Anaconda : qui de Jack Black et Paul Rudd a le plus peur des serpents ?

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00:00I'm sorry to get angry about it, but come on.

00:05I don't think either one of us like him too much.

00:07Here's the thing.

00:08If you're gonna hand me a snake,

00:10I can take it,

00:11but don't hand it to me face first.

00:13Hand it to me ass first.

00:15I'm just afraid of the head

00:16because it's got the mouth.

00:17It's like giving somebody scissors this way.

00:20Yeah, you don't.

00:21Don't do that.

00:22Turn it around.

00:23The rest of the body I'm fine with.

00:24But if it's handy,

00:25and you've got the mouth,

00:26the head coming,

00:27don't you want to get it

00:28so that you hold it in the right way?

00:29Because if you get from behind,

00:30it could just turn around and get just...

00:31Look, you know that the snake is...

00:33It could bite you.

00:35When it wants to,

00:36it can move fast.

00:37Why wouldn't you be afraid of a snake?

00:39When is it gonna try to bite you?

00:41And how do you know it's not gonna try to bite you?

00:43I'm sorry to get angry about it, but come on.

00:45Yeah.

00:46It's so primitive.

00:47Snake was probably the first thing to exist on the earth.

00:50You know what I mean?

00:51Yeah.

00:52It's just like fucking worm, monster, see?

00:54And it eats in here,

00:55and it goes all the way through,

00:56and it comes out the butt on the other end.

00:58It's a scary monster.

01:00Get your safe, I'm here!

01:04Holy...

01:05Whenever you see a snake

01:06when you're not expecting to see a snake...

01:08Oh, fuck.

01:09That is the worst.

01:11I feel this way about rats, too.

01:12I live in New York City,

01:13and if I'm walking down the street,

01:15and one just goes...

01:16Yeah, but...

01:17But ironically,

01:18if you've got a rat problem,

01:20the best thing to do is get a snake.

01:22Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

01:23Now that we've finished this movie,

01:24I think if one just went...

01:25through the grass,

01:26it would still skeet me.

01:27And let's be honest,

01:28no matter how much you love your pet snake,

01:30does it ever really love you back?

01:32We really love you back.

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