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00:00MUSIC CONTINUES
00:04MUSIC CONTINUES
00:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:19MUSIC CONTINUES
00:25APPLAUSE
00:28Hello, I'm Rana Schwang and Nathan,
00:29and welcome to this special Christmas edition of Parents Evening,
00:32the show where celebs team up with their parents and kids
00:35to win money for charity. I love Christmas.
00:37My family actually call me Santa,
00:39because they only ever see me once a year.
00:41Playing tonight, we have got comedian Josh Whittaker
00:44and his dad, Tom.
00:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:48Dan Sumetti Magusi and Amun Doodoo.
00:50And presenter George Lamb and his dad,
00:52acting legend Larry Lamb.
00:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:56And also here tonight is my mum, Shanti Ranganathan.
01:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:03Mum has been dropping hints about what she wants for Christmas,
01:06but I'm not going to get a divorce and then marry a Sri Lankan woman.
01:08Sorry, Mum.
01:09LAUGHTER
01:10Mum has been researching all of tonight's guests
01:12and she comes up with searching difficult questions,
01:14like when she asked Lisa's parents why their turkey is so bland.
01:17LAUGHTER
01:19You should try adding spices.
01:21Mum, what is something you found out for us today about our guests?
01:24One of our guests gave a life-size photo themselves as a Christmas gift.
01:32LAUGHTER
01:34What kind of narcissistic prick would give a life-size poster of themselves as a Christmas gift?
01:42Who was it?
01:43Ah...
01:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:46So, who was the life-size photo of you for?
01:52My mum, it turned out.
01:53Yeah, exactly.
01:54LAUGHTER
01:55Yeah, we still laugh about that one.
01:57Yeah.
01:58Mum, who would you like a life-size photo of?
02:00You.
02:01I love that one.
02:03Will you give me one?
02:05I will if it means I don't have to see you face-to-face.
02:08LAUGHTER
02:09Good luck tonight, everybody.
02:10Let's play Parents' Evening.
02:11APPLAUSE
02:13Parents, you have to bid on how many questions out of ten you think your child can guess right in a particular category.
02:22Whoever's mum or dad bids the highest will have to play.
02:25Meet the target, you get £100 for each correct answer.
02:28But if you fall short, that money is split between the others instead.
02:32And to stop them influencing your bids, we're going to put your kids on the naughty step three feet behind you.
02:37So, Josh, Wotsey and George, let's get you set for tonight's first question.
02:48Our first question is all about Christmas films.
02:51You are going to have to identify Christmas films based on the user review written on Letterboxd.
02:56We've actually got some reviews here of you guys.
02:59This is from the Gavin and Stacey Christmas special.
03:02This says, protect Larry Lamb at all costs.
03:04Five stars.
03:05That's nice, isn't it?
03:06I agree with that completely.
03:08Yeah, absolutely.
03:09This is from Josh's stand-up special.
03:11I love Josh, but his voice really gets on my nerves.
03:14LAUGHTER
03:20Three stars?
03:22Yeah.
03:23That's not...
03:24You don't love someone and then give...
03:25I'll be honest, I'm listening now, they are right about the voice.
03:28I mean, I was going to say, even in that, it is quite irritating.
03:31Yeah.
03:32This is from my stand-up special.
03:34Came for Romesh, stayed for Shanthi.
03:36Five stars.
03:38Oh, well done on putting your own five-star review on TV.
03:40Well done, Robin.
03:43Doo-doo, do you watch films at Christmas?
03:45Yes.
03:46Do you watch the Strictly Christmas special?
03:48No.
03:49No, no, I get it.
03:50I get it.
03:51Why would you?
03:52I mean, it's not even the proper Strictly, though, is it?
03:53It's just Josh dressed as a penguin looking like a twat.
03:54He was great, though.
03:55He was great.
03:56He was great.
03:57He did a good job.
03:58Moxie gave me a nine.
03:59And it was sincere.
04:00It was nice.
04:01I thought it was sincere until you said that.
04:02No!
04:03Josh, you're facing that photo.
04:06It looks like it's the first time you've been allowed outside.
04:09Just, I'm so delighted to be a penguin.
04:12Oh, so it's a good voice when you do it.
04:13Is that okay?
04:14I used it on my stand-up special.
04:15You should have watched it five stars.
04:16OK, parents, it is time to bid.
04:17Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
04:18Yeah.
04:19I think it's the first time you've been allowed outside.
04:20Josh, you're facing that photo.
04:23It looks like it's the first time you've been allowed outside.
04:26I'm so delighted to be a penguin.
04:29Oh, so it's a good voice when you do it.
04:32Is that okay?
04:33I used it on my stand-up special.
04:35You should have watched it five stars.
04:37OK, parents, it is time to bid.
04:42Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
04:46Yeah.
04:47It's true.
04:48Tom, you're going to be opening the bids.
04:49How many do you think Josh can get?
04:51I reckon he'll get at least three.
04:55Three?
04:56OK.
04:57Dudu, do you think Motsy can get more than three?
04:59I would...
05:01LAUGHTER
05:04Larry, do you think George can get more than three?
05:07Yeah, I'll go for four.
05:09Four.
05:10OK.
05:11Tom?
05:12Yeah, I'll go five.
05:14OK, nice.
05:15Larry, Tom's very confidently said five.
05:17What do you think?
05:18I'm out.
05:19Oh.
05:20Oh!
05:21That means playing for £500 is Josh!
05:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:33Hello, Josh.
05:34Hello, Romesh.
05:35OK.
05:36Out of ten, your dad thinks you can guess five Christmas movies from their review on Letterboxd.
05:40You can give multiple guesses.
05:41Yeah.
05:42You can pass as many times as you want, but you only have 90 seconds.
05:45Cool.
05:46Mum's going to be timing the round.
05:47I would.
05:4890 seconds, Josh.
05:49You've got five to get.
05:50Good luck.
05:51Off you go.
05:52Home Alone.
05:53A small child and a duo of criminals attempt to brutally murder each other.
05:56Home Alone.
05:57Four and a half stars.
05:58It's correct.
05:59Well done.
06:00Rough Actually.
06:01Two stars.
06:02Love Actually.
06:03It is Rough Actually.
06:04It's a wonderful movie.
06:06It's a wonderful movie.
06:07It's absolutely correct.
06:08Who is taking care of Jude Law's children while he's having bad sex with Cameron Diaz.
06:13Three stars.
06:14It is The Holiday.
06:15Well done.
06:16He's got one to get.
06:17Tim Allen kills Santa Claus and takes his job.
06:20Three stars.
06:21The Santa Claus.
06:22It is The Santa Claus.
06:23Josh Minnigan.
06:24Oh my God.
06:25Come on.
06:26Yes, Josh.
06:27Yes.
06:28You've scored five.
06:29We're going to give him a round of applause.
06:30Give it back for Josh.
06:38Josh, incredible work.
06:40Was that celebration proportionate to naming five Christmas movies?
06:43I'd like to answer you to decide.
06:45What's your favourite Christmas film, Mum?
06:47Home Alone.
06:48What about Love Actually?
06:50Love Actually?
06:51What is that?
06:52I never...
06:53Do you know the film where Hugh Grant is the Prime Minister?
06:56I don't like Hugh Grant.
07:02Why don't you like Hugh Grant?
07:03It's very rude.
07:07He can be popular.
07:08Yeah.
07:09But he should learn manners.
07:10Mum?
07:11Yes.
07:12It's for you as well.
07:13For me?
07:14Yes.
07:15Someone is standing up to him.
07:16Yes.
07:17Yes, Mummy.
07:18Thank you, darling.
07:20I love your dance.
07:21OK.
07:22Josh, Motsi and George, let's get you set for your next question.
07:35OK, this time your question is all about chocolate.
07:45Oh.
07:46Sometimes people aren't sure whether a chocolate is vegan or not.
07:48The rule I use is, if you're enjoying it, it's not vegan.
07:51What you're going to have to do for this one is you have to name the chocolate bar represented
07:55by the picture.
07:56For example, this one, Mum.
07:58What chocolate is that?
07:59Lion bar?
08:00Lion bar is absolutely right.
08:02Yeah, I mean, to be fair, you just have to say what it is.
08:04It's a big face.
08:05How can I miss it?
08:06Yeah.
08:07OK.
08:08Parents, it's time to bid.
08:11Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored two.
08:14Dudu, you're going to be opening the bids.
08:16How many do you think Motsi can get?
08:19Two.
08:20OK, Larry.
08:21Dudu's bid two.
08:22How many do you think George can get?
08:24Five.
08:25Five!
08:26Oh, yay!
08:27Come on!
08:30Tom.
08:32I'll go six.
08:34OK.
08:35Yay!
08:36Dudu, six is the bid to b.
08:38No?
08:39I'm out.
08:40You're out.
08:41OK, fair enough.
08:42Larry.
08:43Seven.
08:44Oh, OK.
08:45I like this.
08:46OK, Tom.
08:47This is a battle now.
08:48I'm out.
08:49You!
08:52So that means playing for £700, it's George!
09:01Hello, George.
09:02How are you?
09:03I'm very well.
09:04How are you?
09:05I'm good.
09:06I've suddenly felt a lot less attractive.
09:07OK, so how do you feel about this round?
09:10I like chocolate a lot.
09:12Yeah.
09:13But, yeah, I feel confident.
09:14Oh, God.
09:15When you looked at me and said I like chocolate a lot,
09:17I felt something.
09:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:19LAUGHTER
09:20I've got a great hair in there.
09:21Yeah.
09:22Julie, what I feel about is I could be that chocolate, George.
09:24LAUGHTER
09:25OK, so, your dad thinks you can name seven chocolates
09:30from the ten clues provided.
09:31OK.
09:32George, good luck to you.
09:33Off you go.
09:34Seven to get.
09:35What chocolate is this?
09:37Picnic.
09:38Is correct.
09:41Whisper.
09:42Whisper is correct.
09:44What's this one?
09:45Yorkie.
09:46Is correct.
09:47What's this one?
09:49Er...
09:50Pass.
09:51What is that?
09:52OK, let's go to the next one.
09:53What's this one?
09:54Planet...
09:55No, that's planet.
09:56That's Earth.
09:57We don't have a pick.
09:58We don't have a chocolate called planet or Earth.
10:00Er...
10:01Moon.
10:02Milky...
10:03Er...
10:04Milky Way.
10:05The...
10:06What is the chocolate bar called that's got something to do
10:07with the moon?
10:08Well, I can't give you any options.
10:09I'd love to.
10:10Yeah?
10:11Pass, pass, pass, pass.
10:12It's a dime bar.
10:13Yes, correct.
10:14OK, let's go to the next one.
10:15Eminem.
10:16Four Eminem's.
10:17Eminem's.
10:18Yes.
10:19You've got two to get.
10:20What's this one?
10:21Bucket of treasure, chest, box, money...
10:24Pass if you want to come and look at the next one.
10:26Yeah, next one.
10:27OK, pass.
10:28What's this one?
10:29Bus going to South London.
10:31Is it?
10:32Is it?
10:33Is it?
10:34Is it?
10:35Is it?
10:36It's a red bus.
10:37Yeah.
10:38Big bus.
10:39It's a metro line by Double Decker.
10:40Yes!
10:41You've got one to go, you've got one to go.
10:42What is this?
10:43What are you looking at?
10:44Flake!
10:45Yes!
10:46You did it!
10:47You did it!
10:49I hope you've got one.
10:50Congratulations you scored two.
10:52What is that?
10:53Is it?
10:54You've got one to go?
10:55What is this?
10:56What are you looking at?
10:57Flake.
10:58Yes!
10:59You did it!
11:00Here's your score to everybody, give it up for George!
11:08Oh, that was exhilarating.
11:10Larry, what did you think of George's performance there?
11:12Sweet.
11:16There's three questions you missed, George, let's have a look.
11:19There's this one, anybody got any ideas?
11:21Time out. It is time out, yeah.
11:23I thought it was ripped bastard, but it's not.
11:26Let's have a look at the next one.
11:28That is Mars.
11:33Here we go, what planet is a chocolate bar?
11:38Okay, this one, this is a tough one. Anybody?
11:40Bouncy. Bouncy.
11:43There you go. Give it up for George, though, what a performance.
11:47Alright, Mum, there are two questions in, what are the scores, please?
11:50Give it a bit of drama, a little bit of Christmas.
11:52Like drama, but how do you want me to say it?
11:55Like, just give it a little bit of body movement, you know.
11:57Like that?
11:58You got this, and you got that, and we're done.
12:01Good luck to you.
12:02Yeah.
12:03Motsi and Dudu.
12:04Yeah.
12:05Yeah.
12:06Nothing at the moment, but you will get some more, OK?
12:09No!
12:10I'm sorry.
12:12Josh and Tom.
12:13Yeah.
12:14500 pounds.
12:19Wow, wow, wow.
12:20Well done, guys.
12:21Time for a break now.
12:22Remember, family is the greatest gift.
12:23Unless they got you a PlayStation.
12:24See you in a bed.
12:25Well done, guys.
12:26Time for a break now.
12:27Remember, family is the greatest gift.
12:29Unless they got you a PlayStation.
12:30See you in a bed.
12:31Welcome back to Parents Evening.
12:32Kids, remember, you can't influence your parents during these questions, so once again, let's get set for our next one.
12:52This time, your question is all about board games. What you're going to have to do is name the board game from its official tagline. For example, skill game where you're the doctor. What board game is that?
13:13I haven't got a clue.
13:15OK, it's not. That does sound like a board game, but that's not the correct answer. It's actually Operation. It's a great game. Slightly more difficult to play nowadays because of NHS waiting times.
13:27Larry, do you think George will be any good at this?
13:29Yeah.
13:30Is he competitive when you're playing board games?
13:31Very.
13:32Very, OK, yeah. It gets competitive at our house, doesn't it, Mum? You come over every Christmas, play a bit of Uno.
13:37I'm rubbish at it.
13:38Yeah, well, you don't know that every year you don't...
13:40You always mention I haven't improved at all.
13:43So why don't you teach me how to play?
13:45Mum, I teach you every year.
13:47Ever.
13:48Every year.
13:49I say to you, this is how you play.
13:50You walk me around.
13:51I'm just going to watch a couple of games because I can't get my head around it.
13:53Yeah.
13:54Then we start playing.
13:55And then you go, should I put a two down?
13:56No, you can't put a two down!
13:58You cannot have any time to tell you!
14:00So how can I run like that?
14:02This is what I say, you should learn manners.
14:08It's current evening.
14:10Yeah.
14:11Parents, it is time to bid.
14:14When Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
14:17OK, Larry, you're going to be opening the bids.
14:20How many of these do you think George can get?
14:24Five.
14:26That is a great opening bid.
14:28Tom?
14:29Six.
14:30You!
14:31OK, Dudu?
14:32What do you think?
14:33You see, these gentlemen, they know that my child can get more.
14:38So they say, so I'm going out.
14:41You're out!
14:42Out!
14:47That is one of the most incredible justifications I've ever heard.
14:50Yeah.
14:51These gentlemen know my child can get more.
14:53Yeah.
14:54So I'm out.
14:55LAUGHTER
14:57OK, Larry, it's six to beat.
14:59What do you think?
15:00Seven.
15:01Oh!
15:02What the fuck?
15:03What the fuck?
15:04What the fuck?
15:05What the fuck?
15:06So...
15:07It's a bit of seven to beat.
15:09You seem quite stressed out.
15:10What's wrong?
15:11That's very edgy, isn't it?
15:12It is.
15:13LAUGHTER
15:20I'll go eight.
15:27This is, this is great gaming.
15:29OK, Larry.
15:31Tom has bid eight.
15:32Do you want to push him further?
15:38Nine.
15:39LAUGHTER
15:44OK, Tom.
15:45I'm out.
15:47That means that playing for £900, it's George!
16:00So, out of ten, your dad thinks he can name nine board games from their slogan.
16:04George, are you ready?
16:05I'm ready.
16:06OK, let's go.
16:07Good luck.
16:10The classic naval combat game.
16:14Oh, erm...
16:15Battleship.
16:16Is correct!
16:18The frantic marble munching game.
16:21The hippos, the hungry hippos.
16:22Is correct, I'll accept that.
16:24Hungry, hungry hippos.
16:26The game of strategic conquest.
16:27Riz.
16:28Is correct!
16:30Every word counts.
16:31Scrabble.
16:32Is correct.
16:34The game of quick draw.
16:37I don't know.
16:38Pass.
16:39Pass.
16:40OK.
16:41Fast-stealing property trading game.
16:42Monopoly.
16:43Is correct.
16:45The original guessing game.
16:46Guess who.
16:47Is correct.
16:49You've got three to get.
16:50Your life, your way.
16:51Your life, your way.
16:55No.
16:56I don't know what that is.
16:57Pass.
16:58OK, next one.
16:59The classic barrel of last for all the farmers.
17:02Er...
17:03I don't know.
17:04OK.
17:05Do you want to pass and come back to that one?
17:06Pass, pass, pass.
17:07OK, let's have a look at the next one.
17:08The saddle stacking game with a moody mule.
17:13Buckaroo.
17:14Is correct!
17:16OK, we've got two to get.
17:17The game of quick draw.
17:23Two left to get.
17:24That kind of thing.
17:25Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
17:26I don't know.
17:27What kind of draw is that?
17:28Well, I can give you nothing beyond that.
17:30What's the next one?
17:31The other one?
17:33Your life, your way.
17:38Bad luck, you couldn't reach nine,
17:39which means the money is getting split between the others.
17:41Let's hear it for George!
17:49Let's have a look at the ones you didn't get.
17:52The game of quick draw is Pictionary.
17:56Your life, your way.
17:57This is probably the toughest one.
17:58It's the game of life.
18:00No.
18:01And the last one, the classic barrel of last for all the family.
18:04Josh, you got any idea?
18:05Is that one where you put the things on and the guy pops out the barrel?
18:08Yes.
18:09Pop-up pirate.
18:10Pop-up pirate.
18:11Wow.
18:12OK, Mum, could you give us a score, please?
18:13Of course I can.
18:14A little bit of Christmas pizazz, please, if you don't mind.
18:16Motsi and Dudu.
18:17Yes.
18:18450 pounds!
18:19Yay!
18:21Yay!
18:23Yay!
18:25George and Larry, 700 pounds!
18:28Yay!
18:31My God!
18:32George and Tom, 950 pounds!
18:36So, basically, Motsi and Dudu, you benefited from Larry getting overexcited with the beans.
18:45We're happy.
18:46We're happy about that.
18:47OK.
18:48From this point, you will not be given any clues.
18:50OK?
18:51Instead, you'll be given a category, and you have to list as many correct answers as you can in that category.
18:55Plus, every correct answer is now worth 200 pounds.
19:00Ooh!
19:01Because there's nothing more Christmassy than suddenly everything being twice the price.
19:05So, Josh, Motsi and George, let's get you set for the next question.
19:15Your next category is Christmas dinner.
19:19You have to guess all the components of the traditional Christmas dinner at Wetherspoon.
19:23LAUGHTER
19:25By the way, just so you know, from this point on, if any of you say an answer before the game begins,
19:29it will be considered cheating, I'm afraid.
19:31In which case, the answer will be removed, and I'll take £100 off your total.
19:35And I might take away £100 if Josh says anything, because he really is bringing out my inner bully.
19:40LAUGHTER
19:41Dudu, what's a South African Christmas meal like?
19:43South Africa is...
19:46It's summer.
19:47Because in summer, you stay outside, we do brides.
19:51And when I get here in Europe, Christmas was inside.
19:57LAUGHTER
19:58It's cold. It's different, isn't it?
20:00I mean, that's a really nice way of saying Christmas here is shit.
20:03LAUGHTER
20:05Doodoo, Motsy's not played yet, because your favourite phrase tonight has been, I'm out.
20:12LAUGHTER
20:14Do you think this might be the one that she could step up?
20:16Yes. Yes.
20:17OK, well, let's see.
20:18Parents, it's time to bid.
20:20When Mum tried this earlier, she scored five.
20:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:30Five! Five!
20:32OK, it's not that much of a flex.
20:34All right, Tom, it's your turn to bid first.
20:36How many do you think Josh can get?
20:38Four.
20:39Four.
20:40Doodoo, what are you thinking?
20:42I'm out.
20:43LAUGHTER
20:44LAUGHTER
20:45APPLAUSE
20:47LAUGHTER
20:50LAUGHTER
20:53Is it right, have you flown all the way from South Africa to play this tonight?
20:56Yes, OK.
20:57Yes.
20:58And you just don't want Motsy to get involved at all?
21:00No, I understand.
21:01LAUGHTER
21:02Larry, Tom's bid four, what do you think?
21:05Five.
21:07Five.
21:08Five, OK.
21:09Could this be another duel again?
21:10Tom?
21:11Six.
21:12Oh.
21:13Larry?
21:15I'm out.
21:17Ooh!
21:18OK, well, that means that playing for £1,200 is Josh!
21:30So, your dad thinks you can name six savouring components
21:32that are listed in the traditional Christmas dinner at JD Wetherspin,
21:35otherwise known as spoons.
21:37Multiple guesses are allowed,
21:38but if you take too long without giving a correct answer,
21:40you will time out.
21:41OK.
21:42Off you go.
21:43OK, turkey.
21:46It's there.
21:47Gravy.
21:49Gravy's there.
21:50Carrots.
21:51Stuffing.
21:52Carrots is there, yeah.
21:53Er, potatoes.
21:54We need more specific than that.
21:56Roast potatoes.
21:57No.
21:58Boiled potatoes.
21:59No.
22:00Mashed potatoes?
22:01Yes.
22:02Fuck off.
22:03I thought the same.
22:04I thought the same.
22:05Bread sauce.
22:06Er, sprouts.
22:07No.
22:08No.
22:09Carrots.
22:10Chicken.
22:11Beef.
22:12Erm.
22:13Oh, God.
22:14Stuffing.
22:15No.
22:16Erm.
22:17And, er, stuffing.
22:20I've already got stuffing!
22:22Oh, no!
22:24Oh, no!
22:25Josh, I'm so sorry.
22:26Bad luck.
22:27The money's getting split between the others.
22:28Give it up for Josh!
22:29That was tough!
22:30What would you have gone for?
22:31OK, this is the full list.
22:33And I think you'll find it pretty offensive.
22:34Oh.
22:35Do you know what?
22:36I don't hate myself after that.
22:37First of all, can I just say, pigs in blankets.
22:38Getting a bit of pig, then wrapping it in a bit of pig.
22:39I mean, absolutely taking the piss there.
22:40Motsu, how are you feeling about not being put up for any of the rounds so far?
22:41I feel the ambitious person in myself is screaming, but on the other side I'm just like, you know, she pretends to be cute.
22:54And, oh, you're so cute.
22:55I mean, I'm so cute.
22:56I'm so cute.
22:57You're so cute.
22:58I'm so cute.
22:59I'm so cute.
23:00I'm so cute.
23:01I'm so cute.
23:02I'm so cute.
23:03I'm so cute.
23:04I'm so cute.
23:05And, oh, I'm so cute.
23:07Oh!
23:08I can't eat a bit of pig.
23:09I'm just like, you know, she protects me, I protect her.
23:12You guys are serving.
23:14LAUGHTER
23:15No Dublin score!
23:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:21OK, Mum, what's that done to the scores, please?
23:23Josh and Tom...
23:24Oh.
23:25..950 pounds, because you know why.
23:30Mochi and Dudu...
23:33..1,050 pounds.
23:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:39I'd love it if the first time Mochi had to answer was in the final.
23:42LAUGHTER
23:43And George and Larry, 1,300 pounds, guys!
23:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:50OK, it's time for a festive break,
23:52which in my house means Lisa asking me to sleep in the garage.
23:55See you in a bit.
23:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:09Welcome back to the Parents' Evening Christmas Special,
24:12proving family is a gift, but it's still worth keeping the receipt.
24:15LAUGHTER
24:15OK, Josh, Mochi and George, let's get you set for your next question.
24:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:22Your next category is greetings cards.
24:31You're going to have to name the themes for cards available at Card Factory.
24:34Larry, who's a better gifter, you or George?
24:37Bearing in mind you give gifts of yourself, but...
24:39LAUGHTER
24:40Well, you know, it's certainly not me.
24:42I'm rather renowned in the family as spending 73 years
24:48getting a present for George that was right, but of course...
24:53I'm 45.
24:54Oh, I know.
24:55LAUGHTER
24:56APPLAUSE
25:04I was 73, so it was 41 years in getting him a birthday.
25:08Yeah.
25:09So getting him a present that was right.
25:11LAUGHTER
25:12Unfortunately, you've said one of the answers.
25:15Oh.
25:16Which means I've got to take 100 pounds off...
25:18No!
25:19No!
25:20Do you mean, no, that's the rules of the game.
25:21No!
25:22You said birthday.
25:23LAUGHTER
25:24Tom, was Josh very grateful for the gifts he received?
25:26I...
25:27Oh, I don't know.
25:28I don't know.
25:29Why, cos you didn't give him any?
25:30LAUGHTER
25:31Well, we don't show a lot of emotion in our family, Romesh.
25:34Oh, really?
25:35LAUGHTER
25:36How often do you tell Josh you love him?
25:39Er...
25:40I don't think I've ever told him that.
25:42LAUGHTER
25:43I'm going to be honest with you, Tom.
25:45I know it's weird, but I'm on your side.
25:47LAUGHTER
25:49LAUGHTER
25:51OK, parents, it's time to bid.
25:55When Mum tried this earlier, she scored six.
25:58Ooh.
25:59Ooh!
26:00Doodoo, you're going to be opening the bids.
26:02Yes.
26:03How many do you think Motsy can get?
26:05Three.
26:06Three?
26:07OK.
26:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:10Larry.
26:12Four.
26:13Four.
26:14Four.
26:15Tom, what are you thinking?
26:16Five.
26:17Five.
26:18Doodoo.
26:19Out. I'm out.
26:20You're out.
26:21LAUGHTER
26:26Larry, five is the bid to be.
26:28I'll go six.
26:29Six.
26:30Tom?
26:31I never thought you'd be like this, Larry.
26:33LAUGHTER
26:34LAUGHTER
26:39LAUGHTER
26:40I had a whole different impression of what you were like.
26:42LAUGHTER
26:44Tom, what did you think he was like?
26:45How has he differed?
26:46I thought you'd be like that guy off Gavin and Stacey.
26:48LAUGHTER
26:49LAUGHTER
26:50LAUGHTER
26:58What are you thinking then, Tom?
26:59I'll go seven.
27:00OK.
27:01Larry?
27:03I'll go eight.
27:05Ooh!
27:06Tom?
27:12LAUGHTER
27:14Um, nine.
27:15Nine!
27:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:18You are out!
27:21Larry?
27:22Tom didn't think you were going to be like this.
27:24LAUGHTER
27:25Ten.
27:26Ten?
27:27OK.
27:28APPLAUSE
27:30Tom?
27:31I'm, er...
27:32I'm going to go eleven.
27:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:35OK, Larry, the bid is currently at eleven.
27:38Erm...
27:43I'm out.
27:44Oh!
27:45You are out.
27:47APPLAUSE
27:49OK.
27:51That means that playing for £2,200, it's Josh!
28:03OK.
28:04Josh, you're really keen for your dad to push up the bids, weren't you?
28:07I'll be honest, I never thought I'd see my dad in a dick swinging contest with Larry Land.
28:10LAUGHTER
28:11So your dad thinks you can name eleven reasons for giving someone a card according to the card factory.
28:17Multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long without giving a correct answer, you will time out.
28:21We need eleven.
28:22OK.
28:23Good luck to you, Josh.
28:25Off you go, whenever you're ready.
28:26Valentine's Day.
28:27Valentine's...
28:28Is that there?
28:29Christmas.
28:30Yep.
28:31Easter.
28:32No, keep guessing.
28:33New Year.
28:34Engagement.
28:35Engagement is there.
28:36Wedding.
28:37Wedding is there.
28:38Anniversary.
28:39Anniversary's there.
28:40Retirement.
28:41Retirement's there.
28:42New job.
28:43New job's there.
28:44Um...
28:45New baby.
28:46Christine.
28:47Yep.
28:48Eid.
28:49Eid.
28:50Is there.
28:51And, um...
28:52Condolences.
28:53I'll accept that.
28:54It's sympathy.
28:55Well done, Josh.
28:56Congratulations, Josh.
28:57You scored eleven winning year 2200.
28:59Give it up for Josh.
29:01Tom, that must make you feel like you really, really love Josh.
29:22I'm really proud of him and I love him really a lot.
29:25Happy Christmas.
29:33OK, let's have a look at the full list.
29:36There we go.
29:37Father's Day.
29:38Wow.
29:39Father's Day, Mother's Day.
29:40Motsu, do you think you could have got more than Josh?
29:43Do you think you could have done that?
29:44Well, eleven not, but, uh, yeah.
29:47Baby shower, Mother's Day, Father's Day.
29:50Congratulations.
29:51Yeah, I mean, you're reading them.
29:53Yeah, yeah.
29:55What about you, George?
29:56I could have got more.
29:57Yeah?
29:58Yeah.
29:59You could have got more?
30:00Yeah.
30:01Oh, wow.
30:02I think this is...
30:03I actually think this is quite an easy one.
30:04Right.
30:05Although I'm the guy who didn't get miles when I was looking at...
30:07OK, Mum, what has that done to the scores, please?
30:11Well, I'm excited.
30:13Let me read it for you.
30:15Yeah?
30:16LAUGHTER
30:18I'll get you honest with you, Mum.
30:20I don't really like the way you said that.
30:22LAUGHTER
30:23We love it, Mum.
30:25Thank you, thank you.
30:26Let me read it for you.
30:27Let me read it for you.
30:28LAUGHTER
30:29I'm putting it with sexy boy.
30:31Oh, please do not.
30:32LAUGHTER
30:33All right.
30:34OK.
30:35Motsu and Dudu, £1,050.
30:38Woo-hoo!
30:39Very well done.
30:40George and Larry, £1,200.
30:49Josh and Tom, £3,100.
30:56OK, Josh, Motsu and George, let's get you set for your last question in this round.
31:01LAUGHTER
31:02OK, go for it.
31:07This question is all about festive football birds.
31:11What this is, is you're going to have to list the birds that have appeared on the badges of Premier League football teams, past and present.
31:17Dudu, does Motsu like football?
31:20Yes.
31:21LAUGHTER
31:26OK, parents, it's time to bid.
31:28LAUGHTER
31:30So, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored one.
31:33LAUGHTER
31:34Larry, how many do you think George can get?
31:37Two.
31:38Two, OK.
31:40Tom?
31:41Three.
31:42Three, OK.
31:43Dudu?
31:44Four.
31:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
31:51No!
31:52No!
31:53What's this?
31:54What's this?
31:55Larry?
31:57I'm out.
31:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
31:59No!
32:00No!
32:01No!
32:02No!
32:03No!
32:04No!
32:05No!
32:06No!
32:07No!
32:08No!
32:09Tom!
32:10Tom!
32:11It's with you!
32:12Do two as before.
32:13What do you want to do?
32:14I'm out.
32:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:17Oh, my God!
32:18No!
32:19No!
32:20No!
32:21No!
32:22No!
32:23No!
32:24No!
32:25This is good.
32:26That will be fine.
32:28Oh, my God.
32:29This is the best possible result we could have hoped for.
32:32Merry Christmas, everybody.
32:34Playing for the first time...
32:38For £800, it's Motsie!
32:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:47Time birds!
32:48Birds!
32:49Motsie, what's your knowledge of football badge birds?
32:53No, zero!
32:56You've only got to get four.
32:57OK.
32:58OK, and what I'm going to say, if you do get four,
33:00the roof is going to come off this one.
33:03So your mum thinks that you can name four birds that are featured,
33:06or still do feature,
33:08on the badges of football teams that have played in the Premier League.
33:12Motsy, are you ready?
33:13I have no choice.
33:17Wow, wow.
33:18Motsy, good luck, off you go.
33:19You've just got to name four.
33:20So just shout out some birds.
33:21Eagle.
33:22Eagle.
33:23Yes, that's right.
33:27OK, good go, good go.
33:28Vulture.
33:30Live-a-bird.
33:32Live-a-bird is right.
33:33Keep going.
33:37A pigeon.
33:40What else do we have?
33:42Eagles, vultures, a hawk.
33:44A seagull.
33:45Hawk will accept.
33:46Yes, a seagull!
33:47A seagull, a seagull there!
33:49Get off the next door!
33:51Go, say, lift your feet!
33:52Go, say, lift your feet!
33:53Go, say, lift your feet!
33:54Go,, say, lift your feet!
33:55Go, say, lift your feet!
33:56Go, say, lift your feet!
34:06Congratulations, Wilson!
34:08You won $800.
34:10Give it up for Motsi Motsi!
34:21Thank you. Oh, my God.
34:24I will never do that again.
34:27Give it up for Motsi Motsi, everybody!
34:33Oh, man, that was exhilarating.
34:35How does that feel? Are you proud?
34:37It is. Yes.
34:39Let's have a look at the full list.
34:43There we go. Mum, can you give us the scores, please?
34:46George and Larry, £1,200.
34:52Motsi and Dodo, £1,850.
34:59My God.
35:01Josh and Tom, £3,155.
35:05There is one more round before our final.
35:11Josh, Motsi and George, you're going to be answering questions on the buzzer,
35:14but we've given those buzzers to your parents.
35:17And they won't just decide when you answer, but what you answer.
35:20Get one right, you will add £400 to your total.
35:23But get it wrong and it will be split with the other teams.
35:26OK, are you ready? Yes.
35:28Then let's begin.
35:35First question.
35:36Name the carpenter.
35:40Larry. B.
35:41B. George.
35:42Jesus.
35:43It is Jesus.
35:44A is Sabrina Carpenter.
35:46Next question.
35:47Name the Christmas song.
35:53Tom.
35:54B.
35:55B. Josh.
35:56Little Drummer Boy.
35:57Is correct.
35:58A is Run, Rudolph Run.
35:59Next question.
36:00Name the man playing Sandra.
36:06Tom.
36:07B.
36:08Josh.
36:09Don't know.
36:10It's Paul Burrell.
36:11What?
36:12Would you have got A, Josh?
36:13It's Richard Attenborough.
36:14It is Richard Attenborough, yes.
36:15OK, next question.
36:16Name the wise man.
36:21Tom.
36:22A.
36:23A, Josh.
36:24Dalai Lama.
36:25It is Dalai Lama.
36:26B is Dennis Wise.
36:27Next question.
36:28Name the bell.
36:33Larry.
36:34B.
36:35B, George.
36:36Alexander Graham.
36:37Yeah, A is Kristen Bell.
36:39Next question.
36:40Name the Christmas tool.
36:42Larry.
36:43B.
36:44B.
36:45B.
36:46Nutcracker.
36:47It is Nutcracker.
36:48A is Turkey Baster.
36:49Dudu, just a quick one.
36:51You know you've got a buzzer, yeah?
36:52Yeah.
36:54Next question.
36:55Name the Mary.
36:58Tom.
36:59B.
37:00B.
37:01Josh.
37:02Mary Queen of Scots.
37:03Is correct.
37:04A is Mary Earps.
37:05Name the Christmas pudding.
37:06B.
37:07B.
37:08Tom.
37:09A.
37:10Josh.
37:11Log.
37:12We won't accept that, I'm afraid.
37:13It's Yule Log.
37:14Oh, what?
37:16Would you have named B?
37:17Yeah, stolen.
37:18No, Panettone.
37:19So...
37:23Wow.
37:24I like the confidence.
37:25Next question.
37:26Name the Joseph.
37:31Larry.
37:32B.
37:33B.
37:34Leslie.
37:35It is Leslie Joseph.
37:36I feel a little bit embarrassed that Dad thinks I would know about Leslie Joseph over Starlet.
37:40Yeah.
37:42Next question.
37:44Name the dame.
37:47B.
37:48Tom.
37:49B.
37:50B, Josh.
37:51Kelly Holmes.
37:52Is correct.
37:53Craig Revell Horwood.
37:54Is it?
37:55Yes.
37:56Oh, that's it.
37:57That's the end of the round.
38:00Mum, can you please confirm the final scores for us?
38:04Mossey and Doodoo.
38:07£2,250.
38:09CHEERING
38:12George and Larry.
38:13£3,200.
38:18Josh and Tom.
38:19£4,750.
38:21CHEERING
38:22Congratulations, Josh and Tom.
38:23You have made it through to the final!
38:24CHEERING
38:25George, how do you feel it went for you tonight?
38:26Dad's been kicking himself the whole way about the whole greeting card thing.
38:27You know what I mean?
38:28That's the last ten minutes.
38:29He's like, you could have done much better than that, you know?
38:30LAUGHTER
38:31Motsi, how do you feel the game went for you tonight?
38:32I think we did well.
38:33Yeah.
38:34We connected.
38:35Yeah.
38:36Yeah.
38:37And I'm proud of her.
38:38She came all the way from me.
38:39I'm proud of her.
38:40She came all the way from me.
38:41I'm proud of her.
38:42I'm proud of her.
38:43I'm proud of her.
38:44I'm proud of her.
38:45I'm proud of you tonight.
38:46I think we did well.
38:47Yeah.
38:48We connected.
38:49Yeah.
38:50Yeah.
38:51And I'm proud of her.
38:52She came all the way from Africa for you.
38:53Yes.
38:58We have got to take a break now.
39:00Join us in a bit to see if Josh and Tom can double their money in our final round.
39:04It's very tense because if they win it, we can only afford one car for me and Mum to share home.
39:07What a nightmare.
39:08See you in a bit, guys.
39:09APPLAUSE
39:25Welcome back to the Parents' Evening Christmas Special, where some parents are so disappointed
39:28in their offspring, you'd have thought they'd have married Meghan Markle.
39:31Josh and Tom, by making it through to the final, you have secured your prize for charity.
39:37How much have they made, Mum?
39:38£4,750.
39:40Nice.
39:44But, succeeding this round, we will double that, bringing the total to what, Mum?
39:48£9,500.
39:50Wow!
39:55Here is how it works.
39:56You're going to see a board of 12 possible answers, but only five of them are correct.
40:00To double your jackpot, all you have to do is identify all five.
40:03If you pick three wrong answers, I'm afraid you lose a round, but you do leave with your original jackpot of £4,750.
40:09Tom, you are going to be picking the category.
40:13Your options are Christmas carols, Winter Olympics and Christmas adverts.
40:20What are you thinking?
40:21You know what?
40:22I'm going to go with Christmas adverts.
40:25Christmas adverts.
40:27Josh and Tom, for the last time, let's play Parents' Evening!
40:30APPLAUSE
40:39Josh, how happy are you with the category that your dad's chosen?
40:42I've chosen the same, but they're all tough.
40:45What you have to do is you've got to name five titles of John Lewis Christmas adverts, OK?
40:52Here are the possible answers.
40:54The Owl and the Pussycat.
40:56The Bear and the Hare.
40:58The Ass and the Beaver.
41:00Monty the Python.
41:02Moz the Monster.
41:03Romesh the Reindeer.
41:05The Space Oddity.
41:07The Lightning Rod.
41:09The Man on the Moon.
41:11Buster the Boxer.
41:13The Red Herring.
41:15And Edgar the Dragon.
41:17OK.
41:18So five of those are titles of John Lewis adverts and seven aren't.
41:22When you're ready, give me your first answer.
41:25I'm presuming you know none of them?
41:27You're correct.
41:28You're correct there.
41:29LAUGHTER
41:36So, Josh, what are you thinking?
41:39I remember The Bear and the Hare.
41:41That's a bear that's asleep in a cave and the hare buys it an alarm clock and Lily Allen's the music.
41:48The Bear and the Hare.
41:49Let's lock that in.
41:50Is that a Christmas ad?
41:55That is correct.
41:56What are you going for next?
42:00Any ones that you're certain of?
42:02Yeah.
42:03I remember Moz the Monster being on sale in John the Lewis.
42:06John the Lewis.
42:07LAUGHTER
42:09That's what you call it when you come into money.
42:13LAUGHTER
42:14I'll just pop it over to John the Lewis.
42:17LAUGHTER
42:19So, Moz the Monster was in John the Lewis.
42:23OK, let's lock in Moz the Monster.
42:25Was Moz the Monster in Christmas ad?
42:30Yes, it was.
42:32APPLAUSE
42:34You have got three to get.
42:36There was a weird bloke on the moon with a telescope.
42:39Do you remember him?
42:40He was quite creepy.
42:41Man on the Moon.
42:42OK.
42:43I think that must be that one.
42:44Tom, you agree with that?
42:45Totally.
42:46Yeah.
42:47Let's lock in the Man on the Moon.
42:48Is the Man on the Moon a genuine John Lewis Christmas ad?
42:53It is!
42:54Well done.
42:55APPLAUSE
42:56OK, two to get.
42:57Yeah, I think there's one about a boxer dog that wants to play on the trampoline.
43:08Mm-hm.
43:09So, I think that must be Buster the Boxer.
43:11OK.
43:12Buster the Boxer.
43:13Let's lock that in.
43:14Is that a genuine Christmas ad?
43:15Yeah.
43:16It is!
43:17Right.
43:18Right.
43:19So, we know some of those aren't.
43:21Right.
43:22Right.
43:23So, we know some of those aren't real.
43:26OK.
43:27So, you're one away from doubling your jackpot here.
43:29Which are the ones you definitely are just out of the question?
43:31I don't the Owl and the Pussycat, cos that's a children's story.
43:34So, Owl and the Pussycat's out.
43:35Ass and the Beaver, Romesh the Reindeer.
43:37Yeah.
43:38Monty the Python feels like a kind of copyright problem.
43:41Mm-hm.
43:42So, I don't think...
43:43So, I think it's one of the last four.
43:45Those bottom ones.
43:46So, Space Oddities...
43:47It's not going to be the Red Herring, cos that's a joke in itself, right?
43:49Yeah.
43:50So, should we go with the Lightning Rod?
43:52Because I just don't think they'd make up the Lightning Rod.
43:54You want to go with the Lightning Rod?
43:55OK.
43:56Let's lock in the Lightning Rod.
43:58If this is right, you're doubling your jackpot.
44:10I'm sorry.
44:11The Lightning Rod is, er...
44:13It's actually a manscaping style, according to Wilkinson Sword.
44:17LAUGHTER
44:20OK.
44:21So, you've got one wrong.
44:22Three wrong and you're out.
44:23What are you thinking now?
44:24Oh, suddenly Monty the Python's drawing me in.
44:27Mm.
44:28Is there only one more right answer here?
44:30There's only one more correct one, yeah.
44:33I think the dragon or the python.
44:36I agree.
44:38Monty the Python.
44:39OK, let's lock in Monty the Python.
44:41Is Monty the Python a genuine Christmas ad?
44:52Oh!
44:53Oh!
44:54I'm sorry.
44:55Monty the Penguin.
44:56Oh, it was, yeah!
44:57Whatever you choose now, you're either doubling or you're out.
45:00OK.
45:01Because if it's right, you're doubling your jackpot.
45:03If it's wrong, you're out of the game.
45:04We took it to the edge.
45:05You took it right to the edge.
45:06Edgar the Dragon, man.
45:08I think it'll be Edgar the Dragon, Momesh.
45:11OK.
45:12So, thank you, Tom.
45:14LAUGHTER
45:15Let's lock in Edgar the Dragon.
45:18Is Edgar the Dragon a genuine Christmas ad?
45:21For Christmas.
45:22Come on.
45:28New Orleans!
45:34Congratulations!
45:36You doubled your jackpot to £9,500!
45:43What charity are you donating the money to?
45:44The Lilly Foundation, which is a small charity
45:46that helps children with mitochondrial disease
45:49and families that are affected by it.
45:51Fantastic applause.
45:52Give it up for Josh and Tom!
45:55That is all for tonight.
45:56Thank you to my guests, Monty Voodoo La Moosey,
45:59George and Larry Lamb,
46:01and Josh and Tom Widdicombe.
46:03Thank you so much for watching.
46:05Now, if you enjoy these families spending time together,
46:07you can go back to ignoring yours.
46:09Have a great Christmas.
46:10Say goodbye, Mum.
46:11Bye-bye, everybody.
46:12Merry Christmas!
46:13Y- lifestyle!
46:14Merry Christmas!
46:15PSYCHOLE
46:16physicians
46:17пят BRIGHT
46:18S Geez
46:28entwickelt
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