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00:00Man, I came in late the other day. She told me, she said, you ain't going nowhere tonight.
00:03I said, I'm going out, honey. She said, you ain't going no goddamn way tonight.
00:07I said, baby, I said, who the hell you think you're talking to?
00:10I said, look at my birth certificate. I'm 42 years old.
00:14She said, you want to be 43?
00:18This is a true story, man. I went out anyway, right?
00:21I was so nervous, I couldn't, I couldn't really, I couldn't.
00:25And I'm sitting up there, man, I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing.
00:28My pager kept going off and everybody was teasing me and everything.
00:31And she told me, I said, man, let me use your phone. I'm sick of my wife's car. I'm front.
00:35I'm really front.
00:36So I got, I got, I got, I called home and everything.
00:39And I said, hello.
00:40I said, don't ask me a goddamn thing. Just pay attention.
00:43I said, don't worry about where the hell I am. I'm in my skin.
00:47I'll be home goddamn when I get there.
00:49When I get there, I better have something to eat.
00:53And it better be hot and it better be good.
00:56You think I'm bullshitting?
00:58I said, let me speak to your mama.
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