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00:00MUSIC CONTINUES
00:02MUSIC CONTINUES
00:04MUSIC CONTINUES
00:06APPLAUSE
00:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:17Hello, I'm Ramesh Ranganathan, and welcome to this special Christmas edition of Parents Evening,
00:32the show where celebs team up with their parents and kids to win money for charity.
00:36I love Christmas. My family actually call me Santa, because they only ever see me once a year.
00:41Playing tonight, we have got comedian Josh Whittaker and his dad, Tom.
00:47D'Arson, Walter Mabusi, and her mum, Dugu, and presenter, George Lamb and his dad, acting legend, Larry Lamb.
00:56And also here tonight is my mum, Shanti Ranganathan.
01:03Mum has been dropping hints about what she wants for Christmas, but I'm not going to get a divorce and then marry a Sri Lankan woman. Sorry, Mum.
01:10Mum has been researching all of tonight's guests, and she comes up with searching difficult questions like when she asked Lisa's parents
01:16why their turkey is so bland.
01:19You should try adding spices.
01:21Mum, what is something you found out for us today about our guests?
01:25One of our guests gave a life-size photo themselves as a Christmas gift.
01:31What kind of narcissistic prick would give a life-size poster themselves as a Christmas gift? Who was it?
01:44Ah.
01:45So, who was the life-size photo of you for?
01:52My mum, it turns out.
01:54Yeah, exactly.
01:56Yeah, we still laugh about that one.
01:58Mum, who would you like a life-size photo of?
02:01You.
02:03Will you give me one?
02:05I will if it means I don't have to see you face-to-face.
02:08LAUGHTER
02:10Good luck tonight, everybody. Let's play Parents' Evening.
02:16Parents, you have to bid on how many questions out of ten you think your child can guess right in a particular category.
02:23Whoever's mum or dad bids the highest will have to play.
02:26Meet the target, you get £100 for each correct answer.
02:28But if you fall short, that money is split between the others instead.
02:33And to stop them influencing your bids, we're going to put your kids on the naughty step three feet behind you.
02:38So, Josh, Wotsey and George, let's get you set for tonight's first question.
02:49Our first question is all about Christmas films.
02:52You are going to have to identify Christmas films based on the user review written on Letterboxd.
02:56We've actually got some reviews here of you guys.
03:00This is from the Gavin and Stacey Christmas special.
03:02This says, Protect Larry Lamb, all costs. Five stars.
03:05It's nice, isn't it?
03:07I agree with that completely.
03:09This is from Josh's stand-up special.
03:12I love Josh, but his voice really gets on my nerves.
03:21Three stars? Yeah.
03:22You don't love someone and then give... I'll be honest, I'm listening now, they are right about the voice.
03:28Yeah, I mean, I was going to say, even in that, it is quite irritating.
03:32This is from my stand-up special.
03:34Came for Ramesh, stayed for Shanthi. Five stars.
03:37Oh, well done on putting your own five-star review on TV.
03:41Well done, Ramesh.
03:43Doo-doo, do you watch films at Christmas?
03:45Yes.
03:46Do you watch the Strictly Christmas special?
03:48No.
03:54No, no, I get it, I get it. Why would you?
03:57I mean, it's not even the proper Strictly though, is it?
03:59It's just Josh dressed as a penguin looking like a twat.
04:01He was great though.
04:04He was great.
04:09He did a good job.
04:11Moxie gave me a nine.
04:13And it was sincere.
04:15I thought it was sincere until you said that.
04:17No!
04:19Josh, your face in that photo, it looks like it's the first time you've been allowed outside.
04:25Just, I'm so delighted to be a penguin.
04:29Oh, so it's a good voice when you do it.
04:32Is that OK?
04:34I used it on my stand-up special, you should have watched it five stars.
04:37OK, parents, it is time to bid.
04:42Now, when mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
04:46Yeah, it's true.
04:48Tom, you're going to be opening the bids.
04:50How many do you think Josh can get?
04:51I reckon he'll get at least three.
04:56Three, OK.
04:57Do-do, do you think Moxie can get more than three?
05:00I would...
05:02LAUGHTER
05:04Larry, do you think George can get more than three?
05:08Yeah, I'll go for four.
05:10Four, OK.
05:12Tom?
05:13Yeah, I'll go five.
05:15OK, nice.
05:16Larry, Tom's very confidently said five, what do you think?
05:19I'm out.
05:20Oh!
05:21That means playing for £500 is Josh!
05:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:33Hello, Josh.
05:34Hello, Romesh.
05:35OK, out of ten, your dad thinks you can guess five Christmas movies
05:38from their review on Letterboxd.
05:40You can give multiple guesses.
05:41Yeah.
05:42You can pass as many times as you want, but you only have 90 seconds.
05:45Cool.
05:46Mum's going to be timing the round.
05:47I'm worried.
05:48Josh, you've got five to get.
05:49Good luck.
05:50Off you go.
05:53A small child and a duo of criminals attempt to brutally murder each other.
05:56Home Alone.
05:57Four and a half stars.
05:58It's correct.
05:59Well done.
06:00Love Actually.
06:01Love Actually.
06:02Two stars.
06:03Love Actually.
06:04It's Love Actually.
06:05It's a wonderful movie.
06:06Five stars.
06:07It's a wonderful movie.
06:08It's absolutely correct.
06:10Who is taking care of Jude Law's children while he's having bad sex with Cameron Diaz?
06:13Three stars.
06:14It is The Holiday.
06:15Well done.
06:16You've just got one to get.
06:17Tim Allen kills Santa Claus and takes his job.
06:19Three stars.
06:20The Santa Claus.
06:21It is The Santa Claus.
06:22Josh Minnigan.
06:23Oh my God.
06:24Come on.
06:25Yes, Josh.
06:26Yes.
06:27You score five.
06:28Give it back for Josh.
06:30Josh, incredible work.
06:31Was that celebration proportionate to naming five Christmas movies?
06:44Up to you to decide.
06:45What's your favourite Christmas film, Mum?
06:47Home Alone.
06:48What about Love Actually?
06:50Love Actually.
06:51What is that?
06:52You know the film where Hugh Grant is the Prime Minister?
06:56I don't like Hugh Grant.
06:58Why don't you like Hugh Grant?
07:03It's very rude.
07:05He can be popular, but he should learn manners.
07:10Mum, Mum.
07:11Yes.
07:12It's for you as well.
07:13What?
07:14For me?
07:15You asked.
07:19Someone is standing up to him.
07:24Yes, Mummy.
07:25Thank you, darling.
07:28I love your dance.
07:32OK.
07:33Josh, Motsi and George, let's get you set for your next question.
07:42OK.
07:43This time your question is all about chocolate.
07:45Oh.
07:46Sometimes people aren't sure whether a chocolate is vegan or not.
07:48The rule I use is if you're enjoying it, it's not vegan.
07:51Yes.
07:53What you're going to have to do for this one is you have to name the chocolate bar represented by the picture.
07:57For example, this one, Mum.
07:58What chocolate is that?
08:00Lion bar?
08:01Lion bar.
08:02It's absolutely right.
08:03Yeah, I mean, to be fair, you just have to say...
08:04It's a big face.
08:05How can I miss it?
08:06OK.
08:07OK.
08:08Parents, it's time to bid.
08:11Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored two.
08:14Dudu, you're going to be opening the bids.
08:16How many do you think Motsi can get?
08:19Two.
08:20OK, Larry.
08:21Dudu's bid two.
08:22How many do you think George can get?
08:23Five.
08:24Five!
08:25Oh, yay!
08:26Come on!
08:27Tom.
08:30Tom.
08:32I'll go six.
08:33OK.
08:34Yay!
08:35Dudu, six is the bid to be.
08:37No?
08:38I'm out.
08:39You're out.
08:40OK, fair enough.
08:41Larry.
08:42Seven.
08:43Oh!
08:44OK.
08:45I like this.
08:46OK, Tom.
08:47This is a battle now.
08:48I'm out.
08:49Oh.
08:50No!
08:52So that means playing for £700, it's George!
08:57Hello, George.
09:02How are you?
09:03I'm very well.
09:04How are you?
09:05I'm good.
09:06I've suddenly felt a lot less attractive.
09:07OK, so how do you feel about this round?
09:10I like chocolate a lot.
09:12Yeah.
09:13But, yeah, I feel confident.
09:14Oh, God.
09:15When you looked at me and said, I like chocolate a lot,
09:17I felt something.
09:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:19You know I've got a great hair.
09:20I've got a great hair.
09:21Yeah.
09:22Julie, one of the other ways I could be that chocolate, George.
09:25OK, so your dad thinks you can name seven chocolates from the ten clues provided.
09:31OK.
09:32George, good luck to you.
09:33Off you go.
09:34You've got seven to get.
09:36What chocolate is this?
09:37Picnic.
09:38Is correct.
09:41Whisper.
09:42Whisper is correct.
09:44What's this one?
09:45Yorkie.
09:46Is correct.
09:48What's this one?
09:54Pass.
09:55What is that?
09:56OK, let's go to the next one.
09:57What's this one?
09:58Planet.
09:59No, that's Planet.
10:00That's Earth.
10:01We don't have a pick.
10:02We don't have a chocolate called Planet or Earth.
10:04Moon.
10:05Milky...
10:07Milky Way.
10:09What is the chocolate bar called that's got something to do with the moon?
10:12Well, I can't give you any options.
10:13I'd love to.
10:14Yeah.
10:15Pass, pass, pass, pass.
10:17It's a dime bar.
10:18Yes, correct.
10:19Yeah.
10:20OK, let's go to the next one.
10:21Eminem.
10:22Four Eminem?
10:23Eminems.
10:24Yes.
10:26You've got two to get.
10:27What's this one?
10:28Bucket of treasure, chest, box, money.
10:33Pass if you want to look at the next one.
10:35Yeah, next one.
10:36OK, pass.
10:37What's this one?
10:38It's a bus going to South London.
10:44It's a red bus.
10:45Yeah.
10:46Big bus.
10:47It's a metro line by Double Decker.
10:49Yes!
10:51You've got one to go.
10:52You've got one to go.
10:53What is this?
10:54What are you looking at?
10:55Flake!
10:56Yes!
10:57You've got it!
10:59Congratulations to you, SportsCenter.
11:01Give it up for George!
11:08Oh!
11:09That was exhilarating.
11:10Larry, what did you think of George's performance there?
11:12Sweet.
11:16There's three questions you missed, George.
11:17Let's have a look.
11:19There's this one.
11:20Anybody got any ideas?
11:21Time out.
11:22It is time out, yeah.
11:23I thought it was ripped bastard, but it's not.
11:26Let's have a look at the next one.
11:28That is...
11:29Mars!
11:30Mars!
11:31Oh, no!
11:32Mars!
11:33There we go.
11:34What planet is a chocolate bar?
11:38Okay, this one.
11:39This is a tough one.
11:40Anybody?
11:41Bouncy!
11:42Bouncy!
11:43There you go.
11:44Give it up for George, though.
11:45What a performance.
11:47Alright, Mum, with two questions in, what are the scores, please?
11:50Give it a bit of drama, a little bit of Christmas.
11:52Like drama, but how do you want me to say?
11:55Like, just give it a little bit of body movement, you know.
11:57Like that?
11:58You've got this, and you've got that, and we're done!
12:01Good luck to you.
12:02Motsi and Dudu.
12:04Yeah.
12:06Nothing at the moment, but you will get some more, OK?
12:09No!
12:10I'm sorry.
12:12Josh and Tom.
12:13Yeah.
12:14500 pounds!
12:19Wow, wow, wow.
12:20George and Larry, 700 pounds!
12:25Well done, guys.
12:26Time for a break now.
12:27Remember, family is the greatest gift,
12:29unless they got you a PlayStation.
12:30See you in a bed.
12:31APPLAUSE
12:32Welcome back to Parents Evening.
12:33Kids, remember, you can't influence your parents during these questions, so once again, let's get set for our next one.
12:52This time, your question is all about board games.
13:03What you're going to have to do is name the board game from its official tagline.
13:07For example, skill game where you're the doctor.
13:10What board game is that?
13:12I haven't got a clue.
13:15LAUGHTER
13:16OK, it's not.
13:17That does sound like a board game, but that's not the correct answer.
13:19Oh, yeah.
13:20It's actually Operation.
13:21It's a great game.
13:22Slightly more difficult to play nowadays because of NHS waiting times.
13:24LAUGHTER
13:25Larry, do you think George would be any good at this?
13:28Yeah.
13:29Is he competitive when you're playing board games?
13:31Very.
13:32Very, OK.
13:33Yeah, it gets competitive at our house, doesn't it, Mum?
13:34You come over every Christmas, play a bit of Uno.
13:36I'm rubbish at it.
13:38Yeah.
13:39Well, you don't know that every year you don't know.
13:40You always mention I haven't improved at all.
13:43So why don't you teach me how to play?
13:45Mum, I teach you every year.
13:47Every?
13:48Every year.
13:49I say to you, this is safe.
13:50You walk me around.
13:51I'm just going to watch a couple of games because I can't get my head around it.
13:53Yeah.
13:54Let me start playing it.
13:55And then you go, should I put a two down?
13:56No, you can't put a two down!
13:58You cannot have anything I tell you!
14:00So how can I learn like that?
14:02This is what I say, you should learn manners.
14:04LAUGHTER
14:08It's Friday evening!
14:10OK, parents, it is time to bid.
14:14When Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
14:17OK, Lara, you're going to be opening the bids.
14:20How many of these do you think George can get?
14:24Five.
14:25That is a great opening bid.
14:27Tom?
14:29Six.
14:30You!
14:31OK, Dudu, what do you think?
14:32What do you think?
14:33You see, these gentlemen, they know that my child can get more.
14:38So they say, so I'm going out.
14:41You're out!
14:42Out!
14:47That is one of the most incredible justifications I've ever heard.
14:50Yeah.
14:51These gentlemen know my child can get more, so I'm out.
14:54LAUGHTER
14:57OK, Larry, it's six to b, what do you think?
15:00Seven.
15:01Ooh!
15:02Is it?
15:03Is it?
15:04Is it?
15:05LAUGHTER
15:06So, it's a bit of seven to beat.
15:09You seem quite stressed out.
15:10What's wrong?
15:11That's very edgy, isn't it?
15:12It is.
15:13LAUGHTER
15:14LAUGHTER
15:15I'll go eight.
15:17APPLAUSE
15:19This is, this is great gaming.
15:20OK, Larry.
15:21Thomas bid eight.
15:22Do you want to push him further?
15:23LAUGHTER
15:24Nine.
15:25LAUGHTER
15:26LAUGHTER
15:27LAUGHTER
15:28OK, Tom.
15:29I'm out.
15:30LAUGHTER
15:31That means that playing for £900, it's George!
15:44APPLAUSE
15:45APPLAUSE
15:46APPLAUSE
15:47So, out of ten, your dad thinks you can name nine board games from their slogan. George, are you ready?
16:04I'm ready.
16:05OK, let's go, good luck.
16:14Battleship.
16:15Is correct!
16:16APPLAUSE
16:17The Frantic Marble Munching Game.
16:20The Hippos, the Hungry Hippos.
16:22Is correct, I'll accept that, Hungry Hungry Hippos.
16:24APPLAUSE
16:25The Game of Strategic Conquest.
16:27RIS.
16:28Is correct!
16:30Every Word Counts.
16:31Scrabble.
16:32Is correct!
16:34The Game of Quick Draw.
16:37I don't know.
16:38Pass.
16:39Pass, OK.
16:40The Far Stealing Property Trading Game.
16:42Monopoly.
16:43Is correct!
16:45The Original Guessing Game.
16:46Guess Who.
16:47Is correct!
16:48I was trying.
16:49You've got three to get.
16:50Your Life, Your Way.
16:51Your Life, Your Way.
16:55Nope.
16:56I don't know what that is, pass.
16:57OK, next one.
16:58The Classic Barrel of Laughs for all the families.
17:03I don't know.
17:04OK, do you want to pass and come back to that one?
17:05Pass, pass, pass.
17:06OK, let's have a look at the next one.
17:07The Saddle Stacking Game with a Moody Mule.
17:13Buckaroo.
17:14Is correct!
17:15OK, we've got two to get.
17:16Game of Quick Draw.
17:23Two left to get.
17:24That kind of thing.
17:25Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
17:26I don't know.
17:27What kind of draw is that?
17:28Well, I can give you nothing beyond that.
17:30What's the next one?
17:31The other one?
17:32Let's have a look at the next one.
17:34Your Life, Your Way.
17:35It's probably the toughest one.
17:36It's the Game of Life.
17:37No.
17:38Oh!
17:39Bad luck.
17:40You couldn't reach nine, which means the money is getting split between the others.
17:41Let's hear it for George!
17:42Let's have a look at the ones you didn't get.
17:43The Game of Quick Draw is Pictionary.
17:44Oh!
17:45Yeah.
17:46Your Life, Your Way.
17:47It's probably the toughest one.
17:48It's the Game of Life.
17:49No.
17:50No.
17:51And the last one, the classic barrel of last for all the family.
17:52Josh, you got any idea?
17:53It's that one where you put the things on and the guy pops out the barrel.
17:55Yes.
17:56Pop-up pirates.
17:57Pop-up pirates.
17:58Wow.
17:59OK, Mum, could you give us a score, please?
18:00Of course I can.
18:01A little bit of Christmas pizzazz, please, if you don't mind.
18:02Mochi and doodoo.
18:03Yes.
18:04Yes.
18:05Yes.
18:06Yes.
18:07Yes.
18:08Yes.
18:09Yes.
18:10Yes.
18:11Yes.
18:12Yes.
18:13Yes.
18:14Yes.
18:15Yes.
18:16Yay!
18:17Woo!
18:18Woo!
18:19How did you do that?
18:20Holy!
18:21Would you like to like to say about a Значит would the last and Sunday?
18:24Yeah.
18:25And you may not feelbirds!
18:26Three!
18:27Well, I'm supposed to tell you like to make it.
18:28And it's just that you Thank Groote andercie from Southerndon kerr!
18:29You kind of did the last on a request?
18:31Well, thank you!
18:32How do they give up a month.
18:33You can tell them that Mark Brad said, no.
18:34He told me that he didn't get anyique experience.
18:35OK, I'll get that!
18:36In a sense.
18:37What are you on that sentence?
18:38stoves in this class makes 15 days old.
18:39I'm supposed to take that money.
18:40I'm sorry to leave a house when you have in the bagPower into my room
18:41So basically, Motsi and Duda, you benefited from Larry sort of getting overexcited with the beans.
18:45We're happy. We're happy about that.
18:47OK. From this point, you will not be given any clues, OK?
18:51Instead, you'll be given a category, and you have to list as many correct answers as you can in that category.
18:56Plus, every correct answer is now worth £200.
19:00Ooh!
19:01Because there's nothing more Christmassy than suddenly everything being twice the price.
19:05So, Josh, Motsi and George, let's get you set for the next question.
19:11MUSIC
19:15Your next category is Christmas dinner.
19:19You have to guess all the components of the traditional Christmas dinner at Wetherspoon.
19:23LAUGHTER
19:25By the way, just so you know, from this point on, if any of you say an answer before the game begins,
19:29it will be considered cheating, I'm afraid.
19:31In which case, the answer will be removed, and I'll take £100 off your total.
19:35And I might take away £100 if Josh says anything, because he really is bringing out my inner bully.
19:39LAUGHTER
19:41Dudu, what's a South African Christmas meal like?
19:43South Africa is...
19:45It's summer.
19:47Because in summer, you stay outside, we do brides.
19:51And when I get here in Europe, Christmas was inside.
19:56LAUGHTER
19:57It's cold. It's different, isn't it?
20:00I mean, that's a really nice verse saying Christmas here is shit.
20:03LAUGHTER
20:08Dudu, Motsi has not played yet, because your favourite phrase tonight has been,
20:12I'm out.
20:13LAUGHTER
20:14Do you think this might be the one that she could step up?
20:16Yes.
20:17Yes.
20:18OK, well, let's see.
20:19Parents, it's time to bid.
20:21LAUGHTER
20:22When Mum tried this earlier, she scored five.
20:24APPLAUSE
20:33OK, it's not that much of a flex.
20:35All right, Tom, it's your turn to bid first.
20:37How many do you think Josh can get?
20:39Four.
20:40Four.
20:41Dudu, what are you thinking?
20:42I'm out.
20:43LAUGHTER
20:54Is it right, have you flown all the way from South Africa to play this tonight?
20:57Yes.
20:58Yes.
20:59And you just don't want Motsi to get involved at all?
21:01No, that's not.
21:04Larry, Tom's bid four, what do you think?
21:07Five.
21:08Five, OK.
21:09Could this be another duel again? Tom?
21:11Six.
21:12Oh.
21:13Larry?
21:15I'm out.
21:19OK, well, that means that playing for £1200 is Josh!
21:30So, your dad thinks you can name six savouring components
21:32that are listed in the traditional Christmas dinner at JD Wetherspin,
21:35otherwise known as spoons.
21:37Multiple guesses are allowed,
21:38but if you take too long without giving a correct answer,
21:40you will time out.
21:41OK.
21:42Off you go.
21:43OK.
21:44Turkey.
21:46It's there.
21:47Gravy.
21:49Gravy, sir.
21:50Carrots.
21:51Stuffing.
21:52Carrots is there, yeah.
21:53Potatoes.
21:54We need more specific than that.
21:56Roast potatoes.
21:57No.
21:58Boiled potatoes.
21:59No.
22:00Mashed potatoes?
22:01Yes.
22:02I thought the same.
22:03I thought the same.
22:04I thought the same.
22:05Bread sauce.
22:06Um.
22:07Uh.
22:08Sprouts.
22:09No.
22:10Carrots.
22:11Chicken.
22:12Beef.
22:13Um.
22:14Oh, God.
22:15Stuffing.
22:16No.
22:17Um.
22:18And.
22:19Stuffing.
22:20I've already got stuffing!
22:21Oh, no!
22:22Oh, no!
22:23Oh, no!
22:24Who was it?
22:25Josh, I'm so sorry.
22:26Bad luck.
22:27The money's getting split between the others.
22:28Give it up for Josh!
22:29That was tough!
22:30What would you have gone for?
22:31Okay.
22:32This is the full list.
22:33And I think you'll find it pretty offensive.
22:34Oh.
22:35Oh.
22:36Do you know what?
22:37I don't hate myself after that.
22:38First of all, can I just say, pigs in blankets, getting a bit of pig, then wrapping it in a bit of pig.
22:56I mean, absolutely taking the piss there.
22:59Motsi, how are you feeling about not being put up for any of the rounds so far?
23:02I feel the ambitious person in myself is screaming.
23:06Yeah.
23:07But on the other side, I'm just like, you know, she protects me, I protect her.
23:12You guys are serving.
23:14More Dublin's going!
23:17Woo!
23:18Okay, Mum, what's that done to the scores, please?
23:23Josh and Tom, 950 pounds, because you know why.
23:28You know why.
23:29Motsi and Dudu, 1,055!
23:34Wow, we did it!
23:35I'd love it if the first time Motsi had to answer was in the final.
23:42And George and Larry, 1,300 pounds, guys!
23:48Okay, it's time for a festive break, which in my house means Lisa asking me to sleep in the garage.
23:55See you in a bit.
23:57Welcome back to the Parents Evening Christmas Special, proving family is a gift, but it's still worth keeping the receipt.
24:16OK, Josh, Motsi and George, let's get you set for your next question.
24:27Your next category is greetings cards.
24:31You're going to have to name the themes for cards available at Card Factory.
24:34Larry, who's a better gifter, you or George?
24:37Bearing in mind you give gifts of yourself, but...
24:40Well, Ian, it's certainly not me.
24:42I'm rather renowned in the family as spending 73 years
24:48getting a present for George that was right, but of course...
24:53I'm 45. I know.
24:55LAUGHTER
25:04I was 73, so it was 41 years in getting him a birthday
25:08and getting him a present that was right.
25:11LAUGHTER
25:12Unfortunately, you've said one of the answers.
25:15Oh.
25:16Which means I've got to take £100 off...
25:18No, no, no, no.
25:20What do you mean, no? That's the rules of the game, you said birthday.
25:22LAUGHTER
25:24Tom, was Josh very grateful for the gifts he received?
25:27Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
25:29Why, cos you didn't give him any?
25:31Er, well, we don't show a lot of emotion in our family, Romesh.
25:34Oh, really?
25:36Like, how often do you tell Josh you love him?
25:39Er, I don't think I've ever told him that.
25:42LAUGHTER
25:44I'm going to be honest with you, Tom, I know it's weird,
25:46but I'm on your side.
25:47LAUGHTER
25:49OK, parents, it's time to bid.
25:54When Mum tried this earlier, she scored six.
25:58Ooh.
25:59Ooh!
26:00Doodoo, you're going to be opening the bids.
26:02Yes.
26:03How many do you think Motsy can get?
26:05Three.
26:06Three?
26:06Eight.
26:07OK.
26:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:11Larry?
26:13Four.
26:14Four.
26:15Tom, what are you thinking?
26:16Five.
26:17Doodoo?
26:18Out. I'm out.
26:19You're out.
26:20LAUGHTER
26:22APPLAUSE
26:24LAUGHTER
26:26Larry, five is the bid to beat.
26:28I'll go six.
26:29Six.
26:30Tom?
26:31I thought you'd be like this, Larry.
26:33LAUGHTER
26:40I had a whole different impression of what you were like.
26:43LAUGHTER
26:44Tom, what did you think he was like?
26:45How has he differed?
26:46I thought you'd be like that guy off Gavin and Stacey.
26:48LAUGHTER
26:50LAUGHTER
26:52LAUGHTER
26:58What are you thinking, then, Tom?
26:59I'll go seven.
27:00OK.
27:01Larry?
27:02I'll go eight.
27:04LAUGHTER
27:05LAUGHTER
27:06LAUGHTER
27:07Tom?
27:12LAUGHTER
27:13LAUGHTER
27:14Um, nine.
27:15Nine!
27:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:19LAUGHTER
27:20Larry?
27:21Tom didn't think you were going to be like this.
27:23LAUGHTER
27:24LAUGHTER
27:25Ten.
27:26Ten.
27:27Ten.
27:28OK.
27:29APPLAUSE
27:30Tom?
27:31I'm, er...
27:32I'm going to go 11.
27:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:36OK, Larry, the bid is currently at 11.
27:38Erm...
27:39..
27:43I'm out.
27:44You are out.
27:48APPLAUSE
27:49OK.
27:50That means that playing for £2,200, it's Josh!
27:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:56OK, Josh, you're really keen for your dad to push up the bids,
28:06weren't you?
28:07I'll be honest, I never thought I'd see my dad in a dick-swinging
28:09contest with Larry Lamb.
28:10LAUGHTER
28:11So your dad thinks you can name 11 reasons for giving someone a card
28:15according to the card factory.
28:17Multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long without
28:19giving a correct answer, you will time out.
28:21We need 11.
28:22OK.
28:23Good luck to you, Josh.
28:25Off you go, whenever you're ready.
28:26Valentine's Day.
28:27Valentine's...
28:28Is that there?
28:29Christmas.
28:30Yep.
28:31Easter.
28:32No, keep guessing.
28:33New Year.
28:34Engagement.
28:36Engagement is there.
28:38Wedding.
28:39Wedding is there.
28:40Anniversary.
28:41Anniversary.
28:42Anniversary's there.
28:43Retirement.
28:44Retirement's there.
28:45New job.
28:46New job's there.
28:47Um...
28:48New baby.
28:49Christmas.
28:50Yep.
28:51Eid.
28:52Eid.
28:53Is there.
28:54And, um...
28:55Condolences.
28:56I'll accept that.
28:57It's sympathy.
28:58Well done, Josh!
28:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:00Congratulations, Josh.
29:01You scored 11.
29:02Winning you $2,200.
29:03I'll accept that.
29:04It's sympathy.
29:05Well done, Josh!
29:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:07Congratulations, Josh.
29:08You scored 11.
29:09Winning you $2,200.
29:10Give it up for Josh!
29:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:18Tom, that must make you feel like you really, really love Josh.
29:21I'm really proud of him and I love him really a lot.
29:24Oh!
29:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:32Happy Christmas.
29:35OK, let's have a look at the full list.
29:36There we go.
29:39Wow.
29:40Father's Day, Mother's Day.
29:41Motsu, do you think you could have got more than Josh?
29:43Or do you think you could have done that?
29:44Well, 11 not, but, yeah, baby shower, Mother's Day, Father's Day.
29:50Congratulations.
29:51Yeah, I mean, you're reading them?
29:53Yeah, yeah!
29:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:55What about you, George?
29:56I could have got more.
29:57Yeah?
29:58Yeah.
29:59You could have got more?
30:00Oh, wow!
30:01I actually think this is quite an easy one.
30:03Right.
30:04Although I'm the guy who didn't get miles when I was looking at...
30:06LAUGHTER
30:07OK, Mum, what has that done to the scores, please?
30:10Wow.
30:11I'm excited.
30:12Let me read it for you.
30:13Yeah?
30:14LAUGHTER
30:15I'll be honest with you, Mum.
30:16I don't really like the way you said that.
30:17LAUGHTER
30:18We love it, Mum.
30:19Thank you, thank you.
30:20Let me read it for you.
30:21Let me read it for you.
30:22LAUGHTER
30:23I'm putting it in a bit sexy, boy.
30:24Oh, please, do not.
30:25All right.
30:26OK.
30:27Motsu and Duru.
30:281,050 pounds.
30:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
30:30I'm putting it in a bit sexy, boy.
30:31Oh, please, do not.
30:32LAUGHTER
30:40Very well done.
30:42George and Larry, 1,200 pounds.
30:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
30:47Lovely.
30:48Josh and Tom, 3,100 pounds.
30:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
30:55OK, Josh, Motsu and George,
30:57let's get you set for your last question in this round.
31:01LAUGHTER
31:03This question is all about festive football birds.
31:11What this is, is you're going to have to list the birds
31:13that have appeared on the badges of Premier League
31:15football teams past and present.
31:17Doodoo, does Motsu like football?
31:19Yes.
31:21LAUGHTER
31:26OK, parents, it's time to bid.
31:30So, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored one.
31:32LAUGHTER
31:34Larry, how many do you think George can get?
31:37Two.
31:38Two, OK.
31:39Tom?
31:40Three.
31:41Three, OK.
31:42Doodoo?
31:43Four.
31:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
31:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
31:47No!
31:49No!
31:51No!
31:52No!
31:53What's this?
31:54What's this?
31:56Larry?
31:57I'm out.
31:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:00Tom!
32:01Tom!
32:02Tom!
32:03Tom!
32:04Tom!
32:05Tom!
32:06Tom!
32:07Tom!
32:08Tom!
32:09It's with you!
32:10Do two as before.
32:11What do you want to do?
32:12I'm out.
32:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:14Oh, my God!
32:15This is the best possible result we could have hoped for.
32:29Merry Christmas, everybody.
32:31Playing for the first time for £800, it's Motsy!
32:35What's your knowledge of football badge birds?
32:36Not...
32:37Zero!
32:38You've only got to get four.
32:39OK.
32:40OK.
32:41And if you...
32:42What I'm going to say, if you do get four, the roof is going to come off this one.
32:45I...
32:46So your mum thinks that you can name four birds that you can name four birds that you can
32:47name four birds.
32:48Still do feature on the badges of football teams that have played in the Premier League.
32:49LAUGHTER
32:50Motsy, are you ready?
32:51I have no choice.
32:52OK.
32:53Wow.
32:54Motsy, are you ready?
32:55I have no choice.
32:56Wow.
32:57Motsy, are you ready?
32:58I have no choice.
32:59OK.
33:00Motsy, good luck, off you go, you just got a name for so just shoutouts and birds.
33:01Eagle.
33:02Eagle?
33:03EGLE.
33:04YES.
33:05Yes, thanks for giving me a call for a call.
33:06Yeah, thanks.
33:07Oh, that's my point here I circulate with it because she has hands as full of the
33:08being one.
33:09There's always nothing.
33:10We don't have this leg that actually goes, hands-up.
33:13Are you ready to go and try to do something?
33:14You will nota love it.
33:15But then we will keep them out.
33:17LOKITES, so let me do all that all of this.
33:18Alright, I'm Sutton.
33:19était very 커� obs $5 e4.
33:21And I suppose if I don't like them, felt a clue, they might try to try to put my
33:24your band if they didn't know anything
33:25Vulture, a liver bird, a pigeon, what else do you have, eagles, vultures, a hawk, a seagull, a seagull, a seagull there.
33:55CONGRATULATIONS, VULSEY, NEW WING, A HUNDRED FOURS, GOOD EVENING, VULSEY!
34:21Thank you, oh my gosh.
34:24I will never do that again.
34:27Give it up for Motsi Mamosi, everybody!
34:32Oh, man, that was exhilarating.
34:35How does that feel? Are you proud?
34:37It is. Yes.
34:39Let's have a look at the full list.
34:42Ooh. There we go.
34:44Mum, can you give us the scores, please?
34:46George and Larry, £1,200.
34:49APPLAUSE
34:52Motsi and Dudu, £1,850.
34:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:58My God.
35:00With Josh and Tom, £3,150.
35:08There is one more round before our final.
35:10Josh, Motsi and George, you're going to be answering questions on the buzzer,
35:13but we've given those buzzers to your parents.
35:15And they won't just decide when you answer, but what you answer.
35:19Get one right, you will add £400 to your total.
35:22But get it wrong and it will be split with the other teams.
35:25OK, are you ready?
35:26Yes.
35:27Then let's begin.
35:28First question.
35:35Name the carpenter.
35:40Larry? B.
35:41B. George?
35:42Jesus.
35:43It is Jesus.
35:44A is Sabrina Carpenter.
35:46Next question.
35:48Name the Christmas song.
35:53Tom? B.
35:54B. Josh?
35:55Little Drummer Boy.
35:56Is correct.
35:57A is Run Rudolph Run.
35:58Next question.
35:59Name the man playing Sandra.
36:05Tom?
36:06B.
36:07Josh?
36:08Don't know.
36:09It's Paul Burrell.
36:11What?
36:12Would you have got A, Josh?
36:13It's Richard Attenborough.
36:14It is Richard Attenborough, yes.
36:15OK, next question.
36:17Name the wise man.
36:21Tom?
36:22A.
36:23A, Josh?
36:24Dalai Lama.
36:25B is Dennis Wise.
36:26Next question.
36:27Name the bell.
36:32Larry?
36:33B.
36:34B. George?
36:35Alexander Graham.
36:36Yeah.
36:37A is Kristen Bell.
36:38Next question.
36:39Name the Christmas tool.
36:44Larry?
36:45B.
36:46B.
36:47Nutcracker.
36:48A is turkey baster.
36:49A is turkey baster.
36:50Doo-doo.
36:51Just a quick one.
36:52You know you've got a buzzer, yeah?
36:53Yeah.
36:54Next question.
36:55Name the Mary.
36:58Tom?
36:59B.
37:00B.
37:01Josh?
37:02Mary Queen of Scots.
37:03Mary Earps.
37:04Mary Earps.
37:05Name the Christmas pudding.
37:08Tom?
37:09A.
37:10Josh?
37:11Log.
37:12We won't accept that, I'm afraid.
37:13It's Yule Log.
37:14Oh, what?
37:16Would you have named B?
37:17Yeah, stolen.
37:18No, Panettone.
37:19So...
37:22Wow.
37:23But I like the confidence.
37:25Next question.
37:26Name the Joseph.
37:31Larry?
37:32B.
37:33B.
37:34Leslie?
37:35It is Leslie Joseph.
37:36I feel a little bit embarrassed that Dad thinks I would know about Leslie Joseph over Stalin.
37:40Yeah.
37:42Next question.
37:43Name the dame.
37:44B.
37:45Tom?
37:46B.
37:47B.
37:48Josh?
37:49Kelly Holmes.
37:50Is correct.
37:51A.
37:52Is Craig Revell Horwood.
37:53Is it?
37:54Yes.
37:55Oh, that's it, that's the end of the round.
37:59Mum, can you please confirm the final scores for us?
38:03Mo Sien Doodoo.
38:052,250 pounds.
38:08George and Larry.
38:093,200 pounds.
38:10Josh and Tom.
38:114,755 pounds.
38:12Congratulations, Josh and Tom.
38:13You have made it through to the final!
38:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:15George, how do you feel it went for you tonight?
38:17Dad's been kicking himself the whole way about the whole greeting card thing.
38:18You know, he's been kicking himself the whole way about the greeting card thing.
38:23You know what I mean?
38:24That's the last ten minutes.
38:25He's like, you could have done much better than that.
38:26You know?
38:27Mo Si, how do you feel the game went for you tonight?
38:28I think we did well.
38:29Yeah.
38:30We connected.
38:31Yeah.
38:32Yeah.
38:33And I'm proud of her.
38:34She came all the way from Africa for you.
38:35Yes.
38:36Oh, yeah.
38:37Yeah.
38:38Yeah.
38:39Yeah.
38:40Yeah.
38:41Yeah.
38:42Yeah.
38:43Yeah.
38:44Yeah.
38:45Yeah.
38:46Yeah.
38:47Yeah.
38:48Yeah.
38:49Yeah.
38:50Yeah.
38:51Yeah.
38:52Yeah.
38:53Yeah.
38:54Yeah.
38:55Yeah.
38:56Yeah.
38:57We have got to take a break now.
38:59Join us in a bit to see if Josh and Tom can double their money in our final round.
39:03I'm very tense because if they win it, we can only afford one car for me and mum to share
39:07home.
39:08What a nightmare.
39:09See you in a bit, guys.
39:10And welcome back to the parents' evening Christmas special where some parents are so disappointed
39:27in their offspring, you'd have thought they'd have married Meghan Markle.
39:31LAUGHTER
39:33Josh and Tom, by making it through to the final,
39:35you have secured your prize for charity.
39:37How much have they made, Mum?
39:38£4,750.
39:40Nice.
39:41APPLAUSE
39:44But, succeeding this round, we will double that,
39:47bringing the total to what, Mum?
39:48£9,500.
39:50Wow!
39:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:55Here is how it works.
39:56You're going to see a board of 12 possible answers,
39:59but only five of them are correct.
40:00To double your jackpot, all you have to do is identify all five.
40:03If you pick three wrong answers, I'm afraid you lose a round,
40:06but you do leave with your original jackpot of £4,750.
40:10Tom, you are going to be picking the category.
40:13Your options are Christmas carols,
40:16Winter Olympics and Christmas adverts.
40:20What are you thinking?
40:21You know what, I'm going to go with Christmas adverts.
40:24Christmas adverts.
40:26Josh and Tom, for the last time,
40:28let's play Parents' Evening.
40:30APPLAUSE
40:39Josh, how happy are you with the category that your dad's chosen?
40:42I've chosen the same, but they're all tough.
40:45What you have to do is you've got to name five titles
40:49of John Lewis Christmas adverts.
40:51OK.
40:52Here are the possible answers.
40:54The owl and the pussycat.
40:56The bear and the hare.
40:58The ass and the beaver.
41:00Monty the python.
41:02Moz the monster.
41:03Romesh the reindeer.
41:05The space oddity.
41:07The lightning rod.
41:09The man on the moon.
41:11Buster the boxer.
41:13The red herring.
41:14And Edgar the dragon.
41:16OK.
41:17So five of those are titles of John Lewis adverts
41:20and seven aren't.
41:22When you're ready, give me your first answer.
41:24I'm presuming you know none of them?
41:26You're correct.
41:27You're correct there.
41:28LAUGHTER
41:36So, Josh, what are you thinking?
41:38I remember the bear and the hare.
41:40That's a bear that's asleep in a cave and the hare buys it
41:44an alarm clock and Lily Allen's the music.
41:47The bear and the hare.
41:48Let's lock that in.
41:49Is that a Christmas ad?
41:55That is correct.
41:56What are you going for next?
41:59Any ones that you're certain of?
42:01Yeah.
42:02I remember Moz the monster being on sale in John the Lewis.
42:05John the Lewis.
42:06LAUGHTER
42:09That's what you call it when you come into money.
42:12LAUGHTER
42:14I'll just pop it over to John the Lewis.
42:17LAUGHTER
42:20So, Moz the monster was in John the Lewis.
42:23OK, let's lock in Moz the monster.
42:25Was Moz the monster a Christmas ad?
42:30Yes, it was.
42:32APPLAUSE
42:34You have got three to get.
42:36There was a weird bloke on the moon with a telescope.
42:39Do you remember him?
42:40He was quite creepy.
42:42Man on the moon.
42:43OK.
42:44I think that must be that one.
42:45Tom, you agree with that?
42:46Totally.
42:47Yeah.
42:48Let's lock in the man on the moon.
42:50Is the man on the moon a genuine John Lewis Christmas ad?
42:57It is!
42:58Well done!
42:59APPLAUSE
43:02OK, two to get.
43:03Yeah, I think there's one about a boxer dog that wants to play on the trampoline.
43:08Mm-hm.
43:09So, I think that must be Buster the Boxer.
43:11OK.
43:12Buster the Boxer.
43:13Let's lock that in.
43:14Is that a genuine Christmas ad?
43:16It is!
43:17Right.
43:18Right.
43:19So, we know some of those aren't real.
43:21OK, so you're one away from doubling your jackpot here.
43:23Which are the ones you definitely are just out of the question?
43:25I don't think Owl and the Pussycat, cos that's a children's story.
43:26So, Owl and the Pussycat's out.
43:27Ass and the Beaver, Romesh the Reindeer.
43:28Yeah.
43:29Monty the Python feels like a kind of copyright problem.
43:30Mm-hm.
43:31So, I don't think Owl and the Pussycat, cos that's a children's story.
43:34So, Owl and the Pussycat's out.
43:35Ass and the Beaver, Romesh the Reindeer.
43:36Yeah.
43:37Monty the...
43:38Monty the Python feels like a kind of copyright problem.
43:41Mm-hm.
43:42So, I don't think...
43:43So, I think it's one of the last four.
43:44Those bottom ones.
43:45So, Space Oddity...
43:46It's not going to be the Red Herring, cos that's a joke in itself, right?
43:48Yeah.
43:49So, should we go with the lightning rod?
43:51Because I just don't think they'd make up the lightning rod.
43:54You want to go with the lightning rod?
43:55OK, let's lock in the lightning rod.
43:57If this is right, you're doubling your jackpot.
44:00I'm sorry, the lightning rod is, er...
44:13It's actually a manscaping style, according to Wilkinson's sword.
44:17LAUGHTER
44:18OK.
44:19So, you've got one wrong.
44:21Three wrong and you're out.
44:22What are you thinking now?
44:23Oh, suddenly Monty the Python's drawing me in.
44:26Mm.
44:27Is there only one more right answer here?
44:29There's only one more correct one, yeah?
44:32I think the dragon or the python.
44:35I agree.
44:36Monty the Python.
44:38OK, let's lock in Monty the Python.
44:40Is Monty the Python a genuine Christmas ad?
44:52Oh!
44:53I'm sorry.
44:54Uh, Monty the Penguin.
44:55Oh, it was, yeah!
44:57Whatever you choose now, you're either doubling or you're out.
45:00OK?
45:01Because if it's right, you're doubling your jackpot.
45:02Yeah.
45:03If it's wrong, you're out of the game.
45:04Yeah.
45:05We took it to the edge.
45:06You took it right to the edge?
45:07Edgar the Dragon, man.
45:08Oh.
45:09I think it'll be Edgar the Dragon, Momesh.
45:11OK.
45:12Oh.
45:13So, thank you, Tom.
45:14LAUGHTER
45:15Let's lock in Edgar the Dragon.
45:17Is Edgar the Dragon a genuine Christmas ad?
45:20For Christmas.
45:21Come on.
45:22The Virgin Candy.
45:23Mexico
45:27hasn't changed.
45:28NewalandIES!
45:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:34Congratulations!
45:35You've doubled your jackpot at £9,500!
45:42What charity have you been out of your money to?
45:44The Lilly Foundation, which is a small charity that helps children
45:49with mitochondrial disease and families that are affected by it.
45:51Fantastic. Give it up for Josh and Tom.
45:54That is all for tonight.
45:56Thank you to my guests, Monty and Goudou Mamousi,
45:59George and Larry Lamb, and Josh and Tom Widdicombe.
46:03Thank you so much for watching.
46:05If you enjoyed all these families spending time together,
46:07you can go back to ignoring yours.
46:09Have a great Christmas. Say goodbye, Mum.
46:11Bye-bye, everybody. Merry Christmas.
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