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00:00Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03When you see me out, tell me how they feel.
00:07Tell me how they feel.
00:08Don't nobody else know the real deal.
00:12Used to be something when it first began.
00:17Now we just pretend.
00:25The party theme is a 1920s theme.
00:30Dressed in satin and lace, not a hair out of place.
00:35She's such a beautiful lady who's dancing with me.
00:39With irresistible charms, she spins around in my arms.
00:43Can you see how lucky I am?
00:54Hello, beautiful.
00:55Hi.
00:56I love this.
00:57Hi.
00:58You look gorgeous.
01:00One, one, one, one, my air kisses.
01:02It's such a beautiful night.
01:04Nice cuckoo.
01:05Wow.
01:07Oh, how wonderful.
01:09You are so talented.
01:11This party is like the Great Gatsby meets Palm Beach Opulence.
01:17And it's to celebrate the 100th anniversary of Addison Meisner.
01:21The blueprint of Palm Beach is built on the work of Addison Meisner.
01:25I used to visit Palm Beach with my family as a little girl on spring break.
01:28And I felt like I was in a magical place.
01:31This dude did a good job.
01:32Oh, my God.
01:33I'm so glad I saw you.
01:34I'm going to see you tomorrow.
01:35My hair's got so much hairspray, and I'm, like, going to take out somebody's eye.
01:38It's like a helmet.
01:39Honestly, the NFL wants to study this for, like, the impact.
01:43Shaka Borb Jarbson.
01:45Coco and I share a passion for architecture.
01:48And she said when they were sitting in their meeting for the Boca Raton Historical Society,
01:53she was like, um, we need to get tumbles.
01:56So it's a big deal that I'm co-hosting this with Coco.
01:58You know, it's a big step up for me.
02:00Usually I show up as the DJ, and this time, like, my name is on it.
02:04I just graduated to, like, the bigger table in the lunchroom.
02:08I got to make sure now, like, you know, I don't pull out a smelly tuna sandwich.
02:12Like, you know what I mean?
02:15Are they going to poop on me?
02:16Oh!
02:17Hi!
02:18Oh!
02:19Coco!
02:20Oh, my God, it's eating my hair.
02:21They look good on you.
02:22Oh, my God, you're getting the white one.
02:23Oh, my God.
02:24Are they going to poop?
02:27As long as it doesn't poop on my head.
02:30Addison Meisner was known for basically going around with a parrot and a monkey everywhere he went.
02:36So here we are with the most expensive hairstyles.
02:39Literally risking our hair lives with parrots on our heads.
02:44All in the name of, like, cool party pics to be posted on Instagram.
02:47Welcome to Palm Beach.
02:48Okay, ladies.
02:49Do you want to get in a picture really quick?
02:51Sure.
02:52Oh, my God, I love this.
02:53Wait, Maria, one more picture.
02:54I do want to.
02:55I do want to.
02:56I do want to be on theme.
02:57Get in the picture and then we'll do it.
02:58Can you, someone go on this side?
02:59Oh, beautiful.
03:00Hilary and I have a complicated relationship.
03:02She doesn't really see me on the same level as her, but I am not going to miss an opportunity
03:07to invite her to an event where I am co-hosting and letting her see that, guess what?
03:10I, too, can throw a really freaking glorious over-the-top Palm Beach event.
03:13Okay?
03:14And guess what?
03:15We got a monkey, bitch.
03:16And a parrot.
03:17It's going to be epic right here.
03:19We are epic, darling.
03:20Yeah.
03:21Coco is just a lovely, lovely, lovely person and friend.
03:26So, I'm not here for Maria.
03:28I'm here for Coco.
03:34He's not about to poop, right?
03:36Pretty.
03:37Ah, wine sip.
03:38That's it.
03:39That's it.
03:40You smell so good.
03:41Do I?
03:42I like so...
03:43Potpourri.
03:44I don't know.
03:45You smell like fresh.
03:46Let me see.
03:47I smell like Palm Beach in Bad Decisions.
03:50Oh.
03:51You can't stay long.
03:52No, I'm sorry.
03:54I have another event.
03:55A huge event.
03:56700 people.
03:57Great Gatsby theme for the veterans.
04:00Oh, I wish you were staying with me.
04:02Hi.
04:03You look so pretty.
04:05I hear Romina.
04:07Why is she screaming?
04:08Does she want all eyes on her?
04:10Hi.
04:12See how loud she is?
04:13I saw you from the back.
04:14I didn't realize it was you.
04:15She's screaming.
04:16Okay, sexy lady.
04:18Are you serious right now?
04:21Now she'll tell me.
04:22She's still screaming.
04:23We hear her.
04:24She will tell me tomorrow I wasn't screaming.
04:26Oh, there.
04:27You look so cute.
04:29That's her thing.
04:31Romina is so loud all the time.
04:33Roman.
04:34Roman.
04:35I'll have a tequila.
04:36Oh, my God.
04:38Don't go.
04:40Where have you been hiding?
04:42Put my song on.
04:44I want to dance.
04:45Oh, hello.
04:46I'm a jungle woman.
04:48She can be a little embarrassing.
04:52Did you see the update that came out for the invite for her party?
04:55Oh, I'm very disappointed about the invite.
04:58I do want to talk to her about it, but I'm very, very disappointed.
05:03You don't mention the charity.
05:05Read it to me again.
05:06I forget.
05:07I'm so excited to celebrate my birthday with you.
05:10If you're thinking of bringing a gift, I'd kindly prefer cash gifts.
05:14Terrible.
05:15Exclamation mark.
05:16I said, please bring me cash.
05:17Oh, my God.
05:18It's like people are going to say, what are you broke?
05:21Also, in the spirit of giving, I'm partnering with two amazing charities close to my heart.
05:26I encourage everyone to donate a little something to the one that resonates the most, and I'll
05:30be sharing more with you at my party.
05:32Three people said something to me today since that update came out.
05:36And one person called me and said, Rosalyn, she is persona non grata in Palm Beach.
05:41Oh, my gosh.
05:43Wait, what does that mean?
05:44Wait, what does that mean?
05:47Wait.
05:48Oh, Maria, I love you.
05:49Persona.
05:50Persona non grata means she's a person not welcome.
05:53I thought persona non grata was like a cheese.
05:56I really did.
05:58It sounds like grated cheese.
06:01Hi, beautiful.
06:02Wow.
06:03Look at you.
06:04I love.
06:05Now, this is Art Deco.
06:071920s.
06:08Wow.
06:09Magnificent.
06:10I love you.
06:11Hello.
06:12I love this gown.
06:13Meisner.
06:14He's iconic for his architecture.
06:16This is beautiful.
06:17It's all the architecture here.
06:19It's all the architecture on the side.
06:21Gail's always dressed perfect.
06:23Does she know about the text message, the update for the party?
06:27Unfortunately, you told me people sent it to you that Romina asked for money.
06:31There was an update for her party.
06:33For cash.
06:34I read that invitation.
06:35I want cash.
06:36She wrote.
06:37I have never in my life.
06:39I feel like a bride.
06:41You do look like a bride.
06:42You do look like a bride.
06:43Here comes the bride.
06:44I feel like I need to position you.
06:45Oh, dressed in blue.
06:48That is not one area of the theme of the party.
06:53No.
06:54Can you say that?
06:55It's not 1920s.
06:56It's not 1920s.
06:58It's modern.
06:59It's Grecian.
07:00It's Grecian.
07:01Yes, it's Grecian.
07:02Very beautiful that way.
07:03It's Grecian.
07:04I didn't feel Greece.
07:05It's disgusting.
07:06So, I was just mentioning to Roslyn and Gail that the text blast that you sent out for
07:13the invite this week regarding the charities.
07:15So, first of all, naming the charities would have helped because I don't think you'll get
07:19much donations, like not putting them in the actual blast.
07:22Okay.
07:23But more importantly, it's not appropriate to ask for gifts or especially cash.
07:28I don't care.
07:29It's a little not tactful.
07:30That's what I realized at this point.
07:31May I make a suggestion?
07:32You should have never asked for money.
07:34I said gifts are not necessary.
07:36I know that.
07:37But much appreciated.
07:38But in lieu of gifts.
07:40Cash, because I knew my friends wanted to bring me stuff.
07:43But I don't want anyone to bring me.
07:45But you don't ask for cash.
07:46Well, it looks like you're doing a go Instagram fund me.
07:51I just feel defeated.
07:52These girls are just picking on me at this point.
07:55You're not dressing correctly.
07:56You're too loud.
07:57You are not right with, you know, with asking for cash for your presents.
08:03And as much as I want to fit in, I still want to be me.
08:06I don't want to be molded into someone else.
08:08I feel like I need to understand if the friendships with these women is important enough.
08:16And if it really is what I need in order to be successful.
08:20You know, is this group who I really need or can I do it without them?
08:23I think we should just diffuse for a second.
08:26We'll talk about it later.
08:27Let's just let it go.
08:28Yeah.
08:29I love you.
08:30I love all the air kisses.
08:31Honestly, I've never air kissed somebody so much more before in my life than Gail.
08:35Literally.
08:36Mwah, mwah, mwah.
08:37I'll be back.
08:38It's a Palm Beach thing.
08:39I don't know why we air kissed.
08:40Are you an American or are you a Russian?
08:42I'm a Russian American.
08:44And you can't take away from like my culture.
08:47Yeah, I know.
08:48Or make me feel guilty about my culture.
08:50I adopted to the American culture of what is the proper.
08:53And I am adopted right back here.
08:55It's my birthday and I am very nicely adding charities too.
09:00But this is not a charity event.
09:02This is my birthday party.
09:03I know that.
09:04But then why did you put the charities on it then?
09:05At all.
09:06Because I don't.
09:07You don't have to.
09:08You shouldn't have put the charities on.
09:09To give back.
09:10No, you're not giving back.
09:11You're taking in cash.
09:12Okay, I'm done with this conversation.
09:13I'm sorry.
09:14I can't.
09:15We're just fucking repeating ourselves at this point.
09:17Sorry.
09:18No, you're right.
09:19She doesn't want to listen.
09:21Really fucking.
09:22I'm so annoyed.
09:23She's really mad at me.
09:27It's okay.
09:28It's coming from a good place.
09:30It's coming from a very good place.
09:32We're all trying to help her.
09:33If you're going to give me a gift, bring me cash.
09:35What happened?
09:36Somebody sent them?
09:37Yeah, they're telling me that I'm so fucked up.
09:39If we're telling her you don't do that in Palm Beach,
09:42then you just don't do that here.
09:43Obviously, everyone wants to bring you a gift on your birthday.
09:45It's your birthday.
09:46People are going to bring a gift.
09:47Yeah.
09:48Right?
09:49Yeah.
09:51I believe she's talking about us to the hostess.
09:53Oh, wait.
09:54Is she talking about us?
09:55Very inappropriate.
09:56I'm just like, what?
09:57We didn't know you.
09:58We didn't think any together.
10:00Apparently some people did.
10:01I knew you were going to get shit.
10:02And I was like, when I see her...
10:04I'm like, I had to walk away from that.
10:07I've never walked away from a conversation.
10:09Romina needs to be careful because sometimes what happens outside of the club is more important than what happens inside the club.
10:15You just can't be flapping your friggin' dress wings and screaming at the top of your lungs about the cash.
10:20You want to invite us to your house?
10:22You can scream as loud as you want.
10:23Don't do it here.
10:25Because now you're shitting on my table.
10:28Cash, please.
10:29She wrote.
10:30Cash, please.
10:31Please, tell her.
10:32No rights.
10:33I tried to tell her not to answer Cash.
10:36And?
10:37And she exploded at me.
10:38What did she say?
10:39You're taking some heat right now?
10:41I am.
10:42I'm not as, you know, offended as the other people.
10:46I think it's funny.
10:49Cash.
10:51My friends will not be offended by that message.
10:54If you're offended by that message, then you are not my friend and you don't know me.
11:00I think you're right.
11:01You meant well.
11:02I think Gail Brophy is a phony.
11:05I know it might sound mean, but nobody really likes her.
11:08And nobody really wants to be around her.
11:10She's so against Ramina asking for cash.
11:13I just, I just want to cut her right down.
11:16You know, so it's like more fun for me to stick up for Ramina at that point than it is to agree with Gail.
11:22I think you're adorable.
11:24Aw, thank you.
11:25And you know what?
11:26Aw.
11:27I would just forget.
11:29I was laughing.
11:30Good evening, everybody.
11:35For those of you who I haven't met, my name is Maria.
11:38And I'm delighted to be a part of this wonderful celebration alongside my dear friend Coco.
11:44I hope everybody's gotten themselves warmed up with a cocktail.
11:48This evening supports the Boca Raton Historical Society.
11:53I need like an order or something before I faint because now I'm drinking.
11:57I can't drink without food.
11:59There's nothing to eat.
12:00No.
12:01What's there?
12:02It's fake?
12:03Yeah.
12:04Yeah.
12:05Yeah.
12:06Dedicated to preserving and sharing the rich history of our city through exhibits, education, and community programs.
12:12There's nothing to eat.
12:13I can't.
12:14I can't.
12:15They're not serving any food.
12:16There's no past hors d'oeuvres.
12:17Major faux pas.
12:18I was about to roast one of the parrots.
12:19I was so hungry.
12:20And his signature style is woven into so many of the iconic buildings that define Palm Beach and Boca Raton.
12:35And it's a big part of what made me fall in love with this area and the whole reason why I moved here.
12:43Okay.
12:44Well, let's go.
12:45Should we go?
12:46Like, seek out some food?
12:47Oh, see.
12:48Sorry.
12:49You were stepping on me.
12:50It's okay.
12:51Yeah.
12:52I was worried about that.
12:53I rode here with Hillary.
12:54Okay.
12:55And we had a long, long talk.
12:58You know, even though you don't have to go out there.
13:00I was worried about that.
13:05I rode here with Hillary.
13:08Okay.
13:09And we had a long, long talk.
13:13Talk.
13:14You know, even though you don't know each other that well.
13:16But, you know, it doesn't matter about the he said, she said, whatever it is.
13:20I just feel like she came strong.
13:21I just feel, and she feels the same way about you.
13:23Yeah.
13:24Like, where is she?
13:25Bring her.
13:26I'll talk to her.
13:27I don't know.
13:28Let's get her.
13:29Hillary!
13:30Okay.
13:31We have a beautiful view.
13:32First and foremost, how was the wedding?
13:34I heard it was beautiful.
13:35I talked to Rosalind.
13:36She said it was beautiful.
13:37It was a beautiful night.
13:39And I know that you wanted to talk, and I really, I didn't want anything to overshadow
13:43it.
13:44So I was like, I just wanted you to have the wedding and for it to be beautiful.
13:47And then I knew that we would, like, talk afterwards.
13:50I think we've had a lot of miscommunications.
13:53Well, but this is why, this is why I didn't understand it.
13:56Because I felt like, I'm like, I started thinking back and I'm like, I really don't feel like
14:00there was any time that I really came for you.
14:02And I just felt like at some point, it just became like a lot of criticism back as to how
14:06I was conducting myself.
14:08The only thing I really actually said to you was about the language.
14:13And I said it very nicely and genuinely.
14:16What I don't think you realize is that I have feelings too.
14:22And you said a lot of really mean things to me, like undercutting mean things.
14:26And maybe you don't even realize it.
14:27No, I did.
14:28After the fact, because I was hurt.
14:29Yeah.
14:30I own it 100%.
14:31Okay.
14:32So you know what I want to hear?
14:33Because what you really mean.
14:34Okay.
14:35I'm going to apologize to you.
14:36I'm going to apologize to you 100%.
14:37But I'm just letting you.
14:38And I was hurt that you wouldn't even speak to me over the phone.
14:41And I was like, how are we ever going to be friends if I can't even call you?
14:44Because I felt like it came after a lot of stupidness.
14:46But sometimes people don't feel like talking.
14:47I didn't feel, listen.
14:48Do you know what I mean?
14:49Sometimes people don't feel like talking.
14:50Yeah, let me just say, can I say something?
14:51Like it's not, can I say something?
14:52And so I want to feel safe around my friends.
14:54I don't want to feel like my backup's against the wall.
14:56So listen, if we're going to start fresh, bring it.
14:59Because I truly, there are things about you that I truly really do like.
15:03Can I have this Marie all the time?
15:05If I could have this Hillary.
15:06Yes.
15:07Definitely thanks to me, this is a step in the right direction.
15:12They're at least having a conversation.
15:14Are you like the Henry Kissinger of Palm Beach?
15:16Do you deserve a Nobel Peace Prize?
15:19Uh, I think I am the Henry Kissinger of this group.
15:25Yeah, I do deserve a Nobel Peace Prize.
15:27Okay.
15:28I was looking for you bitches.
15:30I just, we're closing.
15:31I literally walked the entire house.
15:32We're closing, we're closing one last thought.
15:34Before, before, you know, just say, don't move.
15:36I'm just saying that I was looking for you.
15:37Okay.
15:38So I just want to say one thing.
15:39Can we both just try to reset and lead with kindness?
15:40Yes.
15:41This is a reset.
15:42Okay.
15:43That's all I want to try.
15:44Look at Ramina.
15:45Success!
15:46Again!
15:47I just want to be nice.
15:48I can't take any not niceness, like honestly.
15:50Me either.
15:51Because I've become like bitchy Le Pew.
15:52You think you're bitchy Le Pew.
15:54I'm bitchy.
15:55No, she's like, no, you're not.
15:56I bet I called you that behind your back.
15:57Sorry.
15:58I can't believe I got home last night and you two were like, he was drunk and.
16:18Well, for every one glass that I have, he has three.
16:21I'm older than you.
16:23He's older than me.
16:24He looks, does he look older?
16:25No, I look older.
16:26Who looks older?
16:27You both look very young.
16:29I haven't spent time with the two of you together my entire life.
16:35You know that.
16:36You know why?
16:37It's crazy that we're kind of like.
16:38You're looking for trouble now.
16:39We were married and then I got pregnant and I was reading the book, Our Bodies, Ourselves.
16:44That was the Bible for all the hippies.
16:46We were hippies.
16:47Long story short, we get to the hospital and there was no bed.
16:51So the doctor goes, remember in the book, Rona, where they tell you how the Chinese women
16:56and the rice patty, they go like this.
16:59He goes, I want you to do that.
17:02Then he checks me standing up.
17:04See how dilated I am standing up.
17:06Puts his finger.
17:07And then he goes, we need a bed now.
17:10And they said, we have to shave you.
17:12I said, no, you don't.
17:13You're not.
17:14No, my rights.
17:15I don't have to be shaved.
17:16And you can't.
17:17So.
17:18So.
17:19Then.
17:20And he said, okay.
17:21When I say push, then you push.
17:23Three pushes.
17:24Three pushes.
17:25And you were out.
17:26And I had an orgasm.
17:27I said, yes.
17:29This is, this is so beautiful.
17:32You're so crazy.
17:33My parents have been divorced since I'm two years old.
17:36My mother was a very young single mother, but we were very close.
17:41My father was absent.
17:43I didn't have my daddy when I was young.
17:45I think girls need their daddy.
17:47But today they are living in my house in the same room.
17:53Like who would ever believe that that would happen?
17:57And then 17 years later your brother.
17:59I only married Tunisian men.
18:00You know that.
18:01Maybe you'll marry him again.
18:04I don't think either one of us want to get married again.
18:07No?
18:08We'll just fuck.
18:13My relationship with my parents growing up was not easy.
18:16I had a very hard childhood because I felt that my father's third wife was not very nice to me.
18:22And Kiki always took her side.
18:25Always.
18:26Emotionally, it made me feel completely alone.
18:33God, you're so lucky.
18:34So this is like a dream come true to have both of you here with me.
18:38My significant other and father of my child is David Cohn.
18:42Former baseball player, five-time World Series winner.
18:46I mean, I could go on and on.
18:48David is always on the road traveling, especially during baseball season.
18:52So I lived my life pretty much as a single mother.
18:55Just like my mom did.
18:57Okay.
18:58What a gorgeous day.
19:00We need some wine now.
19:01Wine?
19:02No, no.
19:03You had enough wine.
19:04Here we go.
19:05Never enough.
19:06That's enough.
19:07No.
19:08I think you can take a break today.
19:09I never want Sammy to feel abandoned by his dad.
19:12So I always make sure that they spend quality time together when David is around.
19:17Look what your sperm did back when we...
19:20See what I did?
19:21Look at this.
19:22Look at that.
19:23And I was sleeping.
19:24It seemed to me you were awake.
19:26Oh, my God.
19:28Can you believe that I came from these two hippies?
19:33You didn't bring your bathing suit.
19:35We could have jumped in.
19:36He goes, skinny dipping.
19:37Yeah.
19:38No problem.
19:39No problem.
19:40Doing what I always do to solve them.
19:43No power, no problem.
19:44Yeah.
19:45Get my friends closer than you.
19:46All the days, a good day.
19:47I've been tired because I already got payday.
19:49No money, no problem.
19:50Doing what I always do to solve them.
19:51I've been tired because I already got payday.
19:53I'm all my thing, no problem.
19:55I'm doing what I always do to solve them.
20:07Hi.
20:08Hello.
20:09Come on in.
20:10Aw.
20:11How are you?
20:11You look gorgeous.
20:14Is my outfit Palm Beach for you?
20:16Absolutely.
20:17I love that skirt.
20:19What are we doing?
20:20Where are we going?
20:20Let me just sit outside.
20:21It's so nice out.
20:22Okay.
20:24Cece has to stay in.
20:26Mango juice?
20:27You like mango?
20:28I do like mango.
20:28Me too.
20:30Let me have your glass.
20:32I also sometimes do mango mimosas.
20:35Oh, that would be good.
20:36Cheers.
20:37Yeah, it's really good.
20:37Cheers.
20:47Yeah, it's perfect.
20:47It's not too sweet.
20:49Yes.
20:50Yes.
20:50Yes.
20:51Yes.
20:52Yes.
20:55So the party was fun.
20:57Yeah.
20:58At the end, Hilary and Maria were hugging and making up.
21:01Oh my God, I love that.
21:03I know.
21:03I was like success again.
21:05That's how I felt.
21:06So about the party.
21:09Yeah.
21:10Can I?
21:10Like, I need to, I feel like I need to explain myself.
21:13Sure.
21:13A little more.
21:14Great.
21:14Because I don't feel like I was able to get a word out with Gail, just like I felt like
21:20I was being attacked.
21:21Okay.
21:22And it's very normal to bring money for birthdays.
21:27Like, that's their gift.
21:28This is like how I was raised.
21:30What my mom engraved in my hand.
21:32Because nobody wants to go home carrying bags and things, you know?
21:36Okay.
21:36So I hear you.
21:38But I also heard it from Maria.
21:40And she said that the people from her charity saw that note right away and said something
21:47to her immediately.
21:48Like, oh my gosh, what a faux pas.
21:51I'm attaching charities to my birthday and making it a part of my party.
21:54They should be thankful for that.
21:55And as much as I would love to donate $50,000, because that's how much it's costing me, I just
22:02can't right now.
22:02I have three children.
22:03But basically, you're saying, well, then the gifts can go towards covering the cost of
22:08the party.
22:09Yes.
22:11I think Romina's logic that her cash gift is going towards the money she's spending on
22:16her party is just really bad.
22:19It is not something you say out loud in Palm Beach.
22:23I don't think Romina's broke.
22:25I don't think she's broke.
22:27I think that maybe when somebody is not very generous, then maybe they want the money from
22:33your guests to cover the party.
22:34Look, do you care about the charities at all?
22:38Well, because I do think that we could maybe smooth over the cash by writing.
22:44Additionally, I love the great team.
22:47If you would join me in caring about veterans' lives, I would deeply appreciate a contribution
22:54in my honor.
22:55No, I don't feel like I have to do anything.
23:00But you do know that Palm Beach is a different kind of place.
23:03And that's fine.
23:04So maybe I, you know, maybe they don't need me in Palm Beach.
23:08Okay.
23:08I mean, that's fine, too.
23:10Like, I just have to be true to myself at the end of the day.
23:12Yeah, I think you should be true to yourself.
23:14And if the Palm Beach thing is not for you, then it's not for you.
23:19Well, if they can't accept me for who I am, I can't be someone completely I'm not.
23:23Otherwise, I won't be happy.
23:24When Donald Trump saw me, he was very accepting and definitely took a photo.
23:28Well, you looked beautiful that day, you know?
23:30And as far as Gail, she was pretty adamant that she feels you were very disrespectful
23:36to her.
23:38And she feels like you don't like her and you don't want her advice and you don't listen.
23:42And I hate to tell you one other thing.
23:44I know you were trying to help her.
23:47She was very offended about the hair person.
23:51Like, you sent her a hair person.
23:52Just telling you.
23:53For her benefit.
23:54Okay.
23:54And that's fine.
23:55I texted Gail my hairdresser's number because he creates wigs and I feel like Gail should
24:05get a better wig.
24:06It doesn't look natural.
24:07It doesn't.
24:08And then it moves around her head and she just looks, I'm sorry, but it looks ridiculous.
24:13Are you okay?
24:14Did you get hurt?
24:15Oh, no.
24:15You know what?
24:16That was so kind of you.
24:18Hold on.
24:18Here, use it for your sake.
24:20Do this.
24:21Do this.
24:21Yeah.
24:22Why does the queen of the world have a shitty wig?
24:24It doesn't make sense in my head.
24:26I'm like, you should have a better wig.
24:28I am 100% certain that Kim Kardashian would never wear that wig.
24:33I just know that the price that she paid, she can get a phenomenal wig.
24:38I mean, that wig was over $4,000.
24:40I think she looks beautiful, though.
24:42It's not always about the price, right?
24:42I really do.
24:43I know, but I think she looks beautiful.
24:45And that's very sweet of you.
24:45Personally, I really do.
24:46No, I really do.
24:47But Gail is the grand dame of Palm Beach.
24:51And if she says she's done with you, she has the power to just, like, blackball someone.
24:58Yeah.
24:58And she has very powerful friends who also can do that.
25:03I do know people who have been blacklisted from clubs, parties, or events in Palm Beach.
25:10And they don't live here anymore.
25:12They felt helpless, very isolated.
25:15Trust me.
25:15When you're done, you're done.
25:17I don't want you to not be invited somewhere.
25:23Mm-hmm.
25:27I do what I want, because I gotta like that.
25:30Gotta like that.
25:32Gotta like that.
25:33Yeah, I go where I want, because I gotta like that.
25:35Gotta like that.
25:36I gotta like that.
25:37Yeah, I do what I want, because I gotta like that.
25:40Okay, let me put my teabag in.
25:42I got to teabag these for Romina.
25:44Hello.
25:48Hi.
25:49Come on in.
25:50Oh, my God, it's raining.
25:52Andrea, my therapist, helps me work through expressing myself.
25:57So I'm taking Romina to therapy because I need to get to a better place with her because
26:01I don't want the friendship to stay where it is.
26:04Couples go to therapy, right?
26:06That's how it saves relationships, okay?
26:08So why not bring your best friend?
26:11Like, bitches get into fights.
26:12They stop talking.
26:13And then 20 years later, it's like, oh, I don't talk to that bitch anymore.
26:16Had they gone to therapy, they could have salvaged the friendship.
26:1950% of marriages end in divorce anyways.
26:22I mean, a lot of times your friends are more worth keeping around.
26:24You could sit here if you'd like.
26:27Sit next to me.
26:28Oh, God.
26:28So then this way, if I need to strangle you, you're close.
26:30I'm just kidding.
26:31Oh, my God.
26:32I cannot believe that we're in therapy for this right now.
26:35There is no way that this is going to help the situation.
26:38Let's kind of get some framework for what you hope to accomplish and something that you
26:46want to cover in your time together today.
26:50Okay.
26:50You know, I don't consider a lot of people close to me, but the people that I do consider
26:55like very close and intimate to me, I want to know that I can trust them.
26:58So like, like for you not to say to me, like, you cry too much.
27:03I expect to hear that from somebody like frigging Hillary or somebody like whatever.
27:07But to hear that from you, that like is hurtful.
27:10Well, it's not like I wanted to hurt you.
27:13It's more of like, I have been told like, as a kid, like, oh, don't cry, like toughen
27:18up and be tough.
27:19And that's just like how I was raised basically to like, be tough.
27:24I completely agree that crying feels better.
27:27And sometimes it's necessary to let out your emotions.
27:30I just feel like that's something that's like, for when you get home and, and you cry
27:35out, you know, in a more private setting.
27:39The most memorable time where I held in my tears was middle school, was when, you know,
27:45kids would make fun of me.
27:46I remember one of the boys in English class pulled out a book and it was a picture of a
27:54monkey and he goes, oh, look, it's Romina.
27:58Because the monkey's hairy and so is Romina.
28:01And the whole class started to laugh and I just like brushed it off as if it's no big
28:07deal.
28:07And it was very hurtful, but I didn't let them see my weakness.
28:12I went home and then I cried and I got over it.
28:16It made me stronger.
28:17I feel like she blows things out of proportion.
28:22Then you make things bigger than they need to be.
28:24I feel like I'm being minimized.
28:25I don't want to take away from, you know, her big deals, but I do feel like you make a lot
28:29of big deals.
28:32I feel like the friendship is not real and it's not as serious as I want it to be because
28:39I feel like we keep resetting.
28:41I feel like we come out the gate, something happens.
28:43And then instead of working through it, like, on the contrary, I think like friends are
28:48the kind of people that they can have an argument and the next day they can go back to like
28:51hugging.
28:52No, she goes back to the start line.
28:53She doesn't work through it.
28:55Can we go back to an argument?
28:57I've never worked through things with friends.
28:59I just, it's not like that.
29:01I don't know.
29:02Wait, pause.
29:04Are you with me, Maria?
29:05I can't tell.
29:06Yeah?
29:06You here?
29:07Mm-hmm.
29:08Okay.
29:08On her side, she gave you clues that there's something going on for her that is all her
29:18and isn't really specific to you.
29:21And that is, hey, I really don't like conflict.
29:24Did you hear her say that?
29:26She didn't say it the way I just said it, but she said, I don't do this.
29:29I've said that many times in those words too.
29:32Maybe relationships are not the strong point for conflict for her.
29:39She's crying.
29:41It's like really stressful being your friend, honestly.
29:44Okay.
29:45Can you tell us what's going on?
29:46All I hear is like my mom.
29:48I just feel like my mom frigging denied my whole frigging childhood that any of that
29:53ever happened.
29:53Well, can you imagine how much pressure that she has a friend?
29:56No, but it's not.
29:57But listen, there's stuff from your childhood.
29:59It reminds me of your mom that you're horrible.
30:00There is stuff from her childhood that makes her the way she is.
30:03And I don't fucking vacate it.
30:06Like you tell me how you are because of how your parents were in this and that.
30:09And you don't see me fucking taking off on you.
30:11I sit.
30:11I listen.
30:12I don't know.
30:12Like I'm just, maybe I have more tolerance than you do.
30:16Like I feel like anything I do, I somehow I fuck it up with you.
30:19It's like walking on eggshells next to you.
30:22Like how, how are you supposed to build a friendship like that?
30:24I can't be friends with somebody that can't accept all of me, but I also don't want to lose
30:29the friendship.
30:30I'm feeling frustrated because I feel like due to the relationship that she has with
30:35her mother, she kind of like has me to like fill that void in a way.
30:41And I can't be her mother.
30:42I have enough kids and a husband who's basically another kid.
30:45And as much as I love her, I will definitely be a friend to her.
30:48But I, you know, I can't just be like coddling her every time she cries.
30:52Something in our dynamic is happening.
30:54That's making you feel something that you struggle with, which is abandonment.
30:59Just because she's reacting this way does, does not mean that she's not invested or that
31:08she doesn't care.
31:09Like you can have conversations with one another.
31:13No, it's hard because she doesn't let me talk.
31:15Well, you did talk today.
31:16Because you were here.
31:18That's, that's why I brought you here.
31:19And I feel the same way.
31:22Yes.
31:23You don't let me talk either.
31:24And that's why I brought her.
31:25It's crazy that we both feel the same way.
31:28We're gonna.
31:28And who's talking the whole time when we're talking?
31:30We are both at the same time.
31:31Yeah, you're talking at each other.
31:33No, it's not me.
31:34It's you actually.
31:35Because you're just like Roman and the size of the, you fucking don't let me talk ever.
31:38I think.
31:39Well, you better learn to put up with us because you're freaking married to him.
31:42You both dig in and don't listen as great.
31:46No.
31:47You allow your wounds to do the listening.
31:50But maybe if you could approach one another, less forcing to be the version of themselves
31:56that you find most acceptable.
31:59Well, I'm perfect.
32:00So it definitely has nothing to do with me.
32:02I think that's how we end.
32:04Okay.
32:06She's totally kidding.
32:08I'm very hurt.
32:09I don't understand why Romina is being so cold.
32:12It feels very cold.
32:13And I feel like she's just not concerning herself with the interests of like who I truly am.
32:21She doesn't want to see it.
32:22She's over it.
32:23I know when I'm not listening, I'm still, I still heard things like.
32:30But I feel like no matter what I do with you, like you're, you get upset or it's not good
32:35enough or you get angry or whatever it is, you have all these feelings.
32:39So maybe it feels bigger than it is, to be honest with you.
32:42I think there was like two times that I was really in my feelings and I actually sent you
32:46away.
32:47So.
32:48Rosalind called me a few times.
32:50Let me call her.
32:50Hi.
32:55Romina.
32:56Hi, babe.
32:56Hi.
32:57Hi.
32:58How are you?
32:59I'm with Maria.
33:00Hi, girlfriend.
33:01Hi, Maria.
33:02How are you?
33:03You look cute.
33:04How's it going?
33:05Oh, I invited Romina over for a frigging BF therapy session and.
33:10She made me do therapy with her.
33:12Not at all.
33:13It was okay.
33:14Oh, okay.
33:16So anyway, um, today we don't have to go to the grade team because there's no reason
33:23to really go there in person.
33:25I just feel like, you know, I'm giving you all this advice and, um, I don't know.
33:31It's, I don't like to say anything negative.
33:34That's nice.
33:34I don't, but I don't think giving advice is negative.
33:38I appreciate all of the advice that you guys are giving me, but I don't have to always
33:42agree with it.
33:43But you were yelling at us.
33:45I told you about how we, I thought the invite was like not in good taste and it looks bad.
33:49And I asked my Russian friend and she said, no, that's so low class and trashy.
33:55And I said, are you sure?
33:56Oh, please.
33:58I can't believe this is like being blown into this fucking proportion.
34:02I've taken all of the advice.
34:03But you're yelling at us in the moment.
34:05Yes, for this, because I feel strongly about it, because I have an opinion about it.
34:10I know, but we're not.
34:10Because I don't agree with this.
34:11Listen, let me say this.
34:12In the moment when we're at Coco's house and you're yelling back, when Lori Simmons is there
34:16from the big dog ranch and Coco is there and all the people from the committee, I'm sorry.
34:20I can't have it.
34:21Okay, so don't invite me anymore.
34:24If I'm such a fucking embarrassment to all of you, then don't fucking invite me anymore.
34:29Seriously.
34:31I'm over it.
34:32You guys, what the fuck are you doing?
34:34Nobody wants you to cry for me now.
34:36We're just saying.
34:37Don't give a shit.
34:39Oh my God, I can't.
34:46Fuck.
35:00Can she freaking get out of her car?
35:09First of all, I don't want you driving like this, number one.
35:11Okay?
35:11I don't want it.
35:12I don't want to keep talking about this.
35:13Over it.
35:14I know, but listen to me.
35:15You're telling me that I'm embarrassing you.
35:17Meanwhile, everyone else fucking only gives me compliments.
35:19That's not what I said.
35:20And says the nicest things.
35:21That's not what I said.
35:23Rosalind also believes that fucking Gail is the granddad.
35:26And if she wants to pretend like she fucking asked someone and make me look stupid, oh
35:30no, I asked my friends.
35:31That's not what they do.
35:32That's bullshit.
35:33Ask them.
35:34That's what you do.
35:35You bring a fucking card with cash.
35:37Here, can we call my best friend?
35:39Listen, I think that's what they're probably saying.
35:41How about let's fucking call, let's just, if we need to fucking ask these questions.
35:46I just like to say when you told me freaking things are too much sometimes, this is too
35:49much for me, but I'm staying with you.
35:51So just know that.
35:52Diana, Diana, question.
35:55What?
35:55When someone has a party at a Russian restaurant or any restaurant, what do you bring them?
36:02We're bringing the money, cash money, because that cash is king.
36:06Why?
36:10Because this has been the biggest fucking topic of conversation that I put on my invitation.
36:15Gifts are not necessary, because that's what I fucking put.
36:18But if you want to bring me a gift, bring me cash.
36:20I'm apparently the most fucking incompetent fucking bitch for writing this shit.
36:26Am I wrong?
36:27Can you please?
36:28So that they can hear that this is not me being crazy?
36:31So in the Russian culture, it is widely accepted and preferred that we bring cash, you know, cash is king.
36:40I didn't think it would be this much work to fit into the Palm Beach world, but with all the things that are happening right now,
36:47I'm starting to second guess, you know, how much I really want or need this in my life.
36:52At the very least, you're still going to friggin' list the charities and make money for the charities.
36:56We don't need to go deep on this, and we will work on it.
36:58Can we just put out the back burner for now?
37:00And the only thing I want to ask you is this.
37:02I'm already like, I don't freaking care about these fucking charities right now.
37:06Like, I don't fucking want to add them to my fucking party, because it's caused...
37:09Why did you do it?
37:09Did you feel like it was going to make you look good, or did you really care?
37:12I do care.
37:13Okay, well then still do it.
37:14But obviously everybody else is fucking judging me or fucking telling me how I should care.
37:18I'm telling you that I don't want it to reflect poorly off of me.
37:22That's literally what I just told you.
37:24Don't fucking bring me.
37:26If I'm such an embarrassment, don't bring me.
37:30I've always said to you that I believe in you, you fucking asshole.
37:32I believe in you more than you believe in yourself.
37:35And you know why I do it?
37:36Because friggin' I don't believe in myself sometimes.
37:38And I know I'm fucking putting my fucking brokenness on you,
37:40and I know I shouldn't be calling it brokenness, but you're frustrating sometimes.
37:43Like, I want to fucking hug you and fucking strangle you at the same time.
37:46But we need to be united.
37:47We need to be on the same page.
37:48I can't.
37:48I don't feel comfortable.
37:49Like, listen, it's taken me a while to build this girlfriend.
37:52Don't do this to me.
37:54I don't know if I can take it anymore.
37:56Like, I feel like I've done everything I can, and I'm still being criticized.
37:59Like, I am ready to give up.
38:01And I feel like nobody even, like, wants me here.
38:03So I don't know if I want to be here anymore.
38:06Maybe I don't need to be a part of the Palm Beach Society.
38:08God damn it.
38:16Oh, my God.
38:17What the fuck?
38:22Oh, my God.
38:23Oh, my God.
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