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Tears Contract Mever Provoke The Ceo's Wife
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00:00:00This is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off.
00:00:11Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:14You deserve everything.
00:00:16And if that boy Ethan fears to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:21No, she's perfect.
00:00:23I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:26Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:30Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:37And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:40Really?
00:00:42I'll find him.
00:00:43I'll find him.
00:01:00Excuse me.
00:01:02Does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:05Two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:21Let's move.
00:01:22If they find us.
00:01:23Relax.
00:01:24There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:27You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:28I ain't mad at kids in their potties.
00:01:32Room service.
00:01:33This is accomplished.
00:01:52This is accomplished.
00:01:53She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:08I'll take her.
00:02:09There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:12She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:15No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:17I'll even take care of her grandma too and everything is going to be mine.
00:02:20She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:23The mansion.
00:02:25The Porsche.
00:02:26Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:28Yeah, sure I do.
00:02:29I just love money more.
00:02:32Can you blame me?
00:02:34Come on, here.
00:02:35To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:39My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:41He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:43He wants to kill me.
00:02:46Love.
00:02:46Oh, careful.
00:02:53What, does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:56I'm sorry.
00:02:56I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:03:12Another runaway bride.
00:03:14Classic.
00:03:14Girl, uh, everything hurts.
00:03:40Why do I sound like a dude?
00:03:45What the hell are you doing in here?
00:03:48What am I doing here?
00:03:50I saved your life.
00:03:51Five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real.
00:03:55Why couldn't you have done this sooner?
00:03:57You would have saved me a lot of time.
00:03:59But you'll be dead and I'll be rich.
00:04:02Oh, honey.
00:04:05Oh, you're awake.
00:04:07Thank God.
00:04:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:13Pants yourself, motherfucker.
00:04:14She knows about my plan?
00:04:17No.
00:04:18No way.
00:04:19No way.
00:04:19What do you mean that my grandma's dead?
00:04:26What happened?
00:04:27Tell me.
00:04:27What the hell is wrong with you, dude?
00:04:29Listen, you can screw with me.
00:04:31You can tell me you can do whatever you want.
00:04:32Stay away from my grandma.
00:04:33You got it?
00:04:36What?
00:04:37What the hell?
00:04:38What the hell?
00:04:41What the hell?
00:04:44Am I dead?
00:04:46Is this some freaky afterlife glitch?
00:04:49Why the hell am I inside someone else?
00:04:51Oh, my God.
00:04:52Oh, my God.
00:04:53This isn't real.
00:04:54This isn't real.
00:04:54This isn't real.
00:04:55This isn't real.
00:04:56This isn't real.
00:04:56Oh!
00:05:05What?
00:05:06I'm alive.
00:05:07Wait, what?
00:05:08What's going on?
00:05:10Who the hell are you?
00:05:11What are you doing in my body?
00:05:12I was about to ask you the same thing.
00:05:14What did you do?
00:05:16You're that suicidal bride.
00:05:18You're that jerk who crashed into me.
00:05:21Oh, my God.
00:05:21Wait, what did you do?
00:05:24My identity's complicated.
00:05:25If you don't want any trouble, you need to stay with me 24-7.
00:05:29Excuse me.
00:05:30I'm Blair Woods, heirish of the Woods family.
00:05:32I'm not going to spend 24-7 with a filthy stranger.
00:05:34Stranger?
00:05:36Fine.
00:05:37Let's get married.
00:05:38What?
00:05:38Oh, my God.
00:05:39You're completely insane.
00:05:41You were running from your wedding, right?
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:43I'll go back and tell them now.
00:05:44I changed my mind.
00:05:45The wedding is back on.
00:05:46No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:48He's trying to kill me.
00:05:48Absolutely not.
00:05:50You cannot do that.
00:05:50What?
00:05:51It's your choice.
00:05:54Him or me.
00:05:58It's your choice.
00:05:59Him or me.
00:06:02Fine.
00:06:03Fine.
00:06:04But the second is this faculty didn't divorce.
00:06:05Yeah.
00:06:06I mean, who's that guy?
00:06:13What the hell?
00:06:14My boyfriend says you're trash, so congrats.
00:06:18Your jobs.
00:06:21Okay, you need to work with me here.
00:06:22Too short.
00:06:23Excuse me, they're too short?
00:06:27What?
00:06:27What are you doing?
00:06:31This guy is obviously using you.
00:06:33Don't fall for a pretty boy act like his.
00:06:36Okay, well, it's better to be a pretty boy than a murderous con man.
00:06:39So.
00:06:39And you know what?
00:06:40Guys who try to kill women for money don't get to marry me.
00:06:42I mean, I'm Beyonce.
00:06:45So, dream on, loser.
00:06:47What the fuck?
00:06:48Blair?
00:06:49I'll be waiting for you when you come to your senses, okay?
00:06:52Well, every case in men sucks.
00:06:59That's a coward.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Fine.
00:07:02Fine.
00:07:03Okay, let's get married.
00:07:05On one condition.
00:07:06We try to switch back first.
00:07:07And if that doesn't work, then...
00:07:10I'll meet you at the church.
00:07:12Fair enough.
00:07:14Don't disappoint me.
00:07:15Beyonce.
00:07:19Okay, but like, how do we switch back?
00:07:22Can we just, like, crash into each other again?
00:07:24I'm game.
00:07:25Go stand in the middle of the road.
00:07:27I'll grab my car.
00:07:28You know what?
00:07:28I'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill, so...
00:07:33Screw it.
00:07:34Let's get married.
00:07:35Get ready to kneel.
00:07:36Kneel?
00:07:36Yeah.
00:07:41All right.
00:07:42A-57.
00:07:46All right.
00:07:47What's your name?
00:07:48Uh, Blair Woods.
00:07:49Buddy, I asked your name, not your fiance.
00:07:52Oh, uh...
00:07:53Uh...
00:07:55Come here.
00:07:56I'm going to have you.
00:07:57Is that your name?
00:07:58The young bull.
00:07:59The young bull.
00:08:01Uh-huh.
00:08:02Are you two sure about this?
00:08:04Yep.
00:08:06Because I've seen a lot of couples come through here,
00:08:08and I'm not going to lie,
00:08:09this room might need to check open the neck up.
00:08:11Excuse me.
00:08:12Wait, are you calling me crazy?
00:08:14We're certain.
00:08:15Please process our application.
00:08:17Yeah.
00:08:18Please.
00:08:18All right.
00:08:29Do you know when she's going to show up?
00:08:31No.
00:08:32Oh, great.
00:08:40You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:42It's a fake marriage, your highness.
00:08:44Stop whining.
00:08:45Ugh.
00:08:48It's a fake marriage, your highness.
00:08:50Stop whining.
00:08:51Ugh.
00:08:51Ugh.
00:08:52My first wedding, I'm going to be married to you.
00:08:54Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it, either.
00:08:56Look at that.
00:08:58Liam Lowell, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:09:01Through wealth, hardship, and everything in between?
00:09:04He does.
00:09:04All right, then.
00:09:06In Blair Woods, the same stuff?
00:09:08Wonderful.
00:09:08I think that is a yes.
00:09:11Now, please exchange rings.
00:09:14Rings?
00:09:16No, we are not at the kissing party yet.
00:09:20Wait.
00:09:21Stop.
00:09:22What are you?
00:09:23Wait.
00:09:24Watch out.
00:09:25God.
00:09:26God.
00:09:35Wow, you really came prepared.
00:09:38I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:43You may kiss the bride.
00:09:52Yep, no, I can't do it.
00:09:54Excuse me, I don't know my circumstances.
00:09:56You never get to kiss somebody like me in my entire life.
00:09:58Well, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:10:00Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:05Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:10:08Otherwise, I wouldn't have...
00:10:10I know you only had my dreams.
00:10:13You come visit and I make a scene.
00:10:17You know what passion is.
00:10:19I don't really have a good kisser all night.
00:10:20I don't know.
00:10:21I don't know.
00:10:21You're this forever.
00:10:26This ring is, like, insanely unique.
00:10:29I never pegged you for the, uh, classy-sentimental type.
00:10:32It's kind of hot, though.
00:10:34It was my foster mother's.
00:10:36It was her husband's final gift to her.
00:10:38Oh, my God.
00:10:38No, I'm so sorry.
00:10:39This must be, like, super important to you here.
00:10:40You should take it back.
00:10:41Oh, we're married.
00:10:42It's yours now.
00:10:44Plus, I promised your grandma I'd protect you.
00:10:46And I used that ring as a good luck charm for years.
00:10:50Now I can protect you instead.
00:10:52No.
00:10:52All right, let's go home, husband.
00:11:03Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought.
00:11:17Oh, my God.
00:11:22What are you doing?
00:11:24I'm posting on my IG, duh.
00:11:26It's, like, totally where normal people live on TV is.
00:11:29Okay.
00:11:29Um, well, princess, welcome to your new life.
00:11:33Follow me.
00:11:46So this is it?
00:11:48My closet is bigger than this entire place.
00:11:50Someone swore if we're richer or poorer back at the church.
00:11:54Or is it all just for show?
00:11:55Okay, well, then by that same vow, you're stuck with me forever, too, so...
00:11:58No, forever is not that long.
00:12:00You could die any day.
00:12:01Wow.
00:12:02Morbid.
00:12:02But, um, are we sure about this place?
00:12:05Because we could always just, like, stay alive.
00:12:07No, not an option.
00:12:08Look, if you want to stay alive, you'll stay put right here.
00:12:14Bye.
00:12:14Bye.
00:12:14Softly little princess, you don't know who I am, what I do, and you still follow me home.
00:12:25Aren't you afraid of what I might do?
00:12:28What, oh, what are you, what is that supposed to mean?
00:12:30What are you planning?
00:12:31Look, relax.
00:12:32All I'm saying is we swapped bodies, which means things might happen.
00:12:38And if they do happen, you need to accept it and stay quiet.
00:12:45Like what things?
00:12:46Well, like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to a secret agent.
00:12:54I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:57A what?
00:12:57I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:13:04A what?
00:13:07I knew he was trouble.
00:13:08This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:11I need to get out of here.
00:13:13Fast.
00:13:19Are you trying to leave?
00:13:22It's too late.
00:13:23My identity's classified.
00:13:24You know too much.
00:13:26Okay, wait, just do something for me.
00:13:27I'll stay quick, I swear.
00:13:28Okay, relax.
00:13:29Look, as long as you don't do anything stupid, I won't touch you.
00:13:33You're my wife, you know.
00:13:36Wait a second.
00:13:38Okay, so if you're a secret agent, doesn't that mean people are like,
00:13:41trying to kill you?
00:13:44Exactly.
00:13:45That's why I brought you here.
00:13:46This is a safe house.
00:13:48And if you want to stay alive, you need to stay close to me.
00:13:51I never thought I'd be living with a secret agent.
00:13:55Yeah, get used to it.
00:13:58Go wash up.
00:13:59It's almost bedtime.
00:14:00But there's only one bed.
00:14:10No, no, no.
00:14:11It was on the bed.
00:14:12You get the couch.
00:14:13No, move it.
00:14:14This is my bed.
00:14:15Don't you have any chivalry?
00:14:16It's ladies first.
00:14:17I am a secret agent, not a nice.
00:14:19I have a sex.
00:14:20Take a look in the mirror.
00:14:20Are you really a lady?
00:14:21Wait.
00:14:22I don't care.
00:14:23I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:24For the record, this is my house.
00:14:27Didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:29And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:32Fine.
00:14:33You take the bed.
00:14:35No funny business.
00:14:37Close the door.
00:14:38I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:56Wait.
00:14:57No way.
00:15:00Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:08What happened?
00:15:16What?
00:15:16What happened?
00:15:17This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:21What?
00:15:22What is this?
00:15:23Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:25Yeah, obviously.
00:15:26Listen up, babe.
00:15:26If this sketchy soap comes near a rat face, worth an estimated $30 million in skincare,
00:15:32I will legit eat your favorite appendage straight down the toilet.
00:15:34Got it?
00:15:35Grab your wallet.
00:15:38It's time for retail charity.
00:15:43Let's go.
00:15:47Hmm.
00:15:49Hmm.
00:15:53Shit.
00:15:54Oh, God.
00:15:56This woman is terrifying.
00:15:58What are you doing?
00:15:59Shit.
00:16:02Hmm.
00:16:03Hmm.
00:16:04Trust process.
00:16:13Hey.
00:16:14Don't move.
00:16:15You're a good girl.
00:16:16Hey.
00:16:16Hey.
00:16:28Hey.
00:16:28Hey.
00:16:28Hey.
00:16:28Hey.
00:16:28Hey.
00:16:29Hey.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:31Hey.
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:33Hey.
00:16:33Hey.
00:16:33Hey.
00:16:33Ah, slay.
00:16:43Mom, mom, I guess your face really is worth $30 million.
00:16:49Oh, look, you're finally getting good taste.
00:16:51Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:16:53This shade would look fire on you.
00:16:57Do you want to try?
00:16:58No.
00:17:01I'll take everything.
00:17:03Ma'am, these are limited edition.
00:17:05They're like $100 each.
00:17:08My treat.
00:17:16Okay, so, like, how does this work?
00:17:19All right, put that down.
00:17:20I'll show you.
00:17:26Oh.
00:17:26I hate it.
00:17:35Okay.
00:17:36Uh, don't roll, or I might cut you.
00:17:40Wait.
00:17:42You're gonna put that on...
00:17:43No.
00:17:44What?
00:17:44Yeah.
00:17:46I'm here.
00:17:46Is it hot in here?
00:17:53Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:17:58Okay, don't worry.
00:18:00You can rinse it off in your shower.
00:18:01Oh, shower?
00:18:03Uh-huh.
00:18:22All right.
00:18:23No peeking.
00:18:24Yeah, trust me.
00:18:25Your body's not really on my must-see list.
00:18:27Ouch.
00:18:28Really much.
00:18:28Okay, watch it.
00:18:30Careful.
00:18:51Somebody named Raven.
00:18:52Should I pick it up?
00:18:53Um, yeah, um, whatever he says, just say, mm-hmm.
00:18:59Simple.
00:19:03Yo, man.
00:19:04You've been straight up ghost mode for days.
00:19:06Do you miss me, or what?
00:19:08Um, mm-hmm.
00:19:10Let me guess.
00:19:11You dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:14Mm-hmm.
00:19:16Figures.
00:19:17You're basically untouchable, anyway.
00:19:19I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:21Muzz me up, and I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:23Oh, mm-hmm.
00:19:29So, your boy's outside, and he said something about that mission.
00:19:32What?
00:19:32What the hell?
00:19:33Did you agree?
00:19:33Well, you told me that my room, so I have my room.
00:19:42Wait, hold on.
00:19:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:43What are you doing?
00:19:44What is your problem?
00:19:45At least, on some underwear.
00:19:47Okay.
00:19:47Well, it's about time you let me in.
00:19:59I...
00:20:00Am I interrupting something?
00:20:04So, who's this?
00:20:22My husband.
00:20:23uh i mean it's my wife bro you got married since when
00:20:29the uh yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my life and uh just we clicked
00:20:40instantly and uh decided to get married no problem wow you know i thought you and i really did have
00:20:48something but here you are getting married and not even telling me okay don't get any weird ideas i
00:20:54am straight so what brings you here in the middle of the night okay don't get any weird ideas i'm
00:21:03straight so what brings you here in the middle of the night i'm starting to see why you two are end
00:21:10game she's as extra as you are anywho could you tell your girl to dip this is real talk
00:21:16nah man she's good she uh she knows what's up she she we don't get heat in this marriage bro you do
00:21:24realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you out the moment
00:21:28they go soft right guess the point skip the filler hold on
00:21:35didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life
00:21:41i tried to touch it once and you nearly snapped my wrist
00:21:45yeah yeah i gave it to her problem
00:21:49wow she really must be the one
00:21:54anyway here's your newest hit
00:21:57no it's not happening can't you see we just got married we are on our honeymoon
00:22:02bro you've been off the grid way too long
00:22:04you don't take this mission you fail the monthly evaluation which means you face the death challenges
00:22:12your wife or your life make your choice
00:22:19anyone can wait we'll take the job that's the spirit
00:22:26good luck to you two lovebirds
00:22:30okay you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent mission thing right
00:22:39no relax i'll handle it
00:22:46come on
00:22:49hello
00:22:50blair woods you got married and didn't tell me
00:22:57you're so good
00:23:04well care to explain yourself
00:23:08yeah he's a love of my life i'm all in
00:23:11yeah what's the feeling
00:23:14well care to explain yourself
00:23:19yeah he's a love of my life i'm all in
00:23:23yeah what's the feeling
00:23:25two days ago you dipped out of your engagement
00:23:31and now you're married this rando
00:23:34not on my watch
00:23:36think about the family's reputation
00:23:38no grandma grandma
00:23:39please please we truly love each other
00:23:44yeah he is so sweet
00:23:50grandma it's real love i swear i'll hand over all my passwords okay bank accounts crypto netflix literally everything
00:24:00what
00:24:05yeah he is gonna give me everything
00:24:07we don't need his pocket change
00:24:09we don't need his pocket change
00:24:11we don't need his pocket change
00:24:13but fine
00:24:15if this kid makes you happy then
00:24:17half
00:24:18oh
00:24:19oh
00:24:20oh
00:24:21oh
00:24:22oh
00:24:23oh
00:24:24oh
00:24:25me
00:24:26oh
00:24:27what do you know about my migraines
00:24:34How do you know about my migraines?
00:24:39Uh, Blair, she mentioned it in passing.
00:24:43They get really bad when they're stressed out.
00:24:45I thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:24:48No, just in case.
00:24:52That's very sweet, actually.
00:24:55The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:24:58All he did was ask me for my money.
00:25:00I can't believe I was so blind.
00:25:02Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:05My bad, Grandma, but it's over.
00:25:07From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:12Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:14A bad marriage is hell,
00:25:15and even if it's moments before the vows,
00:25:17you can walk away.
00:25:19So, love who you love.
00:25:24As for you,
00:25:26if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:30you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:36As for you,
00:25:39if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:43you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:47Grandma, I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:25:49Game time.
00:26:03Target's been spotted.
00:26:12Where is he?
00:26:13What is taking him so long?
00:26:15Oh, my God, Liam.
00:26:19What happened?
00:26:20What happened?
00:26:23Here, let out.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25Don't pass on.
00:26:25Don't pass on.
00:26:26Stay with me.
00:26:26Stay with me.
00:26:28What happened?
00:26:29Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:30Mission's done, but
00:26:31someone tagged me.
00:26:33Can't find the damn wound.
00:26:35Can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:36That's it.
00:26:37We're going to the ER.
00:26:37No.
00:26:37That's it.
00:26:40We're going to the ER.
00:26:41No.
00:26:42No hospitals.
00:26:43It's too risky.
00:26:44You help me find the bullet hole,
00:26:45I'll pass the wound myself.
00:26:48Okay.
00:26:50Okay.
00:26:58Liam.
00:27:01What day is it?
00:27:02Are you seriously checking the calendar
00:27:04while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:05Plot twist.
00:27:09So, you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:12You just got your period.
00:27:15Sorry, babe.
00:27:22Okay.
00:27:24Here.
00:27:24Breathe with me.
00:27:28What's your play here?
00:27:30I'm helping you with your cramps.
00:27:32Are you holding my hand?
00:27:34Shh.
00:27:36Science.
00:27:37A study should be holding hands
00:27:38with people you care about
00:27:39actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:41Even for fake couples?
00:27:46A study should be holding hands
00:27:47with people you care about
00:27:48actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:50Even for fake couples?
00:27:52You know, maybe you should try not talking.
00:27:53And maybe you should stop reading fake news.
00:27:56It's not fake news.
00:27:57It's not fake news.
00:28:01So?
00:28:04Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:07I actually do feel less wrecked.
00:28:09Told you.
00:28:11Honestly, I don't normally grant this bad.
00:28:13But I'm sure your super secret agent cardio didn't help.
00:28:16Yeah, I know.
00:28:16Your endurance sucks.
00:28:18But I sure don't miss you nearly took me out.
00:28:19Oh, it looks like I'm flunking this evaluation.
00:28:27Why do you do it?
00:28:28Like, real talk, why do you do it?
00:28:29The super secret agent stuff.
00:28:31It just seems, like, dangerous to have.
00:28:35To my foster mom.
00:28:36Is it her?
00:28:44Well, she looks really kind.
00:28:48She was.
00:28:51She taught me how to survive.
00:28:53Hmm.
00:28:56Is this how you got in the agency?
00:28:59Yeah.
00:29:01And I won't disappoint her.
00:29:03Okay, I'll help you.
00:29:04Is the evaluation going to get your spot back?
00:29:07No, absolutely not.
00:29:09End of discussion.
00:29:12But, no.
00:29:13No, absolutely not.
00:29:14End of discussion.
00:29:15You're not doing it.
00:29:16I can't let you risk your life.
00:29:18Okay, well, besides me, who else is going to help you?
00:29:23The body's yours.
00:29:24The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:25And all the other stuff, I don't know.
00:29:27Like, teacher, you're the super secret agent, right?
00:29:30I don't think you understand how dangerous this job is.
00:29:34I can't afford to lose you, too.
00:29:37Okay.
00:29:38All right, come on.
00:29:40What?
00:29:40You're planning on doing your dirty work in my delicate little body forever?
00:29:44No.
00:29:44I'm not doing this for free.
00:29:46I want three favors from you.
00:29:48Non-negotiable.
00:29:50Fine.
00:29:51What the hell just happened?
00:30:01Did she seriously just pat my head like I'm a puppy?
00:30:03Why did that make me feel weirdly happy?
00:30:07All right, get it together, Liam.
00:30:09It was just a kiss.
00:30:10Oh, God.
00:30:22What did I just do?
00:30:24Did I kiss him?
00:30:26Why the hell would I kiss him?
00:30:28Wait.
00:30:30Do I like him?
00:30:32And my life for you would never stop.
00:30:41Wow, you can actually cook.
00:30:44For a second, I was thinking you were promoting me to my future husband.
00:30:46Okay, enough talking.
00:30:48Eat up.
00:30:49It's the last moment of happiness you'll have today.
00:30:51This is the whole point?
00:31:00That's just the table of contents.
00:31:02Okay, so just out of curiosity, is it too late to back out?
00:31:1349?
00:31:1650?
00:31:17Okay, keep going.
00:31:18Don't slow down.
00:31:19This pain isn't humane.
00:31:21That was just the warm-up.
00:31:23What?
00:31:27Oh, damn.
00:31:31My body's kind of hot.
00:31:35Oh, damn.
00:31:38My body's kind of hot.
00:31:40Okay, dance to yourself.
00:31:42That's enough for today.
00:31:43I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:44Okay, relax.
00:32:03That's your own body.
00:32:04When we switch back, I am so writing a fantasy novel about this.
00:32:09Kissing myself.
00:32:11A memoir.
00:32:12Don't you dare.
00:32:13Oh, God, don't flatter yourself.
00:32:14The main character's not gonna be based on you.
00:32:15But that's even worse.
00:32:18Anyway, after lunch, I have something special to show you.
00:32:22Oh, let me guess.
00:32:23Uh, rare jewelry?
00:32:25Ancient Art Facts.
00:32:27Oh, I know.
00:32:27Uh, limited edition hair mess.
00:32:35My babies.
00:32:37Impressive, right?
00:32:38These are what you call babies?
00:32:40God, I never should have trusted somebody who washes their face with bar soap.
00:32:44Now, just pick one for them.
00:32:46No.
00:32:47You have to touch it yourself.
00:32:49You'll know which one's right.
00:32:49You're my wife now.
00:32:53I won't allow anything to compromise your safety.
00:32:55Well, technically, I'm your husband.
00:32:57Well, then, pick a damn gun, dear husband.
00:33:07How about this one?
00:33:09Not bad.
00:33:10It's an M200.
00:33:11Longest range sniper rifle on Earth.
00:33:13But it's both action.
00:33:15It's definitely not beginner friendly.
00:33:16Okay.
00:33:22This is fun.
00:33:26This one.
00:33:44Can I raise your weapon?
00:33:46Gun up.
00:33:52Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:54Are you listening?
00:34:00Are you even listening, Jade?
00:34:02Yeah, of course.
00:34:04Okay.
00:34:06Lesson one.
00:34:07Observation.
00:34:09Choose any target you want.
00:34:11I'm sorry, I'm just...
00:34:13Wait.
00:34:19Wait.
00:34:20Oh, my God.
00:34:21That's Tasha.
00:34:23Tasha, my bestie.
00:34:24Oh, that is wild.
00:34:27What are the odds?
00:34:28Oh, my God.
00:34:28I'm going to text her later.
00:34:29Who's cheating bastards?
00:34:40I'm going to kill you.
00:34:41No, you're correct.
00:34:47Well, don't you look sexy.
00:34:49So, what happened with you and Blair?
00:34:55I want to talk about it.
00:34:56Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere and stole her from me.
00:35:00What?
00:35:01And you just gave up?
00:35:03What?
00:35:03Do you know how hard I worked to introduce you to that cash cow?
00:35:07Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find someone so rich and gullible?
00:35:15I'm just getting a little tired of following her around like a lap dog.
00:35:19It's pathetic.
00:35:21Honey, honey.
00:35:23Just stick with it a little longer.
00:35:26Do it for our baby.
00:35:28We need her money.
00:35:30I did everything for her.
00:35:43I did her everything.
00:35:45When the mean girls bullied her at school, who confronted them?
00:35:48Me.
00:35:52And now she has the nerve to play Disney face with me.
00:35:56Okay, you've been crying for three hours.
00:35:59If you're that upset, why didn't you just say something?
00:36:02I know.
00:36:03You know what?
00:36:04I should have.
00:36:06I should have.
00:36:07They're not going to get away with this.
00:36:10They used me for my money.
00:36:14And I'm not going to let somebody who betrayed me get off crazy.
00:36:21And now she has the nerve to ask me out?
00:36:25Fine.
00:36:30Fine.
00:36:33You want to play?
00:36:35Let's play.
00:36:40Wait.
00:36:42I fully endorse you giving them a reality check, but I am terrible with fond.
00:36:46Well, and I suck at being a secret agent.
00:36:48But you still owe me three favors, remember?
00:36:50Wow.
00:36:50Okay.
00:36:51So you're resorting to your husband to do your dirty work?
00:36:54Let's go.
00:36:55To your husband.
00:36:55To your husband.
00:37:16Blair?
00:37:16Blair?
00:37:18I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since you left me at the engagement party.
00:37:22I get it.
00:37:23I messed up.
00:37:24And I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:26But I just, I can't imagine life without you.
00:37:30And hey, I'm willing to forget the fact that you slept with other men if you just get back with me.
00:37:39This manipulative piece of trash.
00:37:44Bastard.
00:37:44Must be Blair's new guy.
00:37:51I'm Tasha.
00:37:53Her best friend.
00:37:54Oh.
00:37:55You mean the kind of best friend who sleeps with her fiancé?
00:37:59Oh, you mean the kind of best friend that sleeps with a friend's fiancé?
00:38:03That's new.
00:38:05Don't be like that.
00:38:07You're kind of hot, you know?
00:38:09No wonder Blair just speaks to you.
00:38:10I have some self-respect.
00:38:16And for the record, I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:18I'm her husband.
00:38:20What?
00:38:21No.
00:38:21Already married?
00:38:23Well, can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:27Blair's gorgeous and rich, sure.
00:38:30But in case you don't know, she literally ran out on her wedding.
00:38:34Such a spoiled brat.
00:38:36Okay, so then what's this little ambush thing today?
00:38:38Is that all part of your master plan to force you back with Ethan?
00:38:40What do you get out of all this?
00:38:42What do I get out of this?
00:38:44Oh, baby.
00:38:45Nothing makes me happier than seeing her miserable.
00:38:49Oh, my God.
00:38:50I'm grateful you're one girl to be.
00:38:53Absolutely shameless.
00:38:55I feel sorry for her boyfriend.
00:38:57Poor guy.
00:38:59Blair, I just want to know what I did wrong.
00:39:01You leaving wrecked me, and I just wanted you to give us our mother chains.
00:39:06What, you're the one who's wrecked?
00:39:08God, what's next?
00:39:09You're going to say you have morning sickness because of me?
00:39:14Hey, you.
00:39:19Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:20You like sharing men so much?
00:39:22Keep your shared man to yourself.
00:39:26Are you insane?
00:39:28You, you're making things up.
00:39:31Oh, that's how it's going to go?
00:39:32All right.
00:39:33Everyone, airdrop's on.
00:39:37Just let me have to do it.
00:39:47You bitch!
00:39:48You spied on me?
00:39:51Watch out!
00:39:51You cheated, you lied, and now you want to hit a woman?
00:39:56Nice job, Ethan.
00:39:57You are a disgrace to mankind.
00:39:59Oh, you're scared now?
00:40:01Five minutes ago, you were such a badass.
00:40:02If you ever show your face again, I will put you back in the dirt every single fucking time.
00:40:11Both of you are going to regret this.
00:40:15You better watch your backs.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:27Did you see this face?
00:40:29This is so exciting.
00:40:31Wait, how did you get this footage?
00:40:32Oh, please.
00:40:33In my line of work, I pick up a few hot consoles.
00:40:37Hmm.
00:40:39I don't think so.
00:40:43Whatever.
00:40:44Damn it!
00:40:49Nobody makes a fool out of me.
00:40:52Time to activate our little problem solver.
00:40:55I'm going to destroy Blair Wood's complete land.
00:41:05Oh, shit.
00:41:07Can you hear me of this?
00:41:08Hello?
00:41:16Wait, what?
00:41:17You need to get back to the office right now.
00:41:20Something's gone down.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:27Bye.
00:41:29Jesus, come on.
00:41:30Thank God you're here.
00:41:38We've got a problem.
00:41:40Hey, besties.
00:41:41Today, we're confronting this woods company face-to-face.
00:41:45Let's get justice.
00:41:47What exactly are you accusing us of?
00:41:50This.
00:41:51This is what your cream did to my face.
00:41:54What?
00:41:55That is impossible.
00:41:56Our face creams are made with all natural products.
00:41:58There's no additives, and we've never had a reaction to this ever.
00:42:01You're all saying this, right?
00:42:03Thousands of you are watching.
00:42:05Don't let them dislike me.
00:42:07Fine.
00:42:08If you claim this product did that, I'll test it right now.
00:42:12And if there's a reaction, I'll double your compensation.
00:42:15Oh, yeah.
00:42:16Go on.
00:42:17Enjoy this specially intense cream, honey.
00:42:25Let me guess.
00:42:30You were hoping I'd slather this sulfuric acid ice cream on my face and burn it off?
00:42:34How the hell does she know?
00:42:37Run this to the lab compared to stock samples.
00:42:39I want results in an hour.
00:42:40What?
00:42:41No, I would never do something like this.
00:42:44Do you know how important a face is to an influencer?
00:42:47I would never risk my own face just to frame you.
00:42:52Wait.
00:42:54Wait.
00:43:00You dare question my wife's reputation?
00:43:05Nice sign.
00:43:06That face rash is makeup.
00:43:08Are you serious?
00:43:10Is it?
00:43:11Attempted assault, defamation, fraud.
00:43:14Congratulations.
00:43:15Your career as an influencer is over.
00:43:17Insecurity.
00:43:18No, no, no.
00:43:19I'm so sorry.
00:43:21I didn't mean to.
00:43:21What's a mistake?
00:43:22No.
00:43:22Hey, go away.
00:43:23Let me go.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:25Come on.
00:43:26No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:28No.
00:43:28No.
00:43:28No.
00:43:28No.
00:43:35I'll admit, you were surprisingly useful.
00:43:39I know, but something's bugging me.
00:43:41How'd she get in here?
00:43:43No clearance, no invite.
00:43:44It's weird, right?
00:43:46You might want to check for a mole within your company.
00:43:50You clean that thing like a hundred times today.
00:43:56Are you still thinking about the mole?
00:43:58Someone let that liar waltz into your office?
00:44:00That is not a rookie move.
00:44:01I bet your ex-fiancé, Ethan, is behind it.
00:44:06I bet your ex-fiancé, Ethan, is behind it.
00:44:08You got proof?
00:44:10Both of you are going to regret this.
00:44:13You better watch your backs.
00:44:14I call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:44:21One day?
00:44:24I'm going to blow his brains out.
00:44:26We're agents, not assassins.
00:44:29Quit patting.
00:44:30Grab your jacket.
00:44:31We're going out.
00:44:32This place is nice.
00:44:41No, you're not here to party.
00:44:43Secret agent's HQ.
00:44:49You see that bartender over there?
00:44:52He's going to take you to Marion.
00:44:53She hands out the assignments.
00:44:55Wait, you're not coming with me?
00:44:56Well, the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers, so you'll have to go alone.
00:45:02And, just a heads up, Marion's a little obsessed.
00:45:08Of course she is.
00:45:11You really need a broken heart everywhere, huh?
00:45:13Relax.
00:45:14Never even touched her.
00:45:16You're so messy.
00:45:20Messy.
00:45:32Hey, pretty.
00:45:43You alone?
00:45:45Let me get you a drink.
00:45:49Hey, where you going, sweetheart?
00:45:50Let's have a little phone.
00:45:52Fuck off.
00:45:54Come on.
00:45:55Just relax a little.
00:45:56It's all right, won't you?
00:45:57Oh, my God.
00:45:59Excuse me.
00:46:00Back off.
00:46:01Take the seat.
00:46:01Come on.
00:46:02Take the seat.
00:46:02Take the seat.
00:46:04Do you want to play rough, you little bitch?
00:46:17Okay, look.
00:46:19You have been on me ever since I walked in tonight.
00:46:21I mean, I'm here on a mission.
00:46:23Not whatever this is.
00:46:24And I'm giving you one.
00:46:26After we handle more pressing matters, you've got all night, baby.
00:46:34Nothing going on with her, huh?
00:46:36Men are full of shit.
00:46:38Sorry, baby.
00:46:39Not today.
00:46:42Let me guess.
00:46:43This is about her.
00:46:44Are you serious?
00:46:50You've turned me down for months, and you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:46:57Excuse me.
00:46:58That is not that girl.
00:46:59That is my wife.
00:47:00You gave her this?
00:47:01Yeah.
00:47:02The elite agent rape?
00:47:03Obviously.
00:47:05She's a nobody.
00:47:08She's a nobody.
00:47:09Okay, well, I'm going to share whatever I have with my partner, so...
00:47:11An agent dreaming of love like Sun Civilian.
00:47:21You're so childish.
00:47:27Wake up.
00:47:28This mission comes straight from the chief.
00:47:30There is no room for mistakes.
00:47:33Right.
00:47:34Well, save your concern.
00:47:36Okay.
00:47:36Okay.
00:47:41Chief, are you sure Nighthawk is the right choice for this mission?
00:47:50Of course.
00:47:51He's married, Blair.
00:47:53It could compromise everything.
00:47:59Even better.
00:48:01That's exactly what I hoped for.
00:48:04Let's see if my little bird stays loyal.
00:48:08Or breaks.
00:48:09You little bitch.
00:48:15You want to play rough?
00:48:16You're asking for it.
00:48:17Yeah, well, let me show you what a real man's capable of, you filthy whore.
00:48:27Nighthawk?
00:48:27Wait.
00:48:28Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:29Nighthawk.
00:48:30It's you.
00:48:30Oh, my God.
00:48:31Are you dead?
00:48:32She said no.
00:48:33Mr. Nighthawk, please.
00:48:34I didn't know.
00:48:35I didn't know she was your girl.
00:48:36I'm sorry.
00:48:37You know what?
00:48:38You're lucky.
00:48:39Get lost.
00:48:44Pray that we don't meet again, bitch.
00:48:51Are you okay?
00:48:52I'm sorry I didn't get there sooner.
00:49:04It's not your fault.
00:49:07I just haven't felt that helpless in so long.
00:49:11It's like I was right back in my childhood, trying to survive.
00:49:15Don't worry.
00:49:20Don't worry.
00:49:24From now on, I'll protect you.
00:49:25Okay, careful.
00:49:41If you keep looking at me like that, I think you actually like it.
00:49:45What?
00:49:46Oh, what?
00:49:47No, I, you, you're in my body.
00:49:50I'm just protecting my property.
00:49:52Plus, you're the one with secret admirers crawling all over you.
00:49:56No, Marion doesn't count.
00:49:57There's nothing between us.
00:49:59I've never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job.
00:50:05John, we, technically we're already married, so you could quit your job and work for my company.
00:50:14We'll take care of you.
00:50:15It's not my way of living.
00:50:19Besides, for my wife, I should be the one supporting you.
00:50:23But, who, who said that I agreed to be your wife?
00:50:29Have you thought about what we'll do?
00:50:31We're stuck in these bodies forever.
00:50:34Uh, yeah, I mean, not ideal.
00:50:39But, um, I don't know, I can get used to it.
00:50:43Um, I just have to learn how to be standing up.
00:50:49Well, with you around, it might not be so bad.
00:50:56And then I'll just study really hard at being good at six.
00:51:00As a man.
00:51:01Okay, um, no, we, we're gonna switch back.
00:51:04It's fine, I'll figure it out.
00:51:06Oh, you're not interested in that?
00:51:09Oh, my God, I will never understand men and their weird brides.
00:51:13Okay, shut up.
00:51:16Um, let's get back to business, find out who our next target is.
00:51:22Wait, our target's an international spy?
00:51:27Oh, wait, that's me.
00:51:28No, come on, I'm, I am not an international spy.
00:51:32This is a mistake.
00:51:33That's my mistake.
00:51:35No.
00:51:36You know, no, I've heard rumors at the agency.
00:51:39We call it the X-Files.
00:51:41It's, uh, fake missions to cover up dirty work for billionaires.
00:51:46You sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
00:51:51Ethan.
00:51:52Son of a bitch.
00:51:55Okay.
00:52:06Okay.
00:52:08Uh, hack the system and trace the payments.
00:52:11It's definitely going to help you.
00:52:14Fine.
00:52:16You have to play dirty?
00:52:18I'll play dirty.
00:52:19What's your plan?
00:52:20So you know that company that's under his name?
00:52:24Yeah, that was a birthday gift from me.
00:52:26Back when I was stupid.
00:52:28And I'm going to take it back.
00:52:31Done.
00:52:32Well, there should be enough evidence to sink in.
00:52:35Bastard.
00:52:35Looks like your email's working.
00:52:41Hmm?
00:52:41Tomorrow's headlines just found their next star.
00:52:45Nice.
00:52:45Your scandal is everywhere, Ethan.
00:52:50Everyone knows you cheated on the Woods heiress.
00:52:53Our company's talk is crashing because of this.
00:52:55So you better give us an answer.
00:52:57Bye, TJ.
00:52:58What the hell is PR doing then?
00:53:01Get those headlines strong.
00:53:03Now!
00:53:04Let's be real.
00:53:05Our PR team is a joke compared to what Woods' family's got.
00:53:09Do the right thing.
00:53:10Ethan.
00:53:10Step down now.
00:53:13Or I'll make sure the board votes you out.
00:53:16Step down?
00:53:17Step down?
00:53:19I am the chairman of this company.
00:53:21You cannot remove me from it.
00:53:23Are you sure about that?
00:53:25Blair.
00:53:26You've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company.
00:53:30Is this your company?
00:53:32Security?
00:53:32What do you want me to do?
00:53:35Remove death.
00:53:37Are you deaf?
00:53:38Remove death!
00:53:40Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:41We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:42We're here to be your new bossy.
00:53:44What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:48Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:49We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:50We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:51What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:54Okay.
00:53:54Well, let's go through the fine print, shall we?
00:53:56Blair Woods now owns 51% of the company, making her the majority shareholder, and as
00:54:08such, the chairwoman has complete hiring and firing authority.
00:54:14Ethan Grayson, Tasha Blake, you are fired.
00:54:19No, no, no.
00:54:20You see, I built this company from nothing.
00:54:23You cannot just take it from me.
00:54:25Buddy, take a long, hard living room if you even have one.
00:54:29This company, I...
00:54:31My wife built it, and she gave it to you, and now she's taking it back.
00:54:35So, you got a problem?
00:54:36Oh, and one more thing.
00:54:37We know about the little influencer.
00:54:39We've already filed a suit for credit for a competition, so get ready to be served.
00:54:43Girls like you would never understand.
00:54:45I worked my ass off to get here, and you think you can just stroll in and take it?
00:54:50Can't I have one damn thing without you killing it, too?
00:55:09Somebody call an ambulance.
00:55:11I think they're the same thing as you.
00:55:14As long as you're safe.
00:55:17Yeah.
00:55:17Raven, I want the best version you have here in 20 minutes.
00:55:27I don't care if you have to drag me more than chains.
00:55:34If he dies, I will make sure that you go down with him.
00:55:38Ten years retired.
00:55:44I didn't expect to be pulled out of bed for your gunpoint and choppered here tonight.
00:55:48Desperate times, doctor.
00:55:50Lucky you acted fast.
00:55:52Ten minutes later, he'd be gone.
00:55:56Come on, doc.
00:55:57Let's do this to love for some privacy.
00:55:59Why did you take the hit from me?
00:56:15I mean, what if he died?
00:56:17What the hell would I do then?
00:56:19It hurts, doesn't it?
00:56:31I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:33I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:33I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:34I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:35I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:36I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:37I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:38I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:39I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:40I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:41I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:42I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:43I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:44I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:45I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:46I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:47I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:48I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:49I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:50I wish I could take the pain for you.
00:56:51No way, we switched back.
00:57:12No way, we switched back.
00:57:17Liam, Liam, wake up, we're back.
00:57:19We switched back.
00:57:21I haven't brushed my teeth or anything.
00:57:34I don't fucking care.
00:57:36I waited too long.
00:57:41It's gone.
00:57:42Everything's gone.
00:57:43You have to help me.
00:57:45Pathetic.
00:57:46You've got some nerve calling me.
00:57:48Gloria, you're the one who gave the order.
00:57:50This is on you.
00:57:52So, if you want your little secret going in public, I suggest you help me.
00:57:56Fine.
00:57:57One last shot.
00:57:59I want Blair out of the picture.
00:58:01This time, for good.
00:58:02How are you feeling?
00:58:12Do you want something?
00:58:15What, do you need something?
00:58:17Didn't she say old man's helps with pain?
00:58:20Didn't you say that was fake news?
00:58:22Yeah, well, I did some research.
00:58:24It turns out, uh, if you're somebody you love, it actually works.
00:58:29Yeah, well, I did some research.
00:58:31It turns out, uh, if you're somebody you love, it actually works.
00:58:34Um, okay.
00:58:40Well, since you're so into me, um, I guess you can stay with my husband for a little longer.
00:58:49Um, I'm gonna get some water.
00:59:19Okay.
00:59:28Wow.
00:59:29The infamously cold-blooded agent taking a knife for a woman.
00:59:33It's romantic enough to make me cry.
00:59:36Almost.
00:59:37Can you not?
00:59:39What do you want?
00:59:40Has it ever occurred to you what's going to happen when your cover gets blown?
00:59:43You get one life, Liam.
00:59:45How many times are you gonna throw it in front of hers?
00:59:48He's right.
00:59:50As long as she's with me, she'll always be in danger.
00:59:52God, what the hell do I do?
01:00:04You know, I do have to break up this little soap opera, but you do realize that there is
01:00:08a third wheel here, right?
01:00:09Um, okay, I'm gonna understand.
01:00:11You guys talk.
01:00:12Well, spit it out.
01:00:22Just a heads up, Liam.
01:00:24You blew up the mission.
01:00:25You pissed off the client.
01:00:27Glory's not exactly pleased with you.
01:00:28Now, I'm just saying, watch your back.
01:00:35Understood.
01:00:36But no one's touching Blair.
01:00:38Not now, not ever.
01:00:49All this fuss.
01:00:51For a girl.
01:00:54You know what's funny?
01:00:56You raise a little bird long enough.
01:00:57They start to think that they can fly.
01:01:00All on their own.
01:01:02I'm sorry, Liam.
01:01:03Save it.
01:01:05Go take your punishment.
01:01:12This Blair Woods has to die.
01:01:23Hey, Queen.
01:01:24What are you doing tonight?
01:01:25Wanna have some fun?
01:01:27Okay, cool.
01:01:31Liam, we should go dancing tonight.
01:01:33And finally relax a bit.
01:01:35I'm not going.
01:01:38Figures.
01:01:40Guess you only stuck around because of the body swap.
01:01:43Real husband material, huh?
01:01:44We should probably finalize the divorce.
01:01:52What are you talking about?
01:01:53That was the deal, right?
01:01:57Once we switch back, we call it.
01:02:01Fine.
01:02:02It's not like I'm desperate to stay married to you anyways.
01:02:07It's not like I'm desperate to stay married to you anyways.
01:02:20Cheers.
01:02:20You've been married for how long now?
01:02:24And we've never even seen your husband.
01:02:27Come on.
01:02:29Bring him out tonight.
01:02:30No, it's like a fake marriage.
01:02:32We're going to get divorced soon.
01:02:34Yeah, but you still like him though.
01:02:36I mean, I...
01:02:40Then go for it.
01:02:42Playing it safe is never your style.
01:02:46Wait, no girl.
01:02:48You are wasted.
01:02:49I'm calling a cab.
01:02:51No.
01:02:52No, come on.
01:02:52I never get to have fun anymore.
01:02:55Please, you can go out whenever you want.
01:02:57It's not like your husband's going to stop you.
01:02:59You don't have to say it like that.
01:03:01Oh, my God.
01:03:06Who is this potty?
01:03:22Oh, my God.
01:03:24Who is that potty?
01:03:25How much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:28Claire?
01:03:29Who's this?
01:03:30I'm her husband.
01:03:31Nice to meet you.
01:03:35Damn, Blair.
01:03:36Where did you find him?
01:03:37He looks like he walked off a CQ cover.
01:03:40Yeah, I literally bumped into him on the street.
01:03:43Seriously?
01:03:44Damn, girl.
01:03:45You are so lucky.
01:03:47What does he do?
01:03:49Um, he's...
01:03:51A model.
01:03:52Yeah, he's a model.
01:03:54I knew it!
01:03:56Come on.
01:03:57Show us some photos.
01:03:58No, no.
01:03:59Another time, I promise.
01:04:00But tonight, I'm going to steal my wife away from me, because she is a little drunk.
01:04:03What?
01:04:04No!
01:04:04What?
01:04:06Bye, Blair!
01:04:07I'm back soon!
01:04:08Jeez, okay.
01:04:13Slow down.
01:04:15No, you're going too fast.
01:04:17You really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:19Yeah, ma.
01:04:21Thanks, though.
01:04:24Thanks for what?
01:04:25For picking me up.
01:04:27Even though you ignored my calls, asshole.
01:04:29Well, I want more than just a thanks.
01:04:35Okay.
01:04:38Just breathe.
01:04:39Here.
01:04:41I'm going to put you right here.
01:04:44Hold.
01:04:47You okay?
01:04:48Thanks.
01:04:50I'm going to grab you some water.
01:04:52Wait.
01:04:52Ew.
01:04:53Ew.
01:04:54Ew.
01:05:08Leon?
01:05:09What the hell?
01:05:11If you scream, I'll kill you.
01:05:14You okay?
01:05:24There!
01:05:32I don't know.
01:05:37Where?
01:05:37Oh, my God.
01:05:38I'm not going to cry.
01:05:39I'm not going to cry.
01:05:40I'm not going to cry.
01:05:41You're not going to cry.
01:05:41Let me cry.
01:05:41I'm not going to cry.
01:05:42I'm not going to cry.
01:05:42I'm not going to cry.
01:05:43well well i caught the esteemed ceo blair woods where's your knight in shining armor huh
01:05:57i would get so cocky that look i hate that look it makes me feel like i'm an insect who are you
01:06:07to look down on me well you are just a parasite living off of one of their success so why would
01:06:15i respect you cute very cute keep running your mouth blair you're not getting out of here tonight
01:06:22you know the thought that i ever dated you makes me want to throw up
01:06:29nice well you want to know something fun blair do you know i don't even want you dead
01:06:37someone else does you made enemies babe big ones
01:06:41raven i need you to get me blair's location use every connection you have no screw-ups
01:06:50but if you transfer all of your shares into my account i might just tell you who actually wants
01:06:59in your dreams loser you are one ungrateful bitch
01:07:08the jam perfect the jam you got lucky
01:07:16probably not twice in a row
01:07:19hey blair
01:07:30are you okay
01:07:38you keep saving me if you're just gonna push me away
01:07:51you're just gonna push me away i'm scared scared that you'd get hurt because of me but i'm done
01:07:56you're pushing you away blair i'm not gonna let you go again how the hell did you find us
01:08:12you are in way over your head
01:08:25fine
01:08:31i'll tell you
01:08:33i'll tell you it was the agency you know the ones that the legendary night hawk works for
01:08:42and you guys pissed off the wrong viewers
01:08:45what
01:08:46what
01:08:50stay behind me
01:08:54nice liam
01:09:06still sharp
01:09:07just as i trained you
01:09:10couldn't even get the job done
01:09:19still didn't have to run his mouth
01:09:21you're looking more like your father all the time
01:09:34trust me
01:09:36that is not a compliment
01:09:38my father
01:09:41didn't anyone tell you
01:09:43i'm gloria
01:09:44liam's loving foster mom
01:09:46and your dear sweet aunt
01:09:50gloria
01:09:54what are you talking about
01:09:57of course your grandmother never mentioned me
01:10:01she only ever had eyes for her
01:10:03precious son
01:10:04don't worry
01:10:05i killed your father
01:10:07i just think i'm gonna kill you
01:10:09and then little old widge is next
01:10:11you mean that my father's death wasn't next
01:10:18no no
01:10:20he got in my way
01:10:22you all did
01:10:24the woods family fortune
01:10:25should have been mine
01:10:28and you
01:10:31time to come home good boy
01:10:35so you're cheating her over me
01:10:49i'm not gonna let anyone hurt her
01:10:52not even you
01:10:55fine
01:10:56then you will die with her
01:10:58what's happening
01:11:05poison gas
01:11:11now lay down and die quietly won't you
01:11:24what's happening
01:11:26poison gas
01:11:28now lay down and die quietly won't you
01:11:30you're breathing the same night that we are
01:11:33and you're still standing
01:11:34that means there must be an antidote
01:11:37whoever
01:11:39must be that rotten wood family blood
01:11:41but knowing this won't save you
01:11:43i and i alone have the antidote
01:11:47you really are my finest creation
01:11:55is everything i did never enough for you
01:11:57i don't care
01:11:59i'm never wanted it with mine
01:12:01and it won't crash anywhere to get in my way
01:12:04well i'm not your weapon you
01:12:06if you try to hurt her
01:12:07i'm gonna fight you with everything you got
01:12:10even after everything that you did
01:12:30grandma still left half of her estate
01:12:33to you
01:12:34she never stopped loving you
01:12:36you don't deserve anything
01:12:38you don't deserve a damn thing
01:12:41why
01:12:42after we finish him
01:12:45you're next
01:12:47once i finish him
01:12:49you're next
01:12:51ah
01:12:53glory woods
01:12:55drop the weapon and surrender
01:12:57hands up in the air
01:12:59turn around slowly
01:13:00don't reach for anything
01:13:02drop the weapon now
01:13:03at the top of your head
01:13:07stop moving
01:13:09stop moving
01:13:10don't resist lady
01:13:11turn around
01:13:12she's reaching us
01:13:13okay
01:13:14stay back
01:13:15wait yourself
01:13:16i swear
01:13:17i will kill them both
01:13:18glory
01:13:20stop
01:13:21your brother
01:13:22he died trying to save you
01:13:24you think he abandoned you
01:13:26gloria no
01:13:27he paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours
01:13:31ten million dollars just to keep you safe
01:13:34you're safe
01:13:36he pushed you away
01:13:37just to protect you
01:13:39and
01:13:40even when you were gone
01:13:42he watched over you
01:13:44until the day he died
01:13:46you're lying
01:13:49you're just saying this is trying to save her
01:13:51but i am not falling for it
01:13:54enough
01:13:55enough
01:14:00this
01:14:01ends here
01:14:06you're in the rest
01:14:07put your hands behind me
01:14:08no no get off of me
01:14:09stop it
01:14:10who are you
01:14:11get the hell off of me
01:14:12who do you
01:14:14get the hell off of me
01:14:15you okay
01:14:25former intelligence operative
01:14:28gloria woods
01:14:29arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping
01:14:31source confirmed
01:14:32she is the second daughter of the prominent woods family
01:14:36hey
01:14:40how did you find her
01:14:41you're good people
01:14:42don't let raven slacker vibe fool you
01:14:46i think i'm just checking and stopped you
01:14:48didn't gloria use you for years
01:14:51didn't gloria use you for years
01:14:53aren't you angry
01:14:55i was
01:14:59but um
01:15:01i don't know
01:15:03now i just
01:15:04it isn't done
01:15:05Karen
01:15:07from now on
01:15:09i'll be by your side
01:15:11from now on
01:15:12i'll be by your side
01:15:19wow
01:15:22beautiful
01:15:23okay just eat it
01:15:24i made it with love
01:15:26okay so uh
01:15:27forks are actually kind of a challenge to me right now
01:15:31oh
01:15:32okay so
01:15:33what i'm hearing is
01:15:34you want me to feed you
01:15:36okay
01:15:38okay
01:15:41you know what i want more than pasta
01:15:44okay what
01:15:46you
01:15:47you
01:16:00blair wince
01:16:02will you marry me
01:16:04again
01:16:06but for real this time
01:16:09i
01:16:11you
01:16:12yeah
01:16:13you
01:16:15you
01:16:16you
01:16:19you
01:16:20you
01:16:21you
01:16:35you
01:16:35you
01:16:35have
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