00:00My math teacher's pregnant.
00:01Well, that's nice.
00:03It might not be her husband's.
00:05All done. Thanks.
00:07While we're here, would you like me to introduce you to algebra?
00:10Al who?
00:12Pastor Jeff's wife is so much prettier than him.
00:15It's like Barbie married a turtle.
00:17So?
00:18They own the Piggly Wiggly.
00:19They can afford to give much more.
00:21Weird.
00:22You say Piggly Wiggly and suddenly I'm hungry.
00:25Which magazine?
00:27Cosmopolitan.
00:27What?
00:28It's a magazine for today's woman.
00:30Hey, I was about to find out what turned a man on.
00:34We have a little family business to discuss.
00:37You're pregnant?
00:38No.
00:38We're getting a puppy?
00:39No.
00:40I'm not sure I care.
00:43It's a fire extinguisher.
00:44Ooh, that looks fun.
00:46For fires only.
00:48And don't be starting one just to use it.
00:50It's like she can read my mind.
00:52Oh, I'm gonna let it shine everywhere I go.
00:58Oh, my God.
00:59I'm gonna let it shine everywhere.
00:59Go.
00:59Ooh.
00:59Oh, my God.
00:59Oh, my God.
01:16What are you doing?
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