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00:01Diddy, what the hell are you doing?
00:04Goodbye, Diddy. We're done.
00:16You wanna get out of here?
00:25You sure you wanna do this?
00:27It's just one minute.
00:30Police.
00:40Wait, does that guy work here?
00:42What are you talking about? He's our boss.
00:44What? He's the boss?
00:45Yeah?
00:47Jennifer Langley.
00:48What do you mean again?
00:50$10,000?
00:51Per month?
00:52You're renting me to play your girlfriend?
01:00Yeah, baby.
01:01Jennifer, you slut!
01:15Yeah, baby.
01:16Jennifer, you slut!
01:25Stop!
01:26Kill him!
01:31You shut up. You shut the hell up.
01:45You slut the hell up.
01:46You slut!
01:47No!
01:48I'm just really glad I met you.
02:01I'm just really glad I met you.
02:02Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
02:07You were my best.
02:08I'm so rich.
02:09You're in my life.
02:10I'm so rich.
02:11You're in my life.
02:12You're in my life.
02:13You're in my life.
02:14Yay, Jay!
02:15Where's my drink?
02:16I just got cheated on, and I need alcohol.
02:18Be right with you.
02:19Gus got cheated on and I need alcohol.
02:22Be right with you.
02:23Okay.
02:29Sorry, I thought you were my friend JJ.
02:32We just changed shifts.
02:34Sorry for the wait.
02:36That one's on me.
02:38Thanks.
02:41That's a beautiful ring.
02:42Looks antique.
02:43Yeah, it is.
02:46But it's not worth anything anymore.
02:50Single again, huh?
02:52Congratulations.
02:53But I wouldn't throw that away.
02:55Looks expensive.
02:57And whoever gave it to you is an idiot.
03:06Wanna get out of here?
03:13Goodbye, Diddy.
03:14We're done.
03:15Well, if Diddy can fuck anyone, why can I?
03:20We're all bartender.
03:22I have nowhere else to go.
03:24And if you're willing, I can make your night
03:27unprepared.
03:45Make sure you're all right, Denise.
03:57Let's just move.
03:58It's just warm.
04:24Oh shit, I have an interview!
04:28Bye, handsome. This is all I've got.
04:50Miss Longley, let's be honest. Your father's mother.
04:54Why would any firm in that room might hire you?
04:58Please, ma'am. Okay, I graduate Yale Law with straight A's.
05:01Okay, I can prove to you that I...
05:03Stop.
05:04I fucked up again. Maybe Diddy was right.
05:15Diddy, what the hell are you doing?
05:18Wow, Jen, you just have to kill the mood.
05:21Sorry.
05:23Jesus, Jen, you're out of your damn mind!
05:26I did it, you bastard! You literally proposed to me last week!
05:29Baby, baby, baby, it's just marriage.
05:31Doesn't mean I have to quit having my friendly fun with females.
05:35Oh, come on, you know me. You know I got issues.
05:37I need sex. It's therapy to me.
05:40And with you, it's just work, work, work.
05:42I mean, you barely acknowledge I exist.
05:44Christ, Jen, even fucking Luna turns me on.
05:48What's this?
05:51Oops.
05:52Gippslim rejected your offer, huh?
05:55That's okay. I got money.
05:58Let's say...
06:01One last ride before Christmas?
06:02On me.
06:05Goodbye, Diddy. We're done.
06:11Fine.
06:13And don't ever come back!
06:14Fine!
06:15And by the way, I never will see your innocent face again, you motherfucker!
06:22Fuck it.
06:35You know, I've never been dumped by a girl before.
06:37That's surprising.
06:39I don't think I've ever seen you this emotional.
06:41Over a girl, huh?
06:43She rejected you.
06:45She must be a smart girl.
06:47Yeah, my first true love.
06:49Jennifer Langley.
06:50Gayle Law's golden girl.
06:53It's her.
06:56Sorry, I...
06:57I heard my friend, JJ.
06:59She could have married into all the money she wanted, but no.
07:02She's gotta go chase this law degree.
07:05Ambitious girls are rare.
07:07But if I was dating a narcissistic sex addict, I'd probably end it too.
07:11Okay, do me a favor and spare the lectures, Uncle Harry.
07:14I don't need that right now.
07:16It's over between us.
07:18Now, if you excuse me, Uncle.
07:21I'm gonna go blow off some steam.
07:24See you around.
07:28Leo.
07:31Talk to Jennifer Langley.
07:33Tell her we have a job for her.
07:35Wait.
07:36Tell her she starts tomorrow.
07:38Make her salary 500k a year.
07:40Got it.
07:42A law school dreamer.
07:45Interesting.
07:51Hello.
07:53Hi. Are you ready to go?
07:54Yeah, wait.
07:55Oh, give me one second.
07:57Hello?
07:59This is Leo from Lysolo.
08:01We saw your resume in Lincoln.
08:02We would like you offer the position, annual salary.
08:05$500,000, starting from tomorrow.
08:08Are you available?
08:09Oh, my God, really?
08:10Oh, thank you so much.
08:11I'll be there first thing tomorrow.
08:13Okay, bye.
08:15I'm just gonna job at Letty Law firm.
08:17What?
08:18Yeah!
08:19What?
08:20Yes!
08:28Please.
08:30That's where we are working place.
08:31It's all about working everything the same we talked before.
08:34You can do it, Jennifer.
08:35First day, you have to nail this.
08:38From 12 to 1 is rest.
08:41And...
08:42Oh, my God.
08:43That bartender.
08:44Why the hell is he here?
08:45Don't be late.
08:46Any questions, please ask me.
08:49Wait, does that guy work here?
08:54What are you talking about?
08:55It's our boss.
08:56It's the boss?
08:57Yeah.
08:58Leo, send in my new assistant.
09:00Copy, boss.
09:01You go.
09:15Jennifer Langley.
09:16We meet again.
09:17Allow me to introduce myself.
09:19I'm Harry Lessie, owner of Lessie Law.
09:22And your new boss.
09:24Any questions?
09:26Oh, shit.
09:27He definitely remembers me.
09:28I'm dead.
09:29He's gonna find me for sure.
09:32No.
09:33Actually, I just didn't expect you to be my boss.
09:36You seem disappointed.
09:41No, no.
09:42I...
09:43I just...
09:44I thought you would mind.
09:45Considering.
09:46Considering what?
09:47Your father's imprisonment?
09:50That's what you mean.
09:51I'm fully aware.
09:52And I don't mind.
09:53Thank God.
09:54He's talking about that.
09:55So he probably hasn't recognized me yet.
09:57Anything else?
09:58No.
09:59Not at all.
10:00I'm just...
10:02For the opportunity.
10:03I mean...
10:04I'm really grateful.
10:05I'm really grateful.
10:11What do you think of yours?
10:18Dee...
10:19Dee..
10:20Why would you do this to me?
10:22Did you just call me another man's name?
10:25No...
10:26Don't do that.
10:29Good.
10:30As my new assistant,
10:32you're gonna need to get up to speed.
10:33Fast.
10:34These files need to be sorted and archived in three days.
10:38That's a lot, Mr. Lessie.
10:40Is it?
10:41Maybe this isn't the right job for you.
10:43Leo?
10:44No, no, I mean, forget the three days.
10:46I mean, I'll have it done in one.
10:47You'll see how efficient I am.
10:51Got one.
11:04Hello?
11:06Hello?
11:07Sorry, I couldn't get back to you earlier.
11:12Excuse me.
11:14Hello, Mr. Smith.
11:16Yes, this is Jennifer from Lessie Law Firm.
11:18I saw you didn't take my...
11:20Hello?
11:22Hello, Ms. Listener.
11:24This is Jennifer from Lessie Law Firm.
11:26Hello?
11:27Hello?
11:28Hello?
11:35Ms. Langley, you learned to yell, right?
11:38Straight A's?
11:39Yes, Ms. Lessie.
11:41Then why does that report read like it was written by a fifth grader?
11:44Sorry, boss. I'll read you this straight away.
11:46You're better than that.
11:57Falling asleep on the job already.
12:04Not bad, Jennifer.
12:10Still some room to grow, but...
12:13there's hope for you yet.
12:23Sorry, boss. I didn't fall asleep here.
12:27Jennifer, when are you gonna give up the act?
12:30Sorry, boss. I don't know what you're talking about.
12:36Working late?
12:39Are you waiting to see me?
12:41Is he... is he hinting at something?
12:43Oh, God. Just play dumb.
12:45Actually, I just broke up with my family, say.
12:48I'm homeless and drowning in debt.
12:50If I lose this job, I'll end up in a shelter.
12:53So I have to work hard, Mr. Lessie.
12:55Diddy is such an asshole.
12:57He actually kicked her out?
13:03Come with me.
13:04Hey, what are you doing?
13:08What the hell are you doing?
13:10If you try anything, I'll sue you.
13:13You have nowhere to stay.
13:14You can crash here until you find a place.
13:17Call it, um...
13:19Company welfare.
13:20I'm sorry, boss. I just thought...
13:22Thought what?
13:23Did I try something with an employee?
13:25No, um...
13:27Actually, we're just gonna say...
13:28You're the best boss in the industry.
13:30Ha.
13:31Thanks.
13:32What are you doing?
13:33Are you okay, Ms. Lessie?
13:34Jesus.
13:35Wait, wait.
13:36Um...
13:37I don't want you to hurt yourself.
13:39There's glass there.
13:40What?
13:41You looking at?
13:42Uh...
13:43Nothing.
13:44I just...
13:45Look familiar.
13:46My ex had something similar.
13:47Oh, what?
13:48That old frame?
13:49That's, um...
13:50It's just the latest trend.
13:51You know how us rich people are.
13:52So materialistic.
13:54Let's get back to your ex.
13:55Your ex.
13:56Sounds like you have a lot of resentment towards them.
13:58Well, his name's Diddy Gray.
13:59And if he's one of your rich buddies, then I'm resigning right now.
14:00Good to know.
14:01If I ever want to fire you, I can just become friends with him and save myself the severance
14:03pay.
14:04I said...
14:05Oh.
14:06Oh.
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14:24Oh.
14:25Oh.
14:26Oh.
14:27Oh.
14:28Oh.
14:29Oh.
14:30Leave it.
14:31The guest room's that way.
14:32You can make yourself at home.
14:33Mr. Lassie?
14:34That picture in the frame, that's not Diddy, is it?
14:36Diddy?
14:37Hey, hey!
14:38Oh.
14:39Your ex?
14:40No.
14:41Of course not.
14:45Hey, Jennifer, if you don't come home right now, I'm flushing your personal file down
14:51the toilet.
14:52Well, screw you, you impotent psycho.
14:53psycho just wait what hey loser give me back my file or beat the shit out of you until your mom
15:12doesn't recognize you oh he's up there my little mermaid forget our sleepless nights come on one
15:19break up fuck and I'll give you whatever you want fuck you you fuck someone else having you fucking
15:34slut get the fuck off get your hands off you shit fuck are you okay Harry what the fuck are you doing
15:55wait you two know each other what do you mean do you two know each other
15:59you
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