side,
01:10:59I'll be able to do
01:11:00anything that I want.
01:11:07That's Mr. Lambert.
01:11:08He runs several
01:11:09Atlas subsidiaries
01:11:10for Mr. Blaine.
01:11:14Mr. Lambert.
01:11:15You've finally
01:11:19been in person.
01:11:20I'm Marcus Walton.
01:11:23Thank you for
01:11:25arranging this
01:11:26meeting and deal
01:11:27with Mr. Blaine.
01:11:28Marcus Walton,
01:11:29what are you near?
01:11:31Oh, of course.
01:11:32You mean the imposter?
01:11:33Woman out.
01:11:34Right now.
01:11:35You should have
01:11:35never let him in
01:11:36in the first place.
01:11:37Yes.
01:11:37Yes.
01:11:37Yes.
01:11:37Yes.
01:11:37Yes.
01:11:37Yes.
01:11:38Yes.
01:11:38Yes.
01:11:38Yes.
01:11:39Yes.
01:11:39Yes.
01:11:39Yes.
01:11:40Yes.
01:11:40Yes.
01:11:41Yes.
01:11:41Yes.
01:11:41Yes.
01:11:42Yes.
01:11:42Yes.
01:11:42Yes.
01:11:43Yes.
01:11:43Yes.
01:11:44Yes.
01:11:44Yes.
01:11:45You.
01:11:49I'm sorry, sir.
01:11:49I'll handle this.
01:11:56Did he?
01:11:57Did I just hear
01:11:58that right?
01:11:59I heard that too.
01:12:00Mr. Lambert
01:12:01called him sir.
01:12:03Wait.
01:12:04This means that...
01:12:06You worthless fool.
01:12:07You ruined everything.
01:12:09You've destroyed...
01:12:09Oh, God.
01:12:11Dawson,
01:12:12neither this Atlas
01:12:13are either partners
01:12:14or subsidiaries
01:12:15ever again.
01:12:16Mr. Lambert,
01:12:17Mr. Blaine,
01:12:18I was just trying
01:12:20to protect this event.
01:12:21The Waltons repeatedly
01:12:23tried to harm
01:12:24and frame Mr. Blaine.
01:12:25All of the Atlas
01:12:26contracts with your...
01:12:28Our loan,
01:12:29I don't understand.
01:12:30Business losses.
01:12:32It was granted
01:12:32by a hedge fund.
01:12:34Eye control.
01:12:35And at 12...
01:12:36$84 million.
01:12:38That you...
01:12:39I'll seize your assets.
01:12:43Mr. Blaine,
01:12:44I...
01:12:44I was wrong.
01:12:46Please, please,
01:12:47I'm sorry.
01:12:48That's Mr. Blaine,
01:12:50and he's done with you, Marcus.
01:12:51Get this little snot
01:12:52in his father out of here.
01:12:54They can't afford
01:12:55to be here anymore.
01:12:56I thought that
01:12:58Buford
01:12:59would have been
01:13:00the perfect small...
01:13:00I was met
01:13:02with hostility.
01:13:03Paul,
01:13:04there was one person
01:13:06who didn't care
01:13:08about my status.
01:13:11Supported me
01:13:12the entire time.
01:13:15Paris,
01:13:15I want to make you
01:13:16the happiest woman
01:13:17in the world
01:13:17and give you
01:13:19everything you deserve.
01:13:20Paris,
01:13:30I was awesome.
01:13:30Yes.
01:13:36How lovely
01:13:37a Christmas mirror.
01:13:41The ones you love.
01:13:42Merry Christmas.
01:13:44Merry Christmas!
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