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Full Episode of Did You Have To Be A Hockey Star?
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00:00The star captain and the guy who's bringing us home the Stanley, Tyler Coulson!
00:07Boys, this is Kate Martin. She's your new owner.
00:13You?
00:15You?
00:19Let's get fucked up.
00:21Okay!
00:25Excuse me.
00:27Don't touch me.
00:30How about giving some of us a chance?
00:39You're not the only one trying to get a drink here, sweetheart.
00:42Who the hell do you think you are?
00:47You don't know who I am?
00:48I don't know who I am anyway.
01:03Who the hell do you think...
01:06you are?
01:07Who the hell do you think
01:16you are?
01:26That is one tall glass of delicious.
01:31You could swallow him whole and still be thirsty.
01:35I'm good with the drinks I've got.
01:37Who's she?
01:41Who?
01:41Ah, shut up.
01:43I see your tail wagging.
01:45I don't know, man. Some nobody.
01:48She was kind of hot, though.
01:49Look, Kate the Great.
01:51If you don't think you have a chance with him,
01:53you could just say so.
01:55Please.
01:56I would have that man on a leash in five minutes.
01:59The season starts tomorrow,
02:00and we need your head in the game.
02:02I'm not going to fuck her.
02:04Okay.
02:05Let's put some money on it.
02:06$20,000 if you go home alone tonight.
02:12Easy.
02:13Eh?
02:14And you can't just have sex with her in the bathroom.
02:17Okay, not so easy.
02:19You don't think he's a bit out of your league?
02:21No one is out of my league.
02:23But you're on it, my boy.
02:28Dare you to prove it.
02:33You're such a bitch.
02:37Watch and learn.
02:38Ain't coming.
02:43Sorry, I was so rude before.
02:47I just get, um, impulsive when I drink.
02:50And buy me a shot.
02:54You know, I've never seen you here before.
02:58Used to be my dad's spot.
03:00But enough about me.
03:01I want to hear all about your girlfriend.
03:06I don't have a girlfriend.
03:08You're kidding.
03:09Me neither.
03:11You have so much in common.
03:13I'm not interested.
03:22Not at all?
03:26No.
03:27In fact, I, um...
03:32Well, I hate hot women.
03:37Yeah?
03:39Yeah.
03:40Uh, fuck.
03:56No, I, um...
03:58I actually can't.
04:00Okay, what is the deal?
04:03Are you some gigantic, beautiful virgin?
04:07You know, you really should learn some respect.
04:09Look, I didn't exactly come here for your personality.
04:12And I definitely didn't come over here for a lecture.
04:14So kiss me, you idiot.
04:17I said no.
04:19Not used to hearing that.
04:21Are you daddy's girl?
04:27My dad's dead.
04:29Asshole.
04:30Kate the Great.
04:55I wasn't expecting to see you here.
04:58I would have cleaned up.
04:59Where else would I be, Kevin?
05:01We're co-owners now.
05:03My dad left me his share of the tea.
05:06Dream come true.
05:07Yeah.
05:08We're both of us.
05:09Yeah, because there's nothing the Blades need more right now than some woman who knows nothing
05:13about hockey bossing them around.
05:16Distracting them.
05:17Dressed like some sort of, uh...
05:19Kevin?
05:21We're cousins.
05:23It's never gonna happen.
05:25Step cousins.
05:26There's no shared blood.
05:27I...
05:28You know, whatever.
05:29Let's get this shit sure on the road.
05:30Hey, fellas, bring it in.
05:31All right.
05:35There is Donovan, Chris, Kyle, Eli, Sammy, and last but not least, the star captain and
05:44the guy who's bringing us home to Stanley, Tyler Carlson.
05:49Woo!
05:52Boys, this is Kate Martin.
05:54Okay?
05:54She's your new co-owner.
05:56Now, Kate here doesn't know that much about hockey, okay?
05:59So we're gonna have to bring her up to speed a little bit, yeah?
06:01And what the hell is she doing with the Blades?
06:05She inherited her father's shares.
06:08She started three beauty brands before the age of 20 and has her MBA from Brown.
06:14And she's your boss.
06:15So maybe it's you who needs to show a little bit of respect.
06:20Yeah, well, we're trying to win a championship here.
06:22We don't have time to teach some woman how to play hockey.
06:26Perfect.
06:26So we'll just skip that part and go straight to the part where you shut the fuck up.
06:35This is my rink now.
06:37Yeah, we'll see about that.
06:41Why didn't you tell me you played for the Blades?
06:43Why didn't you tell me you were the new co-owner?
06:45Has anyone ever told you you always have something to say?
06:47It's a very annoying quality.
06:48You seemed to like it enough last night.
06:50If you know what's best for you, you won't mention whatever that was to anyone.
07:01You know, I can tell when I'm having an effect on someone.
07:05You tell me you don't want me?
07:08Not at all.
07:09The only reason we almost kissed last night was because I was dared to.
07:17Not true.
07:19I will do anything for a dare.
07:21Whatever you say.
07:22But, uh, the only reason that we didn't kiss last night was because my friend dared me not to.
07:29If I wanted to, we would've.
07:32Okay.
07:34Captain Fuckboy?
07:35I would do anything for a dare, too.
07:38I believe that you believe that.
07:41But I was the one in control last night.
07:44And guess what?
07:46I still am.
07:53Don't worry.
07:54I'm not trying to get kicked off the team for corrupting the Blades' new pretty little princess.
07:59Princess.
08:01Yeah.
08:02The hat, the nails, the shoes, the overall attitude.
08:06What?
08:07You need me to keep going?
08:10You wish you could corrupt me.
08:16But I'm not interested.
08:19Superstar.
08:19Hmm.
08:29You're a bad liar, princess.
08:40Hmm.
08:43How about this?
08:46From now on,
08:48I dare you
08:51to stay away from me.
08:53And I'll stay away from you.
08:57Deal?
08:58Hmm.
09:01Deal.
09:05I'll get dressed.
09:05I just don't know what Coach wants to do.
09:12It's like,
09:13what else do I need to do
09:15to show him I can be captain?
09:20Hey.
09:23If you want to talk to her so bad,
09:25just go do it.
09:26Nah, man.
09:27I don't want to talk to her.
09:28But maybe I should
09:38at least go tell her
09:39that this is supposed to be
09:40a player's bar, right?
09:41I'll just go tell her that.
09:42So what?
09:55The stadium wasn't enough?
09:57You need to come hang out
09:58at our bar, too?
09:59Get over yourself.
10:00I'm meeting someone.
10:01You know,
10:02technically,
10:03it's supposed to be just players.
10:05No front office.
10:07Well, you didn't have a problem
10:08when my dad came here.
10:10Yeah, well,
10:11that was different.
10:12Your dad was the best.
10:19You talk to all your bosses
10:20this way, Mr. Carlson?
10:22Do you try and take home
10:23all your employees,
10:24Miss Martin?
10:25Only the really stupid ones.
10:28Huh.
10:30Whatever, princess.
10:34Whatever, superstar.
10:42Shit.
10:43Oh, well, well.
10:48Look who it is.
10:50I thought you two
10:51hated each other.
10:52We were just talking about...
10:54Kitty K, we've got to
10:55talk some business,
10:56so it's a little crowded in here,
10:58so why don't we go
10:59talk somewhere private?
11:00Yeah?
11:00Yep.
11:01All right.
11:03Hey, not too many, all right?
11:04All right.
11:05All right.
11:05Whatever you say, boss.
11:16Let's just cut to the chase here.
11:17All right?
11:18We both know the Blades are a...
11:20A sinking ship?
11:21A waste of time.
11:22A pitiful excuse for my dad
11:24to miss every milestone
11:25in my life.
11:27On the fast track
11:27to bankruptcy, okay?
11:29Season ticket sales
11:30are at an all-time low.
11:31Our sponsors
11:32are dropping like flies.
11:33So?
11:34We need a rebrand.
11:35And lucky for you,
11:37that's my specialty.
11:38No, no, no.
11:40Not a rebrand.
11:43We need to sell.
11:48Look, Kate,
11:49we both know your dad
11:50didn't do us any favors
11:51when he gave you his shares, right?
11:52So I'm thinking you and me,
11:53we just take this little piggy
11:54down to the butcher shop
11:55before there's no meat left
11:56for the two of us.
11:59Or,
11:59we do something to raise the value.
12:02Believe it or not,
12:02some of us are actually capable
12:04of accomplishing things.
12:06No offense here, Kitty,
12:07but I'm not really looking
12:09for the lady perspective here.
12:10How are you still single?
12:12Oh, Kitty, don't tempt me.
12:16Look, okay?
12:17Just sign the papers.
12:20And after the deal's done,
12:21you can go and girl boss
12:23all over some people
12:23who actually want it.
12:25Well, I think the lady perspective
12:26is exactly what this team
12:28needs right now.
12:29There's a whole untapped market
12:30of female hockey fans
12:31that we should be catering to.
12:34Women don't like hockey.
12:35You have no idea
12:36what women like.
12:38Hockey players are hot.
12:42I can sell hot.
12:46I'll give it to you.
12:48You're cute when you're all riled up.
12:53Give me one month.
12:55If I fail,
12:57I'll sign the papers.
12:59Deal.
13:05Shall we seal it with a kiss?
13:07Still your cousin.
13:08Step-cousin.
13:09All right,
13:09it's like a close family friend.
13:12All right.
13:14Kate's got an open net.
13:17Is she gonna make her shot?
13:18I'm not a close family friend.
13:19I'm not a close family friend.
13:20I'm not a close family friend.
13:20I'm not a close family friend.
13:21I'm not a close family friend.
13:21I'm not a close family friend.
13:22I'm not a close family friend.
13:23I'm not a close family friend.
13:23I'm not a close family friend.
13:24I'm not a close family friend.
13:24I'm not a close family friend.
13:25I'm not a close family friend.
13:25I'm not a close family friend.
13:26I'm not a close family friend.
13:27I'm not a close family friend.
13:27I'm not a close family friend.
13:27I'm not a close family friend.
13:28I'm not a close family friend.
13:28I'm not a close family friend.
13:28I'm not a close family friend.
13:29I'm not a close family friend.
14:00You know, if you want to stare at me all day, you don't need to pretend to work.
14:22I get it.
14:24Amazing there's enough space on that ice between you and your enormous ego.
14:30Why are you on the ice?
14:35Practice isn't right for an hour.
14:39Hockey's not just my job.
14:42Why are you here, princess?
14:44Come to skate with me?
14:47Skate?
14:49No.
14:51I don't.
14:52Wait, wait, wait.
14:54Don't tell me the princess doesn't skate.
14:57Shut up.
14:58How is that even possible?
15:00Your dad was five-time MVP Rick Martin.
15:03I'm aware.
15:04Don't worry.
15:12I'll take it real nice and slow for you.
15:16Shame.
15:18I'm more of a fast and rough kind of girl.
15:22Then we might need a safe word.
15:24Just in case.
15:24Maybe next time.
15:35Hey.
15:40I dare you.
15:44Whoa.
15:45Oh, my God.
15:47Oh, my God.
15:48I can't believe I'm skating.
15:51Yeah, it only took you 25 years.
15:54You know, this is actually kind of easy.
15:58Oh.
16:00Why are we paying you so much money?
16:02You're just like your dad.
16:04Such a ball breaker.
16:07He understood it, though.
16:10What being on the ice means for a guy like me.
16:15And what's that?
16:16I don't know.
16:19To have somewhere that you belong.
16:21A place where I can show people what I'm made of.
16:26Everyone needs that.
16:30But you definitely belong here.
16:36Thank you, princess.
16:39Oh, my God.
16:46Dollar.
16:55Kate?
16:59You good, Miss Martin?
17:01Yeah, just making sure everything's up to regulation.
17:07Yep.
17:08Seems sturdy.
17:12I'll catch you boys after practice.
17:14Wait, so you actually want to work with this team now?
17:24Man, one day at the boy aquarium and she's a puck bunny.
17:27I am not.
17:29I just want to prove that I'm capable of running more than just a beauty brand.
17:33And if I get to boss around hot, sexy hockey players in the process, sign me the fuck up.
17:41And proving your pervy cousin wrong isn't so bad either.
17:44Facts.
17:46So, what are we thinking?
17:50Okay.
17:52Sexy calendar.
17:54I'm thinking shirtless and red heart glasses for February, shirtless and American boxers for July, and shirtless and a Santa hat for Christmas.
18:05Okay, sex appeal.
18:06I'd buy that.
18:09But if you really want women to pay attention, you need romance.
18:14You gotta get one of your boys set up with someone famous.
18:18Okay.
18:22Which player?
18:24Obviously the 6-3 sex god half of our fans are already wet dreaming about.
18:31Tyler Carlson.
18:36Absolutely not.
18:37I mean, he would never go for it.
18:41He's one of the most stubborn men I've ever met in my life.
18:44Why not?
18:46He's famously a fuckboy.
18:48And a certified snack.
18:50Just, I don't know.
18:52Choose somebody else.
18:54Kate?
18:57Are you into him?
18:59Oh my god.
19:00No.
19:01Of course not.
19:02I can't stand him.
19:04It's okay if you are.
19:07Look, you haven't allowed yourself any real happiness since your dad died.
19:13You deserve whatever you want.
19:16The media would crucify me.
19:19They already think I'm some dumb bimbo, and then I go and sleep with the hottest guy on the hockey team.
19:26I mean, one of the hottest guys on the hockey team.
19:29I don't know.
19:32Okay.
19:35Who do we set him up with?
19:37So, in order to appeal to a brand new fan base, I have scheduled a calendar shoot for all of you guys at my place.
19:44It'll be fun.
19:48And mandatory.
19:49Come on.
19:50Come on.
19:52Guys.
19:53We are entering a brand new demographic.
19:56These ladies want to get to know you.
19:59This is your chance to show them your personality and your assets.
20:04Hmm?
20:04I know you guys don't go to the gym just to be slapping each other sticks around all day.
20:10Aren't you hockey players supposed to be big and strong?
20:14I mean, seriously, are you guys afraid of a little photo shoot?
20:18Look, if we want to get new results, we have to be willing to try something new.
20:21And marketing is all about disruption, and I am trying to make moves here.
20:26Speaking of moves, I want to see you working on your poses.
20:30Come on!
20:31A little creativity.
20:33Let's go.
20:35Hit the showers.
20:35That's a lot of talk, princess.
20:47You've got to be able to walk, too.
20:50Hmm.
20:51Hmm.
20:53You think I'm finished?
21:02Oh, look.
21:03He's right over there.
21:04You're going to love him.
21:05Meet your new girlfriend.
21:08Pop sensation, Nicolette.
21:14Wait.
21:15What?
21:16You're even hotter in person.
21:18I'm a big fan.
21:19Not of, like, the hockey part, but I love your Instagram.
21:26Will you excuse us for a second?
21:29Yeah.
21:31Okay, what kind of fucked up power play is this?
21:34This is for the Blades.
21:35It's an image overhaul.
21:36It's PR.
21:38It's fake, dummy.
21:41You're not actually dating her.
21:42You just need to make it seem like you're dating her.
21:44Oh, so now you're pimping me out.
21:47Kinky.
21:47Just shut up and look pretty for those cameras.
21:51Yeah, who?
21:53Ty, Ty.
21:55Don't tell me you're trying to make me jealous already.
21:58Okay, wow.
21:59We really do look good together, don't we?
22:03You have a good eye.
22:08Nicolette, you don't need to do that right now.
22:10The cameras aren't around.
22:13Look at you.
22:14So protective.
22:16Like a little guard dog.
22:17Maybe I want a touch.
22:23Have you seen him?
22:24So handsome.
22:28Well, boss.
22:30Thank you so much for the hot date.
22:32This is going to be fun.
22:36Don't worry, little doggy.
22:38I'll take good care of him.
22:41Little doggy.
22:41Come on, guys.
22:55A little energy.
22:56Like you're having fun.
22:59Please.
23:01Is this what you want?
23:06So much for changing the game.
23:08This is what we in the biz call a whiff.
23:11Come on, guys.
23:17Smolder for me.
23:18The camera loves you.
23:19Are they okay?
23:21It's like watching baby giraffes learn to walk.
23:24Yeah.
23:26I'm so fucked.
23:27I'm so fucked.
23:41Okay.
23:41Who's next?
23:52This might be a bust.
23:54I heard someone's on the naughty list.
24:11Very naughty.
24:18Okay.
24:19Show us what you got.
24:20I got a lot of love.
24:23Yeah, yeah.
24:25I got a lot of love.
24:27Yeah, yeah.
24:28I got love, a lot.
24:31Yeah, yeah.
24:32I got a lot.
24:35Yeah, yeah.
24:37Some people say
24:39Oh, I can't wait to see how all the pictures come out.
25:08Also, score, I got Chris's number.
25:12You do know you work for the team now, right?
25:15Has anyone ever told you not to mix business with pleasure?
25:18Has anyone ever told you to work hard, play harder?
25:22Bye.
25:23Bye.
25:23I love you.
25:24Love you.
25:38I thought you left already.
25:42Hmm.
25:43I was waiting for my thank you.
25:45For doing your job?
25:47For saving your little photo shoots.
25:50You're welcome.
25:51Fine.
25:52On behalf of all the horny housewives in this country, thank you.
25:58Why do you got to make things so hard all the time?
26:01Oh.
26:02You think it's hard now?
26:07You know what I think?
26:10I think you're scared.
26:12I'm not scared of anything.
26:14Don't make me dare you again.
26:17Tyler, I am trying to take my job seriously.
26:22I'm tired of waiting.
26:29I'm not going to jeopardize everything that I'm doing just for a quick fuck.
26:47Who said anything about quick?
26:52Good night, Mr. Carlson.
26:57Good night, Miss Martin.
27:05You boys killed it last night and with a full house.
27:09Keep it up and we'll take on the Winter Classic, then Stanley's Office.
27:14See all the ladies in the stands?
27:16Guess all we needed to do was get our boy a girlfriend.
27:19About time we settle down.
27:21Hey!
27:25Okay, okay, okay.
27:26Settle down, boys.
27:28Look, my marketing might be drawing people in,
27:30but it's going to take more than one win to keep them coming back.
27:34Kitty Kate's right, boys.
27:36Let's get ready to do it again tomorrow night, yeah?
27:38Come on.
27:39We got this.
27:40Let's go, boys.
27:41Woo!
27:44She does know you guys aren't actually dating, right?
27:57Or is she as crazy as she looks?
28:01Jealous, princess?
28:03No, not jealous.
28:06Just...
28:08nauseated.
28:10Okay, then.
28:13My love!
28:14Come here!
28:15I miss you!
28:16You're so clingy, I love it!
28:20Duty calls.
28:22Go get your girl.
28:23That tub really brings out your eyes.
28:35Kevin, please.
28:36Just ate.
28:39Well, I thought I should tell you.
28:41I found a buyer for the team.
28:45What?
28:46You gave me a month.
28:50I mean, my rebrand is working.
28:54Did you see the crowds last night?
28:56This much gives us some leverage.
28:58I guess they didn't teach you buy low, sell high in beauty school, huh?
29:02You want me to sign over my 51%?
29:05You have to honor our deal.
29:07Kitty, calm down, okay?
29:09I'll still let you come to practice.
29:10Don't fucking touch me!
29:11Hey!
29:18Back off, man!
29:20That's how you talk to your owner?
29:22That's how you touch your cousin?
29:24Hey, why don't you go hit the showers, Carlson?
29:27Come back when you learn a little respect.
29:37What the fuck is wrong with you?
29:40Look, dude.
29:43You can't let this thing with Miss High and Mighty keep distracting you.
29:48You know I'm rooting for you for-
29:49Look, there is no thing, man.
29:50I told you.
29:52Yeah, you told me a whole lot of shit.
29:55You think I can't tell by the way you look at her?
29:58I know you, man.
30:00You're my brother.
30:02And your game goes tits up when you can't decide about something.
30:06So decide.
30:07Or you're gonna lose us to Stanley.
30:19Jesus!
30:21What the hell is going on in here?
30:24Nothing, boss.
30:25Your hand, is it?
30:27It's fine.
30:29Let me see.
30:30Ah, don't!
30:31Stop being such a baby!
30:32Maybe next time, handle your shit outside the rink.
30:33It's unprofessional and distracting.
30:34So this is my fault.
30:35Maybe you're not as good of a player as you are.
30:36Maybe next time, handle your shit outside the rink.
30:37It's unprofessional and distracting.
30:38So this is my fault.
30:42Maybe you're not as good of a player as you think you are.
30:44Oh, please, don't act like you know anything about hockey.
30:46Do you know what you're talking about?
30:47Is it okay?
30:48I don't know.
30:49I don't know.
30:50I don't know.
30:51I don't know.
30:52I don't know.
30:53I don't know.
30:54I don't know.
30:55I don't know.
30:57I don't know.
30:58I don't know.
30:59I don't know.
31:00distracting so this is my fault maybe you're not as good of a player as you think you are
31:06oh please don't act like you know anything about hockey princess you can't even skate
31:10stop calling me princess
31:11you shouldn't
31:26I know
31:28fucking hell
31:49eyes up here
31:56I believe I was told to hit the showers
32:08okay but nothing's changed between us that was a one-time thing
32:21well I mean technically it was two times
32:25stop
32:30stop what
32:31looking at me like you've seen me naked before
32:36okay
32:47change of plans
32:50you and I are both going through a lot
32:53and you know it's only natural for us to want to release every now and then
32:58and this could be that
33:00but we have to keep it quiet
33:03no one can know
33:05and it's just sex
33:07no feelings
33:08deal
33:10you know
33:13I know I'm irresistible and all
33:15but that's got to be record timing
33:17going from never again
33:18to just sex
33:19shake on it before your ego makes me want to change my mind
33:24pleasure doing business with you princess
33:30where does your team think you are
33:40with my agent
33:42you
33:43PR dinner with Piper
33:45perfect
33:46guys
33:53I want you so bad
33:55not here
33:56not in public
33:58there's no one around
34:00Tyler
34:00we can't
34:02just be a good girl and kiss me
34:07okay
34:07blades are back
34:12and hotter than ever
34:14ticket sales soar as their sexy calendar spread goes viral
34:18what do we say
34:20thank you boss
34:22I hope you don't mind
34:43my last thing looks good on you
34:45me
34:46I just know
34:47I'm so aĆ
34:49we can't
34:50do this
34:50we can't
34:51do this
34:52we can't
34:52can do this
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34:54yes
34:55we don't
34:55just
34:55you
34:56and
34:56but
34:56four
34:57you
34:57and
34:58out
34:58so
34:58polls
34:59you
35:00you
35:02you
35:03and
35:04you
35:05you
35:06you
35:06you
35:07you
35:09you
35:09how
35:10you
35:10you
35:11how
35:11do
35:12what
35:13you
35:13you
35:15Seriously, thank you for doing all this.
35:30Look, I know a hockey bar isn't quite as glamorous as an Oscars after-party, but still.
35:36It's been my pleasure.
35:40Uh, I think the paparazzi are gone. We don't have to, uh...
35:44Come on, Ty-Ty, we can quit pretending.
35:47Isn't pretending the whole point?
35:48No, I mean...
35:51Come on, baby.
35:52Pretending that there's not a real connection between us.
35:56This isn't real, Nicolette.
35:58You know that, right?
36:00It could be.
36:07Kate, what are you...
36:08Funny, I don't see any cameras around.
36:11Do you mind if I steal him?
36:12We have some Blades business we need to talk about.
36:14Yes.
36:15Actually, I do mind.
36:17Great.
36:17Thank you so much. Great work tonight.
36:20Kate, where are we going?
36:21Time to go, superstar.
36:28Unbelievable.
36:29You are the one that said that I had to sell this relationship with Nicolette to help the team.
36:33Well, you seemed pretty committed to the bit.
36:35Practically drooling all over him when the cameras weren't even around.
36:38You're jealous.
36:41What?
36:42No, I'm not.
36:44Yes, you are, Kate.
36:45Why can you never just say what you're feeling?
36:47Tyler!
36:48You are famous for sleeping around.
36:53You're a fuckboy.
36:55Sorry.
36:58It's called setting expectations.
37:00I know that's how people see me.
37:10But the truth is, Kate...
37:12I've never felt like this before.
37:16I can't get you out of my head.
37:21I can't even focus on games because I'm too busy thinking about seeing you after.
37:28And if you had waited just two more seconds before dragging me out of there,
37:32then you would have seen me turn Nicolette down.
37:36Because I don't want her.
37:37I want you.
37:53Hating each other is kind of our thing.
37:57That's why the sex is so good.
38:02What if it's not just about the sex?
38:07I can't.
38:24Tell me that you don't want me.
38:27And I will never touch you ever again.
38:35Tyler.
38:37I'll see you next time.
39:07I'll see you next time.
39:37Bye.
39:38Bye.
39:38Bye.
39:39Bye.
40:03Bye.
40:04Bye.
40:04You still hate me?
40:34I've never hated you more.
41:04Good morning.
41:14Good morning.
41:16Last night was amazing.
41:19Who knew the meathead hockey player had a soft side?
41:24Who knew the mean boss lady could be so sweet?
41:38Kate, you really are so...
41:44Hold on, Pa...
41:49What's up, Piper?
41:51Code red, bitch!
41:52Nicolette has been calling me since 3 a.m.
41:54Screaming about how she didn't sign up for some love triangle bullshit.
41:58What?
41:59There's a photo of you two cozying up at a bar.
42:02Okay, we'll call you back.
42:09Oh, God.
42:13Trouble in paradise for Nicolette and Tyler?
42:15Things are heating up between the hockey star and his owner.
42:20Fuck.
42:23So all that no mixing business with pleasure stuff?
42:26Shut it.
42:28What are we going to do?
42:30Okay, this is a PR disaster.
42:32Everyone's gonna think that Tyler is a cheater.
42:34But I'm not.
42:35That shit was fake.
42:37We're gonna lose our new fan base.
42:39Okay, ticket sales are gonna plummet and Kevin will...
42:42I can't afford this right now.
42:46Okay, look.
42:48We will fix this.
42:50Tyler will go to Nicolette, say it was one big misunderstanding.
42:53They'll kiss and make up.
42:54Everyone's happy.
42:56Uh, not me.
42:58I'm not happy.
42:59Tyler.
43:00Please, you have to do this.
43:03Seriously?
43:06What about us?
43:07What about last night?
43:11It has to be our secret, okay?
43:13No one else can know.
43:21You better have invited me over to apologize.
43:24Look, I'm really sorry.
43:26This whole thing just got blown way out of proportion.
43:29I was just meeting with, um...
43:35With my boss.
43:38Contract dispute.
43:39That's it.
43:40I don't want my boyfriend with another woman.
43:44I'm not your real boyfriend.
43:46Well, I don't want my fake boyfriend with another woman.
43:48The world believes we're real, and you will not make a fool out of me.
43:52You don't have to worry about anything.
43:55There's nothing going on between Tyler and I.
43:59Right?
44:01Right.
44:02Good.
44:03I wouldn't think he'd be so desperate.
44:11Are those for me?
44:20You're forgiven, bad boy.
44:22Let's not have any more misunderstandings.
44:31Take me to lunch?
44:33Yeah, sure.
44:34Come on.
44:53You know we can't be seen together.
44:56I can't do this.
44:59Me neither.
45:04You've got to be kidding me.
45:11Kevin, this isn't...
45:12I see.
45:14So this is why you've suddenly become so invested in this piece of shit team.
45:19You know, Kate, I knew you were loose, but God, this is...
45:21Hey!
45:22And I expected as much out of you, Carlson.
45:25But wait until everyone finds out that the new She-E-O is actually just fucking the star player.
45:30We're not fucking.
45:34Bullshit.
45:35Just tell him.
45:37Like I would ever even go for him.
45:38He's an egotistical fuckboy with the IQ of a hockey stick.
45:43No thank you.
45:47Right.
45:48And, uh...
45:50She's a self-obsessed nepo baby who's incapable of real emotion.
45:56So...
45:58I guess we're done here.
45:59Yeah.
46:09Ouch.
46:11You know, it looks like your new fuck buddy isn't really your buddy after all, huh?
46:16You know, Kate, I think it's time to call the quits.
46:20He's right.
46:21You don't belong here.
46:23So just sign the sales agreement, right?
46:25And I'll keep this little indiscretion between you and I.
46:29Yeah?
46:30The press never has to find out.
46:34I want that contract on my desk in 24 hours.
46:44Jesus.
46:45Nicolette will not leave me alone.
46:47I mean...
46:48This girl is totally delusional.
46:56Who died?
46:58The team.
47:00What?
47:01What are you talking about, the team?
47:02We're being sold.
47:04Apparently all that rebranding shit was just to drive the price up.
47:09Don't give a shit about us.
47:11Wait, wait, wait.
47:12Kate agreed to this?
47:13She's the co-owner, dude.
47:15It was probably her idea.
47:17So what'd you do?
47:18You break her heart?
47:21No.
47:23No, she broke mine.
47:35Tyler.
47:36I've been worried sick about you.
47:38Why haven't you been answering me?
47:40We're done.
47:42What?
47:43Yeah.
47:44Because apparently, Kate's not my boss anymore.
47:47Which means she can't tell me what to do.
47:50Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go tell that to her face.
47:53You can't break up with me!
47:56You're in love with me!
47:58Wait!
47:59Let's talk it out.
48:00Let's talk it out!
48:18Tyler.
48:20What are you doing here?
48:21You're selling the team?
48:24What do you care?
48:26And it belonged there anyways, remember?
48:29Also, that's what this is about.
48:31Because I hurt your feelings.
48:32Kate, you called me a fuckboy!
48:34I was trying to keep people from finding out about us.
48:37I didn't mean it.
48:40Whatever, it doesn't matter.
48:42Okay, it was either sell or go public on whatever this was.
48:47So you chose your reputation.
48:48That's what it came down to.
48:50You and your image.
48:51I chose the team.
48:53More bad press and it would have ended the blades and it would have killed your career.
48:56I did it for you.
48:58You moron.
49:02Because...
49:03Because why?
49:05I don't know.
49:06Because why, Kate?
49:07Nothing.
49:08I'll tell the truth for once in your life!
49:10Just shut up!
49:11I dare you!
49:12Because I love you!
49:21God.
49:29You want honesty?
49:32Well here it is.
49:35You're an asshole.
49:38And you're rude.
49:39And you're arrogant.
49:41And you have a severe problem with authority which I think you should talk to a therapist about.
49:46And you keep pushing me and challenging me and giving me shit and I never...
49:54I never want it to end.
49:56When my dad left me the team, I thought it was his final fuck you to me.
50:12Giving me exactly the thing he abandoned me for.
50:19And now I see it's the greatest gift he could have ever given me.
50:26Because he gave me you.
50:35Are you gonna say something?
50:40My boss told me to shut up and listen when she's speaking.
50:43I love you too.
50:53I love you too.
51:14Fuck.
51:21What are we gonna tell Nicolette?
51:24I already broke up with her.
51:26You did what?
51:28Now I'm gonna have to figure out a way to save the team and to clean up after your mess while...
51:32Ho!
51:34Yay!
51:36We should've done this in the first place.
51:38Owner and a player fall in love.
51:40It's like a real life fanfic.
51:42The fairytale practically writes itself.
51:44With a little help from yours truly.
51:46Of course.
51:48Hey, my baby's a genius.
51:49I'm sorry.
51:50When did this happen?
51:52Well, Kate's not the only one who can't resist a hockey player.
51:54Oh.
51:55Well, don't you two look cozy.
51:57Hope this doesn't change our agreement.
51:59Not at all.
52:00In fact, I have a little present for you.
52:02I have a little present for you.
52:04What?
52:05I'm sorry.
52:06I'm sorry.
52:07I'm sorry.
52:08I'm sorry.
52:09I'm sorry.
52:10I'm sorry.
52:11I'm sorry.
52:12When did this happen?
52:13Well, Kate's not the only one who can't resist a hockey player.
52:17Hope this doesn't change our agreement.
52:19Not at all.
52:20In fact, I have a little present for you.
52:30A new sales contract.
52:33You're still selling.
52:35But to me, I'm buying you out.
52:40You really think you can do this?
52:43There is no better woman for the job.
52:47That's cute.
52:50Your funeral.
52:53Good riddance, creep.
52:58Okay.
53:06Can I have my present now?
53:10Merry Christmas, superstar.
53:13Merry Christmas, princess.
53:16Remember Kimuesday with one demon for Halloween,
53:26ktĆ³rego?
53:29They are brilliant.
53:33Yeah.
53:37Well then, we will have another one second way.
53:41You guys are really thinking about starĪ¶.
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