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Eastenders 29th December 2025
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00:00He's back on the square.
00:01No.
00:03Sometimes I feel like we're the adults and they're the kids.
00:06So, thank you.
00:07Bye.
00:09You know what Mum had a love bite in her neck?
00:11Oh, no.
00:12Yeah, I don't really want to think about it, but yeah, she did.
00:16Well, it isn't, Dad.
00:18Be bored till later.
00:22You've got to tell him he can't come, Mum.
00:24Well, why can't we tell your mum that she can't come?
00:27Well, because if it weren't for him, my brother would still be bored.
00:29Okay, well, I'm not going to start listing all the things that your mum's done wrong, am I?
00:33Mm-hmm.
00:34Rock, paper, scissors?
00:37Rock, paper, scissors.
00:39Oh.
00:40Two out of three?
00:42No, no, I want fair and square, come on.
00:52If anything ever happened to our boys.
00:59Right.
01:04We have work to do.
01:05Didn't I send you?
01:07Well, it weren't the Pope.
01:09Good news.
01:10The police have confirmed that Anthony suffered two wounds.
01:14The first, you admitted you caused by pushing me against a door, but the second was the cause of death.
01:20So it weren't me.
01:21Which brings me to my next point.
01:26There's a new suspect.
01:31Chrissie Watts.
01:32Well, I can't imagine Anthony being that scary.
01:38I can.
01:40But when he was younger, he was so nice.
01:43It's just sad that life could make you that bit, I mean, I should have done something.
01:50I should have, I should have said something earlier.
01:54So why didn't you, Kim?
01:58I gave him the benefit of the doubt.
02:00He's Patrick's son.
02:02And I believed he was going to do the right thing.
02:04And I felt sorry for him if he must, London.
02:06Will you stop the speculating?
02:08It's not right.
02:15Give Patrick's tea.
02:20It was not your fault.
02:24I never said it was.
02:26I know, it's all right.
02:28Let's not fall out.
02:32The bed is made and he's not there.
02:38Ritchie?
02:53It's me.
02:54I'm using Ritchie's phone.
02:55Zoe, Zoe, are you all right?
02:56I'm fine.
02:57How's Jasmine?
02:58Yeah.
02:58Yeah, she's, um, yeah, she's here.
03:00Oh, that's such...
03:01Listen, did Ritchie tell you about Chrissie?
03:03Jasmine and I, we both think that she killed Anthony.
03:06Kat, you need to drop that.
03:07I don't want Jasmine involved.
03:09You know what Chrissie is like.
03:11And if the police get to her, she'll throw Jasmine under the bus.
03:15Make out it was her idea to torment me.
03:17And then, what if she chooses to leg it?
03:22What are we supposed to do, then?
03:24Find Chrissie.
03:25And get proof that she did this.
03:27How?
03:28I don't know, but either way, just...
03:29Keep Jasmine's name out of it.
03:31I've got that.
03:32I love you, darling.
03:35Bad news?
03:37Yeah, Zoe doesn't want you to give a statement about Chrissie.
03:41Why?
03:41She doesn't want it coming back on you.
03:43She's being a mum.
03:46Look, please, just...
03:47I need to track her down.
03:48Just call her.
03:49No, no.
03:50If she knows I'm here, if she thinks I have stayed,
03:52she will come for me, Kat.
03:53I can't.
03:54All right.
03:54Well, you stay here.
03:55You stay safe, all right?
03:56Don't go anywhere.
03:57You promised me.
03:58Yeah.
03:58Right.
03:59Can you do Jasmine a bit of breakfast?
04:01There won't be long.
04:01What?
04:02What am I going to tell her, look?
04:03Nothing yet.
04:04I don't want anyone else knowing about Chrissie,
04:06because she's dangerous, all right?
04:07I don't want her anywhere near our kids, or Jean.
04:09Not the way she is at the minute.
04:10And keep those boys off their phones.
04:12All sort of world peace and all, shall I?
04:16You all right, kid?
04:18You hungry?
04:20Yeah, I'm starving.
04:21All right, come.
04:28Excuse me.
04:30What is that?
04:31What have you found?
04:34There's my son.
04:36You know that.
04:37He was murdered in there.
04:40Look, listen.
04:41It wasn't just Zoe Slater, you know.
04:45It was she murdered who killed Slater.
04:47Listen, have you interviewed she?
04:49Eh?
04:50I'm sorry, sir.
04:50But, uh...
04:51Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, how long have you been out here?
04:54They've taken things away.
04:55They know something, but they wouldn't tell me, man.
04:58It will take time, Patrick.
05:00Jack said he will keep us in.
05:01Look, Jack isn't handling the case.
05:02Then let me take you home.
05:04What for?
05:05It's cold, huh?
05:06It's cold.
05:06No, no.
05:07Jack, Patrick, there's the phone talking about the children.
05:09No, no, no.
05:10If they won't tell me what's happening,
05:12I'm going to go down to the station.
05:13They wouldn't ignore me.
05:15They just do their job now.
05:18Oh, did you, um...
05:19Did you hear they've arrested Zoe?
05:22Yeah, I know.
05:23Poor cat.
05:24Ian, do you think she killed him because he was the one doing the pranks?
05:28Well, I won't call arson pranks, Ian.
05:31But I did text you, Landy, and ask her if she wanted us to cancel it.
05:34Well, no, no, no.
05:35We can't go doing that.
05:37Well, we can't shell out for the ingredients all over again.
05:39Oh, it's turkey sandwiches, Ian.
05:40Yeah, and they can press.
05:41Anyway, she said no.
05:43No, of course we shouldn't.
05:44A baby's life must be celebrated is what Patrick would want.
05:47Right, there you go, then.
05:48Yeah.
05:49Morning.
05:50All right.
05:50Oh, you're coming, then?
05:52Yeah.
05:52I wouldn't miss my grandson's christening, would I?
05:55Well, it looks like you're going to a funeral.
05:58For Stephen's birthday today, he would have been...
06:01I hadn't forgotten.
06:07Nor have I.
06:09You know, I don't know what it is, but it's just hit me really hard this year.
06:14Must be new babies.
06:15They make you think, don't they?
06:17And Stephen did look so beautiful on his christening gown, didn't he?
06:22Anyway, can I help?
06:24Oh, this thing, Cindy, you could load the dishwasher for me if you want.
06:28Oh, actually, there's a lot of bodies in this kitchen.
06:31Can I do it later?
06:33Any coffee going?
06:38Um, Peter, I meant what I said earlier.
06:43I do not want that man anywhere near this baby's christening.
06:46All right, he's not coming.
06:47I told Lorna she agrees, yeah, she's telling him now.
06:55It's beautiful.
06:57What's wrong with your grandad?
07:01Is that Braille?
07:03Yeah.
07:06Yeah, it says Jimmy.
07:10Well, I want to be a part of his life, Lauren.
07:14I want to be a better grandad than I have been a dad, so...
07:17Okay, what's the matter?
07:24I actually came over here to tell you that we don't think it's a very good idea you come in today.
07:32Right.
07:36What, because of Jack?
07:36No.
07:38Because of Cindy.
07:39What do you mean, Cindy?
07:41Well, she's never really been able to get over what happened with Stephen.
07:45I know what it's like, Lauren, all right, to lose a kid.
07:49You know, she's the one who walked out in her family.
07:51You know, at a certain point, we've all just got to move on, haven't we?
07:55It would mean the world to me to be there today.
07:57All right, so I do.
08:02You can come.
08:04You sure?
08:06Just promise me that you'll be on your best behaviour, yeah?
08:09Yeah, of course.
08:11And with Uncle Jack, you know, an apology wouldn't go amiss.
08:16Well, when's he going to apologise to me, Lauren, you know, for keeping your nanny a secret?
08:19Do you want to come to this christening or not, Dad?
08:25All right, fair enough.
08:27Thank you for this.
08:28See you later.
08:29See you later.
08:35Take it she liked the cup?
08:37Uh, yeah.
08:41Don't suppose a text would cut it, would it?
08:43Your big apology?
08:45No, it won't.
08:47No.
08:51Jack!
08:54Yeah, it's going well.
08:55I just got back.
08:57The square.
09:00Because I couldn't stay away any longer.
09:03Plus, they're buying it, so we're OK.
09:05Dad!
09:05Dad?
09:07Uh, let me call you back, yeah.
09:08Hey, come here back then.
09:12Yes.
09:13Um...
09:14Oh...
09:15What are you doing here?
09:16Oh, I missed you lot, didn't I?
09:18What'd you say, uh...
09:19I'll buy us all a slap at notch.
09:21Yeah.
09:21Yeah.
09:21Yeah, let's do it.
09:22Right, get in.
09:23We'll head to Soho.
09:23Come on, I'll get a kiss.
09:26Come on, I'll get a kiss.
09:26Oh, get him, you.
09:31Come on.
09:33Right.
09:34Let's go.
09:35No, it's a shame you weren't here for Christmas Day.
09:51Yeah.
09:52They said it could be triggering.
09:54By the looks of things, they weren't wrong.
09:57I'll, um, tell you all about it inside, yeah?
10:02Harry?
10:03Put the kettle on, Blake.
10:05See you inside.
10:06Hi.
10:10You're back.
10:11Well, obviously.
10:13Um, hi.
10:15Hi.
10:16How was it?
10:18Yeah.
10:19It was great.
10:20You like my tan?
10:21No.
10:22Sorry.
10:23How are you?
10:25You look great.
10:27I am Jimmy's godmother.
10:30It's the christening today.
10:31They chose me and Penny.
10:33What were they thinking?
10:35Exactly.
10:36It's really good to see you.
10:39Look, if you wanna catch up later or...
10:43I do.
10:44I really do.
10:45Just they've given me a load of rules to follow and I'm not supposed to get into anything romantic at the moment.
10:53All right.
10:54Yeah, I get it.
10:55Good luck with renouncing the devil.
10:56Yeah.
10:57Thanks.
10:58Thanks.
10:59I don't know where she is.
11:00I've messaged Sharon, see if she's got any leads.
11:01Well, surely Jasmine's the person you've got to ask.
11:03Chrissie threatened her, right?
11:04Sorry, he doesn't want her involved in this.
11:05So what are you gonna do?
11:06I don't know.
11:07She can't be far.
11:08I'll track her down.
11:09Get a confession, record it.
11:10All right.
11:11Private.
11:12All right.
11:13Private.
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11:32All right.
11:33Private.
11:34Private, Private Detective Slater.
11:35Got any better ideas?
11:36I just can't believe that that body was upstairs while we were all in the bar.
11:40Honestly, Kata.
11:41How did you hold it all together?
11:43Don't put her on that Fred just yet, all right?
11:45We're not out of the woods.
11:46Yeah.
11:47Kata, listen I'm sorry love, I had to tell him about Zoe getting arrested.
11:53All right, I'm coming now.
11:55Got to go, see you later.
11:57Okay.
11:58I'm sorry, Gata, but I've already made my decision, so you....
12:01made my decision so you're gonna have to tell her right where's oscar in bed what still yeah
12:10is denise still coming yeah kim and chelsea are gonna look after um landy and patrick for a few
12:19hours so when's your mum getting here oh she ain't coming why not aj must be taking up most of her
12:29time these days no she just finds it out coming back to the square darling you know it's all the
12:35memories yeah what's a shame half of her family live here then innit anyway do you mind if i just
12:42chuck this all over my useless brother's head be my guest
12:46hey tan yeah look i just heard that you're not coming today sorry say that again
13:04it was not a love bite no she just fell on a vacuum cleaner oh yeah because she loves cleaning
13:13my mother especially on christmas day all right then uh what did it look like this this vacuum cleaner
13:22tall dark and half your age okay medium height bald and middle aged very charismatic actually
13:31mum i've got to tell you something lauren has decided that she wants her dad to come after
13:39but you said he wasn't welcome that's what you said yeah i know what i said and i'm sorry but she
13:43well she wants her family there and she's got a point as well forgiveness is what means we all move
13:48forward so i'm sure you understand that don't you yeah be careful peter you're beginning to sound as
13:54patronizing as your father look maybe you don't come and we do something for jimmy another time
13:59so now i'm uninvited am i that's not fair but we should be slapping an asbo on him not inviting
14:05him i mean after the way he acted mum it's lauren's dad no it's not fair but peter's right
14:12where does holding grudges get anyone yeah and if he's gonna be there i'm not coming and don't even
14:19bother making a try well maybe you can do the dishwasher now right you know take your mind off
14:25things listen i want to talk to somebody i want only to know that my son wasn't one of these men you
14:34know he was a good man man he was a doctor he he wasn't balanced in place sir just take a seat
14:42wait why nobody want to want to tell me what's happening i've told you patrick they are still
14:49interviewing zoe what is she saying about him huh what is she saying about my son getting yourself
14:56work up like this isn't good for you patrick you're going to make yourself sick it's not man
15:00anthony i know i know he wasn't all that perfect but whatever they're saying about him it ain't true
15:05what's happened was terrible but this is not the answer if they don't want to tell me we're going
15:14on i'm gonna have to find out myself oh god stop following me about now woman
15:21it's just a lot of rumors right a lot of he said she said usual nonsense oh cat oh quick someone's
15:32sitting there before she decided to rush off again so they go in prison no it was a mistake
15:37she's done nothing wrong doesn't mean she's not going to prison so she could go to prison no she's
15:42she's coming home she'll be having tonight right so what are you doing here well cat said i could
15:51stay well surely you can see it's not a good time so haven't you got somewhere else to freeload
15:57jane freeload excuse me well that's what you're doing well at least i'm not a scale jasmine
16:01please that she's been nicer to each other why why should i be nice to her because because what
16:09because i'm family
16:11what she's right she's zoe's daughter and anthony was her dad
16:21what yeah she's part of her family she's a slater really sick cool
16:28you're supposed to be helping with the sandwiches penny's over there now you know
16:34yeah it's her gig she's godmother no we're your godfather what why didn't you tell me that that's
16:40that's amazing that's okay um yes what do you want cheese and pickle or tuna and cucumber or i make a
16:45mean peanut butter banana salad whatever you all right yeah what are you doing here getting my useless
16:55brother out of bed yes uh let me get some clean pants on and i'll catch you up no i will wait okay
17:01where's wrong what do you want that was out of order all right i mean yeah you were wrong to keep
17:18any a secret from me but i shouldn't have hit you i think you missed out the vital word there dad
17:28i ain't gravelly well i just got off the phone from tanya mom well congratulations max seems you
17:37struck again oh what did she say well i don't know lauren but it ain't gonna be based on facts is it
17:41what you got no idea listen tanya hates me all right she's trying to shut me out isn't she
17:46you left your seven-year-old grandkid on her own that's just rubbish well you went and got your
17:52end away with some other woman jay's lively yeah she runs off dad that's just lies anyway
17:58oh what so aj didn't go missing for a whole night she went missing yeah but it wasn't my fault
18:03you were supposed to be looking after her i was looking after her it was five minutes jack yeah
18:09five minutes i went to help my neighbor she had a spider in the hallway oh my god you know i mean
18:14all i gotta do is look at a woman tanya thinks i'm sleeping with her it shouldn't have happened to
18:17tanya aj is wild all right she gets into loads of scrapes
18:21what what so i'm not allowed to defend myself with the truth is that what you're saying
18:29look at you smiling smirking away i bet you couldn't wait to drop me in it with lauren again
18:36could you no this isn't uncle jack dad this is you believe you me max i don't get off
18:41on you and your family i'll tell you what mate why don't we step outside we're going to finish
18:48what we started dad you want to go again well you want to hit me do you well go on then stop it stop
18:53right do you know what you are not coming to the christening get out
18:58that's fine yeah i'll be the scapegoat of the family
19:05you have a great day yeah
19:09what i miss
19:12so you're our sister no she's no come on niece okay it's neat you're our uncles
19:21yeah that's funny can't bother to work out what you ask me i don't understand you've been on the
19:27square for ages so do you know who did all those things to zoe scaring the living daylights out of
19:34her was it really anthony let's not get into this right now yeah oh i see
19:41it was you no way is that true do you know what that did to us it wasn't just zoe you hurt
19:50it was everyone she thought it was me nan got it in the neck oh like mother like daughter i don't
19:56care who you are you're not a part of this family look everyone you don't know what you're talking
20:01about and jean it wasn't her idea she's a grown woman she should know better
20:04you know what happened don't you i know you know i don't know patrick don't lie to me no man
20:18listen listen i'm really sorry for anthony's passing what he was murdered murdered in your home
20:27was it you take the kids away yeah okay it's back in the kitchen patrick i promise you it wasn't me
20:33i promise you it was not zoe you lies man lies lies i'm not lying i'm not lying i'm not lying
20:39then what was it who was it i don't know
20:42no!
20:46no noây no nopm
21:02oh patrick i'm so sorry i'm so so sorry i'm sorry i'll call you land
21:09I'll bring you another can I get you another um yeah yeah I might as well yeah treat myself
21:35no one else is going to have you Christmas all right fact I don't know anything about you Marie
21:45you got a family I bet you haven't got a big family do you sit down join me tell me about
21:51I'm busy I weren't coming on to you I was just like being friendly
22:05hi do you have skinny latte please hello he's not coming so long son stay away please come
22:17really yes yes there's space in dad's car but you need to come right now all right great great
22:24Oscar come on Oscar you see Jasmine not since our last charming encounter no
22:40which are you shouldn't you get a move on I mean the christening uh no I've been uninvited
23:00well why you were so happy this morning I just want a chance to prove I can be better is that
23:06too much to ask what well if you stop wallowing in self-pity you might be able to catch him up
23:14sorry have you just not been listening or since when did you do what other people wanted
23:18but babies bring people together no one's gonna get upset at a christening are they
23:23I can't walk I'm too full should let me have a second scoop of ice cream then
23:35you are staying right now yeah of course just let me get the rest of the bags yeah
23:44right what about that work stuff you was worried about uh yeah it's getting there getting there
23:55well you can't just quit Priya you know it looks dodgy I'm gonna have to take my time and I will
24:01get out slow but I have sorted us a flat in the brewery apartments
24:07no yes we're moving next week I thought you know you better get out of zucchini's hair
24:13all right I cleared them out of edge so you can be fighting rainbows from now on
24:33Ravi's back what I was just seeing him laughing and joking with his family like nothing happened
24:40all right darling you don't need to think about him okay just just stay in your lane
24:47let karma come for him because believe me it will
24:52come on
24:55there you are look I know you're trying to be nice okay and do the right thing
25:10as like a mom to Zoe or whatever but can we just stop pretending now please
25:14what
25:21it's Zoe they've charged her with murder
25:26do we have our godparents
25:32yes you're in good hands with these luck yeah it really is yeah well she's having
25:38him till he turns 18 then I'll take him on the razz and show him what's what I'll do
25:43the bullies do the bunny lucky Jimmy okay we gather here to welcome Jimmy into the family of God the
25:53church and to promise our support and prayers for him as he begins his journey into faith
25:59parents and godparents you have the privilege and responsibility of bringing up this child to know and love God
26:10will you do all you can to help and encourage them in that faith
26:15yeah we will yeah yeah you're doing it
26:27Cindy you okay do we send it what Cindy Beale yeah why who are you
26:37you
26:39Max Browning
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