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Romesh Ranganathan's Parents' Evening - Season 2 Episode 6
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00:00MUSIC
00:04MUSIC
00:06MUSIC
00:09MUSIC
00:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:20MUSIC
00:24MUSIC
00:27Hello, I'm Romesh Ranganathan, and welcome to this special Christmas edition of Parents Evening,
00:32the show where celebs team up with their parents and kids to win money for charity.
00:36I love Christmas. My family actually call me Santa, because they only ever see me once a year.
00:41Playing tonight, we have got comedian Josh Whittaker and his dad, Tom.
00:46Dance of Motta Mabusi and her mum, Doodoo.
00:50And presenter George Lamb and his dad, acting legend Larry Lamb.
00:54And also here tonight is my mum, Shanti Ranganathan.
01:03Mum has been dropping hints about what she wants for Christmas,
01:06but I'm not going to get a divorce and then marry a Sri Lankan woman. Sorry.
01:09Mum has been researching all of tonight's guests and she comes up with searching difficult questions,
01:14like when she asked Lisa's parents why their turkey is so bland.
01:18You should try adding spices.
01:21What is something you found out for us today about our guests?
01:24One of our guests gave a life-size photo themselves as a Christmas gift.
01:35What kind of narcissistic prick would give a life-size poster of themselves as a Christmas gift?
01:42Who was it?
01:48So, who was the life-size photo of you for?
01:52My mum, it turned out. Yeah, exactly.
01:55Yeah, we still laugh about that one.
01:57Mum, who would you like a life-size photo of?
02:00You.
02:01I'd love to have one.
02:03Will you give me one?
02:05I will if it means I don't have to see you face-to-face.
02:08OK.
02:09Good luck tonight, everybody.
02:10Let's play Parents' Evening.
02:16Parents, you have to bid on how many questions out of ten you think your child can guess right in a particular category.
02:22Whoever's mum or dad bids the highest will have to play.
02:25Meet the target, you get £100 for each correct answer.
02:28But if you fall short, that money is split between the others instead.
02:32And to stop them influencing your bids, we're going to put your kids on the naughty step three feet behind you.
02:37So, Josh, Wotsey and George, let's get you set for tonight's first question.
02:48Our first question is all about Christmas films.
02:51You are going to have to identify Christmas films based on the user review written on Letterboxd.
02:56We've actually got some reviews here of you guys.
03:00This is from the Gavin and Stacey Christmas special.
03:02This says, protect Larry Lamb, all costs.
03:04Five stars.
03:05That's nice, isn't it?
03:06I agree with that completely.
03:08Yeah, absolutely.
03:09This is from Josh's stand-up special.
03:11I love Josh, but his voice really gets on my nerves.
03:21Three stars?
03:22Yeah.
03:23That's not...
03:24That's not...
03:25You don't love someone and then give them...
03:26I'll be honest, I'm listening now, they are right about the voice.
03:28Yeah, I mean, I was going to say, even in that, it is quite irritating.
03:31Yeah.
03:32This is from my stand-up special.
03:34Came for Romesh, stayed for Shanthi.
03:36Five stars.
03:38Oh, well done on putting your own five-star review on TV.
03:40Well done, Robert.
03:43Doo-doo, do you watch films at Christmas?
03:45Yes.
03:46Did you watch the Strictly Christmas special?
03:48No.
03:49No.
03:54No, no, I get it, I get it.
03:56Why would you?
03:57I mean, it's not even the proper Strictly, though, is it?
03:59It's just Josh dressed as a penguin looking like a twat.
04:02He was great, though.
04:03He did a good job.
04:04Yeah.
04:05Moxie gave me a nine.
04:06Yeah.
04:07And it was sincere.
04:08It was like...
04:09I thought it was sincere until you said that.
04:10No!
04:11No!
04:12Josh, your face in that photo.
04:13It looks like it's the first time you've been allowed outside.
04:16I'm so delighted to be a penguin.
04:18Oh, so it's a good voice when you do it.
04:20Is that okay?
04:21Yeah.
04:22Yeah.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Yeah.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Yeah.
04:27Yeah.
04:28Yeah.
04:29Yeah.
04:30Yeah.
04:31Oh, so it's a good voice when you do it.
04:32Is that okay?
04:33LAUGHTER
04:34I used up my stand-up special.
04:35You should have watched it five stars.
04:37LAUGHTER
04:38OK.
04:39Parents, it is time to bid.
04:43Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
04:46Yeah.
04:47It's true.
04:48Tom, you're going to be opening the bids.
04:49How many do you think Josh can get?
04:52I reckon he'll get at least three.
04:55Three.
04:56OK.
04:57Dudu, do you think Moxie can get more than three?
04:59Um...
05:00I...
05:01I don't know.
05:02LAUGHTER
05:03Larry, do you think George can get more than three?
05:08Yeah, I'll go for four.
05:09Four.
05:10OK.
05:11Tom?
05:12Yeah, I'll go five.
05:13OK.
05:14Nice.
05:15Larry, Tom's very confidently said five.
05:17What do you think?
05:18I'm out.
05:19Oh.
05:20Oh!
05:21That means playing for £500 is George!
05:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:33Hello, Josh.
05:34Hello, Romesh.
05:35OK.
05:36Out of ten, your dad thinks you can guess five Christmas movies
05:38from their review on Letterboxd.
05:40You can give multiple guesses.
05:41Yeah.
05:42You can pass as many times as you want, but you only have 90 seconds.
05:45Cool.
05:46Mum's going to be timing the round.
05:47I would.
05:48OK, Josh.
05:49You've got five to get.
05:50Good luck.
05:51Off you go.
05:53A small child and a duo of criminals attempt to brutally murder each other.
05:56Home Alone.
05:57Four and a half stars.
05:58It's correct.
05:59Well done.
06:00APPLAUSE
06:01Love Actually.
06:02Two stars.
06:03Love Actually.
06:04It is Love Actually.
06:05It's a wonderful movie.
06:06It's a wonderful movie.
06:07It's absolutely correct.
06:09APPLAUSE
06:10Who is taking care of Jude Law's children?
06:12While he's having bad sex with Cameron Diaz.
06:13The holiday?
06:14Three stars.
06:15It is the holiday.
06:16Well done.
06:17You've got one to get it.
06:18Tim Allen kills Santa Claus and takes his job.
06:20Three stars.
06:21The Santa Claus.
06:22It is the Santa Claus!
06:23Josh Minnigan!
06:24Oh, my God!
06:25Come on!
06:26Yes, Josh!
06:27Yes!
06:28You score five.
06:29What do you give up?
06:30Give it back for Josh!
06:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:33Good work.
06:34Josh, incredible work.
06:35Was that celebration proportionate to naming five Christmas movies?
06:39LAUGHTER
06:40Up to you to decide.
06:41What's your favourite Christmas film, Mum?
06:42Home Alone.
06:43What about Love Actually?
06:44Love Actually?
06:45What is that?
06:46You know the film where Hugh Grant is the Prime Minister?
06:47I don't like Hugh Grant.
06:48LAUGHTER
06:49Why don't you like Hugh Grant?
06:50It's very rude.
06:51He can be popular.
06:52Yeah.
06:53But he should learn manners.
06:54Mum!
06:55Mum!
06:56It's for you as well.
06:57What?
06:58For me?
06:59APPLAUSE
07:00Someone is standing up to him!
07:01Yes, Mummy!
07:02Yes!
07:03Yes!
07:04Yes, Mummy!
07:05Thank you, darling.
07:07I love your dance.
07:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:09I love your dance.
07:10LAUGHTER
07:11Why don't you like Hugh Grant?
07:12Why don't you like Hugh Grant?
07:13Why don't you like Hugh Grant?
07:14It's very rude.
07:15LAUGHTER
07:16He can be popular.
07:17Yeah.
07:18But he should learn manners.
07:19Mum!
07:20Mum!
07:21Mum!
07:22Yes!
07:23It's for you as well.
07:24For me?
07:25For me?
07:26Yes!
07:27Someone is standing up to him!
07:28Yes, Mummy!
07:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:31OK.
07:32Josh, Motsey and George, let's get you set for your next question.
07:42OK.
07:43This time your question is all about chocolate.
07:45Oh!
07:46Sometimes people aren't sure whether a chocolate is vegan or not.
07:48The rule I use is, if you're enjoying it, it's not vegan.
07:51LAUGHTER
07:53What you're going to have to do for this one is you have to name
07:55the chocolate bar represented by the picture.
07:57For example, this one, Mum.
07:58What chocolate is that?
08:00Lion bar?
08:01Lion bar is absolutely right.
08:03Yeah, I mean, to be fair, you just had to say...
08:04It's a big face.
08:05How can I miss it?
08:06Yeah.
08:07OK.
08:08Parents, it's time to bid.
08:11Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored two.
08:14Dudu, you're going to be opening the bids.
08:16How many do you think Motsey can get?
08:19Two.
08:20OK, Larry, Dudu's bid two.
08:22How many do you think George can get?
08:23Five.
08:24Five!
08:25Oh, yay!
08:26Come on!
08:27APPLAUSE
08:28Tom.
08:30I'll go six.
08:33OK.
08:34Yay!
08:35Dudu, six is the bid to be.
08:37No?
08:38I'm out.
08:39You're out.
08:40OK, fair enough.
08:41Larry?
08:42Seven.
08:43Oh, OK.
08:44I like this.
08:45OK, Tom, this is a battle now.
08:47I'm out.
08:48Oh.
08:49No!
08:50LAUGHTER
08:51So, that means playing for £700, it's George!
09:01Hello, George.
09:02How are you?
09:03I'm very well.
09:04How are you?
09:05I'm good.
09:06I've suddenly felt a lot less attractive.
09:07OK, so, how do you feel about this round?
09:10I like chocolate a lot.
09:12Yeah.
09:13But, yeah, I feel confident.
09:14Oh, God.
09:15When you looked at me and said, I like chocolate a lot,
09:17I felt something.
09:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:19That's not a great hair.
09:20That's not a great hair.
09:21Yeah.
09:22Do you think what a problem am I is?
09:23I could be that chocolate, George, if you're honest.
09:25LAUGHTER
09:26OK, so, your dad thinks you can name seven chocolates
09:30from the ten clues provided.
09:32OK.
09:33George, good luck to you.
09:34Off you go.
09:35You've got seven to get.
09:36What chocolate is this?
09:37Picnic.
09:38Is correct.
09:41Whisper.
09:42Whisper is correct.
09:44What's this one?
09:45Yorkie.
09:46Is correct.
09:47Pass.
09:48What is that?
09:49OK, let's go to the next one.
09:50What's this one?
09:51Planet.
09:52No, that's planet.
09:53That's Earth.
09:54We don't have a pick.
09:55We don't have a chocolate called Planet or Earth.
09:56Moon.
09:57Milky...
09:58Milky Way.
09:59What is the chocolate bar called that's got something to do with the moon?
10:00Well, I can't give any options.
10:01I'd love to.
10:02Yeah?
10:03Pass.
10:04Pass.
10:05Pass.
10:06Pass.
10:07Pass.
10:08Pass.
10:09Pass.
10:10It's a dime bar.
10:11Yes, correct.
10:12OK, let's go to the next one.
10:13Eminem.
10:14Four Eminem's.
10:15Eminem's.
10:16Yes.
10:17You've got two to get.
10:18What's this one?
10:19Bucket of treasure, chest, box, money.
10:21Pass if you want to come and look at the next one.
10:22Yeah, next one.
10:23OK, pass.
10:24What's this one?
10:25Bus going to South London.
10:26It's a red bus, big bus, metro line by Double Decker.
10:27Yes!
10:28You've got one to go, you've got one to go.
10:29What is this?
10:30What are you looking at?
10:31Flake!
10:32Yes!
10:33Yes!
10:34You've got one to go.
10:35You've got two to go.
10:36What's this one?
10:37What's this one?
10:38Bucket of treasure, chest, box, money.
10:39Pass if you want to come and look at the next one.
10:40Yeah, next one.
10:41OK, pass.
10:42What's this one?
10:43It's a bus going to South London.
10:44It's a red bus.
10:45Yeah.
10:46It's a big bus.
10:47It's a metro line by Double Decker.
10:48Yes!
10:49You've got one to go.
10:50You've got one to go.
10:51What is this?
10:52What is this?
10:53What are you looking at?
10:54Flake!
10:55Yes!
10:56You've got it!
10:57Yes!
10:58Congratulations.
10:59You've scored seven winning some of your guys.
11:01Give it up for George!
11:08Oh, that was exhilarating.
11:09Larry, what did you think of George's performance, sir?
11:11Sweet.
11:15There's three questions you missed, George.
11:17Let's have a look.
11:18There's this one.
11:19Anybody got any ideas?
11:20Time out.
11:21Time out?
11:22It is time out, yeah.
11:23I thought it was ripped bastard, but it's not.
11:26Let's have a look at the next one.
11:28That is...
11:29Mars!
11:30Mars!
11:31Mars!
11:32Mars!
11:33Here we go.
11:34What planet is a chocolate bar?
11:38OK, this one.
11:39This is a tough one.
11:40Anybody?
11:41Bouncy!
11:42Bouncy!
11:43There you go.
11:44Give it up for George, though.
11:45What a performance.
11:46All right, Mum, the two questions in.
11:49What are the scores, please?
11:50Give it a bit of drama.
11:51A little bit of Christmas.
11:52Cizazz.
11:53But how do you want me to say?
11:55Like, just give it a little bit of body movement, you know.
11:57Like that?
11:58You got this, and you got that, and we're done!
12:01Good luck to you.
12:02Motsi and Dudu.
12:03Yeah.
12:04Yeah.
12:05Nothing at the moment, but you will get some more.
12:08OK?
12:09No!
12:10I'm sorry.
12:11Good!
12:12Josh and Tom.
12:13Yeah.
12:14500 pounds!
12:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
12:18Wow, wow, wow.
12:19George and Larry, 700 pounds!
12:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
12:24Well done, guys.
12:25Time for a break now.
12:26Remember, family is the greatest gift.
12:28Unless they got you a PlayStation.
12:30See you in a bit.
12:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
12:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
12:46Welcome back to Parents Evening.
12:48Kids, remember, you can't influence your parents during these questions,
12:51so once again, let's get set for our next one.
12:53MUSIC
13:00This time, your question is all about board games.
13:04What you're going to have to do is name the board game
13:06from its official tagline.
13:08For example, skill game where you're the doctor.
13:11What board game is that?
13:13I haven't got a clue.
13:15LAUGHTER
13:16OK, it's not.
13:17That does sound like a board game, but that's not the correct answer.
13:19Oh, yeah.
13:20It's actually Operation.
13:21It's a great game, slightly more difficult to play nowadays
13:23because of NHS waiting times.
13:25LAUGHTER
13:26Larry, do you think George will be any good at this?
13:28Yeah.
13:29Is he competitive when you're playing board games?
13:31Very.
13:32Very, OK, yeah.
13:33It gets competitive at our house, doesn't it, Mum?
13:34You come over every Christmas, play a bit of Uno.
13:36I'm rubbish at it.
13:38Yeah, well, you don't know that every year...
13:40You always mention I haven't improved at all.
13:43So why don't you teach me how to play?
13:45Mum, I teach you every year.
13:47Ever?
13:48Every year!
13:49I say to you...
13:50You're walking around.
13:51I'm just going to watch a couple of games
13:52because I can't get my head around it.
13:53Yeah.
13:54Then we start playing it.
13:55And then you go, should I put a two down?
13:56No, you can't put a two down!
13:58You cannot have anything I tell you!
14:00How can I learn like that?
14:02This is what I say.
14:03You should learn manners.
14:04LAUGHTER
14:06APPLAUSE
14:08It's so evening.
14:09Yeah.
14:10OK, parents, it is time to bid.
14:14When Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
14:17LAUGHTER
14:18OK, Larry, you're going to be opening the bids.
14:20How many of these do you think George can get?
14:23Five.
14:25Oh!
14:26That is a great opening bid.
14:28Tom?
14:29Six.
14:30You!
14:31OK, Dudu?
14:32What do you think?
14:33You see, these gentlemen, they know that my child can get more, so they say...
14:39LAUGHTER
14:40So I'm going out.
14:41You're out?
14:42Out!
14:43LAUGHTER
14:44LAUGHTER
14:45That is one of the most incredible justifications I've ever heard.
14:50Yeah.
14:51These gentlemen know my child can get more, so I'm out.
14:54LAUGHTER
14:56LAUGHTER
14:57OK, Larry, it's six to b. What do you think?
15:00Seven.
15:01Ooh!
15:02LAUGHTER
15:04It's eight.
15:05So, it's a bit of seven to beat.
15:09You seem quite stressed out.
15:10What's wrong?
15:11That's very edgy, isn't it?
15:13LAUGHTER
15:20I'll go eight.
15:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:26This is great gaming.
15:29OK, Larry.
15:30Tom has bid eight.
15:32Do you want to push him further?
15:38Nine.
15:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:41Go, go, go, go!
15:43OK, Tom?
15:44I'm out.
15:45That means that playing for £900, it's George!
15:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:00So, out of ten, your dad thinks you can name nine board games from their slogan.
16:04George, are you ready?
16:05I'm ready.
16:06OK, let's go. Good luck.
16:07The classic naval combat game.
16:13Oh, um...
16:14Battleship.
16:15Is correct.
16:16APPLAUSE
16:18The frantic marble munching game.
16:20The hippos, the hungry hippos.
16:22Is correct, I'll accept that, hungry, hungry hippos.
16:24APPLAUSE
16:25The game of strategic conquest.
16:26Ritz.
16:27Is correct.
16:28Every word counts.
16:29Scrabble.
16:30Is correct.
16:31The game of quick draw.
16:33I don't know.
16:34Eh, pass.
16:35Pass, OK.
16:36Fast-dealing property trading game.
16:37Monopoly.
16:38Is correct.
16:39The original guessing game.
16:40Guess who.
16:41Is correct.
16:42Your life, your way.
16:43Your life, your way.
16:44Your life, your way.
16:45No.
16:46I don't know what that is.
16:47Pass.
16:48OK, next one.
16:49The classic barrel of laughs for all the farmers.
16:50Eh, I don't know.
16:51OK, do you want to pass and come back to that one?
16:52Pass, pass, pass, pass.
16:53OK, let's have a look at the next one.
16:54The saddle stacking game with a moody mule.
16:57Ah, buckaroo.
16:58Is correct.
16:59Okay, so we've got two to make.
17:00The game of quick draw.
17:01Two left to get.
17:02That kind of thing.
17:03Yeah, I don't know.
17:04I don't know.
17:05I don't know.
17:06I don't know.
17:07I don't know.
17:08I don't know.
17:09I don't know.
17:10I don't know.
17:11I don't know.
17:12I don't know.
17:13I don't know.
17:13I don't know.
17:14I don't know.
17:15I don't know.
17:16OK, do you want to pass and come back to that one?
17:17Pass, pass, pass, pass.
17:18Let's have a look at the next one.
17:19The saddle stacking game with a moody mule.
17:22Ah, buckaroo.
17:23It's correct.
17:24Woo!
17:25I don't know. I don't know. What kind of draw is that?
17:28Well, I can give you nothing beyond that.
17:30What's the next one? The other one?
17:32Let's have a look at the next one.
17:33Your life, your way.
17:38Bad luck, you couldn't reach nine,
17:39which means the money's getting split between the others.
17:41Let's hear it for George!
17:49Let's have a look at the ones you didn't get.
17:52The game of Quick Draw is Pictionary.
17:54Oh.
17:56Your life, your way.
17:57It's probably the toughest one.
17:58It's the game of life.
17:59No.
18:00And the last one, the classic barrel of last for all the family.
18:04Josh, got any idea?
18:05It's that one where you put the things on and the guy pops out the barrel.
18:08Yes.
18:09Pop-up pirates.
18:10Pop-up pirates.
18:11Wow.
18:12OK, Mum, could you give us a score, please?
18:13Of course I can.
18:14A little bit of Christmas pizazz, please, if you don't mind.
18:16Mochi and doodoo.
18:18Yes.
18:19450 pounds!
18:21Yay!
18:22Yay!
18:23George and Larry, 700 pounds!
18:27Yay!
18:28Yay!
18:29Yay!
18:30My God.
18:31George and Tom, 950 pounds!
18:35Yay!
18:36Yay!
18:37Yay!
18:38Woo!
18:39Woo!
18:40Woo!
18:41So, basically, Mochi and doodoo, you benefited from Larry sort of getting overexcited with
18:45beans.
18:46We're happy.
18:47We're happy about that.
18:48OK.
18:49From this point, you will not be given any clues.
18:51OK?
18:52Instead, you'll be given a category, and you have to list as many correct answers as you can
18:55in that category.
18:56Plus, every correct answer is now worth 200 pounds.
19:00Ooh!
19:01Because there's nothing more Christmassy than suddenly everything being twice the price.
19:05So, Josh, Mochi and George, let's get you set for the next question.
19:09MUSIC
19:14Your next category is Christmas dinner.
19:19You have to guess all the components of the traditional Christmas dinner at Wetherspoon.
19:23By the way, just so you know, from this point on, if any of you say an answer before the game
19:28begins, it will be considered cheating, I'm afraid.
19:31In which case, the answer will be removed, and I'll take 100 pounds off your total.
19:35And I might take away 100 pounds if Josh says anything, because he really is bringing
19:38out my inner bully.
19:39Dudu, what's a South African Christmas meal like?
19:43South Africa is...
19:45It's summer.
19:47Because in summer, you stay outside, we do brides.
19:52And when I get here in Europe, Christmas was inside.
19:58It's cold.
19:59It's different, isn't it?
20:01I mean, that's a really nice verse saying Christmas here is shit.
20:04LAUGHTER
20:07Dudu, Motsi's not played yet, because your favourite phrase tonight has been,
20:12I'm out.
20:14Do you think this might be the one that she could step up?
20:17Yes. Yes.
20:18OK, well, let's see.
20:19Parents, it's time to bid.
20:22When Mum tried this earlier, she scored five.
20:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:32OK, it's not that much of a flex.
20:34All right, Tom, it's your turn to bid first.
20:37How many do you think Josh can get?
20:39Four.
20:40Four.
20:41What are you thinking?
20:42I'm out.
20:43LAUGHTER
20:44APPLAUSE
20:53Is it right?
20:54Have you flown all the way for South Africa to play this tonight?
20:56Yes.
20:57Yes.
20:58OK.
20:59And you just don't want Motsi to get involved at all?
21:00No, I understand.
21:01LAUGHTER
21:02Larry, Tom's bid four, what do you think?
21:07Five.
21:08Five, OK.
21:09Could this be another duel again?
21:10Tom?
21:11Six.
21:12Oh.
21:13Larry?
21:15I'm out.
21:19OK, well, that means that playing for £1200 is Josh!
21:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:28So, your dad thinks you can name six savouring components
21:32that are listed in the traditional Christmas dinner
21:34at JD Wetherspoon, otherwise known as spoons.
21:36Multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long
21:38without giving a correct answer, you will time out.
21:41OK.
21:42Off you go.
21:43OK, turkey.
21:44It's there.
21:46Gravy.
21:48Gravy, sir.
21:49Carrots.
21:50Stuffing.
21:51Carrots is there, yeah.
21:52Er, potatoes.
21:53We need more specific than that.
21:55Roast potatoes.
21:56No.
21:57Boiled potatoes.
21:58No.
21:59Mashed potatoes?
22:00Yes.
22:01Fuck off.
22:02LAUGHTER
22:03I thought the same.
22:04I thought the same.
22:05Bread sauce, erm, er, sprouts.
22:08No.
22:09No.
22:10Carrots, chicken, er, beef, erm...
22:12Oh, God.
22:14Stuffing.
22:15No.
22:16Erm, and, er, stuffing.
22:19I've already got stuffing!
22:22Oh, no!
22:24Oh, no!
22:25Oh, no!
22:26Who was it?
22:27Josh, I'm so sorry.
22:28Bad luck.
22:29The money's getting split between the others.
22:31Give it up for Josh!
22:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
22:34That was tough!
22:39What would you have gone for?
22:40OK, this is the full list.
22:43And I think you'll find it pretty offensive.
22:46Oh, Jesus.
22:47Oh, do you know what?
22:48I don't hate myself after that.
22:50First of all, can I just say, pigs in blankets.
22:53Getting a bit of pig, then wrapping it in a bit of pig.
22:56I mean, absolutely taking the piss there.
22:58Motsi, how are you feeling about not being put up
23:01for any of the rounds so far?
23:02I feel the ambitious person in myself is screaming.
23:06Yeah.
23:07But on the other side, I'm just like, you know,
23:10she protects me, I protect her.
23:12You guys are serving.
23:14LAUGHTER
23:15Make up, let's go!
23:17Woo!
23:18APPLAUSE
23:20OK, Mum, what's that done to the scores, please?
23:23Josh and Tom, £950, because you know why.
23:28APPLAUSE
23:30Motsi and Dudu, £1,054!
23:34Wow!
23:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:36I'd love it if the first time Motsi had to answer was in the final.
23:41LAUGHTER
23:42And George and Larry, £1,300, guys!
23:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:50OK, it's time for a festive break,
23:52which in my house means Lisa asking me to sleep in the garage.
23:55See you in a bit.
23:56LAUGHTER
23:58Welcome back to the parents' evening Christmas special,
24:12proving family is a gift, but it's still worth keeping the receipt.
24:15LAUGHTER
24:17OK, Josh, Motsi and George, let's get you set for your next question.
24:20APPLAUSE
24:23Your next category is greetings cards.
24:30You're going to have to name the themes for cards available at Card Factory.
24:34Larry, who's a better gifter, you or George?
24:37Bearing in mind you give gifts of yourself, but...
24:39LAUGHTER
24:40Well, you know, it's certainly not me.
24:42I'm rather renowned in the family as spending 73 years
24:47getting a present for George that was right,
24:52but, of course...
24:53I'm 45.
24:54I know.
24:55LAUGHTER
25:04I was 73, so it was 41 years in getting him a birthday.
25:08Yeah.
25:09And for getting him a present that was right.
25:11LAUGHTER
25:12Unfortunately, you've said one of the answers.
25:15Oh.
25:16Which means I've got to take £100 off...
25:18No!
25:19No!
25:20No, that's the rules of the game.
25:21No!
25:22He said birthday.
25:23LAUGHTER
25:24Tom, was Josh very grateful for the gifts he received?
25:27Oh, I don't know.
25:29I don't know.
25:30Why, cos you didn't give him any?
25:31LAUGHTER
25:32Well, we don't show a lot of emotion in our family, Romesh.
25:35Oh, really?
25:36LAUGHTER
25:37How often do you tell Josh you love him?
25:39Er...
25:40I don't think I've ever told him that.
25:42LAUGHTER
25:43I'm going to be nice with you, Tom.
25:45I know it's weird, but I'm on your side.
25:47LAUGHTER
25:48OK, parents, it's time to bid.
25:53When Mum tried this earlier, she scored six.
25:58Ooh.
25:59Ooh!
26:00Ooh!
26:01Doody, you're going to be opening the bids.
26:02Yes.
26:03How many do you think Moxie can get?
26:04Three.
26:05Three?
26:06Yes.
26:07OK.
26:08Yay!
26:09APPLAUSE
26:12Larry?
26:13Four.
26:14Four.
26:15Tom, what are you thinking?
26:16Right.
26:17Five.
26:18Do-do.
26:19Out. I'm out.
26:20You're out.
26:21LAUGHTER
26:26Larry, five is the bid to beat.
26:28I'll go six.
26:29Six.
26:30Tom?
26:31I never thought you'd be like this, Larry.
26:33LAUGHTER
26:35LAUGHTER
26:40I had a whole different impression of what you were like.
26:43LAUGHTER
26:44Tom, what did you think he was like?
26:46How is he differed?
26:47I thought he'd be like that guy off Gavin and Stacey.
26:49LAUGHTER
26:58What are you thinking, then, Tom?
27:00I'll go seven.
27:01OK.
27:02Larry?
27:03I'll go eight.
27:04I'll go eight.
27:05Oh!
27:06Whoo!
27:07Tom!
27:12LAUGHTER
27:13LAUGHTER
27:14Um, nine.
27:15Nine!
27:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:17Yeah!
27:18Wow!
27:20APPLAUSE
27:21Larry?
27:22Tom didn't think you were going to be like this.
27:24LAUGHTER
27:25Ten.
27:26Ten.
27:27Ten.
27:28OK.
27:29APPLAUSE
27:30Tom?
27:31I'm, er...
27:32I'm going to go eleven.
27:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:36OK, Larry, the bid is currently at eleven.
27:38Um...
27:43I'm out.
27:44You are out.
27:45APPLAUSE
27:46OK.
27:47That means that playing for £2,200, it's Josh!
27:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:52OK.
27:53Josh, you're really keen for your dad to push up the bids, weren't you?
27:55I'll be honest, I never thought I'd see my dad in a dick-swinging contest with Larry Lamb.
28:12LAUGHTER
28:13So your dad thinks he can name eleven reasons for giving someone a card according to the Card Factory. Multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long without giving a correct answer, you will time out. We need eleven.
28:23OK, good luck to you, Josh.
28:25Off you go, whenever you're ready.
28:26Valentine's Day.
28:28Valentine's...
28:29Is that there?
28:30Christmas.
28:31Yep.
28:32Easter.
28:33No, keep guessing.
28:34New Year.
28:36Engagement.
28:38Engagement is there.
28:39Wedding.
28:40Wedding is there.
28:41Anniversary.
28:43Anniversary's there.
28:44Retirement.
28:46Retirement's there.
28:47New job.
28:48New job's there.
28:49Um...
28:51New baby.
28:53Christmas.
28:54Yep.
28:55Eid.
28:56Eid.
28:57He's there.
28:58And, um...
29:00Condolences.
29:01I'll accept that.
29:02It's sympathy.
29:03Well done, Josh.
29:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:06Congratulations, Josh.
29:09You scored eleven, winning your £2,200.
29:11Give it up for Josh.
29:12APPLAUSE
29:13Tom, that must make you feel like you really, really love Josh.
29:22I'm really proud of him and I love him really a lot.
29:25Oh!
29:27APPLAUSE
29:29Happy Christmas.
29:34LAUGHTER
29:35OK, let's have a look at the full list.
29:37There we go.
29:40Wow.
29:41Father's Day, Mother's Day.
29:42Motsu, do you think you could have got more than Josh?
29:44Or do you think you could have done that?
29:45Well, eleven not, but, uh, yeah, baby shower, Mother's Day,
29:50Father's Day, congratulations.
29:52And see...
29:53Yeah, I mean, you're reading them.
29:54Yeah, yeah!
29:55APPLAUSE
29:56What about you, George?
29:57I could have got more.
29:58Yeah?
29:59Yeah.
30:00You could have got more?
30:01Oh, wow!
30:02I think this is...
30:03I actually think this is quite an easy one.
30:04Right.
30:05Although I'm the guy who didn't get miles when I was looking at...
30:07LAUGHTER
30:09OK, Mum, what has that done to the scores, please?
30:11I'm excited.
30:13Let me read it for you.
30:15Yeah?
30:16LAUGHTER
30:19I mean, I'll be honest with you, Mum.
30:21I don't really like the way you said that.
30:23LAUGHTER
30:24We love it, Mum.
30:25Thank you, thank you.
30:26Let me read it for you.
30:27Let me read it for you.
30:28LAUGHTER
30:29I'm putting it with sexy boy.
30:31Oh, please.
30:32LAUGHTER
30:33All right.
30:34OK.
30:35Motsu and Dudu, £1,050.
30:38Woo-hoo!
30:40Very well done.
30:42George and Larry, £1,200.
30:46APPLAUSE
30:48OK, Josh, Motsu and George, let's get you set for your last question in this round.
31:01LAUGHTER
31:05Go for it.
31:07This question is all about festive football birds.
31:11What this is, is you're going to have to list the birds that have appeared on the badges of Premier League football teams past and present.
31:18Dudu, does Motsu like football?
31:20Yes.
31:21LAUGHTER
31:22APPLAUSE
31:24OK, parents, it's time to bid.
31:30So, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored one.
31:33LAUGHTER
31:34Larry, how many do you think George can get?
31:37Two.
31:39Two, OK.
31:40Tom?
31:41Three.
31:42Three, OK.
31:43Dudu?
31:44Four.
31:45Four.
31:46Oh!
31:47No!
31:48No!
31:49No!
31:50No!
31:51No!
31:52No!
31:53What's it, what's it?
31:54What's it?
31:55What's it?
31:56What's it?
31:57Larry?
31:58I'm out.
31:59Oh
32:13Before just what you want to take I'm out
32:29This is the best possible result we could have hoped for
32:32Merry Christmas everybody
32:35Playing for the first time
32:38For £800, it's Motsi
32:50Motsi, what's your knowledge of football badge birds?
32:53Not, zero!
32:56You've only got to get four
32:57Okay
32:58Okay, and if you look what I'm going to say if you do get four the roof is going to come off
33:03So your mum thinks that you can name four birds that have featured or still do feature
33:08On the badges of football teams that have played in the Premier League
33:12Motsi, are you ready?
33:14I have no choice
33:17Wow, wow
33:18Motsi, good luck off you go you've just got to name four so just shout out some birds
33:21Eagle
33:22Eagle
33:24Yes, that's right
33:25Thank you
33:26Thank you
33:27Good go. Good go.
33:28Good go.
33:29Good go.
33:30Good go.
33:31Vulture.
33:32Live-a-bird.
33:33Live-a-bird is right.
33:34Good go.
33:36Um, uh, a pigeon.
33:40What else do we have?
33:42Eagles, vultures, a hawk.
33:44A seagull.
33:45Hawke will accept.
33:46Yes!
33:47Seagull.
33:48A seagull there.
33:52Thank you guys.
33:53Thank you guys.
33:54Thank you guys.
34:06Congratulations, Wilson.
34:07You win $800,000!
34:09Give it up, Wilson!
34:11Oh
34:23My god, I will never do that again
34:36How does that feel you proud yes, yes
34:41Oh
34:43There we go mom. Can you give us the scores, please? George and Larry
34:491200 pounds
34:53Moxie and doodoo 1850
34:59My god with Josh and Tom 3155
35:05There is one more round before our final Josh Moxie and George you're gonna be answering questions on the buzzer
35:14But we've given those buzzers to your parents and they won't just decide when you answer
35:19But what you answer get one right you will add 400 pounds to your total but get it wrong
35:24And it'll be split with the other teams. Okay. Are you ready? Yes, then let's begin
35:35First question name the carpenter
35:40Larry beat beat George Jesus. It is Jesus. I is Sabrina Carpenter next question
35:48name the Christmas song
35:53Tom hey, hey, Josh little drummer boy is correct. I is run Rudolph run next question name the man playing son
36:06Tom be oh, Josh
36:09Don't know. It's Paul Burrell. What would you've got a Josh? It's Richard Attenborough. It is Richard Attenborough. Yes. Okay. Next question
36:17name the wise man
36:22Tom a a Josh Dalai Lama. It is Dalai Lama B is Dennis wise next question name the bell
36:30Larry beat beat George Alexander Graham
36:37Yeah, I is Kristen Bell next question name the Christmas tool
36:44Larry baby nutcracker. It is nutcracker. I is turkey baster. Do do just quick one. Do you know you've got a buzzer? Yeah?
36:52Yeah, next question name the Mary
36:58Tom hey, hey, Josh Mary Queen Scott is correct. I is Mary Earps
37:05Name the Christmas pudding
37:09Tom hey, Josh log we won't accept that I'm afraid it's you log. Oh
37:16Would you've known be yeah stolen no panettone
37:19So I like the confidence next question name the Joseph
37:31Larry B B Leslie it is Leslie Joseph. I feel a little bit embarrassed that dad thinks I would know about Leslie Joseph over Stalin. Yeah
37:42Next question name the dame
37:45Tom
37:48Tom be beat Josh Kelly Holmes is correct. I is Craig rebel Horwood
38:03For us most
38:072250 pounds
38:09George and Larry three thousand two hundred pounds
38:18Josh and Tom four thousand seven hundred and fifty
38:21Thank you
38:23Congratulations
38:25Josh and Tom you have made it through to the final
38:31George how do you feel it went for you tonight dad's been kicking himself the whole way about the whole greeting card thing you know
38:39I mean, that's the last ten minutes. He's like you could have done much better than that
38:41Let's see. How do you feel the game went for you tonight? I think we did well. Yeah, we connected. Yeah. Yeah, and I'm proud of her
38:51She came all the way from Africa for you. Yes
38:53We have got to take a break now. Join us in a bit to see if Josh and Tom can double their money in our final round
39:04I'm very tense because if they win it we can only afford one car for me and mum to share home. What a nightmare. See you in a bit guys
39:09I
39:25Welcome back to the parents evening Christmas special where some parents are so disappointed in their offspring you'd have thought that I married Meghan Markle
39:33Josh and Tom are making it through to the final you have secured your prize for charity. How much have they made mum?
39:38Four thousand seven hundred and fifty pounds. Nice
39:45Succeed in this round we will double that bringing the total to what mum nine thousand five hundred pounds. Wow
39:57You're gonna see a board of twelve possible answers, but only five of them are correct to double your jackpot
40:02All you have to do is identify all five if you pick three wrong answers
40:06I'm afraid you lose around but you do leave with your original jackpot of four thousand seven hundred and fifty pounds
40:11Tom you are going to be picking the category your options are Christmas carols
40:17Winter Olympics and
40:20Christmas adverts. What are you thinking? You know what? I'm gonna go with Christmas adverts
40:26Christmas adverts Josh and Tom for the last time. Let's play parents evening
40:31people
40:40Josh, how happy are you with the category that your dad's chosen? I've chosen the same but they're all tough
40:46What you have to do is you've got to name five
40:49titles of John Lewis Christmas adverts, okay?
40:53Here are the possible answers
40:55The Owl and the Pussycat, The Bear and the Hare,
40:59The Ass and the Beaver,
41:01Monty the Python,
41:03Moz the Monster,
41:05Romesh the Reindeer,
41:07The Space Oddity,
41:09The Lightning Rod,
41:11The Man on the Moon,
41:13Buster the Boxer,
41:15The Red Herring,
41:17and Edgar the Dragon.
41:19OK, so five of those are titles of John Lewis adverts
41:22and seven aren't.
41:24Give me your first answer.
41:26I'm presuming you know none of them.
41:28You're correct there.
41:36So Josh,
41:38what are you thinking?
41:40I remember the bear and the hare,
41:42that's a bear that's asleep in a cave
41:44and the hare buys it a
41:46alarm clock and Lily Allen's the music.
41:48The bear and the hare, let's lock that in.
41:50Is that a Christmas ad?
41:54That is correct.
41:56APPLAUSE
41:58What are you going for next?
42:00Any ones that you're certain of?
42:02Yeah, I remember Moz the Monster being on sale in John the Lewis.
42:06John the Lewis?
42:08LAUGHTER
42:10That's what you call it when you come into money.
42:12LAUGHTER
42:14I'll just pop it over to John the Lewis.
42:18LAUGHTER
42:20So, Moz the Monster was in John the Lewis.
42:24OK, let's lock in Moz the Monster.
42:26Was Moz the Monster in Christmas ad?
42:28Yes, it was.
42:32APPLAUSE
42:34You have got three to get.
42:36There was a weird bloke on the moon with a telescope.
42:40Do you remember him? He was quite creepy.
42:42LAUGHTER
42:43Man on the Moon.
42:44OK.
42:45I think that must be that one.
42:46Tom, you agree with that?
42:47Totally.
42:48Yeah.
42:49Let's lock in the Man on the Moon.
42:50Is the Man on the Moon a genuine John Lewis Christmas ad?
42:57It is!
42:58Well done.
42:59APPLAUSE
43:01OK, two to get.
43:03Yeah, I think there's one about a boxer dog
43:06that wants to play on the trampoline.
43:08Mm-hm.
43:09So, I think that must be Buster the Boxer.
43:11OK.
43:12Buster the Boxer.
43:13Let's lock that in.
43:14Is that a genuine Christmas ad?
43:16Yes.
43:17It is!
43:19Right.
43:20Right, so...
43:21We know some of those aren't real.
43:22OK, so you're one away from doubling your jackpot here.
43:25Which are the ones you definitely are just out of the question?
43:27I don't the Owl and the Pussycat, cos that's a children's story.
43:29So, Owl and the Pussycat's out.
43:30Ass and the Beaver, Romesh the Reindeer.
43:31Yeah.
43:32Monty the...
43:33Monty the Python feels like a kind of copyright problem.
43:34Mm-hm.
43:35So, I don't think...
43:36So, I think it's one of the last four.
43:37No, it's both.
43:38Yeah.
43:39Yeah.
43:40Monty the...
43:41Monty the Python feels like a kind of copyright problem.
43:42Mm-hm.
43:43So, I don't think...
43:44I think it's one of the last four.
43:45Those bottom ones.
43:46So, Space Oddity...
43:47It's not gonna be the Red Herring, cos that's a joke in itself, right?
43:49Yeah.
43:50So, should we go with the Lightning Rod?
43:52Because I just don't think they'd make up the Lightning Rod.
43:54You wanna go with the Lightning Rod?
43:55OK, let's lock in the Lightning Rod.
43:58If this is right, you're doubling your jackpot.
44:01I'm sorry, the Lightning Rod is, er...
44:14It's actually a manscaping style, according to Wilkinson Sword.
44:17LAUGHTER
44:18OK.
44:19So, you've got one wrong.
44:20Three wrong and you're out.
44:21What are you thinking now?
44:22Oh, suddenly Monty the Python's drawing me in.
44:23Mm.
44:24Is there only one more right answer here?
44:25There's only one more correct one, yeah.
44:26I think the Dragon or the Python.
44:27I agree.
44:28Monty the Python.
44:29OK, let's lock in Monty the Python.
44:30Is Monty the Python a genuine Christmas ad?
44:31Oh!
44:32I'm sorry, Monty the Penguin.
44:33Oh, it was, yeah!
44:34Whatever you choose now, you're either doubling or you're out.
44:35OK, I think the dragon is the correct one, yeah?
44:36I think the dragon or the python.
44:37I agree.
44:38Monty the Python.
44:39OK, let's lock in Monty the Python.
44:42Is Monty the Python a genuine Christmas ad?
44:53Oh!
44:54I'm sorry, er...
44:55Monty the Penguin.
44:56Oh, it was, yeah!
44:57Whatever you choose now, you're either doubling or you're out.
45:00OK.
45:01Because if it's right, you're doubling your jackpot.
45:02If it's wrong, you're out of the game, so...
45:03Yeah.
45:04We took it to the edge.
45:05You took it right to the edge.
45:07Edgar the Dragon, then.
45:09Oh.
45:10I think it'll be Edgar the Dragon, Momesh.
45:12OK.
45:13Oh.
45:14So, thank you, Tom.
45:16Let's lock in Edgar the Dragon.
45:18Is Edgar the Dragon a genuine Christmas ad?
45:21For Christmas, come on.
45:22Yeah!
45:23Yeah!
45:24Yeah!
45:25Yeah!
45:26Yeah!
45:27Congratulations!
45:28You doubled your jackpot to £9,500!
45:30What charity have you done that in the money to?
45:32The Lilly Foundation, which is a small charity that helps children with mitochondrial disease and families that are affected by it.
45:37A fantastic cause.
45:38Give it up for Josh and Tom!
45:39That is all for tonight.
45:40Thank you to my guests, Monty and Duda Mamusi, George and Larry Lamb, and Josh and Tom Whittakam.
45:43Thank you so much for watching.
45:44If you enjoyed this family spending time together, you can go back to ignoring yours.
45:45Have a great Christmas.
45:46Say goodbye, Mum.
45:47Bye-bye, everybody.
45:48I love you.
45:49I love you.
45:50Merry Christmas.
45:51Merry Christmas!
45:52What charity have you done that in the money to?
45:53What charity have you done that in the money to?
45:54The Lilly Foundation, which is a small charity that helps children with mitochondrial disease and families that are affected by it.
45:56Fantastic cause.
45:57Give it up for Josh and Tom.
45:58That is all for tonight.
45:59Thank you to my guests, Monty and Duda Mamusi, George and Larry Lamb, and Josh and Tom Whittakam.
46:02Thank you so much for watching.
46:04If you enjoyed these family spending time together, you can go back to ignoring yours.
46:09Have a great Christmas.
46:10Say goodbye, Mum.
46:11Bye-bye, everybody. Merry Christmas!
46:41Merry Christmas!
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