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00:00There's roughly 14 days of winter vacation
00:07That's all between Christmas and New Year
00:09Though the winter's a problem for our generation
00:12Just cram and butt in before the dust clears
00:15I say, hey, don't they end it?
00:17Ooh, this looks like a palace
00:18Or say, let's turn the day behind
00:20There's nothing so close that you see the moon
00:23While making snow ages, that's why
00:25Creating older life
00:27Still boarding upside down
00:28Or following on your rear end
00:30Who is your carnival?
00:32Girls double-fights at night things
00:33And where's your best friend?
00:35As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff
00:37To do it, we're not gonna score
00:39Who are you, Harry?
00:40So see if it's us, cause Fiddy is and Ferb
00:42Are gonna do it all
00:45So see if it's us, cause Fiddy is and Ferb
00:47Are gonna do it all
00:49Mom! Fiddy is and Ferb or any other
00:52Wizarding title sequence?
00:58What do you think?
00:59Okay, Ferb, open the floodgates
01:00What do you think?
01:01It's like our own military Canada
01:02But of course about the beaver's moose
01:03And disproportionate number of Canadians
01:04Or Canadian bacon
01:05I forgot all about Canadian bacon
01:06You realize it is only ham
01:07It is!
01:08And Ferb!
01:09You are so busted!
01:10Hello, boys!
01:11Spend a job on the hockey rink!
01:12Well, that was amazing!
01:13Great skating, Dad!
01:14Boys, I've got some good news for you
01:15I've arranged for you to play a little exhibition match
01:16Between periods at the Danville Ice Race Game
01:17Oh, you mean like a half time?
01:18Well, it's three periods, so it's really two-thirds time
01:19And four times
01:20That's what's keeping the Canadians down
01:21If we're going to be the entertainment
01:22Then we better take it up a notch
01:23Hockey Z9
01:24Hockey Z9
01:25Hockey Z9
01:26Hockey Z9
01:27Hockey Z9
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01:40Hockey Z9
01:41Hockey Z9
01:42Hockey Z9
01:43Hockey Z9
01:44Oh, I flip all at seven
01:45What happened to Y.E.
01:46I wish I'd had for cocaine
01:47Third, grab your toolbox
01:49We've got work to do
01:50What's a big deal of hockey anyway?
01:52Well, it's hard to explain actually
01:54Taking the flip pass from the winner
01:56Shoulder deep in the defenseman
01:57And then tossing it right over the old glove hand
01:59I'm just taking some out of you like a fever
02:01Did you play a lot of hockey in England there, Dad?
02:02Never once
02:03Hey, Candace
02:04Oh, hi, Sammy
02:05What a great ice rink
02:06Wouldn't it just be perfect for a better thing?
02:08I got you
02:09What? Oh yeah, I'm hockey
02:10I didn't know that you were a hockey fan, Candace
02:12Thank you
02:13You betcha
02:14Flipping over wing passes
02:15And shoulder dork in the old jazz pants
02:16Is like some kind of me
02:17Uh, yeah
02:19Say, Jeremy
02:20Why didn't you join us at the exhibition game today?
02:22Sounds like fun
02:23Oh yeah, it sounds like fun
02:24Oh, hey, I got a phone call
02:25From a real person
02:26Got a call
02:27Stacy, we have a code teal
02:29Logan?
02:30Are you sure?
02:31No, wait, I mean code periwinkle
02:32Periwinkle
02:33A hockey emergency?
02:34I'm already
02:35Speaking of periwinkle
02:36Where is Perry?
02:43Carl, I'm freezing
02:44Did you call that repair guy yet?
02:45I left him a message, sir
02:46I think he went to Aruba for winter break
02:48Lucky dog
02:49It's cold and
02:50Oh, HB
02:51Didn't hear you come in
02:52I have no idea what Doofershmirtz is up to
02:54It seems all of our computers froze
02:56Isn't that right, Carl?
02:57Tech support says everything is fine
02:59Well, I'm sure whatever Doof is up to
03:01He's probably much warmer than we are
03:03And that alone should be reason to stop him
03:06Good luck, Agent Key
03:08Welcome, hockey hounds
03:09To the hypothermic epidrome
03:10Of Danville Mountaintop Winter Arena
03:12Where our own Danville ice trays
03:13Will cross sticks
03:14With the combative cross-town contenders
03:16Reigning over the skating skirmish tonight
03:18As guest referee
03:19Is Hockey Hall of Famer
03:20Luke Robitai
03:22Is anyone else cold?
03:23Why is it so cold in here?
03:24We have no Luke Robitai
03:26Actually, I brought a blanket
03:28So I'm okay
03:29Here we are
03:30Oh, this is so exciting
03:32I've always wanted to be a hockey mom
03:34Excuse me for a second
03:35System check
03:36Stacey, can you read me?
03:37I've got the hockey reference manuals
03:38Lead website
03:39And official rules up and ready
03:41Stacey!
03:42Mom said it's my turn to use the computer
03:43Not now, Ginger, I'm busy
03:45Don't make me open that can
03:46I'll put cream on you
03:47Or however that goes
03:49Doofershmirtz
03:50We'll leave you on a mountain top, eh?
03:52Ah, carry the platypus
03:57Come in
03:58How do you like my evil, evil hideout
04:00Up in the Danville Mountains?
04:01Would you like some hot cocoa?
04:02No?
04:03Then how about a marshmallow?
04:06Ah!
04:07Ah!
04:08Trapped you again!
04:09I think I figured out why I haven't been able to take over the Tri-State area
04:12I've been too much of a nice guy
04:14Nice guys can't take over large metropolitan areas
04:17Except for Roger
04:18But we're not talking about Roger
04:19I've got to get mean
04:20I've got to get ugly
04:21And possibly hairy
04:22I've got to learn to be more like the abominable snowman
04:25So I decided to build this
04:27Be fooled
04:28The abominable na-
04:29The abominable na-
04:30The abominable na-
04:31The abominable na-
04:32The abominable na-to
04:34See I can only see it if I speak slowly
04:36The abominable na-to
04:38Oh look, am I separated? It works
04:40The abominable na-to
04:42It makes whatever it hits bigger and scarier and hairier
04:46Anywho, behold
04:47Okay, I know what you're thinking
04:49Why the silly little stocking, cap, and scarf?
04:52The truth is, I, uh...
04:54I had some yarn
04:56And the glare of the buzzer brings down the metaphorical curtain
04:59On the scintillating second period of this titanic tussle
05:01As the grim, gritty gladiators vacate the frozen field of flailing, biting fluttle horn
05:05To prepare for the third period of this pelican turf ghost tower
05:08As the frosty defibrillators mill the frozen peas of Icy
05:11Oh man, I better go lay down
05:13So when all members of the attending team clear the defensive zone at the same time
05:16The delayed offset call is negated
05:18Wow
05:19You really do know how to do this?
05:21Are you kidding?
05:22Did you know a referee makes most penalty calls?
05:24While the linesman may call only obvious technical infractions
05:27Go away
05:28Obvious technical infractions
05:29Go away
05:30The player and committee infractions
05:31No, give me that
05:32No, Ginger, I'm busy
05:33I said give me that back
05:35If you don't give that back to me right now
05:36Candace, gotta go
05:40Now for your entertainment
05:41What we've all been waiting for
05:42Little kids on ice
05:44This is so exciting
05:45Oh, I forgot to charge the battery
05:47Oh no, I can't miss this photo off
05:49Where is the gift shop?
05:50Uh, it's way over there on the other side of the arena
05:52I'll be right back
05:53Behold, bury the bloodibuses, I make myself abominable
05:56Ooh, it's all marshmallowy and hairy
06:03Not completely unlike Summercat
06:05Barely got aimless like a little better
06:09Hmm, something's not right in the hinterland
06:13Yes!
06:14Okay, first, looks like we're on
06:29Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be transported to a world where everything you know is changed into a global clash of dystopia
06:35If you're looking for something sloppy, forget it, pal
06:37Because this is the future
06:38Where the only things left in our cars
06:40Home and in most cases is wasted
06:42It's a world where the only way to survive
06:43To play hard things blow up around you
06:45It's a world of skillful skating
06:47And incredible life raft
06:48Of pushing prowess
06:49And signing so gladiators
06:51Oh, is it so possible?
06:53Mom!
06:54Where's mom?
06:55She went to the gift shop to buy a disposable camera
06:57What the heck is that?
06:58It's a camera that you send away to get the film part developed
07:02And then you take the non-film, camera-only part and you throw it away
07:05I bet it's film
07:06Would you please just look in the back?
07:08This is the heart hybrid hockey of your dark dystopian destiny
07:11Hockey Z9
07:13Hik, hik
07:14Gotta get up late
07:15Hik!
07:18Oh, yeah!
07:22Don't turn away
07:23I'm talking to you
07:24You're about supposed apocalyptic sport of the future
07:28You'll be scanning a buff
07:29A coast in the box
07:30Put your doctor on speed
07:31Cause you're gonna need to
07:34Your shoulders up in plate
07:36Screwing stones so sweet
07:37There's hockey D9
07:39Hockey D9
07:40It's as far as good to go
08:42Huh?
08:43You're gonna go get a uniform and try to get out there, aren't you?
08:45Is that a problem?
08:46No, as long as we're clear on the concept.
08:48Hey, look at that.
08:49There was one in our disposable stuff from the 80s box.
08:52Thanks, David.
08:53Let me know if you need more things to throw away.
08:55Hey, how'd you get over there?
08:57Don't do this.
09:06Okay, now you have to show it off.
09:07Is there something I can...
09:11Now to see how this can get any worse.
09:17Okay, I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen.
09:25Mr. Saban!
09:27Mr. Saban, I'm having trouble with these weapons!
09:32Sorry, excuse me.
09:33Yes, you are number one.
09:34Excuse me.
09:34Sorry, pardon me.
09:35All right, sorry.
09:36Now, excuse me.
09:37Oh, it's chicken out.
09:38I lost your ice polishing machine.
09:40Okay, everyone, let's get out of here.
09:49Oh, my gosh.
09:50That is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
09:52Everyone say, Canadian bacon.
09:54Um...
09:54Great job, kids.
09:57That was the weirdest thing in hockey I've ever seen.
09:59Thanks, Mr. Robitaille.
10:01Okay, I'm off at the city cross night.
10:02Go ahead.
10:03Hockey's United is over.
10:04What?
10:05No!
10:05I'll be enjoying it!
10:06Dang it!
10:07What the...
10:08It's not fair!
10:09It's not fair!
10:11I'm sportsman-like behavior.
10:13Fine.
10:14Wow, Candace.
10:15I had a really good time.
10:16You want to get something to eat?
10:17Oh, that sounds like fun.
10:18Give me two minutes.
10:20Oh, here you are, Perry.
10:28Have fun at the party!
10:29Thanks for having the boys over tonight, Vivian.
10:31Oh, no problem, Linda.
10:33I have all the neighborhood kids tonight.
10:34Come on, come on.
10:35I don't want to be late for my first grown-up party.
10:37Okay, hon.
10:38Bye, everyone.
10:39Happy New Year!
10:40Bye, guys.
10:41Happy New Year!
10:42We're going to have so much fun.
10:43We have no figures, no, and ready.
10:45And, of course, we'll all stay up at midnight and watch the New York City ball drop.
10:48Okay, hurry up.
10:49Wake up, will ya?
10:50I drooled all over my arm.
10:52You know, saliva is 98% water, and the other 2% is made up of very beneficial electrolytes.
10:57It is gross, but it is science.
10:58You're lucky the gross factor outweighs the science factor, or you have a one-way ticket to Wedgie Town.
11:02Well, it'll be fun to finally see the ball drop.
11:05Oh, it's a wonderful tradition.
11:06And, of course, there's the other tradition if you're making someone special, I admit it.
11:10Well, then, I know what we're going to do tonight.
11:12Really?
11:13Yeah, we're going to make our own New Year's ball and drop it from outer space.
11:16Your mother is right, Phineas.
11:18You're such a natural imagination.
11:19That's active enough.
11:21I'm going to make some help short, but you have heads coming when you want to warm up.
11:24Hey, where's your dog at least?
11:29Morning, Agent P. Sorry about the cold climate inside your lair.
11:32See, the heating system is on the fritz, and we had to call a guy in from Aruba.
11:35And I can assure you that we are all in the same boat here.
11:38I'm loneliness.
11:38Yes, we are all sharing the pain.
11:42Awkward.
11:44Gracias for the left, Nick.
11:46Who's doing something at City Hall?
11:48Of course not, but whatever it is.
11:49Hey, Carl, I get the blue one.
11:51I need a little help.
11:52What's that?
11:53No!
11:54Rick, bring her down.
11:56How's the sun have been going up there?
11:58Oh, she's on the sun.
11:59How are you doing, Buford?
12:00I want some paint.
12:01Painting is from B&B's and B&B's.
12:03That's no ordinary paint.
12:04It's a super sealer that will protect us from the cold dark vacuum of space.
12:07It's a super sealer, Doc.
12:09Hey, Celia.
12:10Why was the CD inside?
12:11Not at all.
12:13Check it out.
12:13A multi-level New Year's ball with punch-pour saline.
12:16What's happening?
12:16Bloom, the bed of a thousand coats, an infinity slide, and through here, the brand ballroom.
12:22In other words, a ball within a ball.
12:24Everything?
12:25I'm breaking up, Celia!
12:27You've been for table incorporated!
12:30Happy New Year!
12:32Norm, I told you don't celebrate until midnight all day.
12:35What if midnight never comes?
12:36Then you squander a whole day celebrating.
12:38You think of that, tough guy?
12:40Perry the Blackapuss?
12:43It's a bottle of snarkling cider trap, and you're the cork, which makes you Perry the
12:47Corkapuss.
12:49Ah, you get a funny name.
12:50Anyway, it's a New Year's theme.
12:52Happy New Year!
12:53Not yet, Norm.
12:54Now, onto my plan.
12:55I recently learned that in most of the world, there's a tradition where people decide to
12:59achieve something about their lives in the coming year.
13:01And they call it a New Year's resolution.
13:04I had no idea.
13:05See, back in Jerusalem, change was frowned upon.
13:07Any change.
13:08I mean, you couldn't change your channel on your TV, you couldn't change your underwear,
13:12and forget about changing your hairstyle.
13:14You'd end up in jail.
13:15But here in the New World, we embrace change.
13:18Apparently.
13:19And that's why I came up with the Resolution Changerinator.
13:24Cleverly disguised as a bowtie.
13:25I turn it on at the stroke of midnight.
13:27It will make everyone change their resolution from whatever it was, like a nose, weight, gain
13:32limb, whatever, to I'm going to make science the rich works by leader and obey his every
13:38command.
13:39I told you the New Resolution.
13:40I'm not.
13:41How do I look like a pharmacist in a bowtie?
13:43I don't know.
13:44I don't know.
13:46You're squattery, Norm.
13:49Ready to get you a pod here, aren't they?
13:51The one like a duck swim and stuff.
13:53Wow.
13:53First year of the adult.
13:55Yep.
13:55We're all grown up now.
13:56No more pig tails, dollies, or obsessing over boys.
13:59From now on, we obsess over men.
14:01And no more butts.
14:03They had a girl.
14:03Yeah, I'm sticking to my resolution and turning over a new mate.
14:06Fifteen whole minutes and I haven't thought of Phineas and Ferb.
14:09How they make those figs.
14:11You know, the figs are dangerous things.
14:12Candace.
14:13Sorry, I'm back, I'm back.
14:15Resolution.
14:16Kick it in.
14:16Oh, look, here comes the boys.
14:18You mean men, ladies?
14:20That's not, we're ladies.
14:26Corbination is fun.
14:29Hello, Danville.
14:31Hey, you there.
14:32What's your New Year's resolution?
14:33To update my mustache.
14:34That's what you think.
14:36I don't know.
14:37I don't know.
14:38It seemed achievable.
14:38It's been so great being here as an adult.
14:41Not like my brothers.
14:42We're kids.
14:43We're probably building something.
14:45And it's something big.
14:46And it's big and fun.
14:47There you go.
14:48Oh, no, you don't.
14:49This is going to be a new year with a new Candace.
14:51Remember?
14:55It's okay.
14:56It's just a temporary relapse.
14:57Candace, Stacy told me about your New Year's resolution.
15:00I need to hang out.
15:01I'll turn back.
15:03Relapse?
15:04Relapse.
15:04That's what you think.
15:08Oh, it never stops me.
15:10Carry the black of us.
15:12You can't come in here.
15:13This is a black tie affair.
15:19Actually, I guess it doesn't really specify I can't say this.
15:22I guess you're okay.
15:24Oh, and another little tidbit about the ancient Egyptians is that both men and women will make up.
15:28Just like the Indy.
15:30All the key get it from.
15:31You can do.
15:32Hey, I've worked your New Year's resolution with the stop-eating sandwiches in the bathroom.
15:36It's not midnight yet, so I can still enjoy this.
15:38Not midnight yet?
15:39That's it.
15:40I've actually got an hour left to bust my brothers.
15:42I can't find out what they're doing.
15:44I'll get a video.
15:49That's her portrait.
15:50He actually paid off.
15:51All right.
15:52Let's start this passionate ball.
15:56I'm going to make it.
15:58And how am I going to show Mom?
15:59No worry.
16:00I'm live-blogging the whole of it on my podcast.
16:03We're trending right now.
16:04Right now?
16:05Hey, all of you out there in Internet Land.
16:07Watch closely because I'm going to bust babies and burn.
16:11She never busts.
16:13And Internet Land is about a real place.
16:18What is this?
16:18The code room?
16:19All right, Perry the Blatibus.
16:22If you really want to fight here, I...
16:24Ooh, Casper.
16:25Nice.
16:27Hey, Candace.
16:28I got you a glass of Sparked Insider.
16:30Rachel, this is my last time to bust.
16:32Serious relapse.
16:33Come on, Erling.
16:35Yes!
16:35Everyone!
16:36Can I have your attention, please?
16:37My brothers and their friends will be dropping from outer space in that giant New Year's ball.
16:42I don't know if that's fantastic.
16:44No, that's not fantastic.
16:46Okay, well, I admit it's impressive, but it's still possible.
16:50Mom!
16:51If those were my boys, they'd be so busted.
16:53Please!
16:53I talked to you now.
16:55Mom!
16:56Okay, it's almost midnight.
16:58Let's go!
17:02You'll never get out of that straightjack.
17:04I wouldn't even wear that to a New Year's Eve party.
17:06I guess maybe if you were a magician.
17:08Maybe.
17:09I wouldn't wear that to a New Year's Eve party.
17:11Time to launch my plan!
17:12Time to launch my plan!
17:29Ten!
17:31Nine!
17:33Eight!
17:33Mom!
17:34Mom!
17:34Seven!
17:36Six!
17:36Five!
17:37Five!
17:38Oh, what's going on?
17:40Mom, it's New Year's!
17:41They've been so high for kidding me.
17:43Two!
17:45One!
17:46Two!
17:50Now, watch this.
17:51What is everyone's New Year's resolution?
17:54She's probably new.
17:55I think it's worse.
17:56Are you there?
17:58Ha ha ha ha ha!
18:00How does it feel to be a loser, Perry the Platypus?
18:03I mean, that's a rhetorical question.
18:05Of course, if anyone should know how it feels, it should be me, right?
18:08All right, everyone, follow me!
18:10We're taking over City Hall!
18:11Oh, what are you doing?
18:18Oh, baby!
18:20What about your resolution?
18:22And everyone knows that no one ever keeps their New Year's resolution.
18:25Yeah, it doesn't even make any sense.
18:27Why would you make resolutions if you're not ever gonna fuck?
18:30Did you know about this?
18:31You did!
18:32You knew about this, and you still punched the kid and pinched me!
18:36Yeah, I guess you might like that.
18:38That is what we do.
18:39Ah!
18:41Oh, thank you, Perry the Platypus.
18:43Ah!
18:44Happy New Year!
18:45You know it hasn't been bad
18:47For a happy day's time
18:48But I tell you I'm glad
18:50When I think about starting on over again
18:53Yeah, I know what we did
18:55But I don't think about that
18:56There was a moment
18:57But this is another
18:59So we're not gonna cry
19:02When we say goodbye
19:03To the year that has been
19:05We're not gonna look back
19:08We know we're on the right track
19:10And we all know that time is speeding
19:12Time is speeding
19:16Cause you know it's a new year
19:19It's a brand new beginning
19:20So it's 365 in the world
19:23We're spending just a new year
19:25And so it's time to shine the first
19:27And so it's time to shine the first
19:27And so it's time to see the future now
19:29It's gonna be a happy new year
19:31It's gonna be a happy new year
19:35It's gonna be a happy new year
19:38It's gonna be a happy new year
19:42It's gonna be a happy new year
19:43You know it's a new year
19:45What is happening?
19:46Is this your game, Ralph?
19:47Even anxiety means old longer
19:49I would never think of new years
19:51As an unscored new year
19:53I sure know that
19:55Canis can see the fireworks
19:56Now I don't know
19:57If I'm gonna be able to keep
19:58The graduation
19:59That's okay
20:00I like you just the way you are
20:01Happy new year, Canis
20:03Happy new year, Jeremy
20:04Happy new year, I think it's gonna be a happy new year
20:06Happy new year, I think it's gonna be a happy new year
20:08Happy new year, I think it's gonna be a happy new year
20:10Happy new year, I think it's gonna be a happy new year
20:12Happy new year, I think it's gonna be a happy new year
20:14Happy new year, I think it's gonna be a happy new year
20:16Happy new year, I think it's gonna be a happy new year
20:18Happy new year, I think it's gonna be a happy new year
20:20Happy new year, I think it's gonna be a happy new year
20:22Happy new year, I think it's gonna be a happy new year
20:24Happy new year, I think it's gonna be a happy new year
20:26Happy new year, I think it's gonna be a happy new year
20:28Happy new year, I think it's gonna be a happy new year
20:30Happy New Year!
21:00It's a camera that you send away to get the film part developed, and then you take the non-film, camera-only part, and you throw it away.
21:18That is film.
21:19Would you please just look in the back?
21:21This is the heart hybrid hockey of your dark dystopian destiny, Hockey Z9.
21:26Hick, Hick, gotta get a play!
21:30Hick, Hick, Hick, Hick, Hick.
22:00Thanks for having the boys over tonight, Vivian.
22:03Oh, no problem, Linda. I have all the neighborhood kids tonight.
22:06Come on, come on. I don't want to be late for my first grown-up party.
22:09Okay, hon. Bye, everyone. Happy New Year!
22:11Bye, guys!
22:12Happy New Year!
22:13We're going to have so much fun. We have no figures, no, and Betty.
22:16And the boys will all stay up till midnight and watch the New Year's people draw.
22:19Okay, Jerry, wake up, will you? He's drooling all over my arm.
22:23You know, saliva is 98% water, and the other 2% is made up of any beneficial electrolytes.
22:28It is gross, but it is science.
22:30You'll have to be the gross factor outweighs the science factor, or you'll have a one-way ticket to Wedgetown.
22:34Well, it'll be fun to finally see the ball drop.
22:36Oh, it's a wonderful tradition.
22:38And, of course, there's the other tradition with anything so much special, isn't it?
22:41The heating system is out of the fence, and we had to call an alien from Aruba.
22:44And I can assure you that we are all in the same boat here.
22:47And I'm on in this. We are all sharing the pain.
22:49Shhh, awkward.
22:53Gracious little ethnic.
22:54Um, uh, who's doing something at City Hall?
22:57Let's not do whatever it is.
22:58Hey, Carl, I get the blue one.
23:00Sweetie.
23:01Let's get it out.
23:02Great. Bring her down.
23:05How's the sun have been going up there?
23:0799%!
23:08How are you doing, Buford?
23:09I want the paint.
23:10Paint is a baby's a baby's.
23:11That's no ordinary paint. It's a super sealer that will protect us from the cold, dark vacuum of space.
23:16Sweetie talk.
23:18Hey, Celia.
23:19You're in the Perseidium side.
23:20Not at all.
23:21Check it out.
23:22A multi-little New Year's ball with punchbowl sailor.
23:25I love it.
23:25Blue.
23:26The back of a thousand coats.
23:27An infinity slide.
23:29And through here, the grand ballroom.
23:31In other words, a ball within a ball.
23:33Ready?
23:34I'm breaking up, Celia.
23:36Super table incorporated.
23:39Happy New Year.
23:40Norma, I told you, don't celebrate till midnight.
23:43I don't say.
23:43Well, if midnight never comes, then you squander up.
23:46Drooling all over my arm.
23:47You know, saliva is 98% water.
23:49Any other 2% is made up of very beneficial electrolytes.
23:52It is gross, but it is science.
23:54You're lucky the gross factor outweighs the science factor.
23:56Or you'd have a one-way ticket to wedgie town.
23:58Well, it'll be fun to finally see the ball drop.
24:00Oh, it's a wonderful tradition.
24:02And, of course, there's the other tradition of helping someone special at midnight.
24:05Well, then, I know what we're gonna do tonight.
24:07Really?
24:08Yeah, we're gonna make our own New Year's ball and drop it from outer space.
24:12Your mother is right, Phineas.
24:13You're such an active imagination.
24:15But we're back to the nerve.
24:17I'm gonna make some love, Celia.
24:18You can't come in when you want to warm up.
24:20Hey, where's your dragon's?
24:24Morning, Agent P.
24:25Sorry about the cold climate inside your lair.
24:27See, the heating system is off the fritz, and we had to call a guy in from Aruba.
24:30But I can assure you that we are all in the same boat here.
24:33Non-monitor-ness, we are all sharing the pain.
24:36Hey, hey, hey, awkward.
24:39Brace him to the left, man.
24:41Um, uh, who's doing something at City Hall?
24:43Uh, first, Dr. Pepperdine.
24:44Hey, Carl, I hit the blue one.
24:47I'm here, Cindy.
24:48Let's go.
24:49Great.
24:49Break her down.
24:51Now, this is the short trip to the gift shop.
24:53I'm sorry.
24:54You can't go out there.
24:54That's for players only.
24:56Players?
24:57Huh?
24:57You're going to go get a uniform and try to get out there, aren't you?
25:00Is that a problem?
25:01No, as long as we're clear on the concept.
25:03Hey, look at that.
25:04There was one and our disposable stuff from the 80s box.
25:07Thanks, David.
25:08Let me know if you need more things to throw away.
25:11Hey, how'd you get over there?
25:12No, go there.
25:21Okay, now you just show it off.
25:22Okay, I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen.
25:40Mr. Saban!
25:42Mr. Saban's not having trouble with these weapons!
25:47All right, excuse me.
25:48Yes, you are number one.
25:49Excuse me.
25:49Sorry, pardon me.
25:50All right, now, now, excuse me.
25:52Oh, check it out.
25:53A monster ice polishing machine.
25:55Okay, everyone, let's get out of here.
26:04Oh, my gosh.
26:05That is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
26:07Everyone say, Canadian bacon.
26:09Bam!
26:11Great job, kids.
26:12That was the weirdest thing in hockey I've ever seen.
26:14Thanks, Mr. Robitaille.
26:16Okay, I'm all set to speed across the ice.
26:17Go ahead.
26:18Hockey's E-Nine is over.
26:19What?
26:20No!
26:20Hockey, enjoy it!
26:21Dang it!
26:22Look up!
26:23It's not fair!
26:24It's not fair!
26:26I'm sportsman-like behavior.
26:28Fine.
26:29Wow, Candace, I had a really good time.
26:31You want to get something to eat?
26:32Oh, that sounds like fun!
26:33But give me two minutes.
26:35Oh, there you go, Perry.
26:43Have fun at the party!
26:44Thanks for having the boys over tonight, Vivian.
26:47Oh, no problem, Linda.
26:48I have all the money from the kids tonight.
26:49Come on, come on.
26:50I don't want to be late for my first grown-up party.
26:52Okay, bye.
26:53Bye, everyone.
26:54Happy New Year!
26:55Bye, everybody.
26:55Happy New Year!
26:57We've had so much fun.
26:58We've had no figures, no, and Betty.
27:00And of course, we'll all stay up till midnight
27:02and watch the New York City ball show.
27:03Okay, hurry up.
27:04Wake up, will you?
27:05It's drooling all over my arm.
27:07You know, saliva is 98% water,
27:09and the other 2% is made up of very beneficial electrolytes.
27:12It is gross, but it is science.
27:13You're lucky the gross factor outweighs the science factor,
27:16or you'll have a one-way ticket to Wednesday town.
27:18Well, it'll be fun to finally see the ball drop.
27:20Oh, it's a wonderful tradition.
27:22And of course, thank you for having a patient
27:23and take someone special at midnight.
27:25Well, then I know what we're going to do tonight.
27:27Really?
27:28Yeah, we're going to make our own New Year's ball
27:30and drop it from outer space.
27:32Your mother is right, Phineas.
27:33You're such a lot of motivation.
27:34Oh, that was active enough.
27:36I'm just going to make a look short,
27:37but you can't just come in when you want to warm up.
27:40Hey, where's your block at this?
27:41Money, Agent P.
27:45Sorry about the cold climate inside your lair.
27:47See, the heating system is off the fritz,
27:48and we had to call an alien from Aruba.
27:50But I can assure you that we are all in the same boat here.
27:53I'm only this.
27:54We are all sharing the pain.
27:56And that's awkward.
27:59Great, sister, don't let me.
28:01Um, uh, who's doing something at City Hall?
28:03Put us out to whatever it is.
28:04Hey, Carl, I get the blue one.
28:07Hey, Carl, I get the blue one.
28:09Wait, bring her down.
28:10Hey, how's the siren going up there?
28:13How's the siren going up there?
28:14How are you doing, Buford?
28:15I want the paint.
28:16Can you give me some babies and beatniks?
28:18That's no ordinary paint.
28:19It's a super seal that will protect us
28:21from the cold, dark vacuum of space.
28:23Beatnik talk.
28:24Hey, Carl, you're in the profilium side?
28:26Not at all.
28:28Check it out.
28:28A multi-level New Year's ball with punch-cold sailing.
28:31I love it.
28:32Balloon room, the back of a thousand coats,
28:34an infinity slide,
28:35and you'll hear this brand ball dreaming.
28:37In other words, a ball within a ball.
28:40Ready?
28:40I'm freaking out of here!
28:42You've been Surtable Incorporated!
28:45Happy New Year!
28:47Norm, I told you you don't celebrate till midnight,
28:49not all day.
28:50What if midnight never comes,
28:51then you squander a whole day celebrating?
28:53What do you think of that, tough guy?
28:55Hey, the black of us!
28:57Hey, ha!
28:58It's a bottle of sparkling cider trap,
29:00and you're the cook,
29:01which makes you...
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