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Forbidden Love _ Full Movie in English You'll Watch It Again and Again
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00:00:00He's on the drugs! He's on the drugs! I hate you!
00:00:18Yep, that's me. And so is that.
00:00:24How did that get in there?
00:00:30The point is, this is not who I am. I'm not that guy.
00:00:40So how did I end up here?
00:00:42You have no idea what this means to me.
00:00:44That is not the problem.
00:00:48I had a perfectly normal childhood.
00:00:54My parents were great.
00:00:58I did well in school.
00:01:02I was great at sports.
00:01:04And I had a lot of friends.
00:01:08The only thing was, I was shy around girls.
00:01:12In fact, my luck with the ladies was pretty terrible.
00:01:16Until I discovered cigarettes.
00:01:20I guess I thought smoking made me look cool.
00:01:24And for some reason, it gave me confidence with women.
00:01:36I became a successful divorce attorney.
00:01:38House on the hills, a Beamer, and a Porsche.
00:01:42I even have a live-in housekeeper and a gardener.
00:01:48Sure, they both drive me crazy, but you can't have everything.
00:01:52Most importantly, I had a very, shall we say...
00:01:58That's a little bit dramatic. I didn't die.
00:02:02I should really quit smoking.
00:02:04Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, before I excuse you for the Fourth of July weekend
00:02:10to deliberate this case, the defense will present its closing statements.
00:02:14Thank you, Your Honor.
00:02:16Looking good this morning, Your Honor, as always.
00:02:20And please, Mr. Maxwell, please be brief.
00:02:24This time, brevity is the key here.
00:02:27Brevity is my preference as well, Your Honor.
00:02:32Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you met my client, Mr. Butt, nearly two months ago.
00:02:39I guess we've been together longer than some relationships.
00:02:44At least in my case.
00:02:46Anyway, like in all relationships, you will be tested.
00:02:52And your test today, your final test of your service as a jury,
00:03:00is to decide whether Mr. Butt has committed the crime he's being charged with.
00:03:06Now it takes only one of you to stand up for justice.
00:03:12And I know that at least one of you has what it takes.
00:03:17Thank you, Your Honor.
00:03:20You're dead.
00:03:22I'm really glad you won.
00:03:24Well, I'm really glad I had such a beautiful jury member
00:03:28who was listening to everything I had to say.
00:03:31Well, that didn't take long.
00:03:34I haven't even brought out the salads yet.
00:03:36If they keep going like that, you're going to have quite a mess to clean up.
00:03:40They're outside.
00:03:41You're the gardener.
00:03:42It'll be your mess to clean up.
00:03:44I love your inspired dinner celebration.
00:03:46Dinner?
00:03:47Mm-hmm.
00:03:48Who said anything about dinner?
00:03:50You know what I mean.
00:03:52Boop-boop-a-doop.
00:03:54Why don't you come inside and show me what you mean?
00:03:57What about the fireworks?
00:03:59Oh, the fireworks.
00:04:01I have some fireworks.
00:04:05So you based the main character on me?
00:04:07Only loosely.
00:04:08Loosely?
00:04:09You used my full name.
00:04:10I'm a lazy writer.
00:04:12So what do you think?
00:04:14Look, I like it, but...
00:04:16But?
00:04:17But it's not very realistic.
00:04:19A man would never kill himself if a woman rejects his love.
00:04:22I totally would.
00:04:23But...
00:04:24You know what your problem is?
00:04:26You placed too much importance on a vagina.
00:04:29Creep.
00:04:30Hello.
00:04:31A man would never jump off a building if a woman rejects his love.
00:04:35It doesn't make sense to me.
00:04:36Nah, Romeo for Juliet.
00:04:38Romeo for Juliet?
00:04:39No, Romeo thought Juliet was already dead.
00:04:41Not the same thing.
00:04:42Okay.
00:04:43Marc Antony for Cleopatra.
00:04:45Well, it's not the same thing.
00:04:47He thought she had already been killed.
00:04:49Ah, Pyramus for Thisby.
00:04:51Booyah!
00:04:52Who?
00:04:53So, you think she'll be at the book signing?
00:04:58Who?
00:04:59Marnie, my girlfriend.
00:05:00Marnie, your ex-girlfriend.
00:05:02She dumped you like six times, remember?
00:05:04She didn't officially dump me, alright?
00:05:06She just said she needed some space.
00:05:08For work.
00:05:09Yeah, that's a convenient excuse.
00:05:11I just think, if she sees me as a published author,
00:05:13she's not gonna think I'm such a loser.
00:05:15You wrote a book about a loser, dude.
00:05:17Yeah, it's what I know.
00:05:18Look, you have to forget about it.
00:05:21Plus, when this book comes out, you're gonna be famous.
00:05:24You're gonna have women all over you.
00:05:26You think?
00:05:27Yeah, plus, you know, you're smart, you're funny.
00:05:30I live with my parents.
00:05:32Yeah, but they're smart and funny, too.
00:05:35I know it sounds weird, man, but I really love her.
00:05:40Even though she thinks I'm a little sissy boy
00:05:42that can't find the G-spot.
00:05:44I googled it.
00:05:45I understand the science behind it.
00:05:47Like, when I'm with her, I just feel like, hi, wow.
00:05:50Hi.
00:05:51Hi.
00:05:52Hey.
00:05:53No, no, this is not how you do it.
00:05:54Please, go ahead of us.
00:05:56Thanks.
00:05:59I'm Owen Maxwell.
00:06:00Paige.
00:06:01Paige.
00:06:02Hi.
00:06:03No wonder you like reading, Paige.
00:06:06Listen, if you're not busy tonight,
00:06:09there's this recipe for Tiramisu.
00:06:11I'd like to indulge your, um, sweet tooth.
00:06:15I'm a real whiz in the kitchen and, uh, every other room.
00:06:19Well, I was just gonna rent a movie
00:06:21and pop a bottle of wine, but sure.
00:06:24Great.
00:06:25Why not?
00:06:26Excellent.
00:06:35Let me get this straight.
00:06:37So while your wife was at the hospital,
00:06:40you took her car, picked up your mistress,
00:06:43and drove to your mountain cabin,
00:06:45which is in your wife's name.
00:06:46Got high on the marijuana your wife needed for her glaucoma.
00:06:50While you were having sex,
00:06:52the joint started a fire that entirely destroyed the cabin.
00:06:56Does that about cover it?
00:06:58Yes.
00:06:59Oh, I also, uh, ran over her Shih Tzu
00:07:02while we were escaping the blaze.
00:07:04Oh, you killed her dog, too.
00:07:06Hmm.
00:07:07You're the one suing for divorce.
00:07:09Yes, but only after she said
00:07:12she never wanted to see me again.
00:07:14I mean, some people can't practice forgiveness.
00:07:18Well, luckily we have signed a prenup agreement
00:07:22that says that she's not entitled
00:07:24to what you came into the marriage with.
00:07:26Which amounts to approximately
00:07:30four million dollars in assets,
00:07:32including deposits and other valuables.
00:07:35Actually, uh, that is why I'm here today.
00:07:39I lied.
00:07:42You lied?
00:07:44Yes.
00:07:45I never had any of that.
00:07:47I just told her that so she'd think I was worth marrying
00:07:49and not some, you know, gold-digging loser
00:07:52looking for a sugar mama.
00:07:54You certainly did not bring any dignity to this marriage,
00:07:58did you, Mr. Hoover?
00:08:00It seems that all you contributed was a lot of lies.
00:08:03And a lot of love.
00:08:05But mostly lies.
00:08:06Yes.
00:08:07But now I am emotionally damaged.
00:08:10I can see that.
00:08:12No, no.
00:08:13You, you do not know what it was like living with that woman.
00:08:16I mean, she, she criticized me.
00:08:18She insulted my character.
00:08:20She made me feel like less than a man.
00:08:23Mr. Hoover, they have pills for that now.
00:08:25And maybe even a cream.
00:08:27I really appreciate the pain and the suffering,
00:08:30but I don't think we have enough for a case here.
00:08:32I'm sorry.
00:08:34I knew it.
00:08:36Just like my wife always said,
00:08:38nothing sucks like a Hoover.
00:08:40She said that in front of my co-workers once.
00:08:42They never let me forget it.
00:08:44I had to quit.
00:08:45I was so embarrassed.
00:08:47Thank you for your time.
00:08:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:08:49Mr. Hoover, sit down.
00:08:52She slandered you in the workplace?
00:08:55It was half slandered.
00:08:57I experimented a little in college.
00:09:00Regardless, she created a hostile work environment.
00:09:04She is interfering with your gainful employment, Mr. Hoover.
00:09:07Congratulations.
00:09:08You've got yourself a lawyer.
00:09:10Oh.
00:09:11Thank you, Mr. Maxwell.
00:09:13Oh, ow.
00:09:14Oh, yippee.
00:09:16Ow.
00:09:17That's, oh, this is great.
00:09:20Oh.
00:09:21What, you, you, you smoke?
00:09:23I've been meaning to quit, though.
00:09:25I got it.
00:09:26I got it.
00:09:27This is the thing for you.
00:09:28You've got to try this.
00:09:29Dr. Candy with an eye?
00:09:30I think I nailed someone with a name like that once.
00:09:34She works wonders.
00:09:35I haven't had a cigarette in five months.
00:09:36You should try it.
00:09:37You made it.
00:09:38Of course we did.
00:09:39How could I miss Jude's first book signing?
00:09:40Oh, you're right.
00:09:41Book signing?
00:09:42Book signing?
00:09:43Oh, I thought you said he was an author.
00:09:57This is my boy, Nick.
00:09:59You have a son.
00:10:00Hey, Dad.
00:10:01Can I talk to you in private about some girl problems you can help me with?
00:10:03Oh.
00:10:04Look, I'll be right back.
00:10:06Why don't you check out the buffet and eat something you recognize?
00:10:09Oh, let's go.
00:10:10You, you heard me, I guess he can go wrong.
00:10:11This is my boy, Nick.
00:10:12You have a son!
00:10:13Hey, Dad.
00:10:14Can I talk to you in private about some girl problems you can help me with?
00:10:17Oh.
00:10:18Look, I'll be right back.
00:10:19Why don't you check out the buffet and eat something you recognize?
00:10:20Thanks.
00:10:21Please.
00:10:22Thanks a lot.
00:10:25We'll be great.
00:10:26See you later, man.
00:10:33Ricky, thank you so much.
00:10:36Really good.
00:10:39Hey, man, how are you doing?
00:10:43Did she show?
00:10:45Let's check.
00:10:48She stopped at a gas station.
00:10:51To get Cass to come to the party.
00:10:54What is this, Chad?
00:10:55It's a portable GPS.
00:10:57You're tracking your ex?
00:10:58When you say it like that, it sounds creepy.
00:11:00It is creepy.
00:11:01Just put that thing away.
00:11:02Just enjoy the show.
00:11:04This is your night.
00:11:06My night.
00:11:06It's your night.
00:11:08My night.
00:11:12So here's the lowdown.
00:11:13I was talking to these two PR hotties in the kitchen.
00:11:16One has soccer mom arms, but I really don't mind jumping on that grenade.
00:11:20Thanks, bud.
00:11:20I'll pass.
00:11:21Hey, listen.
00:11:22Listen, her friend told me she thinks reality television is actually real.
00:11:27Come on.
00:11:27Nothing beats more on sex.
00:11:29Relax.
00:11:29I mean, this is Jude's night.
00:11:30Let's just enjoy.
00:11:32Just, besides, I'm here with someone.
00:11:35Yeah, where is she, by the way?
00:11:36She's not peeling the shrimp.
00:11:42Hey, that's the woman I was telling you about.
00:11:45Oh, why didn't you say she was...
00:11:48I need a cigarette.
00:11:52I wish I smoked.
00:11:54Hey.
00:12:03Hey.
00:12:03Hey.
00:12:04Thanks.
00:12:08Anytime.
00:12:09So, you enjoying the party?
00:12:12It's not really nice seeing.
00:12:14Tell me about it.
00:12:16Bunch of opposers, if you ask me.
00:12:18I bet half of these people haven't even read the book.
00:12:20there's a book I didn't know I don't really read much me neither I'll take
00:12:30half hour of American Idol over Hemingway any day I love that show because you are
00:12:36a woman of class anyway the only reason I'm here is because the author is my
00:12:45friend yeah he based a character on the hero actually so you're famous now he's
00:12:52the writer I'm just an average lawyer drives a portion make seven figures a
00:12:58year oh I'm sorry this is just the most entertaining conversation I have heard
00:13:06all evening this spot is getting kind of crowded yeah how about we go someplace
00:13:13quiet and talk sure I'll get my coat I'll be here okay it worked Wow I am so
00:13:25glad I did not derail the little meeting of the minds that you had excuse me but do
00:13:30I know you no no but I know your type you do and what's my type I'm smart successful
00:13:38lazy very lazy you don't want to have to work for anything so you go for the easy targets shiny
00:13:46objects instinct gratification God forbid you actually challenge yourself with an intelligent
00:13:52woman like you I suppose what no this has nothing to do with me you're the one doing all the talking
00:13:58just judging me on a conversation you picked up in a party talk about an easy target
00:14:04target you're right I am sorry I have no right to judge you what what's wrong with what what is this
00:14:18shrapnel coming out of your mouth what do you got how many of those did you eat we because the first
00:14:26two went down so smoothly right okay okay come just sit here sit here I'll be right back don't move
00:14:35hey good morning good morning good morning
00:14:52Oh did I wake you up I need to get going to work
00:15:21so don't mind me hmm if you're lucky I'll still be here when you get back
00:15:29found these in the sink really kitchen or bathroom you might want to consider trying it in black it's a
00:15:48more slimming color you know pink is the color of angels speaking of angels can you please take care of the
00:15:55fallen angel upstairs with pleasure I'll help don't do some fertilizer to spread the old fart see a couple
00:16:02things right there I'd like to spread
00:16:04you came back for more tiger
00:16:20hi hi Eileen Jenkins here to see Rhonda price sure can I help you yeah I'm looking for Rhonda price oh it's it's you it's you it's you as well so what can I do for you you
00:16:41don't remember me do you do you oh of course I do and but I would have called but I had to get out of town unexpectedly but hey let me make it up to you how about dinner tonight and my place I'll cook
00:16:50You don't remember me, do you?
00:16:53Oh, oh, oh, of course I do, and I would have called,
00:16:57but I had to get out of town unexpectedly.
00:16:59But hey, let me make it up to you.
00:17:01How about dinner tonight at my place?
00:17:04I'll cook.
00:17:05Do you think I slept with you?
00:17:08Oh, no, no, no.
00:17:10Of course not.
00:17:11I mean, you're not the kind of woman who'd...
00:17:13And I respect that.
00:17:14I mean, you want to take it slow.
00:17:16I am the woman from last night.
00:17:18Oh, yes, it's you, of course.
00:17:22I'm sure you and your friend had a really good time,
00:17:25assuming that you stayed away from big words and...
00:17:28What are they called?
00:17:29Oh, dots.
00:17:31Yes, yes, we did.
00:17:32Yes, we did.
00:17:33And I'm sure you had a great time with, um...
00:17:37Oh, that's right.
00:17:38You were alone.
00:17:40Well, at least you had a big glass of wine
00:17:43to keep your company.
00:17:45Rhonda!
00:17:46Well, I see you two have met.
00:17:48What?
00:17:49This is my lawyer?
00:17:51Oh, no.
00:17:52No, no, no, no.
00:17:53No, Rhonda, we're gonna have to change.
00:17:54You're getting a divorce?
00:17:56That's a shocker.
00:17:58She's gonna...
00:17:59Sorry, Rhonda.
00:18:00I will represent myself.
00:18:02He really is the best divorce attorney.
00:18:04He gets his clients everything they want.
00:18:06Well, I just hope he's brighter than the women he goes out with.
00:18:19Do you think I date stupid women?
00:18:21Yes, lucky bastard.
00:18:23No, I mean, do you think they're beneath me?
00:18:25Only in bed.
00:18:26High five.
00:18:27five really
00:18:30crap
00:18:35what is this it's a portable gps it shows that marnie's going to be crossing by here at
00:18:44precisely 10 23 suit up owen i need you jude you gotta stop this i can practically taste
00:18:54your desperation man it tastes bad it tastes very bad look you gotta forget about her and get back
00:19:01on the horse any horse i'm gonna pick out a girl in this park and you have to go talk to her
00:19:07there oh she's way out of your way out of my league don't don't listen to just go get her
00:19:17just go just go waiting for you
00:19:19hey hey you like uh pictures
00:19:34yeah i'll get back to you
00:19:46hey how'd it go i showed her a picture of my nephew
00:19:51why would you do that man i don't know i panicked
00:19:53what did she say she said she likes her men in pairs i don't even know what that means i think
00:19:58she's catching up for lost time i don't know man hey well if it's gonna help you get back on the
00:20:02horse i'm game
00:20:04oh guys this is my cue watch and learn hey he could pick up a woman faster than it takes me to talk
00:20:15myself out of trying
00:20:16well well well if it isn't that way maxwell
00:20:31well the pleasure is all mine doctor
00:20:34you don't remember me do you
00:20:37no not again
00:20:38before we get started i want you to choose your inner animal guide for our work here together today
00:20:45my inner animal
00:20:47my inner animal can i
00:20:48have a seat ellen that's not my
00:20:52now i want maxwell
00:20:56i want you to give me a hand and place it on my heart
00:21:00that's not your heart
00:21:02shh i'm gonna put my hand on your heart okay
00:21:04okay
00:21:05i want you to close your eyes and relax
00:21:07and remember this is a safe space our safe creative space anything is possible here magical transformations are possible here now keep your
00:21:20rights close and take three deep full vigorous breaths into the palm of my hand
00:21:26good very good as i move away remember the feeling of my touch as you keep your breath steady
00:21:41so doctor did you go to medical school for all this
00:21:47oh no owen maxwell unfortunately traditional western medicine is still very close-minded about hypnotherapy
00:21:53i got my degree online it only took me six weeks
00:21:56oh all these six oh that's great
00:21:58and please call me dr candy
00:22:00that uh candy with an eye
00:22:02of course it is uh candy with an eye
00:22:05so how does this work
00:22:07it's very simple
00:22:08i'm gonna lead you through a series of imagery-based suggestions tailored specifically to you
00:22:12which you will then integrate into your subconscious
00:22:15well will i still have the urge to smoke
00:22:18hmm at first
00:22:20but any attempt to smoke will induce extreme nausea
00:22:23even to the point of vomiting
00:22:24pretty soon
00:22:25the last thing you want will be a cigarette
00:22:27sounds good
00:22:28oh i should probably mention you may experience certain mood swings as you move through the detox process
00:22:33well if it can help me quit smoking then
00:22:36it's worth it
00:22:38so how do we know each other
00:22:41last winter
00:22:43last winter
00:22:44skiing
00:22:46skiing
00:22:47in vermont
00:22:49oh yeah the champagne the hot tub and the stripper
00:22:54wow that was hot
00:22:55yeah that wasn't me
00:22:57that wasn't you
00:22:58really
00:22:59oh
00:23:00yeah it wasn't me either
00:23:02that must have been a movie something i saw on the internet
00:23:05anyway i'm ready
00:23:06so please go ahead and hypnotize me
00:23:09oh
00:23:10i will
00:23:12are you going to lunch
00:23:19yeah do you want anything
00:23:21nah
00:23:22oh will you stop by the courthouse on the way back
00:23:24more patient files from judge calhoun
00:23:26yes you got it
00:23:27you got it
00:23:28oh hello
00:23:30oh hello
00:23:39oh and maxwell
00:23:42welcome to even better rehab center
00:23:44what is your poison alcohol crack heroin
00:23:48heroin
00:23:49oh i know
00:23:50dumb girls
00:23:51good one
00:23:52yeah
00:23:53very good one
00:23:54so why do you want to meet here
00:23:56this place gives me the creeps
00:23:58well if i'm forced to have you as my lawyer then i think you should see what i'm fighting for
00:24:05follow me
00:24:08so what's the story here
00:24:09your husband cheated on you or he didn't spend enough time with you
00:24:12oh no my husband is a really good guy i'm i'm divorcing him because he's lonely
00:24:19in the
00:24:20really
00:24:21no point at my vagina
00:24:22no no no stop it
00:24:25the truth is i never really wanted to marry him in the first place and i was very clear about that but
00:24:30he was persistent and he has a lot of money so eventually i gave in
00:24:40who's winning tom oh the twins are beating you again
00:24:44let me give you a little pointer
00:24:46oh my
00:24:48so you married him for his money i wouldn't have pegged you at the time seriously
00:24:52well i guess it sort of but it's really not the way that you think
00:24:55this place was gonna close down
00:24:57he's losing its government funding
00:24:59and he promised to buy it for me if i married him
00:25:02but now obviously you regret it right
00:25:04no not at all i get to run the center
00:25:07i don't bother him he doesn't bother me
00:25:09it is it was perfect
00:25:11you're quite the romantic aren't you
00:25:14oh well now he wants a traditional marriage
00:25:18oh and i'm assuming it comes with traditional sex right
00:25:23i think he deserves to have whatever he wants in the marriage
00:25:26i just can't give it to him
00:25:28okay so what do you want from him
00:25:31i want the rehab center
00:25:34this
00:25:35that's it
00:25:36you're crazy
00:25:37that's it
00:25:38really
00:25:39look at them
00:25:41owen
00:25:43your husband is worth millions
00:25:47he has two jets
00:25:48two
00:25:49he can keep all of that
00:25:51look i really think you're making a big mistake here
00:25:53it's just a bunch of losers with no self control
00:25:55oh an addiction is a disease
00:25:58well yeah but so is athletes foot but you know what i put on some tropical cream and i'm good
00:26:06tropical cream
00:26:08i think you meant topical
00:26:10yeah topical even better
00:26:12i can get to the beach house
00:26:14just
00:26:15the center
00:26:16thank you
00:26:25hey nick what is this
00:26:26my application for laker season tickets
00:26:28i got a good feeling about this year
00:26:30do you actually work
00:26:31hey i get more done in a day than you do by 9am
00:26:34i don't come in until 9am
00:26:36my point exactly
00:26:37how was the hypnotherapist
00:26:39oh the
00:26:40uh
00:26:41forgettable apparently
00:26:42do you still want to smoke
00:26:44oof
00:26:45more than life itself
00:26:46hi guys
00:26:47hi
00:26:48hey
00:26:49ooh
00:26:50damn
00:26:51sounds like someone skipped breakfast
00:26:54you want a donut or something
00:26:55no it's the
00:26:56hypotherapy
00:26:57it's supposed to make me
00:26:58uh
00:26:59gnosis when i think about cigarettes
00:27:01wipe up the drool boys
00:27:03this isn't cinebacs
00:27:04what
00:27:05i was just making copies
00:27:06hi ronda
00:27:07looking good ronda
00:27:21i have
00:27:22one more release
00:27:24oooh
00:27:27here it is
00:27:28oooh
00:27:29tatia
00:27:30ah
00:27:31to release this
00:27:32how do you have evidence
00:27:33we're away
00:27:34no
00:27:35ah
00:27:36ah
00:27:37ah
00:27:38ah
00:27:39ah
00:27:40get off of me
00:27:45what happened to you
00:27:47oh
00:27:48ah
00:27:49truly
00:27:50always a very
00:27:52rough night at the office
00:27:54a very
00:27:55very rough night
00:27:57let me make you some tea
00:27:59hmm
00:28:00leave the poor guy alone trudi
00:28:02can't you see he's upset
00:28:03he struck out last night
00:28:05he's coming home alone
00:28:10you smell
00:28:13how do you like that
00:28:14you know what
00:28:16come here
00:28:17come to daddy
00:28:18why don't you buy it a drink first
00:28:20ronda
00:28:21what can i do for you
00:28:23i have a very important client i need you to handle
00:28:26it's critical that you win this case do you understand
00:28:28yes
00:28:29by the way
00:28:30did you hear
00:28:31we're looking for a new senior partner
00:28:33a big win would impress a lot of people around here
00:28:36got it
00:28:37it's handled
00:28:38and for the love of god
00:28:40wash that
00:28:41before you put it back in the kitchen
00:28:42oh yeah yeah
00:28:43no
00:28:44mr davenport i'd like to introduce you to owen maxwell
00:28:48he's the best we have
00:28:49hi mr davenport
00:28:50how do you do
00:28:51please have a seat
00:28:52thank you
00:28:53so mr davenport
00:28:55your wife wants a divorce
00:28:58yes that's right
00:28:59i was cheating on her
00:29:00hmm
00:29:01but does she have proof
00:29:03there was a recording
00:29:06right here
00:29:07thank you
00:29:09i see
00:29:17well mr davenport that
00:29:21doesn't bode well for us if it goes to trial
00:29:23it's going to be very difficult to convince the jury that
00:29:27you are not in the wrong
00:29:29i recommend we settle
00:29:32you don't understand
00:29:34i don't want a divorce
00:29:36you don't
00:29:38i love my wife
00:29:40i know i've made a few mistakes
00:29:42but nothing i have means anything without her
00:29:45have you at least spoken to her
00:29:47she won't see me
00:29:49can you help me
00:29:50mr davenport this is
00:29:52this is not the kind of things we do here
00:29:54this is a law firm
00:29:56i'm a very powerful man mr maxwell
00:29:59i'm generous to a fault with my friends
00:30:02ruthless beyond belief with my enemies
00:30:06my wife is the most important thing in my life
00:30:11i need you to help me
00:30:13i understand
00:30:16mr davenport
00:30:20let me see what i can do
00:30:22mr maxwell has arrived
00:30:24thank you maria
00:30:31ah my cheating husband's lawyer
00:30:36what can i do for you mr maxwell
00:30:38your husband would like you to consider reconciliation
00:30:41and i'd like him to consider shoving the restraining order i'm about to file up his ass
00:30:45mrs davenport
00:30:47come on this is not
00:30:49mrs davenport
00:30:50mrs davenport
00:30:51please
00:30:52please be reasonable
00:30:53mrs davenport
00:30:54reasonable
00:30:55i've been more than reasonable for the past six years
00:30:59it's not like i didn't know he had playmates
00:31:01but to see him on videotape with the pool boy
00:31:04what
00:31:05that was beyond humiliating
00:31:06he did the pool boy too
00:31:07that's sick
00:31:08oh yeah
00:31:09there's a lot about my husband that you don't know
00:31:11are you feeling okay
00:31:13i'm fine i'm fine
00:31:14mr davenport
00:31:15i'm sure we can work this out
00:31:16that i find hard to believe
00:31:18look at me mr maxwell
00:31:21well
00:31:22i do not trust a man that doesn't make eye contact with me
00:31:27no no no
00:31:28magazine
00:31:29what do you want
00:31:30no no
00:31:32that towel
00:31:34okay
00:31:35you know what
00:31:36i don't have time
00:31:39mrs davenport
00:31:40please
00:31:41come on baby
00:31:42hey
00:31:59hi
00:32:00nice form
00:32:03let me guess
00:32:05cross country in high school
00:32:07you were good at the 5k but
00:32:09even better at the 10k
00:32:11impressive
00:32:12i don't want runners
00:32:13me i'm a sprinter
00:32:14well let's hope you're not as speedy as you were in high school
00:32:17oh no no no no no
00:32:18hamstring injury
00:32:20i'm more of an endurance man now
00:32:22if you know what i mean
00:32:23oh
00:32:24well you know i live just a few blocks from the inn
00:32:26i make great smoothies
00:32:27sure
00:32:28i
00:32:29are you okay
00:32:31yeah i'm fine
00:32:32oh my god
00:32:39what's wrong with me
00:32:43wait a minute
00:32:49oh man
00:32:51no
00:32:52hey
00:32:53uh
00:32:54no
00:32:55hey
00:32:56uh
00:32:57what
00:32:58no
00:32:59must be
00:33:00wood poisoning
00:33:01excuse me
00:33:02could you help me put this on my back
00:33:03oh my god
00:33:07i'm allergic to hearties
00:33:12what about her
00:33:13look no i told you i'm only nauseous around hot women what is this
00:33:18if we do not use the scientific method my friend then no hypothesis is valid
00:33:23let us see
00:33:24we can rule out transsexuals
00:33:26transvestites
00:33:27men
00:33:28or the women
00:33:29so i think you were missing the boards on that one my friend
00:33:31oh no i'm not
00:33:32no
00:33:33so you did have a slight reaction when that poodle walked in
00:33:35the poodle
00:33:36i was coughing
00:33:37come on this is ridiculous i'm out of here
00:33:42oh
00:33:43i like that
00:33:44that is my very sexy cousin
00:33:46sandra
00:33:48and then she ruins it by graduating from university
00:33:51she graduated with honors in international arbitration
00:33:54wait
00:33:55i'm not nauseous anymore
00:33:57that's it
00:33:58what
00:33:59i'm only affected by women i want to sleep with
00:34:01think about it
00:34:02as soon as she was able to graduate and fully form ideas
00:34:05i lost interest
00:34:07so you're saying you only want to sleep with idiots
00:34:10yes exactly
00:34:11then you just need to start sleeping with dumb attractive women
00:34:14but we live in l.a
00:34:17why is this happening to me
00:34:19i will teach you a trick my friend
00:34:21whenever you are feeling nauseous
00:34:23just pinch the skin underneath your wrist
00:34:26will that work
00:34:27oh yeah
00:34:28this will distract you from your sexual impulses
00:34:31unless of course
00:34:33you are into the pain
00:34:35hmm
00:34:37come on dr freud
00:34:39let's get out of here
00:34:40well that was good right
00:34:41did you like the accent
00:34:42yeah
00:34:57hey hey hey hey
00:34:58hi hi
00:34:59owen
00:35:00owen
00:35:01what are you doing
00:35:02i forgot your divorce papers in my office
00:35:04oh
00:35:05thank you
00:35:06uh
00:35:07why are you dressed like that
00:35:08what
00:35:09no nothing
00:35:10no
00:35:11are you on something
00:35:13no no no
00:35:14take off your glasses
00:35:15what
00:35:16take off your glasses and look me in the face
00:35:18no
00:35:19look at me
00:35:20i guess i don't want to sleep with you
00:35:25i don't want to sleep with you either
00:35:29no you don't understand
00:35:30i'm allergic to women i want to sleep with
00:35:32what
00:35:34yes
00:35:35it's crazy but it's true
00:35:36but every time i start getting aroused
00:35:39i feel i want to throw up
00:35:41well you do have some pretty low standards
00:35:43no
00:35:44it's not like that
00:35:45well here
00:35:46i'm sure there's a rational explanation for this
00:35:48when did
00:35:49when did this start
00:35:50well i don't know
00:35:51i guess when i went to the hypnotherapist to quit smoking
00:35:53ah
00:35:54well is it possible that the hypnotherapist gave you the wrong subconscious suggestion
00:35:58he must be trying to get back at me
00:36:00for what
00:36:02no no
00:36:03it's just a
00:36:04it's a dissatisfied client
00:36:06i'm
00:36:07ugh
00:36:08oh my god
00:36:09i'm allergic to sex
00:36:10oh my god
00:36:11oh god okay calm down
00:36:12this is not the end of the world
00:36:13it's not the end of the world
00:36:14it's a known fact that a man can only go three days without sex before dying
00:36:17that's water
00:36:18that's water
00:36:19i think this will be good for you
00:36:21good for me
00:36:22what kind of a twisted person are you
00:36:24thank you owen
00:36:26freak
00:36:27okay
00:36:28she disappeared
00:36:29just like that
00:36:35i don't know what i'm gonna do
00:36:41can't you just go to another hypnotist
00:36:42you think that will work
00:36:43i don't see why not
00:36:44you want me to find her for you
00:36:47what
00:36:48what
00:36:49oh yeah i got connections
00:36:50i can get my people on it
00:36:51what people
00:36:52what people
00:36:53oh
00:36:54i've got people
00:36:55i'm gonna come
00:37:26And when I snap my fingers, you will become fully alert in three, two, one.
00:37:44That's it?
00:37:45That's it.
00:37:47I feel good. I feel very good.
00:37:49You should be completely back to normal.
00:37:52And you're welcome.
00:37:55You're good.
00:37:56Oh, I'm the best.
00:37:59Thank you, doctor.
00:38:09You see my girl on your way out?
00:38:12We don't take American Express.
00:38:15All right, there's your receipt, Mr. Maxwell.
00:38:17Thank you, Susie.
00:38:20And please, call me Owen.
00:38:22Mr. Maxwell's my father's name.
00:38:24And unfortunately, he passed away a few years ago and left me quite a large inheritance.
00:38:32Poor thing.
00:38:34I'm so sorry.
00:38:35Oh, that's disgusting.
00:38:47Keep the trash can.
00:38:48Your chakras are all out of alignment.
00:38:59This causes great turbulence with your psychic energy.
00:39:02Let's get those puppies aligned, then.
00:39:04I can see an abundance of sexual energy blocked at its source.
00:39:09You can say that again.
00:39:10I see how crucial this has been to your survival.
00:39:13You're preaching to the choir, sister.
00:39:15I see your past and...
00:39:19What?
00:39:23You're a complete sleazebag, aren't you?
00:39:26What?
00:39:30What about my chakras?
00:39:31What are you doing?
00:39:53What are you...
00:39:54Oh!
00:39:54Oh, that hurt.
00:39:58No, not the back.
00:40:01Okay, please be gentle.
00:40:03Please.
00:40:03Ah!
00:40:05I'm really not comfortable you putting knees in my ass.
00:40:08I realize this is just a dog, but...
00:40:11No, not...
00:40:12Ah!
00:40:14No, don't turn it!
00:40:17Ah!
00:40:17Ah!
00:40:18Oh, God.
00:40:18Just do...
00:40:19Just do it.
00:40:20You...
00:40:20Mr. Maxwell.
00:40:28Oh, hi.
00:40:29I'm Dr. Haley.
00:40:29Hi.
00:40:30How are you guys?
00:40:30Nice to meet you.
00:40:31It says here you're having trouble performing sexually.
00:40:35Yeah, but it's not actually performing.
00:40:37I don't even get to performing.
00:40:39So every time I see a woman, it's like, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:40:43I see.
00:40:44Have you tried anything else?
00:40:46I've been to hypnotherapists, healers, shamans.
00:40:50I've even been to a guy who advertises himself as a libido Jesus.
00:40:54Oh, none of them worked.
00:40:57Can you please help me?
00:40:59I believe I can.
00:41:00Oh, thank you.
00:41:00You have no idea what this means to me.
00:41:02Now, if you would just, ah, step off the table, drop your trousers, and bend over...
00:41:08What?
00:41:09What are you going to do with that hand?
00:41:11Well, you said that you could not have sex, and often the rectum holds a lot of tension.
00:41:16That is not the problem, doctor.
00:41:28What are you doing here?
00:41:29I'm checking in.
00:41:30What?
00:41:31I'm checking in.
00:41:33Why?
00:41:33No one else can help me.
00:41:36I think I'm addicted.
00:41:37Addicted to what?
00:41:39To not having sex.
00:41:41I don't think that's how an addiction works.
00:41:44Besides, didn't you say so yourself?
00:41:46And I quote, addicts are just losers with no self-control.
00:41:52Yes, I did.
00:41:53But you can't believe what an addict says, can you?
00:41:57You know, maybe you are suffering from some sort of withdrawal.
00:42:01You mean, like, sex detox?
00:42:03Yeah, it's possible.
00:42:05Maybe you've tricked your body into believing somehow it needs sex to survive.
00:42:09Oh, believe me, it does.
00:42:10Well, we can't help you here.
00:42:13We're not equipped for your condition.
00:42:15I'm sure there must be something you can do.
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:24Here.
00:42:25Drugs?
00:42:26Oh, relax.
00:42:27It's over-the-counter.
00:42:28It's anti-nausea medicine.
00:42:30We give it to our bleemid patients.
00:42:32So let me get this straight.
00:42:34If I take the pills, I'll be free to have sex without throwing up.
00:42:38Mm-hmm.
00:42:38But I'll have no desire to have sex whatsoever, right?
00:42:41Exactly.
00:42:42It's a sexual catch-22.
00:42:44That's fine.
00:42:45No, wait, wait, wait.
00:42:46Okay.
00:42:47Fine.
00:42:49I won't be having any action either way, so I might as well take the option that lets me keep my lunchtime.
00:42:54Well, there you go.
00:42:57Mr. Maxwell?
00:42:58Yes?
00:42:59Mr. Davenport insisted on speaking with you.
00:43:02I came by to ask if you had spoken to my wife.
00:43:05Yes, I did.
00:43:07And she doesn't want to reconcile.
00:43:09Please have a seat.
00:43:10I guess I should have figured that.
00:43:12I did put her through a lot.
00:43:14I suggest we start negotiating a settlement.
00:43:18No.
00:43:18No, no.
00:43:19I won't rest until I have her back.
00:43:22Mr. Davenport, you will have to accept the fact that your wife wants a divorce.
00:43:26And if we don't do anything about it, she'll take us to court.
00:43:29And I'm sure there are certain things you don't want to reveal to the public.
00:43:36I don't care what the public thinks.
00:43:40Have you ever been in love, Mr. Maxwell?
00:43:42Oh, no.
00:43:43No.
00:43:44Yeah, I didn't think so.
00:43:46Because if you had, you'd know that when you lose the one thing that matters in your life,
00:43:51the thing that drives you, that gets you out of bed in the morning,
00:43:54the thing that brings purpose,
00:43:55when you lose that,
00:43:58made you happy before,
00:43:59rings hollow.
00:44:01Life is, for all intents and purposes,
00:44:05over.
00:44:09Mr. Maxwell?
00:44:12Are you okay?
00:44:13Mr. Maxwell?
00:44:17Mr. Maxwell?
00:44:20Are you ready to proceed, Mr. Maxwell?
00:44:27Sure you are.
00:44:28Today, I will prove that my client
00:44:44was the victim of a severe emotional abuse
00:44:47by the defendant
00:44:48that resulted in the loss of his gainful employment.
00:44:51The damages we are seeking
00:44:53include all...
00:44:55old...
00:44:58property...
00:44:59old property...
00:45:04You people have things in your life
00:45:11that you enjoy doing, right?
00:45:13Wouldn't you rather be out there doing those things?
00:45:15Mr. Maxwell.
00:45:17Have a picnic.
00:45:19Go to a ball game.
00:45:20Or even better,
00:45:22enjoy some freestyle hiking
00:45:24and tell your husbands and wives
00:45:26how much you love them.
00:45:28Mr. Maxwell,
00:45:29that is enough.
00:45:30If there are things
00:45:31or people
00:45:32you actually care about,
00:45:34go to them now.
00:45:36Enjoy life while you still can.
00:45:38Go to them now.
00:45:39Go!
00:45:39Go!
00:45:40I will have order
00:45:42in this courtroom.
00:45:44And have lots
00:45:44and lots of sex!
00:45:46Take him into custody.
00:45:48Mr. Maxwell,
00:45:49I am charging you
00:45:50with contempt.
00:45:52Oh.
00:45:53The man's on drugs.
00:45:55No, no, no, no, no.
00:45:56Mr. Maxwell,
00:45:56I am remanding you
00:45:58to the custody
00:45:58of a drug rehabilitation center
00:46:00immediately.
00:46:02Bailiff,
00:46:02take him away.
00:46:03These are not drugs.
00:46:05I hate you.
00:46:06And you,
00:46:07I hate you.
00:46:08Okay, thank you.
00:46:12Eileen?
00:46:14Yeah?
00:46:16You're never
00:46:17going to believe this.
00:46:19No.
00:46:20Oh.
00:46:22Oh, shit.
00:46:25So, Judge Calhoun
00:46:26thinks you have
00:46:27a drug problem.
00:46:31Yeah,
00:46:32I kind of
00:46:33flipped out in court.
00:46:34Yeah, so I heard.
00:46:37What's going on?
00:46:38I don't know.
00:46:41Everything seems
00:46:42so boring now
00:46:43because everyone else
00:46:44is doing something
00:46:45that revolves around sex.
00:46:47Getting it
00:46:48or talking about it
00:46:49or looking for it.
00:46:51My appetite
00:46:51is next to nothing
00:46:52and I think
00:46:54I can't stand
00:46:55my job anymore.
00:46:56Let me ask you something.
00:46:58Why did you become
00:46:59a lawyer in the first place?
00:47:00Well, I don't know.
00:47:02I mean,
00:47:03good money.
00:47:04Mm-hmm.
00:47:05Prestige.
00:47:07Oh, really useful things
00:47:08for picking up women.
00:47:11You're right.
00:47:13Oh, my God.
00:47:14Mm-hmm.
00:47:14My whole life
00:47:15is based on sex.
00:47:16Bingo!
00:47:17We've got to do
00:47:18something about this.
00:47:19We do.
00:47:20But I have no idea
00:47:21what I can do for you.
00:47:22Please.
00:47:24Owen.
00:47:25Please?
00:47:26Oh, this is embarrassing,
00:47:27Owen.
00:47:28You're begging?
00:47:29Let's see,
00:47:30what can I do
00:47:30to help you?
00:47:31Art therapy?
00:47:33Hmm?
00:47:33No.
00:47:34Self-love.
00:47:34Oh, you've got plenty of that.
00:47:37I don't know, Owen.
00:47:38I guess I could
00:47:38try and put you
00:47:40into the sex addict group.
00:47:42It starts at three.
00:47:44Even better.
00:47:45Sex addicts.
00:47:46You're going to
00:47:46self-diagnose as a sex addict?
00:47:48Yes.
00:47:48Great.
00:47:49That's perfect.
00:47:50Let's put you in there.
00:47:51Excellent.
00:47:51And please read the manual
00:47:52before you get started, okay?
00:47:53Excellent.
00:47:54See you there.
00:47:55See you there.
00:47:55Oh, wow.
00:47:59Karma is a bitch.
00:48:03For me,
00:48:03it all started
00:48:04with a bunch
00:48:04of meaningless affairs.
00:48:06It was a co-worker,
00:48:08then a client.
00:48:09Sure, I have a wife
00:48:10and kids at home,
00:48:11but, you know,
00:48:11I figure all men
00:48:12cheat around.
00:48:12It's no big deal.
00:48:15Until it started
00:48:16interfering with my work.
00:48:18I mean,
00:48:18I used to miss meetings
00:48:19because I was having sex
00:48:20with complete strangers
00:48:21in public restrooms.
00:48:23Didn't matter to me anymore.
00:48:24I lost everything.
00:48:26My 12-year-old daughter
00:48:27won't even talk to me.
00:48:31It's been four months
00:48:32and five days.
00:48:34I'm going to stay straight.
00:48:36Four months?
00:48:37Did he say four months?
00:48:39Seriously,
00:48:39if I'm not getting any by then?
00:48:41Somebody please shoot me!
00:48:43Okay.
00:48:44Frank,
00:48:45thank you so much
00:48:45for sharing.
00:48:46Everyone,
00:48:47we have a new member
00:48:47of our group today.
00:48:48Owen,
00:48:48why don't you tell us
00:48:49why you're here?
00:48:50Look,
00:48:50it's simple.
00:48:52I can't have sex.
00:48:53Well,
00:48:53I'm glad
00:48:54that you admitted
00:48:54to yourself
00:48:55and showing how harmful
00:48:56your lifestyle
00:48:57has been in the past.
00:48:58My lifestyle?
00:48:59Well, yeah.
00:48:59Are you kidding me?
00:49:00I love my lifestyle.
00:49:02I had more action
00:49:03than I knew
00:49:03what to do with.
00:49:05What I'm really saying
00:49:06is I literally
00:49:07can't have sex
00:49:09without vomiting.
00:49:10And it's killing me.
00:49:11I don't know
00:49:11who I am anymore.
00:49:12I'm really confused.
00:49:13Why are you here?
00:49:14I want my life back.
00:49:16I miss sex.
00:49:18And not just
00:49:19the act
00:49:20of sex.
00:49:22I miss
00:49:22the whole
00:49:23process.
00:49:25The seduction
00:49:27to taste
00:49:28of a woman's neck.
00:49:30The shape
00:49:31of her hips
00:49:32when I gently
00:49:33remove her
00:49:33delicates.
00:49:36And then it begins.
00:49:37The rhythm
00:49:37becomes primal,
00:49:39matching the beating
00:49:40of our hearts.
00:49:40Otherworldly.
00:49:42Faster.
00:49:43Deeper.
00:49:44Stronger.
00:49:45We're brought
00:49:45right up
00:49:46to the edge
00:49:46of the volcano.
00:49:47We can't hold it anymore.
00:49:48And then
00:49:49the release.
00:49:52The orgasm.
00:49:53Well,
00:49:54that was a big mistake.
00:49:56Come on.
00:49:58They look to be
00:49:58enjoying themselves.
00:50:02So what now?
00:50:03Go.
00:50:04Go?
00:50:04Mm-hmm.
00:50:05Just like that?
00:50:06You're supposed
00:50:06to help me.
00:50:07Look, Owen,
00:50:07I can't have you
00:50:08undoing all the good
00:50:09work that I've done here.
00:50:10You don't belong here.
00:50:15So what do you
00:50:16want me to do now?
00:50:18Deal with it.
00:50:19A lot of people
00:50:19haven't had sex
00:50:21in months or
00:50:21years.
00:50:23The whole world
00:50:23doesn't exist
00:50:24to please you,
00:50:25Owen Maxwell.
00:50:26There's a lot
00:50:27bigger problems
00:50:27out there
00:50:28than not getting laid.
00:50:30Goodbye.
00:50:33Goodbye.
00:50:33Goodbye.
00:50:34Oh.
00:50:4540% of love.
00:51:11What are you guys doing here?
00:51:41We're checking up on you.
00:51:42Me?
00:51:43I'm fine.
00:51:44Oh, yeah.
00:51:44No, no.
00:51:45You look great.
00:51:46You look great.
00:51:47Just a headache.
00:51:49Don't judge.
00:51:51Boots is the closest
00:51:52thing I have
00:51:52to a relationship
00:51:53right now.
00:51:54It's like my father.
00:51:55Say bye.
00:51:56Don't pour Daddy
00:51:57down the drain.
00:51:58No.
00:51:59Pull yourself
00:52:00together, man.
00:52:02Ah, there she is.
00:52:05Nice catch.
00:52:07Get dressed.
00:52:08Let's go.
00:52:08Oh.
00:52:11How is it
00:52:13you're this bad
00:52:14at basketball?
00:52:15I'm more of a penetrator
00:52:16than a shooter.
00:52:17Oh, no, you're not.
00:52:18Owen is a penetrator.
00:52:22Yes!
00:52:23Oh!
00:52:24Owen Maxwell's back.
00:52:26Oh, guys.
00:52:27Can't tell you
00:52:28how desperate I've been.
00:52:30This whole nausea business
00:52:31is killing me.
00:52:32Man, don't worry about it.
00:52:33I mean, there's plenty
00:52:33of fun we can have
00:52:34without winning.
00:52:35Really?
00:52:35Yeah, that's true.
00:52:36Like what?
00:52:36Well, we could go
00:52:37for a picnic lunch.
00:52:38Great pottery class.
00:52:41Oh, freestyle hiking.
00:52:42You like that.
00:52:44I want to have fun.
00:52:46It's not about
00:52:46your bucket list.
00:52:47Yeah.
00:52:48Hey, how about
00:52:49a Dodgers game?
00:52:50Can you get box seats?
00:52:51Well, depends whether
00:52:53I still have clout
00:52:54with one of my old clients.
00:52:55Clout?
00:52:56Yeah, clout.
00:52:58Yeah, that's what you get
00:52:59for sleeping around, bro.
00:53:01What?
00:53:01What?
00:53:01What?
00:53:02What?
00:53:02Oh, I got to go.
00:53:05I told you to put
00:53:07that thing away.
00:53:08No, this is Otto.
00:53:09We found Dr. Candy.
00:53:10Not a real doctor,
00:53:11by the way.
00:53:12Oh, Otto.
00:53:13Your buddy Otto
00:53:14came through big time, man.
00:53:15Ironically, he's a dwarf.
00:53:18So, things are looking up, right?
00:53:20Well, he's blind, actually,
00:53:23so he's not, you know,
00:53:24looking, per se.
00:53:26Fine.
00:53:27Using his other senses.
00:53:28Very resourceful.
00:53:29How about you?
00:53:30What's your excuse?
00:53:31I got a date
00:53:32to tame this mature philly
00:53:33all by myself
00:53:33a little bit later on.
00:53:35Oh!
00:53:35Oh!
00:53:35Guys, we just got here.
00:53:38Owen Maxwell.
00:53:39You the man.
00:53:40He's back.
00:53:42Maxwell has the ball
00:53:43in half court
00:53:44and he's breaking down
00:53:45the defense by himself.
00:53:46Four seconds to go.
00:53:48Goes to the left.
00:53:48Three seconds to go.
00:53:49Goes to the right.
00:53:49Two seconds to go.
00:53:50Spins.
00:53:51And fadeaway shot.
00:53:53One second.
00:53:55He was fouled.
00:53:57He was fouled.
00:54:01And then,
00:54:02in the deepest depths
00:54:03of my darkness,
00:54:05I saw a shaft of light.
00:54:08Hope.
00:54:17What's wrong with him?
00:54:19He caught Marnie
00:54:19with another guy today
00:54:20on his surveillance equipment.
00:54:22Yeah, apparently,
00:54:23a blowjob looks a lot worse
00:54:25on infrared.
00:54:27Ouch.
00:54:27Well, I hear pain
00:54:30feeds art,
00:54:31so...
00:54:32Why?
00:54:33Why?
00:54:34Why?
00:54:37You hate...
00:54:38What about you?
00:54:41I just want to be...
00:54:46I don't know.
00:54:48I can't.
00:54:49I can't.
00:54:49I can't.
00:54:50I can't.
00:54:50I can't.
00:54:50I can't.
00:54:51I can't.
00:54:51I can't.
00:54:51I can't.
00:54:52Do you think
00:54:53we should help him?
00:54:55Probably.
00:54:58It's a shame.
00:55:00I see it every day.
00:55:01What?
00:55:02Guys thinking
00:55:02the world revolves
00:55:03around their little friend?
00:55:05It's not what I meant.
00:55:06I'm saying,
00:55:07men just hand their balls
00:55:08over to women
00:55:09like they're melted bonbons.
00:55:11Wow, guys.
00:55:12How poetic.
00:55:13Maybe you two
00:55:13should get up on stage.
00:55:14I'm serious.
00:55:16You see,
00:55:16it's the secret
00:55:17no one talks about.
00:55:18Women have all the power
00:55:20in society.
00:55:20Careful, buddy.
00:55:21I wouldn't say that
00:55:22too loudly in here.
00:55:23Yeah, you might get
00:55:24a Birkenstock
00:55:24thrown at your head
00:55:25in this place.
00:55:26You know what I'm saying?
00:55:27Women use their sexuality
00:55:29to get what they want
00:55:29and men just let them
00:55:31get away with it.
00:55:32Come on,
00:55:32you're being ridiculous.
00:55:36Am I?
00:55:37Look.
00:55:43Case in point.
00:55:46I hate women.
00:55:51The hair and your eyes
00:55:52and your voice
00:55:53it's like a kitten's fur
00:55:54on a spring day.
00:55:57Those eyes are like
00:55:59you're too silly.
00:56:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:56:09Excuse me.
00:56:15Excuse me.
00:56:16Excuse me.
00:56:17Would you mind my keys?
00:56:19Oh.
00:56:21You'd like me to do that,
00:56:22wouldn't you?
00:56:24Excuse me?
00:56:25You'd like me to bend down
00:56:26and practically kiss the ground
00:56:27to grab your keys.
00:56:28Why don't you ask me
00:56:29to kiss your feet
00:56:30while I'm down there, yeah?
00:56:31Sorry.
00:56:32Sorry?
00:56:32No, you're not sorry.
00:56:34You're just using me
00:56:34like a piece of meat, huh?
00:56:36Why don't you ask me
00:56:37to grab your things instead?
00:56:38Because holding things
00:56:40is for strong people,
00:56:41but crawling around
00:56:42is for ants
00:56:44and cockroaches.
00:56:45Is this what you think of me?
00:56:46No, I...
00:56:46No, give me this.
00:56:47No, no.
00:56:48Give me this.
00:56:49No, that's from my back.
00:56:50Go.
00:56:51Go.
00:56:52Give me this.
00:56:53Is this your father?
00:57:03Hi.
00:57:04I'm here to pick up
00:57:05Owen Maxwell.
00:57:07Mm-hmm.
00:57:13Maxwell!
00:57:13Yes.
00:57:14Hey, next time,
00:57:22use a glove.
00:57:23Next time,
00:57:24take it like a man.
00:57:26Hi.
00:57:27Hi.
00:57:28Thanks for bailing me out.
00:57:29How were you thinking?
00:57:31I don't know.
00:57:32All of a sudden,
00:57:33I started seeing things differently.
00:57:35Kind of like the Matrix
00:57:36when you think the wrong way
00:57:38and actually,
00:57:39the whole thing is a fantasy.
00:57:40Is Jill part of your fantasy?
00:57:45Let's go, Neil.
00:57:49Why are you walking
00:57:50with a limp?
00:57:52Nothing.
00:57:59So,
00:58:00now what?
00:58:01Fortunately for you,
00:58:03the judge is a friend of mine,
00:58:04so she's not going to pursue
00:58:05any disciplinary action
00:58:07for you or me.
00:58:09Just like that.
00:58:10Provided I personally
00:58:11supervise your rehabilitation.
00:58:13Now, wait,
00:58:13are you saying
00:58:14you're going to follow me around?
00:58:15Oh, do not flatter yourself.
00:58:17We're going to do
00:58:18the same exercises
00:58:19just outside of the center.
00:58:21We're going to have to get you
00:58:22past whatever crazy sex detox
00:58:24that you have going on.
00:58:25So,
00:58:26get it together.
00:58:28Sounds good.
00:58:29Good night, Owen.
00:58:30I need you
00:58:36Like I need you
00:58:42Oh, hi.
00:58:44Hi.
00:58:45You must be
00:58:46Dr. Eileen.
00:58:47I'm Trudy.
00:58:48Oh, I'm sorry.
00:58:49I just woke up.
00:58:50I almost look like a mess.
00:58:51But you
00:58:52look adorable.
00:58:54I could just eat you right up.
00:58:55Come on in.
00:58:55Oh, thank you.
00:58:56Is Owen here?
00:58:58Be right down.
00:58:59Oh, hello, Dr. Eileen.
00:59:01My name is Mo.
00:59:03Hi.
00:59:04Would you
00:59:04Hi.
00:59:05Would you like to step outside?
00:59:06I just cleaned
00:59:07the patio furniture.
00:59:08Oh, sure.
00:59:09I can wait outside.
00:59:10Would you like to stay
00:59:11this way?
00:59:12You really like it out there.
00:59:13It's a beautiful day to...
00:59:14But how about a cup of coffee first?
00:59:15Cup of coffee?
00:59:15How do you like it?
00:59:16Coffee like you like your men?
00:59:18Coffee.
00:59:18Hot and strong.
00:59:19Oh.
00:59:20A little sugar.
00:59:21Owen!
00:59:22Let's hit the field.
00:59:23All right.
00:59:23Come back again, will you?
00:59:24Okay, come back.
00:59:26Wow.
00:59:27They always do that.
00:59:27They have really nice manners.
00:59:33Why are we here again?
00:59:34Oh, we need to change your lifestyle.
00:59:37Excuse me?
00:59:38Your job, your friends,
00:59:40even your routines are all about sex.
00:59:42So if we alter your environment,
00:59:44you know, just change it up a little bit
00:59:45and then you can move forward in a healthy way.
00:59:48It's just a bunch of plants.
01:00:04I know.
01:00:05What's the point?
01:00:06Like, getting in touch with nature,
01:00:08it's good for you.
01:00:09I had sex once with a woman
01:00:11who didn't shave her armpits.
01:00:13Does that count?
01:00:17Mmm.
01:00:19It's jasmine.
01:00:21Honeysuckle.
01:00:22What?
01:00:24This is not jasmine.
01:00:25This is honeysuckle.
01:00:27They smell similar,
01:00:28but white jasmine only blooms in winter.
01:00:31Therefore, this is honeysuckle.
01:00:34Honeysuckle.
01:00:36You sure do know a lot about flowers.
01:00:39Oh, I know enough to get laid.
01:00:41Oh, gosh.
01:00:42Does everything that you do or think or say
01:00:44have to do with sex?
01:00:46What makes you say that?
01:00:47You know, let's just...
01:00:51Let's call it a day.
01:00:53Okay, but let's do something more fun tomorrow.
01:00:56What?
01:00:57I thought you were enjoying your hoe.
01:01:02So how about I choose the next outing?
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:06As long as it has nothing to do with sex.
01:01:09At all.
01:01:11Even better.
01:01:11You like caning out in dog parks.
01:01:22Mm-hmm.
01:01:23You don't have a dog.
01:01:25Dog parks are the best pickup joints in the city.
01:01:28It's very entertaining.
01:01:31Of course.
01:01:33Here.
01:01:34Right there.
01:01:35Yeah?
01:01:36That's the old toss and chat.
01:01:38Classic move.
01:01:39Oh.
01:01:39Oh.
01:01:40Oh.
01:01:42What?
01:01:42What happened?
01:01:43He made a humping joke.
01:01:44That's a no-no.
01:01:45You know a lot of dog park etiquette.
01:01:48I know enough to get laid.
01:01:49Right.
01:01:50There it is.
01:01:52You should write a book.
01:01:53All the ways to get laid.
01:01:57I can see, you know,
01:01:59how this can be fun in a warped sort of way.
01:02:02What?
01:02:02Are you saying you actually can enjoy the company of a man?
01:02:05I would qualify that as a major breakthrough.
01:02:07No, no, no.
01:02:08This is not.
01:02:08I'm enjoying the dog park.
01:02:13Let's just try and exercise.
01:02:16No sex talk.
01:02:17For, let's just start with something.
01:02:2160 seconds.
01:02:22You want to sit?
01:02:23Sure.
01:02:23Let's sit.
01:02:24Let's sit.
01:02:25I think if you take this seriously,
01:02:26it's a real opportunity for growth.
01:02:29I'm growing just fine on my own.
01:02:33Thank you very much.
01:02:35Look at this dog.
01:02:36He's licking his own balls.
01:02:39What are you, 12?
01:02:43Only mentally.
01:02:44Don't fade away.
01:02:56I just got off the phone with Davenport.
01:02:58He says you're not returning his calls
01:03:00and you've gotten next to nowhere on his case.
01:03:02I shouldn't have to remind you
01:03:04he's a very important client.
01:03:05That's the McCarthy file.
01:03:11Owen, what the hell are you doing?
01:03:13I quit.
01:03:18I would have gone in.
01:03:26So you just left?
01:03:29Yep.
01:03:30You realize your life is like a novel.
01:03:31That reminds me.
01:03:33I have a question about writing.
01:03:34Yeah?
01:03:35What is it?
01:03:35How do I write?
01:03:38I don't know.
01:03:39You just write.
01:03:40I wish it was that easy.
01:03:42But every time I sit in front of my screen,
01:03:44I go blank.
01:03:45You're psyching yourself out.
01:03:48Look, whenever I get blocked,
01:03:49I have my housekeeper sneak up behind me
01:03:51and smack me over the head.
01:03:54What?
01:03:55Since when do you have a housekeeper?
01:03:56Well, it's actually my mom.
01:03:58But the point is,
01:03:59the pain pulls me out of the funk that I was in
01:04:02and brings me back into the real world.
01:04:04You're a very disturbed man, you know that?
01:04:06It fuels my art.
01:04:08Thanks.
01:04:10I gotta say,
01:04:11the way you're handling this whole
01:04:13no-sex deal,
01:04:15it's inspiring.
01:04:17It's got me reflecting on my own life.
01:04:22I finally think I'm over Marnie.
01:04:25Good for you, buddy.
01:04:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:04:30Sit down.
01:04:32Relax.
01:04:33Breathe.
01:04:38Jude!
01:04:39Jude!
01:04:40Jude!
01:04:41Over here!
01:04:42No, Otto!
01:04:43Over here!
01:04:44Sorry about that, mister.
01:04:47So, we found this Dr. Candy.
01:04:50Turns out,
01:04:50she has a warrant out for arrest
01:04:52for the unauthorized practice of medicine.
01:04:55That explains why the office was abandoned.
01:04:57Yes, she was in Vegas
01:04:59and brought back to California
01:05:00where she's on parole.
01:05:01Okay, so how do we find her?
01:05:03Easy, my friend.
01:05:04She's fitted with one of those parole inklets,
01:05:06which can be kept track of right here.
01:05:10But how do you see that?
01:05:11That's why I need you.
01:05:13Let's go.
01:05:14Come on.
01:05:14Come on.
01:05:15Oh, we're doing this.
01:05:19Otto!
01:05:20Over here!
01:05:21Turn around, man.
01:05:23Jesus.
01:05:24Bring the weight into the right foot.
01:05:26Inhale.
01:05:27Left knee reaches up.
01:05:29Arms to the sky.
01:05:30This is your left leg.
01:05:32This is your right leg.
01:05:33There's something wrong.
01:05:33Left.
01:05:34Left.
01:05:35Left leg.
01:05:38So, like you say,
01:05:40I quit just like that.
01:05:43And you know,
01:05:45I thought I was going to regret it at first,
01:05:47but no, it feels great.
01:05:50I know what I want to do with my life.
01:05:52Or at least I know what I want to do next.
01:05:54I want to write a book.
01:05:56And hands together in front of the heart.
01:05:58Isn't that great?
01:06:03I think it's great.
01:06:07Are you even listening to me?
01:06:10I'm trying to do yoga.
01:06:16Hey, how can you do that?
01:06:18What?
01:06:18How can you do that?
01:06:19You just wrap it up.
01:06:28Are you...
01:06:32Are you okay?
01:06:36Owen!
01:06:37Stop!
01:06:40What was that all about?
01:06:41It was yoga.
01:06:43It's like stretching and meditation is good for the soul.
01:06:46No, no, no.
01:06:46Don't give me that.
01:06:47You were trying to make me vomit.
01:06:50What?
01:06:50Yeah.
01:06:51Don't be ridiculous.
01:06:57Do you find me attractive?
01:07:01What?
01:07:01No, no, of course not.
01:07:03What are you talking...
01:07:04No!
01:07:05No, I like what we have and...
01:07:07I think I'm making a lot of progress lately,
01:07:09so...
01:07:10Please, please.
01:07:11Don't change the rules on me now.
01:07:13I'm not changing the rules.
01:07:16It was yoga.
01:07:17Look, we have to eat.
01:07:22Let's get some dinner.
01:07:23Oh, I have groceries at the house.
01:07:24I was just going to cook.
01:07:26Great.
01:07:27I'll cook for you.
01:07:35I did have another bottle.
01:07:38You know what that means.
01:07:39You have to tell me the joke now.
01:07:41But first, try this.
01:07:44Careful, it's hot.
01:07:52Mmm.
01:07:54Mmm.
01:07:55More basil.
01:07:57You know an awful lot about cooking.
01:08:00Well, I know enough...
01:08:03To get laid.
01:08:05Got it.
01:08:06So there's this woman
01:08:07who suddenly grabs her husband in the kitchen
01:08:10and demands he makes love to her immediately.
01:08:13As soon as she's done,
01:08:14she runs back to the stove.
01:08:15Thanks, she says to him.
01:08:16My egg timer broke
01:08:18and I needed to know when two minutes was up.
01:08:21It's a bad joke.
01:08:23I'll do it again.
01:08:25No, it's actually kind of funny.
01:08:28Is this a real love?
01:08:29Yes.
01:08:30I didn't know you were capable.
01:08:32Well, I am human.
01:08:34Well, if you say so.
01:08:35Well, if you say so.
01:08:36So, you think I'm a boring, frigid workaholic, don't you?
01:08:45Yeah.
01:08:46Well, in a cute way.
01:08:48You only know one side of me.
01:08:51I mean, I'm very serious about my work,
01:08:53but I'm a social liar.
01:08:55You do?
01:08:56Mm-hmm.
01:09:01I am a boring, frigid workaholic.
01:09:06At least you don't vomit during sex.
01:09:08Yeah, but I wasn't always like that.
01:09:10I was in love.
01:09:12Once.
01:09:13Really?
01:09:14Mm-hmm.
01:09:15You are, you are in love.
01:09:17Come on.
01:09:19Do you need my wine?
01:09:21Yeah, I guess we do.
01:09:22Yeah.
01:09:24Mm.
01:09:29So, I met this guy in college.
01:09:32He was, like, the perfect guy.
01:09:35My whole life was lining up exactly the way it's supposed to.
01:09:41Why do I feel it was trouble in paradise?
01:09:44Mm, because he didn't want me to work.
01:09:47What?
01:09:48He made all his decisions.
01:09:50He even had to approve my wardrobe.
01:09:53Like, I don't know if this would have passed.
01:09:57It's a nice dress.
01:09:59I really wanted to marry him.
01:10:01What happened?
01:10:04He broke up with me.
01:10:07Yeah, he said that I was too dependent on him
01:10:10and that he needed a more career-minded woman.
01:10:14That's when I vowed I will happily be married to my job.
01:10:21Yeah.
01:10:23Wow.
01:10:25You're messed up.
01:10:26Oh, God.
01:10:40Oh, God.
01:10:56Oh, my God.
01:10:58You seduced me.
01:10:59You got me drunk.
01:11:01Oh, my God.
01:11:01I cannot believe I fell for your cheesy ass lines of,
01:11:05oh, you're doing better.
01:11:06And I helped you.
01:11:08Oh, I can't help it.
01:11:09You're such a pig.
01:11:11What about you?
01:11:12My husband, I love my career.
01:11:14Me, me, me.
01:11:14Oh, no, do not blame me.
01:11:16Oh, God.
01:11:17Oh, my God.
01:11:19This is all your fault.
01:11:20My fault?
01:11:21I didn't do anything.
01:11:22Doesn't even feel like I had sex.
01:11:25Me neither.
01:11:26Are you sure?
01:11:27Are you sure?
01:11:28I don't know.
01:11:29Look for evidence.
01:11:30Did you vomit?
01:11:30Oh, I...
01:11:31Are you sure you didn't throw up?
01:11:35I'm clear.
01:11:36There's no vomit.
01:11:38Check the back.
01:11:40What?
01:11:41Your back.
01:11:42Why?
01:11:43Oh, no!
01:11:45I would never do that, Owen Maxwell.
01:11:49You don't have much practice with this, do you?
01:11:55I should go.
01:11:56Yeah, you should go.
01:11:57I mean, I'm still married.
01:12:00You're technically still married, yeah.
01:12:02I'm going.
01:12:05I'm still married, yeah.
01:12:09Look, I really enjoyed spending time with you.
01:12:15This whole relationship without sex has been the best thing that ever happened to me.
01:12:20I don't want to go back.
01:12:23Oh, of course, no, you absolutely should not go back.
01:12:28I mean, you've done a really, you've done a really good job.
01:12:31Yeah, yeah.
01:12:32It's because of you.
01:12:34Please, can we, can we keep things the way they are?
01:12:37Oh, um, I don't, I don't think so, Owen.
01:12:44I'm sorry.
01:12:45I just, doctor, patient, things kick it weird.
01:12:48I, I just, you know, I, I don't think so.
01:12:58Oh, God.
01:12:59Beep.
01:13:07Beep.
01:13:08Owen, this is Lewis Davenport.
01:13:10Now, Rhonda told me that you quit the firm, and I know I'm not your client anymore, but
01:13:14I, I still need your help, so if you remember what I told you about love, then you know
01:13:19how important it is to keep trying, for my sake and for that of my wife.
01:13:39Mr. Maxwell.
01:13:42What an unpleasant surprise.
01:13:44Have you come back to fertilize my other plants?
01:13:46Okay, Mrs. Davenport, no more games.
01:13:50What is it going to take to get you back together with your husband?
01:13:54I don't see why I should.
01:13:56Any jury in the country would no doubt give me half of everything my husband owns.
01:14:01What's in it for me, Mr. Maxwell?
01:14:04Mrs. Davenport, your husband loves you very, very much, and he's willing to give up everything
01:14:10to get you back.
01:14:12God knows, I'm, I'm no expert in love, I vomited on the last woman I slept with.
01:14:17It's a long story.
01:14:18What I'm saying is, he's really miserable without you, and for some reason, he's got it into his
01:14:24head that you give him purpose.
01:14:28He believes that being with you makes him complete.
01:14:32Without you, he's just empty.
01:14:35That was quite a speech, Mr. Maxwell.
01:14:37I didn't think you had it in you.
01:14:40Well, to be honest, neither did I.
01:14:44You can tell your client that I'd be willing to have a conversation about the possibility
01:14:49of reconciliation.
01:14:51Thank you, Mrs. Davenport.
01:14:53And Mr. Maxwell, don't think I was fooled for a second.
01:14:57Not an expert in love?
01:15:02Hello?
01:15:04My house?
01:15:08Okay.
01:15:09I have to go.
01:15:11Stay out of trouble, Mr. Maxwell.
01:15:12Oh, I will.
01:15:22What is happening here?
01:15:23Dr. Candy was here when we showed up, so Jude jumped her, wrestled her to the ground, and
01:15:27brought her here.
01:15:28That's right, she was tough too, so I did.
01:15:30Hey, I did most of the work.
01:15:32What about the other one?
01:15:33She showed up too, so Mo and I jumped her.
01:15:35I don't understand.
01:15:36Why are they two Dr. Candy's?
01:15:38Yeah, that confused me too.
01:15:40You were supposed to find her, not a doctor.
01:15:43Ah, miscommunication.
01:15:44I guess we both share that blame.
01:15:47Are you okay?
01:15:48I rang the doorbell and these lunatics attacked me and tied me up.
01:15:51What are you doing here?
01:15:53Part of the terms of my parole is to apologize to my victims.
01:15:56What victims?
01:15:57Yeah, you know, for duping my patients into believing I could hypnotize their problems away.
01:16:01You're saying you do not know how to hypnotize your clients?
01:16:06Oh, come on.
01:16:07Dr. Candy with an eye, what do you think?
01:16:09But addicts are gullible and desperate and are willing to believe anything.
01:16:13But the whole thing, the breathing, the animals, it felt real.
01:16:18It must have been because you wanted it to work.
01:16:20No one can trick the mind against its will.
01:16:22You were saying it's all in my mind?
01:16:25Yeah, probably.
01:16:27Which should mean it will be easy for me to undo.
01:16:29Could you please untie me?
01:16:31Owen?
01:16:32What is going on?
01:16:33Aileen, what are you doing here?
01:16:35I sent over my assistant hours ago with the signed divorce papers.
01:16:39Your assistant?
01:16:40Marnie?
01:16:42Marnie?
01:16:43Marnie!
01:16:44Oh, oh, Marnie.
01:16:46My little kumquat.
01:16:47Let me untie you.
01:16:48What is going on?
01:16:49Are you okay?
01:16:50I am now.
01:16:51What are you doing?
01:16:52What?
01:16:53Your assistant is Jude's Marnie and Jude's Marnie is your reception?
01:16:56Yes.
01:16:57Why is she tied up?
01:16:58And why is she tied up?
01:16:59No, no, no, that's a mistake.
01:17:00That's a mistake.
01:17:01I didn't mean for this to happen.
01:17:02I've been following you for some time now to see if you've been lying to me.
01:17:06I know you have.
01:17:07Your disguises are terrible.
01:17:09But I told you I wanted to focus on my job.
01:17:12What about the other guy?
01:17:14What other guy?
01:17:15You know.
01:17:19Maybe that was my roommate and her boyfriend?
01:17:22Your roommate?
01:17:24Your...
01:17:25Who is the roommate?
01:17:26So it makes sense.
01:17:28Okay.
01:17:29No, Aileen, Aileen.
01:17:30This is Dr. Candy.
01:17:31Dr. Candy, this is Aileen.
01:17:33Aileen, this is Dr. Candy.
01:17:35Uh-huh.
01:17:36The woman that hypnotized me and made me go crazy, but she actually saved my life because
01:17:41she made me realize that the only thing I want is to be with you.
01:17:47Then maybe you should untie her.
01:17:50Oh, thank you.
01:17:55I'm really sorry about this.
01:17:57Not a problem.
01:17:58You're not going to press charges, right?
01:18:00Oh, God, no.
01:18:01I have enough problems with the police as it is.
01:18:02She's on parole.
01:18:03So, uh, shall we do a little reverse hypnosis?
01:18:06Hmm?
01:18:07Let's say we make it a couple session.
01:18:09What?
01:18:10Relax, honey.
01:18:11I'm a doctor.
01:18:12You know the drill, so put your hand on her heart.
01:18:14You're going to put your hand on his heart, okay?
01:18:16I'm so excited.
01:18:17Gorgeous.
01:18:18Ah!
01:18:19Close your eyes.
01:18:20Relax.
01:18:21Take a deep breath.
01:18:22I want you to imagine you're lying naked on the beach.
01:18:25The breeze is warm.
01:18:26The sound of the waves match the rise and fall of your breath.
01:18:30And as I count from three, you will release control of your mind to my voice.
01:18:37Three.
01:18:38Two.
01:18:39One.
01:18:41One.
01:18:42Please, you should be dancing with me, you got it, oh-ho-ho, Angelina...
01:18:54Orro, my friend, you made it!
01:18:56Dude, thank you so much.
01:18:57I really loved your book.
01:19:00How did you, you know, how did you...
01:19:03Oh, I read it to him.
01:19:04it to him. Oh, that's so sweet. Let me give you a copy. There's a sign copy. Thank you so much.
01:19:12Oh, oh, goodbye. Guys, hi. You made it. This is awesome. Thanks, man. I'm so happy. I'm so happy for you. I'm so happy for you.
01:19:24Yeah, thanks, buddy. This is a great turnoff. I'm sorry to cut in. I can't tell you how grateful I am for everything you did.
01:19:34It just means so much to me to have a second chance. I'm really glad I could help. Brilliant.
01:19:41Thank you. Right, honey? Oh, look. Some hors d'oeuvres. Looks tasty.
01:19:50Don't feel bad for me. Our little arrangement bought me a villa on the Spanish coast.
01:19:56So I'll spare in love and real estate.
01:19:59Oh, I'm just kidding.
01:20:02I'm not quite sure what to say.
01:20:04I say. Let's dance.
01:20:06Come on, man.
01:20:08Come on.
01:20:09We're clear.
01:20:13You look so small.
01:20:16But with a nice big cover.
01:20:20Are you fond and mine?
01:20:24Are you straight?
01:20:27Do you like drama?
01:20:29Oh, my God.
01:20:31We don't care.
01:20:36Do you like that?
01:20:36Oh, my God.
01:20:38I don't know.
01:20:39You should be dancing.
01:20:40We've got it all along.
01:20:43And you believe I take it.
01:20:45You should be dancing.
01:20:47You should be dancing.
01:20:50And you believe I feel.
01:20:52I should be dancing.
01:20:53I'm trying to take my free life
01:20:59I'm trying to keep my free life
01:21:02I'm trying to keep my life
01:21:04Keep a smile upon your face
01:21:09It's getting harder to understand
01:21:12The things she's saying
01:21:14And make the best moves you can
01:21:16It's so much harder to understand
01:21:19Oh, and he's, uh, he's relapsed
01:21:49And all we ever wanted was a place
01:21:53We could call our own
01:21:55When home it comes
01:21:59A cemetery where the ghosts all go
01:22:03To show the world
01:22:06So they don't have to wait and hide alone
01:22:10We caught fire
01:22:13And burned down the western coast
01:22:18We drove all night
01:22:21And kept a desert ride
01:22:26We told them all
01:22:33We're only leaving for a moment
01:22:36We shouldn't be too lonely
01:22:38We're gone
01:22:40But a little white light
01:22:43Never hurt no one
01:22:45We're old enough
01:22:48To know the stars won't point our soul
01:22:52Couldn't roll the road
01:22:56We're gonna shine right past the sun
01:22:59Don't shine right past the sun
01:23:01Don't shine right past the sun
01:23:02Don't shine right past the sun
01:23:03Don't shine right past the sun
01:23:04Don't shine right past the sun
01:23:05Don't shine right past the sun
01:23:06Don't shine right past the sun
01:23:07Don't shine right past the sun
01:23:08Don't shine right past the sun
01:23:09Don't shine right past the sun
01:23:10Don't shine right past the sun
01:23:11Don't shine right past the sun
01:23:12Don't shine right past the sun
01:23:13Don't shine right past the sun
01:23:14Don't shine right past the sun
01:23:16We caught fire
01:23:17And burned down the western coast
01:23:18We caught fire
01:23:19And burned down the western coast
01:23:21We drove all night
01:23:22And kept to the desert road
01:23:24We drove all night
01:23:25And kept to the desert road
01:23:27We caught fire and burned down the western coast
01:23:39We drove all night and captured the desert road
01:23:46We caught fire and burned down the western coast
01:23:54We drove all night and captured the desert road
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