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00:00MUSIC CONTINUES
00:04MUSIC CONTINUES
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00:27Hello, I'm Ramesh Ranganathan, and welcome to this special Christmas edition of Parents Evening,
00:32the show where celebs team up with their parents and kids to win money for charity.
00:36I love Christmas.
00:37My family actually call me Santa because they only ever see me once a year.
00:41Playing tonight, we have got comedian Josh Widdicombe and his dad, Tom.
00:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:47Carson Mottomobusi and her mum, Dugu.
00:50And presenter George Lamb and his dad, acting legend Larry Lamb.
00:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:56And also here tonight is my mum, Shanti Ranganathan.
01:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:03Mum has been dropping hints about what she wants for Christmas,
01:05but I'm not going to get a divorce and then marry a Sri Lankan woman.
01:08Sorry, Mum.
01:09LAUGHTER
01:10Mum has been researching all of tonight's guests
01:12and she comes up with searching difficult questions like,
01:14when she asked Lisa's parents why their turkey is so bland.
01:17LAUGHTER
01:18You should try adding spices.
01:20Mum, what is something you found out for us today about our guests?
01:23One of our guests gave a life-size photo themselves as a Christmas gift.
01:32LAUGHTER
01:35What kind of narcissistic prick would give a life-size poster of themselves as a Christmas gift?
01:42Who was it?
01:43Ah.
01:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:46So, who was the life-size photo of you for?
01:51My mum, it turns out.
01:53Yeah, exactly.
01:54LAUGHTER
01:55Yeah, we still laugh about that one.
01:57Yeah.
01:58Mum, who would you like a life-size photo of?
02:00You.
02:02I love you.
02:03Will you give me one?
02:05I will if it means I don't have to see you face-to-face.
02:07LAUGHTER
02:08Good luck tonight, everybody. Let's play Parents' Evening.
02:16Parents, you have to bid on how many questions out of ten
02:19you think your child can guess right in a particular category.
02:22Whoever's mum or dad bids the highest will have to play.
02:25Meet the target, you get £100 for each correct answer.
02:28But if you fall short, that money is split between the others instead.
02:33And to stop them influencing your bids,
02:35we're going to put your kids on the naughty step three feet behind you.
02:37So, Josh, Wotsey and George, let's get you set for tonight's first question.
02:48Our first question is all about Christmas films.
02:51You are going to have to identify Christmas films
02:53based on the user review written on Letterboxd.
02:56We've actually got some reviews here of you guys.
02:59This is from the Gavin and Stacey Christmas Special.
03:01This says,
03:02Protect Larry Lamb, all costs. Five stars.
03:05It's nice, isn't it?
03:06I agree with that completely.
03:08Yeah, absolutely.
03:09This is from Josh's stand-up special.
03:11I love Josh, but his voice really gets on my nerves.
03:14LAUGHTER
03:16You don't love someone and then give them...
03:17I'll be honest, I'm listening now, they are right about...
03:18Yeah, I mean, I was going to say, even in that, it is quite irritating.
03:31Yeah.
03:32This is from my stand-up special.
03:34Came for Romesh, stayed for Shanthi.
03:36Five stars.
03:37LAUGHTER
03:38Oh, well done on putting your own five-star review on TV.
03:40Well done, Romesh.
03:43Doo-doo, do you watch films at Christmas?
03:45Yes.
03:46Do you watch the Strictly Christmas Special?
03:48No.
03:49No?
03:50LAUGHTER
03:55No, no, I get it, I get it.
03:56Why would you?
03:57I mean, it's not even the proper Strictly, though, is it?
03:59It's just Josh dressed as a penguin looking like a twat.
04:01LAUGHTER
04:02He was great, though.
04:04He was great.
04:05APPLAUSE
04:09He did a good job.
04:10Yeah.
04:11Moxie gave me a nine.
04:12Yeah.
04:13And it was sincere.
04:14It was nice.
04:15I thought it was sincere until you said that.
04:16No!
04:17LAUGHTER
04:18Josh, your face in that photo.
04:22It looks like it's the first time you've been allowed outside.
04:25LAUGHTER
04:27Just, I'm so delighted to be a penguin.
04:29LAUGHTER
04:30Oh, so it's a good voice when you do it.
04:32Is that OK?
04:33LAUGHTER
04:34I used it on my stand-up special.
04:35You should have watched it five stars.
04:36LAUGHTER
04:37OK.
04:38Parents, it is time to bid.
04:42Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
04:46Yeah.
04:47It's true.
04:48Tom, you're going to be opening the bids.
04:49How many do you think Josh can get?
04:51I reckon he'll get at least three.
04:55Three.
04:56OK.
04:57Do-do, do you think Moxie can get more than three?
05:00I would...
05:01LAUGHTER
05:02LAUGHTER
05:04Larry, do you think George can get more than three?
05:08Yeah, I'll go for four.
05:09Four.
05:10OK.
05:11Tom?
05:12Yeah, I'll go five.
05:13OK, nice.
05:14Larry, Tom's very confidently said five.
05:17What do you think?
05:18I'm out.
05:19Oh!
05:20Oh!
05:21That means playing for £500 is Josh!
05:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:25Hello, Josh.
05:26Hello, Romesh.
05:27OK, out of ten, your dad thinks you can guess five Christmas movies
05:28from their review on Letterboxd.
05:29You can give multiple guesses.
05:30Yeah.
05:31You can pass as many times as you want, but you only have 90 seconds.
05:32Cool.
05:33Mum's going to be timing the round.
05:34I would.
05:3590 seconds, Josh.
05:36You've got five to get.
05:37Good luck.
05:38Off you go.
05:39Home Alone.
05:40Home Alone.
05:41Four and a half stars.
05:42It's correct.
05:43Well done.
05:44Love Actually.
05:45It's a wonderful movie.
05:46Five stars.
05:47It's absolutely correct.
05:48It's absolutely correct.
05:49I'm going to go to the next one.
05:50You can give multiple guesses.
05:51You can give multiple guesses.
05:52You can pass as many times as you want, but you only have 90 seconds.
05:54Mum's going to be timing the round.
05:55I'm worried.
05:5690 seconds, Josh.
05:57You've got five to get.
05:58Good luck.
05:59Off you go.
06:00A small child and a duo of criminals attempt to brutally murder each other.
06:03Home Alone.
06:04Four and a half stars.
06:05It's correct.
06:06Well done.
06:07Love Actually.
06:08Are you correct?
06:09Who is taking care of Jude Law's children while he's having bad sex with Cameron Diaz.
06:13Three stars.
06:14The Holiday.
06:15It is The Holiday.
06:16Well done.
06:17You've got one to get.
06:18Tim Allen kills Santa Claus and takes his job.
06:20Three stars.
06:21The Santa Claus.
06:22It is the Santa Claus.
06:23Josh Minnigan.
06:24Oh my God.
06:25Come on.
06:26Yes, Josh.
06:27Yes.
06:28You score five.
06:29Give it back for Josh.
06:31Josh.
06:33Josh.
06:34Incredible work.
06:35Was that celebration proportionate to naming five Christmas movies?
06:39Up to you to decide.
06:40What's your favourite Christmas film, Mum?
06:41Home Alone.
06:42What about Love Actually?
06:43Love Actually?
06:44What is that?
06:45I don't like Hugh Grant.
06:46You know the film where Hugh Grant is the Prime Minister.
06:47I don't like Hugh Grant.
06:48Why don't you like Hugh Grant?
06:49It's very rude.
06:51He can be popular.
06:52Yeah.
06:53But he should learn manners.
06:54Mum.
06:55Mum.
06:56Yes.
06:57It's for you as well.
06:58What?
06:59For me?
07:00What?
07:01What?
07:02What?
07:03What?
07:04What?
07:05What?
07:06What?
07:07What?
07:08What?
07:09What?
07:10What?
07:11What?
07:12What?
07:13What?
07:14What?
07:15What?
07:16What?
07:17What?
07:18What?
07:19What?
07:20What?
07:21We asked.
07:22Someone's standing up to him.
07:24Yes, Mummy!
07:25Thank you, darling.
07:27I love your dance.
07:28Ooh!
07:29Okay, Josh, Motsey and George, let's get you set for your next question.
07:42Okay, this time your question is all about chocolate.
07:45Oh!
07:46Sometimes people aren't sure whether a chocolate is vegan or not.
07:49is if you're enjoying it it's not vegan what you're gonna have to do for this
07:54one is you have to name the chocolate bar represented by the picture for
07:57example this one mum what chocolate's that lion bar lion bar is absolutely
08:02right yeah I mean to be fair you just have to say what's a big face okay
08:07parents it's time to bid now when mum tried this earlier she scored two do
08:15you're gonna be opening the bids how many do you think Motsy can get two okay
08:20Larry dude who's bid two how many do you think George can get five five
08:29Tom I'll go six okay do do six is the bid to be no I'm out you're out okay Larry
08:42seven oh okay I like this okay Tom this is a battle now I'm out oh no
08:50so that means playing for 700 pounds it's George
09:01how are you I'm very well how are you I'm good I've suddenly felt a lot less
09:05attractive okay so how do you feel about this round I like chocolate a lot but
09:12yeah I feel confident oh god when you said looked at me and said I like chocolate a
09:16lot I felt yeah I could be that chocolate George okay so your dad thinks you can
09:29name seven chocolates from the ten clues provided okay George good luck to you off
09:33you go you've got seven to get what chocolate is this picnic is correct
09:38whisper whisper is correct what's this one Yorkie is correct what's this one
09:49what's this one planet no that's the planet that's the first time a bit we
10:01have a chocolate cool planet or a moon milky air milky way what is the chocolate
10:10bar called that's got something to do with the moon I can't give you any option I'd
10:13love to a dime bar yes correct yeah Eminem for Eminem Eminem yes what's this
10:27one bucket of treasure chest box money boss if you want to come look at the next
10:34one yeah next one okay pass what's this one bus going to South London
10:43that's it red bus yeah big bus metro line by double decker yes
10:51you've got one to go you've got one to go what is this what are you looking at
10:53flake yes
10:58congratulations you scored seven winning some of your guys give it up for George
11:07oh that was exhilarating Larry what did you think of George's performance there
11:11sweet there's three questions you missed you'll just have a look there's this
11:19one anybody got any ideas about it is timeout yeah I thought it was ripped
11:23bastard but it's over the next one that is
11:32okay what planet is a chocolate bar okay this one this is a tough one anybody
11:41is bouncing there you go give it up for George though what a performance all right mum with two questions in what are the scores please and give it a bit of drama a little bit of Christmas
11:51like drama what what what how do you want me to say just give it a little bit body movement you know
11:56like that you got this and you got that and we're done good luck to you
12:02Motsi and Dudu yeah nothing at the moment but you will get some more
12:10I'm sorry
12:12Josh and Tom yeah 500 pounds
12:18wow wow wow George and Larry 700 pounds
12:24well done guys it's time for a break now remember family is the greatest gift unless they got you a playstation see you in a bit
12:32welcome back to parents evening kids remember you can't influence your parents during these questions so once again let's get set for our next one
12:52this time your question is all about board games what you're gonna have to do is name the board game from its official tagline for example skill game where you're the doctor what board game is that I haven't got a clue
13:14okay it's not that does sound like a board game but that's not the correct answer
13:19it's actually operation it's a great game slightly more difficult to play nowadays because of NHS waiting times
13:24Larry do you think George would be any good at this yeah is he competitive when you're playing board games
13:30very very okay yeah it gets competitive at our house doesn't it mum you come over every Christmas play a bit of Uno
13:36I'm rubbish at it yeah we don't know that every year you always mention I haven't improved at all
13:42why don't you teach me how to play mum I teach you every year
13:46every year
13:48every year
13:50I'm just gonna watch a couple of games because I can't get my head around it
13:54you start playing and then you go shut up put a tool down
13:56no you can't put a tool down
13:58you cannot have me something I tell you
14:00how can I learn like that
14:02this is what I said you should learn manners
14:08it's current evening
14:10yeah okay parents it is time to bid
14:14when mum tried this earlier she scored zero
14:16okay Larry you're gonna be opening the bids
14:20how many of these do you think George can get
14:24five
14:26that is a great opening bid
14:28Tom
14:30six
14:31okay
14:32you see this gentleman
14:34they know that my child can get more
14:38so they say
14:40so I'm going out
14:42you're out
14:44that was
14:46that is one of the most incredible justifications I've ever heard
14:50yeah
14:51these gentlemen know my child can get more
14:53so I'm out
14:55okay Larry
14:58it's six to b what do you think
15:00seven
15:02oh
15:04it's a bit of seven to b you seem quite stressed out what's wrong
15:10that's very edgy isn't it
15:12it is
15:20I'll go eight
15:26this is this is great gaming
15:28okay Larry
15:30Thomas bid eight
15:32do you want to push him further
15:34nine
15:36okay Tom
15:40I'm out
15:41that means that playing for 900 pounds it's George
15:48so out of ten your dad thinks you can name nine board games from their slogan
16:03George are you ready?
16:04I'm ready
16:05okay let's go good luck
16:06okay let's go good luck
16:10the classic naval combat game
16:14Battleship
16:15is correct
16:16the frantic marble munching game
16:20the hippos the hungry hippos
16:22is correct I'll accept that
16:23hungry hungry hippos
16:24the game of strategic conquest
16:26risk
16:27is correct
16:28every word counts
16:31Scrabble
16:32is correct
16:34the game of quick draw
16:36I don't know
16:37pass
16:38pass okay
16:39fast stealing property trading game
16:41monopoly
16:42is correct
16:43the original guessing game
16:46guess who
16:47is correct
16:48yes
16:49I was trying
16:50your life your way
16:51your life your way
16:55nope
16:56I don't know what that is
16:57pass
16:58okay next one
16:59the classic barrel of last for all the farmers
17:03I don't know
17:04okay do you want to pass and come back to that one
17:05pass pass pass
17:06okay let's have a look at the next one
17:07the saddle stacking game with a moody mule
17:13buckaroo
17:14is correct
17:15oh
17:16thank you for cheating in
17:17game of quick draw
17:23two left to get
17:24that kind of thing
17:25yeah I mean I don't know
17:26I don't know what like what kind of draw is that
17:28well I can give you nothing beyond that
17:30what's the next one
17:31the other one
17:32let's have a look at the next one
17:33your life your way
17:38bad luck you couldn't reach nine which means the money is getting split between the others
17:41let's hear it for George
17:43let's have a look at the ones you didn't get
17:50the game of quick draw is Pictionary
17:53oh
17:55yeah
17:56your life your way
17:57this is probably the toughest one
17:58it's the game of life
17:59no
18:00and the last one
18:01the classic barrel of last for all the family
18:04Josh got any idea?
18:05it's that one where you put the things on and the guy pops out the barrel
18:08yes
18:09pop-up pirates
18:10pop-up pirates
18:11wow
18:12okay mum could you give us a scores please
18:13of course I can
18:14a little bit of Christmas pizazz please if you don't mind
18:16Motsi and Dudu
18:18yes
18:19450 pounds
18:21yay
18:22woo
18:23woo
18:24woo
18:25woo
18:26woo
18:27woo
18:28woo
18:29woo
18:30woo
18:31woo
18:32woo
18:33woo
18:34woo
18:35woo
18:36woo
18:37woo
18:38woo
18:39woo
18:40woo
18:41so basically Motsi and Dudu you benefited from Larry getting overexcited with the beans
18:45we're happy
18:46we're happy about that
18:47okay
18:48from this point you will not be given any clues
18:50okay
18:51instead you'll be given a category
18:52and you have to list as many correct answers as you can in that category
18:55plus every correct answer is now worth 200 pounds
18:59woo
19:00woo
19:01because there's nothing more Christmasy than suddenly everything being twice the price
19:04so
19:05Josh, Motsi and George let's get you set for the next question
19:08your next category is Christmas dinner you have to guess all the components of the traditional Christmas dinner at Wetherspoon
19:23by the way just so you know from this point on if any of you say an answer before the game begins it will be considered cheating I'm afraid in which case the answer will be removed and I'll take £100 off your total and I might take away £100 if Josh says anything because he really is bringing it to the game.
19:36because he really is bringing up my inner bully
19:39um
19:40Duda what's a South African Christmas meal like?
19:43South Africa is er
19:45it is summer
19:47because in summer you stay outside we do brides
19:51and when I get here in Europe
19:54Christmas was inside
19:56it's cold
19:58it's different isn't it?
20:00I mean that's a really nice verse saying Christmas here is shit
20:03I know
20:04Duda Motsi has not played yet because your favourite phrase tonight has been I'm out
20:13do you think this might be the one that she could step up?
20:16yes
20:17yes
20:18okay well let's see
20:19parents it's time to bid
20:21when mum tried this earlier she scored five
20:28okay it's not that much of a flex
20:34alright Tom it's your turn to bid first how many do you think Josh can get?
20:38four
20:39four
20:40Duda what are you thinking?
20:42I'm out
20:43yes
20:44Is it right have you flown all the way from South Africa to play this tonight?
20:56yes
20:57yes
20:58and you just don't want Motsi to get involved at all?
21:00no
21:01I understand
21:03Larry Tom's bid four what do you think?
21:06five
21:07five okay
21:08could this be another duel again Tom?
21:10Tom? Six. Oh, Larry? I'm out.
21:18OK, well, that means that playing for £1,200 is Josh!
21:29So your dad thinks you can name six savouring components that are listed in the traditional Christmas dinner at JD Wetherspoon,
21:35otherwise known as spoons.
21:37Multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long without giving a correct answer, you will time out.
21:41OK. Off you go.
21:43OK, turkey.
21:45It's there.
21:47Gravy.
21:48Gravy, sir.
21:49Carrots.
21:50Stuffing. Carrots is there, yeah.
21:52Er, potatoes. We need more specific than that.
21:55Roast potatoes.
21:57No. Boiled potatoes. No.
21:58Mashed potatoes? Yes.
22:00Fuck off.
22:01I thought the same. I thought the same.
22:05Bread sauce, um, er, sprouts.
22:08No. No.
22:09Carrots, chicken, er, beef.
22:11Um, oh, God.
22:13Er, stuffing. No.
22:15No.
22:16Er, um, and, er, stuff, stuffing.
22:19I've already got stuffing!
22:21Oh, no!
22:23Oh, no!
22:24Oh, no!
22:25What was it?
22:26Josh, I'm so sorry. Bad luck.
22:28The money's getting split between the others.
22:30Oh!
22:31Give it up for Josh!
22:32CHEERING
22:33That was tough!
22:38What would you have gone for?
22:39OK, this is the full list.
22:43And I think you'll find it pretty offensive.
22:45Oh.
22:47Oh, do you know what?
22:48I don't hate myself after that.
22:50First of all, can I just say, pigs in blankets,
22:53getting a bit of pig, then wrapping it in a bit of pig.
22:56I mean, absolutely taking the piss there.
22:58Motsu, how are you feeling about not being put up
23:01for any of the rounds so far?
23:02I feel the ambitious person in myself is screaming.
23:06Yeah.
23:07But on the other side, I'm just like, you know,
23:10she protects me, I protect her, you guys are serving.
23:13LAUGHTER
23:15OK, Mum, what's that done to the scores, please?
23:23Josh and Tom, £950, because you know why.
23:28APPLAUSE
23:30Motsi and Dudu, £1,055.
23:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:38I'd love it if the first time Motsi had to answer was in the final.
23:42LAUGHTER
23:44And George and Larry, £1,300, guys.
23:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:50OK, it's time for a festive break,
23:52which in my house means Lisa asking me to sleep in the garage.
23:55See you in a bit.
23:56LAUGHTER
23:58APPLAUSE
24:00APPLAUSE
24:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:10Welcome back to the Parents' Evening Christmas Special,
24:12proving family is a gift, but it's still worth keeping the receipt.
24:15LAUGHTER
24:16OK, Josh, Motsi and George,
24:18let's get you set for your next question.
24:20APPLAUSE
24:22APPLAUSE
24:24APPLAUSE
24:27Your next category is greetings cards.
24:30You're going to have to name the themes for cards
24:32available at Card Factory.
24:34Larry, who's a better gifter, you or George?
24:37Bear in mind you give gifts of yourself, but...
24:39LAUGHTER
24:40Well, you know, it's certainly not me.
24:42I'm rather renowned in the family as spending 73 years
24:48getting a present for George that was right, but of course...
24:53I'm 45.
24:54LAUGHTER
24:55I was 73, so it was 41 years in getting him a birthday.
25:08Yeah.
25:09I'd forget him a present that was right.
25:11LAUGHTER
25:12Unfortunately, you've said one of the answers.
25:14Oh.
25:15Which means that I've got to take £100 off...
25:17No! No!
25:18What do you mean, no? That's the rules of the game.
25:21No!
25:22He said birthday.
25:23LAUGHTER
25:24Tom, was Josh very grateful for the gifts he received?
25:27Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
25:29Why, cos you didn't give him any?
25:31Er, well, we don't show a lot of emotion in our family, Romesh.
25:34Oh, really?
25:35LAUGHTER
25:37How often do you tell Josh you love him?
25:39Er...
25:40I don't think I've ever told him that.
25:42LAUGHTER
25:44I'm going to be honest with you, Tom, I know it's weird,
25:46but I'm on your side.
25:48LAUGHTER
25:51OK, parents, it's time to bid.
25:54When Mum tried this earlier, she scored six.
25:58Ooh.
25:59Ooh!
26:00Dudey, you're going to be opening the bids.
26:02Yes.
26:03How many do you think Motsy can get?
26:05Three.
26:06Three?
26:07OK.
26:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:11Larry?
26:13Four.
26:14Four.
26:15Tom, what are you thinking?
26:16Five.
26:17Do-do.
26:18Out.
26:19I'm out.
26:20You're out.
26:21LAUGHTER
26:26Larry, five is the bid to beat.
26:28I'll go six.
26:29Six.
26:30Tom?
26:31I never thought you'd be like this, Larry.
26:33LAUGHTER
26:36I had a whole different impression of what you were like.
26:42LAUGHTER
26:43Tom, what did you think he was like?
26:45How has he differed?
26:46I thought he'd be like that guy off Gavin and Stacey.
26:48LAUGHTER
26:49APPLAUSE
26:50What are you thinking then, Tom?
26:51I'll go seven.
26:52OK.
26:53Larry?
26:54I'll go eight.
26:55Oh!
26:56Ooh!
26:57Tom!
26:58Um, nine.
26:59Nine!
27:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:01Yeah!
27:02Yeah!
27:03Larry?
27:04I'll go eight.
27:05Oh!
27:06Ooh!
27:07Tom!
27:12LAUGHTER
27:14Um, nine.
27:15Nine!
27:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:18Yeah!
27:20Larry?
27:21Tom didn't think you were going to be like this.
27:24LAUGHTER
27:25Ten.
27:26Ten.
27:27Ten.
27:28OK.
27:29APPLAUSE
27:30Tom?
27:31I'm, er...
27:32I'm going to go eleven.
27:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:35OK, Larry, the bid is currently at eleven.
27:38Um...
27:43I'm out.
27:44Oh!
27:45You are out.
27:49OK.
27:50That means that playing for £2,200,
27:54it's Josh!
27:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:03OK.
28:04Josh, you're really keen for your dad to push up the bids,
28:06aren't you?
28:07I'll be honest, I never thought I'd see my dad in a dick
28:09swinging contest with Larry Lamb.
28:11LAUGHTER
28:13So your dad thinks you can name eleven reasons for giving
28:15someone a card according to the card factory.
28:17Multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long
28:19without giving a correct answer, you will time out.
28:21We need eleven.
28:22OK.
28:23Good luck to you, Josh.
28:25Off you go, whenever you're ready.
28:26Valentine's Day.
28:28Valentine's...
28:29Is that there?
28:30Christmas.
28:31Yep.
28:32Easter.
28:33No, keep guessing.
28:34New Year.
28:36Engagement.
28:37Engagement is there.
28:38Wedding.
28:39Wedding is there.
28:40Anniversary.
28:43Anniversary's there.
28:44Retirement.
28:45Retirement's there.
28:46New job.
28:47New job's there.
28:48New baby.
28:49Christmas.
28:50Yep.
28:51Eid.
28:52Eid.
28:53Is there.
28:54And...
28:55Condolences.
28:56I'll accept that.
28:57It's sympathy.
28:58Well done, Josh.
28:59Congratulations, Josh.
29:00You scored eleven.
29:01Winning you two thousand two hundred pounds.
29:02Give it up for Josh.
29:03Tom, that must make you feel like you really, really love Josh.
29:05I'm really proud of him and I love him really a lot.
29:06Oh!
29:07Oh!
29:08Happy Christmas.
29:09Okay, let's have a look at the full list.
29:10There we go.
29:11Uh...
29:12Uh...
29:13Oh!
29:14Oh!
29:15Oh!
29:16Oh!
29:17Oh!
29:18Oh!
29:19Oh!
29:20Oh!
29:21Oh!
29:22Oh!
29:23Oh!
29:24Oh!
29:25Oh!
29:26Oh!
29:27Oh!
29:28Oh!
29:29Oh!
29:30Oh!
29:31Oh!
29:32Oh!
29:33Oh!
29:34Oh!
29:35Oh!
29:36Oh!
29:37Oh!
29:38Oh!
29:39Wow. Father's Day, Mother's Day.
29:41Motsu, do you think you could have got more than Josh?
29:43Or do you think you could have done that?
29:45Well, 11 not, but, yeah, baby shower, Mother's Day,
29:49Father's Day, congratulations.
29:52Yeah, I mean, you're reading them.
29:53Yeah, yeah!
29:55What about you, George?
29:57I could have got more.
29:58Yeah? Yeah.
29:59You could have got more?
30:00Yeah.
30:01I think this is... I actually think this is quite an easy one.
30:04I'm the guy who didn't get miles when I was looking at...
30:09OK, Mum, what has that done to the scores, please?
30:12I'm excited.
30:13Let me read it for you.
30:15Yeah?
30:16LAUGHTER
30:19I'll be honest with you, Mum,
30:21I don't really like the way you said that.
30:23LAUGHTER
30:24We love it, Mum.
30:25Thank you, thank you.
30:27Let me read it for you.
30:28Let me read it for you.
30:30I'm putting it with sexy, boy.
30:31Oh, please, do not.
30:33All right. OK.
30:35Motsu and Duru,
30:37£1,050.
30:39Woo-hoo!
30:41Very well done.
30:43George and Larry,
30:44£1,200.
30:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
30:49Josh and Tom,
30:51£3,100.
30:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
30:56OK, Josh, Motsu and George,
30:58let's get you set for your last question in this round.
31:01LAUGHTER
31:07This question is all about festive football birds.
31:11What this is, is you're going to have to list the birds
31:13that have appeared on the badges of Premier League football teams,
31:16past and present.
31:17Doodoo, does Motsu like football?
31:19Yes.
31:21LAUGHTER
31:26OK, parents, it's time to bid.
31:30So, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored one.
31:33LAUGHTER
31:34Larry, how many do you think George can get?
31:36Two.
31:38Two, OK.
31:39Tom?
31:40Three.
31:41Three, OK.
31:42four.
31:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
31:45HE WERE
31:48HE'S LARGE
31:49HE'S LARGE
31:50HE'S LARGE
31:52HE'S lARGY
31:53WORKING
31:54NOOOOO
31:55HE'S LARGE
31:56HE'S LARGE
31:57What's this?
31:58What's this?
31:59Larry?
32:00I'm out.
32:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:02HE'S LARGE
32:03HE'S LARGE
32:04HE'S LARGE
32:05HE'S LARGE
32:06HE'S LARGE
32:07HE'S LARGE
32:08OK.
32:09Tom!
32:10Tom!
32:11It's with you. Do two, three, four.
32:14What do you want to do?
32:16I'm out.
32:21Oh, my God!
32:27This is the best possible result we could have hoped for.
32:32Merry Christmas, everybody.
32:34Playing for the first time for £800, it's Motsi!
32:41What's your knowledge of football badge birds?
32:53Not zero!
32:56You've only got to get four.
32:58Okay.
32:59What I'm going to say, if you do get four, the roof is going to come off this.
33:03So your mum thinks that you can name four birds that have featured,
33:06or still do feature,
33:08are the badges of football teams that have played in the Premier League.
33:11Motsi, are you ready?
33:13I have no choice.
33:15Okay.
33:16Wow, wow.
33:18Motsi, good luck, off you go.
33:19You've just got to name four.
33:20So just shout out some birds.
33:21Eagle.
33:22Eagle.
33:23Yes, that's right.
33:24Yes, that's right.
33:25Okay, good luck, good luck.
33:28Vulture, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, liveabird, uh, uh.
33:32Liveabird as well.
33:33Good luck.
33:34Um, uh, uh, uh, uh, pigeon, uh, uh, what else do you have?
33:42Eagles, vultures, uh, hawk, um, a seagull.
33:44Hawk
34:14Oh
34:23My god, I will never do that again
34:35How does that feel you proud yes, yes
34:44There we go mom. Can you give us the scores, please George and Larry 1,200 pounds?
34:53Motsy and doodoo
34:59My god, it was josh and tom 3,155
35:08There is one more round before our final josh motsy and george
35:12You're gonna be answering questions on the buzzer
35:14But we've given those buzzers to your parents and they won't just decide when you answer
35:19But what you answer get one right you will add 400 pounds to your total but get it wrong
35:24And it'll be split with the other teams. Okay. Are you ready?
35:28Then let's begin
35:35First question name the carpenter
35:37Oh
35:40Larry beat beat george jesus. It is jesus. I is sabrina carpenter next question
35:48name the christmas song
35:53Tom hey, hey, josh little drummer boy is correct. I is run rudolph run next question name the man playing santa
36:02Oh
36:06Tom be oh, josh
36:09I don't know. It's paul burrell
36:12What would you've got a josh? It's rich attenborough. It is rich attenborough. Yes. Okay. Next question
36:18name the wise man
36:22Tom a a josh dalai lama. It is dalai lama. B is dennis wise next question name the bell
36:32Larry b b george alexander graham
36:37Yeah, a is kristen bell next question name the christmas tool
36:45Larry b b nutcracker. It is nutcracker a is turkey baster. Do do just a quick one. Do you know you've got a buzzer?
36:52Yeah
36:54Next question name the mary
36:59Tom b b josh mary queen scott is correct a is mary erps
37:05Name the christmas pudding
37:09Tom a josh log we won't accept that i'm afraid it's yule log
37:14Oh
37:16Would you have known b yeah stalin nope panettone
37:23Wow but i like the confidence next question name the joseph
37:31Larry b b leslie it is leslie joseph
37:36I feel a little bit embarrassed that dad thinks i would know about leslie joseph over starling yeah
37:42Next question
37:44Name the dame
37:48Tom b b josh kelly holmes is correct a is craig revel horwood
37:54is it yes
37:56oh that's it that's the end of the round
37:58mom can you please confirm the final scores for us
38:04mossy and doo-doo
38:072 250 pounds
38:12george and larry 3 200 pounds
38:18josh and tom 4 755
38:21congratulations josh and tom you have made it through to the final
38:33george how do you feel it went for you tonight
38:35dad's been kicking himself the whole way about the whole greeting card thing you know what i mean
38:39that's the last 10 minutes he's like you could have done much better than that
38:43lotsi how do you feel the game went for you tonight i think we did well yeah we connected yeah yeah
38:50and i'm proud of her she came all the way from africa for you yes
38:58we have got to take a break now join us in a bit to see if josh and tom can double their
39:02money in our final round i'm very tense because if they win it we can only afford one car for me
39:07and mum to share home what a nightmare see you in a bit guys
39:20welcome back to the parents evening christmas special where some parents are so disappointed in
39:29their offspring you'd have thought that a married megan markle
39:34josh and tom by making it through to the final you have secured your prize for charity how much have
39:38they made mum four thousand seven hundred and fifty pounds nice
39:45but succeeding this round we will double that bringing the total to what mum nine thousand five
39:50hundred pounds wow here is how it works you're going to see a board of 12 possible answers but only
40:00five of them are correct to double your jackpot all you have to do is identify all
40:04five if you pick three wrong answers i'm afraid you lose around but you do leave with your original
40:09jackpot of four thousand seven hundred and fifty pounds tom you are going to be picking the category
40:14your options are christmas carols winter olympics and christmas adverts what are you thinking
40:22you know what i'm going to go with christmas adverts christmas adverts josh and tom for the last
40:29time let's play parents evening
40:39josh how happy are you with the category that your dad's chosen i've chosen the same but they're all
40:45tough what you have to do is you've got to name five titles of john lewis christmas adverts okay
40:52here are the possible answers the owl and the pussycat the bear and the hair the ass and the beaver
41:01monty the python moz the monster romesh the reindeer the space oddity the lightning rod the man on the
41:11moon buster the boxer the red herring and edgar the dragon okay so five of those are titles of john lewis
41:21adverts and seven aren't when you're ready give me your first answer i'm presuming you know none of
41:27them uh you're you're correct so josh what are you thinking i remember the bear and the hair that's a bear
41:42that's asleep in a cave and the hair buys it a alarm clock and lily allen's the music the bear and the
41:49hair let's lock that in is that a christmas ad that is correct hold on what are you going for next
42:00any ones that you're certain of yeah i remember moz the monster being on sale in john the lewis john
42:06the lewis that's what you call it when you come into money i'll just pop it over to john the lewis
42:21so moz the monster was in john the lewis okay let's lock in moz the monster was moz the monster in
42:26christmas ad yes it was you have got three to get there was a weird bloke on the moon with a
42:39telescope do you remember him he was quite creepy man on the moon okay that must be that one tom you
42:46agree with that totally yeah let's lock in the man on the moon is the man on the moon a genuine john
42:53lewis christmas ad it is well done okay two to go yeah i think there's one about a boxer dog that
43:07wants to play on the trampoline so i think that must be bust of the box okay bust of the boxer let's
43:14lock that in is that a genuine christmas ad
43:20it is right right so we know some of those aren't real okay so you're one away from doubling your
43:28jackpot here which are the ones you definitely are just out of the question i don't the owl and
43:32the pussycat because that's a children's story so owl and the pussycat's out ass and the beaver
43:37romish the reindeer yeah monty the python feels like a kind of copyright problem
43:42so i don't think so i think it's one of the last four those bottom ones so space oddity it's not
43:47going to be the red herring because that's a joke in itself right so should we go with the lightning
43:52rod because i just don't think they'd make up the lightning rod you want to go the lightning rod okay
43:56let's lock in the lightning rod if this is right you're doubling your jackpot
44:01i'm sorry the lightning rod is uh it's actually a manscaping style according to wilkinson sword
44:20okay so you've got one wrong three wrong and you're out what you're thinking now
44:24oh suddenly monty the python's drawing me in is there only one more right answer here there's
44:30only one more correct one yeah i think the dragon or the python i agree monty the python okay let's
44:40lock in monty the python is monty the python a genuine christmas ad
44:52oh i'm sorry uh monty the penguin oh it was yeah whatever you choose now you're either doubling
45:00or you're out okay because if it's right you double your jackpot if it's wrong you're out of the
45:04game so we took it to the edge you took it right to the edge edgar the dragon man i think it'll be
45:10edgar the dragon momesh okay so thank you tom let's lock in edgar the dragon is edgar the dragon a genuine
45:20christmas for christmas come on
45:35congratulations you've doubled your jackpot to 9 500 pounds
45:43what charity you've been letting the money to uh the lily foundation which is a small charity that helps
45:48children uh with mitochondrial disease and families that are affected by it uh a fantastic of course
45:53give it up for josh and tom that is all for tonight thank you to my guests
45:58thank you so much for watching now you've enjoyed these families spending time together you can go
46:08back to ignoring yours have a great christmas say goodbye mom bye bye everybody merry christmas
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