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Romesh Ranganathan's Parents' Evening - Season 2 Episode 6
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00:00MUSIC
00:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:16Hello, I'm Ramesh Ranganathan, and welcome to this special Christmas edition of Parents Evening,
00:32the show where celebs team up with their parents and kids to win money for charity.
00:36I love Christmas.
00:37My family actually call me Santa, because they only ever see me once a year.
00:41Playing tonight, we have got comedian Josh Whittaker and his dad, Tom.
00:46And also here tonight, it's my mum, Shanti Ranganathan.
01:02Mum has been dropping hints about what she wants for Christmas, but I'm not going to get a divorce and then marry a Sri Lankan woman.
01:08Sorry.
01:10Mum has been researching all of tonight's guests, and she comes up with searching difficult questions like,
01:14when she asked Lisa's parents why their turkey is so bland.
01:18You should try adding spices.
01:20Mum, what is something you found out for us today about our guests?
01:24One of our guests gave a life-size photo themselves as a Christmas gift.
01:32What kind of narcissistic prick would give a life-size poster of themselves?
01:40That's a Christmas gift.
01:42Who was it?
01:43Ah.
01:43Oh.
01:44Yeah!
01:44So, who was the life-size photo of you for?
01:51My mum, it sounds like.
01:52Yeah.
01:53Yeah, exactly.
01:54Yeah, we still laugh about that one.
01:56Yeah.
01:57Mum, who would you like a life-size photo of?
02:00You.
02:01I love her.
02:03Will you give me one?
02:04I will, if it means I don't have to see you face-to-face.
02:06LAUGHTER
02:07Good luck tonight, everybody.
02:09Let's play Parents' Evening.
02:11APPLAUSE
02:13Parents, you have to bid on how many questions out of ten you think your child can guess right
02:20in a particular category.
02:21Whoever's mum or dad bids the highest will have to play.
02:24Meet the target, you get £100 for each correct answer.
02:27But if you fall short, that money is split between the others instead.
02:32And to stop them influencing your bids, we're going to put your kids on the naughty step three
02:36feet behind you.
02:37So, Josh, Wotsey and George, let's get you set for tonight's first question.
02:41MUSIC
02:47Our first question is all about Christmas films.
02:50You are going to have to identify Christmas films based on the user review written on Letterboxd.
02:55We've actually got some reviews here of you guys.
02:59This is from the Gavin and Stacey Christmas special.
03:01This says, Protect Larry Lamb, all costs.
03:03Five stars.
03:04It's nice, isn't it?
03:05I agree with that completely.
03:07Yeah, absolutely.
03:08This is from Josh's stand-up special.
03:10I love Josh, but his voice really gets on my nerves.
03:13LAUGHTER
03:15APPLAUSE
03:18Three stars.
03:19Yeah.
03:20That's not...
03:21You don't love someone and then give...
03:24I'll be honest, I'm listening now, they are right about my voice.
03:27Yeah, I mean, I was going to say, even in that, it is quite irritating.
03:30Yeah.
03:31This is from my stand-up special.
03:33Came for Romesh, stayed for Shanthi.
03:35Five stars.
03:36LAUGHTER
03:37Oh, well done on putting your own five-star review on TV.
03:39Well done, Romesh.
03:40LAUGHTER
03:41Dude, do you watch films at Christmas?
03:44Yes.
03:45Do you watch the Strictly Christmas special?
03:47No.
03:48No.
03:49LAUGHTER
03:53No, no, I get it, I get it.
03:55Why would you?
03:56I mean, he's not even a proper Strictly, though, is it?
03:58It's just Josh dressed as a penguin looking like a twat.
04:00LAUGHTER
04:01He was great, though.
04:03He was great.
04:08He did a good job.
04:09Moxie gave me a nine.
04:11Yeah.
04:12And it was sincere.
04:13It wasn't like...
04:14I thought it was sincere until you said that.
04:15No!
04:16LAUGHTER
04:17Josh, your face in that photo.
04:21It looks like it's the first time you've been allowed outside.
04:24LAUGHTER
04:26Just, I'm so delighted to be a penguin.
04:28LAUGHTER
04:29Oh, so it's a good voice when you do it.
04:31Is that OK?
04:32LAUGHTER
04:33I used it on my stand-up special.
04:34You should have watched it five stars.
04:36LAUGHTER
04:37OK, parents, it is time to bid.
04:42Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
04:45LAUGHTER
04:46Yeah, it's true.
04:47Tom, you're going to be opening the bids.
04:48How many do you think Josh can get?
04:50I reckon he'll get at least three.
04:54Three, OK.
04:56Dudu, do you think Moxie can get more than three?
04:58Uh...
04:59I would...
05:00LAUGHTER
05:01Larry, do you think George can get more than three?
05:07Yeah, I'll go for four.
05:08Four, OK.
05:09Tom?
05:10Yeah, I'll go five.
05:12OK, nice.
05:14Larry, Tom's very confidently said five.
05:16What do you think?
05:17I'm out.
05:18Oh!
05:19Oh!
05:20That means playing for £500 is Josh!
05:32Hello, Josh.
05:33Hello, Romesh.
05:34OK, out of ten, your dad thinks you can guess five Christmas movies
05:37from their review on Letterboxd.
05:39You can give multiple guesses.
05:40Yeah.
05:41You can pass as many times as you want, but you only have 90 seconds.
05:44Cool.
05:45Mum's going to be timing the round.
05:46I would.
05:47OK, Josh, you've got five to get.
05:48Good luck.
05:49Off you go.
05:52A small child and a duo of criminals attempt to brutally murder each other.
05:55Home Alone.
05:56Four and a half stars.
05:57It's correct.
05:58Well done.
06:00Love Actually.
06:01Two stars.
06:02Love Actually.
06:03It is Love Actually.
06:04It's a wonderful movie.
06:05It's a wonderful movie.
06:06It's absolutely correct.
06:08Who is taking care of Jude Law's children while he's having bad sex with Cameron Diaz?
06:12Three stars.
06:13It is The Holiday.
06:14Well done.
06:15You've got one to get.
06:16Tim Allen kills Santa Claus and takes his job.
06:19Three stars.
06:20The Santa Claus.
06:21It is The Santa Claus!
06:22Josh Minnigan!
06:23Oh my God!
06:24Come on!
06:25Yes, Josh!
06:26Yes!
06:27The score of five, when you give me five hundred pounds, give me back for Josh!
06:38Josh, incredible work.
06:39Was that celebration proportionate to naming five Christmas movies?
06:42Yes!
06:43Up to you to decide.
06:44What's your favourite Christmas film, Mum?
06:46Home Alone.
06:47What about Love Actually?
06:49Love Actually?
06:50What is that?
06:51I, I, I never...
06:52Do you know the film where Hugh Grant's the Prime Minister?
06:55I don't like Hugh Grant.
06:56Why don't you like Hugh Grant?
06:57Why don't you like Hugh Grant?
06:58It's very rude.
06:59He can be popular, but he should learn manners.
07:00Mum!
07:01Mum!
07:02Yes.
07:03It's for you as well.
07:04What?
07:05What?
07:06For me?
07:07Yes!
07:08Someone is standing up to him!
07:09Yes!
07:10Yes, Mummy!
07:11Thank you, darling.
07:13I love your dance.
07:14Okay, Josh, Motsi and George, let's get you set for your next question.
07:35OK, this time your question is all about chocolate.
07:44Oh!
07:45Sometimes people aren't sure whether a chocolate is vegan or not.
07:47The rule I use is, if you're enjoying it, it's not vegan.
07:50What you're going to have to do for this one is you have to name the chocolate bar represented
07:55by the picture.
07:56For example, this one, Mum.
07:57What chocolate's that?
07:58Lion bar?
07:59Lion bar is absolutely right.
08:01Yeah, I mean, to be fair, you just have to say what's in the picture.
08:04Big face.
08:05How can I miss it?
08:06Yeah.
08:07OK, parents, it's time to bid.
08:10Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored two.
08:13Dudu, you're going to be opening the bids.
08:15How many do you think Motsi can get?
08:18Two.
08:19OK, Larry, Dudu's bid two.
08:21How many do you think George can get?
08:22Five.
08:23Five!
08:24Oh, yay!
08:25Come on!
08:29Tom.
08:31I'll go six.
08:32OK.
08:33Yes!
08:34Dudu, six is the bid to be.
08:36No?
08:37I'm out.
08:38You're out.
08:39OK, fair enough.
08:40Larry?
08:41Seven.
08:42Oh!
08:43OK.
08:44I like this.
08:45OK, Tom.
08:46This is a battle now.
08:47I'm out.
08:48Oh.
08:49No!
08:50So that means playing for £700, it's George!
08:55Hello, George.
09:00Hello, George.
09:01How are you?
09:02I'm very well.
09:03How are you?
09:04I'm good.
09:05I've suddenly felt a lot less attractive.
09:06OK, so how do you feel about this round?
09:09I like chocolate a lot.
09:10Yeah.
09:11Yeah.
09:12But, yeah, I feel confident.
09:13Oh, God.
09:14When you looked at me and said, I like chocolate a lot, I felt something.
09:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:17You're not a great hair.
09:18You're not a great hair.
09:19You're not a great hair, you're not.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Do you know what?
09:22I could be that chocolate, George, if you're honest.
09:24LAUGHTER
09:25OK, so, your dad thinks you can name seven chocolates from the ten clues provided.
09:30OK.
09:31George, good luck to you.
09:32Off you go.
09:33You've got seven to get.
09:35What chocolate is this?
09:36Picnic.
09:37Is correct.
09:40Whisper.
09:41Whisper is correct.
09:43What's this one?
09:44Yorkie.
09:45Is correct.
09:47What's this one?
09:54Pass.
09:55What is that?
09:56OK, let's have the next one.
09:57What's this one?
09:58Planet.
09:59No, that's planet.
10:00That's Earth.
10:01We don't have a chocolate called Planet or Earth.
10:03Moon.
10:04Milky...
10:06Milky Way.
10:09What is the chocolate bar called that's got something to do with the moon?
10:11Well, I can't give any options.
10:12I'd love to.
10:13Yeah.
10:14Pass, pass, pass, pass.
10:16It's a dime bar.
10:17Yes, correct.
10:18Yeah.
10:19OK, let's go to the next one.
10:21M&M.
10:22Four M&M's?
10:23M&M's.
10:24Yes.
10:25You've got two to get.
10:26What's this one?
10:27Bucket of treasure, chest, box, money...
10:31Ahhhh.
10:32Pass if you want to come and look at the next one.
10:34Yeah, next one.
10:35OK, pass.
10:36What's this one?
10:38It's a bus going to South London.
10:40It's a red bus.
10:44Yeah.
10:45Big bus.
10:46It's a metro line by Double Decker.
10:48Yes!
10:49Yes!
10:50You've got one to go, you've got one to go.
10:51What is this?
10:52What are you looking at?
10:53Flake!
10:54Yes!
10:55You've got it!
10:56Yes!
10:57I hate that.
10:58Congratulations.
10:59You scored seven winning seven on the bus.
11:00Give it up for George!
11:07Oh, that was exhilarating.
11:08Larry, what did you think of George's performance, sir?
11:10Sweet.
11:11There's three questions you missed, George.
11:12Let's have a look.
11:13There's this one.
11:14Anybody got any ideas?
11:15Time out?
11:16It is time out, yeah.
11:17I thought it was ripped bastard, but it's not.
11:18Let's have a look at the next one.
11:19That is...
11:20Mars!
11:21Mars!
11:22Mars!
11:23Mars!
11:24Here we go, what planet is a chocolate bar?
11:26OK, this one.
11:27This is a tough one.
11:28Anybody?
11:29Bouncing!
11:30Bouncing!
11:31Bouncing!
11:32Bouncing!
11:33There you go.
11:34Give it up for George, though.
11:35What a performance.
11:36All right, Mum.
11:37The two questions in.
11:38What are the scores, please?
11:39And give it a bit of drama.
11:40A little bit of Christmas.
11:41Like, Mama.
11:42What...
11:43How do you want me to say?
11:44Like, just give it a little bit of body movement, you know.
11:45Like that?
11:46You got this, and you got that, and we're done.
11:48What?
11:49What?
11:50What?
11:51What?
11:52What?
11:53How do you want me to say?
11:54Like, just give it a little bit of body movement, you know.
11:55Like that?
11:56You got this, and you got that, and we're done.
11:58Good luck to you.
12:01Motsi and Dudu.
12:02Yeah.
12:03Nothing at the moment, but you will get some more.
12:07I'm sorry.
12:09Josh and Tom.
12:11Yeah.
12:12£500.
12:14Wow, wow, wow.
12:15George and Larry.
12:17£700.
12:19Well done, guys.
12:20Time for a break now.
12:21Remember, family is the greatest gift.
12:23I'm sorry.
12:24I'm sorry.
12:25I'm sorry.
12:26Now, remember, family is the greatest gift.
12:28Unless they got you a PlayStation.
12:29See you in a bit.
12:31Welcome back to Parents Evening.
12:34Kids, remember, you can't influence your parents during these questions.
12:50So once again, let's get set for our next one.
12:52This time, your question is all about board games.
13:03What you're going to have to do is name the board game from its official tagline.
13:07For example, skill game where you're the doctor.
13:10What board game is that?
13:12I haven't got a clue.
13:14LAUGHTER
13:15OK, it's not.
13:16That does sound like a board game, but that's not the correct answer.
13:18Yeah.
13:19It's actually Operation.
13:20It's a great game.
13:21Slightly more difficult to play nowadays because of NHS waiting times.
13:24LAUGHTER
13:25Larry, do you think George will be any good at this?
13:27Yeah.
13:28Is he competitive when you're playing board games?
13:30Very.
13:31Very, OK.
13:32Yeah, it gets competitive at our house, doesn't it, Mum?
13:33You come over every Christmas, play a bit of Uno.
13:36I'm rubbish at it.
13:37Yeah.
13:38Well, you don't know that every year you don't know.
13:39You always mention I haven't improved at all.
13:42So why don't you teach me how to play?
13:44Mum, I teach you every year.
13:46Ever?
13:47Every year.
13:48I say to you, this is safe.
13:49You're walking around.
13:50I'm just going to watch a couple of games because I can't get my head around it.
13:52Yeah.
13:53Then we start playing.
13:54And then you go, should I put a two down?
13:55No, you can't put a two down!
13:57You cannot have anything to tell you!
13:59How can I learn like that?
14:01This is what I said.
14:02You should learn manners.
14:03LAUGHTER
14:08It's so evening!
14:09Yeah.
14:10OK, parents, it is time to bid.
14:13When Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
14:16OK, Larry, you're going to be opening the bids.
14:19How many of these do you think George can get?
14:23Five.
14:25That is a great opening bid.
14:26Tom?
14:28Six.
14:29You!
14:30OK, Dudu?
14:31What do you think?
14:32You see, these gentlemen, they know that my child can get more.
14:37So they say, so I'm going out.
14:40You're out?
14:41Out!
14:42LAUGHTER
14:47That is one of the most incredible justifications I've ever heard.
14:49Yeah.
14:50These gentlemen know my child can get more, so I'm out.
14:53LAUGHTER
14:54LAUGHTER
14:55LAUGHTER
14:56OK, Larry, it's six to beat.
14:58What do you think?
14:59Seven.
15:00Ooh!
15:01LAUGHTER
15:02It's eight!
15:03It's eight!
15:04LAUGHTER
15:05So...
15:06It's a bit of seven to beat.
15:08You seem quite stressed out.
15:09What's wrong?
15:10That's very edgy, isn't it?
15:11LAUGHTER
15:12LAUGHTER
15:13LAUGHTER
15:14LAUGHTER
15:15LAUGHTER
15:16LAUGHTER
15:17LAUGHTER
15:18I'll go eight.
15:20APPLAUSE
15:25This is, this is great gaming.
15:27OK, Larry.
15:28Ah.
15:29Tom has bid eight.
15:30Do you want to push him further?
15:32LAUGHTER
15:33Nine.
15:34LAUGHTER
15:35APPLAUSE
15:36Go, go, go, go!
15:37OK, Tom.
15:38I'm out.
15:39LAUGHTER
15:40That means that playing for £900, it's George!
15:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:42APPLAUSE
15:43APPLAUSE
15:44Um...
15:45So, out of ten, your dad thinks he can name nine bald men
15:47games from their slogan.
15:48George, are you ready?
15:49I'm ready.
15:50OK, let's go.
15:51Good luck.
15:52The classic naval combat game.
15:54Oh, erm...
15:55Battleship.
15:56Is correct!
15:57APPLAUSE
15:58APPLAUSE
15:59Oh, erm...
16:00Battleship.
16:01Is correct!
16:02APPLAUSE
16:03The frantic marble munching game.
16:19The Hippos, the Hungry Hippos.
16:22Is correct.
16:23I'll accept that.
16:24APPLAUSE
16:25The Game of Strategic Conquest.
16:26Rift.
16:27Is correct!
16:28APPLAUSE
16:29Scrabble.
16:30Is correct.
16:32The game of quick draw.
16:37I don't know. Pass. Pass, OK.
16:40Fast-dealing property trading game. Monopoly.
16:42It's correct.
16:45The original guessing game. Guess who.
16:47It's correct.
16:48You've got three to go. Your life, your way.
16:51Your life, your way.
16:55No. I don't know what that is. Pass.
16:57OK, next one.
16:58The classic barrel of laughs for all the families.
17:02I don't know.
17:04OK, do you want to pass and come back to that one?
17:05Pass, pass, pass.
17:05OK, let's have a look at the next one.
17:07The saddle stacking game with a moody mule.
17:11Ah, buckaroo is correct.
17:15OK, we've got two to do.
17:17The game of quick draw.
17:23Two left to get.
17:23That kind of thing.
17:25Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
17:25I don't know. What kind of draw is that?
17:28Well, I can give you nothing beyond that.
17:30What's the next one? The other one?
17:31Let's have a look at the next one.
17:32Your life, your way.
17:37Bad luck. You couldn't reach nine,
17:39which means the money's getting split between the others.
17:41Let's hear it for George.
17:42APPLAUSE
17:43Let's have a look at the ones you didn't get.
17:51The game of quick draw is Pictionary.
17:54Oh.
17:56Your life, your way.
17:57It's probably the toughest one.
17:58It's the game of life.
18:00No.
18:01And the last one,
18:02the classic barrel of last for all the family.
18:04Josh, you got any idea?
18:05It's that one where you put the things on
18:07and the guy pops out the barrel.
18:08Yes.
18:09Pop-up pirates.
18:10Pop-up pirates.
18:10Wow.
18:12OK, Mum, could you give us a score, please?
18:13Of course I can.
18:14A little bit of Christmas pizzazz, please,
18:15if you don't mind.
18:16Motsi and Dudu.
18:18Yes.
18:19450 pounds.
18:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:22George and Larry, 700 pounds.
18:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:28My God.
18:32George and Tom,
18:34950 pounds.
18:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:37So, basically, Motsi and Dudu,
18:42you benefited from Larry
18:44sort of getting overexcited with the beans.
18:45We're happy.
18:46We're happy about that.
18:47OK.
18:48From this point,
18:49you will not be given any clues, OK?
18:51Instead, you'll be given a category
18:52and you have to list as many correct answers
18:54as you can in that category.
18:56Plus, every correct answer
18:57is now worth 200 pounds.
18:59Wow.
19:00Ooh!
19:01Because there's nothing more Christmas-y
19:02than suddenly everything being twice the price.
19:05So, Josh, Motsi and George,
19:07let's get you set for the next question.
19:15Your next category is Christmas dinner.
19:19You have to guess all the components
19:20of the traditional Christmas dinner
19:21at Wetherspoon.
19:23LAUGHTER
19:24By the way, just so you know,
19:26from this point on,
19:27if any of you say an answer
19:28before the game begins,
19:29it will be considered cheating,
19:31I'm afraid,
19:31in which case the answer will be removed
19:32and I'll take 100 pounds off your total.
19:35And I might take away 100 pounds
19:36if Josh says anything
19:37because he really is bringing up
19:38my inner bully.
19:38LAUGHTER
19:39Dudu, what's a South African Christmas meal like?
19:43South Africa is,
19:44it is summer
19:46because in summer,
19:49you stay outside,
19:50we do brides
19:51and when I get here in Europe,
19:55Christmas was inside.
19:57LAUGHTER
19:57It's cold.
19:59It's different.
19:59I mean, that's a really nice verse,
20:02saying Christmas here is shit.
20:03LAUGHTER
20:04LAUGHTER
20:05LAUGHTER
20:06Do-do,
20:08Motsi's not played yet
20:09because your favourite phrase tonight
20:11has been,
20:12I'm out.
20:12LAUGHTER
20:13Do you think this might be the one
20:15that she could step up?
20:16Yes.
20:17Yes.
20:17OK, well, let's see.
20:18Parents, it's time to bid.
20:21When Mum tried this earlier,
20:23she scored five.
20:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:26OK, it's not that much of a flex.
20:34All right, Tom,
20:36it's your turn to bid first.
20:37How many do you think Josh can get?
20:39Four.
20:40Four.
20:40Dudu, what are you thinking?
20:42I'm out.
20:43LAUGHTER
20:44Is it right,
20:54have you flown all the way
20:55from South Africa to play this tonight?
20:56Yes.
20:57Yes.
20:58And you just don't want Motsi
20:59to get involved at all?
21:01No, I understand.
21:03Larry, Tom's bid four,
21:05what do you think?
21:07Five.
21:08Five, OK.
21:09Could this be another duel again?
21:10Tom?
21:11Six.
21:12Oh.
21:13Larry?
21:14I'm out.
21:17Oh.
21:17Oh.
21:18OK, well, that means
21:20that playing for £1,200
21:21is Josh.
21:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:24So, your dad thinks
21:30you can name six savouring
21:32components that are listed
21:33in the traditional Christmas dinner
21:34at JD Wetherspoon,
21:35otherwise known as spoons.
21:37Multiple guesses are allowed,
21:38but if you take too long
21:39without giving a correct answer,
21:40you will time out.
21:42OK, off you go.
21:43OK, turkey.
21:45It's there.
21:47Gravy.
21:49Gravy, sir.
21:50Carrots.
21:51Stuffing.
21:51Carrots is there, yeah.
21:53Er, potatoes.
21:54We need more specific than that.
21:55Roast potatoes.
21:57No.
21:57Boiled potatoes.
21:58No.
21:59Mashed potatoes.
21:59Yes.
22:00Fuck off.
22:01LAUGHTER
22:02I thought the same.
22:04I thought the same.
22:05Bread sauce.
22:06Er, sprouts.
22:08No.
22:08Carrots.
22:09Chicken.
22:10Er, beef.
22:11Er, oh, God.
22:14Er, stuffing.
22:14No.
22:15Er, erm, and, er, stuffing.
22:19I've already got stuffing.
22:21Oh, no.
22:23Oh, no.
22:25Oh, no.
22:26Who was it?
22:27Josh, I'm so sorry.
22:28Bad luck.
22:29The money's getting split between the others.
22:30Oh.
22:31Give it up for Josh.
22:32APPLAUSE
22:33What would you have gone for?
22:34OK, this is the full list.
22:35And I think you'll find it pretty offensive.
22:36Oh.
22:37Oh.
22:38Do you know what?
22:39I don't hate myself after that.
22:40First of all, can I just say, pigs in blankets, getting a bit of pig, then wrapping it in a bit of pig.
22:56I mean, you're absolutely taking the piss there.
22:59Motsi, how are you feeling about not being put up for any of the rounds so far?
23:02I feel the ambitious person in myself is screaming.
23:06Yeah.
23:07But on the other side, I'm just like, you know, she protects me.
23:11I protect her.
23:12You guys are serving.
23:13LAUGHTER
23:15Make up with Greg!
23:16Woo!
23:17APPLAUSE
23:19OK, Mum, what's that done to the scores, please?
23:23Josh and Tom.
23:24Oh.
23:25£950, because you know why.
23:28APPLAUSE
23:30Motsi and Dudu, £1,054!
23:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:37I'd love it if the first time Motsi had to answer was in the final.
23:41LAUGHTER
23:43And George and Larry, £1,300, guys!
23:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:49OK, it's time for a festive break, which in my house means Lisa asking me to sleep in the garage.
23:54See you in a bit.
23:55APPLAUSE
23:57APPLAUSE
23:58WELCOME BACK TO THE PARENTS EVENING CHRISTMAS SPECIAL,
23:59PROVING FAMILY IS A GIFT, BUT IT'S STILL WORTH KEEPING THE RECEIPT.
24:01LAUGHTER
24:02WELCOME BACK TO THE PARENTS EVENING CHRISTMAS SPECIAL,
24:03PROVING FAMILY IS A GIFT, BUT IT'S STILL WORTH KEEPING THE RECEIPT.
24:16LAUGHTER
24:17OK, Josh, Motsi and George, let's get you set for your next question.
24:20APPLAUSE
24:27Your next category is greetings cards.
24:30Oh...
24:31You're going to have to name the themes for cards available at Card Factory.
24:34Larry, who's a better gifter, you or George?
24:37Bearing in mind you give gifts of yourself, but...
24:39LAUGHTER
24:40Well, you know, it's certainly not me.
24:42I'm rather renowned in the family as spending 73 years getting...
24:49..a present for George that was right, but, of course, you know...
24:53I'm 45.
24:54I know.
24:55LAUGHTER
25:04I was 73, so it was 41 years in getting him a birthday.
25:08Yeah.
25:09To get him a present that was right.
25:11LAUGHTER
25:12Unfortunately, you've said one of the answers.
25:15Oh.
25:16Which means I've got to take £100 off...
25:18No!
25:19No!
25:20No!
25:21That's the rules of the game.
25:22No!
25:23He said birthday.
25:24Tom, was Josh very grateful for the gifts he received?
25:27Oh, I don't know.
25:28I don't know.
25:29Why, cos you didn't give him any?
25:31Uh, well, we don't show a lot of emotion in our family, Romesh.
25:34Oh, really?
25:35LAUGHTER
25:36Do you...
25:37Like, how often do you tell Josh you love him?
25:39Er...
25:40I don't think I've ever told him that.
25:42LAUGHTER
25:43I'm going to be nice to you, Tom.
25:45I know it's weird, but I'm on your side.
25:47LAUGHTER
25:48OK, parents, it's time to bid.
25:53When Mum tried this earlier, she scored six.
25:58Ooh.
25:59Ooh!
26:00Doody, you're going to be opening the bids?
26:02Yes.
26:03How many do you think Motsy can get?
26:05Three.
26:06Three?
26:07OK.
26:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:12Larry?
26:13Four.
26:14Four.
26:15Tom, what are you thinking?
26:16Five.
26:17Do-do.
26:18Out.
26:19I'm out.
26:20You're out.
26:21LAUGHTER
26:26Larry, five is the bid to beat.
26:28I'll go six.
26:29Six.
26:30Tom?
26:31I never thought you'd be like this, Larry.
26:33LAUGHTER
26:40I had a whole different impression of what you were like.
26:43LAUGHTER
26:44Tom, what did you think he was like?
26:45How has he differed?
26:46I thought he'd be like that guy off Gavin and Stacey.
26:48LAUGHTER
26:49LAUGHTER
26:50APPLAUSE
26:58What are you thinking then, Tom?
26:59I'll go seven.
27:00OK.
27:01Larry?
27:02I'll go eight.
27:04Oh!
27:05Whoo!
27:06Tom?
27:12LAUGHTER
27:13Um, nine.
27:15Nine!
27:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:18Yeah!
27:19Larry?
27:20Tom didn't think you were going to be like this.
27:23LAUGHTER
27:2410.
27:2510.
27:2610.
27:2710.
27:28OK.
27:29APPLAUSE
27:30Tom?
27:31I'm, er...
27:32I'm going to go 11.
27:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:36OK, Larry, the bid is currently at 11.
27:38Um...
27:43I'm out.
27:44Oh!
27:45You are out.
27:46APPLAUSE
27:48OK.
27:49That means that playing for £2,200, it's Josh!
27:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:55OK, Josh, you're really keen for your dad to push up the bids, weren't you?
27:58I'll be honest, I never thought I'd see my dad in a dick-swinging contest with Larry Lamb.
28:11LAUGHTER
28:12So your dad thinks you can name 11 reasons for giving someone a card according to the card factory.
28:17Multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long without giving a correct answer, you will time out.
28:22We need 11.
28:23OK, good luck to you, Josh.
28:25Off you go, whenever you're ready.
28:26Valentine's Day.
28:27Valentine's...
28:28Is that there?
28:29Christmas.
28:30Yep.
28:31Easter.
28:32No, keep guessing.
28:33New Year.
28:36Engagement.
28:37Engagement is there.
28:38Wedding.
28:39Wedding is there.
28:40Anniversary.
28:41Anniversary.
28:42Anniversary's there.
28:43Retirement.
28:44Retirement's there.
28:45New job.
28:46New job's there.
28:47Um...
28:48New baby.
28:49Christmas.
28:50Yep.
28:51Eid.
28:52Eid.
28:53Is there.
28:54And, um...
28:55Condolences.
28:56I'll accept that.
28:57It's sympathy.
28:58Well done, Josh!
28:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:00Congratulations, Josh.
29:01You scored 11, winning you $2,000.
29:02Congratulations, Josh.
29:03You scored 11, winning you $2,000.
29:04Thank you, Josh.
29:05You scored 11, winning you $2,000.
29:06Congratulations, Josh.
29:07You scored 11, winning you $2,000.
29:10Give it up for Josh.
29:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:12Tom, that must make you feel like you really, really love Josh.
29:22I'm really proud of him and I love him really a lot.
29:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:27Happy Christmas.
29:33OK, let's have a look at the full list.
29:37There we go.
29:38Father's Day.
29:40Wow.
29:41Father's Day, Mother's Day.
29:42Motsu, do you think you could have got more than Josh,
29:44or do you think you could have done that?
29:45Well, 11 not, but, yeah, baby shower, Mother's Day,
29:50Father's Day, congratulations.
29:52Yeah, I mean, you're reading them.
29:53Yeah, yeah.
29:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:55What about you, George?
29:56I could have got more.
29:57Yeah?
29:58Yeah.
29:59You could have got more?
30:00Yeah.
30:01I think this is...
30:02I actually think this is quite an easy one.
30:04Right.
30:05Although I'm the guy who didn't get miles when I was looking at...
30:07LAUGHTER
30:08OK, Mum, what has that done to the scores, please?
30:11I'm excited.
30:12Let me read it for you.
30:14Yeah?
30:15LAUGHTER
30:16I mean, I'll be honest with you, Mum.
30:17I don't really like the way you said that.
30:18LAUGHTER
30:19We love it, Mum.
30:20Thank you, thank you.
30:21Let me read it for you.
30:22Let me read it for you.
30:23LAUGHTER
30:24I'm putting a bit sexy, boy.
30:25Oh, please.
30:26All right.
30:27OK.
30:28Motsu and Dudu.
30:29£1,050.
30:30Woo-hoo!
30:31Very well done.
30:32George and Larry.
30:34£1,050.
30:35Woo-hoo!
30:36Very well done.
30:37George and Larry.
30:38£1,050.
30:39Woo-hoo!
30:40Very well done.
30:41George and Larry.
30:42£1,050.
30:43George and Larry.
30:44£1,200.
30:46Woo-hoo!
30:47Lovely.
30:48Josh and Tom.
30:50£3,100.
30:52Woo-hoo!
30:53OK, Josh, Motsu and George, let's get you set for your last question in this round.
31:01LAUGHTER
31:04Go for it.
31:06This question is all about festive football birds.
31:11What this is is you're going to have to list the birds that have appeared on the badges of Premier League football teams past and present.
31:18Dudu, does Motsu like football?
31:20Yes.
31:21LAUGHTER
31:22OK, parents, it's time to bid.
31:28So, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored one.
31:33LAUGHTER
31:34Larry, how many do you think George can get?
31:37Two.
31:38Two.
31:39OK.
31:40Tom?
31:41Three.
31:42Three.
31:43OK.
31:44Dudu?
31:45Four.
31:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
31:49No!
31:50No!
31:51No!
31:52No!
31:53What's it?
31:54What's it?
31:55What's it?
31:56What's it?
31:57Larry?
31:58I'm out.
31:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:00No!
32:01No!
32:02No!
32:03No!
32:04No!
32:05No!
32:06No!
32:07OK.
32:08Tom!
32:09Tom!
32:10Tom!
32:11It's with you!
32:12Do this before.
32:13Do what you want to do?
32:14What do you want to do?
32:16I'm out.
32:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:19Oh, my God!
32:23This is the best possible result we could have hoped for.
32:32Merry Christmas, everybody.
32:34Playing for the first time for £800, it's Motsu!
32:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:43What's your knowledge of football badge birds?
32:53No!
32:54Zero!
32:55OK.
32:56You've only got to get four.
32:57OK.
32:58OK.
32:59Look, what I'm going to say, if you do get four, the roof is going to come off this.
33:02I...
33:03So your mum thinks that you can name four birds that have featured, or still do feature,
33:08on the badges of football teams that have played in the Premier League.
33:11LAUGHTER
33:12Motsu, are you ready?
33:13I have no choice.
33:15OK.
33:16LAUGHTER
33:17Wow, wow.
33:18Motsu, good luck.
33:19Off you go.
33:20You've just got to name four.
33:21So just shout out some birds.
33:22Eagle.
33:23Eagle.
33:24Yes, that's right.
33:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:26Good day.
33:27Good day.
33:28Good day.
33:29Vulture.
33:30Er...
33:31Er...
33:32Er...
33:33Er...
33:34Er...
33:35Pigeon.
33:36Er...
33:37Er...
33:38Er...
33:39Er...
33:40Er...
33:41What else do we have?
33:42Eagles, vultures, a hawk, um...
33:44A seagull.
33:45A seagull.
33:46A seagull.
33:47A seagull.
33:48A seagull.
33:49A seagull there.
33:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:52WALSON, WALSON.
33:53WALSON!
33:54WALSON!
33:55WALSON!
33:56WALSON!
33:57I'm out!
33:58WALSON!
33:59WALSON!
34:04WALSON!
34:05WALSON!
34:07Congratulations, WALSON.
34:09You win $800,000!
34:10The Lumble Boneson!
34:11Oh
34:23My god, I will never do that again
34:35How does that feel you proud yes, yes
34:41Oh
34:43There we go mom. Can you give us the scores, please George and Larry?
34:491200 pounds
34:53Moxie and doodoo
34:551850
34:59My god with Josh and Tom 3155
35:05There is one more round before our final Josh Moxie and George you're gonna be answering questions on the buzzer
35:14But we've given those buzzers to your parents and they won't just decide when you answer
35:19But what you answer get one right you will add 400 pounds to your total but get it wrong
35:24And it'll be split with the other teams. Okay, are you ready?
35:27Yes, then let's begin
35:35First question name the carpenter
35:40Larry beat beat George Jesus. It is Jesus. I is Sabrina Carpenter next question
35:48name the Christmas song
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