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00:00Oh
00:30morning campers
00:38you're gonna have to speak up
00:41stay still
00:43give me my meds
00:45what have I told you about that
00:47eh? your meds are a privilege
00:49not alright
00:50Becky you're playing with my life here please
00:52I know fun isn't it
00:55there you go
00:56you getting that
00:58yep, hints of oak
01:01who's brie? magnolia
01:03oh no sorry
01:05that was the bottle of your albarino
01:07me and Lisa drank last night
01:09and if you were saving it for a special occasion
01:12don't worry
01:12it was
01:14yeah well it's not exactly a fair fight
01:17is it? sorry
01:19I mean you let me out of here
01:21you tell Lisa what you've done
01:23and let's see if she chooses
01:25oh you think you mean anything to her?
01:27some confused tourist
01:29you now put a rebound
01:31on the scene
01:32five minutes
01:34I'm her wife
01:35well if you're so sure she wants you
01:38why do you have to hogtie the competition eh?
01:42I mean let's face it
01:43me like this
01:44that's the only way she chooses you Becky
01:46you've ruined my life
01:56shut up
01:59shut up
02:00thought you had the day off
02:08yeah she does
02:09and we're meant to be going shopping
02:10I just can't exactly relax
02:12with Carla gone
02:14I'm just trying to decipher her plan
02:15for this Mortimer's order
02:16well she's still not answering her emails
02:18no
02:19no it's not like her at all either
02:21I've just never known her
02:21break up to here so hard
02:23is this her stuff?
02:25yeah
02:25I've had to go through her drawers
02:26she's not left with much to go with
02:28right are we going or not?
02:30right you get ready and go
02:31and I'll meet you if I can
02:32thanks
02:34hill rhubarb
02:40this is when she spoke to Costello
02:42yeah
02:43wondered what that meant
02:44she says he was trying to tell her something
02:46what?
02:48and that's what he's told her?
02:49what does that mean?
02:51beats me
02:52what would Megan say?
02:56sorry?
02:57that cereal's full of sugar
02:58it's not exactly the breakfast of champions is it?
03:01yeah I know
03:02look dad
03:03can we talk about something?
03:05yeah
03:05right
03:06I'm off
03:07where to?
03:09I told you last night
03:10January sales
03:11best time of the year
03:12actually see in my day
03:13the January sales were actually in January
03:14well stop it
03:15you sound like your mother
03:16bye
03:17don't spend too much money
03:19chance would be a fine thing
03:23look dad
03:24you're positive
03:25it was yours
03:26not this Adam guy's
03:27you be careful that
03:31I was just asking
03:32I trust Eva totally
03:34yeah but she still went behind your back
03:36yeah and she explained everything to me
03:38so as far as I'm concerned
03:38that's the end of it
03:39I'm not the only one with questions
03:40yeah look what that got your nana
03:42yeah
03:43in a hotel room
03:44which I also don't agree with
03:45but she was out of order
03:46why would you forgive Eva so quickly
03:48but not even your own mum
03:49what's going on between you and your nan?
03:54what?
03:56did she put you up to this?
03:58no
03:58I need to go
03:59yesterday she wanted a private word with you
04:01what was that all about?
04:02nothing
04:03I need to go
04:04okay
04:04bye
04:05so the finger food will be out here
04:14and well I mean you can have the rest of the place to yourself
04:16perfect
04:16are you sure there's nothing else we can do for you?
04:18no no this is just what we wanted
04:20okay
04:20well happy birthday
04:22oh thank you
04:23happy birthday loving
04:26oh thank you
04:28happy birthday
04:29oh right well
04:31this lap I'm going to start getting a bit of a wriggle on
04:34how do you mean?
04:35well George could be here any second
04:36and they barely started doing any decorations
04:38well this is it
04:39this is it?
04:41yeah
04:41this is George's 60th birthday
04:43no it's actually my birthday today
04:46his isn't until the new year
04:48besides neither has fancied the fuss
04:50no no
04:51no love this won't do
04:52just leave it with me
04:54get my pen
04:55pen?
04:57oh god yeah what am I thinking
04:58it's a terrible idea
04:59he wants a pen for the birthday
05:01George is just really hard to buy for
05:03oh
05:04hey guys
05:05hey
05:06oh it's summer
05:07I'm glad I've seen you
05:08look I'm sorry again about the film festival
05:10oh Todd it's fine
05:11no
05:12look you put a lot of thought into that present
05:14like you always do
05:15to be honest
05:17I thought it'd just be nice to hang out
05:19well what are you doing today?
05:22er not much
05:22other than George's party later
05:24and to going into town?
05:26look you can help me
05:27pick out a present for George
05:28because you're obviously good at that
05:29maybe something like the cufflinks
05:31that you got for Billy
05:31you're doing it a bit fine aren't you?
05:33well his birthday's not for two weeks
05:35it's not my fault he's having an early party
05:37well I'm free right now
05:38great
05:39no time like the present
05:41pun
05:42right
05:44see you at the party
05:45see you later
05:46see you later
05:46in a bit
05:47have fun
05:47Todd seems a bit brighter
05:54seems same old Todd to me
05:58look I'll sort it okay
06:02but I can't do anything while you're on the phone
06:04I'll talk to you later
06:06yep
06:07bye
06:08problem
06:10oh Debbie might even know about transport
06:12what is it with weddings that sends everyone loopy?
06:15well they're a big deal aren't they?
06:17committing to someone
06:18for better or worse and all of that
06:19hey
06:23we okay?
06:26why won't we be?
06:28all that stuff with James
06:29what goes on between you and James
06:32is not to do with me is it?
06:34I suppose you're right
06:35so
06:37what have you got on today?
06:39uh
06:40Alfie needs a few bits
06:41so I'm gonna head to the sales
06:43do you wanna come?
06:44Trafford centre January sales
06:46hmm
06:46no tar
06:48like me on the way it is
06:49suit self
06:50back it off then
06:53hey
06:54I didn't think I'd let you get away with that
07:06I'm not saying a proper goodbye
07:08alright
07:15I'd best be getting back to work
07:16Ty
07:17have you
07:17brought me to your taxi for the physio?
07:20actually I've decided
07:21I'm gonna give it a miss today
07:22you've got to go
07:23you're coming off the bars
07:24this is a big day this
07:26yes
07:26but my physio also said
07:28that I've got to start listening to my body
07:29and it's telling me that I need to rest
07:31you've already missed it once
07:32haven't you?
07:32last week
07:33when you forgot
07:34forgot?
07:36come on Ty
07:37I think this is important
07:38right okay
07:39I'll go
07:40get your taxi book then
07:42it's gone too
07:42it doesn't has it?
07:44ooh
07:44yes
07:45I've got to be getting off
07:47er
07:48where to?
07:49the
07:50party
07:51you know
07:51the grave digger
07:53oh George
07:54I didn't know you two were friends
07:56we're not
07:57but it's at the bistro
07:58so they um
07:59they do those little blinnies
08:01whenever there's a party
08:02and that
08:02keeps me in smoked salmon
08:04you know
08:04for days at uni
08:06that reminds me now
08:07it's a thought
08:07I need a plastic tub
08:09right
08:11good luck
08:12you'll smash it
08:13mwah
08:13please
08:14and that
08:19and that's made up
08:21mhm
08:21mhm
08:22mhm
08:24mhm
08:24mhm
08:26there's a little hook behind there
08:35that needs to go a bit higher
08:36because that's not
08:37Sean love
08:38take that down
08:38no
08:39because that's not enough
08:40for goodness sake
08:41perfect is the enemy of good
08:42yes but love
08:43it's not straight
08:44well neither are those two
08:45huh
08:46not done us any harm
08:47all right
08:47I'll tell you what
08:47I'll just leave it
08:48I'll leave it all nice and crooked
08:49looking good
08:50really
08:51you think
08:52what you don't think so
08:53I just think is a bit much
08:55if I'm honest
08:56you hand out the party poppers
08:57right
08:57make sure everybody's got one
08:58to let off when George
09:00makes his big entrance
09:00right
09:01don't forget
09:01what is George not here yet
09:03hopefully he's running late
09:04gives me a chance to get this place
09:06ship shape
09:06oh
09:07he looks fine to me
09:08oh fine
09:09who needs to find you
09:11oh ladies
09:12oh you know
09:13he's all so fast
09:14oh it's lovely
09:15to shake
09:16no way they're here
09:17what
09:18I've seen them at shuttlewoods before
09:20right
09:21Todd calls them
09:22the merry widows of Weatherfield
09:24all of their husbands have died
09:26and George has done the funerals
09:28but they still come by the parlour
09:30all the time
09:30months later
09:31they're like groupies
09:32where is Todd
09:33oh
09:34him and Theo are on the way
09:35Theo just thought Todd needed to change
09:37how was he
09:39when he went shopping
09:40he was fine
09:42why
09:42no reason
09:43oh
09:44oh
09:45he's here everybody
09:48happy birthday to you
09:57thanks
09:59oh
10:01oh
10:13oh
10:17oh
10:19oh
10:21oh
10:25oh
10:27oh
10:41happy birthday
10:42both of you
10:43oops
10:43sorry
10:44I'll tell you what
10:45those widows are somewhere else
10:46yeah
10:47yeah it's like
10:48losing their husbands
10:49was a career choice
10:50I mean I'm not saying
10:50that they've done anything
10:51but
10:52they definitely lean into
10:53widowhood
10:54hey boys
10:55sausage rider
10:56no good thanks
10:57I saw you running yesterday
10:59oh
11:00yeah just my usual route
11:01up to the red rack
11:02couple of loops
11:03in the back
11:03getting a bit bored of it
11:04to be honest
11:04listen lager
11:05oh yeah
11:06tarlo
11:07hey no I could show you
11:08a great route along the canal
11:09no thanks
11:10those geese are terrifying
11:12come on don't be daft
11:13have you seen a goose up close
11:14they've got teeth
11:15on their tongues
11:16on their tongues Nick
11:17teeth
11:18hey hi sir
11:19listen do you want a drink
11:20er do you know what
11:21no I'm good thanks
11:22because I'm going to get going
11:23soon
11:23oh
11:24need to keep an eye
11:25on them two
11:26did er
11:27Todd tell you
11:28that Nick
11:29was his first crush
11:30you know what
11:30they say about
11:31first loves
11:32I used to go out
11:36with Craig quite a bit
11:37so
11:37you know
11:38it'd be nice to have
11:39a bit of company
11:39do you know what
11:42hey
11:42run sounds good
11:43we're just about
11:45to do the presents
11:46now
11:46hey I'll text you
11:48yeah
11:48very nicely wrapped
11:54Sean
11:54oh
11:55bumper sticker
11:57ain't coming
11:58my other car
12:01is a hearse
12:02very nice
12:05Sean
12:05very funny
12:05thank you
12:06oh and this
12:07is from me
12:08Todd and Theo
12:09have you brought
12:10a present for George
12:11no we're not that
12:12close
12:13the gazette
12:16from the day you
12:17were born
12:17are you kidding me
12:19yeah and that is
12:20Ken Barlow's brother
12:21who played for county
12:22oh thank you
12:23thank you
12:24thank you Todd
12:24that's lovely
12:25oh hang on
12:26what's this bit
12:27down here
12:27tombola prizes
12:29remain unclaimed
12:30local journalism
12:32is best
12:33photo opportunity
12:36for the birthday
12:37oh here we go
12:38get in
12:38I'm the birthday girl
12:39you get in as well
12:40remember me
12:41I tell you
12:42having a good time
12:43we all in
12:44you flirt with Nick
12:45you mean
12:46what
12:46having a nice little
12:48chat weren't you
12:48you two
12:48yeah a chat
12:49Nick's straight as
12:51they come
12:51doesn't start your
12:52fancying though does
12:53it
12:53listen I'm going to
12:55shoot off
12:56no no no love
12:57no no you can't go
12:57yet no because we
12:58haven't done the cake
12:59Brenda where's the cake
13:00well there isn't one
13:01oh just ten years
13:03between them
13:04she didn't think it was
13:04worthy of getting the cake
13:05honestly
13:05I can go get one
13:07from Ted
13:07well no no
13:08hang on it's alright
13:09listen I know this
13:09nice little bakery
13:10I can go
13:11oh would you do that
13:12love that's very kind
13:12oh yeah listen
13:13it's no problem
13:14and Todd was just
13:14saying you need
13:15some of her
13:15weren't you darling
13:16so let's go together
13:17yeah we'll go
13:19I'll just get my coat
13:21oh no no no
13:21you won't be needing
13:22I won't be though
13:22see you later
13:23group photo everybody
13:24come on Bill
13:25come on Sal
13:26everybody say cheese
13:29cheese
13:30ah
13:33beautiful
13:34there you go
13:36hello pipe please mate
13:39come on up
13:40you're a bit young
13:41to be drinking alone
13:42more of a sad old man
13:44thing that
13:44what like you you mean
13:46I'm meeting Sarah
13:47and I'm meeting Lauren
13:48nah I'm heading into town
13:50with her but she's running
13:51late so I'm just
13:52killing time
13:52ooh actually
13:54speak of the devil
13:56see you later
13:56wait Bert
13:57so hold on a second
13:58have you seen Carla
14:00recently
14:00I heard from her
14:02on Christmas day
14:03right how did she see
14:05it's hard to tell
14:06hey sorry
14:07hey
14:07hello
14:08you know she could be
14:09having a time of her life
14:10and still Sam Mardy
14:11hopefully that
14:12Rhubarb Hill
14:13has a spa
14:14to escort her out
14:15sorry Rhubarb Hill
14:16yeah
14:18the hotel
14:18she's staying at
14:19I think that's what
14:20it was called
14:20oh right
14:21why do you two know it
14:25no it's just a weird name
14:27that's all
14:27do you know what
14:28the suite she was in
14:29that had a weird name
14:30but I can't remember now
14:31anyway I'll see you
14:33this round
14:33what are you thinking
14:37like Costello was in
14:39no fit state to give
14:40Carla hotel recommendations
14:42socks
14:45pants
14:45usual
14:46how about you
14:46Maria got me a
14:47moustache trimmer
14:48oh nice
14:49wait you don't have a
14:51moustache
14:52how about peanut does
14:53really I've never seen it
14:55because I trim it
14:56oh yeah
14:57makes sense
14:58you're back early
15:01oh you're still here
15:03I should head off
15:04said I'd go to
15:05George's party
15:06oh well
15:07you better get a move on
15:08the finger fill is very
15:09good but there's not
15:10much of it left
15:11you know
15:12you don't want like
15:13a student
15:13eh
15:14well I'm a student
15:15so by definition
15:16I must look like one
15:18I thought you might
15:19have started dressing
15:19like one
15:20nah
15:20on the contrary
15:21they've all started
15:22dressing like me
15:23when I first got to
15:24uni it was all
15:25trackies and trainers
15:26but now
15:27silk scarves
15:28you can't move
15:29for cardigans
15:30they think I'm cool
15:31that's charity shops
15:32for you
15:33see ya
15:33see ya Kurt
15:34charity shops
15:35this is vintage mate
15:38so you lied
15:44you um
15:45you didn't go to physio
15:47I didn't lie
15:48I changed my mind
15:49there's a difference
15:50why do you change your mind
15:52is it because you're scared
15:53that you won't be able
15:54to walk
15:54when you come off the bath
15:55no
15:56no
15:57and I don't care
15:59what you say
15:59right
16:00my legs
16:02my rehab
16:02my choice
16:03I could not agree
16:04I could not agree
16:04with you more
16:05wait what
16:06well
16:07I mean
16:08it's your prerogative
16:08your decision
16:09and I have to
16:10respect
16:11that decision
16:12really
16:13yeah
16:14I mean
16:15you're a grown man
16:16you don't want
16:17your nan
16:17telling you what to do
16:18it is nobody's business
16:20if you take a bit longer
16:21before you walk
16:22yeah
16:23yeah exactly
16:24yeah
16:24so
16:25if you're not gonna
16:26you know
16:27come off the bars
16:28and walk
16:28do you want me to
16:29wheel you to the pub
16:31and I'll buy you a pint
16:32no
16:32you go ahead
16:34well if you're sure
16:35you know
16:36I will not make you do
16:38anything that you
16:39don't want to do
16:40right
16:40yeah you
16:42you go
16:43let's make this quick
16:49fine by me
16:51what have you and Will
16:52been up to
16:52Will
16:53what are you on about
16:55you asked him to have
16:56a word with me
16:56about you coming home
16:57didn't you
16:57no I did not
16:59and there I was
17:00thinking you'd ask me
17:01in here to apologise
17:02apologise for what
17:04for throwing your
17:05poor old mother
17:06out onto the street
17:07actually the hotel's
17:08better than here
17:08shows all you know
17:10the lift is broken
17:11five flights of stairs
17:14after breakfast
17:15now that might be
17:16nothing to Mr. Big
17:17Rugby Balls
17:18but it is to me
17:19really
17:19and the worst of it is
17:21my family is
17:23all over here
17:24and I am stuck
17:26over there
17:26squirreled away
17:28like a dirty secret
17:29I do not do well
17:31on my own
17:32I know I stick
17:34my nose in
17:35sometimes
17:35but you were
17:36very happy
17:37to see me
17:38wading in
17:38with my checkbook
17:39when the sale
17:40of this pub
17:41nearly fell through
17:42Ma
17:42if you want a mother
17:44that's going to go
17:44into bat for you
17:45you can't always
17:47choose where she's
17:48going to put
17:48that bat
17:49yeah well you
17:50swung it at Eva
17:50I won't have that
17:52yeah I know
17:52that was wrong
17:53I'm sorry
17:54it won't happen
17:54again
17:55it better not
17:56so what do you say
17:58can I phone the hotel
18:01tell them they can
18:03have their room back
18:04all right I'm coming
18:11I'm coming
18:16yeah
18:17I didn't know
18:26where else to go
18:27well may I suggest
18:29the rovers
18:29the bistro
18:31funny farm
18:32it's Carl
18:33he's cheating on me
18:35and you want me
18:37to do what about it
18:38I don't know
18:40oh come here
18:44thanks
18:53they were nice
18:56staying open for us
18:58Theo
19:00you barely said a word
19:01it's about Nick
19:04isn't it
19:05I told you about him
19:05ages ago
19:06yes
19:07I had a thing
19:08an ill-advised thing
19:10for Nick
19:11when I was a kid
19:12do you still fancy him
19:16he's a mate
19:18you were all over him
19:19I was not
19:20maybe a laughing stock
19:23phoning over him
19:25I said I thought
19:25it was so funny
19:26he was giving me
19:27running tips
19:28yeah
19:28and the rest
19:30that's the truth
19:31how do you think
19:33it made me feel
19:34that I stood at the bar
19:36on my own
19:37when you were
19:38laughing it up
19:39with your
19:40childhood sweetheart
19:41he's not my sweetheart
19:43I'm glad he gave you
19:47running service
19:48because you can make
19:51your own way home
19:51what?
19:55I can't bear to look
19:57at you Todd
19:57Theo
20:01we're miles away
20:04Theo
20:05Theo I haven't
20:08I haven't got my coat
20:09Theo it's freezing
20:11Theo
20:13Theo
20:13tell you what
20:18it's a nice hotel
20:18reviews look good
20:21yeah but there's no
20:22dates on them though
20:23look to be fair
20:24I mean that is the
20:25kind of place that
20:26Carla would book in
20:27what are you doing?
20:31hola
20:31I blame this
20:33great
20:35erm
20:35is that the
20:36Rhubarb Hill Hotel
20:37well I'm just
20:40looking for one of
20:40your guests
20:40Carla Connor
20:41erm
20:42can you put me
20:42through to her
20:43room please?
20:45yeah
20:45it's Kit Green
20:46yeah no problem
20:53she's probably out
20:54enjoying herself
20:55they do say
20:56blondes have more
20:57fun
20:57oh no
20:59that's right
21:00she's er
21:01she's dying
21:01her hair dark
21:02these days
21:02will you ask her
21:04to ring me
21:05when she gets
21:05back?
21:05thank you
21:07bye bye
21:08so it checks out
21:11looks like it
21:12and it was just
21:14the name of the hotel
21:15yeah but that's
21:16the Rhubarb Hill Hotel
21:17so why would she
21:18write something
21:18different in a diary?
21:19what do you say?
21:27well it sounds like
21:28you took the bait
21:29no
21:30don't take the
21:32website down yet
21:33you need to keep an eye
21:34on that phone line too
21:35we need everyone to
21:36believe that hotel
21:37exists
21:38it's only for a few
21:39more days
21:40yeah
21:42speak soon
21:45do you have
21:47any idea
21:48how much
21:49trouble
21:50that little
21:50phone call
21:51of yours
21:51caused
21:52not to mention
21:54the cost
21:54you owe me
21:56or even now
22:04i don't care
22:09what the hell
22:09is
22:10i want you to
22:12see you
22:13go
22:14how much
22:14can you
22:15see you
22:15see you
22:16in the middle of the
22:17have
22:18not to mention
22:18the
22:19no
22:19that little
22:20can I
22:20see you
22:21see you
22:21you
22:22can I
22:22see you
22:23just
22:23and how much
22:23you
22:25can you
22:25just
22:26see you
22:27see you
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