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00:00You own all the labels from the stores, always fly from head to tell, you got money to buy
00:11anything you want, but your attitude is funky like a skull, always fly from head to tell,
00:24you got money to buy anything you want.
00:27This is the perfect croquet day.
00:32You know, this is like the wedding rehearsal.
00:35When we got married in May in Tuscany, it was only with 13 people, including ourselves.
00:42So we decided to renew our vows because I really wanted to wear my wedding dress again.
00:49That's the real reason.
00:51Tracy is one of my oldest, closest friends.
00:54She's also an ordained wedding officiant.
00:58It's so fancy.
00:59And Taja is my maid of honor.
01:03I am actually very honored to be her fifth maid of honor.
01:09I wonder who's going to be the sixth.
01:11We thought we'd have a little fun and play some croquet first.
01:15Tracy and I are very competitive.
01:17We are.
01:18Now, I'm the crowd shaker.
01:19I'm the game changer.
01:20I do it now.
01:21They all do it later.
01:22For all the haters, go get your cake up.
01:23No one no popping, copping no steak up.
01:25I do it now.
01:26They all do it later.
01:27Vice for the haters, go get your cake up.
01:29Good God.
01:30Ooh.
01:31So, the key to this is just to put it in front of here, right?
01:34So I can knock you right out.
01:36When I come through, they know what to do.
01:39Queen and the G, you better make room.
01:41They smellin' bang all in my perfume.
01:43Yeah, it's my time.
01:44Yeah, I'm in bloom.
01:45Don't miss, huh?
01:46Aw.
01:47Almost.
01:48Oh, so close.
01:50The wedding's off.
01:53Can we just call me the winner?
01:55I didn't get to go two times.
01:57We have to go to the tasting.
02:01I'm not happy unless I win.
02:07I'm super excited for the wedding.
02:09Thank you guys for participating.
02:11So we have the most beautiful boat.
02:13So it is.
02:14In case anybody wants to buy it, it's 25 million.
02:21Hey.
02:22How is everybody today?
02:23Amazing.
02:24You have a wonderful tasting.
02:26We've got a lot of food for you.
02:28Candied pecan and goat cheese grape.
02:30I don't eat nuts.
02:32Okay, that's got nuts.
02:34Chinese pancakes, carrots, cabbage, and duck.
02:37Beautiful presentation.
02:39I don't eat carrots.
02:40I eat purple carrots.
02:41I just don't like orange carrots.
02:42Goat cheese and poblano, quesadillas.
02:45Very good.
02:46To me, they may be like a little big.
02:49Ajit crusted, tuna, tacos.
02:52What a lot of nice flavors there.
02:54Mmm.
02:55I won't eat it, but I'm not allergic to them.
02:57Nantucket pan-seared scallops.
03:00Mmm.
03:01That is delicious.
03:02I think those actually taste tough.
03:05Miso glazed salmon.
03:07We have our tenderloin.
03:09Delicious.
03:10I feel that it was definitely chewy.
03:14Oh!
03:15That looks beautiful.
03:17Grab a drink inside.
03:18Go inside and have a drink.
03:20I can't wait for your wedding.
03:23I'm so excited.
03:24Are you excited?
03:25Yeah, I'm very excited.
03:26Good.
03:27It's gonna be so beautiful with the hoopa and the duck.
03:29I love that.
03:30I'm very excited.
03:31I love that idea.
03:32Okay, now wait.
03:33What do you think about Rosalyn and Gail?
03:37Like, what is this new duo with the passing of the baton and the Rolodex and Book of Legacy?
03:46I don't know the Book of Legacy.
03:47Are you in that too?
03:48I don't think so.
03:49Oh, Gail is in that?
03:50I guess so.
03:51And Rosalyn is gonna be in there next?
03:52I don't know.
03:53Watching Rosalyn and Gail is like watching an SNL skit.
03:57I thought that they were gonna take out their batons and do a whole act.
04:01Gail strokes Rosalyn's ego.
04:04It's like she's jerking her off all day.
04:06It is a lot of self-love going back and forth.
04:09The name dropping and it's just...
04:12She could lose the name dropping.
04:13Yeah.
04:14I mean, she's very nice, Gail.
04:15She's very nice.
04:16I'm good with her.
04:17I'm not good with Maria.
04:19She said some things to me on the boat which were so off.
04:25She said, you know, sometimes you can be a...
04:30A what?
04:33AH.
04:36An asshole?
04:37Yeah.
04:38Oh, my God.
04:39And I was like, really?
04:40For a second, I thought she meant airhead.
04:42But then I said, no, she must have called her an asshole.
04:46And then she stuck her breasts in my face.
04:48I can't believe I missed that steamboating or motorboating, whatever it is.
04:52I mean, first of all, they're so fake and they're so huge.
04:55I just want to pop them like they're a balloon.
04:56It was so classless.
04:57I've never been that mortified in my entire life.
05:00She just sexually assaulted me with her breasts.
05:03I don't know what motorboating is.
05:05I don't use that vocabulary.
05:06Neither do I.
05:07I don't feel like she belongs in our group.
05:11You are judged by the company you keep, and I don't want to keep her company.
05:16Do you?
05:17I really don't.
05:46Oh, my God, you guys.
05:48Oh, my God, I love you.
05:50Jake, welcome to your jungle.
05:57Oh, God, this is beautiful.
05:59This is the first public place that I ever fucking DJed.
06:02I'm throwing a party to celebrate my new single, Driving Me Insane.
06:05And I loved that because it was a DJ event and it wasn't within the charity circuit that I was allowed to have fun with it.
06:12So I decided that I really wanted to push the envelope and go really cheeky.
06:28The queen of the jungle.
06:31Fabulous.
06:32I can't be the queen of Plan B, so I'll be the queen of the jungle tonight.
06:35You are. You're both.
06:36Do it for everyone.
06:37Do it for everyone.
06:38Oh, God.
06:40Okay.
06:41You look handsome.
06:43This is Lou.
06:44Her fifth husband.
06:47This is my second husband.
06:49I'm forever a bride.
06:50That's my theme tonight.
06:52And then the dominatrix.
06:53Is she really a dominatrix?
06:55Depends on the theme.
06:56We're working on it.
06:58Can you reach us that bunch of bananas, please?
07:02Our specialty cocktail tonight, the double tea tree.
07:05Okay.
07:06Can we please have champagne?
07:07But real champagne?
07:08Yes.
07:09Not Prosecco.
07:10Okay.
07:11How big of a bite can you take?
07:12One, two, three.
07:14Okay.
07:15Can I ask you a quick question?
07:16Sure.
07:17Sure.
07:18You think that Maria was, like, seeking attention when she cried at your house?
07:33Well, it's a little bit more complicated than that.
07:36But I don't think it was attention-seeking.
07:37If at her age, she can't control her emotions, then she and I are never going to be friends.
07:45Because that was so self-centered, narcissistic, and rude.
07:49I think there's two sides.
07:50I think there's two sides.
07:51Oh, no, no.
07:52To everyone.
07:53I'm sorry.
07:54There's no other side.
07:55Amina, defend her all you want.
07:57She's making it hard for me to want to enjoy her company.
08:00At all.
08:01All right, people, listen up.
08:04Palm Beach After Dark, please join me in welcoming the heartbeat of tonight's celebration,
08:12the artist at the center of it, DJ Tumbles.
08:15She has a slave with her.
08:35Which one is Tumbles?
08:37Right here in a bra.
08:39What the heck?
08:40A slave on a leash?
08:46I've never seen anything like that before.
08:48No.
08:49I have no association with that whatsoever.
08:51Never.
08:52Never.
08:53Never.
08:54Never.
08:55In my life.
08:56Never.
08:57No.
08:59Never.
09:00I've lost it.
09:02I can't do this.
09:04Hillary, hold my hand.
09:07I can't.
09:08I can't.
09:09I feel like I'm Hillary.
09:10We're Palm Beach.
09:11We know Grasco.
09:12Yeah!
09:13I just thought it was disgusting.
09:14Definitely a desperate cry for attention.
09:16It's like the whole thing, you know, was like an S&M party, not a record launch party.
09:34Palm Beach will not really take that too well.
09:37Right.
09:38We take turns.
09:39We take turns.
09:40We take turns.
09:41We take turns.
09:42We take turns.
09:43We take turns.
09:44We take turns.
09:45The best part of Maria's party was seeing the look on Gail, Rosalyn, and Hillary's faces.
09:51Even though a Maria party and a Hillary party may be very different, Maria has a man on a chain, but so does Hillary.
09:58Hello, hello, hello, hello.
10:04How's everybody doing tonight?
10:06Go, Tamba!
10:08I love you!
10:09Thank you, everybody, for coming out.
10:11This means so much to me.
10:13You have no idea.
10:15So thank you to the people who gave me a chance, who saw past my frayed edges.
10:22And yeah, maybe I drop one too many fucks here and there.
10:27Fuck!
10:28Fuck!
10:29Fuck!
10:30Fuck!
10:31Fuck!
10:32Fuck!
10:33Fuck!
10:34Fuck!
10:35I'm a work in progress, but you know what?
10:37I'm fucking happy.
10:39And I'm grateful for the ones who let me shine.
10:41Flaws and all.
10:42So thank you.
10:45And we're about to drop our track right now, and I want to see all you britches dance
10:54through.
10:55Thank you so much.
10:56I'll always be your groupie.
10:59Your cellulitis painted on the wall.
11:02There are parties for a reason.
11:04There are parties that are thrown just for season.
11:07The more I hide it, the lonely stick.
11:10My party is being thrown for the purpose of exactly that.
11:16It's a party.
11:18Dancing.
11:19Having fun.
11:20Shots.
11:21Let loose.
11:23You're a fan of some heart that grew up skin.
11:26Don't know why you're dead.
11:28Ooh.
11:29You're a fan, don't call it all my name.
11:34Loving me inside.
11:36Maria's a DJ, so Maria can get away with doing DJ things.
11:41But if it was anybody else, it would be totally unacceptable and would probably ruin them.
11:47Prancing around like that in a bra on panties and having a slave on a leash.
11:52That's not a very Palm Beach thing to do.
11:55This is Palm Beach After Dark.
11:57It's very Palm Beach, actually.
11:59Who's Gail sitting with?
12:02Who is that?
12:03I have no idea.
12:05Wow.
12:06Maybe she knows him.
12:08Okay.
12:09I love Bryn Clodd.
12:11Great.
12:12I love Gail.
12:16Gail is great.
12:17Yeah.
12:18I am really.
12:19I know her from New York, but like a bunch of the girls are saying like, what is with the name dropping?
12:24Could be a cheap date sometime.
12:26Like when you are that accomplished, you don't have to do that.
12:31I don't know.
12:33Like that's not Palm Beach.
12:35Be a little weary because something doesn't add up.
12:38Gail is a woman who like, she does not stop talking about proper etiquette.
12:44But like the circles that I am in, nobody name drops.
12:49It is such a faux pas.
12:52So how is that proper etiquette?
12:54It's really nauseating.
12:55She is a lovely, lovely woman.
12:57And she is in the book of legacy, which is a big deal.
13:00Is that a real thing?
13:01Yes.
13:02Really?
13:03It is?
13:04Are you sure it's not accolades that she bought?
13:07Gail is just talking about people in her life.
13:09She is not name dropping.
13:11That is her life.
13:13And if it bothers Taja that much, then maybe there's a part of Taja that feels inadequate.
13:18I just want you to be aware.
13:20You know?
13:21That's all.
13:23Oh, look at little monkey.
13:24Please, Leo.
13:25I'm going to start hanging off the monkey bars.
13:30I just got smacked in the face, my monkey!
13:35You know how he told me that, like, I should stick up for you because you stick up for me?
13:51Yeah.
13:52Well, I tried.
13:55You look defeated.
13:56What happened?
13:58So I told Hillary, I was like, by the way, you know, like, Rosalyn told me that you said that Maria was, like, seeking attention when she started crying at your party.
14:08But I'm like, I really don't think that was it.
14:11And she goes, no.
14:13That's rude.
14:14And I don't appreciate that.
14:16And blah, blah, blah.
14:17But all of this situation is a misunderstanding.
14:21No, it's not.
14:22It's her being an asshole.
14:23No.
14:24It's not.
14:26Uh-oh.
14:28I think standing up for yourself in a certain situation can create an enemy because you're going to upset the person and they're going to see you as a threat.
14:36Hillary is a very powerful woman in Palm Beach.
14:39And she can get Maria blackballed from events.
14:44Are you leaving?
14:46Oh, no.
14:47But I'd love to talk to you.
14:48Yes.
14:53Look, we got our own little private space.
14:56Well, let me just say, first of all, I'm very proud of you.
15:02I think, um, the entrance reminded me of cats.
15:06Yes.
15:07I can't, honestly, at this point, I can't even do small talk.
15:10Well, my feelings are hurt.
15:11And I'm sorry that we have to talk about feelings.
15:13And I know that you don't like when we talk about feelings too much.
15:16Maria.
15:17Look.
15:18Here's how this is going to work.
15:20No, you're coming at all.
15:21You had your meeting with me.
15:22No, this is how it's going to work.
15:23You had your meeting with me.
15:24Yes, yes.
15:25Now I'm having mine with you.
15:27On Saturday, you went as low as name calling with me.
15:30I did?
15:31Yes.
15:32What name did I call you?
15:33AH, which I will not repeat.
15:35Go on.
15:36Or you want to minimize it.
15:38No, but you know what?
15:39And secondly, I never heard of motorboating in my life, but I did look it up.
15:44And it is something that a man and woman do together.
15:48It's a sexual act.
15:50You actually violated my personal space.
15:55Without my permission.
15:57When it fits her cause, it's okay to be physical.
16:01At the pom party, Hillary is grabbing my breasts.
16:04Hello.
16:05Are you kidding me?
16:07She would know if she got motorboated by these things, okay?
16:10She didn't get motorboated.
16:11There was no assault.
16:12Settle down, Hillary.
16:13Listen, respectfully, I'm asking for your permission to be able to tell you that you
16:18are an asshole.
16:22I'm the first person that had the balls to say it.
16:25It's not cool.
16:26Me trying at your dinner party was not me attention-seeking, sister.
16:29Maria, what?
16:30I'm really sorry.
16:31Yes, but I think you're full of it.
16:33Maria was much more interested in having a petty argument with me than she was in her
16:38new track.
16:39I think it was just an opportunity for her to get more attention.
16:43You know how you're judgmental and you give people your opinions?
16:46I'm giving you my opinion and you're not taking it.
16:48Why is it okay for you to judge people, but I can't judge you back?
16:52So I'm telling you.
16:53I'm very happy for you.
16:55That's what I thought.
16:56I'm doing this.
16:57We're good.
16:58Every single thing that I try to express, feelings, things that are my perception, my reality, are immediately
17:07shot down, not recognized, not accepted, no apology.
17:11I feel like trying to have a productive conversation with Hillary is identical to having a conversation
17:17with my mother, and there is a reason why I no longer talk to my mother.
17:22Yeah.
17:23It doesn't seem that you can control yourself around me.
17:25You know what?
17:26Honestly, Hillary, in order for me to stay married to the same person for 18 years,
17:29I think my communication skills are a little bit friggin' on par.
17:33Just a little bit.
17:34Congratulations on your marriage.
17:37Maybe you can take, like, a rule.
17:38Judging me the very thing that you say that you don't do.
17:41But you do it all the time, so I needed to serve it back so you can feel it.
17:44I think, given this interaction, it's probably best if you don't come to my wedding.
17:50That's fine.
17:51I feel uncomfortable with the way you're speaking to me.
17:54Oh, my God, yes.
17:55You think I'm friggin' inappropriate and I feel like you're an asshole.
17:58Nice meeting you.
17:59Okay, we're good.
18:00Let's go.
18:01Adios, amigos.
18:03Thank you for coming.
18:04I love you.
18:05Bye.
18:06Take him to his wife.
18:07She's leaving.
18:36Bad bitch.
18:37Stick like this week.
18:38She got all her on my name.
18:41What a shame if you act lame.
18:43She don't play games.
18:45It's busy.
18:46Rain in her kingdom.
18:47You're beautiful.
18:48Always phenomenal.
18:49Always phenomenal.
18:50This is going to be a great night.
18:51Phenomenal.
18:52Oh, she's so glamorous.
18:56So this is Bulgari, their sponsor tonight.
18:59Breathtaking.
19:00Yes.
19:01And they have armed guards here tonight
19:03watching this magnificent necklace.
19:05Hi, Michael.
19:06Welcome to the Global Billionaire.
19:08Thank you, Michael.
19:09Thank you, Global Billionaire.
19:10Enjoy.
19:11Oh, wow.
19:12What a gorgeous house.
19:13Oh, I love this bronze.
19:15The bronze is spectacular.
19:17I was recently featured in the Global Billionaire
19:19magazine for my philanthropy.
19:22Tonight, I'm co-hosting the Global Billionaire party
19:26at a magnificent mansion by an artist.
19:30All of the pieces are also for sale.
19:32And a portion of the proceeds are going to the charity.
19:36Wow, the necklace is gorgeous.
19:37You need to buy that.
19:38Yeah, I know.
19:39You really do.
19:40I'm not buying it.
19:41One of the perks of being a socialite in Palm Beach
19:44is you get asked to wear designer pieces.
19:48The necklace felt very comfortable.
19:49I could see why it was a million dollars.
19:52I have that mirror in my house.
19:54I love that mirror.
19:55I love that mirror.
19:56I need that in the bedroom.
19:58I know.
19:59I know.
20:00Beautiful jewelry.
20:01Is this your jewelry?
20:02It is.
20:03For 25 years, I've been giving away 100% of my profit
20:07on each piece sold to the charity of the purchaser's choice.
20:10So tonight's party is very interesting because we decided
20:15to host it as a charities around the world party.
20:18So if somebody purchases a piece of artwork or a piece of
20:23jewelry, then they get to choose the charity that the donation
20:27goes to.
20:28So we have to buy.
20:29That's called buy, buy, buy.
20:32Not trying to be conceited, but I know what you really want.
20:36My life makes you envy me.
20:38It's OK.
20:40I know you want to be me.
20:42I know you want to be me.
20:44So, so, so, so bad.
20:47Don't you?
20:49Hi.
20:50Hi, Roman.
20:51You look so good.
20:52How are you?
20:53Hi, Roman.
20:55Roman, how are you?
20:56I'm good.
20:57Wow.
20:58Are your boobies healthy?
21:00Rosalyn, am I seeing boobs and knees at the same time?
21:06If it's a long gown and it has a slit, you can have your cleavage
21:11and your leg and you're just totally fine.
21:14And you're hosting the event.
21:16There is that hypocrisy all over again.
21:18Once you're hosting an event, there's another set of rules
21:22for you.
21:22I don't really have to follow all the rules anymore.
21:25I remember you said you're a hugger, so it's nothing but hugs.
21:28I love, love, love.
21:30I love, love, love, too.
21:32We always match.
21:34Now, is that yours?
21:35It's not.
21:36It is not.
21:37But this is hers.
21:38But this is mine.
21:39Oh, that's fabulous.
21:41She makes sure to put only clothes that are made by her on me.
21:44Yeah.
21:45To make sure that I always know that she owns me.
21:47Oh, it looks like it with your little eyes.
21:49I mean, it's so predictable.
21:52And not only is it not appropriate for Palm Beach,
21:56it's also a little tacky.
21:58That's a million dollars, okay?
22:00I bought it.
22:01More than a million.
22:02Oh, my God.
22:03For her necklace, basically.
22:05For her neck.
22:06If it's missing, it's on me.
22:08Can I take it?
22:14I'm ready.
22:15I can give you anything that you think of.
22:18I'm ready.
22:19I'm ready.
22:20I'm ready.
22:21I'm ready.
22:26Hi.
22:27Maria's here.
22:28Hello.
22:29She's also wearing green.
22:30Thank you so much.
22:31You look gorgeous.
22:32Hi, Maria.
22:33First of all, I love this.
22:35Doesn't she look so much?
22:36Beautiful.
22:37I love it.
22:38I love this.
22:39Hi.
22:41Mwah.
22:55Hi, Tasha.
22:56You look so cute.
22:57How are you?
22:58Good, how are you?
22:59Good, how are you?
23:00I love that.
23:02You look beautiful.
23:05How are you?
23:06So good.
23:07So good.
23:08I'm so fabulous.
23:09Looking to take my jewels.
23:11I'm so fabulous.
23:12Even the mirror would think so.
23:14Hi, sweetheart.
23:16I'm here.
23:17Mwah.
23:18How are you?
23:19I'm great.
23:20You look so pretty.
23:22I would like to talk to us privately.
23:24Yes, okay.
23:25If that would be okay with you.
23:26Of course.
23:27About whether or not you thought I was legitimate.
23:30I said I think that you're a wonderful person without all the fluff.
23:40He did say that I brought names.
23:42No, no.
23:43Yes.
23:44But the problem is those names are my girlfriends.
23:46Where I come from and I think we come from the same place.
23:50Not really.
23:52You said you're from New York.
23:54Manhattan.
23:55Right.
23:561045th Avenue.
23:57In New York.
23:58I don't care.
23:59It doesn't impress me.
24:00But I only want to know who you are here.
24:03I prepared for you 30 pages of all newspaper articles going back to the 80s of every single company
24:12that I've owned, race horses that I've owned, resorts that I own, down to every single event
24:18I've ever chaired, which is pretty much everything.
24:21Because I gather you didn't Google me.
24:23Did you Google me?
24:24No, I didn't.
24:25I don't Google people.
24:26It's 700 pages plus.
24:27But here's the thing.
24:28Here's the thing.
24:29I don't care.
24:30God doesn't impress me.
24:31If I would print out my resume for you, we would have a whole edition of books.
24:37I don't need to know about your resume.
24:39I just did have to Google you.
24:41Okay.
24:42Because after I heard that.
24:43So I did Google you.
24:45A couple pages.
24:46Okay.
24:47I mean I'm like 700 pages and you just keep going.
24:50Who cares?
24:51I really am who I am.
24:53And my connections.
24:54Yeah, I don't think you are.
24:55I'm at the end of this topic right now.
24:56Well, you're going to get 30 pages.
24:59A 30-page write-up or resume about every event she's ever chaired, every company she's ever
25:05worked with is ridiculous.
25:07I'm not hiring.
25:08Oh my God.
25:10That's just the way I like it though.
25:13One for me.
25:15Romance and oh so typical.
25:18Can you blame me?
25:19Life is apparent.
25:21What's going on, dude?
25:22It looked heated.
25:23Well, she approached me and said that you must have told her what I told you.
25:28I did.
25:29I wanted to know.
25:30Which is totally fine.
25:31No, which is totally not fine.
25:33Why?
25:34Because the things that you tell me about Maria and Romina, I keep it in confidence.
25:40It's not that it's a secret, but I was telling her woman to woman, friend to friend that
25:45she is running around town with this name dropping lunatic.
25:51I never threw you under the bus.
25:54Ever.
25:55I would never throw you under the bus.
25:57I just told her.
25:58Listen, I don't care about her resume.
26:00Okay?
26:01There's something that doesn't add up about her and that's it.
26:05I don't know what these girls are all talking about.
26:07Right.
26:08I don't care.
26:09I don't want to hear about her resume.
26:10Because it's not about self-praise.
26:12Right.
26:13She self-praised herself?
26:14Yes.
26:15We're philanthropy.
26:16Sorry, I'm excited.
26:17No, I love you.
26:18You're not the only one who screams.
26:19Anyway.
26:20Yay!
26:21Because everyone in Palm Beach knows who I am.
26:23Yeah.
26:24And how many charities I do.
26:26But I told her that you felt that she was name dropping a lot and that she should really
26:32clear it up with you.
26:33She just said, I just printed out 30 pages of my resume.
26:3630 pages?
26:37I don't want her resume.
26:38Gail has the Rolodex.
26:41She's got the dirt on everyone.
26:43When Gail drops names, you'd be wise to listen.
26:46These are people that she talks to.
26:48These are people in her life.
26:50If she tells them that she doesn't want you around,
26:53these are people that can make sure that you are not going to be in their circle.
26:57I just actually hope she does her homework.
26:59And if she does, then she's going to find out that I'm the real thing.
27:03She's going to have to read 700 pages minimum on Google.
27:07If she can spell my name right, it's G-A-L-E.
27:10So, we'll see.
27:12Name.
27:13Okay.
27:14Can I just ask a question?
27:15Yeah.
27:16I just want to know what was said about us.
27:18You know, the usual.
27:19How you dress, how you scream, how you this,
27:22and how it might affect her and Gail's reputation.
27:25I mean, come on.
27:26Her boobs are not.
27:27Her boobs are not going to affect your reputation.
27:29Or Gail's.
27:30Everything you just said, we talked to Romina to her face.
27:34She has her boobs out sometimes.
27:36Yeah, I know.
27:37And you know what?
27:38When people say to me, you know, Rosalyn dressed inappropriately.
27:41You know what I say to that?
27:43I say, well, if you had Rosalyn's body, maybe you would dress like Rosalyn too.
27:46You do say that.
27:47I stick up for you.
27:48I stick up for you.
27:49All the time.
27:50Very nice things about you.
27:52I didn't do anything not nice.
27:53I told her that she should talk to you.
27:56Maybe not right here.
27:57When we talk about etiquette, like that is such poor etiquette.
28:01Exactly.
28:02You're at a beautiful friggin' mansion.
28:04But I don't talk about etiquette.
28:07You took her for etiquette lessons.
28:09No, I didn't.
28:10High tea.
28:11What do you mean?
28:12You took her to high tea.
28:13Yes, not etiquette.
28:14That's not what she told us.
28:15That was etiquette?
28:16No, she told us it was an etiquette lesson.
28:18Teach me how I should ask.
28:20One thing you can't be at a private club is loud.
28:23Cheryl said you were too loud.
28:25In the bathroom.
28:26Yes.
28:27Yeah, I just heard you in the bathroom.
28:28You did not have an etiquette lesson.
28:30That is not true.
28:31Really?
28:32She did not have an etiquette lesson at tea.
28:34Nobody said it was an etiquette.
28:35You were told?
28:36No, I never told her it's an etiquette lesson.
28:37She said yes.
28:38No.
28:39Never said that word.
28:40No, never said that word.
28:41She never said the word etiquette.
28:43Okay.
28:44It wasn't an etiquette lesson, but it was some kind of lesson.
28:47Exactly.
28:48They told you how to fold your hands on the table.
28:50Nobody taught me that.
28:51Nobody taught me that.
28:52I copied them.
28:53Oh, yeah.
28:54Nobody taught her anything.
28:56Welcome to Delululand.
28:58If the two of you are trying to school her, don't make it the blinds leading the blinds,
29:03because the two of them have better etiquette than Gail.
29:06Yeah.
29:07Okay?
29:08I love it.
29:13My raw hustling.
29:18Can't talk to them about anything.
29:21When you corner an animal, a wild animal in the corner, they attack.
29:26They attack.
29:27That's what that is.
29:28Hi, sweetheart.
29:29It's really something not really...
29:30Your husband was so kind.
29:32You know what I find crazy?
29:34That everyone is so eager to ruin every one of my events.
29:39Let's go sit by the couch.
29:41I support all of you.
29:44And what is Maria lashing out?
29:46I don't understand that.
29:48I don't.
29:49Listen.
29:50I'm trying to talk to you, and I'm serious, and now I'm pissed.
29:53What?
29:54What happened?
29:55Because I'm nothing...
29:56Are you serious?
29:57What happened?
29:58Are you serious?
29:59I'm listening.
30:00I'm at my event, and I just get screamed at like an animal.
30:04And then Maria starts screaming.
30:06The last time I felt this heated was when my dog chewed up my favorite designer wallet when she was a puppy.
30:13At that moment, I needed you to support me.
30:16Wow.
30:17But you didn't say anything over there.
30:18A dog doesn't know any better, but they should.
30:22Where is Hillary today?
30:23Busy.
30:24You can give me all the money and the power.
30:27That's all I want.
30:29That's all I need.
30:32Look what I found, Cooper.
30:34There's something you might want to take back to New York with you tomorrow.
30:37Oh, wow.
30:38Do you think I look like Stevie Nicks?
30:45I see you married her for her musician skills.
30:49What can I do?
30:50Cut some garlic, maybe?
30:52Oh, you give me the job to cut the garlic down and make me cry.
30:56No, that's onion.
30:57No, that's onion.
30:58Oh.
30:59Well, I'm just trying to get out of it.
31:01Here.
31:03Put some parsley in it.
31:05On it?
31:06In it.
31:08In the bowl.
31:09Oh.
31:13Okay.
31:14Is this usually how you guys cook?
31:15Yeah.
31:16Usually Luke cooks and I watch.
31:19Like, should we put out, like, some guac as to, like, have a little nosh as where-
31:26Yeah, Luke didn't even make it go.
31:28You know, like, every good Jewish mother wants to feed everybody right away.
31:34Where's Winnie?
31:36Winston!
31:37Winnie came to help.
31:39The Cooper's father is husband number two.
31:42One of my favorite things in the world to do is to spend time with him.
31:45And whenever I can, I will take that opportunity and just drop everything, including work, for him.
31:52He goes to NYU.
31:53So, when he flew home, I was so excited, you know, to see him and have him for dinner.
32:00It was, it's, it's, he's the light of my life.
32:03What's the Fahrenheit it's supposed to be?
32:05Wait, close it, close it, close it.
32:06It's supposed to be at, like, 125.
32:08It's almost there.
32:09Okay, 114.
32:10Yeah, yeah.
32:11Just keep it going for a little bit.
32:14115.
32:16I need to watch it.
32:20Need you for more than two days.
32:23With Cooper now in New York, and he's going to be staying there when he graduates soon, you know, there's very little opportunities to have a homemade family dinner.
32:33Sure, I take him for dinner in New York, but it was really important to me, you know, that tonight was a special evening and that we cooked all of his favorite food.
32:42I can cut it for you, Mom.
32:44I was just trying to do too many at once.
32:47I got you.
32:48Sucks getting old.
32:50You're not old.
32:53Gonna be al dente, probably a little bit too much al dente, but...
32:56Oh, no.
32:57Keep it going.
32:58What's too much al dente?
32:59No.
33:00Don't forget, I like my lamb chops, like, rare.
33:02No, we're talking about the asparagus.
33:04Trust the process.
33:05Do we need this?
33:06Watch out.
33:07It's your fetters.
33:08Woo!
33:09I brought our fourth guest.
33:10Winnie!
33:11Winnie!
33:12Winnie!
33:13He wants a lamb chop.
33:14He's gonna get a lamb chop.
33:15Whoa, big boy.
33:16Oh, honey, maybe this one is too good for me.
33:17I'll take a really rare one.
33:18I knew it.
33:19Pass.
33:20A lover's quarrel.
33:21No, not really.
33:22Well, you're gonna miss the wedding, but you are completely responsible for this relationship.
33:38I don't know about that.
33:39You are.
33:40I would say it was Luke.
33:41No.
33:42If you had not given your blessing when I called you from Germany and asked you how you felt
33:50about Luke coming to see me, I would have said no.
33:55I said go have some fun.
33:57No.
33:58You took that as my blessing.
34:00Oh, my God.
34:02My mom being married so many times definitely did affect me.
34:07Growing up.
34:08I, like, didn't feel comfortable in the house with, like, some of the husbands that she
34:12had.
34:13But Luke is actually really sweet.
34:15I was very hesitant at first.
34:17I thought you were just having a fun hookup.
34:20And now this guy is living in our house.
34:22But it turns out it's pretty nice.
34:24And he treats my mom well.
34:26And that's what matters to me the most.
34:28This is definitely the happiest I've seen my mom in a really long time.
34:32I was like, okay.
34:34You were so sort of unhappy with the husband I was getting divorced from.
34:39And I didn't want to do that again to you.
34:41And now I realize that you weren't expecting, you know, the whirlwind romance we had.
34:46But it did turn out to be good, right?
34:48Totally.
34:49I mean, how has your guys' experience been?
34:52The first year of marriage has been great.
34:54Yeah.
35:00You know, relationships are hard working.
35:02Yeah.
35:03Especially with your mom.
35:07I'm sorry, I can't make the wedding.
35:08You're there in our hearts.
35:09I am there in your hearts.
35:10In our farts.
35:11In the farts and the hearts.
35:12No.
35:13Farts.
35:14Not in my farts.
35:18The first time.
35:19She was spot on.
35:20She almost made me cry.
35:21You did cry.
35:22Almost.
35:23And I'm going to make you cry again.
35:25No.
35:26How about your challenge this time is to make her cry?
35:29That is impossible.
35:30I do it.
35:31I do it like this because I can't.
35:32It's the lifestyle of me.
35:33I do it like this because I can't.
35:34I always stick up for Romina.
35:35Nobody's had that thing to get away with me.
35:36Am I allowed to sing you two?
35:37Say hello?
35:38Yes.
35:39Yes.
35:40Or am I going to get daggers at me?
35:41Oh, no.
35:42No.
35:43No.
35:44No.
35:45No.
35:46No.
35:47No.
35:48No.
35:49No.
35:50No.
35:51No.
35:52No.
35:53No.
35:54No.
35:55No.
35:56No.
35:57No.
35:58No.
35:59No.
36:00No.
36:01No.
36:02No.
36:03No.
36:04No.
36:05Oh, my God.
36:06Oh, shoot.
36:07Oh, my God.
36:08Are you okay?
36:09Oh, my God.
36:10Hold on.
36:11Hold up.
36:12Hold up.
36:13I'm holding it.
36:14I'm holding it.
36:15I'm holding it.
36:16I'm holding it.
36:17Oh, no.
36:18I got it.
36:19I got it.
36:20I got it.
36:21Just sit her here.
36:22Sit her here.
36:23Sit her here so we can fix her.
36:24What happened?
36:25Just sit down.
36:26We're good.
36:27We're good.
36:28She's okay.
36:29Look at me.
36:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:31Look at me.
36:32I used to work with old people before, and I know how fragile their bones are, so I was
36:36afraid that she broke a hip.
36:38So, thank God she didn't, and she was fine.
36:41And then I just, you know, wanted to help her fix her wig and realize how awful her wig
36:45is and that she gets a better one.
36:47And I'm sorry to say it, but it's true.
36:50Are you okay?
36:51Did you get hurt?
36:52Oh, no.
36:53You know what?
36:54That was so kind of you.
36:55Hold on a minute.
36:56Hold on.
36:57Here.
36:58Do this.
36:59Do this.
37:00Do this.
37:01Yeah.
37:02It was a glam SOS.
37:03You know when somebody comes out of the ocean and they got seaweed on their face like
37:04this?
37:05And they're like, oh, my God.
37:06Does my hair look okay?
37:07I'm like, oh, my God.
37:08Okay, here.
37:09Now pull it from the back.
37:10For that.
37:11Does it feel okay?
37:12No, it probably doesn't.
37:13I can feel a ripple.
37:14So, I'm like, we gotta build a shield around her.
37:16We need to do, like, a glam wall.
37:17Then we can, like, help her get her hair back on.
37:19Not today, Satan.
37:21Not today.
37:24We're going home.
37:27You know what?
37:28It's so beautiful.
37:29All you girls coming to my aid.
37:32That was so beautiful of you.
37:34After what we just went through.
37:37I just wanna kick it when my girls go tonight.
37:40Girls go tonight.
37:41Girls go tonight.
37:42Girls go tonight.
37:43Hey, everybody.
37:44We're about to get started.
37:46So, first, I'd like to thank everybody for coming out tonight.
37:49You all look so beautiful.
37:51Let's give it up for everybody that came out tonight.
37:56Yes.
37:57Okay.
37:58Rosalyn.
37:59Rosalyn is so amazing.
38:01She's the co-host for tonight.
38:04She's become the face of Palm Beach.
38:06Charity events.
38:07So, let's give it up for Rosalyn.
38:10Thank you so much.
38:13Good evening, everyone.
38:15Philanthropy is not just about giving.
38:18It's about believing.
38:20Believing in a better future.
38:22In the potential of those who need a helping hand.
38:25There's a reason why I don't listen to these speeches because I feel like I still haven't gotten anything real out of Rosalyn.
38:32And in the strength of a community that comes together for a common purpose.
38:37Like, what is this?
38:38I wrote my speech.
38:39I know you did.
38:40Oh, yeah, yeah.
38:41Somebody wrote this for her.
38:42We are investing in hope, opportunity, and transformation.
38:46Oh!
38:47Something just landed on me.
38:49What was that?
38:50What?
38:51I don't know.
38:52Oh, my God.
38:53Is it in me?
38:56Oh!
38:57Oh, dude.
38:58Oh!
38:59Is it on me?
39:00No, but I did see something.
39:01Did it come out?
39:03It's gone now, I think.
39:04I think it's gone.
39:05It's not this big.
39:06To everyone here tonight, thank you for being part of this mission.
39:10Enjoy the evening, and let's make a difference together.
39:17Where's Romina?
39:19Of course, right across from Rosalyn.
39:24So, after my party, I saw Hillary and I thought she was leaving, so I went and grabbed her.
39:28She doubled down on all the things that she said, and she just kept going on and talking about how I have inappropriate timing for my emotions and this and that.
39:36What happened?
39:37I'm just talking about Hillary, how she dances circles around me, like, and then by the time you're done, you're like, okay, that's not the point.
39:43Like, she tries to, like, gaslight.
39:45It took me a long time to start expressing, like, how I feel.
39:48Because I used to hold the back all the time.
39:50And it, like, listen, I might cry a lot, but it's like, sometimes it can be beautiful.
39:54Like, it can be beautiful.
39:56I'm so sick and tired.
39:57Now I'm gonna cry again.
39:58I know, but I'm so sick and tired.
39:59I know, but I'm so sick and tired.
40:00I'm gonna cry again.
40:01Thanks a lot.
40:02I'm so sick and tired.
40:03My ears stir up.
40:04My eyes stir up.
40:05I said my ears stir up.
40:06Shut up.
40:11I'm sorry.
40:12No, shut up.
40:13I literally said one line.
40:14Relax.
40:15No, you're not listening.
40:16I am listening.
40:17This makes me mad.
40:18Anybody have a tissue?
40:19Listen, I love you.
40:20You're not listening.
40:21I don't know.
40:22I mean, I am listening.
40:23I am here.
40:24You guys just need to stop talking for a second.
40:26I can't because I'm gonna cry more.
40:27I don't want to cry.
40:28You guys just need to stop talking for a second.
40:30Just stop talking.
40:31Whenever I start to get really emotional, or whenever, whatever, I would get friggin'
40:36shut down.
40:39I feel like as a kid, whenever I would cry, my parents wouldn't coddle me and be like,
40:44oh, poor baby.
40:45They would be like, okay, like, toughen up.
40:47Like, stop crying.
40:48It's okay.
40:49It's not the end of the world.
40:50You know?
40:51We're just constantly crying.
40:52Kind of just like, oh, everything is, you know, horrible.
40:56I can't just be, like, coddling her every time she cries.
40:59Toughen up!
41:00Get it together!
41:01Hillary's been trying to call me since my party.
41:04Yeah, you told me.
41:05Wait, our sex toy line should be called etiquette.
41:08Hmm.
41:09Right?
41:10Yeah.
41:11Right?
41:12With lingerie and sex toys.
41:13Okay, go ahead.
41:14Sorry.
41:15I work on her own joiningly designing it.
41:16Yeah.
41:17Okay, cool.
41:18Love that.
41:19Keep going.
41:20That's a great business.
41:21It's the only time I'll stop my emotions when we talk about penis.
41:22I know.
41:23I'm like, oh, yeah.
41:24In purple.
41:25I'm just embarrassed.
41:27Is anybody looking?
41:28No.
41:29Nobody's looking.
41:30Yeah.
41:31Hi, come.
41:32Are you okay?
41:33I just feel, like, very minimized and hurt by Hillary.
41:36And I feel like after my party, she's been trying to get a hold of me.
41:40She's been calling me.
41:41She uninvited me to her wedding and then re-invited me.
41:44When were you uninvited?
41:45Recently?
41:46At my party when we got into it.
41:47Oh.
41:48And then she was like, well, then maybe you shouldn't come.
41:52And then afterwards, she's like, oh, okay, well, you can come.
41:54And I'm like, no.
41:55I actually told you that I'm going to see myself out of your wedding.
41:59You're not going?
42:00I'm going to uninvite.
42:01Yeah, I'm not going.
42:02Because you know what?
42:03It's power plays.
42:04I feel like she didn't invite you to her house.
42:05You know, so you were the first one that took the hit.
42:07You know, she's dangling it over my head.
42:10I'm the second one to take a hit.
42:11Who's next?
42:12But what Hillary did with you is not like me and Romina at all.
42:18I never used the word etiquette.
42:21Your girl told us the stories.
42:23I think everything she's telling you that either there's a misunderstanding
42:26Thank you so much.
42:27And how she's saying it to you.
42:29Or she's telling you a piece of a story and not the whole story.
42:34Do you think that maybe you embellish it a little bit because you feel schooled,
42:37so it kind of triggers you just a little bit?
42:39Like, she doesn't trigger you, but the idea triggers you.
42:41Maybe.
42:42Because, like, my whole, you know, life I feel like I've been having someone tell me.
42:48School you.
42:49Yeah.
42:50Your mother, your father, your husband.
42:51I don't school her.
42:52Perception is reality.
42:53I don't school her.
42:54No, but that's her perception.
42:56That's not how you delivered it, but that's how her brain received it.
42:59Romina's being really, really ungrateful.
43:01If she feels like she's being schooled, then she totally missed the mark.
43:05I'm helping Romina because she's asked me for help.
43:08She wants to be a member of the clubs.
43:10She wants to be accepted in Palm Beach life and in all of the exclusive circles.
43:15But if she doesn't listen to me, it's never going to happen.
43:19It was only from a nice place, but I won't do it.
43:23I won't take you.
43:25I won't introduce you and forget it.
43:49Bye.
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