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00:00:00Pemirsa, pada acara liputan kali ini, kami akan mengetengahkan sebuah fenomena yang sedang marak di masyarakat.
00:00:22Fenomena berondong.
00:00:24Di studio kami, sudah ada tiga orang anak muda pelaku langsung.
00:00:34Mas, mas, nanti buka kita di blurin kan?
00:00:39Ya enggak lah, kalau di blurin ngapain kita dipedakin?
00:00:45Langsung saja, apa latar belakang Anda bertiga sehingga mau jadi berondong tante-tante?
00:00:54Mas, nanti kita pada dapet konsumsi kan ya?
00:01:00Kan!
00:01:02Take 215!
00:01:05Ya put!
00:01:06Put!
00:01:17Iya Rian, aku mau jadi pacar kamu.
00:01:24Nah, sekarang kan kita udah resmi jadi pacaran nih.
00:01:29Terus, kita mau apa ya?
00:01:32Karena kamu yang minta.
00:01:38No, bukan itu Rian.
00:01:40Maksud aku, kita tuh mau kemana?
00:01:42Itu dia masalahnya.
00:01:45Mau punya cewek, enggak punya duit.
00:01:47Mana Tika, cewek yang udah digebet Rian selama setahun itu,
00:01:50tajirnya setengah mati.
00:01:53Kandang anjingnya aja, lebih bagus dari kosannya Rian.
00:01:59Bentar ya, bentar.
00:02:00Jangan naik belakang.
00:02:00Kamu mau ngapain sih?
00:02:12Aku tuh cuma mikir aja tadi.
00:02:14Kalau misalkan kita ke mal apa nonton,
00:02:17itu kan hal yang biasa ya.
00:02:19Nah, aku tuh pinginnya kita pacaran beda dari yang lain.
00:02:27Oke?
00:02:27Jadilah kegiatan pacaran Rian dan Tika.
00:02:33Kegiatan pacaran yang memang lain daripada yang lain.
00:02:35Kau suka padaku,
00:02:38tapi jangan terus kau tetap dadaku.
00:02:42Rabalah di dalamku,
00:02:45Rabalah cinta yang di dalam dadaku.
00:02:48Ah, kerti.
00:02:50Kau bikin cema, mo.
00:02:52Gak gini, gak gini.
00:02:53Gak gini, gak gini.
00:02:55Ah, gila.
00:02:55Gila.
00:02:56Gila.
00:02:57Gila.
00:02:59Gila.
00:03:00Di belom tentu kau sentuh cintaku.
00:03:04Kalau kau ingin isi dadaku,
00:03:07Coba kau sentuh dengan cintamu.
00:03:12Kau tahu mau isi dadaku.
00:03:15Kau tahu mau ada di hati keu.
00:03:23Kau tahu mau istirahat keu.
00:03:28Kau tahu mau istirahat keu.
00:03:30Kau tahu mau istirahat keu.
00:03:32Kak, rayu kak.
00:03:33Gak usah deh, gak usah deh.
00:03:35Gini aja biar romantis.
00:03:36Oh iya.
00:03:37Bentar ya, bentar ya.
00:03:42Saat itulah Rian sadar,
00:03:44kalau dia mau tetap pacaran sama Tika,
00:03:46dia enggak boleh carry.
00:03:50Dan enggak boleh berdiri di bawah pohon
00:03:53kalau lagi ada petir.
00:03:56This is the money, 10 million.
00:03:58Tidak mau bau tuh.
00:04:08Dapet baru.
00:04:1010 jetong.
00:04:14Kendor ya, Jang.
00:04:16Dari Paris, Cin.
00:04:17Eke kurusan.
00:04:18Sambil nunggu si bule dan Jepang.
00:04:21Eke yang salangin.
00:04:2330 jetong.
00:04:28Nah, ibu yang gila perhatian ini
00:04:31namanya Lolita.
00:04:35Tiga kali resmi menjanda,
00:04:37setiap kali cerai,
00:04:38tipus itu dolarnya
00:04:39bertambah tiga kali lipat.
00:04:42Punya butik buat mengisi waktu luang,
00:04:44namun karena harus terlihat paling cantik,
00:04:47semua barang terbagus
00:04:49akhirnya dikakannya sendiri deh.
00:04:53Aku, aku, aku, aku, aku, aku.
00:04:55Aku, aku, aku, aku.
00:04:57Aku, aku, aku.
00:04:58Oh, terlalu maling ya!
00:05:04Mau si ancak!
00:05:07Saya enggak suka sama dia!
00:05:14Hei, Cin!
00:05:17Aduh, lagi kumpul-kumpul ngapain?
00:05:21Arisan ya?
00:05:22Iya dong, Arisan secara ibu-ibu megang gitu loh.
00:05:24Cin, Eke balik pulang dari Paris nih,
00:05:28jemput tas terbaru Eke, keren kan?
00:05:30Kalau yang kayak gituan sih,
00:05:32KW1-nya juga banyak.
00:05:34Lagian, Eke udah gak tertarik tuh sama yang begitu-begituan.
00:05:39Maksudnya?
00:05:41Buat apa tas baru?
00:05:42Kalau kita bisa dapat lebih baik,
00:05:44lebih fresh, dan...
00:05:46Nah, mungkin ada bajakannya.
00:05:48Hmm?
00:05:48Hmm?
00:05:51Rondong, Mbok.
00:05:5318 tahun.
00:05:53Hmm?
00:05:54Masih, cakep.
00:05:58Teman-teman, kenalin.
00:06:00Ini Eric.
00:06:01Wah, nakasih ya?
00:06:02Bisa aja deh, jimu'ut.
00:06:03Eric ini, karateka lho.
00:06:07Dan Desa menguasai enam bahasa asing.
00:06:12Enam bahasa?
00:06:13Bahasa panah aja tuh.
00:06:15Satu lagi.
00:06:17Desa juga juara Olimpiade Fisika.
00:06:22Iya.
00:06:23Gak percaya, mungkin.
00:06:25Terima kasih.
00:06:25Eh, duluan ya, Cin.
00:06:27Bye.
00:06:27Bye, saling.
00:06:28Aduh, eh.
00:06:29Aduh.
00:06:30Hai, Brendan.
00:06:32Hai, how are you?
00:06:34Hmm, sorry ya, nungguin lama ya.
00:06:36Lolita dan Misha memang sudah menjadi musuh bebuyutan sejak mereka gadis.
00:06:43Babe!
00:06:44Eh, mau ngapain lho?
00:06:45Eh, cicit, cicit, cicit.
00:06:46Eh, mau ngapain lho?
00:06:47Eh, gampatan gue anis jual, ya?
00:06:49Cari gampatan sendiri.
00:06:50Eh, lu dia yang tolong naik motor.
00:06:51Lalu naik motor satan.
00:06:53Udah saja gue naik motor.
00:06:54Lantai, lanjut.
00:06:56Jalembek.
00:06:57Sampai udah jadi janda,
00:06:59tetep aja bersaing.
00:07:04Ini lapor gue.
00:07:05Ngapain lo ambil?
00:07:06Eh, enak aja lo ngaku-ngaku.
00:07:09Ini itu kaki gue.
00:07:10Marah mungkin dia mau sama lo.
00:07:12Macar dong.
00:07:13Perbuah nazis.
00:07:16Karena itu, gak heran
00:07:19kalau Lolita menganggap senyuman Misha itu
00:07:21sebagai tantangan terbesar dalam hidupnya.
00:07:25CIN.
00:07:26CIN.
00:07:26CIN.
00:07:27Emang sih,
00:07:30kalau Arisan cuma jualan tas baju sama berleong
00:07:33alias berlian,
00:07:34kayaknya udah gak zamannya.
00:07:35Sudah biasa.
00:07:37Maksudnya,
00:07:39kita juga harus punya berandong.
00:07:42Apa yang Lolita mau,
00:07:43itu yang harusnya dapat.
00:07:45Tanpa membuang waktu lagi,
00:07:47Lolita pun langsung membuka audisi
00:07:49untuk calon berodong kelompok Arisan.
00:07:51Tidak, surganya para tantang.
00:07:54Hai, guys.
00:08:02Buat kalian yang berumur 20 tahun ke atas,
00:08:05silahkan pulang.
00:08:11Ih, ngapain sih?
00:08:12Udah tua-tua juga,
00:08:13gak tahu diri deh.
00:08:16Yang punya masalah dengan bau mulut,
00:08:19bau badan,
00:08:19dan keringat berlebihan
00:08:21tidak terkendali,
00:08:22out, out, out.
00:08:24Silahkan sediem.
00:08:27Apa?
00:08:27Ya, lu.
00:08:33Exit only.
00:08:36Hah?
00:08:37Wow.
00:08:37Wow.
00:08:38Wow.
00:08:39Wow.
00:08:39Wow.
00:08:40Wow.
00:08:41Wow.
00:08:42Wow.
00:08:43Wow.
00:08:44Wow.
00:08:45Wow.
00:08:46Wow.
00:08:47Wow.
00:08:48Wow.
00:08:49Wow.
00:08:50Wow.
00:08:51Wow.
00:08:52Wow.
00:08:53Wow.
00:08:54Tika! Tika! Tika!
00:08:58Nanti malam aku jemput ya.
00:09:02Kayaknya aku mau ngerjain tugas deh. Minggu depan aja ya.
00:09:05Rian tau kalo Tika itu bohong.
00:09:07Karena mereka satu kelas dan hari ini sama sekali gak ada tugas.
00:09:12Tapi yang Rian gak tau, Tika sebenernya bukan ingin menghindar darinya.
00:09:17Tapi karena hari ini tepat 10 tahun sejak kedua orang tua Tika bercerai.
00:09:24Terimakasih.
00:09:27Tidak!
00:09:30Seidak!
00:09:32Tidak!
00:09:34Eh buah!
00:09:35Tidak!
00:09:36Tidak!
00:09:37recih!
00:09:38Nettuk, terimakasih.
00:09:52Sikap Tika yang seperti main jauh memacu Rian buat ngebuktiin diri, kalau dirinya layak jadi cowoknya Tika.
00:10:03Rian mulai cari kerja sampingan supaya bisa beli kado ulang tahun Tika minggu depan.
00:10:12Dan Rian menemukan kado yang paling tepat.
00:10:22Heran ya, susah bener nyari berondong yang oke di Jakarta, aneh banget gak ada satupun yang sesuai dengan klasifikasi kita.
00:10:31Semuanya under, under, under, under alias tiarap.
00:10:36Ya udahlah jeng-jeng, mendingan kita balik aja yuk ke arisan kita yang seperti biasa, gak apa-apa kan?
00:10:43Gak bisa, enak aja.
00:10:46Gak usah punya pikiran kayak gitu dia cun.
00:10:48Ih, nanti eke diketawain sama si Dodol Mishu itu, apa kata dunia.
00:10:53That's right.
00:10:54Eh, Cin, kalau perlu kita cari detektif di luar negeri.
00:10:59Eh, ngapain kamu disitu?
00:11:04Lah, itu kenapa galon belum dipasang?
00:11:06Iya, ini baru mau.
00:11:08Ternyata, Cin, eke tadi terpikir ya Cin, gimana kalau kita bikinnya Lolita Idol.
00:11:15Iya, aku juga mau bilang kalau kita bikin pemilihan Idol.
00:11:19Idol berada.
00:11:20Eh, kenapa sih pedang kayak anjing pelacak gitu?
00:11:27Ada bawa apa ya?
00:11:28Ada bawa apa ya?
00:11:29Ada bawa apa ya?
00:11:30Ada bawa apa ya?
00:11:31Ada bawa apa ya?
00:11:32Tidak!
00:11:33Iya!
00:11:34Tidak!
00:11:35Tidak!
00:11:36Tidak!
00:11:37Tidak!
00:11:38Tidak!
00:11:39Tidak!
00:11:40Tidak!
00:11:41Tidak!
00:11:42Jangan sampai hilang!
00:11:43Aduh!
00:11:44Lebih!
00:11:45Tidak!
00:11:46Tanto saya minta maaf, Tanto.
00:11:48Saya rohan lagu namanya, Tanto.
00:11:50Tidak selanjutnya melaporkan polisi, Tanto.
00:11:52Hmm?
00:11:53Hmm?
00:11:54Saat itulah Lolita menyadari, kalau jawaban akan doanya selama beberapa hari ini, baru aja terkabut.
00:12:03Masih perawan?
00:12:10Dengan gaji kamu sebagai tukang angkut galon, kamu mana mungkin ganti butik saya?
00:12:16Barang-barang saya di sini semuanya mahal.
00:12:19Tapi saya punya pekerjaan buat kamu.
00:12:27Hmm?
00:12:38Oh-oh!
00:12:40Yah!
00:12:56Woi!
00:12:57Lu kesan pecatan apaan jadi rajin olahraga?
00:13:02Eh.
00:13:02Bian!
00:13:03Kalau si Tika gagak bisa nerima lu apa adanya, yaudah berarti dia bukan jodoh lu!
00:13:09What do you want to bring up a green body?
00:13:12Eh, don't worry about it.
00:13:14It's not about Tika, but it's about my work.
00:13:17Hey!
00:13:18Did you get a new job, Ian?
00:13:20It's hard to get a new job.
00:13:23Yeah, that's it.
00:13:24No, no, no, no.
00:13:25Let me tell you about our work.
00:13:28I don't know.
00:13:30I'm going to...
00:13:32I'm going to...
00:13:34I'm going to...
00:13:39Yeah, I'm not.
00:13:41Hey, Gus.
00:13:42I'm going to buy a new color.
00:13:43Oh, this is how many people are.
00:13:45Oh, since we're going to buy a new color?
00:13:48Eh, Ian, you're working?
00:13:50Why do you use all the color?
00:13:52Oh, it's just fine.
00:13:54It's all good.
00:13:55It's all good.
00:13:56Oh, it's all good.
00:13:57It's all good.
00:13:58It's all good.
00:13:59It's all good.
00:14:00Oh, please.
00:14:01Oh, God.
00:14:02You're serious?
00:14:03Yeah, I'm serious.
00:14:05Eh, eh.
00:14:07Bukan yang itu, yang baru, dong.
00:14:09Gak ada gue yang baru.
00:14:11Gak ada.
00:14:12Lu sembunyiin.
00:14:13Mana sih?
00:14:14Nge-repotin aja lu.
00:14:18Nah.
00:14:21Eits, tunggu dulu.
00:14:22Apa lagi sih?
00:14:23Nih, ini color gue pinjemin nih.
00:14:25Tapi lu janji.
00:14:26Nanti lu dapet duit, lu bagi kita berdua.
00:14:29Iya, iya, udah gampang.
00:14:30Eh, eh.
00:14:31Jangan gampang beres aja.
00:14:32Beneran.
00:14:33Iya, serius.
00:14:34Janji dulu.
00:14:35Aku berjanji.
00:14:41Bener dah, dia buka di situ.
00:14:45Gus, lu gak pape color pinjem-pinjeman gitu.
00:14:47Jan, mulai penyakitan kan?
00:14:49Lalu.
00:14:50Curiga, gue rapi beneran.
00:14:52Jangan sih, Jan.
00:14:54Udah, lu bawa aja.
00:14:55Ntar juga lu bakal dapet rak piranis.
00:15:04Hmm.
00:15:05Hmm.
00:15:06Gimana?
00:15:07Gus.
00:15:08Giemin aja, Gus.
00:15:09Giemin aja, Gus.
00:15:11Jajak.
00:15:12Gimana yang manggil gue?
00:15:13Gimana denger gue?
00:15:14Jem kau sakit lu dong.
00:15:15Tebat, bebak-bakak lu.
00:15:17Awas aja lu ke lu baga nepatin janji.
00:15:19Makasih.
00:15:20Gitu dong jadi temen lu.
00:15:22Hai, ibu-ibu.
00:15:29Hari ini kita akan mulai lelang merendam kita yang pertama.
00:15:40Kenalin, ini Rian.
00:15:43Hai, Rian.
00:15:45Hai.
00:15:47Manis kan?
00:15:49Hai.
00:15:50Oke, Jeng.
00:15:52Langsung aja ya.
00:15:54Siapa yang mau buka tawaran pertama?
00:15:58Jeng Anis barengkali.
00:16:03Kayaknya saya gak ikutan deh, mbak.
00:16:05Ntar nyesel.
00:16:07Ya gak, Jeng?
00:16:08Tapi servisnya masih oke tau.
00:16:10Jeng, kalau dari rona-rona wajahmu kayaknya aku yakin kamu bakal memberikan harga yang oke deh.
00:16:17Aku nawar satu juta rupiah.
00:16:20Hah?
00:16:21Kalau cuma satu juta sih itu uang rokok supir gue.
00:16:25Di mana yang berikutnya mungkin dari sana ada tawaran yang baik?
00:16:295 milion.
00:16:305 milion ye!
00:16:31Hmm, Heidi aja 5 milion.
00:16:33Malu dong itu.
00:16:35Ini Heidi Robinson.
00:16:36Asal Amerika, pernah jadi kongkas sang putri kecantikan.
00:16:40Tapi didiskualifikasi karena foto ini.
00:16:43Menikah sama pengusaha Indonesia kayak ternama, tapi cerai.
00:16:47Kenapa foto ini?
00:16:506 juta rupiah.
00:16:51Hah?
00:16:52Jeng.
00:16:53Kalau cuma nambah sejuta sih mendingan gak usah ikut nawar deh.
00:16:56Sabar ya, darling.
00:16:57Tenang.
00:17:00Ria masih perawan.
00:17:02Hah?
00:17:04Ria pedul 5 juta.
00:17:06Hahaha.
00:17:09Kalau ini Nana Suzuki.
00:17:12Punya suami di root pabrik kipas angin di Cikarang?
00:17:15Nah, sambil menunggu suami pulang, hobinya menghintapkan kulit.
00:17:18Dan ngumpulin jawab kulit hitam.
00:17:24Terima kasih, Nana.
00:17:36Terima kasih, любовat.
00:18:02Bhopi-bopinya podia berkirti kecantian.
00:18:04Wow
00:18:05What a bad old day
00:18:06I love you
00:18:08I love you
00:18:09I love you
00:18:11Oh
00:18:12Ah
00:18:13Oh
00:18:14Um
00:18:15I love you
00:18:17I love you
00:18:19You're so happy
00:18:23I love you
00:18:25I love you
00:18:26I love you
00:18:29I love you
00:18:31You're so sad
00:18:32You're so sad
00:18:33Oh, my God.
00:20:07Wow.
00:20:08Kamu harus dikicu ya.
00:20:10Terus dikicu ya.
00:20:12Ya.
00:20:13Hmm.
00:20:14Kegutan.
00:20:15Kemes.
00:20:16MG.
00:20:17Cicu banget.
00:20:19Jadi mau.
00:20:22Bener kan?
00:20:24Eke nggak pernah salah pilih.
00:20:26Eke menang alisan.
00:20:29Gila aja.
00:20:31Eke juga mawacin.
00:20:34Halo sayang.
00:20:36Nanti malam kita makan yuk.
00:20:38Abis itu kita nonton.
00:20:40Kalau perlu kita belanja.
00:20:42Pokoknya aku yang terakhir deh.
00:20:43Kamu nggak abis ngerampok bang kan?
00:20:45Hah?
00:20:46Ngerampok bang?
00:20:47Ya nggak lah sayang.
00:20:48Yaudah.
00:20:49Nanti malam aku jemput ya.
00:20:51Kita nggak jalan kaki.
00:20:52Tapi netak sih.
00:20:53Hmm.
00:20:54Yaudah sayang ya.
00:20:55Daaaah.
00:20:56Oke.
00:20:57Sekarang gue nggak perlu pake kos kaki bolong lagi.
00:21:07Hahaha.
00:21:08Lo mau pinjem-pinjem tuh.
00:21:09Gue beli banyak.
00:21:10Selan dalam.
00:21:11Banyak.
00:21:12Men liat nih.
00:21:13Gue beli PSP.
00:21:14Hahaha.
00:21:15Gue di-download banyak game tuh di sini.
00:21:17Dan terakhir.
00:21:18Gue beli BB men.
00:21:20BB.
00:21:21Lo mau buka Facebook?
00:21:22Silahkan pake di sini.
00:21:23Nggak usah kewarna-kewarna lagi.
00:21:24Hahaha.
00:21:27Oke, Deyan.
00:21:28Kita terang-terangan aja.
00:21:29Lo kerja apaan sih sebenernya?
00:21:31He?
00:21:32Nggak ada, Yan.
00:21:33Orang baru kerja sehari.
00:21:34Bisa beli macem-macem.
00:21:35Beli PSP.
00:21:36Selana dalem.
00:21:37Kuas kaki.
00:21:38Beli BB.
00:21:39Lo jual ginjal ya?
00:21:41Lo nggak nawarin diri jadi martir.
00:21:43Maobong kan?
00:21:44Teroris aja.
00:21:45Takut nih, Gus.
00:21:50Gue sekarang jadi berundang tante, bro.
00:21:54Eh, Yan.
00:21:56Cuma demi duit, Yan.
00:21:57Cuma demi duit.
00:21:58Lo tega ngejual badan lo sendiri ke tante-tante.
00:22:01Hah?
00:22:02Sampai tidur segala, Yan.
00:22:03Yang itu belum.
00:22:12Maaf deh.
00:22:13Kalau kalian tuh udah nggak mau temenan lagi sama gue.
00:22:15Gue bener-bener nggak nyangka, Yan.
00:22:17Abis mau gimana?
00:22:19Gue butuh.
00:22:20Lo tidur sama cewek?
00:22:22Dibayar?
00:22:23Lo nggak ngajak gue sama jajak?
00:22:25Eh, lo gimana sih?
00:22:26Lo masih ajak kita berdua dong.
00:22:28Masa kerja udah kayak begini bagus lo?
00:22:30Sendirian aja.
00:22:31Eh, lo tau nggak?
00:22:33Ilmu apa aja yang bisa lo dapetin dari cewek-cewek udah berpengalaman?
00:22:36Hah?
00:22:37Nih, eh.
00:22:38Lo nggak perlu ngejemputin.
00:22:39Lo nggak perlu ketemu bokap galak.
00:22:40Hah?
00:22:41Nggak perlu dengerin curhatan.
00:22:42Nah, inian ini baru namanya kerjaan.
00:22:45Eh, gue nggak mau tau ya.
00:22:47Pokoknya gue sama jajak harus ikutan.
00:22:48Hah?
00:22:49Iya, bener.
00:22:50Kalo sampe kita berdua nggak ada aja.
00:22:51Hmm, udah.
00:22:52Kerjaan lo ini bakal gue bocorin ketika
00:22:54Bocorin?
00:22:55Ya, ya, ya, ya.
00:22:58Jadi lo padahal ngeliatin gue?
00:23:04Tiap nembak cewek selalu ditolak.
00:23:07Tiap nekat nyem cewek selalu digampar.
00:23:10Oke, mungkin enggak.
00:23:13Ups, selalu.
00:23:15Tidak.
00:23:16Tidak.
00:23:17Tidak.
00:23:18Tidak.
00:23:19Tidak.
00:23:20Tidak.
00:23:21Emang cuma lo doang tuh yang mau beli PSP.
00:23:22PSP?
00:23:23Ah, lo PSP.
00:23:24PSP.
00:23:25Pes...
00:23:26Jadi, Brondong mungkin satu-satunya kesempatan bagus
00:23:31buat menghilangkan keperjakaannya.
00:23:33Sedangkan jajak, dari kecil sudah mengidap Oidipus Komplek.
00:23:38Tidak.
00:23:39Tidak.
00:23:40Tidak.
00:23:41Tidak.
00:23:42Tidak.
00:23:43Tidak.
00:23:44Tidak.
00:23:45Tidak.
00:23:46Daman.
00:23:47Dan dengan alasan masing-masing itulah, ketiga sahabat ini memutuskan untuk
00:23:50– Siap jadi Brondong.
00:23:51Kita siap.
00:23:52Oke kita siap jadi Brondong.
00:23:53Okay, we're ready to be Brondong!
00:24:01With the chance to become Brondong quality number one,
00:24:05Rian, Bagus, and Jajah will start their training.
00:24:15Hey, let me go!
00:24:17Let me play!
00:24:19If I'm 18, I'm 25!
00:24:21There's a lot of Brondong that's 10!
00:24:25You're ready to play!
00:24:27You're ready to play!
00:24:29You're ready to play!
00:24:31You're ready to play!
00:24:33You're ready to play!
00:24:35We're ready to play!
00:24:37Okay, we're ready to play!
00:24:391, 2...
00:24:41What?
00:24:43You're ready to play!
00:24:45You're ready to play!
00:24:47You're ready to play!
00:24:49Hey, where's the tante-tante like that?
00:24:51There's still a lot!
00:24:53There's a lot!
00:24:57Let me go, let me go!
00:24:59What's that?
00:25:01I'm ready to play!
00:25:03I'm ready to play!
00:25:05I'm ready to play!
00:25:07I'm ready to play!
00:25:09I'm ready to play!
00:25:11Wow!
00:25:12Ah, Jajah!
00:25:14Sebelum ini obat kita pakai,
00:25:15mendingan kita kasih dulu!
00:25:17Waduh!
00:25:18Emangnya nggak bahaya, Ian?
00:25:20Ini kalau efek sampingnya gimana?
00:25:22Ya juga ya...
00:25:23Mana ada orang goblok yang mau jadi bahan percobaan kita!
00:25:26Eh, kalau tante bule tuh biasanya suka sama cowok yang kulitnya item-item gitu kan?
00:25:33Iya, iya, iya...
00:25:35Eh, Gus!
00:25:36Lo berjemur ambil makan donat deh!
00:25:38Kok lo tahu?
00:25:40Gimana reaksinya, Bis?
00:25:54Nggak berasa apa-apa aja?
00:25:57Buset!
00:25:58Lo udah 43 menit belum merasain apa-apa!
00:26:01Ini udah empat macem lo, Bro!
00:26:05Ah, ini, Gus!
00:26:06Lo mesti coba yang ini, Gus!
00:26:07Ini dari Baba Lion, Gus!
00:26:08Pasti manjur!
00:26:09Kau yakin?
00:26:10Tidak jajah!
00:26:11Udah sih, ah!
00:26:12Nggak akan ada efeknya!
00:26:14Lo tuh ditipu tau nggak sama tukang obat nih?
00:26:16Muka doang sih kayak kotak obat lo!
00:26:18Dah, mau berjemur lagi ya!
00:26:27Eh, sarana...
00:26:28Cabul!
00:26:29Kok anak cabul, Nek?
00:26:34Jajah!
00:26:35Lihat!
00:26:36Terset yang bergerak!
00:26:37Ah, ini sukar bau!
00:26:38Arang juru ga nih namanya..
00:26:42Ini sukar ganti gini!
00:26:44Uuu..
00:26:45anh ini gimana cara menurutnya?
00:26:47Eh sabar ya!
00:26:48Eh sabar ya!
00:26:55Wah..
00:26:56Dia lo ngapain sih, Jop?
00:26:58Lu nggak ngerasa sakit, Gus?
00:26:59Enggak!
00:27:00No, I need toicus, no!
00:27:02It's so funny!
00:27:05No, I need to check the rest.
00:27:09Stop, I need to check the floor.
00:27:13No, but you're not going to check the rest.
00:27:20Can I help you?
00:27:22No, no.
00:27:22Stop, stop.
00:27:25Stop, stop!
00:27:26No.
00:27:27No, I don't have a hand.
00:27:28No, no, no...
00:27:32God?
00:27:34He is so strong, God.
00:27:36I'm not going to be in trouble.
00:27:38God!
00:27:40Let's get out of trouble.
00:27:42It's all the way to walk, even if you want.
00:27:44I'm so scared.
00:27:46I'm so scared.
00:27:48I'm so scared.
00:27:50How are you doing?
00:27:52I'm so scared.
00:27:54I'm so scared.
00:27:56See?
00:27:58I don't know.
00:28:00Please, don't listen.
00:28:03Look, don't listen.
00:28:05Look, look.
00:28:07Look, look, look.
00:28:09Look.
00:28:10Look, look.
00:28:12You're gonna take a look?
00:28:14Oh, I'm not gonna take a look?
00:28:16Oh, I'm not gonna take a look.
00:28:18Oh, yes.
00:28:20This is how I'm going to take a look at it.
00:28:22I don't have a look at it.
00:28:24What are you doing?
00:28:26What are you doing?
00:28:28What are you doing?
00:28:30What are you doing?
00:28:32Let's go to the toilet
00:28:34I'm tired
00:28:40Oh my God
00:28:42What are you doing?
00:28:44What are you doing?
00:28:48What are you doing?
00:28:50Hey, Jen
00:28:52Hey
00:28:54Oh, why are you doing it?
00:28:56Oh, I'm sorry
00:29:00Ada, Brondok Eike
00:29:02Tadi sih bilangnya lagi main game di timezone
00:29:06Biasa, anak-anak
00:29:08Anak muda maksudnya
00:29:10Kita emang hobinya berdua main game
00:29:14Rian, belakang ini tuh...
00:29:16Dika
00:29:18Semuanya bakal berubah kok
00:29:20Kita bakal peterin ke orang lain
00:29:22Dan aku janji
00:29:24Aku bakal bikin kamu senang
00:29:28Wah, kalo memang Brondok lu itu ada ya
00:29:32Bukan cuma...
00:29:34Hayalan aja
00:29:36Bagusin dong, Ci
00:29:38Kenalin sama kita-kita
00:29:40Terima kasih kan?
00:29:41Ah, kecil
00:29:49Siapa sih?
00:29:50Kok gak diangkat?
00:29:51Eh, biasa
00:29:52Si aja
00:29:53Kalo misalkan di tinggal dikos
00:29:55Terus gak posisi sebuah aneh
00:29:59Ah, penipu
00:30:01Malah laku
00:30:03Tuh kan aku juga lakukan
00:30:05Wow
00:30:06Hehehe
00:30:15Angkat aja dulu, siapa tau penting
00:30:17Oke, oke
00:30:22Hei, babe
00:30:23Iya
00:30:24Hah
00:30:25Kamu habisnya 20 juta buat main game
00:30:27Oh ampun
00:30:28Gak apa-apa
00:30:29Eh, kamu kesini dong
00:30:31Ketemu sama aku, sayang
00:30:33Di Cafe The Graduate, ya
00:30:36Jangan tolong, ya
00:30:42Kamu apaan sih?
00:30:43Aku pesen makanan lagi ya, sayang
00:30:45Jin
00:30:47Jin
00:30:48Mana berondongnya?
00:30:49Eh, sabar
00:30:50Ntar juga dateng
00:30:51Kalo gak punya juga gak apa-apa kok, Jin
00:30:53Jangan res dari ah
00:30:54Iya
00:30:55Res ini juga
00:30:56Nah
00:30:57Nah
00:30:58Lu nyaman ya
00:30:59Bibi
00:31:00Hei, kamu udah dateng
00:31:02Kenal ini Rian
00:31:03Imut kan?
00:31:06Eh, ponakannya ya?
00:31:07Oh, pribkannya
00:31:08Hah?
00:31:09Ini Rian
00:31:10Dia tuh berondong aku
00:31:11Hehehe
00:31:13Hehehe
00:31:14Lebay
00:31:15Kalo cuma kaya gitu aja sih
00:31:16Eka juga udah biasa
00:31:17Iya gak sih, Don Lee?
00:31:18Hehehe
00:31:23Sorry ya
00:31:24Bera gitu, kayak cacing kepanasan nih
00:31:26Aja
00:31:27Kalo kita kan tadi cuma pemanasan
00:31:28Cacing kepanasan
00:31:29Wah, baju kayak begitu itu
00:31:30Banyak, tanah bang
00:31:31Itu masih murahan
00:31:32Kau diam
00:31:33Kau diam
00:31:34Kau diam
00:31:35Kau diam
00:31:36Rambut dulu
00:31:37Tidak murah
00:31:38Lee
00:31:39Kau diam
00:31:40Kau diam
00:31:41Kau diam
00:31:42Kau diam
00:31:43Kau diam
00:31:45Kau diam
00:31:46Kau diam
00:31:47Kau diam
00:31:48Kau diam
00:31:49Kau diam
00:31:50Kau diam
00:31:51Kau diam
00:31:52Kau diam
00:31:53Jadi
00:31:54Jika
00:31:55Isit
00:31:56Mereka
00:31:56Kau diam
00:31:58Kau diam
00:32:00Kausome
00:32:00Leop
00:32:01Kau這個是
00:32:02Kau diam
00:32:03Kau diam
00:32:05I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the place was really crazy.
00:32:16We're going to find a place more romantic.
00:32:19It's not a place, Rian, but it's...
00:32:21How are you doing with me?
00:32:25You're telling me that you don't have to leave me alone.
00:32:28I don't want to leave our family like...
00:32:35...but they're like...
00:32:37...and they're going to leave me alone.
00:32:41I promise.
00:32:43Yes, I promise.
00:32:45And I don't want to go to the cafe.
00:32:47Okay, I'm not going to go to the cafe.
00:32:58Hey, Chin!
00:33:01Ucapin mata-mata doa yang paling ampuh dari sekarang.
00:33:04I'm sorry.
00:33:05Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:33:09Ha, ha, ha!
00:33:10Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:33:12Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:33:14Siapa, Chin?
00:33:16Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:33:19Congratulations, Chin!
00:33:21Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:33:24Yay, pengenalnya!
00:33:25Yes!
00:33:26Ha, ha...
00:33:27Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:33:28Ha, ha, ha!
00:33:29Ha Ha!
00:33:30Ha, ha, ha!
00:33:31Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:33:32Uh, eka pilih siapa ya?
00:33:33Ha ha ha.
00:33:34Ha, ha.
00:33:35Uh, jangan gue, jangan gue.
00:33:37Duuh, jangan gue.
00:33:38Uh, jangan gue!
00:33:39Ha ha ha.
00:33:41Ha, ha, ha!
00:33:42Blagai idiot. Blagai idiot!
00:33:44Tini, new, neat.
00:33:45Tini, ni, meti, MA.
00:33:46Ha, ha ha ha.
00:33:47Hei, ha!
00:33:48Eka pilih Rian.
00:33:49Ow, Lorage, siapkas��는.
00:33:51Korean!
00:33:52Ha, ha, ha!
00:33:53Ok, ceput ya, Chin!
00:33:55Ha, ha ha, ha!
00:33:56It's like a pool.
00:33:58It's like a pool.
00:34:00It's like a pool.
00:34:02Aduh.
00:34:04Aduh.
00:34:06Aduh.
00:34:08Aduh.
00:34:10Oh, Hedy.
00:34:12I don't know.
00:34:14This is the winner.
00:34:16The boys do it.
00:34:18I don't want to go to the bathroom.
00:34:20There's a bathroom.
00:34:26What's the difference?
00:34:28What's the difference?
00:34:30I don't want to go to the bathroom.
00:34:32I don't want to go to the bathroom.
00:34:34I don't want to go to the bathroom.
00:34:365 juta.
00:34:385 juta.
00:34:4010 million.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:44Bo Lelebo,
00:34:46she's already got a signal.
00:34:48She's already got a signal.
00:34:50You're already getting a signal.
00:34:5210 juta.
00:34:54I don't want to go to the bathroom.
00:34:56You ready?
00:34:58Yeah, I'm ready lah.
00:35:06Oh, you're strong.
00:35:08Let's have a signal.
00:35:10Hmm.
00:35:12Oh.
00:35:13Oh.
00:35:15Okay.
00:35:17Wih.
00:35:18Rupanya ada yang udah dapat sinyal.
00:35:21Hmm.
00:35:22Kalau situ suka.
00:35:24Ambil aja, Cin sekarang.
00:35:26Enggak aja.
00:35:27Cin, cumannya.
00:35:29Be adventurous.
00:35:31Giliran raku kamu ambil aja hari ini apa-apa kok.
00:35:34Tidak, ah.
00:35:36Cin, cuman Cin, yuk.
00:35:39Ayo Cin.
00:35:40Cin.
00:35:41Oh dear, dear, I'm not going to take care of you, Jin.
00:35:45No, it's an insurance, it's clear, Jin.
00:35:48Jin?
00:35:49Hey, Jin.
00:36:00Do you want to touch me?
00:36:03Huh?
00:36:04Yeah, yeah, touch, touch, touch.
00:36:11It's Miss Robinson.
00:36:16Do you want to touch me?
00:36:21You've been a very...
00:36:24And bad boys must be punished.
00:36:28Haaah, haaah, haaah.
00:36:33Uh-hu-hu-hu, haaah.
00:36:35Haaah, gondi, da-da, Rian.
00:36:40Ah, inaud.
00:36:44Here, kiri-kiri.
00:36:48Haaah, haaah.
00:36:50Haaah, beruda, beruda.
00:36:53Ha, haaah.
00:36:54Like in the inside, it's really good.
00:36:56It's really good.
00:36:58What do you think about it?
00:37:06Where if we just walk around?
00:37:08Can't we walk around?
00:37:10Just walk around.
00:37:24You win.
00:37:27Yes!
00:37:28Menang gue.
00:37:32Berset.
00:37:33Di semua lapor beneran.
00:37:34Iyo!
00:37:35Di semua-semuanya.
00:37:43Nah, kaya.
00:37:45Jangan-jangan.
00:37:52Jangan!
00:37:53Dikun, tidak!
00:37:57Tidak, Mbak.
00:37:58Tidak, Mbak.
00:37:59Tidak, Mbak.
00:38:00Tidak, Mbak.
00:38:07Tidak.
00:38:08Tidak, Mbak.
00:38:17Mama isiapkan dengan menang!
00:38:19Ayo!
00:38:20Y,...
00:38:22Ayo.
00:38:23Eh!
00:38:24Apun, ya?
00:38:29Aku takut akut.
00:38:30Apun...
00:38:31Jangan dong opas.
00:38:32Tidakரt.
00:38:33Tidak cetakopnya.
00:38:35Satu.
00:38:36Dua...
00:38:37Tiii...
00:38:38Woah!
00:38:44Waduh? Waduh? Waduh?
00:38:48Waduh? Riyadh?
00:38:50Yadh! Yadh! Yadh! Yadh! Kaku!
00:38:55Timpogi diir!
00:38:57Waduh?
00:39:07Minggu depan? Sama saya lagi, ya?
00:39:10Jangan! Jangan maaf!
00:39:18Bonus!
00:39:27Uh, lemes ya? Masih lemes nggak, sayang?
00:39:34Enak!
00:39:37Mau lagi?
00:39:42Heidi, lihat deh!
00:39:44Berundung ekor sampe lemes!
00:39:46Kasiat lu! Cucuk!
00:39:48Thank you, ya!
00:39:49Wisturuh bincang!
00:39:51Aduh!
00:39:59Gus, kayaknya tanpa gua sadarin gua udah gak perlu jangka lagi deh!
00:40:02Hah?
00:40:04Lu serius nggak perjakaian?
00:40:06Lu ngasih keperjakaan lu sama tukang sumo, Yan?
00:40:09Gimana Gus? Gua tuh diperkosa, Gus!
00:40:12Lu diperkosa, Yan?
00:40:14Gua aduin dia ke Komnasam!
00:40:16Eh, lu kemana lu? Ntar diperkosa lagi!
00:40:19Eh!
00:40:20Diperkosa, Yan!
00:40:21Amit-amit gua!
00:40:23Nih ya, keperjakaan gua cuma gua kasih nanti sama istri gua!
00:40:28Eh, lu lagian sih jadi berondong tuh harus yang pinter!
00:40:33Ah, lu...
00:40:35Gimana Gus?
00:40:36Aduh, gila temen gua!
00:40:38Sakit banget ya, Yan?
00:40:49Ah, ini dia nih yang gua tunggu-tunggu!
00:41:04Ah, ini dia nih yang gua tunggu-tunggu!
00:41:06Hah?
00:41:07Pengalaman gua pertama kali!
00:41:08Sama seksi mam!
00:41:09Oh, yes!
00:41:10Hehehe!
00:41:11Hehehe!
00:41:12Ah, ini dia nih yang gua tunggu-tunggu!
00:41:16Hah?
00:41:17Pengalaman gua pertama kali!
00:41:19Sama seksi mam!
00:41:20Oh, yes!
00:41:22Hehehe!
00:41:23Hehehe!
00:41:24Ike!
00:41:25Hehehe!
00:41:26Hehehe!
00:41:27Hehehe!
00:41:28Hehehe!
00:41:29Hehehe!
00:41:30Hehehe!
00:41:31Hehehehe!
00:41:32Gimana sih?
00:41:34There ya, gua!
00:41:35Hehehe!
00:41:36So, let's go!
00:41:40I can't even kill him!
00:41:42I can't even kill him!
00:41:44I'm so sorry!
00:41:46I can't kill him!
00:41:48I can't kill him!
00:41:50I can't kill him!
00:41:52I can't kill him!
00:41:54You're a germany!
00:41:56Oh!
00:41:58Oh, I can't kill him!
00:42:00Oh, that's the one who has killed him!
00:42:02I can't kill you!
00:42:04Oh, that's the one!
00:42:06It's in the middle, Mam Nis!
00:42:08Aduh!
00:42:09I'm afraid, Mam Nis!
00:42:11I'm not going to die, Mam Nis!
00:42:13I'm going to die!
00:42:14I'm going to die, Mam Nis!
00:42:15I'm going to die, Mam Nis!
00:42:17I'm going to die, Mam Nis!
00:42:19I'm going to die, Mam Nis!
00:42:31Meskipun gagal bercinta dengan seksi, Mam,
00:42:34Jajak tetap bisa menikmati fantasi terliarnya menjadi nyata.
00:42:47Namun, jadi ibu buat anak sebesar dan berbulu seperti Jajak bukan fantasi Anis.
00:42:59Jadi cuma ada satu jalan keluar.
00:43:01Aduh!
00:43:08Gimana sih?
00:43:11Niatnya cari perhatian, malah diusir.
00:43:17Gimana sih?
00:43:27Gue gak percaya.
00:43:29Udah gak perjakan lagi.
00:43:32Gimana masa depan gue?
00:43:39Eh, Gen.
00:43:41Emangnya lu yakin kalo lu udah diginiin sama si badak hutang?
00:43:47Hmm?
00:43:49Terus gimana cari taunya?
00:43:55Ya kita harus tanya sama orang yang paling ahli dan berpengalaman masalah burung.
00:43:59Hmm.
00:44:00Cinta, Cinta.
00:44:14Menurut Tinta sih, temennya kayaknya masih ting-ting deh.
00:44:19Hah?
00:44:20Masih oke?
00:44:21Iya.
00:44:25Senang ya?
00:44:26Eh, tapi Cinta, kalo mau dites sama Tinta sih, boleh juga.
00:44:30Mau gak?
00:44:31Kok takut sih?
00:44:32Bagus aja, bagus.
00:44:33Bagus aja, bagus.
00:44:34Bagus, yang mana nih?
00:44:35Jajak!
00:44:36Jajak!
00:44:37Jajak!
00:44:38Jajak!
00:44:39Jajak!
00:44:40Jajak!
00:44:41Jajak!
00:44:42Ah!
00:44:43Ah!
00:44:44Ah!
00:44:45Ah!
00:44:46Jajak!
00:44:47Ah!
00:44:48Ah!
00:44:49Ah!
00:44:51Bi, mau makan di rumah gak ya Bi?
00:44:53Ah!
00:44:54Enggak, non.
00:44:55Katanya Endoro Putri mau makan di cafe.
00:45:23Aku nggak kau ada, cách ini?
00:45:24Apaan nih?
00:45:25Siapa ini untuk perempuan cuci mobil dibalik.
00:45:38Kira-kira mau lah.
00:45:39Hai!
00:45:41Ah!
00:45:42Hmm.
00:45:43Ah!
00:45:44Ah!
00:45:45Apaan nih?
00:45:46Siapa ini untuk perempuan cuci mobil dibalik kira-ena maulas?
00:45:50stop!
00:45:51I'm going to find out what he is.
00:45:57Hey! Don't worry!
00:45:59Here you go!
00:46:01Why?
00:46:03Do you have a problem?
00:46:05I'm going to tell you,
00:46:07my husband and I didn't want to do this,
00:46:09and my husband also helped me.
00:46:11And all of this, all of this is my husband.
00:46:13If you don't have a problem,
00:46:15you don't have to take care of yourself.
00:46:17You don't have to take care of yourself.
00:46:19You don't have to take care of yourself.
00:46:21You don't have to take care of yourself.
00:46:23I'm going to take care of yourself.
00:46:25Don't do it!
00:46:27I'm going to take care of yourself!
00:46:29Stop! Stop!
00:46:31Stop!
00:46:43You're not like that.
00:46:47You're so sexy.
00:46:49You're so happy to see people.
00:46:51Where are people?
00:46:53What are people?
00:46:55What are you?
00:46:57This is the one!
00:46:59This is the one!
00:47:01That's the one!
00:47:03You're the one!
00:47:05You're the one!
00:47:07You're the one!
00:47:09You're the one!
00:47:11Why do you want to take care of yourself?
00:47:13But...
00:47:15But...
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00:50:30No, but we don't need you anymore, so you don't need to go here today.
00:50:38Yes, I'm from Australia.
00:51:00Come on, Tante.
00:51:02We're asking for health.
00:51:04What's your ability?
00:51:06What's your ability, Tante?
00:51:07Yes, Tante.
00:51:08We're all showing that if we can,
00:51:10we're going to be far away from that person.
00:51:14Yes, Tante.
00:51:15Really?
00:51:17Yes.
00:51:18Huh.
00:51:20Okay, guys, games on.
00:51:23I love competition.
00:51:30Oh, we're going to play.
00:51:33Oh, yeah!
00:51:37I don't know.
00:51:38I just want to go.
00:51:40I just want to go.
00:51:42I just want to go.
00:51:44I'm sorry.
00:51:46Let's go.
00:51:48Let's go.
00:51:50Let's go.
00:51:53Woooo!
00:52:23If you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human, if you want to be a human
00:52:53What did the outcome?
00:52:55Up onto the ramp,
00:52:57three burns,
00:53:00and the RKA,
00:53:01whatever?
00:53:04Too much, Eric.
00:53:06We're sure to do it.
00:53:08What are we trying to do this?
00:53:10If we are three,
00:53:11we're the best in the air.
00:53:13About the air!
00:53:15Okay? Okay?
00:53:17Okay?
00:53:23Okay, okay.
00:53:25Okay.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:29First, your age is 25.
00:53:31And you can't say it again.
00:53:33Second, maybe it's our journey.
00:53:35Just to find money with a normal way.
00:53:37And I don't need to talk to you again.
00:53:53Hello.
00:53:55Rian, kayaknya udah waktunya deh.
00:53:59Aku kenalin kamu sama mamaku.
00:54:01Mau kan?
00:54:03Jadi kita udah gak perlu backstreet lagi nih?
00:54:07Iya, makanya.
00:54:09Aku mau kenalin kamu malam ini.
00:54:11Bisa dateng ya?
00:54:13Iya, iya. Aku pasti dateng kok.
00:54:17Yes!
00:54:19Apa kata gue? Semua jalan udah kebuka.
00:54:21Tika udah menerima gue padanya.
00:54:23Yes!
00:54:27Lu enak ya, seneng.
00:54:29Nah kita nih nasibnya gimana?
00:54:31Duit kagak ada.
00:54:33Cewek juga kagak punya.
00:54:35Tenang aja.
00:54:37Suatu saat kalian pasti dapet kok cewek kayak Tika.
00:54:39Yaudah deh, sop.
00:54:41Yah, Gus siap-siap dulu.
00:54:49Ternyata bener, Gus.
00:54:51Apa kata Tante Inul?
00:54:53Kalau orang susah tuh sama-sama, Gus.
00:54:55Eh, giliran udah pada seneng.
00:54:59Lupa semuanya.
00:55:03Lu pernah main sama Inul, Ja?
00:55:05Lupa semuanya.
00:55:07Lupa semuanya.
00:55:09Aku harus minta mama biar gak pergi.
00:55:11Kalo enggak pasti dia keliuran sama temen-temennya.
00:55:13Aku harus minta mama biar gak pergi.
00:55:15Kalo enggak pasti dia keliuran sama temen-temennya.
00:55:17Hehehe.
00:55:19Hehehe.
00:55:21Hehehe.
00:55:23Hello semuanya.
00:55:25Hehehe.
00:55:27Hehehe.
00:55:29Hehehe.
00:55:31Hehehe.
00:55:33Hehehe.
00:55:35Hehehe.
00:55:37Hello semuanya.
00:55:39Hehehe.
00:55:41Hehehe.
00:55:43Hehehe.
00:55:45Hehehe.
00:55:47Hehehe.
00:55:49Hehehe.
00:55:50Hehehe.
00:55:51Hehehe.
00:55:52Kお願い inip pacara Kurian.
00:55:59May'am.
00:56:00Kurian?
00:56:01Ya.
00:56:19What's your picket?
00:56:21What's your picket?
00:56:23What's your picket?
00:56:25What's your picket?
00:56:27It's not about good or not, but he doesn't fit with you.
00:56:31He doesn't fit.
00:56:33And Mama tells you that you should put him together.
00:56:35Ma, I don't know what's wrong.
00:56:39Mama only needs one minute to read the skills of someone.
00:56:43She doesn't want to read the book.
00:56:45No!
00:56:47One minute!
00:56:49One minute!
00:56:51Coba kalau Mama bisa ngeluangin waktu lebih buat Tika,
00:56:53dan bukannya arisan sama teman-teman Mama,
00:56:55Mama bisa kenal sama orang-orang Tika sayang,
00:56:57dan nggak nuduh sembarangan kayak gini.
00:56:59Mama nggak suka sama pacar Tika.
00:57:01Tika nggak suka sama teman-teman Mama.
00:57:03Tika tahu semuanya, Ma.
00:57:05Tika lihat Mama berantem sama teman-teman isu di cafe.
00:57:09Rian mulia jelek di mata Mama.
00:57:11Tapi setengahnya Rian nggak pernah bikin Tika malu.
00:57:13Kayak Mama bikin Tika malu.
00:57:17Hmm.
00:57:19Hmm.
00:57:20Hmm.
00:57:21Hmm.
00:57:22Hmm.
00:57:23Hmm. Tika.
00:57:24Di cafe itu kan tante misu duluan yang mulai.
00:57:27Ma!
00:57:28Dewasa dong!
00:57:29Lembur sang tuhan-tuhan anyway-
00:57:32cupang?
00:57:34No.
00:57:48Hmm.
00:57:49Hmm.
00:57:50Hmm.
00:57:51Huh?
00:57:53Huh?
00:57:54다干 Broca?
00:57:55I'm sorry.
00:57:57I'm sorry.
00:57:59I'm sorry.
00:58:01I'm sorry.
00:58:03I'm sorry.
00:58:05I'm sorry.
00:58:07I'm sorry.
00:58:09I'm sorry.
00:58:11I'm sorry.
00:58:13I'm sorry.
00:58:15I'm sorry.
00:58:17I don't know why Mama is so angry with you.
00:58:19Because he didn't know you.
00:58:21He didn't know you.
00:58:23It's okay.
00:58:25I'm sorry.
00:58:31But I want to do a divorce.
00:58:33I want to show Mama
00:58:35that you're not like the idea.
00:58:41You want to do a divorce with me?
00:58:51I want to do a divorce.
00:58:53I want to do a divorce.
00:58:55I want to do a divorce.
00:58:57Mama Suki,
00:58:59nanti kamu dimarahin lagi kalau kelamaan di luar.
00:59:01Sob.
00:59:03How are you?
00:59:17Poor father and son are so beautiful.
00:59:21I'm the most happy.
00:59:23You are not like that.
00:59:25Oh, come on.
00:59:27I don't think so, Yann.
00:59:30Why do you want to die like that, Yann?
00:59:33While Tika is clear that she wants to marry with you.
00:59:37I'll stay with you for the time.
00:59:39Until Tante Lolita tells me what I work for.
00:59:45After that...
00:59:47I don't know what to do to me anymore.
00:59:57You don't want to cry, Yann.
01:00:03Where the girl can't cry, Yann.
01:00:06The girl has to cry.
01:00:09Gus, Gus said you don't cry.
01:00:12Why are you going to cry?
01:00:14Gus, why are you crying?
01:00:17I'm not crying, Gus.
01:00:20Why are you crying, Gus?
01:00:22You have to cry, Yann.
01:00:24I'm not crying.
01:00:27I'm crying.
01:00:29I'm crying.
01:00:36Tika, bukain dong.
01:00:38Ma!
01:00:39Kenapa sih Mama nggak bisa kayak Mama-Mama yang lain?
01:00:41Tika, kamu kan mestinya bersyukur.
01:00:44Punya Mama masih muda, cantik, kinclong, masih gaul.
01:00:48Eh, Tika.
01:00:50Kita tuh sebenernya bisa ngobrol bareng.
01:00:53Sekali-sekali disco.
01:00:55Ayuh, asik kan.
01:00:56Gosip.
01:00:57Shopee nih.
01:00:58Shopee nih.
01:00:59Shopee selu Tika.
01:01:00Kita bisa jadi BFF.
01:01:02Best Friend Forever.
01:01:04Ma!
01:01:05Aku nggak butuh best friend, Ma!
01:01:07Aku butuh Ibu!
01:01:09Oh!
01:01:10Ison-Allah.
01:01:11Ha?
01:01:12Ah!
01:01:13You
01:01:25Huh
01:01:29Oh
01:01:33Kasih tau ya sama rian teman kamu itu
01:01:36Kok berani beraninya macarin anak saya ha
01:01:40Sorry Tante
01:01:41Nggak segampang itu
01:01:42What do you mean it?
01:01:44I want to tell you what your work is.
01:01:48Yes, yes, yes.
01:01:50If that, we can tell you what's going on Aris and Tante.
01:01:54So, what do you want?
01:01:56You want blackmail?
01:01:58Blackmail, what do you want?
01:02:00All right, Tante.
01:02:02If you have a relationship with Tika and Tante ganggu,
01:02:04we're going to tell you all about Tika.
01:02:06And also to other Tante's friends.
01:02:08And we're going to make money.
01:02:101 juta.
01:02:12Eh, 10 juta?
01:02:14Kebanyakan.
01:02:1610 juta, Tante.
01:02:18What?
01:02:20Ini namanya pemerasan ya.
01:02:22Jangan macem-macem ya.
01:02:24Ya udah, saya kasih tau orang-orang nih.
01:02:26Uncat.
01:02:28Oke.
01:02:3010 juta sih kalau buat Tante tuh,
01:02:32gak ada artinya.
01:02:34Uangnya kalian ambil nanti malam.
01:02:38Ya.
01:02:40Eh.
01:02:42Gak ada yang gratis.
01:02:44Maksudnya kita harus bayar Tante.
01:02:46Eh, gimana sih?
01:02:47Masa ngambil duit?
01:02:48Masa bayar paket?
01:02:49Bahan ya.
01:02:50Nanti malam kalian mesti temenin Tante dong.
01:02:52On.
01:02:56Gak mau geng sih kita.
01:02:58Kemarin kita dipecat.
01:03:00Sekarang kita dipanggil lagi.
01:03:02Oke.
01:03:03Pengecatan ditunda satu hari.
01:03:05Boleh.
01:03:06Hehehe.
01:03:07Oke Tante.
01:03:08Hehehe.
01:03:09Kemarin obat-obat liang masih ada Gus.
01:03:10Asik.
01:03:11Oke.
01:03:12Hehehe.
01:03:13Pagi malam Tante ya.
01:03:15Uh.
01:03:1610 juta gak?
01:03:18Hehehe.
01:03:19Gak apa-apa Gus.
01:03:2010 juta gak nanti.
01:03:22Hehehe.
01:03:24Heret.
01:03:25Gila.
01:03:26Anak seumur gue.
01:03:27Berani-berani meres gue.
01:03:28Hah?
01:03:29Hehehe.
01:03:30Rosa!
01:03:31Rosa!
01:03:32Ini kok belum dikencangin sih?
01:03:35Hehehe.
01:03:37Hah.
01:03:51Eh Yan.
01:03:52Udah lu tenang aja Yan.
01:03:54Urusan lu sama Tika udah kita beresin.
01:03:56Iya.
01:03:57Maksud gue.
01:03:58Tadi kita udah ngomong ke Tante Lolita.
01:04:00Kalo sampe dia ngeganggu hubungan lu sama si Tika.
01:04:02Kita bakal operin dia ke orang-orang.
01:04:04Kalo dia itu suka ada sana ulang berondok.
01:04:06Plus kita dapet 10 juta.
01:04:08Nanti malem bisa diambil di hotel.
01:04:10Lo padahal udah gila ya.
01:04:12Itu kan namanya blackmail.
01:04:14Eh Yan.
01:04:15Mau blackmail kayak mau apa kayak namanya.
01:04:17Tapi kan ini demi cinta Yan.
01:04:19Eh denger ya.
01:04:20Gue tuh gak mau pacaran dengan cara kayak gini.
01:04:22Backstreetnya tuh udah menderita.
01:04:24Eh mana lu tambah dengan nge-blackmail nyokapnya Tika.
01:04:27Sinting apa dan itu.
01:04:30Eh Yan kita ngakuin ini buat lu Yan.
01:04:32Buat dapet diit juga Yan.
01:04:37Pas.
01:04:42Hey ladies.
01:04:44Kenapa sih kok mukanya pada gitu.
01:04:47Ini bukan masalah uang.
01:04:49Sepuluh jeti berapa sih.
01:04:51Kan kecil cuma buat kita ngafe makan siang doang.
01:04:54Ya kita juga tau bukan masalah uang secara kita gitu loh.
01:04:58Hau ha.
01:05:00Yang penting.
01:05:01Abis malam ini kan kita bisa tenang.
01:05:03Kita bisa istirahat.
01:05:04Kita tetep cantik.
01:05:05Tetep seksi.
01:05:06Ya kan.
01:05:07Yang penting.
01:05:09Hehehe.
01:05:10Dengan bodi semelohemu itu.
01:05:12Misi rahasia kita tetep sukses.
01:05:15Biar Tika 180 derajat berbeda dengan ibunya.
01:05:20Namun apel gak akan jatuh jauh dari pohonnya.
01:05:23Rasa penasaran Tika sama dengan Lolita.
01:05:26Di kamar ini ya.
01:05:28Bener.
01:05:29Ini 632.
01:05:30Wah.
01:05:31Ini kesempatan terakhir kita Gus.
01:05:34Masih bener-bener dinikmati sih.
01:05:36Hehehe.
01:05:37Gue ngomong tau 10 juta gue mau beli mobil.
01:05:40Hehehe.
01:05:41Beli mobil 10 juta.
01:05:42Ih gak cukup.
01:05:43Gak cukup.
01:05:44Hehehe.
01:05:45Kalo gitu gue bikin empang lele.
01:05:47Hehehe.
01:05:48Hehehe.
01:05:49Ketuk.
01:05:50Oke.
01:05:57Hola.
01:05:58Hello.
01:05:59Hola.
01:06:00Hehehe.
01:06:01Hehehe.
01:06:02Hehehe.
01:06:03Hehehe.
01:06:04Hehehe.
01:06:05Hehehe.
01:06:06Hehehe.
01:06:07Hehehe.
01:06:08You masuk ke dalam dong.
01:06:10Hehehe.
01:06:11Duitnya Tante.
01:06:12Hehehe.
01:06:13Hehehe.
01:06:14Hehehe.
01:06:15Hehehe.
01:06:16Iyaya.
01:06:17Duitnya sih ada di dalam.
01:06:18Tapi kan kita mau main-main dulu.
01:06:20Hehehe.
01:06:21Main-main, Gus.
01:06:22Hehehe.
01:06:23Hehehe.
01:06:24Haha.
01:06:25Hehehe.
01:06:26Oke.
01:06:27Oh.
01:06:28Hahaha.
01:06:29Musik.
01:06:30Oh.
01:06:31Hahaha.
01:06:32Uh.
01:06:33Oh.
01:06:34Hahaha.
01:06:35Sama-sama.
01:06:36Ii.
01:06:37Sama-sama.
01:06:38Hehehe, hehehe
01:06:40Hehehe
01:06:42Hehehe
01:06:44Hehehe
01:06:46Hehehe
01:06:48Ha?
01:06:50Hehehe
01:06:52Hehehe
01:06:54Hehehe
01:06:56Ha?
01:06:58Hehehe
01:07:00Kok pake borgol, Tante?
01:07:02Bekai di film-film, Gus
01:07:04Pake borgol, tipe pasrah udah
01:07:06Hehehe
01:07:08Kampanya tadi mau main-mainin Tante
01:07:10Hehehe
01:07:12Kita
01:07:14Panja Tebing
01:07:16Panja Tebing?
01:07:18Kita main sepeda-sepedaan
01:07:20Jadi
01:07:22Tante naik di atas kalian berdua
01:07:24Hehehe
01:07:26Tapi kan keringet
01:07:28Tan, jodoh bajunya mesti dibuka
01:07:30Hehehe
01:07:32Gak masalah Tante
01:07:34Hehehe
01:07:36Kita terimu aja
01:07:38Hehehe
01:07:40Hehehe
01:07:42Kita mau main
01:07:44Kancil-kancilan
01:07:46Hehehe
01:07:48Hehehe
01:07:50Tante, Tante
01:07:52Hehehe
01:07:54Gak boleh
01:07:56Makal
01:07:57Kancil
01:07:58Kancil mesti dia borgol
01:08:00Hehehe
01:08:02Hehehe
01:08:04Hehehe
01:08:06Hehehe
01:08:08Hehehe
01:08:10Berondong-berondong garing ini
01:08:12Jin harus kita kasih pelacaran
01:08:14Karena coba memeras kita, Jin
01:08:16Menurut Jin
01:08:18Gak masalah
01:08:20Gak masalah
01:08:21Gak masalah
01:08:22Inih pelacaran buat kalian
01:08:24AAAAAAAAAAAA
01:08:26Yeaaaaaaah
01:08:28Gak kena
01:08:30Gak kena
01:08:31Hehehe
01:08:32Hehehe
01:08:33Gak masalah
01:08:34Hehehe
01:08:35Awas
01:08:36Awas ya
01:08:37WAKASA
01:08:38YAAA
01:08:39AONU
01:08:40Yes, yes, yes!
01:08:42Yeah, I know you got to let's go!
01:08:43Hey!
01:08:45I want to go!
01:08:46I want to go to bro!
01:08:47Yes, yes.
01:08:48Let's go!
01:08:49Yes!
01:08:51Don't hit me, Don't hit me!
01:08:53Hey.
01:08:53Ready!
01:08:54Come on, come on, come on!
01:09:24Oh, my God.
01:09:54Oh, my God.
01:10:24Oh, my God.
01:10:54Oh, my God.
01:11:24Oh, my God.
01:11:55Kalau misalkan saya akan nge-blackmail tante, ataupun ngebongkar rahasia tante, tante Heidi, ataupun tante-tante lainnya.
01:12:04Dan saya janji, mulai sekarang saya gak akan datang ke dalam kehidupan tante lagi.
01:12:12Karena saya sekarang sadar kalau uang itu bukanlah segala.
01:12:25Permisi, tante.
01:12:35Jauh-jauh dari aku.
01:12:37Kamu sama kayak Mama kayak Papa.
01:12:41Kamu janji sama aku.
01:12:43Aku bohong.
01:12:45Tiga.
01:12:46Tiga.
01:12:47Tiga.
01:12:49Tiga.
01:12:50Tiga.
01:12:51Tiga.
01:12:52Vika!
01:13:04You?
01:13:09You're not going to get away from me.
01:13:11Oh.
01:13:21Oops.
01:13:39Ow!
01:13:41Oh.
01:13:43Oh.
01:13:45Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh!
01:13:47Apaan ini?
01:13:48Loh!
01:13:49Gua ada kamera segala!
01:13:50Gua ada kamera!
01:13:51Ini siapa?
01:13:52Loh, kamu bawa TV ya?
01:13:53Hei!
01:13:54Kamu pamerasan!
01:13:55Kami sedang...
01:13:56...membuat liputan interogasi tentang fenomena berondong di Ibu Kota.
01:13:59Rado.
01:14:00Loh, maksudnya apa?
01:14:02Loh!
01:14:03Kamu bukan jembatannya si Mischa!
01:14:05Saya wartawan.
01:14:06Dan saya bukan 18.
01:14:07Tapi 30.
01:14:08I'm going to teach you!
01:14:12You're going to kill me!
01:14:14You're going to kill me!
01:14:16You're going to kill me!
01:14:30Thank you for the show.
01:14:32You can take honor in front of me.
01:14:35Hey, bro.
01:14:38You're going to kill me.
01:14:44I don't want honor.
01:14:49I'm going to ask you.
01:14:51Please don't take a picture of Lolita.
01:14:54Or call her on TV.
01:15:04Deal.
01:15:06What's the matter?
01:15:08I've got what I need.
01:15:14Hi darling. How are you today?
01:15:16Hi honey. I'm fine.
01:15:20Hey, do you steal our appointment?
01:15:24Yes.
01:15:25Okay, let's go.
01:15:26I'm fine.
01:15:28I'm fine.
01:15:29I'm fine.
01:15:30I'm fine.
01:15:32You're fine.
01:15:34I'm fine.
01:15:36I think your mom is fine.
01:15:37I'm fine.
01:15:38I'm fine.
01:15:39I'm fine.
01:15:40I'm fine.
01:15:41I'm fine.
01:15:42I'm fine.
01:15:43I'm fine.
01:15:44I'm fine.
01:15:45I'm fine.
01:15:47I'm fine.
01:15:48I'm fine.
01:15:49I'm fine.
01:15:50I'm fine.
01:15:51I'm fine.
01:15:53I'm fine.
01:15:54I'm fine.
01:15:56I'm fine.
01:15:58I really do not care.
01:15:59I am a part of the Brondong that became the end of the town of Tantu.
01:16:13That's not the choice of my life.
01:16:16But I am a part of the Kada.
01:16:29I am a part of the Kada.
01:16:33Mama, I want you to know.
01:16:38Actually, with Rian and Rian, there is no longer a problem.
01:16:44Rian is the one who has taken care of our children.
01:16:59I am a part of the Kada.
01:17:02Maafin mama ya sayang.
01:17:32My husband and husband can go soon, but my mother is only you.
01:17:45And my mother doesn't want you to lose you, darling.
01:18:02Sayang Mama.
01:18:22Semarah-marahnya Tika dengan ibunya, tapi ia tahu kalau semua ini sudah merupakan hukuman yang sangat berat buat Lolita.
01:18:32Perjalanan Lolita dan Tika menjadi pasangan ibu dan anak ideal masih panjang, tapi semua perjalanan butuh awalan.
01:18:42Sementara itu, buat tante-tante lain, mereka gak pernah kehabisan acara.
01:18:52Tanpa arisan Brondong, aksi liar mereka ternyata tetap lanjut.
01:19:02Lian, aku mau ngembalikan gelang ini.
01:19:09Lian, aku mau ngembalikan gelang ini.
01:19:14Lian, aku mau ngembalikan gelang ini.
01:19:20Lian, aku mau ngembalikan gelang ini.
01:19:22Lian, kalau kamu mau jalan lagi sama aku, kamu harus bisa tunjukin kamu beliin aku gelang itu, tapi dengan cara yang halal.
01:19:30Oh ya, minggu depan aku ulang tahun yang ke-19. Berarti, aku lebih tua dari kamu. Dan kamu bisa jadi berundang aku.
01:19:40Yes!
01:20:05Hahaha
01:20:08Tau-tau Saja
01:20:32I'm not a kid.
01:20:34I'm not a kid.
01:20:50I'm not a kid.
01:20:54Oh God.
01:21:02No gorgeous
01:21:18I can see, she just said to me
01:21:23That he's knocking
01:21:24He's helping I
01:21:26I'm sorry.
01:21:28I'm sorry.
01:21:30What?
01:21:32Can I see?
01:21:409 seconds.
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