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00:27Hello, I'm Roman Schering and I'm Nathan,
00:29Welcome to this special Christmas edition of parents evening the show where celebs team up with their parents and kids to win money for charity
00:36I love Christmas my family actually call me Santa because they only ever see me once a year
00:41Playing tonight. We have got comedian Josh Widdicombe and his dad Tom
00:45And also here tonight is my mum Shanti Ranganathan
01:03Mum has been dropping hints about what she wants for Christmas, but I'm not going to get a divorce and then marry a Sri Lankan woman. Sorry
01:08Mum has been researching all of tonight's guests and she comes up with searching difficult questions like when she asked Lisa's parents
01:15Why their turkey is so bland?
01:18You should try adding spices
01:21What is something you found out for us today about our guests one of our guests gave a life-size photo?
01:29Themselves as a Christmas gift
01:31What kind of narcissistic prick would give a life-size poster themselves as a Christmas gift? Who was it?
01:48So who was the life-size photo of you for? My mum it turns out
01:55Yeah, we still laugh about that one
01:57Mum who would you like a life-size photo of?
02:00You?
02:02I love you
02:04Will you give me one?
02:05I will if it means I don't have to see you face to face
02:09Good luck tonight everybody. Let's play parents evening
02:16Parents you have to bid on how many questions out of 10 you think your child can guess right in a particular category
02:22Whoever's mum or dad bids the highest will have to play meet the target you get a hundred pounds for each correct answer
02:28But if you fall short that money is split between the others instead and to stop them influencing your bids
02:34We're going to put your kids on the naughty step three feet behind you
02:37So Josh Watson, George, let's get you set for tonight's first question
02:41Our first question is all about Christmas films you are going to have to identify Christmas films based on the user review written on letterboxd
02:56We've actually got some reviews here of you guys. This is from the Gavin and Stacey Christmas special
03:01This says protect Larry lamb all costs five stars. That's nice, isn't it?
03:06I agree with that completely. Yeah
03:09This is from josh's stand-up special. I love josh, but his voice really gets on my nerves
03:20Three stars. Yeah
03:23That's not you don't love someone and then give i'll be honest i'm listening now they are right about
03:27Yeah, i mean i was gonna say even in that it is quite irritating
03:31This is from my stand-up special
03:34Came for romesh stayed for shanty five stars
03:37Oh, well done on putting your own five-star review on tv
03:43Doodoo do you watch films at christmas?
03:45Yes
03:45Do you watch the strictly christmas special?
03:48No
03:50No, no i get it i get it why would you i mean it's not even the proper strictly though is it it's just josh
03:59Dressed as a penguin looking like a twat
04:02He was great though
04:04He was great
04:09He did a good job
04:10Moxie gave me a nine and it was sincere it was i thought i thought it was sincere until you said that yeah
04:16No
04:19Josh
04:20Your face in that photo
04:22It looks like it's the first time you've been allowed outside
04:27Just i'm so delighted to be a penguin
04:30Oh so it's a good voice when you do it is that okay
04:34I used it on my stand-up special you should have watched it five stars
04:38Okay parents it is time to bid
04:42Now when mum tried this earlier she scored zero
04:46Yeah it's true
04:47Tom you're going to be opening the bids how many do you think josh can get
04:52I reckon he'll get at least three three okay doodoo do you think moxie can get more than three
05:04Larry do you think george can get more than three
05:08Yeah i'll go for four four okay tom
05:11Yeah i'll go five okay nice larry tom's very confidently said five what do you think i'm out
05:19Oh
05:21That means playing for 500 pounds is josh
05:23Hello josh
05:33Hello josh hello romesh okay out of ten your dad thinks you can guess five christmas movies from their review on letterboxd
05:39You can give multiple guesses yeah you can pass as many times as you want but you only have 90 seconds
05:44Cool mum's going to be timing the round i'm worried 90 seconds josh you've got five to get good luck off you go
05:50A small child and a duo of criminals attempt to brutally murder each other
05:55Home alone four and a half stars is correct well done
05:58That's actually two stars love actually it's not actually it's a wonderful movie it's absolutely correct
06:10Who's taking care of jude law's children while he's having bad sex with cameron diaz three stars it is the holiday well done
06:15He's got one to get
06:17Tim allen kills santa claus and takes his job three santa claus it is the santa claus
06:22Oh
06:38Josh incredible work was that celebration proportionate to naming five christmas movies
06:44To decide what's your favorite christmas film mom home alone what about love actually
06:50Love actually what is that i like the film where hugh grant's the prime minister i don't like hugh grant
07:01Why don't you like hugh grant it's very rude
07:07He can be popular yeah he should learn manners mom mom
07:10Yes
07:11Yes
07:13For you as well
07:15For me
07:21Yes
07:23Someone is standing up to him yes mommy
07:25Thank you darling thank you i love your dance
07:28Oh
07:29Oh
07:31Okay josh mozzi and george let's get you set for your next question
07:42Okay this time your question is all about chocolate
07:45Sometimes people aren't sure whether a chocolate is vegan or not the rule i use is if you're enjoying it it's not vegan
07:51What you're gonna have to do for this one is you have to name the chocolate bar represented by the picture for example this one mom what chocolate is that
08:00Lion bar lion bar is absolutely right yeah i mean to be fair you just have to say it was a big face
08:05How can i miss it yeah okay parents it's time to bid
08:11Now when mum tried this earlier she scored two
08:14Dudu you're going to be opening the bids how many do you think mozzi can get
08:19Two okay larry dude is bid two how many do you think george can get five five
08:30Tom
08:32I'll go six
08:33okay
08:35Dudu six is the bid to be no i'm out you're out okay fair enough
08:41larry seven oh
08:43oh okay i like this okay tom this is a battle now i'm out oh no
08:51so that means playing for 700 pounds it's george
09:01hello george how are you how are you i'm good i've suddenly felt a lot less attractive
09:07okay so how do you feel about this round i like chocolate a lot
09:12but yeah i feel confident oh god when you said looked at me and said i like chocolate a lot i felt
09:17yeah yeah yeah
09:22i could be that chocolate george
09:27okay so your dad thinks you can name seven chocolates from the ten clues provided okay
09:32george good luck to you off you go you've got seven to get
09:34what chocolate is this picnic is correct
09:41whisper whisper is correct what's this one yorkie is correct what's this one
09:49what's this one planet no that's the planet that's the earth we don't have a pick we don't have a
10:01chocolate called planet or earth uh moon milky uh milky way
10:09what is the chocolate bar called that's got something to do with the moon i can't give
10:12me any options i'd love to yeah pass pass pass it's a dime bar yes correct yeah okay let's go
10:19next one eminem for eminem eminems yes
10:24yeah you've got two to get what's this one bucket of treasure chest box money
10:33pass if you want to come look at the next one yeah next one okay pass
10:37what's this one it's a bus going to south london
10:41red bus yeah big bus it's a metro line by a double decker yes
10:51you've got one to go you've got one to go where is this what are you looking at
10:54flake yes you've got it
10:59congratulations you scored seven winning some of your guys give it up for george
11:02oh that was exhilarating larry what did you think of george's performance there sweet
11:15there's three questions you missed george let's have a look
11:18there's this one anybody got any ideas it is time out yeah i thought it was ripped bastard but
11:25let's have a look at the next one that is
11:32mom here we go what planet is a chocolate bar
11:37okay this one this is a tough one anybody
11:40bouncy
11:43there you go give it up for george though what a performance
11:47all right mom the two questions in what are the scores please and give it a bit of drama a little
11:51bit of christmas like drama what what what how do you want me like just give it a little bit body
11:56movement you know like that you got this and you got that and we're done
11:59good luck to you mozzi and dudu yeah nothing at the moment but you will get some more
12:08i'm sorry josh and tom yeah 500 pounds
12:18wow wow wow george and larry 700 pounds
12:22well done guys time for a break now remember family is the greatest gift unless they got you a
12:29playstation see you in a bit
12:39welcome back to parents evening kids remember you can't influence your parents during these
12:50questions so once again let's get set for our next one
12:53this time your question is all about board games what you're going to have to do is name the board
13:05game from its official tagline for example skill game where you're the doctor what board game is that
13:12i haven't got a clue okay it's not that does sound like a board game but that's not the correct answer
13:19it's actually operation it's a great game slightly more difficult to play nowadays because of nhs waiting
13:24times
13:26larry do you think george would be any good at this yeah is he competitive when you're playing board
13:31games very very okay yeah it gets competitive at our house doesn't it mom you come over every
13:35christmas play a bit of uno i'm rubbish at it yeah we don't know that every year you always mention
13:41i haven't improved at all so why don't you teach me how to play mom i teach you every year
13:50i'm just gonna watch a couple of games because i can't get my head around it
13:55and then you go should i put the two down no you can't put two down
13:58you cannot how many times i'm gonna tell you how can i learn like that this is what i said you should
14:03learn manners
14:10okay parents it is time to bid when mum tried this earlier she scored zero okay larry you're
14:18going to be opening the bids how many of these do you think george can get
14:21five that is a great opening bid tom six no okay doodoo what do you see this gentleman
14:34they these they know that my child can get more so they said so i'm going out you're out
14:42that is one of the most incredible justifications i've ever heard yeah these gentlemen know my child
14:52can get more so i'm out
14:57okay larry it's six to b what do you think seven oh
15:06so it's it's a bit of seven to beat you seem quite stressed out what's wrong
15:11that's very edgy isn't it
15:20i'll go eight
15:26this is this is great gaming okay larry tom has been eight do you want to push him further
15:33okay
15:43okay tom i'm out
15:45so out of ten your dad thinks you can name nine board games from their slogan george are you ready
16:04i'm ready okay let's go good luck
16:07the classic naval combat game
16:14battleship is correct
16:18the frantic marble munching game the hippos the hungry hippos is correct i'll accept that
16:23hungry hungry hippos the game of strategic conquest is correct
16:28every word counts gravel is correct the game of quick draw
16:36i don't know pass pass okay
16:40fast-dealing property trading game monopoly is correct
16:45the original guessing game guess who is correct
16:47your life your way your life your way
16:55nope i don't know what that is pass okay next one
16:58the classic barrel of last for all the farmers
17:00i don't know okay do you want to pass and come back to that one okay let's have a look at the next one
17:07the saddle stacking game with a moody mule
17:09ah buckaroo it's correct okay game of quick draw
17:23two left to get that kind of thing yeah i mean i don't know i don't know what like
17:26what kind of draw is that well i can give you nothing beyond that
17:30what's the next one the other one look at the next one
17:33your life your way
17:34bad luck you couldn't reach nine which means the money's getting split between the others
17:41let's hear it for george
17:49let's have a look at the ones you didn't get the game of quick draw is pictionary
17:56your life your way it's probably the toughest one it's the game of life
17:59no and the last one the classic barrel of last for all the family josh got any idea it's that one
18:06where you put the things on and the guy pops out the barrel yes pop-up pirate
18:11okay mom could you give us a scores please of course i can a little bit of christmas pizzazz
18:15please if you don't mind mochi and doodoo yes 455
18:21oh my god josh and tom 950
18:40so basically mochi and doodoo you benefited from larry sort of getting over excited with the beans
18:45we're happy we're happy about that okay from this point you will not be given any clues okay
18:51instead you'll be given a category and you have to list as many correct answers as you can in that
18:55category plus every correct answer is now worth 200 pounds because there's nothing more christmasy
19:02than suddenly everything being twice the price so josh mochi and george let's get you set for the next
19:08question
19:15your next category is christmas dinner you have to guess all the components of the traditional
19:21christmas dinner at wetherspoon by the way just so you know from this point on if any of you say an
19:27answer before the game begins it will be considered cheating i'm afraid in which case the answer will be
19:32removed and i'll take 100 pounds off your total and i might take away 100 pounds if josh says anything
19:37because he really is bringing up my inner bully um dude what's a south african christmas meal like
19:43south africa is uh it is it's summer because in summer you stay outside we do brides
19:52and when i get here in europe christmas was inside it's cold it's different isn't i mean that's a
20:01really nice verse saying christmas here is shit
20:07doo doo mozzi has not played yet because your favorite phrase tonight has been i'm out
20:14do you think this might be the one that she could step up yes yes okay well let's see parents it's time
20:19time to bid when mum tried this earlier she scored five
20:32okay it's not that much of a flex uh all right tom it's your turn to bid first how many do you
20:37think josh can get four four do do what you're thinking i'm out is it right have you flown all
20:55the way for south africa to play this tonight yes yes and you just don't want mozzi to get involved
21:00us all no no larry tom's bid four what do you think five five five okay could this be another
21:09duel again tom six oh larry i'm out okay well that means that playing for 1200 pounds is josh
21:22so your dad thinks you can name six savoring components that are listed in the traditional
21:33christmas dinner at jd weatherspin otherwise known as spoons multiple guesses are allowed but if you
21:38take too long without giving a correct answer you will time out okay off you go okay turkey
21:44it's there gravy gravy gravy sir carrots stuffing carrots is there yeah uh potatoes we need more
21:55specific than that roast potatoes no boiled potatoes no mashed potatoes yes fuck off
22:05bread sauce um uh sprouts no no carrots chicken uh beef um oh god
22:14uh stuffing no um um and uh stuff stuffing i've already got stuffing oh no oh no josh i'm so sorry
22:28bad luck the money's getting split between the others give it up for josh that was tough
22:34good luck what would you have gone for okay this is the full list and i think you'll find it pretty
22:45offensive oh do you know what i don't hate myself after that first of all can i just say pigs in blankets
22:53getting a bit of pig then wrapping it in a bit of pig i mean absolutely taking the piss there mozzi how are you
23:00feeling about not being put up for any of the rounds so far i feel the ambitious person in myself is
23:05screaming yeah but on the other side i'm just like you know she protects me i protect her you guys are
23:13serving
23:20okay mom uh what's that done to the scores please josh and tom oh 950 pounds because you know why
23:30mozzi and doodoo 1055
23:38i'd love it if the first time mozzi had to answer was in the final
23:43and george and larry 1 300 pounds guys
23:50okay it's time for a festive break which in my house means lisa asking me to sleep in the garage see you in a bit
24:00so
24:10welcome back to the parents evening christmas special proving family is a gift but it's still worth
24:14keeping the receipt okay josh mozzi and george let's get you set for your next question
24:27your next category is greetings cards you're gonna have to name the themes for cards available at card
24:33factory larry who's a better gifter you or george bearing in mind you give gifts of yourself but
24:39well you know it's certainly not me i'm rather renowned in the family as spending 73 years
24:47getting a present for george that was right but of course you know i'm 45 i know
24:54i was 73 so it was 41 years in getting him a birthday yeah for getting a present that was right
25:10unfortunately you've said one of the answers oh which means i've got to take 100 pounds off no
25:19no that's the rules of the game you said birthday
25:24tom was josh very grateful with the gifts he received
25:27oh i don't know i don't know why because you didn't give him any
25:30uh well we don't show a lot of emotion in our family romesh oh really how often do you tell josh
25:38you love him uh i don't think i've ever told him that i'm gonna be honest with you tom i know
25:46it's weird but i'm on your side okay parents it's time to bid when mum tried this earlier she scored six
26:00doodoo you're gonna be opening the bids yes how many do you think what's he can get three three yes okay
26:12larry four four tom i think five dude out i'm out you're out
26:20larry five is the bid to be i'll go six six tom i never thought you'd be like this larry
26:40i had a whole different impression of what you were like
26:43like so what do you think what did you think he was like how is he differed i thought he'd be like
26:47that guy off gavin and stasis what are you thinking then tom i'll go seven okay larry i'll go eight
27:04um nine nine
27:21larry tom didn't think you were gonna be like this
27:23i'm uh i'm gonna go 11. okay larry the bid is currently at 11. um
27:43i'm out
27:43i'll be honest i never thought i'd see my dad in a dick swinging contest with larry lang
28:11so your dad thinks you can name 11 reasons for giving someone a card according to the card
28:17factory multiple guesses are allowed but if you take too long without giving a correct answer
28:21you will time out we need 11. okay good luck to you josh thank you off you go whenever you're ready
28:26valentine's day valentine's is up there christmas yep easter no keep guessing new year
28:35engagement engagement engagement is there wedding wedding is that anniversary anniversary's that
28:44retirement retirement's that new job new job's there um new baby christney yep ead ead is there
28:57and um condolences i'll accept that it's sympathy well done josh
29:08congratulations josh you scored 11 winning you 2200 give it up for josh
29:19tom that must make you feel like you really really love josh
29:22i'm really proud of him and i love him really a lot
29:32happy christmas
29:35okay let's have a look at the full list there we go
29:39wow
29:42matsu do you think you could have got more than josh you think you could have done that
29:44well 11 not but uh yeah baby shower mother's day father's day congratulations yeah i mean you're
29:53you're reading them yeah yeah what about you george i could i could have got more yeah yeah
30:01i think this is i actually think this is quite an easy one although i'm the guy who didn't get miles
30:06when i was looking at okay mom what has that done to the schools please i'm excited let me read it for
30:14you yeah
30:20i'll be honest with you mom i don't really like the way you said that
30:22that's that's you love it mom thank you thank you let me read it for you for you i'm putting a bit sexy
30:31boy oh please do not all right okay mozzie and doo-doo
30:37one thousand fifty pounds
30:39woohoo very well done george and larry one thousand two hundred pounds
30:49josh and tom three thousand one hundred and one
30:56okay josh mozzie and george let's get you set for your last question in this round
31:08this question is all about festive football birds what this is is you're going to have to list the
31:13birds that have appeared on the badges of premier league football teams past and present
31:18doo-doo does mozzie like football yes
31:26okay parents it's time to bid
31:30so when mom tried this earlier she scored one
31:34larry how many do you think george can get
31:38two two two okay tom three three okay doo-doo four
31:57larry i'm out
32:07okay tom tom tom it's with you to do as before
32:14do you what you want to do i'm out
32:17this is the best possible result we could have hoped for
32:32merry christmas everybody playing for the first time for 800 pounds it's mozzie
32:45my
32:49four five birds
32:52what's your knowledge of football badge birds not zero
32:54zero
32:56okay you've only got to get four okay okay and if you look what i'm going to say if you do get four
33:00the roof is going to come off this one.
33:03So, your mum thinks that you can name four birds that have featured,
33:06or still do feature,
33:08on the badges of football teams that have played in the Premier League.
33:12Motsy, are you ready?
33:13I have no choice.
33:17Wow, wow.
33:18Motsy, good luck, off you go, you've just got to name four.
33:20So, just shout out some birds.
33:21Eagle.
33:22Eagle.
33:24Yes, that's right.
33:27OK, good go, good go.
33:28Vulture.
33:30Uh, uh, a liver bird.
33:32Liver bird is right, keep going.
33:36Um, uh, a pigeon, uh, what else do you have?
33:42Eagles, vultures, a hawk, um, a seagull.
33:45A hawk will accept, a hawk will accept it.
33:47Yes, a seagull.
33:48A seagull, a seagull there.
33:49Yes, a seagull, a seagull, a seagull, a seagull, a seagull, a seagull, a seagull, a seagull, a seagull.
34:00Congratulations, Motsy.
34:01You win 800 pounds.
34:01Give it up for Motsy.
34:05Oh, my God.
34:07Oh, my God.
34:08I will never miss you.
34:11Oh, my God.
34:11I will never do that again.
34:13Give it up for Motsy Mabesi, everybody.
34:15Oh, man.
34:16That was exhilarating.
34:17How does that feel?
34:18You proud?
34:20Yes.
34:21Yes.
34:22Let's have a look at the full list.
34:23Oh, my God.
34:24Oh, my God.
34:25Oh, my God.
34:26Oh, my God.
34:27Oh, my God.
34:28Oh, my God.
34:29Oh, my God.
34:30Oh, my God.
34:31Oh, my God.
34:32Oh, my God.
34:33Oh, my God.
34:34Oh, my God.
34:35Oh, my God.
34:36Oh, my God.
34:37Oh, my God.
34:38Oh, my God.
34:39Let's have a look at the full list.
34:43Who is it?
34:44ooh.
34:45There we go.
34:46Mum, can you give us the scores, please?
34:47George and Larry, ÂŁ1,200.
34:50APPLAUSE
34:54Mootsy and Dudu, 1,850...
34:56CHEERING
34:58CHEERING
35:00My God.
35:01Josh and Tom, ÂŁ3,150.
35:05CHEERING!
35:08There is one more round before our final.
35:11Josh, Moxie and George, you're going to be answering questions on the buzzer,
35:15but we've given those buzzers to your parents.
35:17And they won't just decide when you answer, but what you answer.
35:20Get one right, you will add ÂŁ400 to your total.
35:23But get it wrong and it will be split with the other teams.
35:27OK, are you ready? Yes.
35:28Then let's begin.
35:36First question. Name the carpenter.
35:38BUZZER
35:40Larry. B. B. George.
35:42Jesus. It is Jesus.
35:44A is Sabrina Carpenter.
35:46Next question.
35:48Name the Christmas song.
35:51BUZZER
35:53Tom. B. B. Josh.
35:55Little Drummer Boy. Is correct.
35:57A is Run, Rudolph Run. Next question.
35:59Name the man playing Sandra.
36:03BUZZER
36:05Tom. B.
36:06B. B. B.
36:07Oh!
36:08Josh.
36:09Don't know.
36:10It's Paul Burrell.
36:11What?
36:12Would you have got A, Josh?
36:13It's Richard Attenborough.
36:14It is Richard Attenborough, yes.
36:15OK, next question.
36:16Name the wise man.
36:18BUZZER
36:20BUZZER
36:21Tom. A.
36:22A.
36:23A, Josh.
36:24Dalai Lama.
36:25It is Dalai Lama.
36:26B is Dennis Wise.
36:27Next question.
36:28Name the bell.
36:29BUZZER
36:32Larry. B.
36:33B.
36:34B. George.
36:35Alexander Graham.
36:36A.
36:37A.
36:38A is Kristen Bell.
36:39Next question.
36:40Name the Christmas tool.
36:41BUZZER
36:42BUZZER
36:43BUZZER
36:44Larry. B.
36:45B.
36:46Nutcracker.
36:47It is Nutcracker.
36:48A is Turkey Baster.
36:49Dudu, just a quick one.
36:51You know you've got a buzzer, yeah?
36:52BUZZER
36:53BUZZER
36:54Next question.
36:55Name the Mary.
36:57BUZZER
36:58Tom.
36:59B.
37:00B.
37:01B. Josh.
37:02Log.
37:03We won't accept that, I'm afraid.
37:04It's Yule Log.
37:05Oh, what?
37:06Would you have named B?
37:07Yeah, stolen.
37:08No, Panettone.
37:09BUZZER
37:10Wow.
37:11I like the confidence.
37:12Next question.
37:13Name the Joseph.
37:15BUZZER
37:16Larry.
37:17B.
37:18B.
37:19B.
37:20B.
37:21B.
37:22B.
37:23B.
37:24B.
37:25B.
37:26B.
37:27B.
37:28B.
37:29B.
37:30B.
37:31Larry.
37:32B.
37:33B.
37:34Leslie.
37:35It is Leslie Joseph.
37:36I feel a little bit embarrassed that Dad thinks I would know about Leslie Joseph over Stalin.
37:40Yeah.
37:41Next question.
37:43Name the dame.
37:45BUZZER
37:47Tom.
37:48B.
37:49B, Josh.
37:50Kelly Holmes.
37:51Is correct.
37:52A is Craig Revell Horwood.
37:53Is it?
37:54Yes.
37:55Oh, that's it.
37:56That's the end of the round.
37:58Ma'am, can you please confirm the final scores for us?
38:03Mosi and Doodoo.
38:062,250 pounds.
38:08CHEERING
38:09George and Larry.
38:133,200 pounds.
38:15CHEERING
38:17Josh and Tom.
38:194,750 pounds.
38:21CHEERING
38:22Congratulations, Josh and Tom.
38:23You have made it through to the final.
38:24CHEERING
38:25George, how do you feel it went for you tonight?
38:26Dad's been kicking himself the whole way about the whole greeting card thing.
38:29You know what I mean?
38:30That's the last ten minutes.
38:31He's like, you could have done much better than that.
38:32LAUGHTER
38:33Motsi, how do you feel the game went for you tonight?
38:34I think we did well.
38:35Yeah.
38:36We connected.
38:37Yeah.
38:38Yeah.
38:39Yeah.
38:40And I'm proud of her.
38:41She came all the way from Africa for you.
38:42Yes.
38:43APPLAUSE
38:44We have got to take a break now.
38:45Join us in a bit to see if Josh and Tom can double their money in our final round.
39:02I'm very tense because if they win it, we can only afford one car for me and Mum to share home.
39:07What a nightmare.
39:08See you in a bit, guys.
39:09CHEERING
39:24Welcome back to the Parents' Evening Christmas Special, where some parents are so disappointed in their offspring,
39:29you'd have thought they'd have married Meghan Markle.
39:31Josh and Tom are making it through to the final.
39:35You have secured your prize for charity.
39:37How much have they made, Mum?
39:38ÂŁ4,750.
39:40Nice.
39:41APPLAUSE
39:44But, succeeding this round, we will double that, bringing the total to what, Mum?
39:48ÂŁ9,500.
39:50Wow!
39:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:55Here's how it works.
39:56You're going to see a board of 12 possible answers, but only five of them are correct.
40:00To double your jackpot, all you have to do is identify all five.
40:03If you pick three wrong answers, I'm afraid you lose a round, but you do leave with your original jackpot of ÂŁ4,750.
40:10Tom, you are going to be picking the category.
40:13Your options are Christmas carols, Winter Olympics and Christmas adverts.
40:20What are you thinking?
40:21You know what, I'm going to go with Christmas adverts.
40:24Christmas adverts.
40:26Josh and Tom, for the last time, let's play Parents Evening.
40:30APPLAUSE
40:31APPLAUSE
40:36Josh, how happy are you with the category that your dad's chosen?
40:41I've chosen the same, but they're all tough.
40:45What you have to do is you've got to name five titles of John Lewis Christmas adverts.
40:51OK?
40:52Here are the possible answers.
40:54The owl and the pussycat.
40:56The bear and the hare.
40:58The ass and the beaver.
41:00Monty the python.
41:02Moz the monster.
41:03Romesh the reindeer.
41:05The space oddity.
41:08The lightning rod.
41:09The man on the moon.
41:11Buster the boxer.
41:13The red herring.
41:15And Edgar the dragon.
41:17OK.
41:18So five of those are titles of John Lewis adverts and seven aren't.
41:22When you're ready, give me your first answer.
41:24I'm presuming you know none of them.
41:26You're correct.
41:28The bear and the hare.
41:29That's a bear that's asleep in a cave and the hare buys it an alarm clock and Lily Allen's the music.
41:47The bear and the hare.
41:48Let's lock that in.
41:49Is that a Christmas ad?
41:51That is correct.
41:56Hold on mate.
41:58What are you going for next?
42:00Any ones that you're certain of?
42:01Yeah.
42:02I remember Moz the monster being on sale in John the Lewis.
42:05John the Lewis.
42:06That's what you call it when you come into money.
42:12I'll just pop it over to John the Lewis.
42:17So Moz the monster was in John the Lewis.
42:23OK.
42:24Let's lock in Moz the monster.
42:25Was Moz the monster in Christmas ad?
42:30Yes, it was.
42:33You have got three to get.
42:36There was a weird bloke on the moon with a telescope.
42:39Do you remember him?
42:40He was quite creepy.
42:41Man on the moon.
42:43OK.
42:44That must be that one.
42:45Tom, you agree with that?
42:46Totally.
42:47Yeah.
42:48Let's lock in the man on the moon.
42:49Is the man on the moon a genuine John Lewis Christmas ad?
42:57It is.
42:58Well done.
42:59APPLAUSE
43:01OK.
43:02Two to get.
43:03Yeah, I think there's one about a boxer dog that wants to play on the trampoline.
43:08Mm-hm.
43:09So I think that must be Buster the Boxer.
43:11OK.
43:12Buster the Boxer.
43:13Let's lock that in.
43:14Is that a genuine Christmas ad?
43:16It is.
43:17Right.
43:18Right.
43:19Right.
43:20So we know some of those aren't real.
43:23OK.
43:24So you're one away from doubling your jackpot here.
43:29Which are the ones you definitely are just out of the question?
43:31I don't think Owl and the Pussycat because that's a children's story.
43:34So Owl and the Pussycat's out.
43:35Ass and the Beaver, Romesh the Reindeer.
43:37Yeah.
43:38Monty the Python feels like a kind of copyright problem.
43:41Mm-hm.
43:42So I don't think...
43:43So I think it's one of the last four.
43:45Those bottom ones.
43:46So Space Oddities...
43:47It's not going to be the Red Herring because that's a joke in itself, right?
43:49Yeah.
43:50So should we go with the lightning rod?
43:52Because I just don't think they'd make up the lightning rod.
43:54You want to go with the lightning rod?
43:55OK.
43:56Let's lock in the lightning rod.
43:58If this is right, you're doubling your jackpot.
44:10I'm sorry.
44:11The lightning rod is a...
44:13It's actually a manscaping style according to Wilkinson Sword.
44:16LAUGHTER
44:17OK.
44:18So you've got one wrong, three wrong and you're out.
44:22What are you thinking now?
44:23Oh, suddenly Monty the Python's drawing me in.
44:26Mm.
44:27Is there only one more right answer here?
44:29There's only one more correct one, yeah.
44:32I think the dragon or the python.
44:34Monty the Python.
44:35I agree.
44:36Monty the Python.
44:37OK.
44:38Let's lock in Monty the Python.
44:40Is Monty the Python a genuine Christmas ad?
44:43Oh!
44:44I'm sorry.
44:45Monty the Penguin.
44:46Oh, it was, yeah.
44:47Whatever you choose now, you're either doubling or you're out.
44:49OK.
44:50Because if it's right, you're doubling your jackpot.
44:51If it's wrong, you're out of the game.
44:52We took it to the edge.
44:53You took it right to the edge.
44:54Edgar the Dragon.
44:55Edgar the Dragon, mate.
44:56I think it'll be Edgar the Dragon, Mumesh.
44:57OK.
44:58So, thank you, Tom.
44:59Let's lock in Edgar the Dragon.
45:00Is Edgar the Dragon a genuine Christmas ad?
45:02For Christmas, come on.
45:03Hayır!
45:04No!
45:05Yes!
45:06Yes!
45:07Yes!
45:08No!
45:09Yes!
45:10No!
45:11I think it'll be Edgar the Dragon, Mumesh.
45:12OK.
45:13So, thank you, Tom.
45:14Let's lock in Edgar the Dragon.
45:17Is Edgar the Dragon a genuine Christmas ad?
45:22For Christmas, come on.
45:23MUSIC
45:27New Orleans!
45:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:30Congratulations!
45:35You doubled your jackpot to ÂŁ9,500!
45:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:42What charity have you done that in the money to?
45:44The Lilly Foundation, which is a small charity
45:46that helps children with mitochondrial disease
45:49and families that are affected by it.
45:51A fantastic applause. Give it up for Josh and Tom!
45:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:55That is all for tonight.
45:56Thank you to my guests, Motsi and Gouda Moussi,
45:59George and Larry Lamb, and Josh and Tom Widdicombe.
46:03Thank you so much for watching.
46:05Now, if you enjoy these families spending time together,
46:07you can go back to ignoring yours.
46:09Have a great Christmas. Say goodbye, Mum.
46:10Bye-bye, everybody. I love you.
46:12Merry Christmas!
46:21APPLAUSE
46:24MUSIC
46:33efecto
46:42MUSIC
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