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00:00:00your fake christmas wife make sure you use an alias we can't have her knowing you're the
00:00:03harrison group ceo mommy why do we have to rent daddy where's my real one everyone knows eva had
00:00:09a kid with a random one night stand i'll tell you when you're older daddy oh well i'm sorry
00:00:16i'm not your dad why does she feel so familiar and then my family will get off my back but you
00:00:21have to help me get my mom off my case too if it isn't a waste manager i've been hearing so much
00:00:28abound don't you dare disrespect my husband my fake wife has some fire in her no feelings no
00:00:35complications that's what we agreed upon that woman is manipulating you and she's unfit to raise my
00:00:41granddaughter time you actually know the truth it's not real none of it was real how can she
00:00:47just walk away what if i already found someone special you're leaving after christmas aren't you
00:00:53well maybe i don't have to leave
00:00:58so i'm finding the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out all right it's about
00:01:09that time so are you kissing anybody at midnight
00:01:12yeah him hi
00:01:22just play along
00:01:23six five four three two one
00:01:29you have a cute scar it's just my birthmark
00:01:57if you want me to stop tell me now
00:01:59i don't want you to stop
00:02:03yeah
00:02:07yeah
00:02:10you
00:02:16yeah
00:02:16yeah
00:02:19yeah
00:02:21yeah
00:02:26I was so drunk last night.
00:02:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:02:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:02:50Happy New Year.
00:02:51Sam, it's me.
00:02:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:02:55I don't care how.
00:02:56Just do it.
00:02:58I will find you.
00:03:04Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:03:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:03:10I need grandkids.
00:03:12I need you to...
00:03:12Message received, Mom.
00:03:14I need to go now.
00:03:15I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:03:25Seven years.
00:03:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:03:29And why do you still haunt me?
00:03:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:03:40Boss, it's been years.
00:03:45I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:03:48Your best, sir.
00:03:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:03:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:03:53Blonde hair, red top.
00:03:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:57We can't have her knowing you're the Harrison Group CEO
00:03:59or she'll jack up the price.
00:04:01Good.
00:04:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:04:04I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:04:16Now Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:04:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:04:23It's just for Christmas.
00:04:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:04:27Where's my real one?
00:04:28I'll tell you when you're older.
00:04:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:04:48Daddy!
00:04:48Oh!
00:04:49What?
00:04:56Daddy!
00:04:57Oh!
00:04:57I'm sorry.
00:04:58I'm not your dad.
00:05:01No, I know you're my daddy.
00:05:02Just as handsome as I've had.
00:05:04Oh.
00:05:05Mommy, hurry!
00:05:06Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:05:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:05:19He's gorgeous.
00:05:26Why does she feel so familiar?
00:05:28No one here.
00:05:29She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:05:31Blonde hair, red top.
00:05:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:05:35So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:05:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we hired, right?
00:05:41Hi, my name's Piper.
00:05:42What's your name?
00:05:43Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:05:46Max.
00:05:46Aurelius.
00:05:47Eva, I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:05:52I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:05:55I guess mom gets her grandkid too.
00:05:58So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:06:05$1,000 an hour?
00:06:07Well, yeah.
00:06:07It's $1,000 a day.
00:06:11Is that enough?
00:06:12That's the most that I can pay you.
00:06:13Wait, you're paying me $1,000 a day?
00:06:15That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:06:17You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:06:20Look, my requirements are simple.
00:06:21Okay, play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one
00:06:26big happy family.
00:06:26And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:06:33So she's getting pressure from the folks, too.
00:06:36Fine.
00:06:37But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:43Deal.
00:06:46Ready to go get married?
00:06:56Oh, clean up nice.
00:07:04It's my wedding day, after all.
00:07:06Pictures.
00:07:09Don't put.
00:07:14You all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:07:26Touching.
00:07:39Okay.
00:07:40Well, I think we got it.
00:07:42Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:07:45To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:07:49Yeah.
00:07:50Of course.
00:07:56Happy holidays, Mom.
00:08:03From my family to you.
00:08:13Bad news, boss.
00:08:14The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:08:18Wait, she bailed?
00:08:20Then who is...
00:08:21Who is she?
00:08:25Whatever.
00:08:26It doesn't matter.
00:08:28I've got what I need.
00:08:32Sam, don't worry about it.
00:08:33I already found someone.
00:08:39Okay.
00:08:40Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:08:43Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:08:45Christmas shopping?
00:08:46I should come.
00:08:48Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:08:51I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:08:54It'll make it more believable.
00:08:55Fine.
00:08:59Yeah, fine.
00:09:00Okay.
00:09:01You can come.
00:09:09Let's go.
00:09:10Which mall are we going to?
00:09:12Um, let's go to that one.
00:09:13Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:09:14Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:09:26Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:09:31Sam, get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:09:37She does kind of look like him.
00:09:42So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:09:45Here, let me get this.
00:09:50I'm going to love you, Max.
00:09:53Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice
00:10:02in front of them.
00:10:04Okay.
00:10:05Should we use our tongues or?
00:10:08No, no, definitely not.
00:10:09And absolutely no...
00:10:11Sex?
00:10:12Yes.
00:10:13Strictly business.
00:10:15Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:10:19What?
00:10:20Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:10:21I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:10:29Let's go.
00:10:36Here.
00:10:37What are you doing?
00:10:38I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:10:42Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:10:47Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:10:5250% off pies?
00:10:53Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:5512 pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:10:57They're the best kind.
00:10:58Hurry up and go, go.
00:10:59What are you standing here for?
00:11:03Hello there.
00:11:04Hi.
00:11:04You ready?
00:11:05Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:11:06Okay, great.
00:11:07We have a holiday special today.
00:11:09Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:11:15Oh, great.
00:11:16Yeah, what do you have that's just $15?
00:11:19Will you get a move on?
00:11:21I just got here.
00:11:23Relax.
00:11:24Yeah, yeah.
00:11:27Here, this will do the trick.
00:11:29Okay, thank you.
00:11:31Hurry up and pay.
00:11:35I will pay when I'm ready.
00:11:37You can wait your turn.
00:11:43Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:11:46Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies.
00:11:53Not the pies.
00:11:54You can just put those on top.
00:12:00Hi, guys.
00:12:02I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:12:04I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:12:06I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:12:07Of course.
00:12:09Thank you so much.
00:12:10Of course.
00:12:11I hope you like pumpkin.
00:12:13She bought all 12 pies.
00:12:15Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:12:17Just to give it away.
00:12:19Merry Christmas.
00:12:20Bye.
00:12:21Merry Christmas.
00:12:21What?
00:12:27You do that often?
00:12:29As often as I can.
00:12:35We should go.
00:12:36We've got to pick up paper.
00:12:40Let's go.
00:12:40Watch out.
00:12:41You done feeling me up?
00:13:02Shut up.
00:13:03I'm sorry.
00:13:04I was just in character, wifey.
00:13:06Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:13:11And don't be late.
00:13:25Harrison Group?
00:13:27Do you do construction for them or something?
00:13:30Sort of.
00:13:31Not that I'm judging.
00:13:32I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:13:38Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:13:41I think that's respectful.
00:13:43Can we pick another company?
00:13:45No.
00:13:46Harrison Group is perfect.
00:13:48And they'll find it impressive.
00:13:49My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:13:51So, perfect.
00:13:56Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:14:00Don't worry.
00:14:01Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:14:02I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:14:06Too much.
00:14:07Let's go, Sam.
00:14:28It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:14:31Hold on.
00:14:31You're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:14:36It's my daughter's.
00:14:38Your daughter's.
00:14:40Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:43Hey, there they are!
00:14:59Hey!
00:15:00Nice to meet you!
00:15:01Oh, Dad.
00:15:03I'm glad you made it.
00:15:04Oh, I missed you.
00:15:06So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:15:10He's coming.
00:15:11Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:15:13Good, good, good.
00:15:16So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:15:19When's he arriving?
00:15:21Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:15:26Poor thing.
00:15:26Not surprising.
00:15:28I mean, she's 30.
00:15:29Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:15:33Oh, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:15:38This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:15:42Auntie Pamela?
00:15:43Debbie?
00:15:44My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:15:47We're only worried about you.
00:15:49All these years without a husband.
00:15:52Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:53You know, you've always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:57And look what happened.
00:15:58She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:16:02I'm not alone.
00:16:03Mm-hmm.
00:16:04And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:16:10He's a manager.
00:16:12Manager?
00:16:13Of what?
00:16:14Trash.
00:16:16Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:16:20You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:16:23Actually, he's right here.
00:16:29Oh, wow.
00:16:31Wow.
00:16:32He is really good looking.
00:16:35Ah, must be AI.
00:16:37Mm-hmm.
00:16:37Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:16:41Fake.
00:16:41That's enough.
00:16:42She's our daughter and your niece.
00:16:45Show some respect.
00:16:46Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned
00:16:52him down?
00:16:53Well, guess what?
00:16:54William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:57Makes 500 grand a year.
00:17:00That's half a million.
00:17:02Half a million.
00:17:03Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:17:07And speak of the devil.
00:17:12Willie, you've made it.
00:17:16There you are.
00:17:26Oh, look at you now.
00:17:29Living the dream.
00:17:30Oh, just think, Eva.
00:17:32Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal
00:17:37waste manager.
00:17:38So married, huh?
00:17:40Is it serious?
00:17:42That's what marriage is.
00:17:44It's pretty serious.
00:17:44Wow.
00:17:47You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:17:49Makes sense, though.
00:17:51You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:17:54Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:56A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:59Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:18:03That's right.
00:18:04Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:18:08Women love a man in red.
00:18:10Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:18:13When I sit on my lap.
00:18:15Don't touch me.
00:18:16Oh, so entitled.
00:18:19Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:18:23And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:18:27I mean, look at that car.
00:18:29Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:18:32Think of the life I can give you on Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:18:36Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:18:40I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:18:48My mom would never marry.
00:18:49She already has us, and he's going to kick your butt.
00:18:52Is that so?
00:18:57Well, then, where is he?
00:19:00Because I don't see him.
00:19:02Does anyone see him?
00:19:05No.
00:19:06Just like I thought.
00:19:08Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:19:11That puts you on the naughty list.
00:19:13And let me show you what happens to the naughty children.
00:19:19Hey.
00:19:19Mommy.
00:19:21Hey.
00:19:21Are you okay?
00:19:22See your hands.
00:19:23Oh, my God.
00:19:25I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:19:27Come on, honey.
00:19:27Let's go.
00:19:30What the hell's the matter with you?
00:19:31How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:19:36Let me go.
00:19:37Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:19:42Let me go.
00:19:43Let me go.
00:19:43Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:20:05Max, you came.
00:20:07Don't worry, sweetie.
00:20:10Where's Piper?
00:20:12William Hitter.
00:20:13Mom doesn't take her inside.
00:20:16Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:20:19Well, well, well.
00:20:20If it isn't a waste manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:20:24That's right.
00:20:26Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:20:29Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:20:32It's an honor to meet you.
00:20:33I'm Max.
00:20:35Eva told us all about you.
00:20:36From New York.
00:20:37Polite.
00:20:38Handsome.
00:20:39Just like she said.
00:20:41Wow.
00:20:42He was an AI.
00:20:44See?
00:20:45He's real.
00:20:46And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:20:49Son of a bitch.
00:20:50You just ruined my suit.
00:20:52And watch the way that you drive that...
00:20:53That pristine automobile.
00:20:56That car?
00:20:58Oh, my God.
00:20:59That's worth more than a house.
00:21:01That car?
00:21:02It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:21:07Wait.
00:21:08Are you?
00:21:13Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:21:16And that's all he needs to know.
00:21:19I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:21:20You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:21:23You stole it.
00:21:24That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:21:26Jesus.
00:21:27How did he get away with it?
00:21:29That's what I want to know.
00:21:31Enough.
00:21:31Please.
00:21:32I trust my daughter.
00:21:36She would never marry a criminal.
00:21:39Max, be honest with me.
00:21:41Where did that car come from?
00:21:42How much do you want for it?
00:21:45I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:21:49So, you need a breath, man.
00:21:54All right, that's it.
00:21:55I'm calling the cops.
00:21:56Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:58Wait.
00:21:59What?
00:22:00Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:22:03Oh, well.
00:22:05Too late.
00:22:06Listen, hon.
00:22:12I believe you.
00:22:14But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:22:18Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:22:20It's my car, okay?
00:22:21It's not stolen.
00:22:22Yeah?
00:22:23If it's yours, then prove it.
00:22:26Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:22:29Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:22:30Okay.
00:22:31I'll prove that it's mine.
00:22:32But then you have to get lost.
00:22:34And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:22:37Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:22:39Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:22:42Loser!
00:22:42Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:22:47Jesus.
00:22:48Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:22:50It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:54Here.
00:22:55Title and proof of ownership.
00:23:04Mr. Harrison?
00:23:09Mr. Harrison?
00:23:12Mr. Harrison?
00:23:14Just play along.
00:23:16Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:23:18Now get the fuck out of here.
00:23:20Before I kick your ass all the way up to the north pole.
00:23:22Yes, sir.
00:23:23I'm so sorry, sir.
00:23:24I...
00:23:25I...
00:23:25Please, these are my serious apologies.
00:23:27Please.
00:23:27Please.
00:23:28Please.
00:23:28Please.
00:23:28Please.
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00:23:32Please.
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00:23:34Oh, that's William.
00:23:40What a jerk, huh?
00:23:42He fooled me.
00:23:43What can I say?
00:23:44Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:23:48Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:23:50Oh, come on, Eva.
00:23:51We were just looking out for you.
00:23:53Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:56You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:58Soon.
00:23:58Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:24:02A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mail room, would open doors.
00:24:07We are family, aren't we?
00:24:09Family takes care of each other.
00:24:11If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:24:16Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:24:19Oh, come on.
00:24:20Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:24:22Yeah.
00:24:23I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:24:26My daughter is just far too busy with her best life for my new son-in-law.
00:24:32Come on, guys.
00:24:33Let's go in.
00:24:34Welcome to the family.
00:24:35Welcome.
00:24:36Come on in.
00:24:37Come on in.
00:24:38Welcome.
00:24:38Come on in.
00:24:39Come on in.
00:24:42This is your fault, Pam.
00:24:45You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:24:49My fault.
00:24:50You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:53Hey, how do you have that car?
00:25:05And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:25:07And how do you...
00:25:08I told you.
00:25:09I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:25:11I have a friend in high places.
00:25:13A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:25:18Yes.
00:25:19It's the season of giving.
00:25:21He knows people, has connections, he's a big deal kind of guy.
00:25:25You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:25:27And you best not forget it, capiche?
00:25:29Oh, my God.
00:25:30Just don't blow your cover.
00:25:33Dad!
00:25:34Mom!
00:25:35Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:25:38No, honey.
00:25:39We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:25:45I think they get it on.
00:25:48How's Piper?
00:25:50Oh, she's fine.
00:25:51One of you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:55And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:26:00Great.
00:26:01See you in bed.
00:26:02Joey?
00:26:03What are you doing?
00:26:04Okay.
00:26:05Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:26:11Relax.
00:26:12It was just a hug.
00:26:14Ugh.
00:26:15We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:26:17You'll be okay.
00:26:18It's just one week.
00:26:19Kill me now.
00:26:20Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:26:22What are you doing?
00:26:23That's weird.
00:26:25They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:26:27I don't know.
00:26:28Something just falls off.
00:26:29That's ridiculous.
00:26:30I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:26:31Make out of front of us to prove it?
00:26:32Later.
00:26:33Let's go.
00:26:34Here we go.
00:26:54Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:27:00Everything looks amazing.
00:27:01happy holidays to the newest member of our family max oh welcome cheers thank you miss smith
00:27:10looks great oh just call me mom honey i had no idea what you liked so i just whipped up a little
00:27:17bit of everything but we all know what eva's favorite christmas dish is right oh no mom's
00:27:24testing him she's trying to see if he's legit you mean to tell me you two are married and you don't
00:27:28even know my baby girl's favorite food ow eva sweetie kicking my foot oh sorry mom oh geez
00:27:42it's okay look mom of course he knows it and i would like to hear max say it
00:27:5812 pumpkin pies i hear this right they're the best kind well of course it's it's pumpkin pie
00:28:07see are you happy now that's good but something still falls off mom don't make it weird okay we
00:28:16had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other but our
00:28:21marriage is real i guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows
00:28:28now those are quality okay well then answer this where's your wedding ring eva
00:28:37where's your wedding ring eva
00:28:41i knew it was a good idea to pick this up
00:28:43well um it's silly face dropped it outside on the sidewalk luckily i was there to pick it up for
00:28:53silly face i am not paying extra for this consider it a christmas gift
00:29:00losers nice you can afford this on a waste manager's salary well believe it or not miss smith there is a
00:29:08lot of garbage out there and i'm not just talking about william
00:29:12i'll drink to that i agree with you there so come on guys let's see
00:29:22and this is where y'all will be staying i have another room set up for piper nice and festive for
00:29:37you no complications right sorry honey uh mom you know what i should stay with piper tonight oh honey
00:29:45newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart
00:29:46oh i just remembered the city's turning the water off at 10. something about water conservation that
00:29:54means you have 15 minutes to shower 15 minutes honey it's no big deal just shower together shower together
00:30:06just shower together okay you guys have a good night okay
00:30:09you hurt
00:30:23Oh, why are you stripping?
00:30:39Well, I can't take a shower and then clothes on.
00:30:42Come on, we're wasting time.
00:30:43You have 15 minutes.
00:30:44Nice try.
00:30:45I am not showering with you.
00:30:47Come on, sleep yourself.
00:30:49More room for me in there.
00:30:50Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:53Come on, Max.
00:31:10Get out of the way.
00:31:12We agreed, nothing physical.
00:31:13You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:31:15Relax.
00:31:16I won't touch you.
00:31:18Unless you say you want me to.
00:31:20But that'll cost extra.
00:31:33In your dream.
00:31:36Free to join me.
00:31:36You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:59You wish.
00:32:01Why aren't you getting in?
00:32:03Pray you'll fall for me.
00:32:05It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:32:07Oh, yeah?
00:32:09True.
00:32:09Holy shit.
00:32:22Holy shit.
00:32:25Oh, this is, I'm, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:32:30I'll say.
00:32:31What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:32:34Still think you can lose it?
00:32:36Well, baby, I don't think I want you.
00:32:45Max, I shouldn't.
00:32:49Or maybe we should.
00:32:52God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:54Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:57Oh, we're so sexy.
00:33:13Max, we cannot do this.
00:33:16What?
00:33:16I didn't mean to cross anything.
00:33:18It's not you, Max.
00:33:19It's us.
00:33:20It's this.
00:33:21This is all an act.
00:33:22Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:33:25You're right.
00:33:25I'm sorry.
00:33:28Max, you don't need to be sorry.
00:33:30Just...
00:33:34That birthmark.
00:33:44What is that?
00:33:47It's him.
00:33:48The man from New Year's.
00:33:49Is he Piper's father?
00:33:54Why are you acting?
00:33:58Oh, my God.
00:33:59Max is Piper's father.
00:34:02Are you okay?
00:34:03Yeah.
00:34:04I just, um...
00:34:06I just got lightheaded.
00:34:07I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:34:09Alone.
00:34:12Of course.
00:34:12We have a daughter together.
00:34:17Oh, my God.
00:34:18What do I do?
00:34:25I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:34:27You can take the bed.
00:34:29Thanks.
00:34:32Hey.
00:34:33Are you sure you're okay?
00:34:36Look, fake marriage aside,
00:34:37I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:34:39So if there's something you need,
00:34:41I can help.
00:34:42I want to help.
00:34:44He's Piper's father.
00:34:46He has a right to know.
00:34:48Um, Max,
00:34:50how would you feel
00:34:52if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:55A child?
00:34:59No, no, no.
00:35:00That's impossible.
00:35:01I'm very careful.
00:35:04Mostly.
00:35:07I just mean I'm not the type of guy
00:35:08to sleep around.
00:35:09Family to me is a big commitment,
00:35:12and I don't want any loose ends.
00:35:14You know?
00:35:16Right.
00:35:17He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:35:20I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:35:22Why do you ask?
00:35:23No reason.
00:35:25Just curious.
00:35:27No, I feel like you're
00:35:29going somewhere with this.
00:35:30What?
00:35:32No.
00:35:33Well, then,
00:35:34can I ask you a question?
00:35:37Shoot.
00:35:42Where did you get these?
00:35:44And how did you know my exact size?
00:35:46I did not get those.
00:35:48I don't know where those came from.
00:35:50Are you sure you're just not trying
00:35:52to break the contract?
00:35:55Give me that.
00:35:56Give me the...
00:35:57Give me the...
00:35:57Give me the...
00:35:58Woo!
00:35:59Woo!
00:36:10Eva,
00:36:11the truth is
00:36:12is that I...
00:36:14Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:36:18Just a second.
00:36:19Come in!
00:36:21Hey, hon.
00:36:22Oh!
00:36:23Sorry for interrupting,
00:36:25but Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:36:28before I tuck her in.
00:36:29Think you can take this one, Dad?
00:36:30We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:36:33I can see that.
00:36:35Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:36:36I mean, if you don't...
00:36:37If you don't mind.
00:36:39Look,
00:36:40Atta boy.
00:36:40You know what?
00:36:41Just put a shirt on.
00:36:42I'm gonna go get her.
00:36:44Piper!
00:36:44Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:46He sprang to his sleigh,
00:36:50to his team gave a whistle,
00:36:52and away they all flew,
00:36:54like the down of a thistle.
00:36:55But I heard him exclaim,
00:36:57as he drove out of sight,
00:37:00Merry Christmas to all,
00:37:02and to all,
00:37:03a good night.
00:37:07If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:37:09she'd be over the moon.
00:37:11Good night, Piper.
00:37:16Is her dad still around?
00:37:18Yeah,
00:37:18but he doesn't know it,
00:37:20because you are her dad.
00:37:22Uh, no.
00:37:23That man has no idea
00:37:25what a treasure
00:37:26he's missing out on.
00:37:31Do you really think so?
00:37:34From the bottom of my heart.
00:37:36Maybe I should tell him.
00:37:38He deserves to know.
00:37:39Max,
00:37:46you're Piper's father.
00:37:58I'll tell you when the time is right.
00:37:59Where's Piper?
00:38:26She must have snuck off
00:38:27while we were asleep.
00:38:28God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:54Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:55Not on my watch.
00:39:02Yeah,
00:39:03this.
00:39:04I remember this.
00:39:15Good morning,
00:39:16you two love bugs.
00:39:17How was your stay
00:39:18at Chateau Smith?
00:39:20Good morning,
00:39:21Miss Smith.
00:39:22It was, uh,
00:39:22it was great.
00:39:23Wonderful.
00:39:24Well, it's about to get
00:39:25even better.
00:39:28Oh, no.
00:39:30What is that?
00:39:31Sardines and saltines.
00:39:32It's a Smith family classic.
00:39:34It was my gram-gram's favorite
00:39:36during wartime.
00:39:37Don't be shy.
00:39:38Go ahead,
00:39:38grab a handful.
00:39:41Max,
00:39:41you don't have to.
00:39:42No, no.
00:39:43It's okay.
00:39:43It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:46It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:56Good?
00:39:56Good?
00:39:57Good?
00:40:06Good?
00:40:08Good?
00:40:09Squamful.
00:40:09Well, you two better get dressed.
00:40:12You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:40:13Could I, um,
00:40:17could I have some water, please?
00:40:18That means there's no escaping
00:40:20Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:40:22What's the deal with them?
00:40:24Every year,
00:40:24Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:40:26Says Piper's a fatherless brat,
00:40:28and I'm...
00:40:31Hey, don't worry.
00:40:32I'll protect you and Piper.
00:40:34Better have Sam on standby tonight,
00:40:38just in case.
00:40:40Well,
00:40:41looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:54Wait,
00:40:54that earring.
00:40:56Wait,
00:40:57that earring.
00:40:59You like it?
00:41:00I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:41:03Did you lose it
00:41:04seven years ago?
00:41:06I don't really remember the details,
00:41:08but luckily,
00:41:09I was able to find a new pair.
00:41:12Right.
00:41:13And it's just a common earring.
00:41:15Anyone can have it.
00:41:16Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:41:18She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:41:22So,
00:41:23Ava and Piper
00:41:24still aren't here.
00:41:27But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:41:29What kind of man
00:41:31could she possibly have landed?
00:41:33An aging single mom.
00:41:35Slim pickings.
00:41:37I heard.
00:41:38He's in waste management.
00:41:39That explains it.
00:41:41She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:44Oh, please, Miranda.
00:41:45No.
00:41:46Ava is your niece.
00:41:47Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:49Everyone knows Ava had a kid
00:41:51with a random one-night stand.
00:41:53Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:54Exactly.
00:41:55Not like my Sierra.
00:41:57Married to a legal advisor
00:41:59for Harrison Group.
00:42:02Oh.
00:42:03They're here.
00:42:04Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:10Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:12Merry Christmas.
00:42:13You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:42:16I am.
00:42:17I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:42:19Pleasure to meet you.
00:42:20Welcome.
00:42:21You're Ava's husband.
00:42:23But you're gorgeous.
00:42:27But what is he and the miss you?
00:42:29Look at you two.
00:42:30You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:42:32Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:42:34This is from Max and I.
00:42:37Oh, my goodness.
00:42:38Thank you, Ava.
00:42:39Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:42:42Oops.
00:42:43Oh, my bad.
00:42:44Oh, a homemade gift.
00:42:46How thrifty.
00:42:48Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:51Mommy's right.
00:42:51You mean all high?
00:42:53You little.
00:42:55You will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:58or you will lose yours.
00:43:00Oh.
00:43:01I think you broke my wrist.
00:43:03Look what you just did to my mother.
00:43:05My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:43:09He could ruin your life.
00:43:22Mommy, are you okay?
00:43:24I'm fine.
00:43:25I'm just wet, honey.
00:43:26It's okay.
00:43:27It's okay.
00:43:30What are you?
00:43:32Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:43:35Did you just slap me?
00:43:37Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:39You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:41You know what, Sierra?
00:43:41I can take your little insults,
00:43:43but leave my family out of this.
00:43:47Her family.
00:43:48She needs me.
00:43:54You okay, honey?
00:43:55Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:57Do something.
00:43:59You don't know who you're messing with.
00:44:00I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:44:03Oh, wow.
00:44:04I'm sure the CEO would love to hear
00:44:06that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:44:09Hey, like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:44:12Let's call him.
00:44:13I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:44:16Please.
00:44:17Who do you think you are?
00:44:19Enough!
00:44:20There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:44:25Fine, Dad.
00:44:27Let it go, Nathan.
00:44:28They're just jealous.
00:44:31For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:44:34I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:44:38I think you owe me a thank you
00:44:39for slapping some sense into you.
00:44:41Do you want me to get the other chief?
00:44:42All right, that's enough.
00:44:44Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:45:07Is this a joke?
00:45:09Can you please pass me some food?
00:45:11Hold it.
00:45:12Who said you could eat anything else?
00:45:14My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:19My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:23King crab, fresh from Alaska,
00:45:26and grass-fed wagyu.
00:45:28Three times the price,
00:45:3050 times the flavor.
00:45:32And you don't get a single bite.
00:45:34It's just petty.
00:45:35Maybe so.
00:45:37But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:45:41Fine.
00:45:42Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:45:44Come on, let's go.
00:45:45No, no.
00:45:46Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:50Grandpa, I'm sorry, but is it treating us like...
00:45:52I know, dear.
00:45:54I just want to have our family together.
00:45:56Fine.
00:45:57We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:46:00Better a stray than a bitch.
00:46:01What was that?
00:46:02I just want to have our family together.
00:46:08Fine.
00:46:09We'll stay.
00:46:11Can I have a little nibble?
00:46:13It's okay, sweetie.
00:46:14We'll get something right after.
00:46:16Like drive-thru?
00:46:17I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:46:20That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:46:25No strays.
00:46:27Ow.
00:46:27Please, are you okay?
00:46:29Yes, I'm fine.
00:46:30You hit my child.
00:46:32You're fucking crazy.
00:46:33Well, if you'd teach her some manners,
00:46:35maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:46:40Don't worry, baby.
00:46:41I'll handle it.
00:46:42Piper, sweetie,
00:46:52are you ready to try the best food
00:46:54you've ever had in your life?
00:46:57Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:59Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:47:01As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:47:04Actually, I do.
00:47:06He's such a liar.
00:47:08This ought to be hilarious.
00:47:09Oh, it will be.
00:47:13Sam.
00:47:14Yeah, send the troops
00:47:16and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:18I'm already on my way.
00:47:23Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:25I'm already on my way.
00:47:28You hear this guy?
00:47:30He wants the best king crab in the world
00:47:32from Antarctica.
00:47:35Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:47:37His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:47:40Maxim, what are you doing?
00:47:42Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:47:43Santa's already on his way.
00:47:45Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:55A helicopter?
00:47:56There's no way.
00:48:08How did you pull this off?
00:48:10Sam is like family.
00:48:11I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:48:13Thanks, boss.
00:48:15Boss?
00:48:16Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:48:18Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:48:20Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:48:24I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:48:27You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:48:31Mm-hmm.
00:48:34Come on.
00:48:36You can stop kidding around.
00:48:38If you were the CEO,
00:48:39why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:48:42No, I actually am the CEO.
00:48:44Come on.
00:48:44You can stop the charade.
00:48:46Okay?
00:48:46This is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:49Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:52Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:56How is this possible?
00:49:07This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:49:14Who are you?
00:49:15I told you.
00:49:16I'm Eva's husband.
00:49:18That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:49:20Wait.
00:49:21No.
00:49:22Hold on.
00:49:22You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:49:28You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:49:31Hmm.
00:49:31Some of the small ones.
00:49:33I mean, you know that.
00:49:35You work for me.
00:49:37Oh, God.
00:49:38I insulted my own boss.
00:49:40I'm finished.
00:49:45Oh, God.
00:49:46I insulted my own boss.
00:49:48I'm finished.
00:49:49I didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:52Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:54Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:56For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:58And with that, your career.
00:50:01You're fired.
00:50:02Fired?
00:50:04Sam?
00:50:08Fired?
00:50:09God.
00:50:10I can't be fired.
00:50:12What?
00:50:14Mr. Harrison, please.
00:50:15You can have as much crab as you want.
00:50:17Please, Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:50:20Guys, take out the trash.
00:50:25And you.
00:50:29Oh, me?
00:50:31Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:50:32That was a Christmas joke.
00:50:34A family tradition.
00:50:36Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:50:39Sam?
00:50:39Sam?
00:50:40Hmm.
00:50:43Will you do me the honors?
00:50:46Gladly.
00:50:47Merry Christmas, Aunt Lauren.
00:50:55Father, do something.
00:50:57Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:59I'm leaving.
00:51:01Mmm, pumpkin's my favorite.
00:51:03Come on, sweetie.
00:51:09Daddy had this crab one in just for you.
00:51:12Eat as much as you want.
00:51:13Thanks, Daddy.
00:51:14Daddy.
00:51:14Daddy.
00:51:14Daddy.
00:51:14Daddy.
00:51:14Daddy.
00:51:14Daddy.
00:51:14Daddy.
00:51:14Daddy.
00:51:15Daddy.
00:51:16I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:51:20I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:51:22Honestly?
00:51:24This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:51:26Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:51:28Just like this.
00:51:28Does he really mean that?
00:51:30Does he really mean that?
00:51:31Or is he just playing the part?
00:51:33I can't tell.
00:51:35And that terrifies me.
00:51:40Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison.
00:51:42I brought you a gift.
00:51:43Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:45Oh.
00:51:46Oh.
00:51:46Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:53Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:56Tell me everything.
00:51:58Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works
00:52:03in retail.
00:52:04Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:52:07A high school dropout?
00:52:10In the Harrison family?
00:52:13What a chance.
00:52:17She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:52:21Maximus seems to like her.
00:52:22Silence.
00:52:23Get me the address where she works.
00:52:25It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:52:27That's nice.
00:52:28We own that one.
00:52:30Good work.
00:52:31But take off that stupid hat.
00:52:32Thanks.
00:52:43So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:50Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:52And how about you?
00:52:57Me?
00:52:58Yeah.
00:53:00Are you happy with your new husband?
00:53:02Eva.
00:53:16That birthmark.
00:53:17Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:53:24Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:53:26So much we're not telling each other.
00:53:28Uh.
00:53:30No feelings, no complications.
00:53:31That's what we agreed upon.
00:53:32Hey, I didn't sign a contract.
00:53:35Max.
00:53:36Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:53:39It's cold.
00:53:41Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:53:45Max.
00:53:45I need to tell you something.
00:53:48I need to tell you something.
00:53:50Something important.
00:53:52What's gotten into her?
00:53:55Is she hiding something?
00:53:56Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:58I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:54:01I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:54:04Piper is...
00:54:05Piper is...
00:54:08Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:54:11Oh, sweetie.
00:54:12Oh, my gosh.
00:54:13I'm swoon.
00:54:14Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:54:17Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:54:18Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:54:19Okay?
00:54:19Come on, Piper.
00:54:26Okay, let me see.
00:54:30I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:54:34That's not true.
00:54:36You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:38Daddy!
00:54:41No!
00:54:43What?
00:54:49Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:54:54Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:57Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:59Really?
00:54:59Please stay, Daddy.
00:55:04You think it was Skye?
00:55:06I wouldn't worry about it.
00:55:12Scars make you look like a badass.
00:55:14I have one, too.
00:55:16Dad.
00:55:17I got that when I was about your age.
00:55:19Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:55:22Really?
00:55:23No way.
00:55:24No.
00:55:25It was actually a cactus.
00:55:27But it's still cool.
00:55:30I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:55:32Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:37My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:55:45And how old are you?
00:55:46Six.
00:55:48Six?
00:55:48That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:51Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:53Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:55What do I even say?
00:55:59And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:56:01Sorry, honey.
00:56:02This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:56:06Um, yeah.
00:56:10Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:56:12Eva.
00:56:17Okay, look.
00:56:18Piper, Piper, it is.
00:56:27Go on.
00:56:33That must be an emergency.
00:56:36Excuse me.
00:56:37Sorry.
00:56:38I'll take this.
00:56:45Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:47Yeah.
00:56:48Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:52I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:56Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:59I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:57:03She's a high school dropout.
00:57:04Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:57:07And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:57:09I'm Eva's husband, Max.
00:57:11That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:57:17I'm sorry, Max.
00:57:21You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:57:23Your mother would take her away.
00:57:24After Christmas, it's over.
00:57:28Eva?
00:57:30Maximus?
00:57:31Are you even listening to me?
00:57:33No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:57:34I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:36Eva's my wife.
00:57:37And I've made up my mind.
00:57:38I'm not leaving her.
00:57:41Eva?
00:57:48Oh, thank you.
00:57:51Oh, thank you.
00:57:52This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:58Oh, wow.
00:58:00That's so cool.
00:58:01Did you know?
00:58:02Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:58:06Oh, thank you so much.
00:58:08Thanks, guys.
00:58:09I'm glad you're here.
00:58:12We got it.
00:58:13Oh!
00:58:13Wow!
00:58:14Damn, these are nice.
00:58:16Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:58:20It's fine.
00:58:21Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:58:26It's in the other room by the train set.
00:58:28Here, I'll go with you.
00:58:29Remember the song that we sang?
00:58:31Ready?
00:58:31Ready?
00:58:31Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:58:34What do we got, guys?
00:58:34Billy.
00:58:35Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:58:41You never told me.
00:58:45Have we met before?
00:58:49Have we met before?
00:58:51She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:57I don't know what you're getting at.
00:59:00Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:59:11I don't know what you're talking about.
00:59:13Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:59:14They're very common.
00:59:15I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child,
00:59:19no matter how I feel about him.
00:59:21I don't know what you're talking about.
00:59:22Maybe.
00:59:26Are you okay?
00:59:29Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:32No.
00:59:33I'm fine.
00:59:35Um.
00:59:37Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:41I got you this.
00:59:41You got me a gift, too?
00:59:44Tastes a season.
00:59:45Open it.
00:59:46Gloves.
00:59:47Gloves.
00:59:47Did you make these?
01:00:03Yeah.
01:00:03I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
01:00:07You've already done so much for me.
01:00:09I just want to do a little something for you.
01:00:13How do they feel?
01:00:15Warm, right?
01:00:16Yeah.
01:00:18Warm.
01:00:20Soft.
01:00:23Perfect.
01:00:24Thank you, Eva.
01:00:30I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:34Really?
01:00:35Yeah, my mom.
01:00:36She partied all the time.
01:00:38And I got gifts.
01:00:40Plenty of them.
01:00:40But I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:45Nothing personal.
01:00:48Well, you deserve it.
01:00:50You're a good guy.
01:00:52And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:01:00What if that day's today?
01:01:04What if I already found someone special?
01:01:08Right here.
01:01:10What if you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:40No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:56No matter how many years pass, I want you to stop.
01:01:58It's true.
01:01:59It's true.
01:01:59It's true.
01:02:00It's true.
01:02:01It's true.
01:02:01It's true.
01:02:01I want you.
01:02:02It's true.
01:02:02I want you.
01:02:03I want you.
01:02:04I want you.
01:02:06Oh God, you weren't trying to be fucking insane.
01:02:22Piper!
01:02:24She can't do this.
01:02:49Eva?
01:02:56Grandma, I'm up here!
01:03:13That was way too close.
01:03:15Yeah.
01:03:16We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:03:22Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:26Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:31You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:37Let me give it to you.
01:03:38Let me give it to you.
01:03:43To be continued...
01:03:45To be continued...
01:03:49To be continued...
01:03:53Who is calling me this morning?
01:04:18Hello?
01:04:22Hello, Evelyn.
01:04:23I'm Max's mother.
01:04:26Name your price.
01:04:27What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:30What?
01:04:31We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:35Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:39My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:43Piper is my daughter.
01:04:44And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:47So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:49But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:51Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:05:01You okay?
01:05:05Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:05:06So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:05:13What are you talking about?
01:05:14It's over.
01:05:16It's not that hard to understand.
01:05:21Eva, wait.
01:05:22So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:31Max, it's not real.
01:05:34None of it was real.
01:05:36So it's just a goodbye?
01:05:39Didn't realize that was so disposable for you.
01:05:42Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:49But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:52And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:54Just tell me what you need.
01:05:57I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:06:01Just say the word.
01:06:02You don't get it.
01:06:10You don't get it.
01:06:14I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:25I won't give up on us.
01:06:32Are we here?
01:06:43Yes.
01:06:45As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:51Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:53We're home.
01:06:58How can she just walk away?
01:07:02Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:07:09It's part of the agreement, too.
01:07:11Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:07:15You promised.
01:07:16Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:07:18Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:22All right, fine.
01:07:23When?
01:07:25Two days.
01:07:27I'll come pick you up.
01:07:28No need.
01:07:29Just send me the address, Mom, either.
01:07:32I know you and Mommy such, but she still really likes you, so don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:44Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:46If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:50I don't know.
01:07:50I don't know.
01:07:51If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy.
01:07:53No need.
01:07:54No need.
01:08:03If there's one thing you should know about him.
01:08:06If there's one thing you should know about his family...
01:08:07...
01:08:08...
01:08:08...
01:08:09Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:08:11Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:08:13Boss?
01:08:16Boss?
01:08:19Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:23I need to go win back my family.
01:08:25Family?
01:08:26Boss, you okay?
01:08:28Never better.
01:08:31Go get her, Max.
01:08:35Give it your best smile.
01:08:37Ah, there he is.
01:08:40Maximus, darling.
01:08:41I have some prospects for you.
01:08:44Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:50Oh.
01:08:51I told you.
01:08:53I already found the woman I love.
01:09:01Maximus, stop this.
01:09:03That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:09:06Tell me what kind of woman you want
01:09:09and I'll find you another.
01:09:10You are heir.
01:09:11To the Harrison dynasty.
01:09:13No, I'm not.
01:09:16Oh.
01:09:17I work in waste management.
01:09:19And I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:21I'm Eva's husband.
01:09:23And I'm a father.
01:09:26What?
01:09:26Oh, that's her.
01:09:41The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:46Hi.
01:09:46Welcome in.
01:09:47Can I help you find something?
01:09:49I wanted to try those.
01:09:51Awesome.
01:09:51I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:57Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:10:03No, no, no.
01:10:04I know what I want.
01:10:06Size seven.
01:10:06Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:10:12Come on.
01:10:13She wants the white shoes.
01:10:19Ignore her.
01:10:20She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:22Here, let me help you.
01:10:24Come on.
01:10:24She seems kind.
01:10:34I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:37She's just doing her job.
01:10:40How do they feel?
01:10:41Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:45I think I need a size up.
01:10:47Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:49Right away.
01:10:53I'll be right back.
01:10:54She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:57Was I wrong about her?
01:11:13Are you gluing the heel back with?
01:11:16Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:19She can't walk.
01:11:23That's pure evil.
01:11:27Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:30She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:32Who cares?
01:11:32It's the last pair.
01:11:34I get paid commission.
01:11:41I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:44See?
01:11:46This is your whole problem.
01:11:48This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:52I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:55I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:58She has to deal with people like this?
01:12:00People who insult her all day?
01:12:03I'm your manager.
01:12:09Sell the old bitty the shoes,
01:12:11or you're fired.
01:12:12Did I stutter?
01:12:23You don't have to fire me.
01:12:26I quit.
01:12:32I don't work here anymore.
01:12:34Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:38They're broken.
01:12:39Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:41You're a good person after all.
01:12:45Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:47I'm sorry?
01:12:48Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:52Get out.
01:12:59You're not disabled?
01:13:00Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:13:05Absolutely shameful.
01:13:06Who are you?
01:13:08I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group,
01:13:12and the owner of this store.
01:13:15You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:13:19I am, and you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:24What did I do?
01:13:27You are a good person.
01:13:31From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:37Are you serious?
01:13:39That's right.
01:13:41Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:43You are professional, responsible,
01:13:47far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:52You.
01:13:54Out.
01:13:55I'll leave.
01:13:58I'm leaving.
01:14:01I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:14:05No, don't worry.
01:14:08You're getting a promotion.
01:14:10You deserve it, my dear.
01:14:15First assignment.
01:14:16I want that row, and that row,
01:14:20and the entire display case.
01:14:23Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:26Okay.
01:14:27Yeah.
01:14:29Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:33I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:35She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:44Of course she lives like this.
01:14:55Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:57I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:58I'm here with my daughter-in-law.
01:14:59I'm here with my daughter-in-law.
01:15:00I'm here with my daughter-in-law.
01:15:01I'm here with my daughter-in-law.
01:15:02Max?
01:15:03Eva?
01:15:04What are you doing here?
01:15:05I, uh...
01:15:06There you are, Eva!
01:15:07Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:15:09My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:10What are you talking...
01:15:11That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:15Well, I tried to tell you, but-
01:15:17Stop!
01:15:18And you?
01:15:19You lied to me at the store.
01:15:20You were both just testing me?
01:15:21Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:22I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:24I thought you might be using my son just after as many.
01:15:27But I was wrong.
01:15:28Eva, please.
01:15:29I don't deserve to be the girl.
01:15:30What are you talking about?
01:15:31We're talking about...
01:15:32What are you talking about?
01:15:33What are you talking about?
01:15:34That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group?
01:15:36Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:37Stop!
01:15:38And you?
01:15:39You lied to me at the store!
01:15:40You were both just testing me!
01:15:41You were both just testing me?
01:15:42Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:43I'm sorry, Eva!
01:15:44I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:47Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:50How could you think that of me?
01:15:52It's not like that, dear.
01:15:54Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:56Mom, what did you do?
01:15:58I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:16:01We're not together.
01:16:03And I can't love something that was never real.
01:16:09I've made a horrible mistake.
01:16:11What? What are you waiting for, son?
01:16:14Go after her.
01:16:18Eva.
01:16:19Let me go.
01:16:20I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:22We come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:24Stop pretending like you care.
01:16:25I'm not pretending.
01:16:27I can't fake what we have.
01:16:28And everything I've done for you and Piper,
01:16:31this is real.
01:16:36Touch my wife again,
01:16:38and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:40Max, you came.
01:16:42God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:46I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:16:49a good father.
01:16:50Just say the word.
01:16:54See?
01:16:57Stop fighting.
01:17:00We belong together.
01:17:03You're wrong.
01:17:04Wrong about what?
01:17:06That you care?
01:17:08Or we belong together?
01:17:09Look, I already told you.
01:17:11We're from two completely different worlds.
01:17:13Now, I held up my end of the deal,
01:17:15and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:17I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:23Eva.
01:17:26Eva!
01:17:26I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:30Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:38Ow!
01:17:39Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:42Yeah, sweetie.
01:17:43I'm fine.
01:17:44Come here.
01:17:45No, you're not fine.
01:17:54You're sad.
01:17:57I'm okay, sweetie.
01:18:01I miss Daddy, too.
01:18:03I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:18:10Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:14Love bug.
01:18:16You're right.
01:18:17What am I doing?
01:18:18Running like a coward?
01:18:21I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:24Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:27I believe in you.
01:18:29What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:18:31I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:36Maximus deserves to know
01:18:38Piper is his daughter.
01:18:46Enough sulking.
01:18:47Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:51Don't you think I want to?
01:18:53She doesn't want me.
01:18:55I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:57Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:58You can't abandon her.
01:19:00Mom, you don't get it.
01:19:02I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:19:05And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:19:09What are you talking about?
01:19:11I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:14Piper is your daughter.
01:19:16What?
01:19:17See for yourself.
01:19:18I was right.
01:19:26Seven years ago.
01:19:28New years, that woman was Eva.
01:19:40Eva!
01:19:40Mom, I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:56You came back.
01:20:01I, uh...
01:20:02Don't forget to be back, Mommy.
01:20:12I, uh...
01:20:13I was scared.
01:20:15But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:18Because what we have is real,
01:20:20and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:21Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:26I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:30Piper is your daughter.
01:20:32You knew.
01:20:34My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:36Mama.
01:20:37Oh.
01:20:40Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago,
01:20:42but you've known this whole time?
01:20:43I was scared.
01:20:46Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:48I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:51How could you not know how I felt?
01:21:04I love you, Eva.
01:21:07I love you, too.
01:21:09I promise.
01:21:10For the rest of my life,
01:21:12I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:13As long as we're together,
01:21:16it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:28Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:30For real this time?
01:21:32Yes.
01:21:34Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:40Hi.
01:21:43Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas,
01:21:50and the Christmas after that,
01:21:52and forever.
01:21:55I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:22:02Who's that?
01:22:03looks like I have to take out the trash.
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01:22:21No?
01:22:22Not funny?
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