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00:00Man, I came in late the other day. She told me, she said, you ain't going nowhere tonight.

00:03I said, I'm going out, honey. She said, you ain't going no goddamn way tonight.

00:07I said, baby, I said, who the hell you think you're talking to?

00:10I said, look at my birth certificate. I'm 42 years old.

00:14She said, you want to be 43?

00:18This is a true story, man. I went out anyway, right?

00:21I was so nervous, I couldn't, I couldn't really, I couldn't.

00:25And I'm sitting up there, man, I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing.

00:28My pager kept going off and everybody was teasing me and everything.

00:31And she told me, I said, man, let me use your phone. I'm sick of my wife's car. I'm front.

00:35I'm really front.

00:36So I got, I got, I got, I called home and everything.

00:39And I said, hello.

00:40I said, don't ask me a goddamn thing. Just pay attention.

00:43I said, don't worry about where the hell I am. I'm in my skin.

00:47I'll be home goddamn when I get there.

00:49When I get there, I better have something to eat.

00:53And it better be hot and it better be good.

00:56You think I'm bullshitting?

00:58I said, let me speak to your mama.